>inb4 clopfic excerpt marker
>inb4 people point out there's no topic

>>29001330
No topic!
Where's the clopfic excerpt marker, Hoppip?
There also needs to be more storybook art.

>>28999834
>Octopus Pirate Crew tyrannizing Sea Ponies for a long time, they even built for the leader a giant light-house in the middle of the ocean, showing how much powerful he is
>Twilight and Friends are playing around the beach, awesome pop-culture song is playing
>Spike is taking a nap
>suddenly Sea Pony pops out of the water
>turns out to be a Sea Pony Princess
>asks Twilight and her friends out for help against those pirates
>all of them agree while Twilight is not sure if she could help
>SPP casts bubbles over their heads, so that they can breath in the ocean
>underwater scenery and a song
>villain scene and featuring his important crew-mates
>Sea Pony Kingdom
>King: "YOU NEED TO FIND THE ELEMENTAL STONE OF WATER"
>okay.jpg, get a speedy hammerhead shark for transport
>switches back to the villain, they sing a song
>the heroes reach the place where the elemental stone is hidden after lots of shenanigans
>giant awesome ship that can also dive underwater reaches them
>villain beats up Twilight and throws her into a cliff underwater, destroys the elemental stone
>friends are fleeing
>everyone believes, except Fluttershy that Twilight is 'gone'
>they come back to the kingdom, hammerhead shark swims off away
-continued-

>>29001365

quick NTSTS, pitch us a topic

something we've never discussed before

>>29001365
it'd better fucking be a new excerpt this time, hoppip

>>29001365
>inb4 Shipping

>>29001365
>>29001373
>no topic clopfic excerpt marker mind

I like that pic

And now with this earthquake business behind me, I'm going to bed.

have fun with your cloppy woppys and shippywhoitzits

>>29001365
No topic? I had a question I was gonna ask, might as well be now then,

Which VA of the mane 6 would you replace if you had to pick one?

>>29001377
>Sea Pony Princess is giving a speech to her kind that they can still have a chance against the Pirates if they work together
>everyone prepares for the attack
>scene where twilight is exploring around the darkness, getting attacked by some of the dwellers there, but is helped out by the hammerhead shark, bro of the brocean
>giant ship attacks the city for trying to beat them with the elemental stone
>awesome scene how they stop the giant ship while singing a war song
>Rest of the Mane Six are fighting alone against the important crew-mates, Fluttershy is too scared and hides somewhere while cheering at her friends
>Rarity, Applejack and Pinkie Pie beat their opponents
>Rainbow Dash still fighting with the first mate
>suddenly giant whale appears, all of the sea ponies fear him
>Fluttershy swims near to it and cuddles his fin
>whale gets tamed
>Octopus Pirate Leader gets angry, throws one of his swords at Fluttershy
>suddenly Twilight and the hammerhead shark appear and she blocks it with her magic
>Rainbow Dash beats now her opponent by flying from the ocean bottom back to the surface, then to the clouds and then drops him into the ocean.
>Twilight still fighting against the Octopus Pirate while Sea Pony Princess tries to help by charging with the hammerhead shark towards him
>suddenly the villain sees what she planned, avoids the charge, and kidnaps her as a shield
>Twilight gets knocked out by his tentacles and thrown out again from the ship
-continued-

>>29001401
I mean it when I say I wouldn't. The VA cast now is perfect, in my head, which is part of the reason I love this show.
Also, Twilight Sparkle is Princess Clara, how is that not amazing?

>>29001403
>Octopus Pirate flees with the SPP to the light-house
>he hid the elemental stone of water there
>Octopus Leader tells how he had the power to rule the ocean for finding this stone, but didn't tell anyone, not even his crew-mates
>SPP bites the Octopus Leader, but gets knocked out
>suddenly wall crashes and Twilight hoof-punches him
>destroys all of his swords
>attempts to use his revolver
>gets caught by her magic and smashed around in the light-house
>Octopus attempts to shoot her with his revolver again
>one of the walls crumble and bury him
>Twilight thinks she finally defeated him
>comes out of the light-house with the SPP
>Octopus grabs the elemental stone of water
>transform into a giant octopus and destroys the whole light-house
>Octopus shouts Twilight's name and rushes fast towards Twilight in rage mode
>Twilight then uses the power of hope (lol) from the Sea Ponies to cast a big Kamehameha
>Octopus gets caught by it and flung into the sky and then lands back to ocean's surface
>Twilight beats him
-continued-

>>29001380
>something we've never discussed before
WELP

what would each pony do if they spent a day at the fair?

>>29001418
I like them all too, im just wondering If you HAD to toss one, who it would be.

you want someone else to take the marker?

>>29001401

Rainbow Dash voiced by Cree Summer

>>29001429
>Sea Ponies celebrate, some of them crying that its finally over
>Pirates fleeing from the scene after they saw how their boss got beaten
>SPP thanking the Mane Six what they have done
>giant underwater party
>even the whale and hammerhead shark are celebrating
>elemental stone of water is now placed back at its cave
>Octopus Leader in his normal form and his favorite crew-members are imprisoned and hidden in the depths of the ocean
>Twilight and her friends wave goodbye and swim back to the beach
>its night-time and Spike was the whole time sleeping
>Twilight takes Spike over her back and they all go home to Ponyville.
>At home, Twilight is writing a letter to Celestia.
>morale of the story is told about how wrong it is to tyranize others and that hope is a powerful thing
>(AND VIOLENCE SOLVES EVERYTHING)
>Credits are rolling down
>we see all of the encounters the Mane Six had when they went underwater as panels
>Derpy also appears at the final panel, flying and waving around, before "THE END" is displayed.

>Audience is roaring for wanting more, shit in their pants and throw money at the giant screen
>/co/ gets fucking mad how the MLP crew just copied One Piece, lots of troll threads appear

>Rated E for Everyone

Hoppip, do you like my fics? Or do you just scour them looking for silly lines?

>>29001401
I'd replace Twilight's singing VA with Tara Strong. I'm pretty confident they're doing it that way due to her being in America and everyone else in Canada, so studio time etc., but it's really incongruous, especially given the fact that Tara Strong can sing really well. It always bugs me when Twilight has a song...

>>29001453
Can it be both?

>>29001401
>>29001401

Can someone give me an example of second person perspective writing?

>>29001491
/r/ing more of these

>>29001377
>>29001403
>>29001429
>>29001446

Dat fic.

>>29001492

>You open the door
>You get on the floor
>You are now Dino-Fag

>>29001484
I'd hope so.

>>29001440
Hmm...well, if I had to, I'd probably be rid of Pinkie Pie's. I love Shannon Chan-Kent, but Ashleigh Ball voices two of the main cast, so she's pretty much indispensable (and null and void in this case, I guess?), and I love Tara Strong and Tabitha St. Germain even more. I don't actually remember who voices Fluttershy, but she's perfect for Fluttershy, so I'd have to leave her alone.

>>29001401
Rainbow Dash with Grey Delisle

>>29001492
You ask, hoping that the denizens of the internet will appease your request. But as time goes on, you falter in your hopes that anonymous can deliver. You then go and wack off to ponies.

Wow i miss the whole Applejack/Rarity discussion because i was fapping.

>>29001453
The latter, I usually just pick something near the top of the archive and skim down to where the sex bit starts then try and find something silly

yours are pretty good for that purpose

>>29001492
You ask a dumb question on 4chan.
You realize you should have searched Wikipedia first.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second-person_narrative

>>29001502

>>29001518
idiot

>this pic will never be finished

I do believe that I've found what could be the most daringly stupid MLP video on youtube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbuD37wHbUs

There are no words.

>>29001491

Hey Sinestro, I heard you got kicked back into the Green Lantern corp.

That's cool. I took over your Corps while you were gone.
I'm thinking of changing the name, though.
"The Great and Powerful Trixie Corps" has such a better ring to it, don't you think?

>>29001492

>You head down the narrow corridor. The torch light flickers ominously. You open the heavy wooden door, hearing it squeak threateningly. A skeleton pops out at you. Then you fuck.

>>29001518

Applejack/Rarity, the ship that nobody was able to get right, even from the day it was conceived. How sad.

>>29001430
Well we all know what Pinkie would do, AJ would probably try and sell stuff or get competitive with RD about going on the biggest rides.

Twilight would be a little shy and would spend most of the evening comforting FS and Rarity would get drunk and try and pick up some poor stallion.

New random question
The mane cast fights the protagonist/protagonists from your last game.
Both sides have access to their most powerful abilities.
Who wins? How many die? What happens in the end?

>>29001520
that doesn't mean I dislike them though

>>29001521
Okay, that was a dumb question.

>>29001518
Probably for the better, because most of the discussion was on it being a dead ship compared to PinkieDash, Twixie, AppleDash, and to an extent Flarity.

>>29001534

Feels bad man, when no one like your ship.

OMG A PONY THREAD YES

>>29001565
>any ship
>dead compared to flarity
how can something be dead compared to that which never lived?

>>29001534

That's probably for the best.

Anyone got any pictures of a theoretical Applejack Rarity baby?

>>29001555
A fair would kinda suck for Pegasi

About all they'd have would be entertainment and food. What fun are thrill rides when you come push/pass the sound barrier

>>29001535
I never liked the song but the video is very well-made

>>29001565

Sigh... At least i still have pinkiedash and i will kill for a decent twixie fic not one where trixie is alpha as fuck and twilight a retard fangirl...

>>29001446
>>29001429
>>29001403
>>29001377

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ

AND WHY DO I WANT MOAR

>>29001556
Ponies win, simply because as incredible as Kazuma Kiryu is, Twilight's magic would pretty much suppress him. No one dies, because neither side is all that much of a killer, and Kazuma walks away with some cool trophies and some new friends.

>>29001558
oh u. You're such a tease.

>>29001575
It's one of those on and off sort of things. Based on the image folders I've downloaded for the ponies, Flarity has a lot more for it than Applejack and Rarity do.

>>29001575
Second, I haven't seen a single Fluttershy/Rarity fic. Admittedly, I haven't scoured every depth of the internet, but if they were popular, there'd be more material out there...

Oh, wait. There was "Rarity's Assertiveness Training Course", which was KIND of shippy...

fuck, that story was good.

>>29001575
MS has done some Flarity pics so it's had something at least

Now Appleshy, that's something that's never been conceived by anyone

>>29001567
the latest lesbian pony images contain a lot of Twilight/Pinkie, AppleDash, Fluterrshy/Rarity

and all the new PinkieDash pics are mostly cupcakes references

>>29001580
The thrill would come from having the freedom of movement removed.
When flying, they can stop when they choose and go as fast as they choose.
On a roller coaster, they are along for the ride.

Also, not all pegasus ponies are as fast as Dash. She's pretty damn fast among her peers.

>>29001556
Protagonist from Saints row 2 vs mane cast....
A mountain of weapons vs a double rainbow helix...
He is killed but not before detonating all the satchel charges he put before the fight. Everyone is dead the end.

>>29001610
You must be quite new then, Flarity was pretty popular back around March-April. I've read a bunch of Flarity stories, although I can't remember what were they called.

>>29001403
>octopus pirate leader

What's the name? I need to know for the fapfic.

>>29001590
I remember reading a TwixTrixie clopfic. It was decently written. Or were you looking for something a little more story-oriented? Well, regardless, I'll find it for you. Hang on.

>>29001616
I can only think of this, and this is pretty old.

>>29001616
>mfw MS's newestsrainbowpie pic

I tried to make Flarity popular on /co/, but /co/ wouldn't let me. Now Fluttershy is shipped with Big Mac and I don't even know who the fuck Rarity is shipped with anymore.

>>29001629
How about you write one?

I just made him up.

>>29001616

>Appledash

I just cant see this one.

>>29001620
I'll grant you the freedom thing

Still, let's say Dash is even TWICE as fast as any of her contemporaries (doubtful), that would still put maximum cruising speed for most Pegasi way over what a thrill ride could ever provide.

>>29001633
>Twixie x Trixie

Trixie x Twilight x Trixie?

>>29001649
These day?
Rarity is too busy beating Sweetie Belle to think about dating.

>>29001655
You mean it's not a new episode spoiler? *throws rough draft in wastebin*

Meanwhile, Homestuck is still on hiatus.

>>29001649

>I don't even know who the fuck Rarity is shipped with anymore.

Quickly ship her with AJ!

>>29001660
It wouldn't work out long-term, but Dash respects AJ, and needs somebody to tell her everything is going to be okay.

Damn, season 2 is so close and yet we're still only talking about shipping.

I guess we're just stuck with it, so whatever. If you already haven't, post your favorite ship.

Gentlemen

How do we kill the lyra bon-bon ship?

>>29001556

>>My Little Pony
>>vs the cast of Digital Devil Saga
>>mfw

Oh my god the ponies are gonna die.
And then get raped.
And then get eaten.
I can only hope for their sake that it happens in this order.

>>29001535

Excellent. That is now my second-favorite PMV next to this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLvIyme2MU4

>>29001067
Yep. One of them anyway.

>>29001670
>Twi = Twixie

>>29001660
Fuckbuddies.

>>29001649

Rarity is shipped with any male of suitable wealth that does not manage to instantly enrage her

>>29001534

Stop posting my roughs you butthole!

>shipping, shipping everywhere
Why did I think /co/ was over this?

>>29001674
You're welcome

>>29001616
pinkielight? are you serious? awesome!

>>29001685
Give them weird fetishes!
Oh....
Wait...

>>29001680
>>29001680

>and needs somebody to tell her everything is going to be okay.

This is perfect for Pinkie.

>>29001633
Ok, here it is. Read at your own risk, etc. https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HRPfd-ZiRO2zC0XDk43W-ZE0AesPsiGldgBJgHbtBfI/edit?hl=en&pli=1
#

>>29001709
Not the anon you're responding to, but I've seen an unusual growth for that one.

>>29001685

Easy, take a cactus and shove it in your ass faggot you cant kill that ship is god tier.

>>29001702
Uh...um...uh... How about a celebrity?

>>29001716
Except pinkie needs that too, they can't cry on each other's shoulders at the same time

>>29001685
go back several months and pressure hasbro to remove them for "suggestive lesbianism and anarchy"

I'm partial to TwiDash. I think it's got something to do with the fact that they're both driven to be the very best in their field.

>>29001685
Draw them as Harry Potter characters.

>>29001731
Messy eater.
Her OCD would explode.

>>29001685

You make their relationship popular in another context. Write a hard boiled Lyra and Bon Bon detective story where they are just friends and partners, or something. You can't really undo a ship, you can only create something that displaces it.

Oh looks what I found lost in the depths of my folder


didn't someone write a fic based on it?
I remember that it was in the classic image-format fanfic

It was happy.. but very sad at the same time

>>29001734
That just means they're too focused on that instead of eachother.

>>29001590

>i will kill for a decent twixie fic not one where trixie is alpha as fuck and twilight a retard fangirl...

Challenge accepted. Snuggly ponies lime fic? Fapfic? Blend of the two? Humanized? Etc?

>>29001734
I agree, TwiDash is probably my favourite ship. Both of them are pretty egotistic and the best there is, but in totally different areas so they're unlikely to end up killing each other to assure dominance.

>>29001732
ALL DOSE FEELINGS!

>>29001715
That shits not funny

I swear if they actually show bon bon giving lyra food anytime next season I'm fucking out

>>29001721

>Twilight is now trixies bitch

Nope.

>>29001754
Trixie x Trixie x Trixie

God you faggot niggers NEVER stop. I really hope hell exists so I can personally see you all getting raped by demon ponies with the strap on from seven.NIGGERS

>>29001754
Yup.
I did it!
And I'd do it again!

>>29001756
what the fuck does "lime" mean anyway

Pinkamina x Trixie.

Oh wait, you wanted shipping.

>>29001732

But Dash is strong and awesome she just break down one time in sonic rainboom.

>>29001680
Nah, Dash just needs someone to keep her head on her shoulders. Grab her tail before she flies off and does something that could get her killed. Pinkie can never be that.

I see we're discussing ships.

I bet you can't guess the best one.

>not wanting Octopus Pirate to be canon
>3012

>>29001772
I have exactly the opposite for you.

>Trixie is Twilight's bitch
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1DTDjrE8aYM69DzLMjdDihm4OcTJe3_1YJy2iZ4N230A/edit?hl=en_US

Better?

>>29001692
You reminded my of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a4gyJsY0mc

Pic unrelated

>>29001796
That was nice. I laughed pretty hard, thanks.

>>29001756

Romantic with feelins!

Or maybe romantic with action.

>>29001761
Yeah. I can see Rainbow Dash being shipped with any of the Wonderbolts ending in grizzly murder, and Twilight ending up with another magic-focused unicorn would just lead to one or the other being overshadowed. And I can too easily see some other ship with either of them ending in 'and then Twilight/Rainbow realized that they shouldn't spend so much time obsessing over magic/speed and she forever settled for mediocrity'.

>>29001805
that's what she tells herself. That she's awesome, the best at everything she tries. Infallible. She doesn't need to prove it, it's self evident.

But what if she wasn't? What if there was a chance she could fail? That failure would devastate her, being the best is her everything, it's why she gets up in the morning. And deep down, she knows she might not be the best. Better to fail through never trying, and still be able to tell yourself nobody's better, right?

>>29001704
>>29001704
It never will be... I wish we could talk about ponies being friends instead

>>29001492
You tend to various sensitive parts of her body, dragging your fingers across the chiseled spiraled horn, making her shudder in pleasure. Scratching behind her ear, making her blissfully relaxed. Twisting and tickling her teats, making her body flush with heat. She seems to particularly enjoy having her teats teased, so you continue doing that with one of your hands as you let the other one drag further down, two fingers sliding across the outer folds. Her breath grows heavier as you slide your fingers up and down her vulva, not doing more than teasing her, and she grows frustrated, wrapping her hoofs around you, pulling you close, your dick slapping against her pussy.

>Lyra is now Sherlock Holmes
>Bon-Bon is now Watson

>>29001818

Well im not a big fan of rape and i like happy endings but this is acceptable, thank you.

>>29001818

This story was so bad. Not only in concept, but execution. It was worse than even Nanaki's writing.

>>29001850
I had been responded already, stop that shit. Please.

>>29001862
Cosmo writes good stuff. If I stumble on any romantic non cliche Twixie, I'll post it. Or write my own, I guess.

>>29001838
and, of course, they're two ponies quite likely to leave ponyville in the future. They may as well leave together. And think of the savings on travel! Teleportation AND supersonic flight? They could could pop back to ponyville for supper and be in canterlot before dark

I just read "Rarity's Generous Plan"

Fuck this, I'm done with ponies forever.

>>29001847
We do that... sometimes.

>>29001868
>Worse than Nanaki's writing
Are you sure?

>>29001842

But pinkie special talent is making other ponies happy.

>>29001788
Are you implying that you are coming too? Oh boy I love company.

>>29001813
eh, that guy draws them having sex everywhere, even with OCs

it cuts the cuteness for me

>>29001838
> I can see Rainbow Dash being shipped with any of the Wonderbolts ending in grizzly murder,

Wut

>>29001868

Nigga you crazy!

>>29001884
Goodbye.

>>29001876
my updater fucked up, sorry

>>29001770

It cannot come to pass, I would not be able to handle it

>>29001850

>>29001905
There are no openings for a position on the wonderbolts.

So she makes one.

>>29001884

Why are you quitting ponies? Can you give a plot synopsis of that?

>>29001926
I believe that's the series in which Rarity enacts plans that get all of the main cast and the CMC raped. Don't quote me on that, though, might be wrong.

>>29001911
No problem, I was the one who asks stupid questions instead of googling them first.

>>29001850

>>29001926
I think that's the one where Rarity has all her friends raped.
I recall there being some discussion on the subject...

>>29001926
>hasn't read Rarity's Generous Plan
It's Tozac's seminal fic. Multi-part series where Rarity arranges to have the rest of the mane six raped, in a deluded belief that it's what's best for them.

>>29001926

Rarity set her friends for rape.

>>29001926
Rarity wants her friends raped, I think

>>29001880
"Twilight, there's going to be a race at Stalliongrad next week, and I'm gonna win it." "Oooh, I hear the most interesting things about Stalliongrad's Imperial Library. Spike, pack our things."

>>29001892
but Dash is having a bad day, a snide comment here and a snappy remark there, and then she dashes off to work, leaving pinkie to worry about whether she did something wrong all day. Whether it was her fault, she just couldn't do enough for Dash. Always her fault - making ponies happy is her thing, and if she can't do that, then what's the point?

Dash comes home pissed and they have the angriest of sex and accidentally kill each other

Pinkie x Rarity does this exist

>>29001943
>>29001951
>>29001952
>>29001953
RAPE

>>29001967
>rape

>>29001967
Problem, straightfags?

>>29001877

>Or write my own, I guess.

Do it faggot!

>>29001884

>>Quitting
>>Over Fanfiction

That's fine, that just means you failed the test to see if you were worthy of seeing Season 2 early.

>>29001979
>>29001967
>>rape

>>29001979
>raprahamlinkon.

>>29001965
Yes.
I seen it.
Mostly humanized though.

Why does the stupid KnowYourMeme article stills say we call each other /co/lts? God damn it I hate sloppy research.

>>29001983
If I can think of a good premise and get around the fact that writing Trixie dialogue is as annoying as fuck, I'll give it a shot, but I have three other things on the queue right now. No promises!

>>29001965
The only way I could see that happening is one raping the other.

>>29001884
I read Cupcakes, Rarity's New Dress (which sucked) and whatever that other one was, rocket something. No problem.
But Rarity's Generous Plan made me feel sick to my stomach.
Some people just have fucking problems. The author clearly belongs in a mental institution. Sorry.

>>29002005
give her a good knock on the head and make her forget her own name

>>29001965

If it doesn't, it totally should because they're both party girls.

>>29001962

>Dash comes home pissed and they have the angriest of sex and accidentally kill each other

Wat? I can see this with every other pony like Fluttershy with her constant shyness of Applejack being too hard on her, so the problem is fucking rainbow dash.

>>29002002
Me too.
Every. Single. Goddamn time.
>Bronies are a group of men..
FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
IT'S NOT GENDER SPECIFIC.
IT'S LIKE TREKKIES!

>>29002005

Do it or I'll put my foot though the internet and kick you in the chest. I will figure out how.

>>29002014
That might actually work...

bueno

>>29002039
>Implying a good blow to the head doesn't always work out.

>>29002035
>>29002002
remember when we were called /b/ron/co/s?


and yeah, they get shit wrong
they said /b/ invented "bronies" by combining /b/ and "ponies"

>>29002011
Then why did you keep reading?
I read the first couple of paragraphs of Cupcakes and then NOPEd out when I saw where it was going.

>>29001877

>mfw people is going to writte good twixie fics because of me

>>29002011
RGP didn't disturb me that much, but it did ruin Fluttermac for me.

>>29002011

thats the best praise i've ever heard, someone link me to it.

I find it fascinating that Derpy and Carrot Top is possibly the only relationship where they're just friends

>>29002034
Dash is always the problem. She's an emotional wreck, she needs somebody who isn't.

>>29002064
http://fim.413chan.net/fic/res/8021.html

>>29002062
I intend to write a story where Twilight and Trixie get together... and Trixie is pretty much AWFUL in bed.

>>29002035

unfortunately it comes with a gender specific prefix, unlike Trekkies

>>29002035
I still don't understand that. Everyone but us asks
>HURR DURR WHAT ABOUT GURLS
Fuck them

New topic
Rarity is a designer and we saw her sew beautiful dress. But does she know how to works with leather? Or even maybe Metal?

>>29002063

Fluttermac was already terrible. How could it get much worse?

>>29002083
So help me if Twilight uses books to correct her...

>>29002063
To be honest, it's the best fluttermac fic out there.

>>29002085
But "bro" has stopped meaning brother years ago.
Now it's just, Bro.

>>29002063

>>mfw it made me like Fluttermac

>>29002091
yeah fuck those sluts. Do they think they're special? Since when did they even get out of the kitchen anyway....

>>29002099

>>29002077

thanks, lets see how twisted this really is

>>29002056
I thought it was a fapfic

>>29002083

Except you're not going to because you're fucking lazy and rarely put out anything that isn't a handful of paragraphs, at best. You know it, I know it.

>>29002083

Dohoho you are a... WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE

You need to write that Romana fic man.

>>29002126
It's just plain gore

>>29002125

Get ready for wing job!

>>29002069

because when it comes to derpy, the shipping faggots are too distracted saddling her with random (unicorn) children to ship her normally. They went full retard hypershipping on her, skipping the normal stuff.

Derpy and Carrot being friends/roommates is the only Derpy relationship I choose to tolerate.

>>29002142
>Romana
Yay I'm not the only one

>>29002070
All of them are emotional wrecks. Rarity is an obsessive perfectionist. Twilight is socially awkward and hates confrontation. Applejack would rather suffer hallucinations from sleep deprivation than admit she's anything less than infallible. Fluttershy's just a mess. And Pinkie Pie goes full-on schizophrenic without constant reassurance that everyone still likes her.

Really, Dash's overcompensation for feelings of inadequacy is small-time.

>>29002158
She's called Strawberry Rush yea?

I did'nt see any art of her anyway.

I had an idea for a Trixie fic in which she gets hypnotized accidentally by Snips and Snails, but I feel it's too soon to do more rape-flavored stuff. It also resolves the issue of how difficult I feel it would be to write believably for Trixie.

>>29002102
Is there really such a dearth of Fluttershy/Big McIntosh material out there? If so I might have to do more stories with them, presumably more consensual, since they seem like a rather interesting pair to me.

>>29002126
It is, if you like rape.

>>29002033

I think it's gotta be the rarest ship among the mane 6. Weird, really.

>>29002105

No, it did not. I am sorry if whats in your head clashes with what exists in reality. If you speak to normal people outside of 4chan, "bro" is an entirely male prefix. "girl" is the female version used in the same context.

>>29002069
That's because that ship is perfect as it is.

>>29002158

I ship derpy with Soarin.

>>29002170
True, but Twilight is the least horribly broken. At least she only thinks she's always right despite having no practical knowledge of the subject at hand. She isn't going to break down in tears at the drop of a hat like most of the others

>>29002133
I'm slow and scattered.
You should take it out of my pay.

>>29002186
Really there just need to be more wingjobs.

>>29002069
I'm probably the only one who ships them

specially after this pic
>later that night, they have some drinks, one thing leads to another...

>>29002091
Rarity only seems to work with cloth and gems. All metal parts are probably bought from another pony that makes them, that's how it's usually done. As for leather, Pinkie Pie can hook you up.

>>29001703
Then finish it you slacker, what do we pay you for?

>>29002186
There's exactly two. One on EqD and your's. And the EqD one is shit.

>>29002231
"But Bon Bon, the ponies don't wear swim suits!"

'Public beach sweetie... don't you dare~'

>Rape story discussion out of nowhere

I just don't understand why people would want to write it, let alone read it. Thankfully, it only appears to be a handful of people on /co/ that produce it and it isn't a widespread thing. At least, not yet. Hopefully it stays that way.

>>29002231
That picture... is uncomfortably sexy.
Derpy agrees.

>>29002167
I prefer any name over "Colgate"

that's fucking stupid
>>29002142
is that the fic that I'm thinking it is?

>>29002231

Best human derpy ever and i think is the firt time i see human Carrot top and im ok with this, she is my favotie bg pony.

>>29002283
Yeah, in some ways I'm glad it exists, because... it's to somebody's tastes, and I don't think censoring ourselves is a great thing to do.

On the other hand, jesus fuck why would you want to read a story about raping ponies until they cry

>>29002293
I find it extremely adorable and cute.
It makes me fell fuzzy and oh so fluffy on the inside.


Cute Ponies?

>>29002307

Minty fresh all the way bro.

>>29002307
>Berry Punch
>Not drinking

>>29002307

Sequel to memories in a bottle?

>>29002011
Why, because he's good at exploring uncomfortable topics? Have you really never been curious about what might go through somebody head when that kind of thing happens to them?

>>29002309

>>29002283
Fucking hell hentai's made it so I keep reading the rape stories waiting for the part where "ahn~ my horn is moving on it's own, Twilightneechaaan" and then happy ending, but no, it ends in severe emotional distress. WHY WOULD ANYONE WRITE THIS.

>>29002283
Some men just want to see the world burn.
Who am I to judge though.

Sorry to intrude, but can I get the Firefox addons list?

I had to wipe my OS.

>>29002336
Maybe he's writing from experience.

>>29002181

Considering her freckles and fruit flavored cutie mark (normally reserved for earth ponies) I like to think of her as a unicorn redneck. It just makes me giggle inside. Maybe she is shunned by the other unicorns for being too "earthy" and hangs out with the two least judgmental ponies she knows.

Do you guys think Tony Montana and Hannah Montana were related?

>>29002307
Oh look at the time.
Gotta run.

>>29002353
I'm okay with that.

heh, Pinkie mounting Dash


and Scootaloo likes to watch

>>29002353

>too earthy
>Implying ponies are racists

Nigga get your shit straight.

>>29002371
WAIT PACCE, I NEVER GOT TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH I...
Damn, hes gone.

>>29002181
she has like craploads of names
/co/ calls her tutti frutti though since someone here found her first and we gave her that name

then some chucklefucks from ponychan decided to give her twenty other names

>>29002272
>pic

>>29002340

Don't get me started on the stuff that comes out of Moonland. They even admitted they have the most freakish porn on the planet. People sitting around and writing rape stories about My Little Pony however, just makes me take a triple take. Writing fanfiction is bad enough. Writing fanfiction about My Little Pony ups the ante. Writing rape fanfiction about My Little Pony, that is beyond belief. I know it's 4chan, but still, wow.

>>29002345
Greasemonkey
4chan X

That's all.

>>29002353

You know AJ family in manehattan are earth ponies and they workers are unicors.

>>29002421
and we all shall remember him as he liv-
>>29002429
OOOOOOH NAKED LYRA

>>29002401

>building entire cities accessible only to one race
>hiding from zecora because she is a zebra

>implying ponies aren't racist

>>29002429
*comes back Kool-Aid Man style*
Bueno.

Okay if a pony has 1.4 m like standard ponies have...That would make the sitting Ursa Major have...
41 METERS
HOLY FUCKING SHIT FUCK THOSE BEARS!

>>29002446

AJ's familiy was also rich.

>>29002429

>>29002353

>>Implying earth ponies are discriminated against
>>Implying everyone doesn't distrust those shifty "horn-dogs"

>>29002481
YOU SEE!!!!Even in a magical world bears are the biggest threat to America

>>29002481
How the fuck would you even hurt that thing?

>>29002452

They are not racist with their own kind, zebras is just not the same thing.

And is kinda obvious pegasus will live in a sky city.

>>29002231
that guy does the best humanisations

>>29002539
Same way you hurt Godzilla.
YOU FUCKING DON'T.

>>29002558

JESUS CHRIST WHAT HAPPEND TO YOUR FEET LYRA!

>>29002535

We are not talking about everyone, we are talking about Derpy, and ponies crazy enough to be close to her

I could easily see derpy being so.. well derpy as to be totally oblivious to the concept of things like racial undercurrents or scandal. She just wants to play the vidya

I searched Pinkie PIe and waht the fuck is this http://taylorramage.blogspot.com/2011/06/christianity-and-my-little-pony-pinkie.html

>>29002539

I'm actually making a really really REALLY bad comic where adult spike fights and Ursa.

>>29002562

Mecha-Ursa Major?

>>29002536
/co/mrade
How have you bean?
Watched any episodes recently?

>>29002539
With a REALLY big Bee Hive.

>>29002558

>Strange perspectives
>Mummified Lyra foot

>>29002577

>Full retard derpy

>>29002584
You know that feel, when you didn't realize how much you wanted something.

>>29002562
>>29002596
Gigantic weapons.

>>29002584
...
Yeah What could possibly go wrong?
I propose we use Leth as the central CPU.

>>29002608

there is a big difference between being retarded, and being blissfully ignorant. She doesn't have to be a moron to just not.. get certain things. Look at Twilight Sparkle

>>29002562
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptP0OR-e7rI&list=PLEAD28440A2367DA4&index=49

>>29002608

We need an image of Derpy, Sweetie Belle, and Snails in front of a title banner that says "My Little Retard: Friendship is Down-Syndrome"

in b4 I'm going to hell.

>>29002614
>Ursa major battling Mecha-Ursa major.
BUENO

>>29002541
>build city nobody else can even get close to when you're perfectly capable of living on the ground
>not racist

They don't need those other stinking races

>>29002562
Oh Yeah?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHzmJzQO_rM

>>29002676

Get that retard away from Sweetie belle!

>>29002676

>My Little Punky

>>29002614

I know that feel, bro.

I know that feel.

>>29002680
Its not racist they just think people ought keep to their own kind, is all.

>>29001556
ponies don't stand a chance

and they just dissappear
>1200 exp and 1356 GP earned!

>>29002562
Ghidorah?

Fluttershy controlling giant animals to wrestle each other to get rid of anger and stress

>>29002680

Yea i dont think they can grow food in the clouds.

>>29002655

You are right.

>>29002680
They control the weather, if they wanted too they could cause a two part genocide.

>Discord is really Morgoth, having landed on Equestria and being imprisoned after being flung out the Door of Night
>He escapes, evil returns to the world
>Dragons all revert to his control, turning completely evil
>Spike gets magically turned into a big dragon, turns on the ponies, they must fight him
>Twilight mortally wounds him, becoming mentally scarred for life

>>29002676

Snails belongs in his own tier of dog shit. Keep him away from Derpy and Sweetie. People pair Snails with Twist to keep him the fuck away from everybody else.

>>29002680
I fit was racist they would have burned Pinkie, Twilight, AJ and Rarity or something. I'm all for racism in kid's shows but this is kinda silly.

>>29002691

No! It's her new puppy! She got it fair and square.

>>29002728

The point here is why?

>ib4 grimdark shit

>>29002739
Shipping snails with Dashy or... Twilight perhaps. Well... that's an great idea!

>>29002680
Having the cities in the sky stops the ground from getting too crowded
I wish we could do the same thing

>>29002583
Adult Spike has a long fat neck. He looks like a bulky giraffe with a lizard's head.

>>29002752
>>29002752

Dude i will give her 20 new dogs just get that piece of shit away from her.

Derpy is special pony

>>29002781
Who said that is old Spike? Maybe it's just oversized Spike?

>>29001788

>>29002728
HA
Unicorns would just rape them with basic telekinesis.
They will rip their wings while they are flying like a kid rips the wings of a fly.

>>29002735
My fraternal twin!

>>29002739

Now I want a spin-off starring these three even more!

Derpy: Okay, little Muffins! Time to go save the day!
Snails: Uhhhhhhhhh, how?
Derpy: Lol, I don't know!
...
Sweetie: I wet myself!

How horrible am I if the first thing I'm thinking of when I saw the news about the season 2 opener is "Sweet, an important male character. Straight shipping ahoy!"?

Also, the fact that seemingly everyone here is very accepting of homosexuality (homosexual horses, no less) is simultaneously great and perplexing.

>>29002775

But ground cities *need* resident pegasi to control their weather. Pegasi hiding up in their cloud cities seems snobbish at best.

Hey everyone! New season in less than a month! Is it safe for me to come back to pony threads yet, or are they still gonna be shit right up till the premier?

>>29002850
And after.

>>29002830
To be fair, they do make the weather up there. Being in the sky for that at least makes some sort of sense.

>>29002781

Actually that wasn't an adult Spike, it was just an enlarged version of an infant Spike. It's like that movie Honey I Blew Up the Baby.

Nostalgia Time?
Nostalgia Time.

>>29002850
>fanfiction
>shipping
Less porn though ever since the mod crackdown. Of course, the trolls are gonna post porn now just to prove me wrong.

>>29002830
But couldn't unicorns use telekinesis to move the clouds?
Even so we saw Twilight make wind with her magic so they could indirectly control clouds.

>>29002739
If only people hadn't pushed so hard for Caramel, Chapter 4 of RGP was going to be Snails x Twilight rape. Now I almost wish I had done it, just to see the fallout.

>>29002850
Stay away, faggot.

>>29002781

No, thats magically enlarged baby spike. This is what an adult wingless type dragon looks like in FIM.

>>29002583
Looks good sofar.

>>29002830
The weather factories need to be in the clouds. Having accommodation for the workers attached just makes sense.

>>29002850
They pretty much always been the same since day one so...whatever you wanna do dude...I could care less honestly....

>>29002863
...But it looks nothing like infant Spike, what the fuck you on about?

>>29002829
>Not shipping Discord with NMM

I sure hope derp derp derp

>>29002830

Pegasus do like other cities just look at Dash and Fluttershy or Soarin and Spitfire i think they live in canterlot.

come buy this new toy from me bronies and you will be the coolest brony at the brony meetup

http://www.ebay.com/itm/MY-LITTLE-PONY-BLIND-G4-COLLECTION-NEW-SET-TOY-HORSE-/290601695493?pt=LH_Def
aultDomain_0&hash=item43a935f905

>>29002884
>could care less

Fuck your shit.

>>29002784

No! I want my puppy! Give him BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!

>>29002868
FimChan is now the place for porn.
Which is kinda sad.
But whatevs.

>>29002850

Odds are, they are going to be shit well into Season 2 on /co/. The sick fucks that are now in the threads haven't left, as we all hoped they would by now. They'll continue to shit the threads up. Just start at the top of the thread and work your way down to see.

>>29002868

Less porn's good. I think that's what drove most of the original posters away in the first place.

Not so much that it existed, as that there were entire threads that were just faceless and shit.

>>29002901
Where do Soarin and Spitfire live?

>>29002909
quit being such a faggot.

>>29002125

finished fluttershy's part and skimmed the others

if i had known this was a standard fapfic i wouldn't have bothered.

i was hoping for some life ruining, gut wrenching stuff

ah well

>>29002869

Moving clouds is only one part of weather, and no, we have no idea if unicorn TK can move clouds, it probably cannot. It would probably disperse them instead. Cloud manipulation seems like one of those innate special core pony abilities, I highly doubt there would be any overlap with the other types

pic of the year all years

>>29002886

I want to argue about this, but I feel like we won't get anything done. Instead, I'll just point out that he looks a great deal like a dinosaur in that picture.

>>29002927
you're asking the impossible

>>29002934

unless the unicorn's cutie mark was a cloud, maybe?

If Fluttershy's special talent can be 'doing shit with nature that only earth ponies are supposed to do,' I can picture a unicorn who's special talent is 'doing the same shit as pegasi.' Not a lot, but a few.

>>29002945
Not this year. Maybe next year.

>>29002827
nope.
just a boring pony who owns a coffee shop that only sells black coffee and day old bread to dip in said coffee.
who can bore people to sleep with a single word.

>>29002908

Goddamit what if i give you a space marine?

>>29002945

Would have been better if MS didn't directly copy the original picture. It's almost a trace.

>>29002945

Haha fucking megasweet this pic is gold!

>>29002934
Well, a Unicorn can cast a spell to let non-pegasi walk on clouds; maybe they can do something similar to move clouds? Then again, telekinesis seems to work on an object-by-object level. To use it on a cloud, you'd need to focus on millions of microscopic objects at once.

Pegasus ponies must have a natural water-linking magic to hold the cloud together while they move it.

>>29002952
Indeed, but I would have understood the "enlarged baby form" if he had the same facial features and proportions as the baby Spike had.

Instead he looks all... manly and buff and shit. It's propably the neck but still...

>>29002978

>can bore people to sleep with a single word.

>infinite sleep spells with casting time >1 second.

Let us pray he uses his powers for good and not evil.

>>29002829
Homosexual horses are best horses.

>>29002077
>Dash's part still not out.

>>29002992
parodies. How do they work?

>>29002992

But that is the point...

>>29002992
>MS steals pictures
>HT steals pictures

Symmetry!

>>29002978
>only sells black coffee
Racist coffee shop? HOW OBSCENE!

>>29002981

No! I want a new mommy!

>>29002829

>everyone here is very accepting of homosexuality

You would be wrong, but 4chan is hardly the place to make a stink about such things

>>29002909
You're bitching about a site where you're moderator?
And bitching about the one thing that makes it stand out?

Autism of Nathan proportions.

>>29003052
Yeah, some of the aspies are homophobes.

woooo
http://www.equestriadaily.com/search/label/Author%3A%20NTSTS

>>29002829
shut up Dr. White

>>29003047

>Implying a mommy is better than a space marine

Nigga you just went full retard!

>>29002909
it's not ALL porn...

>>29003013
Mr. Hands will agree.

>>29003078
Lol, not me again. You seem fixated on me. I'm flattered. You want me to draw you something?

>>29003011
the fact that he's massively average and has no ambition helps with that.
plus he isn't able to bore pinkie to sleep, and is a massive recluse.

>>29003005

Well, it could be his adult form with his still-infant brain. Or it could be his infant body enlarged, as unlikely as that looks.

Or it could be Twilight turned him into a giant purple dinosaur. Barney shout out, maybe?

>>29003077

Quick question she commit suicide? I know is a spoiler but i dont wanna read that.

>>29002898
And how exactly is this not straight shipping? Unless by NMM you mean the thing corrupting Luna. You can imagine it as male and one of the ways it managed to corrupt Luna is by frequent and liberal application of rape and bad touch.

What am I saying, gah.

Also: you have a term for male gayness (colt cuddler) and female gayness (filly fooler?). Is there any other terms?

>>29002909

Brah I post on FIMchan and I never see porn. If its there the "anti-stumble-into-it" safeguards work very, very well and I fail to see what the problem is

>>29003102
Shut up RagingSemi

>>29002829
>>29003052
I wonder if we'd see the same amount of gay shipping if all the main cast were male

>>29003112
It's not a spoiler, it's outlined in the first part of the fic, and in the synopsis...

It's not as depressing as it could be, trust me. still, don't read it if you don't want to.

>>29003112

Mirrors.

>>29003087

>Go to fic section
>RS thread, Tozac, Hotsauce, romance reports, clopfic IV

>>29003128
No. Double standards are a bitch.

>>29003124
Damn. You got me.

>>29003080

But my mommy's mean to me!

I want one that can fly!

>>29003136
>Go to fic section
that was your first mistake

>>29003117

>thing corrupting Luna

Doesn't exist bro, quit reading shitty fanfiction. The only thing that corrupted Luna was her own inability to control her temper and reason. She turned herself into Nightmare Moon, as stated in the first episode.

>>29003087

A good amount of it is. Not to mention that people are always bitching about the artists that don't draw porn and only do SFW art, calling them "pretentious", or "prudes". That site is just filled with fucking slimeballs. However, being that FiMchan is just an extension of /co/, it isn't surprising.

>>29003136

Speaking of that, I haven't checked up on my thread in forever.

>>29003111
>Well, it could be his adult form with his still-infant brain

This I can get behind.

>Barney shout-out

That's really stretching it though...

>>29003136
>starman theta
>pacce
>Fallout: Equestria
>general story ideas

>I see porn
>everything is porn
>it's being shoved down my throat

>Shipping Luna
>implying Luna hasn't been locked away in a dungeon since episode 2

>>29003154
psst

check out the season 2 spoilers

your in for a slight shock

>>29002933
Read Pinkie's part, that's the most disturbing one if you ask me.

>>29003144

There you go!

>>29003171

No kids are gonna get that, you're right.

But what about all the adult fans who were kids when barney was on the air?

>>29003160
hey you big meanine...the anti-porn puritans started all that nonsense on that site you know...always stirring up trouble in ms and railgunner threads...

>>29003154
We all know what corrupted Luna.
Corporate greed.

>>29003160
That's not true, I post there and nobody has said anything about not drawing porn.

>>29003207

But he's not fluffy like my puppy!

>>29003207
>Not a SPEECE MARINE.
She may be retarded but she knows when you give her inferior products.

>>29003220

>>29003160
No one ever says anything about MY art.

>>29003210

>Trouble brewing in the two artists threads that actively draw cub porn and underage children porn

That doesn't really come as a shock. Should it?

>>29003245

I already offer her a space marine, she wants something that can fly.

>>29003241
But he can fucking fly and get you all around equestria! GODDAMIT JUST TAKE HIM.

>>29003160
that's raginsemi on people who don't draw art of his stories

>>29003220

Maybe Luna is like one of those horrible cases where she will be a "little girl" forever. Like that one vampire from Interview with the Vampire. What if the ascension to alicorn godhood "freezes" you as you are, and Luna and Celestia ascended together not knowing this, to solve some great crisis long ago. Celestia was older, got frozen at the prime of her life. Luna was much younger, and got frozen as something barely more than a child. Maybe this is the real root of Luna's mental instability. That can't be healthy for one's psyche. She is Celestia's little sister. FOREVER

>>29003283
>trouble brewing in artists threads where they post their art
Yes actually, I find it a little odd. They are just lines.

>>29002743
Nobody stopped pinkie when she tried to ingest pure rainbow. You saw what it did to her, it would probably have killed a normal pony.

Only HALF the wonderbolts went after Rarity, and they had to for PR reasons, and nobody would fuck with the personal student of the god empress.

>>29003160
> Not to mention that people are always bitching about the artists that don't draw porn and only do SFW art, calling them "pretentious", or "prudes".

lol.

1/10