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Gilda Fucks the Diamond Dogs 2 of 2
!!TicXHefA2i2 08/22/11(Mon)02:38 No.28955627>>28955600 "Done," said Rover, his tongue hanging pitifully from his mouth, as he pushed a jangling bag towards the eager griffon.
Gilda took up the bag with a greedy smile, shaking the bag excitedly. She composed herself with a cough and tied the bag around her waste. Along with the three Diamond Dogs, she walked to the mouth of their cave. "Alright, it's late now, so I should be able to get her while she's sleeping. Give me 5 hours and I'll have your precious pony. Gilda shrieked and took to the air, leaving the Diamond Dogs rubbing their hands together in anticipation.
-2 Days Later- "I don't think she's coming back," Fido said sadly.
Spot screamed in frustration, stomping up and down. "That horrible Catbird she fu-,"
"Pulled a fast one on us," shouted Rover.
Spot seethed and clawed at the ground. "Well she won't get away with it, NO ONE GETS AWAY FROM THE DIAMOND DOGS!"
-The Next Day-
The three dogs were gathered around the table across from the shadowy stranger. "So you want this griffon and you don't care in how many pieces," the stranger recounted. The three nodded their heads vigorously. "It'll be 1000 bits. For that you get the beak, the tail, and all the bits in-between. Half now and half when I have the beastie."
"DEAL!" shouted Rover as he pushed the large bag of coins across the table and into the waiting arms of Gilda wearing an expensive hat and a mustache. |