PONIES PONIES PONIES PONIES PONIES PONIES

hey
fuck you
I like my favourite pony, my least favourite pony is shit, and I love the best episode

and you're wrong

>>28897442

Let's have a fun thread!

Your favorite pony is shit and my favourite pony could kick your favorite ponies ass and will also fuck your favorite ponies' sexual partner.

Come at me bros.

>>28897380
>making an MMO as your first game
oh man do I ever know that feel

>>28897435
>nigga u hating on my favourite pony and my favourite episode

>>28897435
>2011
>still liking Rainbow Dash
>not liking Pinkie Pie
>still thinking Dragonshy is a good episode

This is hard to type

>>28897459

>FUN
>2011

SHITSUCKINGCOCKFAGGOTJESUSFUCKINGCHRISTIWANTTORAPEYOUINTHEASSVIDEOGAMESAAAAAAAAAAA.

>>28897451

I want to give that concerned Fluttershy a hug.

I don´t know why.

> Captcha: agents alfonda

Well, it's 4 in the morning and my caffeine high has finally worn off. The last couple threads were fun, but I'm going to bed.

>http://askpinkaminadianepie.tumblr.com/post/9152062853

Oh lord...

>>28897479
I would always hug fluttershy.

I would always hug any of the main 6, and most of the background or side characters.

>>28897479

I know this isn't going to win me any friends, but I think that Apple Bloom is cute.

>>28897488

Why does he ship these two?

>>28897473
>depressed
>in 2011

IWANTTODISTENDYOURANUSYOUWORTHLESSFUCKITHINKYOURWORTHLESSANDSHOULDDIEINAHOLEYOUPINKCUMDUMPSTER

Ask pinkamena should be more offensive.

I mean, geez, we all know what Crookedtrees is capable of, he's only censoring himself by not drawing gratuitous lesbian bondage sex between Scootaloo and Pinkie at ever chance he gets.

>>28897509

why not?

>>28897509
>>28897509
Because
>faggotry

>>28897509
because it's adorable

Also, I need to batch-resize a bunch of screencaps. I'm sick of uploading a 1.5 meg file every time I post a reaction image.

Any suggestions? Are there free programs out there that'll do it for me?

>>28897509
because he likes it and doesn't give a fuck about what you think on the subject and matter is why.

as it should be, and as it is.

>>28897515
he's clearly building up to it>>28897545

>>28897509
I've always liked the /ll/ ships like Twilestia and all that shit.

Scootamena is a bit of a crack ship but hell, who cares?

>>28897515
Maybe he's just trying to get a larger following, so then he can switch to standard non-censored mode and everybody starts the usual BAWW THIS BLOG USED TO BE GOOD BAWW NSFW

>>28897509
I don't know what to say.
He likes drawing adult ponies with children ponies.
But hey, it's just pictures, so who gives a shit?

>>28897509
Because they're the only two characters that are going to survive being on that blog.

Stupid ponies, you make us look bad

>>28897545
irfanview can do it, I believe

>>28897551
damnit 4chan x, I need to stop starting typing again before the timeout is down

>>28897553
>just as planned

>>28897518

Sorry, I worded that wrong I meant, let me explain.

Well it was an alright tumblr, just the heavily implied shipping kind of ruined it, it was KINDA not needed in my opinion, it's like ships need to be in EVERYTHING, which they don't, and it gets repetitive as fuck.

I for one don't mind pony shipped with pony, but blasting it EVERYWHERE gets kinda boring and annoying.

>>28897587
You probably also think that every western movie DOESN'T need a romantic subplot. You prude.

>>28897587
I can understand that.

>>28897572
>the crossover that never should have happened, but did.

>>28897573
Great, thanks.

CURSE YOU GODDAMN PONIES I'VE ONLY WATCHED A FEW EPISODES OUT OF CURIOSITY AND NOW I'M HAVING DREAMS ABOUT PONIES.
THEM ALL GOING TO THE MALL AND HAVING A GOOD TIME AND SHIT OR THEM ALL AT MY OLD SCHOOL DOING STUFF, GODDAMN GET OLD OF MY HEAD

>>28897587
Prude

>>28897606

>Blazing Saddles

>>28897587
I'm not sure railgunner is capable of not making ponies kiss

>>28897627
Does Equestria have a mall? There's probably one in Manehattan or Canterlot.

...new thread topic: Names of Equestrian towns and cities.

>>28897509
Scootaloo caught a lot of abuse, she can handle this Pinkie, they have an understanding

>>28897627
Not your personal blog.

>>28897627
Which episodes? also welcome to our shitty fandom, it's been completely retarded for at least two and a half months if not longer

>>28897631
>filename
Wait, what?

>>28897627
Run away from these threads

>>28897631
Naked Nightmare Moon and Twilight cuddling.
Kinky.

>>28897637
Eh, horse puns are hard to come up with

>>28897636
That one CMC/Dash drawing didn't have any kissing in it.

>>28897627

>2011

>still liking Rainbow Dash

>not liking Pinkie Pie

>still thinking Owl's Well That Ends Well is a good episode

>>28897647
Their love is forbidden.

>>28897631
>>28897642
NMM has Luna's cutie mark, that's not Nyx. But fuck that shitty OC makes me check every single time I see an NMM drawing.

>>28897665
That owl should die.

>>28897647
>Nightmare moon

Check the file name again.

>>28897668
No it isn't.

>>28897665
>the one person on the planet who liked OWTEW

Would you kiss a pony?

>>28897680
Yes, I know the origins of that picture.
I don't really care.
I've never read the story anyway.

>>28897682
Yes it is.

You didn't even read the fic.

>>28897694
Yes
and more, if they're up for it

>>28897686
Aw fuck, didn't read, I hate that episode, and the fucking owl.

>>28897696
I just like being contrary sometimes.

>>28897694
Ponies have whiskers, it would be uncomfortable.

>>28897696
>reading past sins
Ha, you have to read it before hating on it? Faggot

>>28897694
I kissed a pony.

I liked it.

>>28897694
No, God knows what nasty mouth germs they have.

>>28897694
I think I kissed a horse on the nose once when I was a kid.

>>28897627
>>28897637
>Malls
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-Zrn8OoL5A&feature=related

>>28897696
Wait, how the fuck does Nyx have Luna's cutie mark? EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT
I mean PS doesn't give a shit about canon, we know that, but this is absolutely the top of it all, how can Nyx have Luna's cutie mark?

>>28897732
Wow, that's the final straw for you, isn't it?

>>28897732
she doesn't actually. mistake of the artist.

>>28897732
That's because It's not nyx in the drawing.

>>28897627

Did they all buy smoothies and talk about bra sizes?

Is Homage's cutie mark supposed to be a speaker? Also does Lil'pip have a scar on her face as well as her neck?

>>28897741
That's the only way of separating shitty PS fanart from something that might be worth saving.

>>28897744
>This.
But it is a happy mistake since that means we can just enjoy Twilight cavorting with a naked Nightmare Moon.

>>28897755
lol, I'd kinda like to see that

>>28897759
Either a speaker or a megaphone, it looks like it could be either.
She has a scar on her neck, all the others healed properly.

>>28897755
>ponies
>bras

>>28897639
EVEN IF I HAD A BLOG LIKE I'D WANT TO EXPOSE MYSELF AS A PERSON WHO WATCHES PONIES.

>>28897631
I bet there are some people who don't know who NMM is and want to see what a grown up nyx looks like.

>>28897755
Go on....

>>28897694
Sure I'm open minded

>>28897783

IT CAN HAPPEN.

Oh god they're right I am a prude.

>>28897783
>Bikinis on top
It is canon

>>28897755
THEY HAD MAKEOVERS AND WATCHED A MOVIE

>>28897789
THIS PISSES ME OFF SO MJCH I AN WHOLE SQUIRREL

>>28897811
What movie?

>>28897818
goddamn you funny guy

>>28897806
I weep at the thought of the eventual, inevitable beach episode.

Well, okay, not the episode itself. I weep at the thought of the fallout from said episode, and how this fandom will somehow manage to become even shittier in the weeks that follow.

>>28897797

>>28897831
How would that happen?

>>28897831
>implying beach episode won't have SEA PONIES
>implying SHOO BE DOO

>>28897831

Oh god image the influx of fan art and fapping from that episode.

>>28897820
COWBOYS VS ALIENS

>>28897840
Somepony will find a way.

>>28897840
We can always go lower

http://www.sonic-online.com/sonicpassion/

>>28897840
Oh I'll tell you how it'll happen.

Imminent radioactive damage from T+1H from Fallout; OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGWENEEDMOREFANARTOFPONIINBIKINIOMGWRITEBIKINIFICPL
ZPLZUNFOHGODIWANTTONUTINTHATPONISBIKINICLEAVAGE

Radioactive Residue: Hey guys what do you think ponies would do if they went to like, haywaii or something? guuuys? hey what if they did other real-life stuff like go to malls or things like th-

I'm sorry I cant detail further I'm in incoherent rage mode.

>>28897888
Exactly.

>>28897859
You mean Cowponies vs Aliens, amirite?

>>28897694
Nightmare Dash, doesn't seem like I have a choice

>>28897888
It would be just like G3 wouldnt it?`

>>28897901

stop that.

>IM GONNA DO SOME STUFF TONIGHT

>procastinate with ponies

>OKAY TIME TO DO THAT STUFF
>TIRED

>>28897908
No.

it would be worse.

>>28897859
Did they like it?

>>28897902
none of us really had a choice

>>28897888
Can...can ponies get a tan?

>>28897915
What the hay, I was just horsing around.

>2011

>still liking Applejack

>not liking Pinkie Pie

>still thinking Applebuck Season is a good episode

>>28897859
APPLEJACK WANTED TO SEE IT
AND RARITY PROTESTED
TWILIGHT WAS CURIOUS ABOUT THE "ALIENS"

GARRRRAFGHL

>>28897930

And then anon and pony started making out

like this

>>28897946
I don't think so, I don't believe hair does that

>>28897922

>Also they'll put the "brony" references in it left and right and even fucking side ways.

>>28897888
I have a better idea.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4TedkQP_hM

>>28897967
Did they each get a separate popcorn or did they share a big ol' tub.

>>28897971
that's not a proper pony
it's all real and stuff

>>28897980

>>28897988
Big enough for Pinkie Pie to hide in.

Why is everyone freaking out in this thread?

>>28897988
>Pinkie ate everything before the trailers were finished

>>28897953

>>28898001
DID Pinkie hide in it?
Like when one of the ponies went for popcorn, did the popcorn levels drop until all that was inside was a full Pinkie Pie?

>>28898001
Not sure. We need some cute in this thread

Did someone mention the beach?

>>28897985
>Sea ponies

>>28898045
>dem claspers

>>28897988
THEY HAD ONE EACH

>>28898083
>intricate details

either you had a lucid dream or you're bullshitting.

>>28898095
Maybe he writes down his dreams. I need to start doing that again

>>28898110
Still, dreams aren't usually that detailed.

>>Past Sins

I liked this better when it was about Gwen Stacy...

>>28898120
I dunno, some things I remember with great detail and others are hazy as fuck.

I think it just...depends.
On something.

>>28898083
Did Pinkie steal from the other after finishing hers, I bet she did.
Also who sat where?

>>28898095
IT WAS ALL KIND OF BLURRY.
I WOKE UP AND WROTE WHAT I SAW AND PIECED IT TOGETHER FROM THERE,
ANGRILY

>>28898135
I bet applejack and rainbowdash were holding hooves during the movie.

>>28898162
Well, only one man knows.
So how about it?
Any of the girls get close during the movie?

>>28898162
More likely, I bet they were trying to steal eachother's popcorn the whole time.

>>28898162
And giggling. I bet they ruined it for everybody else.

>>28898203
To my understanding, that show would have been better than the movie.

>>28898135
ALL IN THE FRONT ROW
>>28898178
NO THAT'S ALL I REMEMBER

>>28898203
That seems kinda out of character for them.

Pinkie and FS would be giggling more.

>>28898213
Oh okay.
Thanks for sharing.

>>28898222
Twilight and Rarity just left. They'll catch it on DVD.

>>28897985
I far as I've seen of G1, you never actually saw sea ponies in the sea; they were always in a river.

Season 3 is nothing but pony soap operas. Do you watch it?

>>28898251
Those filthy liars!

>>28898251
Maybe they're freshwater seaponies, and these are saltwater seaponies?

>>28898253
>implying ratings wouldn't go through the roof

>>28898222
they're making each other giggle, rather than giggling themselves.

>>28898253
>And Twilight's the father!
yes

>>28898253
Everyone is pregnant. And Braeburn's the father!

>>28898269
So your saying they were just horsing around?

>>28898253

>>28898253
>season 2
>finally start to build up luna's character
>all the sudden...coma

Why most, if not all, hate pics feature Pinkie as the pony with it's shit slapped?

>>28898321
ha

>>28898329
Because she's a shit character. You should know this by now.

>>28898329
I have never seen pinkieabuse

>>28898253
>I'm sorry miss Dash. The damage was...irreversible.

>>28898329
Because she's pink and on a lot of the merchandise.
So if you don't know the show, you at least know what she looks like.
If you DO know the show, odds are you're too busy ripping of Dash's wings to bother her.

>>28898360
There's that one pic of her gitting ripped in half by a mech.

>>28898346
She is so shit that people that don't even watch the show know this too?

But if they want to induce butthurt on ponyfags they should pick any other pony. This makes me wonder if there is any Celesabuse around.

have some chickens

>Pinkie Pie is the long-lost heir to the Equestrian throne!

>>28898377
Implying that anyone has the balls to try shit with Celestia and not get stomped

>>28898378
The mirror has two faces.

>>28898389

>>28898389
Ahaha. No.

>>28898362
I'm sorry, Dash, but our one night of passion was just that - I could never love you. And you'll never get into the wonderbolts, I won't allow it!

>>28898360
That picture with her severed head and some shitty threaths written.

>>28898329
what do you mean?

>>28898394
Yeah, nobody likes getting mooned.

>>28898389

Tonight on a very special My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic: CYBERBULLYING!

(90% of the episode is spent establishing why the fuck ponies have internet)

>>28898404

POR QUE?!

>>28898420
Then build artillery strong enough to shoot from the moon and allows for interplanetary warfare.

Applejack...we we're able to save you but it turns out you've recently become highly allergic to apples

>>28898436
they have internet so fluttershy can live out her dreams of being assertive

>>28898464
and applebloom didn't make it

>>28898436
...and they all have dial-up connections

>Check window

And the moon goes down, while retards are posting. All the way down.

Time for bed.

Question out of curiosity, what happened to Beedrill? I don't think I was here when he left. Also does Faceless write fan fiction anymore?

This computer will destroy Equestria in 24 hours!

And the only one who knows the password is Derpy!

>>28898489
I like celestia.

I need to lie down again.
Be excellent to each other.

>>28898503
Fuck you, now I have to go listen to that song

>>28898124
I usually don't bother saying this in these threads anymore, it would take too much time, but...

Fuck you. You know why. Just fuck you.

>>28898525
I can fly it into orbit! I... I won't be coming back

Gilda returns!

And so does her twin sister Hilda!

>>28898522
I think he just sort of ran off with his kawaii ritu poni waifu

Scootaloo is a chicken. Her mother is a Simorgh (Mythologica Iranian bird)

>>28898503

Is that a Voltaire reference I see before my eyes?

>>28898546
Zecora doing science?

>>28898538
Deal with it.

>>28898565
Friendship is science!

>>28898536
Hope I've caught you before you go, but I was slowpoking through the previous thread and saw you request here
>>28896048
That looked like an image I had. Not sure of source.

>>28898533
Her poop too?

>>28898561
no

I remember when voltaire was introduced here as a cure for pony love, alongside G3 ponies. It had the opposite effect damnit.

I've... always loved you Twilight.

>>28898581
Twilight! How could you betray me like this! Now I can no longer keep... your deadly secret!

>>28898579
I liked voltaire before it was cool.

>>28898594
No Spike! You can't tell them that I'm actually...

>>28898581
I'm sorry Rarity. But I'm carrying Caramel's baby. I have to marry him.

>>28898598
...A POKEMON!

>>28898599
No Twilight! You ARE Caramel's baby!

>>28898613

>>28898574
Hah!
I coloured that.
But thanks.
You're kind.

That blog post that guy made about CT kinda saddens me. To think when someone pours hours into making something they enjoy just to have others think it was created with the sole purpose of offending is offensive in itself.

>>28898599
but Twilight! Caramel was gelded 5 years ago!

Lyra is my waifu

It's been like this for a few months now

wat do?

>>28898635
What post?
Can I get a link please?

>>28898636
Then who's the father?

>>28898647

Go to bed Daftykins.

>>28898647
oh, I'm sure you can get help for your problem
if you know what I mean

>>28898647
Embrace it.
Then make a life size plushy.

>>28898647
Kill bonbon and wear her hide.

Lyra will never know the difference.

>>28898650
...whatcha lookin at me for?

>>28898522

I like to think he's in a better place.

Sucking on Fluttershy's nipples.

>>28898647
You clearly need to draw more fanart of her.
To get it out of your system y'see.

>>28898650
scootaloo!

>>28898604
Like that's news? We knew it all along! Now! You're coming with us!

>>28898647
Listen to Voltaire.

>>28898665

But... Scootaloo is also Pregnant!

>>28898647
your number came up in the universal cue

time to go

>>28898680
and it's sweetie belle's!

>>28898647

>>28898687

Dun dun dun!

>>28898680

Here is your babby pony, also it has down syndrome.

>>28898661
That picture sucks titties

I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS WORLD

>>28898700

>>Adorable long luna
>>WITH Down syndrome

Ponies, I think it's time Applejack had an intervention.

>>28898711
stop hating on ms paint...Oh wait.CARLOS!!

Sex scandals in the higher ups of the Wonderbolts. Find out this and more on My Little Pony

>>28898647
invent her personality cause she has a no existent one though shitty fanfiction

>>28898721

I'll say. Especially now that she's taken up hunting!

>>28898699
Anyone have the sketch of that.
It had... more feelings.
Like it looked like Scootaloo was really ashamed to have kissed her, but still REALLY wanted to.

>>28898725

>>28898649
back here
>>28897005

>>28898732

I have heard your request and I will assist ye!

>>28898721

Why? wass her problem?

>>28898736
Thanks friend!

>>28898735
I would take that pie and eat it

And just sort of leave the pony hanging

Dear god, that pie looks good. Did she make the crust herself?

>>28898739
Thank ye!
Why am I still awake?

>>28898735

>>28898740
she's not drinking enough

>>28898718

>>28898753
Why not?

>>28898759
Tonight: Drunk ponies

>>28898751
Go to bed soarin.

Guys a while ago there were 2 links posted here.
One to a torrent witch had all fan mad music and another to a huge Twilight folder.
Does anyone still have them?

>>28898761
>crying pinkie

Yes. Post more. She's used up her happiness quota for the month.

>>28898773

just like every night!

>>28898780

>>28898777
You gonna join me?

>>28898753
Because ponies are more important than sleep.

>>28898780

are there any pictures of pinkie crying while drinking?

it would combine my two favorite things

>>28898780

I wish I had more, here, have some cute Pinkie instead.

>>28898761

Okay, someone needs to delete long Luna from the internet, or else I'm just going to spend the rest of my life looking at her and daawing.

It could get weird, man.

>>28898784
there's an unopened bottle there, you don't have time for posing or posting!

New topic:

Which pony passes out first?

And what's their poison of choice?

>>28898825

considering their size and weight, my guess is 2 bottles is deep into blackout mode.

she probably couldn't work the bottle opener

wait how does she do that in the first place?

>>28898841

Fluttershy is out after one sip of rosé.

>>28898841
Is there an alcoholic version of carrot juice?

>>28898847
bites it off, of course

And you have to consider she's a very good drinker, she's had years to build up that resistance of hers

>>28898808
We need more pictures of ponies in socks...drunk ponies in socks

You know what

Fuck new jersey.

I just got back from a trip and I HATE that place. The people are assholes all throughout the state. The garden state? More like the...garden of assholes...or something.

Good riddance to that place. Why did I even go there?

>>28898841
Dash does, she just takes shots until she blacks out. Fluttershy passes out last, because she spends all night sipping a glass of non-alcoholic wine.

>>28898871
teats, human vag, horse plot hole.
That's mixing too much.

>>28898871
Who is this artist who signs with a flatworm?

Homebrew apple cider. The strong stuff.

>>28898871

But I only have cute ponies in socks.

>>28898878
New Jersey here.

No you, faggot.

>>28898883
>prequel to flutterfic

>>28898878
What the hell made you think Jersey WASN'T a cesspool?

>>28898898
>from new jersey
>capable of using a computer

I thought you weren't that evolved yet

>>28898867

i think i could still take her.

>>28898878

>New Jersey

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tuy4Bpz080Q

>>28898871
I have this...

>>28898898
I hope you get nuked with a radioactive turd.

Seriously.

>>28898888
Planarian, now known as Sweatshirt

>>28898923
you're like twice her size, it's not a fair contest
but she'll try anyway

>>28898878
>go to new jersey
>be treated like shit

What did you expect from a state named after a shirt?

>>28898878
I got lost there once. Didn't know you couldn't pump your own gas and when I tried to one of the attendants started yelling and flipping out at me. Plus my car almost died and it was pouring rain....yep fuck new jersey.

>>28898932
She'd win too.

>>28898946
and then you'd wake up in bed together
with her daughter
you hadn't done anything, but neither of you can remember that

>>28898926
This song is kinda so-so

HOW IS BABBY PONNI FORMED?

HOW DOES MAER GET PRAGNENT?

>>28898944
that happened to you to?

fuck new jersey.

>>28897459

>>28898959
When rainbows touch or something.

>>28898959
They need to do way instain mare!

>>28898959
Magical candy flavored pony semen.

>>28898878
I knew a guy who lived in New Jersey once. Even he thought it was a horrible place, and he was a pretty awful person.
I think he's dead now.

Celestia will let you live in Equestria under one condition.

You marry her.

Well, is it worth being stuck with a trolltastic tyrant for the rest of your life?

>>28898973
That face in the last panel...

>>28898959

When a Mare and a Stallion love each other very much...

They fuck. What, you thought I was going for the sappy one?

>>28898982

I'd hit it.

If I was a cartoon pony that is.

>>28898982
Hmm...
If there came a point where living in Equestria was preferable to living on Earth, and I was transformed into a pony, sure. I'd be royalty, and married to Celestia, what's not to love?

>>28898982

Does she say the harem is off-limits?

>>28898982
Is this a marriage of equals, or am I just the new guy in the harem?

>>28898982
Yeah.

That alone is worth it.

>>28898932

if she chose the drinks i'd go into a sugar coma long before i succumbed to the alcohol

>>28899000
Her poop >>28898575

>>28898982

>Actually be in a role of power
>Troll whole land with your tyrant wife

It's like this question was made for me.

>>28898982
either be alone
or spend time with the god of the world, who for all your fanon, is pretty nice

hmmm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37Mb1d9Nu5M
daily dose

>>28898959

It was on the news this mroing a drunk maerr in ar who had kill her foal. they are taking the babby back to manehatten too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots

>>28899003
Her harem is full of dudes. Would you want to use them?

>>28898982
Do I get to make her do that face?

Hmmm but aside from that, guess not.

>>28898982
ASK HARDER QUESTIONS DAMNIT

I couldn't resist myself...

>>28899013

Applejack, Rarity! I never knew!

>>28899040
Beat me to it

>>28899025

>>Land of lesbian ponies frolicking
>>Queen's Harem is full of dudes

What the fuck? This is flagrant false advertising!

>>28899049
stupid sexy Applejack

>>28899032
There's a pony and you can hug it. It's fucking terrified of your very existence like you're an elder god or something.

If you hug it it'll die a painful death in your arms.

And if you don't hug it, it'll kill you. Slowly.

This will be your only chance to hug a pony, ever.

>>28899032
What if you could go to Equestria, but hugging ponies was illegal, and you'd be killed if you ever did it? And then when you get there they're all crying? Even the foals?

>>28899032

alright how about

would you trade places with your favorite pony?

you go to equestria, they end up on earth

keep in mind they'd probably be killed or captured and dissected for science, while everyone in equestria would know you traded places, so they'd probably be pretty pissed.

>>28899040

FLUFFY!!!!!!!!

>>28899068
>Favorite pony is Zecora
>Nobody would notice

>>28899025
Come on....like celestia wouldn't have a craving for delicious candy vag as well as cock. You just know she has female slaves in there...well maybe not but I like to think so.

>>28899068
Can I trade places with Twist? I think that'd be the best option considering.

>>28899065
I choose survival. I love ponies, but fuck it, I come first.
Hug that pony like a motherfucker.

>>28899067
Well, I'm three dimensional and equestria is two dimensional.

Do I get to keep my extra dimension and terrify everyone?

>>28899065

...Holy shit.

How exactly would it be able to kill me? I'm a fucking person. It's four feet standing on its hind legs and made of marshmallow!

>>28899065
is there no chance of reconciliation? What if I hug it through a medium, like fluffy pillows, or something?

>>28899084
No, you become a stylised 2D human

>>28899049
Ok, that's stupid. She can't gat a due date like that.

>>28899071
GORODETSKY!!!!!!

>>28899085
Magic.

It's a unicorn, it can tear your organs apart from 50 yards away. If you don't hug it and cause it's death ASAP, it'll kill you in an attempt to make the scary go away. Hurry up.

>>28899065

>Choose to hug pony
>Use sudden death inducing power to strike fear into the hearts of millions
>Celestia uses you as her secret weapon for executions

>>28899101
>Unicorns that aren't twilight.
>Powerful magic

Pick one.

>>28899102
>your life is now dedicated to destroying the thing you love

>>28899098

>>Doesn't understand the cause of my anger

Behold:
>>28898815

>>28899109
>Rarity
>Not powerful magic

>>28899101
>magic
>works in our world
pick one

>>28899068

Favorite pony is Trixie.

I would sure miss her.

>>28899113
Oh, well then, you're fucked.

>>28899096
due date marker is the wu-tang symbol

make of that what you will

>>28899110
It's a dream come true!

>>28899116
Name one thing she did that can be considered powerful?

>>28899085
They can make your penis and heart explode from sheer cuteness.

>>28899101

Do I know it intends to kill me? Could I try to reason with it?

I mean I'll hug it to death in self-defense, but only if that's my only option.

>>28899123
or the date markers

>>28899127
Animated pretty much everything not tied down in her shop and cut trees to pieces in moments

>>28899068

>favorite pony is celestia

GG equestria

GG earth too, for that matter

You find yourself in the forest one day, where you discover a pony (any one of them) tied to a tree by a heavy chain. Around the pony is several empty cans of beans and a funnel. The pony begs you to intie it quickly -- with emphasis on quickly -- and appears to be heavilly distressed.

What do you do?

>>28899111
Oh, no, I noticed.
You're gonna get weird and like it!

>>28899146
Musical numbers don't count.

>>28898604
>>28898604
only for you bro

>>28899151
I untie it, quickly.

>>28899151
>tied
>chain

You funny

>>28899149

So the ponies of Equestria all die an agonizingly cold death without a sun, and Celestia leads a horse uprising that enslaves mankind on Earth?

All because you had to like Trollestia.
Good going, douche.

>>28899155
Cut trees to piece in moments and transfigured materials to a significantly harder form

>>28899151
Add cans and funnel to inventory.

Untie pony and add that to my inventory.

Go to the blacksmith and forge the cans, funnel, and pony to make the ultimate weapon.

>>28899155
That seems like an awfully arbitrary rule. They still happened, man.

>>28899178
How is that powerful? Simple transmutation magic.

>>28899151
wonder why the fuck there are cans of beans and a funnel lying around...is this going to lead to scat?

>>28899188
I'm sure that's what you'll be saying when the very blades of grass around your feet become as hard as diamonds, and your head is pushed into them

>>28899153

I will now be HNNNG'ing for the next twenty-four hours. And I blame you for this abomination.

Ooh, she's so fucking cute!!

>>28899188
>Changing molecular structure
>not powerful

She can turn you to stone, man.

>>28899172

>>28899203
It's okay. We can HNNNNG together.

Because she is just so extremely cute!

>>28899202
>>28899211
>implying rarity can do that
We haven't seen her transmute one material into another. Cloth stays cloth, wood stays wood.

>>28899211
Ok someone had to ask it....if her power is that great then could she theoretically give herself a penis?

>>28899224

How can Tess keep drawing ponies that cute? It's against the laws of nature and science yet it keeps happening!?

>>28899229
Wouldn't that require manipulation of her biological structure and addition of material? I don't think so.

>>28899172
>earth horses
>uprising

They have walnut sized brains. We have guns (that ponies don't know about). After the first solar flare we could just shoot celestia knowing what a threat she is.

>>28899049

OH GOD APPLEJACK LOOK OUT SHE'S GOING TO STAB YOU IN THE EYE.

>>28899227
Boast Busters - she turned Trixie's plain curtain into a fairly complex dress.

>>28899233
I don't know, but Tess needs to teach me or share some secrets.
I'd draw so many cute ponies all day erry day!

>>28899246
cloth is still cloth

>>28899237
Twilight can make mousaches!

>>28899238
But what if she really is immortal? What if the bullet has no effect? What if everything we do just makes her angrier, so we eventually turn to thermonuclear weaponry in an attempt to be rid of her, but she just absorbs the blast and becomes even more powerful in doing so?
What if it was humanity's creation of Celestia that led to its downfall and the rise of Equestria?

>>28899238
>Implying our soliders wouldn't fall for Celestia's greatest power
>Pure and unadultered pony cuteness

She doesn't need an army.

>>28899253
The saddle wasn't, though.

any tubes or streams running?

>>28899260
>Celestia is the result of a stable time loop

>>28899254
Yeah, but they're just hair. There's a lot more to a penis than just hair, and I never thought I'd be discussing this on 4chan of all places.

>>28899260
You just went full homestuck.

>>28899266
>>28899266
Right. But weaponized magic isn't her special talent

>>28899263
Plus she has the constellation monsters for just such a genocidal occasion.

>>28899260
What if she could heat up her own body to the temperature of the sun itself?

>>28899260

whoa

>>28899280
It doesn't need to be, she thinks her life is in danger, she's going to defend herself. She's plenty capable of killing you if you don't get to her first.

>>28899285
Then we'd have cheap renewable energy.

>>28899271
>>28899279
Well, shit. I never thought HS would rub off on me, but damn. That's fucking uncanny.

>>28899296

continued

>>28899289
Now YOU watch boast busters again. Unicorn magic is limited to their special talent.

>>28899285
Then we would be well and truly fucked on all possible levels. She probably wouldn't sacrifice the planet to do so, though.
...Or maybe she would, and that's why Equestria is so different to modern Earth?