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Writing the Book on It
08/21/11(Sun)02:41 No.28925088 File1313908893.png-(159 KB, 496x250, twilight kaboom.png)
"I really appreciate this. The library is pretty sparse when it comes to this subject. Just hold still a little longer." Mac shifted uncomfortably, perched in an awkward position on the table. His rear hooves were planted widely out, and his fore legs were at his sides, in a position entirely unpleasant to his poor back, but apparently, very conducive to learning. "I'm doin' my best." The purple unicorn peeked up over her leatherbound tome once more. "And I appreciate it!" "So y'said." Mac bit the inside of his cheek, shifted the sprig of wheat in his mouth. This was painful on top of degrading. But he did his best. Twilight Sparkle leaned in, worryingly close between his legs. He watched, taken aback by her rather presumptuous behavior as she studied his private anatomy at point-blank range. If he wasn't so easygoing, he certainly would have said something when she rudely reached out and gave him a little poke with one hoof. Instead, he just gave the studious young filly a stern look, which went fully unnoticed. Her head ducked back down behind that book, writing further. She was blushing mildly, evidently doing her best to keep an academic distance. Mac, meanwhile, was thankful his red coat hid any hint of embarrassment. "Hmm," she murmured to herself, glancing back at the object of her inspection with a scrutinizing glare. "Now, erect." "...beg your pardon?" Mac raised a heavy brow. Twilight rolled her eyes almost impatiently, gesturing between the stallion's legs. "Now I need to see it in its erect state. Up!" He stared at her for a long moment, in disbelief, until he realized she was serious. "Look here, little filly. It's not a light-switch. You can't just' tell it what to do." "Well I'm sorry, but I need it for the book." Mac looked down at himself, feeling more uncomfortable than ever. "I guess, uh... I could just..." Twilight shrugged, not looking up from her writing. "Do whatever you need to do." |