I say thee nay.

>>28876633
IT BEGINS

I want to start drawing ponies. I have by no means experience in drawing. Where should I start?

>>28876655
I say the neigh

>>28876655

>neigh

>>28876672
copy screenshots from the show.

>>28876672
Pencil and paper. And look at a pony so you can draw it.

>>28876633

This is acceptable.

>>28876672
With some paper.

>>28876686
that's the joke

What if Ponies were pokemon.

What four moves would you give them and what would be their skill?

>>28876686
>>28876685
no I didn't mean 'neigh', I meant 'nay' as in 'no'.

them little-ass ponies gave you guys the poo brain.

>>28876711
I would have mowed all the tall grasses.

but talking about brightly coloured equinines will likley result in conversation of a most unpleaseant nature

this should be most exquisite to read

>>28876685
>>28876686
>neighmind

>>28876697
>>28876691
Any particular kind of pencil, or just anything?

post your AB.

I need reference If I ever start this god, damn blog

Why is Twilight so cute?

>>28876691
This.

If you can, post your work and ask for feedback

>>28876633
Quite! I propose we discus that wizardly filly of a royal coloration.

>>28876778
Because nerdy is always adorable, good sir.

>>28876761
Anything works, but if you can afford it, you should get a tablet. You can get fairly good ones for about $50.

>>28876761
Whatever you have on you, really.

>>28876761

Regular or mechanical pencils and printer paper are perfectly fine.

>>28876633
Haven't we exausted every possible course of discussion yet? What do you guys even do in these threads until season 2 starts?

>>28876691

This. Just keep drawing and drawing.

Seriously. Practice makes perfect. That's what any artist will tell you.

Pic helps. A lot.

>>28876886
gigglesquee until we nom our heads

I find your character inclusive and inadequately made

Ok, thanks for the answers. As for drawing itself, I'm relatively good at copying things, but that is of no use other than practice. Drawing by imagination comes from said practice, or is it some sort of "innate talent"?

>>28876886

Kill time, mostly

>>28876808
Tablets are cool, but not an artistic cure-all. If you buy one expecting to suddenly become awesome at art, you're setting yourself up for disappoint.

That said they ARE an excellent tool, and learning how to use one earlier is better than later (trying to translate pencil-skill to tablet-skill can sometimes be a bit tricky, after all).

So only spend the money on one if you think you're gonna use it. I've seen too many nice tablets gathering dust in a closet after the prospective user lost interest.

>>28876916
Well, if you can see it in your head, you should be able to convey it onto paper, no? Just try it, dude.

>>28876916

Comes from practice. Once you get the basic form down of whatever you want to draw, you can take it anywhere from there. But drawing will ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS take practice.

"Snails! You'll never believe it!"
"Huh?" The gawky young pony glanced up from his work in the dusty, empty classroom, barely stirred.
Snips shifted in place, as though his legs were too excited to stop walking even when standing still. "You know that filly from the other class? The one with the really red curly hair?"
"Ya' mean the one with the candy cane cutie mark?" The orange colt asked, scratching his head. "With the pretty glasses?"
"She set up a kissing booth out behind the school! A kissing booth!"
Snails got up, looking at his friend with confusion. "What? Really? Why?"
"Yeah, really! She's savin' up for a new saddle or something, I dunno! But she's kissing guys for bits! She's a total freak! Come on!" And then Snips ran off, flush with the news, perhaps to tell more ponies.
Snails threw his schooldesk open, rummaging around. His allowance. Maybe that new magic set would have to wait.

My Small Horse

>>28876958
Applejack glanced around the table, and took a slow, uneasy sip of her tea. She had become intensely aware of the strange looks her friends were giving her, and how odd they all seemed to stare with that same eerie grin. It was making her very uncomfortable.
"Oh, how is it?" Fluttershy asked her politely. "I used my most special tea leaves."
"It's just dandy," AJ smiled, hesitantly.
"How about some yummy super-chocolatey cake to go with it?" Pinkie Pie grinned, spontaneously producing a platter with sliced cake, and leaning over the round table to shove it towards the orange earth pony. AJ noticed a small bead of sweat running down her forehead.
"That's... mighty nice of you, Pinkie."
The girls all smiled unwaveringly at her.
"My dear Applejack, look at this!" Rarity smiled, fishing something out of her fancy handbag telekinetically. "I know you mentioned wanting to go to the cross-town rodeo this weekend, and I just so happened to snag a ticket from one of my generous customers!"
Applejack pushed away from the table, folding her arms and glaring at the other girls suspiciously. "All right, just what in the Sam Hill's goin' on here? Why're y'all bein' so darn funny?"
Twilight waved a hoof dismissively. "Oh, come on, Applejack. Don't be so suspicious! Can't we just treat our favorite friend to a nice evening?"
AJ stared back at her, unimpressed.
"We're in heat and we need you to put in a good word for us with your brother." the unicorn blurted out.
"TWILIGHT!" Rainbow Dash groaned loudly, hitting her head on the table.

Leth did this, said the tablet was twenty dollars. I only see the 70 and 100 ones in the store though

My Meager Goat

>>28877001
"Oh Fluttershy, I'm so excited for you!" Pinkie giggled, sweeping the young pegasus up into a huge, bouncy hug.
"Oh... well I don't want-" she began.
"You guys have been dating for like, forever! Or almost forever anyway! You must be so excited to finally go to the next level! Woo woo! You lucky girl!" the pink party pony grinned, elbowing Fluttershy in an encouraging and knowing gesture.
Fluttershy glanced up, her head hanging towards the ground. "Pinkie, I didn't tell-"
"Just be sure to use protection! Remember, 'no glove, no love'! 'No hanky, no panky!'" She sat back, looking up at the sky and trying to recount others. "'No wrapper, no tapper'! No-"
"Pinkie," Fluttershy whispered, tugging at her arm.
She glanced down at the yellow filly, stopping her stream of rhyming advice. "What's wrong? You don't want to do it?"
"Oh, I do," Fluttershy nodded, nearly whispering in her characteristically quiet tone. "But... I'm just very nervous. I've never done it before."
"It'll be okay!" Pinkie smiled, patting Fluttershy a bit too enthusiastically on her back. "Don't be afraid of a little fun between the sheets!"
"Um," the pegasus stammered, "I was wondering... maybe you could help me?"
"In a heartbeat!" the earth pony bubbled. "I'll give you all the tips you could want!"
"It's not that," Fluttershy whispered back. "I was thinking... Well... it would mean a lot to me if I could have a friend there to support me."
Pinkie smiled back reflexively, then paused, glanced down, and wore a look of exaggerated contemplation. "Wait a ticky! You mean actually there? THERE there? Like... where the action is?"
Fluttershy blushed brightly, her yellow cheeks turning rosy, but she didn't turn away. She gave a soft nod. "It would mean a lot to me. I don't think I can do it by myself."

I would like nom a pony's head in a non-sexual manner.

>>28876939
Fucking THIS.
I remember how hard it was translating my skills to tablet. It didn't help that I had to learn to draw without seeing what my hand was doing.
Now I've had the tablet so long that I can't draw with pencil and paper anymore.

>>28877030
>Using a tablet
>Try to turn it like I would a paper
>Realize this doesn't work

Fuck. Although I could just tilt the picture on the computer but... I'm lazy.

>>28876958

Write the Twist one, make Faceless happy. Might make him shut up for a while too

no it won't

>>28877030
>Now I've had the tablet so long that I can't draw with pencil and paper anymore.

that's just as sad as those kids that never even bothered learning cursive writting. at all.

My Tiny Colt

>>28877078
Oh God I remember trying to do that with hilariously bad results. So then I would just tilt my head as far as I could. Any family member watching me would give me weird looks.
Oh the nostalgia.

>>28876954
That's the problem. Even if I occasionally have some good ideas, my visual imagination is shit (I can barely see my mother's face in my own mind).
Again, thanks for the answers, all.

>>28877106
I can sign my name, does that count?

Ello.

Can I have a simple picture, like this one, to vector?
Relatively new to it, starting with some more simple pics.

>posting vector tutorial

>>28876939

I've been trying to learn and I've wanted to get a tablet for a while now but I'm afraid of losing interest and wasting like $50

>>28877131
This simple enough?

>>28877134
I bought a 200 dollar one when I had spare cash specifically because Im one of those people that doesn't like to waste something once its bought.
Keeps me on track with drawing practice.

>mothers reactions to their daughters liking Rainbow Dash

>>28877018
Pinkie likes to watch.

>>28877001
this one made me laugh

>>28877106
Well it's not like I can't draw. It's just really weird. I keep thinking "Ctrl Z" or it doesn't look like I think it should.
It's just that I've had my tablet for so long, and I did pretty much everything on it.

>>28877134
Oh shit, so much THIS.

I'm getting a cheap tablet for $50 dollars, but my drawing skills are somewhat shitty.

>>28877131

>wanted to post this pic

durrrr

It's not a pony thread until we've got a diaper pony.

>>28877175
You'd be surprised how many artists you like started out shitty.
Yes even that one.

>>28877174
Get a tablet PC

Its everything I ever wanted in terms of drawing.

>>28877188
Somehow this has actually become the case

>>28877131

2/4

>>28877106

Has anyone else forgotten how to write in cursive? Not all the letters I mean, but some of the upper case ones. Just enough to fuck you up when you write.

>>28877195
Crookedtrees was born talented.

>>28877098

>>28877215
Yes

>>28877215
After middleschool I never used cursive.

>>28877215
This.

I remember all the lowercase letters but some of those upper case ones are lost to me.

>>28877170
That's because that girl is a tomboy.
Yes, I used to follow a furry comic. Kill me.

>>28877213

3/4

>>28876736

MAH NIGGA

>Have to work on birthday.
>Get into break room.
>Cake sitting in table.
>Pony cake.
>They know.
>Almost get to timeclock.
>Get interrupted by boss.
>Pink slip.

>>28877175

Hey rusty can you color this pic? please?

>>28877215
No. My writing is horrible, though. Tidy, but horrible. I would take penmanship lessons just to have a pretty handwriting.

Why did she leave MLP? Do you think season two won't be very good because of it? Cause I'm pretty sure she is the reason why the show was so enjoyable.

>>28877258
Sure, but two things first:

1)Color references? I remember that's from starcraft, but i'm not sure.

2)Do you want me to ink it, or coloring the sketch is fine?

>>28877279
The nostalgia thread was the last one

>>28877254
>pink slip

We need porn of Futa Celestia raping those little girls from the commercial.

>>28877279
Season two is getting done like Strawberry Shortcake is now.
All CGI and giggles.

>>28877279

Nope, the whole team make this shit awesome, she create the characters i think.

>>28877244

4/4

>>28877158

If serious, I'd need a show screencap, sorry.

>>28877303
>Rainbow juice

Minuscule Equine Of My Property discussion?
Tally ho, chaps.

>>28877274
I used to have great penmanship but then I got homework assignments of "write all this shit out a hundred times" that genuinely mattered to the grade and I developed methods to speed through it and my handwriting never recovered.

pictures of applebloom

I needs em!

>>28877279
... Nah

>>28877221
CT is the exception.
CT is always the exception.

>>28877196
That's what I'd like to do if I ever decide to do this professionally or end up with enough cash to burn. Right now, though, this is a hobby, and I'm already used to the tablet.

>>28877296

1) here.

2) I dont have idea.

>>28877323
That watermark isn't nearly big enough.

>>28877377
Second.

>>28877326
>asks for a pic to vector
>gives them one
>can't/won't do it

Such is life in the general.

>>28877339
Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle are the cutest things ever

>>28877398

Juice can you draw Applebloom riding your oc?

>>28877339
I only have one

>>28877339
I don't have much, but I shall dump all I have upon you.

Any one have a stream for thundercats?

>>28877445

AB thread? AB thread.

specifically one of her mane

im practicing for a humanization that i'll start up some shitty tumblr because im a colossal faggot

>>28877459
I never realized how much SadApplebloom I have....

>>28877398

>I give him an example >>28877180
>he still gives me a drawing
>I did derp the example at first, but still

>>28877420
No one likes humanized Scootaloo.

>>28877339

>>28877475

I see we're posting Applebloom.

>>28877508
Indeed we are.

Anyone have that humanized Applebloom with the erection and foreskin?

Who will Apple Bloom marry?

Anyone got that picture of Rainbowdash flying in the air with Spongebob wearing his inflatable pants?

>>28877474

>>28877551
Twist

>>28877523
Nightmare Moon/ Luna thread?

>>28877551
Big Mac

>>28877578
inb4 nyx

>>28877575
Ponies can't dance

>>28877551
me, keep your filthy hands off her

/r/ing a pic of Nyx birthing out of Luna's vagina and rebirthing straight into Celestia's vagina.

>>28877592


mmm shake dem hips

>>28877578
"Keep hitting me with that frond and you will be eating it."
The look on the one Shadowbolt just screams that.

>>28877603

>>28877196
a computer made for a tablet, or a tablet that is a computer? What did MS say he had, a tablet laptop?

>>28877425
I'll do it.

>>28877644
i live in the deep south, there's probably no law against marrying a pony

>>28877479
>using 'still' in the wrong context because you posted your example after I posted the drawing
>thinking you're retarded
>realize that you go by "The Great and Powerful Trixie"
>mfw now I KNOW you're retarded.

Fuck it, see you niggas next week
>

>>28877479
He wasn't asking you to vector the apple, he was posting it as a reaction image.

>>28877497
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I THOUGHT WE AGREED LAST NIGHT WAS THE LAST PONY THREAD BEFORE SEASON 2!

/cruise control

>>28877685

And nothing of value was lost.

>>28876778

She's cutely enthusiastic and innocent.

Awesome color scheme.

Pretty eyes.

She makes super cute faces.

Sexy voice.

>>28877640
Huh....so were the Shadowbolts illusions or actual minions.

>>28877721
Wait wha? I wasn't here for that.


>>28877728
...Seconded.

>>28877711

No, really?
He was giving me this:
>>28877158

http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/47409

welp someone's finally uploaded the kloudmutt unbirth thing to ponibooru

>>28877659
Think a regular laptop
But you can rotate your screen, and lay it flat against the keyboard and draw on it. Some are even pressure sensitive if its a good one.

>>28877728
I agree!

>>28877728
>Twilight
>innocent

This is my favorite Applebloom pic.
Ever.
As in nothing can ever top this.
Can someone vector it please?

>>28877807

I would like to stick my poenis to tiny pony vagina untill my cum come out of her ear in a non-sexual manner.

>>28877807
She'd never even had a sleepover before. That's pretty innocent.

Best pony thread is go, apparently.

I Will just leave this here.

>>28877801
>>28877750
>>28877728
Twilight thread?
Twilight thread.

>>28877807
>Read Romance Report
>Can never see Twilight in the same light
>Not sure why I'm okay with this.

You know

this MLP GBA game isn't as bad as I expected

>>28877859
Which one? I've got an emulator, might as well try it out.

>>28877859
Title or link to rom?

>>28877849
>Raridash chapter

It was unexpected, but so great.

>>28877868
http://romhustler.net/download/gba/1754

>the runaway rainbow

>>28877824

>>28877859
Is your rainbow running?
You better go catch it.

>>28877906
...Why do I feel like this isn't going to be g4?

>>28877943
O Derpy

You bubblebutt

What's going on in this thread?

>>28878020
Twilight's sexy voice
Applebloom being adorable
Derpy's Bubble butt (moar?)
and randome NMM appreciation

http://www.livestream.com/dfeintsfortress

Streaming runaway rainbow, let's see how bad it is.

Together

>>28878020
thistle get in pacce's synchtube motherfucker

i think twilights a pretty cool guy, has sonme of the coolest art

>cute lesbian ponies: too mainstream
>straight/futa rape instead


such is life in /co/ mlp threads

>>28878060

Nice work.

I tried some Acrylic colors on this one, it's like m first time doing this.

Sorry if it looks shitty!

Sweetie Belle in SPACE, now colored!

>>28878020
>>28878046
hey, one of you guys made an "end of the world" mlp greentext story with a mlp movie being made in CGI and stuff
can you please post it or link to it?

>>28878082

>10 straight months of lesbians
>I still love them

>>28878043
twilight voice has nothing on the grace of fluttershy

>>28878113
I never thought I'd get bored of lesbian ponies.

And y'know? I was right.

>>28878112
give me a sec, guy
i've got it all saved

>>28878092

Haha i love it, thank you man.

>>28878046
fucking dial-up aggravates the hell out of me sometimes

>>28878137

Oh shit.

>>28878060
Hi Rarity...

>>28878142

Indeed I shall.

to the person that said in last nights general that season 2 was starting today: fuck you for getting my hopes up

>/co/'s collective face when 15 years from now there is a MLP FiM movie in the style of The Smurfs/Alvin and the Chipmunks that features a "Brony" as the male human lead.

>Brought to you by Dreamworks Studios and Twentieth Century Fox...
>This Summer, get ready, because this movie will make you... A little hoarse!
>CGI Applejack yells "Yeehaw!" and shitty licensed pop rock music starts playing
>Various scenes of the ponies messing up human stuff and the chubby male lead looking exasperated while toilet paper flies across his face or something
>Dash makes a terrible pun
>Music stops
>She looks straight at the camera for 2 seconds and then says "...What? It's 20% cooler!" While making the dreamworks face
>But can these ponies... Help their friend find true love?
>Cue generic blonde actress as female love interest, way out of male lead's league
>Trailer ends with ponies running through new york or whatever big city the movie is set in

>bronies go nuts and claim it as the greatest event since Past Sins got adapted into show canon
>/co/ collectively commits suicide immediately

>Starring Seth Rogen as "Lucas Allan", the brony male lead, Michael Cera as his sweet, nerdy best friend
>Directed by Zack Snyder, written by Adam Sandler, produced by Michael Bay
>Musical score by Randy Newman
>Also starring such famous names as Kevin James, Shia LeBouef, Hank Azaria, Elizabeth Hurley, Anne Hathaway, America Ferrera and Oscar Award-winning actress Julia Roberts!

>>28878142

Oh I'm checking 'em out alright...

>>28878060
Nice doodle

This finished or a WIP?

>>28878142
I'd check out her legs, if you know what I mean

>>28878173

>Celestia turns into a beautiful, blonde-haired supermodel human for the duration of the movie and acts as a "spiritual mentor" for all the major characters, while Luna is her funny, peppy manic pixie dream girl sidekick
>The main cast have none of their original voices or anything even resembling them
>Celestia is voiced by Morgan Freeman, incongruously, Luna is basically Ellen Page
>The theme song is sung by the cast of Glee
>supported by a group of spunky young rappers of all kinds, who regularly make cameos in the movie to promote the advertiser's merchandise
>there is a musical number over the end credits in which the humans dance with the CGI ponies
>Mixed with outtakes from "hilarious" scenes and a deleted scene with the ponies engaging in discussions over the colts they like
>every non-human character in the movie is an OC created by the screenwriters
>Nyx replaces the Cutie Mark Crusaders as the film's star filly (voiced by Chloe Moretz), and meets and befriends a pair of human children (played by Dakota Fanning and Zachary Gordon)

>The movie is in false 3D, with no 2D option

>>28878147
Glad to help, bro!

>>28878173

>>28878173
>>28878196
Again?

>>28878046
What, where?
>>28878173
>>28878196
Terse! No! Not again!

>>28878233
Hey, that anon asked. I just deliver the goods!

>>28878244
http://www.synchtube.com/r/ManyMustaches
In there, and yes, every time until people stop wanting it or you all love it.

>>28878173
Oh yeah, I remember you mentioning this when I was whoring out my terrible fanfiction.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB5HUfPI1U8

>As Seen On: /co/ - Comics & Cartoons

>>28878260
thanks <3 it hurt to read but it was funny

>>28878266
>whoring out
didn't seem like whoring out to me
seemed more like you were asked legitimate questions and responded the same way any other talented writefag would

>>28878260
Noooo!

How would one go about to fuck a pony? I have no experience in pony sex so I must ask you for advice.

>>28878060
But she's always

Goddamnit

>>28878173

>bronies go nuts and claim it as the greatest event since Past Sins got adapted into show canon

>>28878268
>FREE FILLY
>(no zebras)

Oh God, my sides!

>>28878294
Oh.

Well, I self-deprecate a lot. It helps me pretend I have a thick skin.

In any case, I've written two chapters of a new fanfic. It's my first attempt at "dark"/"grimdark"/"Idon'treallyknowhowtolabelmystories."

>>28878173
oh lord

>>28878334
I don't see what's so great about them

But they're a nice shade of blue

sad Derpy thread

>>28878288
You're welcome, anon! Happy to help!

>>28878381
Sounds interesting to me, and don't worry, every good artist seems to do the same!
Link the new two chapters? Or are they not uploaded yet?

>>28878337
I think you need to grab a piece of rainbow and then blend it with a touch of wishes and tears.

>>28878421

Maybe it's the color contrast with the tail, I dunno.

>>28878196
I'd rather see a live action version of Cupcakes

>>28878044
Streamer here. Just got to chapter 2, maybe there are bad guys now?

>>28878440
Got them right here on Googledocs.

"The Book of Friendship"

Chapter 1: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1EJ8wXKdXBCRuwIy7UQBIw3IjP7dA-pznknPXGo-3hzs/edit?hl=en

Chapter 2: https://docs.google.com/document/d/17--zyukMRAjmTutI_bfXoCrjNXMWVn1kFJ7ipPmRGxk/edit?hl=en_US

>>28878502
Will check them out as soon as I have time, thanks!

>>28878479
In those types of games, I doubt there will be one boss. Remember, girls don't fight!

HIJACKING A PONY THREAD WITH FUTA

Hey bronies...feels weird using that word haha. But I'm one of you now, I just started watching the show the other day and I'm in love!

Just one question though, is the white one supposed to be narcissistic?

>>28878550
Yeah. She's basically the stereotypical stuck-up fashion-obsessed "girly-girl."

She gets more likable, though.

>>28878421
a very nice shade of blue. Long, thin, athletic, blue legs.

>>28878550
You mean Rarity? Yes, she's very, VERY narcissistic.
What episode are you one?

>>28878550
Think of a would-be cultured girl in a small town. Combined with her fashion career and it gives her a bit of a high nose.

Opinion of mine at least

>>28878550
She's so self absorbed she'd marry herself if she had the chance.

>>28878548
As much as I love futa, you're about 10 months too late to start hijacking and hoping to be successful now

>>28878550

Whoa dude don't call us bronies, and are you talking about Rarity? Because she's generous as fuck.

I would bite Dash's leg, right above the hoof

>>28878548
>HIJACKING A PONY THREAD
>WITH FUTA
then there's no hijacking

>>28878605

>>28878550
she seems like it, but she's the element of generosity and it shows later
plus, she gets one of the best songs in the season, and 2 of the best episodes

>>28878548
Keep 'em coming.

>>28878548
Son, we've hijacked ourselves with futa...
Oddly enough rarity is mentioned shortly after too.

Hmm...

>>28878548
post some better futa than that
there's a futa thread on /g/ that has better shit than this`

>>28878113
>getting tired of lesbians

Impossible.

>>28878531
Thank you. Be sure to tell me what you think.

>>28878670
Oh but it is.

>>28878605
I'm sure Dash would love it too.

>>28878583
Ep 20 my good bro...um, pony bro...or whatever.
Almost done I guess. Season two almost here though is that right?

Oh my God I finally did something original.
I think I'm spoiling myself on requests; this had been sitting on my hard drive for some days now.
And apparently coffee helps me focus better on my drawings. Who knew?

>>28878688
Fucking summerfags ruining my perfect /u/ paradise.

Counter-highjacking pony thread with humanized pony futa.


Big Adventure, Tons of Fun
Humanized Futa Orgy
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1X7ze6QqIlJtu7MH3q79blMEx1UWuZ9_Kj9kIBdR0cDI/edit?hl=en_US
http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=295

Luna’s Happy Party
humanized futa Celestia x Luna
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1VmtcK0K1rDg2bmvnFbxn5DrouB_C4203H8qAeOXES6M/edit?hl=en
http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=286

Twilight’s Big Surprise
humanized futa Celestia x Luna x Twilight
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nkx1nfgqw8xOMQCsnD68vVjGV11neyQa56yaQLZwlxg/edit?hl=en
http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=243

>>28878688
Not

>>28878550
5/10... "the white one"? ...cmon people.

>>28878421
This picture made me realize that I fucking hate rainbowdash's character design

>>28878707
for a second i thought her cutie mark was actually a splatter from her shitting herself
what the fuck

>>28878688
Is there an option to not say stupid socially awkward line.

>>28878707
D'aw!!!

>>28878177
finished
was planned like that

>>28878732
That post made me realize that I fucking hate you.

>>28878688
Impossible? Yes, it is impossible. Glad you agree.

>>28878550
Hahaha.

People will fall for this shit every time.

>>28878688
eh, better than bestiality
cuter than straight shipping

>>28878742
it's a dating sim, so no.

>>28878173
and the worst part?
you're absolutely right

FUCK YOU PONYFAGS HERE'S SOME ARMOR

>>28878716
It's funny, I leave /d/ to watch cartoons but /d/ keeps following me.

>>28878735
When Luna's cutie mark starts to look like poop stains, you may have hung around pony general too long.

>>28878710
who drew that?

>>28878688
All of them are lesbians. Except when they're in heat, when they stop caring.
That's when I'll strike

>>28878762
I get the impression that there's a joke flying over my head.

Care to explain?

>>28878707

I like it! ANOTHER!

>>28878815
i like armor
is that dark souls?

>mfw there will never be a NCR pony

>>28878479
>>28878479
How long did you keep that caterpillar in the air? I got 32.

>>28878762

and the worst part is they did a shit job of describing Rarity. shame on all of you.

>>28878852

>>28878815
AND HERE'S A PONY IN ARMOR

>>28878688

Would you like to know more? Yes.

>>28878831
If i had to explain the joke it wouldn't be a joke.

>>28877849
...Romance Report?
Oh for fucks sake.
Please don't tell me there's another fucking fanfic on this show.
Cupcakes was bad enough.

>>28878707
Coffee is my wonder drug

>>28878852
what is NCR?

>>28878464
maybe

>>28878821
Some guy on ponychan's artboard.

>>28878880
I hate to break the news to you, but there are a lot of fanfics. A lot.

>>28878852
>new california republic
>their symbol is a two-headed bear
>bearpony hybrid

I need to buy a new tube of toothpaste. What is the particular kind of colgate I should get to get it like her mane?

>>28878880
>another fucking fanfic

Uhhhhhhh there are TONS of fanfics...

>>28878890
Neat Chrome Rigging

>>28878836
I don't have anything really new though. I could repost some older things if you haven't seen 'em. Or you could find 'em in my Fimchan thread.
Or I could work on some older sketches and post them later.

>>28878902
So would it be a two-headed pony?

>>28878900
>>28878909

GOD DAMMIT.

>>28878890
Binomial coefficients.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binomial_coefficient

>>28878880
>thinks Cupcakes is the only fanfiction of this show

I don't know wether I should envy you or not

For the guy who said Runaway Rainbow wasn't bad.

You are a liar, and if you were trolling me into wasting 20 minutes of my life, good job.

>>28878890

Nagger Can't Research

>>28878880
You're new here aren't you?

REMEMBER

>>28878924
Cupcakes, Romance Report, Sweet Apple Massacre, Feedback, Past Sins, On a Cross and an Arrow, The Sun is Tired, The Carousel Boutique Renovation Project, CMC Chimaera

These are all just off the top of my head.

>>28878876
Did anyone ever do fanart of Rarity in her armor?

>>28878943

>>28878920

Rusty color this >>28878092

>>28878975
this?

How can you hate the character design of the most gorgeous pony ever

>>28878965
>>28878965
>>28878965
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
!!!

>>28879001
That is in fact fucking awesome, but I was thinking of Rarity's deerish armor from Dangerous Business.

>fanfiction

I know.

>>28878888
Got that right bro.

>>28878990
That's actually pretty dang good for a first go....
I really need to learn to do something other than solid colors at some point.

>>28878924
Look at all these pornographic fanfictions.

And weep.

http://clopfic.heroku.com/

>>28878943
It's not my fault you don't like it. I'm not excited about the game, but it's not as bad as I expected.

>>28878965
>Gideon
ehhhhhhhh

>>28879017
some people just don't have taste

>>28879022
>In her voice
>So much d-aww!!

>>28878965
Oh wow, there are other people who like this show and some of them like things I don't. wow.

>>28878965
>mfw

>>28879034
Yes. Weep. That's one word for it.

>>28879035
Ok, but what do you like about the game? I concede opinions and whatever, but I made it 3 chapters in with nothing but fetch quests and silly midi games.

Is there ever any actual gameplay? What do you like about it?

>>28879027
>forgetting my name
How can I have drunk coffee and yet still act so tired?

>>28879066
AHA

>>28879017

>Implying i hate ponies

Ok i hate twist and snails...

>>28879072
You will weep thick, gooey stress relieving tears.

>>28879074
I liked the caterpillar game, and the story's a little simple, but I won't have to put in say, ten hours of grinding to beat some boss to continue with it.

I mostly play games for the story.

So this is a nice change of pace.

>>28879093
It's the same for me, brah.
Six cups a day and I still fade out at 10pm

>>28879095
His stuff wouldn't nearly as terrible (still terribly bad but still) if it weren't for his tubedicks.

hey you bros. Ask applebloom some shit. I wanna try something

>>28879095
Stop it right now.

>>28879034
You people are sick.

anyone want a build?

I swear I've written >2000 lines of code in the past few days

>>28879114
and apples
I agree

>>28879148
Hey Applebloom, I heard your brother gets around alot.

What do you think of that?

>>28879066
get off that high horse son

>>28879150
Damn straight I am.

>>28879034
> listing of X-rated MLP fanfiction

WEEEELLLLPPPP

>>28878968
The Conversion Bureau, Fallout Equestria, Progress, Of Mares and Magic, Antipodes...

Shall I continue?

>>28879187
You ARE new here.

>>28879150
You people?

>>28878707

OH MY SWEET BABY JESUS THAT IS THE CUTEST THING I'VE SEEN SINCE THE LAST PICTURE YOU DID!

>>28879155
>>28879155
It's not going to be resource-intensive, is it?

>>28879173
oh god big Mac?

Fuck, who's got reference pictures?

>>28879034
HAHA! WOW!

>>28878924
>>28878924
Here's a few, anon.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Xfxwf9B0u0UBOkhSvKusa6vEfPDYpU6OM2JWf2RElYs/edit?hl=en_US&pl
i=1

>>28879148
Are you a boy or a girl?

>>28879150
Take 2 ponies and call me in the morning

>>28879205
I don't care.

>>28879131
fair enough, continue onward then.

Now, are there any MLP games out there that are maybe like JRPGs?

I would mind random encounters with ponies.

>>28879169

Oh i love this one.

>>28879187
I used to be upset over it all too, but then I fapped.

And then I didn't give a fuck.

>>28879148
How'd you get so dang cute?

>>28879169
These are all so cute!

>>28879223
I'm getting a pretty constant 60FPS on this shittacular 8600M GT (w/2.2GHz duo) and that's with all of the debug stuff enabled, so you should be fine

>>28879235
WHO THE FUCK WRITES THESE.

HONESTLY.

WHO SITS DOWN AT THEIR COMPUTER AND SAYS:

"I'm going to write a porno involving cartoon horses. AND IT SHALL BE LEGENDARY."

>>28879266
>implying I am upset about someone making MLP Porn

>>28879275
RagingSemi does, anon. RagingSemi does.

>>28879275
Me. I do. Those are all my stories.

>>28879034
>Search Pony Joe
>No Results

But why, Anon?

>>28879275
The purer something is the more satisfying it is to corrupt it. It's the basic nature of all things.

>>28879275
Awk-waaard.

>>28879275
people on the internet.

IN THE YEAR 2011 MY LEGEND WAS BEGINING

>>28879300
Why.
Why would you pollute an innocent show like this?
...You got paid, didn't you?

>>28879148

Where are your parents?

>>28879301
Because he's clearly too fat and beta to ever be loved.

>>28879275
>RagingSemi
>Legendary

>>28878968
Romance Reports is really good though, I don't know anyone who has read it and thinks it's out of character

>>28879339
>standard mammalian reproduction

It's canon, man. There's no corruption. The ponies are already fucking.

>>28879286

Actually you are...

>>28879348
There is all the screwing....

>>28879359
eeehhh no i'm not

>>28879339
NOPE, HE DOES THEM FROM THE KINDNESS OF HIS HEART.

THEY'RE REQUESTS TOO, FROM PEOPLE IN THE FANDOM.

>>28879275
so dramatic

>>28879356
inb4 mito disagrees

>>28879301
Nobody is worthy of Pony Joe.
Pony Joe is beyond such things.

>>28879339
I think it's done for the lulz.

feel bad about asking but,
What the fuck is a Nyx?

>>28879342

Using cutie mark chronicles as reference i will say they are dead.

>>28879390
old news

>>28879356
HOOHOOO BOY HERE WE GO!!

>>28879348
It really is, it's one of the few fapfics that not only do I look forward to new chapters of, but don't care at all if there's no sex in them.

>>28879342
>that picture
WELP

>>28879390

It's a type of griffon food.

>>28879342
>MAMA
>APPLEJACK

>>28879390
see'
>>28876800
That punching bag on the left side

>>28879286
You seem pretty assdamaged from porn, bro.

I bet if you were to request some fresh rule34 or two you would lighten up.

>>28879390
Some kind of candy bar I think.
Nothing really worth noting.

>>28879342
I read SB's fic


It was surprisingly cute for an incest fic

>image limit approaching

Someone make a new thread

...

>>28879390

Ah, some OC then.

>>28879456
Niggers

thread died?

>>28879415

dealwithit.jpg

>>28879516
>>28879516
>>28879516
>>28879516
>>28879516
>>28879516
>>28879516
>>28879516
>>28879516
>>28879516
>>28879516

>>28879510
Naw...it's just sleeping

>>28879510
Clear.
>bzzzzzt!
Anything yet?

>>28879415
>Incest AJ: too mainstream, let's not talk about it
>Lesbian Dash: too mainstream, let's make her straight

we're hipsters

>>28879155
we could do some testing or whatever
post it

>>28879095
DJ is my favorite pony but I never thought, I guess 63 ain't so bad
>>28879138
yes second on the tubedick

>>28879267
I done this. Its not great drawing, not as good asual, but my fucking scanner is a cock