>152 images

What

oh god theres no topic

ABANDON THREAD

>Sees Op's image
Now I am thinking about those ahegao images from MegaSweet.

So what do you guys thing of Twilight X Spike?

Favorite poni artists?

Mine are Topshot...

>>28999047
NO
THE TOPIC IS THE LAST THREAD AND ITS STATISTICS.
CONTINUE TO POST IN AN ORDERLY FASHION.

QUICK

You've just been teleported to ponyville with whatever you're wearing

CAN YOU ADAPT AND SURVIVE?

>>28999066

...and Carly Hwang

I woke up tonight feeling a sharp pain in my butt. It was Pinkie Pie raping me with a vibrating strap on dildo. I was so freaked out and scared of Pinkie that i couldn't do anything. I just laid there until she finished. She then bit my ear and whisperd to me "You fucking slut". I hate Pinkie Pie so much...

TOPIC:

how many landslides will the main 6 have to endure in the Season 2 premiere?

>>28999066
I love Egophilic and Thelivingmachine02.

>>28999066
Skoon, Sherzo, Goggles, juice, MS, Fiarel and LowKey

>>28999091
one
it's just one twenty two minute long landslide

>>28999066
Discotecnica Ottanta

>>28999064
Well. I've done two Twilight x Spike fapfics. I liked how they turned out.

>>28999047
>>28999074
i'm in no position to decide a topic. My interests and the general interests of the generals are too different.

Exactly how spoiler-y are those spoilers? the whole plot or just motivations or what, because I'm not sure I'm going to be able to avoid them.

>>28999098
>same filename two threads in a row

>>28999082
>implying it was rape

>>28999112
but have you ever done a Spike x Twilight?

>>28999098
damnit hoppip, you have one job, ONE JOB, and that's to make sure the marker has a new, interesting filename

I don't want any excuses, just do it!

>>28999123

you're not going to avoid them, but its not the whole plot, just bits and pieces.

>>28999130
Is Pinkie making the Dreamworks face there? That looks like the Dreamworks face to me.

>>28999082

>>28999123

Mostly just the name and nature of the Big Bad, and a basic plot outline. There are a few details floating around out there, too.

>>28999095
>>28999066
Seconding Egophiliac.

>>28999131
Thanks to the commutative principle, I've done two.

I'll never look at cola the same way again.

Pic related, I keep getting a whyboner moment with this pic...

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME /co/?!?!?!

>>28999064
There needs to be more.

Now that it's been confirmed that the next season starts on the 17th of September, is anyone else hoping for a Halloween episode?

>>28999173
He's great

>>28999211
someone needs to color that one

>>28999218
If they're trying to move doll accessories i'm sure they'll take any excuse to play dress up they can.

>>28999211

we didn't do anything, twilight is just damn sexy.

>>28999216
Well, what would you think about a twilight with a muffintop, working out then getting girl abs? In the context of the fall weather friends race?

>>28999211

>>28999211
I don't know, you must be weird. I simply don't see how you could see phallic imagery in there. The unnamed cola splashing all over twilight's clean, smooth hair as she grins in pleasure is completely non-sexual

>>28999238
i second that. it's almost unforgivable

>>28999222
>he

>>28999211

God dammit this guy needs to stop teasing.

I don't even like pony porn and I've got blue balls off this shit.

The MLP Movie will be about Sea Ponies and Slavery.

And Pirates.

>>28999211
It just makes me thirsty

>>28999248

is she going to eat that candy with the wrapper still on?

I don't think that will be as enjoyable as her expression makes it seem.

>>28999082
you can't handle her

>>28999066
This guy, Crookedtrees, Sweatshirt, SB, Klondike, Kloudmutt, Hops, Moe, and like everyone

>>28999249

I want to think this, but damnitt...

If season 2 is awful, maybe that will help kill the boner.

>>28999299
and Pinkie will insist on being a robot ninja pirate

>>28999306
She wants you to do it.
With your tongue

>>28999299

>And Pirates.

>>28999312
Is that some AMA reference?

>>28999299

I'd probably watch it.
Because pirates and slavery.
Oh, and ponies.
But mostly pirates and slavery.

>>28999299
Will there be shipping?

>>28999318
If season 2 is awful, the porn is all you'll have left. You'll still want to love the ponies, but you'll only have one way to do it.

The boner will never fail you. Hasbro cannot destroy your boner in the name of money.

Why is there no shipping fics between these two?

>>28999299
You know that's not true.

There's only one possibility for an MLP movie in this day and age.

FRAU BLUCHER

>>28999234
Whatever it takes to get a paranormal themed episode.

>>28999342

dohohoho!

instead of clopping, we'll have clipping

>>28999352

Oh, but they can.

>>28999361

You should read tozac fic, you are for a treat son.

>>28999381
>Clipping

>>28999342

You can't have an interesting pirate movie without ships.
Oh, and implied sexual relationships.

>>28999361
there are. none that i know of, but i'm absolutely positive there is at least a couple

oh yeah by the way op got double triples

>>28999352

You vastly underestimate Hasbro.

>>28999299
>not getting the One Piece reference
>2011

But fuck, I would watch that.

And Twilight beating the crap out of the main villain.

Can anyone explain to me why FiMchan is less popular than ponychan?

>>28999435

Because FiMchan is only populated by /co/ posters and we post here.

>>28999435
Because Fimchan is basically just an extention of /co/ and /b/, where people who wanted porn went during the mass bannings. Mass bannings being over, pretty much.

>>28999384
>the best straight stories are rape fics.

This fandom sucks.

>>28999435

There's an FiMchan?

>>28999384
That isn't a shipping fic

>>28999384
I am so damn ambivalent about those. Rape isn't really my thing (by which I mean even fictionally it sorta disgusts me), but he's a fairly good writer.

>>28999475
It's the neutral ground of MLP fandom

>>28999435

FiM chan acts as an archive for the people here. Ponychan acts as a refuge from 4chan for all the little babies.

>>28999466

So FiMchan will forever be a clopdump?

>>28999470

>fanfics about raping ponies

>>28999493
"neutral ground" of the fandom?
With the way the fans are now, Is that a good or a bad thing?

THIS IS AN IMPORTANT QUESTION

PLEASE ANSWER

Am I the only one who watches FiM but never masturbates to fanfics, fanart etc.? Just watch it because it is fun, funny and cute? AM I THE ONLY ONE?! AM I ALONE?

>>28999421

That's super fuckin duper.

>>28999428

>>28999510
Unless MLP gets banned from 4chan again, probably.

>>28999546
I used to be like you
sometimes I wish I still was

>>28999545
It means most people keep their shitposting away from each other..

Sooo

If theoretically 4chan and ponychan were both down and we were all forced into FiMchan together we wouldn't tear each other apart.

>>28999421
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_G-ZiBxVTNs

>>28999470

>mfw i wrote a fanfic about Applejack and Broken Iris having a one night stand.

>>28999435
FiM is primarily made up of /co/mrades.
Ponychan is primarily made up of everyone else.

>>28999470

Indeed.

>>28999546

You're not the only one, though i think most of you freaks have left for the summer hiatus.

I used to be like you, and when S1 ended, instead of leaving i just adapted.

>>28999546
I've only ever fapped to humanized.

>>28999560

Wait, what?!

>>28999546
Yep.

>>28999545
it is neutral.

>>28999546
I don't jack off to ponies.

I suspect (or at least hope) that most of the r34 and clopfics are done more for lulz than actual fapping. I'm probably completely wrong.

>>28999546
Not at all.

>>28999546
nope.

>>28999583
>forced into the same chan as ponychan

>>28999623
given enough exposure to content, humans can sexualize anything. We've watched too much pony.

>>28999546
Don't worry, anon. There are still people out there (like myself) who are either immune or just haven't fallen that far just yet. I actually find it adorable when ponies are portrayed as trying to be overly sexy, but I have never once had the urge to masturbate to a cartoon pony.

>>28999435
>Go to fimchan
>Dedicated artist threads
>sycophants, sycophants everywhere
>Creepily hitting on girl artists ("whats your gender? LOL")
>Turning on artist if they don't draw exactly what you love
>Tongues deep up artist's assholes

Fuck there, here, everywhere. Fuck everything.

>>28999623
A lot of it is just a joke. Unfortunately, there are those who actually take it seriously, and mistake the joking around for support for their weird lifestyle choices.

>>28999623

i dont clop to mrs cake.

not every day.

>>28999580
I masturbate to girls photos, 3DPD traps, gay furry art. I can fap to a horse fucking a girl if I'm in the mood. I watch FiM to revel in my inner manchild. I don't really want to fap to it, it would kinda ruin the whole thing. For me, at east.

Anybody understands me?

>>28999666
>when aspies discover FiMchan

>>28999669
You keep telling yourself that.

>>28999666
>999
>666
Of course you'd say that DOUBLE SATAN!

>>28999623

> Fapfics isnt the same as human fapfics only its FiM ponies involved
> The ponies doesnt act like humans and reflect human girls.
> Fapping to pictures that illustrates sex and passion is a fkin crime.

>>28999666
Nice double trips.

I can't wait until Season 2 starts and I get to have my proper FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS celebrations again.

>>28999693
>mfw when I saw this the Looney Tunes music started playing in my head immediately
>mfw too lazy to post a face

>>28999606
>>28999623
>>28999636
>>28999654
Thanks, guys.

>>28999490

He is a top tier writer but i can read his rape stuff and he said he is not going to writte lesbians.

>>28999681
Nope

I love the show and don't want them to change a thing about it. I don't want brony shoutouts, I don't want grimdark bullshit...I love the cute and innocent charm the show possesses.

But that don't mean I can't get off to it.

I keep watching the show and fapping to it separate though.

>>28999241

>>28999650

Pretty much this. If you spend significantly more time looking at cartoon ponies that fill a female gender role than you do spending time with actual women, your brain is going to start seeing them as more "normal" than humans. It doesn't really take a genius to see where it goes from there.

I don't fap to ponies, though. I did once, just to see if I could. But I didn't like it much.

If you were fapping to a pony and suddenly she came out of your monitor, what would you do?

>>28999714
None of those was stated or >implied

>>28999666

>999666

>>28999724
I hear ya bro

>>28999729
That might not be a bad thing, though. I mean, plenty of people already write lesbians, SOMEBODY has to champion straight shipping. For, er, all those... straight... ships out there?

Shit, he's going to have nothing to write

>>28999428

>>28999546
MegaSweet's humanized art is too good to pass up. That's about it.

>>28999746
Apologize

>>28999746

Fuck her or him

>>28999764

what he said

>>28999724
It'll be airing on a Saturday

>>28999746
That sounds like something pinkie pie would do. So hopefully she'd help.
and then we could drift to sleep in each others arms ;_;

>>28999746

cheer?

>>28999693
>Nyxface
Every time, I crack up. FacelessJr deserves a medal for this.

You know, I've asked my readers this question. And it turns out that yes, quite a few of them fap or shlick to the fapfics. Others don't but get aroused. Others just read them for the lulz.

>>28999746

probably get kicked in the face before I can get a single word out

>>28999761

I never said is a bad thing is just lesbians is my thing so.

>>28999764
Well, when there arent dicks superfluously added.

>>28999546

That was once me until I saw this pic >>28999211
Now you can say, I've taken the wrong path.

OMG FORGIVE ME!!!!

>>28999763
How did you get it that I was making my headcanon based of the Alabasta Arc?

Also Crocodile will be an Octopus Pirate on the MLP Movie.

>mfw FiMchan and Ponibooru brings me all the pleasure i need

ill just leave this here

>>28999546
I...can't comment.

Damn that sexy accent. I can't be the only one...

Top Gear and MLP...
Okay does anyone have the screencap with the top gear we made?


http://transmission.blogs.topgear.com/2011/08/23/my-little-pony-does-top-gear/

>>28999546
Does humanized count?

>>28999847

Your not bro... your not.

>>28999815
I've done all three. Before I found marshmallow mares attractive I read a few just because of how ludicrous a pairing they were. And afterwards, I've done the other two.

Thanks I guess

>>28999756

>your

>>28999795

you selfish bastard, you're not going to give her an orgasm too?

>>28999847
You aren't, sugarcube

>>28999741
Well, school is starting again, so now we'll have to go outside and see actual women again.

does On a Cross and Arrow have enough entertainment value to be worth reading?

why hasnt anyone made a metroid crossover yet

<insert samus hugging fluttershy>

>>28999843

somebody stole my pillow...

>>28999867
I say it odes. There is plenty of quality animu art on the net but you just HAVE to fap to humanized ponies.

>>28999546

Your are not alone bro.
It pains me to see this fandom stoop to sonic levels in such a short amount of time.

>>28999901
yes...yes it does
that author writes the best pinkie pie

>>28999847
It's not the accent for me (in fact, her accent is pretty run of the mill around here). It's her stubborn, hard working, salt of the earth charm. I just wanna give her a loving, attentive bath at the end of a long day.

>>28999888
good point

>>28999867
i fapped to humanized futa twilight fucking futa horse twilight but i am not interested in pony

>>28999870
>along
>fridey
>juts

>>28999901
Yes. I can vouch for it personally.

>>28999901
I say so! Big fan. It's funny and charming. You'd have to read it for yourself to find out, though - read the first couple of chapters, and if they don't take you, drop it like New Scientist drops pseudo-scientific terms to validate their shitty reports.

>>28999917

oh u

>>28999917
There is still hope left.
>>28999959
OH GOD WHAT NO

>>28999917

How can you say no to this hot piece of action?

>>28999926

I want to lick her hooves and sniff her ass after she's been working all day.

This is now a best pony thread.
That means a Rarity thread you idiots!

Hot apple pie

>>28999794
Why the fuck?

Well that's still okay I GUESS.

I GUESS.

>>28999993
No

Hello bronies! I just finished checking out Encyclopedia Dramatica and herd all about bronies being guys that like My Little Pony. I watched part of the first episode and I LOVE IT! Later today my mom is gonna take me over to Target and I'm gonna buy the Princess Equestria and the other blue one and I'll take some pics for you all when I get back! So how good are the rest of the shows? And how can I be an admin on Equestria Daily or Ponychan -- LOVE AND TOLERANCE! <3

>>28999992

>>29000003
And why not?

>>29000005
3/10, tho, from my point of view its -1/10

>>28999993
No it doesn't

>>29000005
You aren't allowed to be here. You have to be at least 18 years old.

>>29000005

obvious, but you're still going to get a lot of replies

>>28999904
>>28999904
>>28999904
someone make this

>>28999948
what's wrong with new scientist?

>>29000005
Okay.

>>28999926

> that feel when you gently groom Applejack and kiss her after a hard day.

>>29000030

except for fluttershy, how about a good pony?

>>28999992
>not wanting to smell her mane
smalltime

>>29000005

guaranteedreplies.jpg

>>28999904
We'll get plenty when we find out that they lose their elements as fast as samus loses powerups.

>>28999993

glad to see SOME people still have good taste among these plebeians

best pony thread?

ok.

>>29000023

>"well hello the-wait a minute."

>>29000067

Rarity is terrible pony.

>>28999904
This is all I have with Samus...
/v/ will hates more now right?

>>29000067
Shut up, bitch.

>>29000045

I'd sniff her breathe.

>>29000037
I haven't read New Scientist in a couple of years, but back when I did, it was basically the same as Time Magazine or National Geographic - drudge. Has it improved?

>>29000103
No.

Many of you forget this.

>>29000105

>>28999926
The accent, the way she always cares, her no-nonsense attitude, I could go on.

I just want to stroke her and tell her everything will be all right. Maybe slip a finger or two in at the same time.

Especially when she says "Y'all"

>>29000085
you posted the wrong picture

>>29000109
>Trixie sneaks into twilight's house.

>>28999546

I don't have a Ponychan aversion to porn -- it's bound to come up, so I just take it at face value -- but for me, I don't see it as being anything fappable.

It's basically taking simple figures originally drawn and animated in Flash and tacking on genitals, so I can never get over how tacky and inconsistent it looks. Any attempts at making the characters themselves look realistic to match the vagina/dick/anus/any or all of the above only fucks them up beyond repair, so in the end you end up with something either really stupid-looking or completely comical in nature.

>>29000005
This is more or less what everyone in the entire fanbase seemed like in the second week.
THIS SHOW IS SO GREAT EVEN THOUGH I BARELY JUST HEARD ABOUT. I NEED MERCHANDISE HURRRRR

Of course, it's MUCH worse now. I've been reading that most of the erotic stuff is "for the lulz"? It's hard to tell which is more pathetic: Fapping to this stuff or giggling about pony parts. LOLPONYBUTTS GUYS CLOP CLOP CLOP.

>>29000023
>filename

TO THE BOORUMOBILE

>>28999992
>>29000041
>>29000045
>>29000100

>>29000109
that's real cute. Too bad Twixie is a shitty ship.

>>29000119
Thank god. I don't like having to retract things, or change my mind.

>>29000100

I'd let her blast juicy hot apple pie-smelling farts on my face after I ate apple slices out of her tight puckered butthole

>>29000121

No, we all remember that

we're not ponychan

>>29000144
Reaction images don't need mfw on them

>>29000150

whats wrong with it?

>>29000136
Nothin' doing

>>29000172
Trixie is a bitch

>>29000005
ITS CELESTIA YOU FOOL!

>>29000165

>>29000121

I seriously doubt this is true.
You seem to forget that many people do not take anything they post here seriously.

>>29000177
I'd stroke that mane if you know what I mean

>>29000172
Trixie was a huge bitch. Besides it's based completely on fanon. Meaning it's more shit than most ships.

>>29000136

thats why true fans only fap to on-model

>>29000177
DAT ROTUND PLOT

>>29000121

>>29000207

whats the difference between Rainbow Dash and Trixie

>>29000153
That ain't apple pie, son.

>>29000023

There's more to that picture?
I am now curious, and I know I will probably regret it.

>>29000223
trixie can't fly

>>29000223
Dash actually cares about her friends. She just has a weird way of expressing it.

>>29000243
>>29000248

Personality wise, Hurr

>>29000223
lets see...coat color...one's a unicorn, the other a pegasus...cutie mark...

>>29000223

Rainbow Dash is a main character, so she actually has a personality and a point beyond just being a one-shot antagonist.

>>29000207
>based completely on fanon

aren't there a lot of ships that are based completely on fanon? like, MOST of them?

and yeah, Trixie's a bitch. I mainly like her cuz of her desig. and headcanon that Twi would probably be able to get her to turn the bitchiness down a notch or two

>>28999361
because shipping a main character with a background one is basically shipping a main character with an OC

>>29000273
How is this not personality? >>29000248

anybody feel the earthquake?

>>29000283

All the ships are fanon, except lyra and bonbon nigga they are canon.

>>29000284
How is a background character the same as an OC?

>>29000283
Don't you mean all of them?

Well, except for Mr and Mrs Cake and twilight's parents.

>>29000284
But LunaMac is fairly popular, and that's basically shipping OCs

>>29000283
Some ships are based on canon character interaction.

>>29000306
>Twilight's parents
>Mr. and Mrs Cake.
Forgot a few.

>>29000315
>Luna and Big Mac
>OCs

>>29000207
Trixie was a magician. Her skills were in parlor tricks, the whole point of stage presence is to show off. It was the other ponies who challenged her, it's not like pride is the worst sin. She was overly cocky and a braggart, but far from outright malicious like Gilda. I'd say out of all the oneshot villains, Trixie is the most potentially redeemable in future episodes.

Who am I kidding, Trixie is NEVER coming back

>>29000304

Is your mom getting to the fridge for some hot dogs?

>>29000315
People have no trouble with OCxOC
people wouldn't give a fuck if they shipped Skywind with another OC

>>29000315
Fucking stupid ship is fucking stupid

i hope you fagets are aware that trixie is twi's sister

you guys are disgusting
they even have the same eye color

>>28999997
they said the eye was blurred so I fixed the color but I forgot about it. I have colored something in a while. I wanted to learn to paint but I kinda gave up when I couldn't get access

>>29000338
tell that to him >>29000284

So yeah, I think I need to take a break from candy-colored equines until Season 2. I was fantasizing in bed because I couldn't sleep.

It basically involved Trixie hypnotizing all the mane cast one by one and bringing them to her stupid cart thing. There she would basically just make them her sex slaves and that's about it. I only got up to Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash because Pinkie was eating out Trixie as Dash walked in the door, and Pinkie started whining and wiggling her ass at Dash asking her to plug up her "party hole." Her "party hole" was, of course, leaking fluid practically everywhere, and Dash couldn't refuse an offer like that.

So yeah, I am gonna kill myself, actually. Later guys

>>28999746

Try to communicate, it would probably not know what I am doing on virtue of them not knowing human autonomy. Figure out if I can visit Equestria the same way it came to my world. If I can; cool, Ponyville here I come. If not, be its friend and figure out if the magic of friendship works here too.

If pegasus pony; fly. If unicorn pony; do magic.

>>29000338
neither of them have any real characterization, so if shipping with a background character is OC shipping, those two are too

>>29000348

Yea im sure faggot and this only make the ship better.

>>29000351
I haven't colored something in a while, I mean

>>29000325
Pinkie Pie's parents as well I suppose. I'm sure I'm forgetting some.

>looking at ponies
>everything gets wobbly
>think maybe I shouldn't be awake 24 hours at a time looking at ponies
>mfw someone tells me there's an earthquake going on

>>29000380
Big mac has canon characterization that Luna doesn't.

>>29000356
>>29000312
Original Characterization

>>29000357

I'll join you

>>29000391

>>29000357
>trixie
>capable of anything
go to bed nanaki

>>29000395
Big Mac isn't a main character

>>29000348
That just makes it hotter.

>>28999959

>>29000357

>Implying trixie have this kind of power.

Lol nope.

>>29000407
I'm not Nanaki, and it was just a fantasy anyway

>>29000406
>they're in the scenes together
>THEY MUST BE LOVERS

>>29000406
Pretty sure Grapes is cheating on Daisy atleast half of the time.

>>29000423
you don't even need a magical excuse so long as they're in heat anyway

>>29000407
>>29000417

Mah niggas!

>>29000394
Where? In the west? Cause I would be mad if that was so. I was in US west all week and I actually wanted to be in an eq

>>29000432
>straight ship comes up
Oh NOW your using logic. Fucking nice.

>>29000348
I am well aware of it

My theory is that FIM Pinkie Pie is a dimensional traveller from universe G3.5 She knows the secret of the Multiverse and that's the reason why she doesn't take anything seriously.

>>29000394
why have i never found this pic in a bigger size?

>>29000450

How cute!

>>29000450
hey now
lesbians don't need no logic, they're too adorable for that

>You just woke up on the morning of September 16
>You go through the channel guide to find Friendship is Magic
>You Don't find it
>You google the show but then find out that G4 MLP is just HD G3
>You check Faust's Deviantart and find out she was in a car accident last year
>FiM never happened
YFW

>mfw i have been sitting at my computer looking at ponies for 4 hours.

Does anybody else have this problem? Doing nothing productive and instead posting about ponies as an Anonymous. Math this i gotta get out.

>>29000436
yeah that would do it for me too

the other fantasy i sometimes go back to is based off that kloudmutt picture where Twilight is licking Trixie's hoof while blindfolded and Trixie is leaning back on her throne all smug-like. I imagine them both being really into it and Twilight basically playing into Trixie's worship of herself. I can't make it sound any hotter without writing a full-on clopfic but it really does it for me.

I'm hoping it's because I see them as human analogues and not because I want to physically fuck a pony butt or anything. I've never fantasized about "me" with a pony, for example

>>29000450
What? Proximity doesn't equal a relationship.

>>29000450
straight ships aren't cute or logical

>>29000441
East coast acutally, Virginia

First earthquake I ever felt

haha i posted humanized twilight with the doctor

>>29000478
I... have

>>29000459
you rang

>>29000457
>the secret of the Multiverse
What can change the nature of pony?

>>29000476
I've been lying to myself all along? I don't understand. Is this the only thing that changes?

I guess as long as I had the memory of it, I'd be alright on some level, but still, it'd be fucking horrifying to lose it just like that.

>>29000477
i have had this problem for months

>>29000441
All I know is that it's going on in the northeast parts of the country, according to a friend of mine, anyways.

>>29000477
i dont have this problem, because i post with a trip.

dohohoho

>>29000501
THE QUESTION IS MEANINGLESS.

There should be a season 2 episode that seems normal to every one. But after rewatching it several times, you can see every single ship known in the fandom being sunk one by one all in one episode.

>>29000476
EXCUSE ME

I'm gonna go make a show called Friendship is Magic now.

>>29000487
I didn't even know Virginia had a fault line until today. I thought it was mainly a west coast problem.

>>29000501
...
The writers!

>>29000528
What would that leave us with?

>>29000528

Not Lyra and Bonbon! NOOOOO.

>>29000523

Atleast then you get some value of recognition. Maybe i should use a trip too...

>>29000528
except pinkiedash
because they're Hasbro's favorite girls
since G3

>>29000481
And every interaction in Griffon the Brush off was platonic.

>>29000476

>>29000541
Me too!

Up till today I only ever worried about Hurricanes...and my city is RIIIIGHT in the little pocket that they skip past, so even those are rare.

Now I have a whole new fear in life

at least I have ponies

>>29000501
>Oh look another skeleton. Will this one d- oh wait nevermind you're egocentrical.
>Stop trying to get into every undead mares' pants, Spike.
>This book dictates you're a bonehead.
>I always did wonder how a floating skull would feel up my ass...
>That's enough for now.

>>29000546
Why the only ship of a character NOT in the episode of course!

>>29000564
Wrong again

>>29000557
i only post anonymously when i must post gross things

i am not implying ive posted any in this thread, just sayin

>>29000457
Also she's very different from her parents. Wich means they adopted her, maybe found her in the outskirts of Pony Ville, dangerously near from the Everfree forest

>>29000566
Yes.

Seriously, people read too much into these things.

>>29000577
so that leave us with Pinkie/Dash and Rarity/Aj

>>29000585
>poultron is all the worst people in the fandom

>>29000585

Isnt that kinda... cowardly?

I feel like season 2 will have a bad start like season 1.

Anyone read up on the confirmed rumors of the first episode to season 2? They gotta find the elements of harmony again.

>>29000591
I guess I can live with only TwiDash being sunk, then

>>29000585
Which pony is your favorite? not of the six, altogether

>>29000611
Season 1 started off great though.

>>29000605
Can't have people hating his cool internet persona!

>>29000587
And when one interpretation contradicts their fanon they have a hissy fit

>>29000534
i'll join you

>>29000611
The Pilot Epiodes were pretty good

very underrated

>>29000611
I don't get people who say this.
Season 1 had an excellent start. It was just horribly cliche..but it did get people into the show. I mean if episode 1 was so bad, why did you watch episode 2 after DAT CLIFFHANGER?

>>29000569
That quake reached pretty far, I felt a little tremor in NY, out on Long Island, well into Suffolk.

>>29000600
okay, i guess the secret's out. every time someone posts about wanting to fuck a horse? that's me. every shipping post? all me. if you've ever seen a weird-looking fucker in a pony shirt, that's just me.

>>29000605
i suppose you can see it that way. it's more like i'm ashamed of some of the things i think about.

>>29000622
altogether it's still Twilight Sparkle with Pinkie Pie in a real close second.

>>29000629
will this image make you feel better?

>>29000611
I liked them, they just weren't representative of the series as a whole. Maybe S2 will be different.

>>29000630

You know that pic is fanon too right?

>>29000611

I like the idea of every first episode being a Element of Harmony chronicle.

The rest of the season should be just like in S1, random stuff.

>>29000611
I'm sure the first episode will be met with cries that it completely fails to live up to their expectations no matter what.

>>29000659
The pic, or the implications? The pic comes from A bird in the hoof. The implications are fanon

>>29000587
I find it funny that people only complain about people reading too much into lesbian ships

they bitch a lot


but when anonymous and Dr. White start posting "canon evidence" that Dash is straight, no one says anything

my guess: we're a bunch of hipsters and lesbian ponies are mainstream

>>29000664
Wouldn't be the internet any other way

>>29000654
you're that guy fluffy saw?

>>29000654

Didnt have the coloured version of this.

Thanks you sick freak

>>29000654

So that pic got color but not the twilight cola one?

Damn this world...

>>29000677
> "canon evidence"

I have never done this.

>>29000676

The implications ofc.

>>29000677
>lesbians
>mainstream
This seems off somehow. Like we've subverted the norm in some way.

>>29000677

Maybe lesbian ponies are the hawtness?

>>29000677
One day soon, being hipster will be mainstream. The carnage will be glorious.

>>29000528

>every single ship known in the fandom being sunk one by one all in one episode

Not enough screentime in the episode to destroy them all. You might be able to sink the more established ships in a few episodes, but you'd have to devote the whole season to sinking the crackpot ships too.

>>29000692
of course.

>>29000694
was coloured by a nice man on IRC much to my continued chagrin

>>29000701
the way that guy sketches makes it difficult to colour, but i'd like to see that image in colour for sure.

also, someone already posted that weird twilight chicken hybrid in this thread... i thought that one was really really rare

>>29000734
When everyone is a hipster, nobody will be.

>>29000734
But if being hipster is going to be mainstream...the hipsters will stop being hipsters to be hipsters...

>>29000734

> comparing bronies to hipsters

>>29000677
I didn't complain about people reading too much into lesbian ships.

I complained people read too much into "ponies being seen together must be in some form of romantic relationship".

>>29000734
I liked things before liking things before they were cool was cool

>>29000749
It's funny because humanized main six are the gateway to fapping to ponies.

>>29000758
Aren't bronies hipsters? Is there a difference?

>>29000775

dude. we have a lot of time on our hands.

we're going to explore absolutely everything.

>>29000748
Twilight casts a spell at the start of the episode.
The spell was done with the aid of the elements and cannot be undone.
The spell makes everyone asexual. Sex is don only for the continuation of the species.
The end

>>29000753
My prediction? They all just stroke out.

>>29000749

you know it's weird... I never fapped to furry porn before but this pony stuff makes me hard, But then again ponies are hawt with their gigantic asses and huge cocks.

>>29000753
so they will become mainstream to be hipsters

>>29000748
I don't know. A valentine's day episode with all the ponies pairing off in completely the wrong ships?

>>29000777

Its funny because i only fap to humanized porn.

>>29000793
They could still hug for fun

>>29000749
>faping

>>29000801

>>29000805
it's funny because I only fap to on-model porn

>>29000749
... i may actually fap to a human twilight...

so lets talk about fanfiction

what chapter are you on?

>>29000793
That is somebody's fetish.

>>29000790

No. You should look up the word hipster.

>>29000837
I'm actually on a chapter ahead of everyone else on A Cross and Arrows.

>>29000476
NOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

>>29000837
I'm on chapter one of "All My Little Pony Fanfiction is Terrible".

>>29000837
Speaking of "chapters", I'm reading this Midnight Chapter fic, a crossover between P4 and MLP. It's fun so far, pretty neat, and I'm about to head into the third chapter. Would recommend it!

>>29000476

thank god.

>i resume the life i had 10 months ago

>>29000837

I read alot of fanfics and i always wanted to write my own. But i get the feeling that it's pointless because no one will probably read it unless its on EQD.

>post an image about fapping to ponies
>post text about colouring cute pony art
>/co/ talks about fapping to ponies anyway

oh you guys

>>29000880
>All My Little Pony Fanfiction is Terrible
>I read that as "All My Pony"
>Pony version of soap operas?

>mfw season 2 canon will ruin all current fanfiction

>>29000911

>tries to steer the conversation
>isn't faceless

>>29000837
I'm on the last bit of the filly AJ x Little Mac fapfic.

>>28999546
You are not alone. I just don't come into these threads much anymore.

>>29000803

>mfw I already can listen to vapid pop and radio hits and find it more digestible than esoteric math neo-jazzcore rockabilly double-inverted electroclassical music

>>29000933
il old @ shirt

>>29000851

>Hipster: People that make the effort to look mainstream for others.

Yep bronies sure are hipsters.

>>29000942
Think you'll finish all the requests by the 17th?

>>29000933
>implying any fanfic writers bother to respect canon as it is

>>29000911
Never post an image more interesting than what you have to say. And I'm getting the impression that literally any image would be more interesting than anything you have to say.

>>29000961
No chance in hell.

>>29000954

hey this month of club pop hits is surprisingly good

>party rock anthem

>>29000476
Did she die or go into a coma?

>>29000968

posting images is for faggots

>>29000651
Because characters and their zany antics.
>FS being shy as fuck
>PP being absolutely insane
>TS being all serious and stuff

>>29000968
ouch, sick burn man. fine

>>29000323

>Some ships are based on canon character interaction.

The better ones are, where the two characters actually met, have some sort of chemistry, could work together in interesting ways, etc. The bottom feeder ships are the ones where the characters never interacted, nor met each other at all. The most popular ones I see are:

Pinkie/Dash
Apple/Dash
Twixie

That's about it. Rarity and Fluttershy don't seem to have any sort of mainstream ship, even at this point. Even when shipped together, it's still not a very popular ship.

>>29000837
I'm on chapter 24 and it's depressing and stressful as hell

>>29000933
This can only be a good thing.

>>28999066
Sabrina Alberghetti
Because she's Italian.

>>29000734

Being a hipster becomes mainstream, so hipsters will stay hipsters just to be ironical

>>29000998
This is different from the rest of the show because...

>>29001040
It's not, people just love drawing dividing lines.

>>29001000
>That's about it. Rarity and Fluttershy don't seem to have any sort of mainstream ship, even at this point. Even when shipped together, it's still not a very popular ship.

And yet it's the only ship that I ship.

Feels bad man.

>>29001000
AppleRare is more populare than Twixie

>>29000944
>inna woods
You are that /k/ guy, right?

>>29001055
As a fellow Anonymous I would like to separate myself from this post.