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>>28820813

you do realize that dinky is in WWU and is canon?

The time has come. Execute order 66.

>>28820793

Easily one of my favorite ponies.

>>28820846
Posted on the fridge, sheets and sheets of MLP fanart he drew himself.

>>28820793

ALCOHOL?

>>28820793
>dat Jack Daniels
Spitfire confirmed for mah nigga

>>28820881

Whats 'WWU'?

http://capt-nemo.deviantart.com/art/Memories-253545420

Spitfire is a bro

everyone wants to hang with Spitfire

>>28820846
>brony

>>28820793

I love Spitfire.

>>28820846
What does that shirt mean?

>>28820912
>>28820915
I think Spitfire would get along with Berry pretty well.

>>28820924
Winter Wrap Up.

>>28820846

His beard isn't necky enough, and he is sorely lacking a fedora.

>>28820945

He's from reddit. Look at the pony.

>>28820793
Confirmed for prettiest eyes

>>28820945
I think it's from the Reddit group from FiM

>>28820846
>reddit

Welp, not surprising

>>28820973
That's not Applejack.

I LEARNED HOW TO TIE A BOW TIE!

Rarity would be so proud of me.

I thereby declare that this thread is going to be a CLASSY THREAD.

CLASS IT UP YOU CLOPPING SHITS.

>>28820846
We need porn of Reddit pony.

>>28821023
This is a drunk thread.

Be classy and drunk at the same time.

http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/46489

Delicious asspain.

Per jesus in last thread, the only slow-aging clone of Jango Fetlock.

>>28821023

FINE JEEZ.

What would Spitfire do to me if I took her alcohol

>>28820897
even more sinister. Photos of little girls

>>28821057
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bC6NNVwFL0

>>28820933
just noticed reddit, so pretend I posted this ten more times.

>>28821074

Thats Boba Fetlock.

>>28821074
I want a Boba Fetlock pony.

>>28821089
HANDS OFF THE DRINK, BITCH

everyone loves spitfire

fanart is starting to make me hate my waifu luna

Can we get some more Sweetiebelle abuse?

>>28820928
this is fucking beautiful. The last two panels we're two sudden though. Should have either stopped it earlier or added more in

Made a revamp of previous pic!

Thoughts?

>>28821156
No

>>28821089

This.

I don't think any of the alcohol I have could be considered even close to classy in any way

>>28821168

Looks great.

>>28821191
Is scotch classy?

>>28821168
IT LOOKS LIKE BON BON.

THAT PROFESSIONAL CRITIQUE JUST COST YOU 45 USD.

>>28821156

>>28820928
That...

That's quite... nice.

FUCK YOU

I'M NOT CRYING

I GOT SOMETHING IN MY EYE

>>28821155

That's okay.

Luna is used to being hated...

Does it make you guys sad to know that all of the mane 6 have probably been dead for thousands of years now? Equestria may have existed much further back than we think.

>>28821156
Sweetiebuse is really underwhelming.

I figured Rarity would use Sweetie for sexual slavery, walk her around on a dog leash, and just generally debase the fuck out of her.

Insead she just gets locked in a closet all day. How droll.

>>28820881
I believe anon means the being Derpy's daughter part makes her basically an OC. Though I guess not technically just more silly fanon.

>>28821156
im not a fan of sweetie abuse anymore. i prefer sb shitting everywhere in public.

>>28820928
Okay, it says "Memories" in the title. That's a relief. I feel better now.

>>28821310

It exists after, silly person. After humanity has been wiped out and the sun is long dead, leaving Celestia stuck raising her mockery of it just to sustain life

>>28821310
Uhh

What

Equestia isn't real, never was. You crazy mang

>>28821117
Now we just need a horse pun on Mandalorian.

Maredalorian? (Sounds too much like Doc Brown's car.)
Mandaloroanian?

I got nothing.

>>28821267

loluna

>>28820917
>Look at paheal
>Spike using Gummy for blowjob
I knew Gummy would be the master of oral, but I didn't expect Spike

>>28821345

It's far more depressing to think the former huh?

>>28821310
I think we're operating under different definitions of "existed"

>>28821310
yeah because thousands of years ago they had benches and libraries

>>28821345
Those were definitely happy tears at the end.

>>28821155
i was kinda hoping she would snap his neck as he bent over to hug her

>>28821326

I know, that locked in the closet shit is so scootabuse.

>>28821339
i agree

new art.

>>28821267

I wonder why she never appeared after the first/second episode. Never even seen with Celestia.

>>28821404
I'd rather she stabbed him the the eye with her horn.

>>28821310

Todays secret word is...

autism! yay!

>>28820881

a little greyish purple unicorn who occasionally appears is canon. Dinky is not. Her relationship with Derpy certainly is not.

The foals are actually the worst ponies in the show as far as being actual characters. They constantly morph and change, cutie marks differ between episodes, etc. OPPP's kid must be a secret alicorn, as she has appeared as all three types of pony.

>>28821426
>can't never

>>28821310

>>28820905

>>28821454
Madmax isn't a native English speaker.

She's gotten a lot better.

>>28821429

The simplest answer is that Celestia had her killed so as not to pose a threat to her throne ever again. Old school royalty business.

Also...
NIGHT THREAD?

>>28821339
Oh god, that face sweetie makes in the second panel, I just imagine her saying "Ooooh" and I fucking CRACK UP.

>>28821417
No, The differance between Sweetie Belle abuse and Scootabuse is that Sweetiebuse is mostly psychological, whereas Scootabuse is entirely physical.

>>28821426
this is my favorite fanon

>>28821454
Rarity has picked up an accent from hanging around AJ

>>28821491
It's always nighttime somewhere.

>>28821427

from the thumbnail i thought it was scootaloo riding in the head of a robotic pony, and like, controlling it and stuff

>>28821510
It's not fanon unless it's accepted by a good percentage of the fans.

>>28821491
ok

>>28821533
Fund it.

I'm thinking of writing a fic based on this picture for the Friend Off. Megasweet did it a while back and I've had something in mind ever since.

>>28821540
And?

>>28821516
>Whoa shit nigga your accent almost gave me cancer I'm going to talk like someone of a significantly higher social class to compensate for every time you your choose to open up that retard portal you call a mouth

>>28821267

Nobody visits Luna, or sends her letters.
Nobody ever invites Luna anywhere, or to anything.
Nobody speaks to Luna unless spoken to.
Nobody notices Luna.
Nobody likes Luna.

Luna has no friends.

>>28820928
>still no family

>>28821605
Weeeeellllll, tell us about it, uncle Jetfire!

>>28821647
Luna, are you me?

>>28821605
so a crossover with Spider-Man?

>>28820928
I think the real tragedy isnt in those who die young, but in those who live long enough to realise how short life really is

>>28821606
And nothing

Not very many people enjoy Sweetie's incontinence.

"De olvido vive y de olvido muere
Como planta en jardín olvidado
Sabiendo que nadie la quiere
Sabiendo que nadie la ha amado... "

Google Translate you lazy fucks

>>28821647

Luna is /co/

>>28821426

I DEMAND MORE PONIES DRIVING CARS

THEY FASCINATE ME SO

>>28821606
It's not fanon unless it's being forced down your disgusting windpipe every hour of the day.

How about the Pinkamena Ask blog eh? I think it's some awesome shit and should be fanon!

>>28821682
I think the real tragedy is that people spend so much time thinking about death when they could be enjoying life.

>>28821429
Hasbro didn't anticipate needing the toy rights to the name "Princess Luna" and didn't have a toy in production. Thus, one-off characters like Hoity Toity, Gilda, and Luna were only used once in the season because they weren't made into toys. (Although Hoity's voice can be heard during Green Isn't Your Color, he was not shown.)

In-universe? She's:
1. learning a millennium's history in a single year,
2. going to therapy,
3. teaching astronomy at Celestia's School and various schools around Equestria.

She also made the meteor shower more spectacular than previous occurrences. Twilight's report on comets -

WAIT

WAIT WHAT THE FLYING FUCK

Owl's Well That Ends Well had a METEOR SHOWER

But Twilight wrote a report ON COMETS!

WHY?!?

>>28821605

>Spiderman meets Sweetie belle

My body is ready for this!

>>28821606
Well it's not like you'll write her pooping. If only her asphyxiation fetish got more popular

>>28821647

Thats because the real Luna died 1000 years ago, in battle with Celestia. There was no actual moon banishment.

The entire Nightmare Moon episode was a test, devised by Celestia, for a potential successor. Celestia herself played the part of Nightmare Moon. The Luna that was "freed" was just an illusion for the benefit of the other element holders.

Only Celestia and Twilight know whats really going on now.

when are you going to write more horse futa ragingsemi

>>28821740
It was an essay on the difference between a comet and meteor shower?

>>28821705
I remember life and I remember death
How I remember the plants in the garden
I'm thinking I want nothing
I'm thinking nothing loved me

>>28821736
This.

Fuck death, it'll happen eventually. Worrying about it, or whatever people want to imagine happens afterward, just makes what time you have less enjoyable.

>>28821715

>>28821736
death is a part of life

>>28821682
Waiting for death is so mainstream, I enjoy preexistence.

>>28821744
make it Ultimate Peter Parker and I'm in!

>>28821663
>>28821678
>>28821744
Basically, Rarity has to travel to the Marvel Universe to complete a cross-reality order, but her parents have saddled her with Sweetie Belle for the weekend. She calls in a favor and gets Spider-Man to watch Sweetie.

(There is some allusion to a spectacular battle for the fate of all time and space that involved the main six, the Avengers, Kang, and Ultron.)

Sweetie unfortunately gets lost while Spidey's fighting Dr. Octopus, so she wanders through New York City for a while. She eventually wanders into a jazz club, where the evening's main act learns that they've lost their lead singer for the evening.

Conveniently enough...

>>28821786
...okay. Maybe.

But... but...

sigh

>>28821682
word

So, we're posting luna?

>>28821879
i hate it

>>28821800
hmmm not exactly...
guess that was too much for Google
here is the correct translation (the verses are taken from a song btw):

From oblivion lives
From oblivion dies
Like a plant in a forgotten garden
Knowing that no one wants her
Knowing that no one has loved her

"If we take eternity to mean not infinite temporal duration but timelessness, then eternal life belongs to those who live in the present."

~Wittgenstein

>>28821898
in all of her deliciousness

>>28821879
Also!

Peter tells Sweetie that if anyone tries to stop her, or looks at her funny, or tries to do anything bad to her, all she has to say is "I'm with the Fantastic Four."

She does this several times, and EVERY time, all the people around her simply nod and go about their business.

>>28821879
>wat am i reading
Crossovers don't work for me, but you sound like you have everything already sketched out and set in place. GO FOR IT, DEWD

Luna just wants a friend.
But everyone is afraid of Luna.
Nobody wants to be friends with a monster.

>>28821879
>Rarity has to travel to the Marvel Universe to complete a cross-reality order

Ehhhhhhhhhhh.....

>>28821946
Venom is a fan fav, will he make a cameo? if so Eddie, Mac, or Flash?

>>28821941
What.

Anyone else find it funny how utterly mindfucked the characters are when pinkie does something weird? It's weird. On most other shows they wouldn't really give a shit.

>>28821989
Well, the story focuses a little more on Sweetie than Spider-Man. I wanted to detail her misadventures in New York a little.

>>28821879

Im think im gonna pass.

I would like to engage in intercourse with Luna in a non-sexual manner.

>>28821956
I would totally be Luna's friend. It would be so cool. We could go over to each other's houses and talk about nothing in particular. But fuck her if she wants to put me in the friendzone. It'll be wedding bells in the end. I swear it.

all ponies from season 1 have been my waifu so far and i am bored with them. i need season two now for new waifus.

>>28822015

>>28821736
eh, I don't know about "enjoying"... I mean it's okay I guess.

>>28821991
basically if we enjoy and cherish life as it happens, then we live can live forever or something

also hy have I started this goddamn life and death thing? It was just a throwaway comment about the bittersweet comic

>>28821851
Sweetie: thanks Spider-Man! I sure hope we see you again!

then Death Of Spider-Man happens

>>28822029
>non-sexual

sure man whatever gets you off

>>28822035
Even Caramel Apple?

>>28822061
I want a Caramel Apple now.

I haven't had one in so long.

>>28821762
Don't know, anon. Maybe when I'm done with my current requests list.

You got anybody in particular in mind?

>>28822027
ok...

One time Luna got really upset and lost her temper.
And now 1000 years later, she's still paying the price for it.

Luna is the universe's chew toy.

>>28822121
yes, but "lost her temper" and "1000 years later" are all relative terms when you're an immortal alicorn goddess

>>28820846
AWWW I was just about to post that!!

>>28822159
Even when you're immortal, a long time is a long time to do nothing.

...God dammit now I'm thinking about that fic again.

>>28821753
In retrospect, I prefer the donkey punching theory.

>>28822029
she could come over my house and get drunk and overly emotional and fall asleep on my couch

then I might touch her when she fell asleep and then feel really bad and have to scrub bleach and ajax on my skin

>>28821762
I know right?

I don't even mind it being so OOC, I just like to read words that describe things fucking.

>>28821898
>>28821956

Hmmm... They're quite beautiful together.

>>28822055
It's not like she'd get closer to him and form any fledgling amorous feelings that would grow into a haltingly awkward yet passionate surrender of inhibition leading to a lasting physical bond of intimacy and perhaps true romance. That would be silly.

There is ANOTHER story I've had in mind, it's based on THIS picture. Yes I know it comes from a furry artist.

>>28822187
If they've been alive for 100,000,000 years, 1,000 years is like an afternoon to them.

Posting a new fapfic
Twilight rapes the shit outta Trixie
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1DTDjrE8aYM69DzLMjdDihm4OcTJe3_1YJy2iZ4N230A/edit?hl=en_US

Dang it! Terse left... I'll show him what I drew in the morning then....
Unless of course, you guys might want to see it.

The sun is unique, and treasured by all... I will sear you in it's bitter flame, and of its light will be mine and mine alone.

That much is certain... The Darkness is fated to fade into the shadows... I will bear down upon you with crimson flames, and wield the true and scorching power that is within me.

>>28822194
You talking about Fluttershy again, anon?

>>28822097
i want to read about futa fluttershy with a massive horsecock. this author said he would finish this story. i waited months and he never delivered.

>>28822231
It sounds too good to be true.

I bet Trixie grows a dick and reverse rapes Twilight who ends up enjoying it at the end, I just know it.

>>28822187
>>28822187
Semi's newest fic made me realize that Immortality sucks big time. It sucks more than Rarity does on a saturday night.

>>28822307
I thought that one did get finished.

>>28822307
Well at least your honest about what you want anon.

I can never be true to myself for some reason.

>>28822324
WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER

>>28822309

well, you were right about the dick part

also Twilight is apparently a cunt

>>28822324
Oh u

>>28822187
>>28822324

what fic?

new

>>28822343
Nope, to the best of my knowledge that was just a teasing anon.

>>28822397
THIS PARTY WILL LAST FOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEER

>>28822397
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO LIVE FOREVER

FOREVER

FOREVEEEEER YOUNG

>>28822397

id live forever given the opportunity

>>28822427
What fic?

>>28822307
looks like Fluttershy doesn't want that cock. Who'll be the one to rape her?

>>28822452
> posting OC
> we care

>>28822427
This one.

Princess Twilight x grown Spike

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RgwiHB3vakhUC5KxB2PlVt2q-_WhvUkSI1k1GviAbps/edit?hl=en_US

http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=333

>>28822452
>socks

god I love ponies in socks

>>28822397
I was born on this planet from matter recycled by this planet, and I would want to die on this planet.

Nothing more nothing less.

>>28822452
God I hate madmax.

>>28822452

>>28822488
>we
>speaking for everyone

>>28822527
when you die, you're dead forever

nobody wins, enjoy the little time we have left

>>28822575
>we
>speaking as a royal

>>28822457
Hey, who was it who was going to work on Nightmare Pinkie?

>>28822452
Its...nice.

>>28822498

that's probably the most depressing ending I've read in a long time

>>28822586
>we
>Implying I'm not immortal

>>28822586
If death is the ceasing of brain activity, we almost die every NREM cycle of sleep

All this makes me wonder: do the ponies have an afterlife?

You'd think they would, given how magical their world is. Of course we'll never hear one way or the other.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hi0Frn_jK3g
Pinkie Pie's new song for Season 2.

>>28822624
>Getting depressed from fanfiction

Are you still in highschool, son?

>>28822653
No. And I actually doubt that Celestia is immortal as well.

I'd rather die and be remembered forever

you guys are jerks I couldn't stand a million years with you guys

except for that one dude
you know the one

why is everybody talking about death all of a sudden

what is this, Persona 3 General? stop being so damn depressing and post some ponies

>>28822678
Did you read it?

>>28822643
That's just brain death, not heart failure.

>>28822550
I hate you

>>28822697
Klondike?

Yeah hes a pretty cool dude.

I bored.

Any quick draw requests you guys want done?

Keep 'em relatively simple and I'll see which one sounds the most fun.

>>28822700
MARIN KARIN

>>28822709
Um. What? Brain death is all we care about.

>>28822697

yeah that guy is pretty cool

For those of you who actually got depressed from the ending, did you ever think of anything like that before? I was contemplating what eternal life and death would be like when I was 10, I could never sleep at night because of stuff like that

>>28822452
i am going to go check fimchan now and i guarantee pacce and sprinkles have already posted how much they love this picture and that it is the best thing ever.

>>28822724
What kinda of draw requests?

And by that I mean your limits.

This. What the fuck is this.

>>28822724
Secret butt fun!

>>28822735

"Death is not a hunter unbeknownst to its prey..."

>>28822724
Draw Pinkie Pie and Bon Bon competing for Lyra's affection by plying her with sweets.

>>28822724
Police derpy

>>28822452
Vocaloid crossover? Didn't expect that.

>>28822757

And it doesn't stop there.

>>28822678
Generally, people get more literate as they age. But there are some exceptions, anon.

>>28822700
You know what's depressing?

The newest Nightmare on Elm Street. That's what.

>he hasn't contemplated death yet

I have a loaded handgun under my sink ready to go any time

>>28822735
>>28822760
goddammit mitsuru

So someone mentioned in a previous thread that apparently the new season of Pound Puppies is pretty cool now that it's being handled by Studio B. Does anyone have a download link to it, or anything? My usual sources are turning up shit.

>>28822786
>>28822757
Make it stop.

>>28822749
You lose

>>28822757
GOD

DAMNIT

>>28822746
Yes, I've thought about it before. I stopped about six years ago, when I was 15, and just kept myself distracted by other things.

And then fic happens, and six years of repressed thoughts come flooding in, combined with the idea of going to sleep knowing the person you love will be there when you wake up, and waking up to find out they've died while you were out of it?

That hit me pretty hard. And of course, the sheer, crushing loneliness of suddenly discovering you're the last anything anywhere, ever.

>>28822789
Yeah, except for having a better Freddie the movie had nothing going for it.

>>28822603
>Nightmare Pinkie

That was me, probably. It's on the list after a collab, pet project, and some request clearing, so I might not get to it for a while.

>>28822809
It wasn't dying that got me so much as the living for TRILLIONS AND TRILLIONS OF YEARS! Fuck man. That's got to be the worst possible torture you can inflict on a sapient being.

>>28822789
that's why my crossover has Micheal Myers as the villain

>>28822809
sad truths, right

That's what they make xanax for, to dull the meaningless ennui of your insignificant existence, cheer up

>>28822809
I like to think my consciousness will endure in perpetual bliss. There's no reason for it not to, after all, if we assume this universe is a good one.

>>28822837
It's fine, as long as you know somebody else you love will be right there with you the whole time.

And then she wasn't, and my heart was crushed. I spent the entire last half of the fic hoping they were going to restart the universe, just because, but then...

;_;

>>28822845
>xanax

Take your sadness like a man. With alcohol.

>>28822786
>>28822757
Looks like a blend between Ponies and Sonic and some extra (less?) styling applied. Basically, it just looks like the characters, anime'd, humanized, and then some anthro features from their source added.

I dunno, I think it looks alright, to be honest.

>>28822837
Dude, why would you want to read something like that. That is insane depression fuel.

Just read Butterscotch's selfinsert lesbian thing like every other sane human being.

>>28822871
How can you assume the universe is anything but cold and uncaring? It's not bliss, it's just nothing.

And what the fuck is 'bliss', anyway? I don't think I've ever experienced it.

>>28822887
I take both daily.

>>28822880
Spoiler for the fic
I wanted them to die together. Him waking up to that was awful! I think Twilight made the wrong choice deciding to break off that island chunk. They should have died together with their planet.

>>28822757
the last thing i'll see

>>28822750

Limits? Well I'm fine with drawing anything except for full-blown porn really.

Suggestive stuff like this pic is all good though!

>>28822914
IV some heroin, that's bliss

>>28822871
After the first billion years, being in heaven is no different from being in hell.

>>28822914
Just an instinct I have. You might call it faith.

I believe the universe is good. And it is better to exist than not to exist. Therefore, existence endures.

>>28822941
My time is limited enough as it is without wasting it unaware and shortening the total at the same time.

>>28822923
Everyone dies alone, anon.

>>28822955
>I believe the universe is good.

70% of the water on earth will kill us if we drink it.

>>28822653

Yes, they do, but there is a catch. Afterlives are inverse mirrors of the worlds of the living. Just as the afterlife that many humans believe awaits them is a everlasting realm of bliss and acceptance, the near perfect world the ponies inhabit while living also serves to damn them to an afterlife that is a bleak eternity of agonized suffering. There is a reason the goddesses stay very tight lipped in this area. Only the most deranged ponies in life find acceptance in the hereafter, transforming into something horrific beyond description. Woe to any p0ny who manages to encounter one of these horrors on the occasions they escape their prison.

Thankfully, they need help to do so. Whatever you do ponies, do not solve the box.

>>28822936
Draw Mob boss Angel with a cigar (an actual one, not shrunken for rabbits) in his mouth

>>28822936
You should, like

draw porn once

just to see if you don't want to draw it

So for reasons that escape me, I decided to go through ponibooru's scootabuse archives.

Now I'm in need of some d'awww, preferably Scootaloo related.

Anyone help a brony out?

>>28822955
I don't believe anything is necessarily one way or another, the world runs on absurdity, so I believe existence in itself is absurd, so suicide is pointless

>>28822971
And we all know it, but we look to fiction as an escape from our problems and fears. Not a heavy-hearted reminder of them.

This is also, incidentally, why I can never read another book by Kurt Vonnegut.

>>28823002
Up here >>28821427

>>28822724
Twilight dressed as Jennifer from Clock Tower being chased by a Scissorman pony (SNES or PSX, it doesn't really matter)

>>28823002
go to askpinkaminadianapie
good scootadaw there

>>28822983
But that 70% supports more life than can even begin to exist on land.

Existence persists, life persists, and it is a good thing.

Relax, let go of your fear, and take joy in Being. It will never desert you.

>>28823002

>>28822971
yeah but conscience side by side

>>28823002
>brony
no
>scootadaww
yes

>>28823002
Have some Fluttershy, isn't she so just the cutest thing ever?

>>28822871
>universe
>good
it isn't good nor bad
it just is
who wouldnt want that at least one's consciousness would remain, but welp, i just cant believe in something like that.
I'd really like to, for example reencarnation, I really, really hate the idea that life can be wasted, like babies and children dying didnt get their chance to live at all, and its just over, reencarnation would solve that by giving another chance.
But the objecvitism of existence jsut seemes to deny that, and that's why i cant believe in it, as depressing as it may be

>>28823014
Here is what Kilgore Trout shouted out to me in my father's voice

>make me young
>make me young
>make me young!

etc.

>>28823066
...Yes.

Please sir, may I have some more? Nothing like a good Fluttershy dump to help stave off the depressions of loneliness and thoughts of death.

>>28823002

I could use some d'awww too, the way this thread is turning out

>>28823050
Wow, that's like deep man. There's nothing to suggest that the universe is good. Good implies caring about our well being. Which the universe doesn't seem to be doing that well.

>>28823070
Is it so hard to believe that life can be good, and the afterlife can be better? I think we are too addicted to our misery in this age.

Don't accept a bleak view of reality. Ask yourself if that's what you want.

>>28823070
Meh whatever.

You die, you die. nothing to it. We'll find out what happens when we get there.

I just wish sometimes that i could get a bit more pussy just in case i die tomorrow.

Is there any way to reduce the global entropy of the universe?

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR
FUNERAL CUZ ID B N BED PHILOSOFIZING N SHIT CUZ THE UNIVERSE IZ 2 SCARY 2 LIV IN

>>28823147
What I want is the truth.

So....
Cutealoo?
Cutealoo

We'd probably all be better off if we stopped worrying so much about the nature of existence or whatever.

I mean, does it really matter?

>>28823178
Jack Nicholson.wav

>>28823115
Except for the fact that you're HERE. It is better to exist than not to exist. That is objective, because without existence there can be no judgments at all.

Insofar as the universe supports your continued existence, it is good. Whether you feel miserable in your life right now or not, your existence is a good that the universe has not, at present, seen fit to deprive you of. It's something to be thankful for.

Woah. This thread is like, so existential and shit.

>>28823189
Existence matters only if you care about yours

>>28823185

Cutealoo sounds good

>>28823152
eeenope.

>>28823152
1. No
2. Why would we want to. Our species life span is so far removed from the time span of the stars that it'd be like trying to stop the tides.

>>28822936
could you draw Vinyl in something lacy?

>>28823223
OH NO IM FADING AWAY.

>>28823222
nah it's dumb

>>28823152
stop making sweetie belle poop herself

>>28823189
What's the point of writing if you don't explore the questions that vex humanity?

I did prod at this a bit in Dangerous Business in the sequence in the Dreaming. The idea that there is an underlying font of being beneath our perception of reality, surrounding it, wrapping around it, embracing it, is something I've tried to toy with in other works not related to ponies.

>>28823178
this anon stole my words
yep, exactly what i want

>>28823175
The universe is so deep and complicated man, you don't even know.

>>28822653
Yes, the ponies have an afterlife. Equestria is the realm equivalent to a fetus in a womb, and death is delivery into the larger world.

That's why Celestia and Luna are just princesses. The King is waiting beyond.

>>28823064
Fixed that image for you.

>>28823238

You know realize that the DJ Pony wears those glasses because she has crippling image issues, and they serve as a psychological crutch for her, and allow her to be open amongst other ponies. The instant the glasses are lost, she collapses into a quivering, terrified mass of shyness that puts even Fluttershy to shame.

hey we do have a board on /co/
meh we still need our own bord like the pokefags

'Erryday

>>28822724
Twilight sparkle reading a book on anal masturbation

>>28823223

I wasn't referring to existence

what I mean is, does it really matter why we're here, or whether the universe is a fine place to be or a cold, unfeeling void?

to me it seems like everybody gets so hung up on big questions like that, that they don't bother with the stuff that's really important

>>28823342

now* realize even

>>28823351
No
No no no no no no no no no

>>28823178
>>28823291
What truth?

What is it do you need to validate?

Why is this truth important to your being?

>>28823289
I was also listening to a lot of Sheila Chandra at the time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Aq4zX9aGuk

It's perfect music for communing with the Cosmos.

>>28823372
maybe asking ourselves those questions and trying to answer them somehow are really that important for us, after all what's "important" and what is not?
I believe anyone should be able to decide that for themselves

>>28823363
Do women even get off on that shit?

I don't even know.

Wow, You guys are really gsy, and I should have stayed asleep.

dude

like

what if

this bong is like

it

and

once we've finished it

that's

like

it

you know

dude

>>28823372
> does it really matter why we're here
Like I said, it only matters if you care. Because the universe isn't going to care for you.

>>28823434
On reading books or anal masturbation?

The answer is yes to both.

>>28823002

>existentialism

Isn't there a more fitting board for all that than /co/?

>>28823361
It doesn't get any better. You always compare upward. And you always lose.

>>28823372
"Vanity of vanities, all is vanity."

>>28823453
I blame RS for this.

>>28823453
I'm only gsy for you, Roogna.

>>28823342
as if I couldn't love her more

>>28823389
Truth is what is so. Values are axiomatic. I can't explain why I value truth.

>>28823389
>Why is this truth important to your being?
Anon I thank you for this question
this is the kind of shit that I love, someone giving me another point of view or questioning my thoughts
So hold on, I'll have to think about that answer...

>>28823389
And what if the truth was GOOD news?

Would you even dare to accept it? Must 'true' always equate to 'bad' or 'depressing'?

>>28822231

Best Twixie fic ever.

>>28823480
Neat.

>>28823494
I'm sorry, guys. I guess I really let you all down.

I like to imagine that god is the sum total of the universe, and that at the very beginning he was all alone, a single entity at the center of all things.

So he decided to explore and experience EVERYTHING. and as such he started genesis and creating everything, atoms excetera.

So in the end we're all just bits of god as god further explores being, and our consciousness will go to join the universal being after all is said and done.

>>28823485
Not really, no.

What the fuck are you all talking about?

This is a My Little Pony thread! Talk about some damn ponies!

>>28823503
ur a fsget, then

I really like NMM's design but Luna looks like shit and will probably be a shit character too.

What do?

>>28823485
Isn't that /v/'s job?

>>28823575
Confound these ponies
They led me to existentialism!

>>28823575
But My Little Pony is over.

There are no ponies to talk about.

What's the point?

We're just going to die and there will be no ponies forever.

There were never any ponies at all.

>>28823575
This is more relevant than you might think. All the ponies actually represent some philosopher.

>>28823575
Thank you Based Pony

Well, since we're all getting lolsodeep, here's my input. The very matter which makes up the universe will EVENTUALLY break down and all will cease to exist. As such, everything is ultimately meaningless when you get right down to it. As such, we'll just have to make due with colorful lesbian marshmallow ponies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvenZkfqAxM&feature=related

>>28823600

make Luna jealous again

>liking ponies
>in 1066

>>28823575
>implying we ever talk about pwnies up in this bitch

>>28823612
>implying I'm not gonna be reincarnated as a sexy as hell mare in Equestria after I die

>>28823624

People keep thinking that meaning is something to be found out there in the universe. Meaning arises from conscious minds. Meaning only exists as long as there are people to ascribe meaning to things.

All I can tell you about the truth is that it's out there.

>>28823631
You got laid?

Congradulations NH4NO3.

>>28823434
yup.

It's just that your butthole has an "OH SHIT" reflex which kicks in whenever you touch it, and it clenches up tight.
you can overcome it though with regular stimulation, so to begin with it hurts but eventually you can get to the stage
where it's not painful at all and just feels awesome.

For guys that's no problem, since we're encouraged to put things in our butts in order to get at the prostate.
But for chicks they just have to tough it out until they've got their butt trained not to freak out when prodded.

>>28823624
well there are actually some theories about the ultimate fate of the universe
Big Crunch
Big Chill
Big Rip
etc...
all as bad as "all will get fucked up"
only Big Crunch I believe states that the Universe will like "reboot" itself in another Big Bang, so at least there's that, some sort of another chance if it happens
but yeah pretty much everything will be over one day one way or another
even ponies sadly

death as we call it is only the beginning, my good broponies
open your third eye and realize this truth

>>28823642

>in 1066

I doth hope with utmost severity that thou art no longer engaged in such trifles

>ask hyopthetical questions a lot
>make circuitous, yet obvious statements
>say 'but I dont know' after every assertion

LOOK MA IM EXISTENTIALIZING

>>28823719
Wow, thanks MLP general.

You're always so full of interesting facts.

>>28822837

What fanfics are you guys talking about>

Hello /co/, I have time to burn and want to do some 'speed' doodles, may I have a request or two?

>>28823541
>>28823541


I also like to look up at the sky look at the stars and imagine the planets orbiting them.

And then i like to imagine the aliens up there, looking out. To deny the existence of aliens is to be fucking retarded. (as eloquent as i could put it)

Now do they visit us daily? probably not.

But those aliens on those planets, either primitive animals or similarily advanced species who are themselves pondering the nature of the universe. Some times i hope that they look at our star, and for a brief moment i hope that our eyes (well my eyes and their optical receptor cells or whatever) lock and that somehow beyond the gulph of space we know that we are not alone.


Also i think its funny to imagine what those aliens would think about my little pony.

What it... what if they really enjoyed it?

>>28823787
That one fanfiction where that one things happens, and then this other thing happens.

It was so deep.

OH GOD WHERE AM I?

THIS LOOKS FAMILIAR

IS THIS 2011 AGAIN?

FUCK IT IS ISN'T IT

LISTEN, YOU HAVE TO REALIZE SOMETHING ABOUT DEATH, IT

>>28823787

see
>>28822498

>>28823790
Applejack eating a tomato

>>28823790

Twilight in existental angst

>>28823804
Wait
wait wait

WHAT IF

what if those aliens ARE PONIES?

doooood

>>28823775
+1 internet

>>28823541
I like to imagine God as someone with an infinite number of stories to tell, impossible inventions to make, and an omniverse to share.

He decided before He began that He would give, and that giving would be His nature. First He gave life, then knowledge and questions to us.

FiM is an important part of His puzzle; it shows a perfection to strive toward, though we can never reach it. Peace under the eye of a caring Princess, in this case, and Harmony as the fundamental of the universe instead of Statistics.

>>28823804
Semi related to your last statement. I want to record a set of youtube poops and show them to people 50+ years from and see what they think of them

>>28823860
WHAT IF LYRA WAS LOOKING INTO MY EYES AND WISHING SHE WAS ME

>>28823876
>Not moving out of Russia
>1984

>>28823860

would you happen to have the un-AAAAAAAAA'd version of that pic?

>>28823790
Cutiemark Crusader Gestapo officers.

>>28823778
you're welcome

>>28823894
>not moving out of Russia
>any time in the history of Russia's existence

>>28823901

Here you are.

Behold the cute visage of Baby Woona!

>>28823910
oh god please this

>>28823539
I wouldn't call it letting us down. You've written something great. It just also happens to be really, really sad.

>>28822990

>>28822498
That... that almost brought a tear to my eye
Well done Anon... well done

>>28823964
I found it more terrifying. Especially when those number kept getting bigger and bigger.

>>28823964
Fuck anyone who pussied out of this discussion. It NEEDS to be spoken of, every now and then. We must confront the mysteries of Being and Reality. Such is our destiny as thinking creatures, as creatures equal parts animal and divine. Humans are meant to explore all things.

>>28823974
What a boss.

>>28823903
What if imagination is really just a collective unconciousness of the universe and that ponies and the like are actually the psychic communications of another race, and the reason why we all enjoy it is because the concept of ponies and their psychic choir singing their own praises are loud in our minds, perhaps they are trying to awaken our latent psychic potential so that we can join them on the universal stage.

>>28823925
>>28823860

Sweetie Belle's cuter.

>>28822724
Rainbow Dash getting married to Soarin'

RS

Should totally write

How Applejack taught Twilight the magic of buttsex

>>28823995
>anon

No, that's ragingsemi. The fanfiction writer everyone is bawwing about.

>>28823974
Neat, thanks.

>>28824018
That's great. Why not go do it somewhere it's considered on topic?

what if ponies actually is real?
that means that somewhere out there...pony could be licking pony as we type...

>>28824060
Because we don't have a philosophy board. The closest thing we have is /lit/.

And besides, what else is there to talk about?

>>28824056
Oh, oops. Well done ragingsemi then

>>28824053
I think there was a cherrilee/Twilight one that dealt with that theme.

>>28824036
>Rarity force-opening the door in panel 2
>it was already open in panel 1

uh...

>>28824033
PSYCHIC CHOIR YOU SAY?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5cbIt2_HWY

>>28824091
Don't you mean the closest thing we have is /sci/ ?

>>28824053

Maybe Rarity instead of Twilight

>>28824106

that's fine
rainbow dash doesn't mind sharing

>>28824142
/sci/ is intolerant of philosophy, never mind that it was classically considered a science. It's just not a natural science.

>>28824153

not with spitfire, at least

>>28821089

You will learn that hooves can hurt a lot.

>>28824114
It's a sliding door, and it looks like she might have opened it a little further than it was in the first panel.

are we finally past the boring university 101 topics yet

>>28824186
Someone needs to write this OT3

>>28824115

What kind of drug will make me live in Equestria with pastel colored marshmallow ponies with candy flavored semen forever

>>28824018
What if Pinkie Pie already knows all of this?

>>28823342

* looks to the sides *

Putting on a bit of weight lately Vinyl?

>>28822766
>>28822766
>>28822766
>>28822766
>>28822766
>>28822766

I still want someone to do this, either as a picture or a story.

It's time to revisit BON BON'S creepy fetish, since we've spent so much time on Lyra's.

>>28824227
Of course Pinkie Pie knows about the Font of Being.

She drinks deeply from it every day.

>>28824226

Barbituates. Definitely barbituates.

>>28824033

>>28822724
Daisy trying to keep OPPP away from Colton and his winery

>>28824260

Bonbon's fetish is one of the last things we need to revisit

>>28824251

Not as much as Rarity.

>>28823790
Draw you drawing a picture of you who is also drawing a picture of you

>>28824316
Someone needs to shop that so his hair becomes his beard.

>>28824316
I hate that fucker so much, I hope he gets cancer

I hate those stupid alien shows on the history channel, they got rid of all the history