>>28833354
Dragons live in the charred ruins of what was once East Asia

>>28833354

Well, there's the one in Everfree. I think they just live in caves wherever they want.

Guys I need pictures!
Pictures of angry or annoyed ponies!

They seem kind of independent. Doubt there's a dragon country.

Ofc if there were, one could make plenty of Fear and Loathing jokes about it.

>ponies 24/7

fuck you

>>28833406
Mad?

Who would win in a fight between Twilight Sparkle and fifty bad dragons?

My money's on Twilight.

Suddenly Sweetie rushed in the room, mouth full of dirt, stupid smile on her face. She sat down and watched Rarity making new dress. Then she pooped hereslf.

DON'T FUCKING LIE TO ME -- u jelly.

>>28833400
grumpy bedhead ponies?

>>28833422
Twilight Sparkle
The strongest and probably the most knowledgeable about magic. Also she could have read some books about fighting and knows a thing or two. Her biggest weakness is without a doubt the apparently weak control over some spells and being easily affected by stress even forgetting about spells. If cornered she could probably enter in overdrive mode but loss of control is a very big problem and if not snapped out of it would probably end after she is completely exhausted leaving her vulnerable
Dragons win

>>28833432
dat fluttershy

also this weed I found turned out not to be oregano, but just really old, so thats slightly better

>>28833422
It depends. Do they just descend on ponyville out of the blue? If so, I give her a coin toss.

Otherwise those dragons are fucked.

>Topic: Are dragons scattered about all of Equestria or do they have their own country where they originate?

Okay, moron, Equestria is a COUNTRY. NOT THE PLANET. IT'S A FUCKING COUNTRY

>scattered about all of Equestria
OF COURSE NOT YOU SIMPLETON. A *SINGLE* DRAGON IN EQUESTRIA (which is a country, btw) WAS A BIG FUCKING DEAL.

Did you even watch Dragonshy. Honestly.

Hasbro.
I am proud.

>>28833470
where's her whore makeup?

>>28833402
That depends on if Dragons have the same Caste system as Ponies (Earth, Pegusi, Unicorn, Alicorn).

Because Alicorn Caste Dragon would be Final Fantasy Bahmut-type, and so is the Dragon King. And would probably be at the top half of some mountain somewhere, ala Night On Bald Mountain style.
You don't climb that mountain if you don't want your towns and cities MegaFlare'd.

>>28833475
beat me to it

>>28833470

>not molded plastic hair

pass.

>>28833432
I told myself I wouldn't buy the toys, but, I may have to go out and get this.

>>28833324
>that part where they turn into humans and fuck, also "humans anywhere near equastria"
thats heretical shit bro
>recreating universe
extremely cliched

>>28833481

>>28833432
They wouldn't even make new models for two of the main characters?

>>28833446

I want that mug.

>>28833475
She didn't wear it for the entire episode.
Besides, if it had that, it'd look more like a Chinese knockoff than a legit MLP toy.

Maybe they have some kind dragon emperor, but I doubt there is any nation for dragons since they all seem to be hermits.

>>28833475

you have to apply it yourself

>>28833446
Got a link to that blog?

>>28833400

>>28833521
I hate having to apply myself
That's why I'm a jobless virgin

>>28833488
actually, why this excuse for a fic sparked the discussion about existentialism couple of generals ago?

>>28833552
what does it feel like to have friends

>>28833400
Angry ponies eh?

>>28833566
I wish I knew

dragons eh?

>>28833564

because people are stupid

>>28833400

>>28833400

>>28833566

its nothing special

So I've been trying to understand this phenomenon for the past few days.

...I'm still pretty confused.

>>28833564
My current theory is that prolonged exposure to fanfiction can result in permanent brain damage.

>>28833566
rubbish, they're always calling you and asking you for favours

>>28833625

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqgsXkmQ6ZI

>>28833636
but
but
that's not what ponies told me

why the fuck didnt this take off like derpy

>>28833636
Well then... those are not friends mate.

>>28833590
As much i hate to, i need to agree
>bawwww i am gonna cry, because a magical dragon and his magical pony waifu >why i am spoilering this shit have lived for enormous amount on time and universe broke :(

>>28833566
Ya, blew it, Dash.

>>28833697
a supervillain is born

>>28833683
The greatest lesson of friendship is that no matter what true friendship last forever...

To bad none of us will ever know that feeling
To bad that that's not true as even memories fade with the passing of time

>>28833530
http://askdjp0n3.tumblr.com/

>>28833707

>Twilight: I can't stop falling down these cliffs
>Apple: I told you about those cliffs, I warned you dog!
>Twilight: It keeps happening

>>28833715

all the horse puns are cringe worthy

too reminiscent of furrydom

>>28833707
>Applejack's eyes.
>pony games.

>>28833707
AJ was working for NMM all along.

>>28833747
Nearly everything the fans do these days makes me cringe.

The puns.
The constant overuse of increasingly hackneyed catchphrases.
Derpy as a substitute for a punchline in comics.
>fanfiction

>>28833768
oh god lol

>>28833768
Oh god, I laughed way harder than I should have.

>>28833766
I don't think those games really work with three ponies, twi

I don't understand how some people think their OCs look good
http://troybulton.deviantart.com/art/Johnny-With-Rainbow-Dash-211780664

...what?

Does anyone know if Hasbro has a page where they have their collected clip art/stock art to download? I like the way some of the alt art like for Applejack here is drawn.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdZa2phzWe8
WHY DO THEY HAVE SEMEN IF THEY'RE GIRLS
TELL ME, /co/

>>28833851
I've gotta ask, where are these coming from?

>>28833757
I like where this is going.

>>28833847
oh come on, really? That shade of green?

>>28833802
>Make objective of games really hard to collect
>wonder why nobody plays the game

typical twilight

>>28833860
discussion was about the bad male/female ratio in equastria, someone took topic that ponies magically change ova into sperm

>>28833863
a game on the hub site

You betrayed me! You're no good...you're just a chicken!

>>28833902

fuck you! rarity!

>>28833902
SLUT

>>28833902

But Rarity, if you eat too much candy you might get a stomach ache.

>>28833902
wow what life lesson does this one supposed to teach?

>>28833902
what a thief
somebody made those, rarity. It might even have been pinkie. You bitch.

>>28833766

Holy shit, in addition to.. the obvious...

Look at Twilight's horn! it's fucking engorged!

Maybe all that studying with no play has given her blue horn

>>28833912
>>28833913
>>28833933

>>28833936

Who the fuck is making these horrible comics?

>>28833941
the word you're looking for is amazing

>>28833848
Wolf!
How's that second Trixie's Minions fic going, if you're not sick of the question?

So any word on that indie fighting game that's being developed?

>>28833941

these comics are awesome. dont be a faggot

>>28833941

newfag detected

These are from the hub game

This shit be official yo

pony should run for office in local government

>>28833981

>calling goretastic a newfag

you must be a newfag

>>28833981
they're canon
we must make theories about them and make up backstories for any background characters

>>28833956
http://www.mane6.com/

>>28833872
>This.. is..AWESOME!
>You my Friend, is now, 20% Cooler!! :D
>you did a nice job with Johnny's Design.. :D

>>28833981

>hub game

Well that makes sense, considering they fucked up how they act. Twilight's friends excluding her from a game? Rarity stealing? That's totally retarded.

>>28833925

Stop thinking about Applejack's head leaning against your thigh, asleep, the soft exhale of breath from her snoring blowing across your balls and penis, a thin trail of saliva leading from your balls to her mouth

>>28833953
A little better. I've got the entire part with AJ and Trixie's encounter done. I just need to write up how exactly AJ gets kidnapped.

Do we have a good screenshot of Trixie's plot?

>>28834030

Other than her running away at the end of the episode, I don't think there is one.

>>28834030

Go away seth

>>28834042
That's what I was worried about.

bronies have more friends on facebook than others

discuss

>>28834042

I have a good one, but I wont post it

>>28834056

>>28833936

>>28834056
>facebook friends

Yeah...
I don't use facebook

>>28834030
I think the only time she had her back to the camera was when she ran away.
Have some Madmax art instead.

>>28834056
what is a faecbook

>>28834026
Cain't hear ya. I'm asleep.

>>28834056

>caring about facebook friends

>>28834056

>there is a 40% chance that a Brony would ser either a Pony or a popular Meme as his/her profile image

fucking flamboyant autist shitheads

>>28834073

Your episodefu is weak Pacce

>>28834056
>facebook

>>28834107

fluffy, I have a request

>>28834101

and another one

It must suck being Trixie. To know that the one thing you are good at -- your entire reason for being -- is prestidigitations. In a world without real magic this would be spectacular, but in a world where magic can manipulate the very fabric of the universe her entire talent is shit-tier illusions.

>>28834076

....

Welp, I'm convinced.

>>28834026
that would uncomfortable as shit

>too lazy to find trip

Are there any drawfags lurking that would be willing to do a slightly more in-depth request or exchange for a fic? I have a story ready for submission but it desperately needs some original art, and the only thing I have to offer in return are my writing skills...

Or pictures of cute ponies.

Anyone?

>>28834027
Glad to hear you got past that roadblock earlier then. Thanks for the update.

>>28834023
nah, heres the actual reason for getting all dose sweets

>>28834178
Throw your request out there

>>28834136
Feeling like shit today, so no promises.
What's on your mind?

>>28834193
For one brief, terrible moment I thought it was going to be a shadow the hedgehog-tier rainbow dash clone.

don't scare me like that.

>>28834193
Awww yeah. More Shadowbolt Dash.

>>28834184
fatty belle

>>28834196

Take your guard pony model... and make an evil version

go nuts with your imagination.. draw what you think a guard in the service of NMM would be

Think of them as a guard version of the shadowbolts eh?

>>28834193
this is pretty neat

>>28834215
Evil twins?

>>28834187

Suddenly her life got a whole lot more interesting.

>>28834195
Just any scene from the story. I'll link below, but for those who don't feel like/haven't read it;

The premise is that Luna's time on the moon drove her crazy, and as a result is struggling to find a way to kill herself to stop her pain and hallucinations.

Something like;
- Luna looking crazy and isolated on the moon
- Luna screaming while covered in glowing spiders
- Luna in the corner of a white stone-walled room, clutching her blooding hoof with a pool of blood on the floor
-Luna just looking crazy in general

There's a surprisingly small amount of 'crazy luna' out there. It's hard to articulate exactly what any of these look like ideally without having read the narrative, but maybe someone will get what I'm going for...

Willing to write whatever / grovel mindlessly for days in return.

>>28834215
I really don't want to make a new model right now...
Would a sketch be fine?

>>28834244

Anything you do would be splendid

>>28834240
But NMM was imprisoned IN the moon...

>>28834240
>i'll link below
my face when i forgot the link;

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1otLptD1bfPRoL2L_M85GzBMf6g96rqSjpj89VOcK85w/edit?hl=en_GB&pl
i=1

>>28834240
I might have an idea for a little model picture like usual.
Let me do this guard sketch first.

>>28834263
But NNM was transformed into a part of the moon...

>>28834263
It's a stylistic license; tell that to the ten million artists who have drawn pictures of Luna /on/ the moon.

In my head it didn't make sense for her to stew in rage for a thousand years, so eventually the Nightmare Essence depleted enough to return her to her normal state of mind, whereupon half a millenium of solitude drove her insane.

And then I said; that's no pony! THAT'S MY WIFE!

What if NMM was a grill?

>>28834297

>Lunacy

Puns, puns everywhere.

I do enjoy using puns for titles.

>>28834297
Yeah yeah yeah I know.
It just an observation.
I don't really care. We don't really know what happened as NMM seamed to be conscious during the whole time.
Any why till the show shows us what really happened anything is possible

P.S.
This is the sixth time she wrote the same entries... Her memory isn't what it was....

>>28834321
Then she'd be barbecuecue-ing on the moon.

>>28834297
Maybe I'm dumb or something, but I really did not understand the Luna fic's ending.

How was I supposed to interpret it?

>>28834324
It is and it isn't; I mean, the whole root of the word is a bout of insanity brought on by the cycle of the moon. It's just an extrapolation; I think it works well as a title, anyway.

>NMM in moon
Again, stylistic decision for the sake of the narrative. I think it makes about as much sense to put someone on the moon as in it; if the premise isn't solid, then I guess I won't be soliciting pieces from people who disagree with it on that level, but I think it's the tiniest leap of logic/fanon consideration at best, and frankly I'm surprised it tripped so many people up.

>>28834337
if she was a grill she'd be BBQ-ing everywhere all the time

>>28834355

I know what you mean, the title for my current fic is a play on words in more than one way, although it's a little predictable.

>>28834353
You're the second person to voice that concern; while I thought it was fairly straightforward, I might have to elaborate more;

The whole idea that Luna can't kill herself through conventional means leads her to researching the death of alicorns previous; the one account she finds describes an alicorn king being burned to death by the magical force of a hundred unicorns. Obviously she has no access to a brigade of spellcasters, and even if she did, she doesn't want to alarm anyone until the deed is done.

So, she sets up a mirror chamber, and channels the spell herself, using the infinite refractions to multiply the force of the magic and dissolve herself entirely. It might seem vague because I tried to make it more peaceful than the rest of the story, which was pretty grim and visceral.

Also, >inb4 mirrors don't work that way.

>>28834391
I haven''t read the fic but... this just sounds terrible.

>>28834187
From Twilight's in-universe perspective, it's just Pinkie talking nonsense.

Unless fourth-wall mentions subconsciously break her mind or something, she shouldn't see this as very unusual.

>>28834404

it's a bit contrived

>>28834404
Well, everyone else has said they liked it, and for once I'm actually happy with something I wrote. Sorry you don't like the idea? I'm not trying to solicit critique on the themes, as it's essentially done, I was just wondering if someone could spare some talent and time into making a piece of art for it.

Your review is noted and I apologize for offending your sensibilities with my awkward premise.

>>28833432
Row 1: Gardenia Glade, Fluttershy, Twilight Sparkle, Peachy Pie
Row 2: Sweetsong, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Coconut Cream
Row 3: Skywishes, Rarity, Applejack, Beachberry

>>28834425
I can art! What do you want me to squirt my art juices onto?

>>28834391
I see. Thank you.

Wasn't really my cup of tea. Then again, it was your fic so I'll just shut up.

>>28834416

Dat plot.

>>28834391
Could be magic mirrors!

>>28834441
> I adore painting my nails.

Uhh...equines have no nails.

I was wondering fellow /co/mrades, since Twilight's cutie mark shows that her special talent in magic, what does Trixie's mean? She seems to have an affinity in magic, but what does a crescent moon along with a wand in her cutie mark mean?

>>28834442
see
>>28834240

I'm scared

>>28834467
performance magic

>>28834467
>what does Trixie's mean
We don't know. Some say it's illusion magic.

>>28834466
The hoof is one big toenail more or less.

>>28834391
"So, she sets up a mirror chamber, and channels the spell herself, using the infinite refractions to multiply the force of the magic and dissolve herself entirely. It might seem vague because I tried to make it more peaceful than the rest of the story, which was pretty grim and visceral.

Also, >inb4 mirrors don't work that way."

Actually, was gonna say MAGIC doesn't work that way. Not that any of us really have any say in how magic works, but ffs if this is the case why doesn't ever wizard carry around a mirror

>>28834467
Well the moon is often associated with lunacy, so clearly Trixie has some mental instabilities.

>>28834467
given that real magic doesn't actually require wands we can assume they're used in the same way they are here - just as a prop for tricksters. The moon represents darkness - something to hide her actions with.

Basically she's a trickster and illusionist and can't do anything actually useful

>>28834467

It's not a moon. It's just sparkles or glitter from the wand being waved, symbolizing her flashiness.

I require sleeping ponies

>>28834425
>everyone else has said they liked it
Isn't it well established at this point that there's a significant proportion (not all mind you) of fanfic readers who will lap up any crap, simply because it has ponies in?

>>28834510
Once again this makes me ask: Does the cutie mark determine the pony, or does the pony determine the cutie mark?

>>28834187

Does anyone have that video that questions if it was Derpy who said "muffins"?

>>28834497
It might be parlor tricks, which would suck as a special talent.

Trixie's cutie mark isn't a moon. It's a magical trail.

>>28834476
I'm on it.

>>28834506
>arguing the logistics of magic
It's not like refraction = amplification. It's like friction, or compressing a lot of energy into a very small area - eventually the spell would fracture into so many pieces that they'd begin to collide with each other, creating some kind of fission mimicry.

Again, can't believe I'm justifying the 'science' behind magic though.

>>28834467
It's not a moon, it's just some magical glitterdust or something, representing the insubstantial nature of her magic.
Or it's just there to make the wand look prettier.

it's a magic handkerchief

>>28834544
Both. The pony's special talent is what the mark represents, but there's clearly some predestination involved given how appropriate many names are

>>28834544

The talent determines the cutie mark.

> Captcha: orifices faces

>>28834540
Yeah, but usually I'm the first person to say everything I write is complete shit. I take every piece of positive feedback with a grain of salt, and instead of handing it off to random people to tell me they like it, I usually request that people who are talented writers take a look at it and give me constructive critique.

That said, it's possible it's complete shit and I'm delusional, but the other stories I've submitted have done quite well, and I'm much happier with this one than either of them.

>>28834557
<3

>>28834580

>orifice faces

What's the name of that one comic book hero/villain with all the holes on his white body? This reminds me of that picture of Spiderman punching him, only having his fist come back and hit him in the face.

>>28834559
It's just a bunch of mumbo-jumbo.

>>28834587
Since when have there been talented writers doing MLP fanfiction?

>>28834615

Inb4 Jetfire.

>>28834580
>orifices faces
Capatcha has summoned Faceless to write about orifices

we are doomed

>CAPTCHA: graduare durans

Don't mind me, just posting what I found.

;_;

>why are there so many good Celestia baww comics?

>>28834559
So it's not increasing the total amount of energy, it's just focusing it entirely on herself?

>>28834615
>opinions

>>28834632
What the fuck is that guy doing

>>28834580
>orifices faces
We should play "your captcha is now the name of a pony" sometime.

>reflects terste

When I searched for this image Trixie was the second result

>>28834580
> The talent determines the cutie mark.

Which is also the case of...

Oh dear...

>>28834587
> I usually request that people who are talented writers take a look at it and give me constructive critique.

Ugh...you probably didn't mean it like this, but I interpret this as you responding to literary criticism with "Oh, yeah? Well, where's YOUR four star fanfic?!"

>>28834626
>Implying Celesia wouldn't simply resurrect him.

>>28834634
Even if that was the case, I woudn't call it "refraction". On the other hand, there is nothing in the show that has established that unicorn or pegasus unicorn magic propagate itself in the same manner as light.

On the other hand.. MAGIC. Don't have to explain shit.

>>28834634
Something like that? It's just basically using the magic's collision with itself to create additional residual energy that compounds on itself infinitely because it has nowhere to go.

>Anyone who doesn't think this story is complete garbage before reading it
Hell, even if you do, if someone's willing to do art for it, I'm fine with that too. Just let me know and I'll repay you for it however I'm able. Lurking for a few more hours still.

>>28834649
I assumed "talented" means "wrote something popular on EqD".

>>28834649
Wait, what? No. I think I'm probably bottom tier of everything. I just like feedback from people who's writing I enjoy and appreciate on a technical level. I also love hearing from people who haven't written shit; everyone's opinion is valid, and anything that helps me write a better story is welcome.

>>28834669
I won't say it.

>>28834626

i didnt like the comic when i saw it yesterday

Are we talking about Luna?

>>28834657

idunnolol

>>28834626

>devide

THIS RUINS THE BAWWW

>>28834681

well i haven't even read your fic, i just like to hate things

i would take both praise and criticism with a grain of salt.

>>28834649

EqD stars don't mean jack shit.

>>28834685
...goddamnit

>>28834685
>mfw that's reposted
I really didn't want to start talking about writing or the story I wrote on anything more than a superficial level; if anyone is willing to do some art, let me know, otherwise, let's talk about something else.

>>28834700

I HAVEN'T EVEN NOTICED

I don't fap to Luna because she has no personality.

>>28834716
Gotta have that personality.

>>28834700

its a combination of things that make that comic so terrible.

the bad writing, the ooc, its pretty fucking stupid.

also what kills the guard pony? carnage?

>>28834716
I don't fap to Luna because she's a fucking horse.

>>28834649
LOL. Did you see that thread on FiMchan when ponychan was down?

>>28834256
bleh

>>28834731
yeah, who'd fap to ponies!

R... right?

>>28834731
She's not a horse, she's a cartoon character.

>>28834626
i... i don't get it

>>28834685
>mfw that fic was written because of me misspelling the title of a pic (meating instead of meeting)

>>28834734

where was that? I only hung around that one little general everyone here was at.

>>28834734

>>28834747

>mfw it went places after I commented on her getting fat off of it on the moon

>>28834747
You gotta watch what you say or else people are going to run away with your Ideas.

This has happened to me on 3 seperate occasions in pony fandom so far.

Here you go NTSTS

>>28834737

That's great Fluffy! Thankyou!

>>28834750
>>28834753
tl;dr: Ion-Sturm is fucking retarded.

>>28834778
Best crossover of 2011.

>>28834750
fanfic section.

Some douche from ponychan was over talking about fics. Apparently he runs some sort of mentoring/reviewing program over on Ponychan. When people were telling him they didn't need his services he would accuse them of not being able to write for shit. Somebody asked him if he's so good, how come they've never seen the fics that he's written himself. Then he said they're all under a different name, and they've all done very well, but he wouldn't say what they were. But he assured us they were all very good because some of them had even gotten four stars on EqD.

>>28834770
I...know that well enough...

>>28834737

Colour? It looks awesome.
>especially since it took you less than 30 minutes

>>28834808

sounds like your typical ponychanner

>>28834816

You, fuck off.

>>28834808
pffffthahaha

oh boy this is great, how did i miss this

>>28834820
Stop stealing my name.

Seriously, it's getting annoying.

>>28834808
I think I know that guy. Nobody takes him seriously on ponychan.

HURR DURR THE LAST PANEL HAS DERPY, SO FUNNY

>>28834820
No, it sounds pretty accurate.

>>28834839

>>28834853

And now the thread devolves into an aeris shitstorm.

Great.

>>28834843
And she said something about muffins! I am simply in awe at the level of wit.

>>28834858
And your post is just another nugget in that storm.

Well done.

>>28834858

why should i care about aeris?

isnt she just your typical autist shut in?

>>28834870
I'll show you nuggets.

>>28834843
Why are they talking to Rarity's detached tail?

I bet if some kind homobrony were to give Aeris a blowjob he would calm down and stop being such a sperglord.

I nominate Ragingsemi.

>>28834878

Nope, not answering this question. Just leave it be.

>>28834886

>magical flower dust
>weed

>>28834886
>pinkie brainfucks twilight
>nobody seems to care
what is wrong with you ponies
if celestia finds out she'll kill you all

>>28834886
Pinkie's "special" cookies? Is that edited?

I feel like I missed something.

BLBPLFTPLPTRLPLFPTLTTTFTFFFFRRTTT

>>28834858

I don't cause "shitstorms" anymore, plus this isn't /x/. You're the only one that brought up the topic.

>>28834924
okay that's pretty clearly edited, but I'm having trouble figuring out what's meant to have just happened

>>28834924
That one was stupid. The pot cookies one was better.

You wake up in bed wedged between two sleeping ponies, you are all covered in kiss marks, your hair is ruffled, and your fingers smell funny and sweet

which two ponies did you wake up beside?

>>28834937

Spoiler

>>28834955
>which two ponies did you wake up beside?

Snips and Snails.

>>28834955
pinkie and twilight. I can see twilight has taken notes.

>>28834924
What

>>28834937
Now it's /x/! BooooOOOOoooOooOOoo

I'm in, what have i missed?

>>28834955
Big mac and Applejack.

Aww yeah.

>>28834972

I'm scared shitless, pls go jesus.

>>28834955

Pinkie and OPPP

also what the fuck am i doing in equestria?

>>28834843
>Characters (c) Lauren Faust.

HOLY SHIT STOP THIS. ITS NOT FUCKING TRUE

>>28834955
Hoity Toity and Big Fagintosh

>>28834972
The one good thing about her is that she shrivels up and goes away if you stop talking about her.

>>28834983
I know right

Lauren does not own the characters of MLP, why they keep doing that is beyond me

>>28834955

didn't even have to think about that one

>>28834963

no

>>28834976
The thread. BECAUSE YOU NOKO'D WRONG!

>>28835004

Shhh jesus, that's not how they learn.

>download torrent of a few MLP eps.
>Expect the quality to be just decent.
>Mfw its super HD and with no Watermark.
The boner I have is huge.

>>28834993
Maybe they think it's like putting somebody's name in credits or something.

>>28834955
Applebloom and...er, can I pick Applebloom twice?

>>28834924
looks like pinkie got there first

>>28835010
Aren't those the Itunes rips

>>28835012
u pedo bro?

>>28835012
Go to bed Yaridovich.

>>28835023
Probably

>>28835012

Y U DO TAHT?

>>28835042
Jesus Christ on a crutch

>>28835042

HHNNNGGG her eyes are huge.

>>28835041
Bleh, those color washed episodes suck.

>>28833432
why would i want all of those shitty OC recolors

oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit

>>28835041

Klondike, can I request something wierd please?

>>28835048
>>28835049

Out of everything these threads held within them and everything that have in them now, what I will always love most and always have loved most, is the massive reaction to something so adoringly cute that all the posts have to respond to it with heart attacks and "d'awww"

I hardly ever see that anymore, but I love moments like this.

>>28833470
i like it but that is way too gay to have on my desk

>>28834685
Pretty sure that was the best story ever.

>>28835086

just tell people your little sister/daughter gave it to you before she died of brain cancer.

thatll shut those faggots up.

So is Rainbow Dash still infertile from the radiation of the Sonic Rainboom?

>>28835094

>brain cancer

I'm sure it will suffice if you omit the cancer part.

>>28835094
Maybe if she liked a better pony she wouldn't have gotten brain cancer

>>28833470
GASP!
Did... they...
Did they just make a toy... BASED SPECIFICALLY ON THE TOON!?!?!?

>>28835059
Two cops on the trail of a brutal killer. They must see as one, they must act as one, they must think as one, before the next victim falls.

On October 31, 2012, Derpy Hooves is:
The Pone Collector

>>28835042
Silly Applebloom, she's crazy about getting that cutie mark.

>>28835105

yes.

not that she'll care until she gets too old for the wonderbolts

>>28835053
by shitty recolors i think you mean season 2background ponies, bro

>>28835078
You can request all you want. I can write them down but just don't expect me to even start on them until next week.

>>28835130

I prefer this one, myself.

>>28835053

>pinkie pie - $5.99
>fluttershy - $4.15

yeah, thats about right.

>>28835125
Probably by a factory error. Butterfly wings were pure coincidence.

>>28835105
yes, and the wonderbolts only accept ponies with families. They're a family organisation.

>>28835167
Ohh, that would be so cruel.

Dash has no parents and with her broken uterus, I could see rainbow dash killing herself over it.

>>28835149

AJ and Big Mac at the tree of knowledge, being ofered fruit by a trixie snake

good morning fellow bronies. how is everyone doing today.

>>28835196
u strange son.
Ok got it.

>>28835195
>Broken uterus
I pictured it like a broken arm and laughed way more than appropriate.

>>28835235

>>28835235
oh fucking god.

>>28835196
>wanting to taint a piece of iconic religious imagery with ponies

Also adam and eve fucked. You disgust me anon.

>>28835235
I don't even know what that shirt is supposed to be about.

>>28835167

she could adopt

>>28835235

>>28835235
god dammit reddit

>>28835235

Thinking about sliding my fingers in between Twilight's tight, inviting buttocks and spreading them apart

you?

>>28835268
reddit

>>28835238
Is there any way to fix a broken uterus?

>>28835195
oh, it's not so bad, she'll always have her dead-end job as head of nowhereville's weather team. She'll never be thanked, of course, nobody outside of ponyville will ever know her name, and the pay's pretty shit, and she has to share a house with the other pegasi, but it's better than nothing, right?

Right?

>>28835195
I can see her forming her own team.
With blackjack and hookers.

>>28835273
I can't remember what I was thinking about before.

But now it's that

>>28835268
/r/

Or reddit if if you're a pleb.

>>28835276
LUNA WONT YOU CRY FOR ME
IM AS LONELY AS IVE EVER BEEN
I FAILING CLASS AND I NEED A TUTORUS
IS THERE ANY WAY TO FIX A BROKEN UTERUS?

>>28835276
The same way you fix a broken heart.

You can't fix a broken heart

Did NTSTS leave or filter me or something?

>>28835269

sorry, faust says RD wouldn't treat a young pony right.

RD is doomed to a life of depression

>>28835285
Is it just me or are we back to Dash hate? I thought we got past this. I'm not the biggest fan of Dash, but I wouldn't wish some of these fates on my worst enemy.

>>28835287
and then finding out there's a lot more to a stunt team than just flying fast. Without advertising, or a manager, or funding, it quickly crashes and burns, just like her dreams.

>>28835309

>>28835315
I havent seen him in the last couple hours

>>28835318
She would abuse the fuck out of any filly in her care

>>28835315
Yeah, I took off for a while, I'm back now. Why would I ever filter you? you're my bro.

What's up?

>>28835322
I actually like dash, I just find it funny

>>28835322

we dont hate dash, we're just sad that she has a broken uterus and all of her dreams will crumble.

>>28835332
DID YOU SEE MY ART?

>>28835285
Here lies Rainbow Dash She flew fast, and died a virgin

>>28835318
not having children == life of depression?

>>28835323
Psh, that's why she recruited Blackjack and Hookers.
They KNOW this shit.

>>28835276
no shut up we're not getting into that song again the boat has sailed, you hear me?

>>28835349
>Blackjack and Hookers are the names of her team mates, both of which are business educated and financially responsible
OF COURSE!

>>28835318

I thought she said Dash wouldn't make a good big sister

>>28835335
>>28835343
The fact that we are so full of bile, vitriol, hate and rage is distressing. How we enjoy abuse so I will never be able to comprehend.
Oh, well. Go figure, I guess! Pony abuse it is.

>>28835344
Saved that shit hard bro, muchos appreciado. I'll add it to the portfolio of awesome stuff that people have done for me.

>>28835348
It's just sappy and melodramatic that the best flyer in all of Equestria has no parents or brothers or sisters, and in exchange for being able to do the Sonic Rainboom she ruined her own chances of ever having her own family.

A star that burns twice as bright lasts half as long.

>>28835382
Like almost every older sibling ever.

>>28835386
In the story was she attacked by spider man and did she have a Luna Bong?

IF I GO CRAZY THEN WILL YOU STILL CALL ME SUPERMARE?!
IF IM ALIVE AND WELL WILL YOU BE THERE A GIVING A CARE?!

>>28835385
Oh wow.

Weaver animate this?

>>28835385
It's only taken to extremes. So far extreme it would never actually happen. It's funny to see just how bad you can possibly make it.

For example, Dash having a bad crash and breaking her leg is really sad and I wouldn't enjoy that at all. Dash becoming infertile as a result of the only thing she's ever been halfway decent at, thus ruining her chances of ever following her dreams, is funny!

>>28835407
Umm... no. But if I work it into the sequel, I have your picture for illustrative purposes and inspiration. So again, thanks greatly.

>>28835418
Well, when you put it like that, I can't help but find it hilarious. It's twisted, but fucking funny shit.

I know who can fix a broken uterus

http://www.vulvalovelovely.com/product-page/hot-stuff/doctor-uterus-plushie/

>>28835413
It was funny the first time. That was just lame.
>>28835423
Oh well, at least I got the bleeding hoof right!

hey guys, i havnt been in a pony general for a few months. can someone tell me where i can download season two episodes. i have tried looking but i cant find anywhere.

At this very moment, one of us could be Christian Weston Chandler.

>>28835460
It's not out

>>28835460
>can someone tell me where i can download season two episodes.
In the future, when they're out.

>>28835448
...That is the cutest uterus plushie ever.

>>28835460
I'm afraid I have some bad news for you Anonymous.

>>28835462

>>28835462
...Well it's not me!
It's Pacce

>>28835462
It bet it's mito.

>>28835448
Huh. What an interesting site.

>>28835454
ur lame

>>28835462
It's definitely Roogna.

CWC did post that he was a huge gilda fan

>>28835528
he has also said he likes to write gilda/dash fanfiction

>>28835521
IT HAS A FLAPPER UTERUS PLUSHIE!
Eeeeeeeeeeee!

Hey Terse, you went to sleep when I did this. I didn't post it last night so you can savor the moment.

Pinkie: "I don't even know what dinosaurs are!"

>>28835528
>>28835552
source. i wont believe this unless I see some proof. I dont want it to be true

>>28835552
He posted on his blog that he is working on a Gilda fursuit

>>28835163
No, you sillies. Hasbro told Lauren to put in flutterwing versions of at least one pony, so she did. Hasbro's toy development cycle is just longer than the show development cycle.

You can also see this with the Applejack farm and truck, the Sweetie Belle/Pinkie Pie boutique, and the playset puzzles based on the show.

(Sometimes I swear you guys never saw Hasbro's disconnect between the Beast Wars show and the toys that came out. It's always been like this.)

>>28835445
Yeah, exactly. I can't get into scootabuse, it's just beating the shit out of someone, but over the top psychological torture? Excellent.

>>28835584
I fucking laughed my shit right off. You magnificent bastard, I absolutely adore it. God, Pinkie as Wash just works.
That scene was one of the most memorable scenes in the entire show, and fuck everyone who doesn't think so. God, I love Wash.

>>28835332
Oh... Guess it's just one of those days.
Anyway, went to try that thing you wanted.
But I think I forgot what you wanted exactly and this happened...

>>28835619
That looks like it would work really well man, I'm super grateful. I know you do me too many favours already, but if there's anything I can do in return, let me know?

can someone draw a horsecock in the FiM style so fluffy can add it to everyone

>>28835552
He's gonna be devastated when he sees this.

>>28835615
Who do you think I should do net?

>>28835615
"I am a leaf on the wind; watch me soar."

;_;

>>28835619
LUNA Y U CONSTIPATE

>>28835615
Oh, shitfuck. I'm suddenly seeing the "I'm a leaf on the wind" scene replaying over and over again in my head, and it's even worse with Pinkie. Sigh.

>>28835660
;_;

>>28835660
>>28835664
Imaleafonthewind mind

>>28835654
It can't be done.

>>28835660
>>28835664
Good news, the movie will be deemed non-canon if the show ever gets picked up again.

>>28835658
It depends. I suggested Pinkie as Wash, right? So I'd say Twilight as Kaylee, or Applejack and Rainbow Dash as Zoe and Mal. But I'm pretty sure Duplex Fields has some cool ideas too, should ask him.

Would fucking love to see Celestia as Jayne, though, even if it doesn't fit!

>>28835660
No! Fuck you, damn it, get out of my head!!!
I legit cried watching that scene, one of Serenity's most poignant moments

>>28835691
>if the show ever gets picked up again.
I would laugh if the fact didn't make me so fucking sad.

;_;

>>28835664
>>28835660
I just started bawling my eyes out.....
I don't wanna imagine a Pinkie kebab. I already cried when it happened to Wash...

>>28835664
>>28835660
what the fuck are you talking about?

>>28835691
>>28835707
Fuck you guys. I have hope! I have hope!

>>28835714
We should get together and stream Firefly at some point. It might be cool. We could all cry together.

>>28835715
Joss Whedon's Firefly, a western-themed space opera thingy.

>>28835654

>>28835715
hope you don't ever find out