this is a terrible OP and you should feel bad

>>28807695

A pony is fine too.

>>28807695
I just found a whole bunch of Gummy images I didn't know I had saved. I am very excite.

you done goofed suckmyoff
you done goofed

anyway, ponies
let's see some ponies in this thread folks, any new fanart today

Wat

DMVs suck more than Rarity!

"Dear Princess Celestia, Rarity is a bitch who is full of herself. Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle."

>>28807749

Fluffly make this?

>>28807695
This is some bull-shit OP!

http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/46671

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
LOLOLOLOLOLO

>>28807749
Why is the worst ship the animated one?

>>28807776
I believe so! Can't remember though.

So for all of the ponies' baked goods which of the following do they use

1) cow milk
2) pony milk
3) big mac's party dip

>>28807797
>>28807776
Nope, that was some one else

>>28807792
because it's the best ship

>>28807776
No, but he did say he might remake it to be longer.

It must be weird not knowing what a boner feels like.

I dont know whether its a good thing or a bad thing.
is Butterscotch missing out?

Arright here I go.

Go ahead and request something if there gone be more brave souls to want something drawn I'll just choose one idea and then disappear. I'll nerver show it to You because I'm gone be busy crying in corner or something.

So yeah.
>requestan
>drawan
>no porn
>no gore
Boohoo

>>28807812
>Straight Shipping

Suddenly ponies.

>>28807826
Oh I'm sure she knows what a boner feels like if you know what I mean

>>28807792
>worst ship
you mean this?

>>28807812

>>28807833
>the doctor making the first move
nah

>>28807828
Fluttershy and Big Mac going for a romantic walk

>>28807842
Well done.

>implying MLP wouldn't be 100x better with a Steve Brule pony

OH NO, NOT A SONG, WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!

>>28807767
I know it's clip/stock art and all but why is Rarity blue?

I finished this last night. So I guess I'll repost it for the day crowd.

Princess Twilight x grown Spike

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RgwiHB3vakhUC5KxB2PlVt2q-_WhvUkSI1k1GviAbps/edit?hl=en_US
http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=333

It's a sequel to an old story. The one in the pic.

I'll upload the few pieces of fanart I've done, though don't expect much.

Hey pony brethren, whats the deal with human mlp artists always making one of the ponies black or chinese or eskimo when they draw their "unique take" on the cast?

Also no more fat Pinkie Pies kthx bye.

/r/ing hoppip in ice cream bowl

>>28807845
That was a fine ship handled badly.

Guys can you give me a list of the best pony tumblrs?
I have the full list but I'm not going through any single one of them>

>>28807885
I read that last night. I can't get it out of my fucking head! It was kinda terrifying towards the end

>>28807842
fucking zing

>>28807889
To deny fat Pinkie is to deny Pinkie herself.

>>28807828

Sweetie belle with a machine gun.

>>28807889
>black AJ

>>28807828
>finding details
>you already started up requests

aghaghagh!

Celestia in this (female) armor and this weapon (monster hunter)
http://huntinggrounds.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/navaldeus-blade.png
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BeeNMGei7i0/TDPFVw68csI/AAAAAAAAAZY/RF_-cytVXn8/s1600/large.jpg

>>28807885
Hey RS, far be it for me to seem even slightly presumptuous, but are you at all interested in critique on that piece? I normally just take your writing as you post it, but I felt like you were trying harder with this one, and therefore would maybe be interested in some constructive criticism.

>>28807926
actually I find it surprisingly sexy.

I have a thing for black girls though.
I even like black twi

>>28807848
>>28807812
To the best of my understanding everyone straightships Fluttmac and Caralight and they have had children.

Do we have porn of said children?

http://www.ponyspin.com/

>>28807826
...
I don't even know where to start with you.

>>28807870
Sorry but that sounds a little dull and I made one like this before with other characters. It's kind of hard to keep it in mood.
>>28807922
D'ohoho!
What machine gun specific?
>>28807939
You got Me. I'll do a lineart of Sweetie and then concentrate on MH Celestia

>>28807962
>Click on stallionbate
>mfw

>>28807828
Princess Celestia as my dad!

>>28807954
Oi, sorry for taking so long. Imma start the Scoots pic now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPxpI-u5YRA&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlOePuKtbD4&feature=related

anybody got any word on when the beatlebronys are supposed to release apple road?

>>28807960
>Caralight children
Never seen that before.

>>28807978
at the top, and work your way down

>>28807981

A thompson machine gun maybe,

>>28807919

Oh come on. Pinkie Pie goes to parties everyday of the week including the sabbath. PEOPLE WHO DO THIS GENERALLY HAVE LOTS OF ENERGY/NOT FAT.

If anything Twilight should be fat from all those books she eats.

>>28807926
Everyone knows AJ is a blatant racist, along with most of the pony crew. Twilight wasn't at first, but they persuaded her later on.

Still the best ship

>>28808025
Allright

>>28807954
I'll listen to it.

>>28807981
Yeee!
Oh, to simplify length measure if need be, a longsword is about as long as celestias' body, and about as wide as nearly the width of her hoof.

I saw your Lyra one. great work on that picture by the by.

>>28808031

og otp

>>28808007
no idea
but i have loved all of these beatles/ponies mix they have made

>>28807889
She grows watermelons instead of apples.

>>28808031

Oh yea!

>>28807997
>Horse vag is awesome
Also
reported

>>28808028
Pinkie eats a lot of food. She has endomorph written all overher

>>28808007
>awful american singing paul mccartney

AUGH

This is HORRIBLE
are they using a MIDI for a solo guitar part? Are they putting effects on it? its SUPPOSED to be low-fi! thats why he put fucking vinyl jumps as a beat on the original.

Its a terrible cover, just terrible

>>28807962
>mfw advertisement

>>28808028
Oh, Twilight is a fatty too, though she gets hers from sitting around because BOOKS. Nobody can eat as much as Pinkie does and not have some sort of pudge on them, though.

>>28808031
OTP

>>28808031
Pssh. Second best.

>>28807885
Why do your best stories have so little sex in them?

>>28808068

It my little pony in heat

>>28808096
>Sorry Dash, I'm not into girls.

>>28808078

cool trolling bro

we beat our blacks and put them in jail here in america like you're supposed to, you pussy-tainted britfags. good thing it wasn't another country or we'd be in there saving your ass right now like we always have.

>>28808083
Pinkie Pie is probably just a little chubby, but nowhere near obese. Same goes for Twilight. Fluttershy would be naturally thin, RD would the thing because of how athletic she is, and AJ would be thin because of working outside all the time.

>Twilight should be fat from all those books she eats.
>eating books
>vag smells like musty books
>has sex with books
>goes on dates with books
>books, books everywhere

>>28808118

I dont give a fuck!

>>28808118
Not yet.

>>28808133
AJ would be heavier but it'd be all muscle.

>>28808100
Because there's more actual plot than just plot?

>>28808131
>Using magic.
>Using mouth.
Fucking Luna, stop being retarded.

>>28808100
I don't know, anon. Why don't you tell me why you like the stories less when they have sex in them.

>>28808144
>twilight eating books

only when she's really hungry I suppose

>>28808133
No, probably not obese, but they're not gonna be thin either. Also, Fluttershy has the biggest rack because that's how it works.

BOY YAMINO SURE IS STUPID

>>28808126
i actually lold. Good show
>>28808193
>>28808100
>itbegins.jpg

>>28808218
What? Why?

>>28808133
>RD would the thing
>the thing
mfw

Hey, Snips finally got that job he wanted!

>>28808218
Dude what

>>28808193
You're implying a causation that I am not. I am simply noticing a pattern, for which I have no explanation for at the moment.

>>28808007

ANGELS

>>28808256
I don't know who any of those people are

>>28808256
Can the luchador fly?

>>28808256
>mfw

>>28808243
>rhyming snips twice

RUH ROH

>>28808256
>Twilight Sparkle in John Cena

Fo sho.

>>28807812
That filly's color scheme is kinda meh

>>28808284
>He doesn't know the magical prowess of the Luchador.

>>28808259
I think we're noticing the same pattern.

>>28808241
Silly!

They all get absorbed by Pinkie eventually!

>>28808318
Suddenly interest.

>>28808243
Terrifying.

Perfect, but terrifying.

>>28808302
Open your eyes, I see
Your eyes are open
Wear no disguise
Come into the open

>>28808133 AJ would be thin because of working
Confirmed for never worked a day in his life.

>>28808339
No...
>Stuck in head
NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>28808338
Whatever you say

>>28808316
But story quality could be related to the amount of depiction of sex in any number of ways. Do you have any thoughts on the matter? You seem to have though of this more than I.

>>28808339
>rape my brain with this song
goddamn it, imma have to play this now

>>28808326

>>28808388

>>28808393

>>28808339
Well I haven't tried to beat my own high score for some time...

Sup pony people. I'm in need of some strange pony comics to dub.

Got any? Pic related.

>>28808415
>high score
What?

>>28808440

>>28808456
Robot Unicorn Attack.

>>28808256

>Vince McMane

>>28808450
>Strange

This up your alley?

>>28808450
DO THIS!

>>28808440
"Okay.
>cellphone
Moshi Moshi~ Hi darling, yes. yes. uh huh. outside of my place. five minutes? wonderful.
*click*
I called you a lesbian, Dash."

>>28808467
What does that have to do with Erasure?

>>28808440
filly fooler

>>28808483
>moshi moshi
Rarity is not a Wapanese

>>28808485
Always plays when you play the game.

>>28808411
>Fluttershy draws her own NTR porn

That's depressing, But i guess that's the point.

Does anyone have any motivations ponypics? Trying to motivate myself to draw ponies but working 11 hour and my body feels like a mess.

I think if Pinkie Pie was a human, she was a fat (just a little) afro american

>>28808502
High-tech booned in Haysia, and it became wildly popular, cellphones and body-sized plushies and what-not, of course Rarity had to stay hip.

>>28808389
Story quality is a subject of opinion, anon. You may very well like a story less if it's got more sex in it, in which case you would be liking it less because it's got more sex in it.

>>28808483
I was amused by this.

>>28808530
human pinkie you say

>>28808536
newheadfanonacquired.png

>>28808450

>>28808530
I think having black versions of all of them would be pretty good

>>28808542
Another explanation could be that when you see that your story has low quality you might unintentionally compensate with more sex.

>>28808530
I think Pinkie Pie would be a nigger if she were human because she's loud and obnoxious and goes to parties.

And In my heacanon she does drugs.

>>28808459

So I see someone is doing Rose on one of those ask blogs.

NOT MY WAIFU GOD DAMN YOU ALL

TO HELL WITH THE LOT OF YOU

>>28808587
Lesbian thread?

Okay.

>>28808575
LOL. No. I don't just accidently throw in a sex scene, or add one in on a whim.

>>28808587
>>28808388
>>28808067
>Dash x BM

Eh, I find this one to be better. Yargh.

>>28808626
Just be glad they haven't taken her down that creepy path of OPPP.
>That tongue.
Cannot unsee.

>>28808626
>Still no Photo Finish askblog

Feels good man.

>>28808575
>>28808542
Didn't we just have this exact same conversation like...a few days ago? I forgot how it ended...

>>28808659
yes there is

>>28808649
Well, that other explanation doesn't apply, to me at least. I kinda wanted MORE sex in that one.

>>28808666
It ended somewhat like
>implying
>implying
>implying
>implying
>implying

>>28808450
haha

strange

>>28808672
Huh.

Link

I just wanted to leave this here.

I think human Pinkie is a afro american cause she had curly hair, and she is crazy, like black on tv show

>>28808649
How do you accidentally throw in a sex scene? Do you proofread and all of a sudden it's like "oh shit, how did that get there?"

>>28808636

my favorite kind of thread!

>>28808689
Fuck gavalanch

guess who is back

>>28808696
yes because we've never seen that before.

>>28808707

I don't know about him but sometimes I write a story and it just completely derails from the plan I made because the characters don't want to go down that path.

>>28808707
I don't know man. Nor would I no how I would do somebody's request for a fapfic and forget to include a sex scene.

>>28808727
Good heavens, Fluttershy and A.J. are performing mid-air coital acts!

>>28808645
She would be black as fuck, and she'd have a sexy muscular nigga body with curly black hair and she would be obessive and bipolar.

Look into your soul, you know it to be true.

>>28808649
Hence the term "Unintentional."

When you have a lot to work with, you might focus less on the sex as opposed to the rest of the story, resulting in a better story with less sex.

>>28808689
This was potentially a fucking fantastic premise, then Gavalanche got his dirty fucking hands all over it.
Fuck that guy.

>>28808740
Then you need to be more assertive! Show those stupid characters who's boss!

>>28808729

Lol like I care.

>>28808720
No, you might catch something.

>>28808750

>>28808727
Is that the for anon by anon guy?

Cool.

>>28808727
That poor hydra

ponies are so cruel

i need retard sweetie belle

>>28808727
Going by the signature and file name, Fiarel.

So here's that story I 'finished' if anyone's interested in reading it. It's a request for someone I haven't seen around as of late, but I think someone else might enjoy reading it as well

>Summary
Luna's time of isolation on the moon leaves her sanity fragmented, and she struggles to find the release of death while dealing with the horrors of her deteriorating mind.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1otLptD1bfPRoL2L_M85GzBMf6g96rqSjpj89VOcK85w/edit?hl=en_GB

I'm still not sure about the ending.

>mfw there are no crazy luna pics to post along with this

email comments if you've got 'em, I'm out for the night/day

>>28808803
I think I'll read it now.

>>28808740
I typically like to know where I'm going with a story before I write it.

Lol, I am happy to see I am not the only one who think human Pinkie is black (fuck my english, I am french)

>Not pony image
It's like I'm really in Homestuck General

>>28808720
I think he's pretty cool.

>>28808727
Oh awesome!
Ya know its hard keeping track of you with no name, so its difficult to see when you leave and return
Totally saved, love Derpy in the BG

>>28808784

Do you mean Sweetie Belle Derelle? Here you go noble anAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>28808755
You're still working under the opinion that less sex means a better story.

>>28808843
Allow me to lend my aid!

>>28808689
I wonder what's going to happen when Sweetie Belle meets Snails.

>>28808848
Correlation does not imply causation. I'm not working under that opinion.

>>28808811

I prefer the opposite, I make a vague outline for what happens and leave the particulars to the characters.

>>28808803

>Emo luna

Welp.

>>28808863
Oh god no.

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/08/4chan-pony-wars.html

>let's flood 4chan with ponies
>4chan is no place for ponies
>hop on to ponychan


ugh.

>>28808707

Writing pornographic scenes is like getting possessed by demons, man. You can't control it until after you're done, and by then you have no choice but to look back at the monster you've created. Preventative magic inhibits your ability to delete what you've created.

>>28807836
>>28807836
>>28807836
>>28807836
>>28807836

Wait.
Is this shipping from Ego? AT LAST!

>>28808863

>>28808888
Don't fucking remind me...

Black Pinkie

>>28808888

>eqd and ponychan is ripe with autists

this is news?

>>28808813

>abusing her employers by doing shit all work and eating their stock
>throwing constant parties at their expense
>contributing jack shit to pony society
>will probably run the cakes out of business by exploiting their compassionate nature

holy shit you are right, she is black

>>28808923
So how does it feel, being the only relatively-sane and thoughtful commenter drowning in a legion of shitheads?

>>28808727

Why would they do that to the hydra? That looks extremely painful and probably not even lethal, atleast not immediately. Damn that's a disturbing but nevertheless awesome image.

>>28808863
Definitely not rape or anything sexual, I assure you.

>>28808912

I see more shipping in the show.

>>28808888
>suck him off
dat comment

>>28808944

>>28808930
Darkie Pie?

>>28808948
Like I forgot how to swim and realized I am stuck in an ocean of shit.
And something brushed against my leg.

>>28808979
My bad.

>>28808977
Chocolate Pie!

sitting horse = mind blown

>>28808951
>Not even lethal
Looks like Dash is about to turn into a bullet of magical fire and blast a hole right through his brainstem. Pretty creative, I like how it uses the whole team.

>>28808979
You have my sympathy. I stayed well away from that shitstorm, and I hope to continue doing so in the future. Why it was even considered newsworthy is beyond me. It must be a fucking nightmare wading through that endless throng of mindless fucktards.
Almost makes me wish I had my "Celestia disapproves of shoddy journalism" macro on hand.

>>28808957
I'm not alone?

Because I definitely feel a Twilight/Applejack thing all the time I watch the show.

>>28808930
I would jam my cock into this

>>28809026

Thats why friendship is magic man.

>>28809038

elaborate

>>28809038
I saw this whole episode as shipping.

>>28809026

>>28808979
SHIT SHARKS

>>28809015
>mind blown
Really? Kinda figured that was spot on. Sorta how a dog sits too come to look at it.

>>28808944

NO! i refuse to believe it!

A.J. where is your Spike story?

>>28808944
Also pony afro

>>28809028
>Why it was even considered newsworthy is beyond me

It's Seth, remember?

>>28809085
I will never respect him again. And now lets stop talking bout EqD

Lets talk about black humanizations

>>28809064

oh yes, everyone had a field day with FWF

>>28809042
So you're into bestiality too? Well, at least you'll fit right in here.

>>28809038

Oh dear lord from the thumbnail I thought Scoots was suckling. Rage subsiding. Carry on gentlemen.

>>28809116
Gilda is pretty black.

>>28809122

oh god why would you say that?!

now its all i can see!

>>28809085
True. It's worryingly easy to forget. He's not as bad as I thought, but his decisions about that sort of thing still get to me.

>>28809122
>>28809153
bueno_dash.png

>>28809145
do you have any black humanizations?

I fucking love black humanizations

2011
August 17 (Wednesday)- Rainbow Dash Day

Exact day in the middle of the summer, which in many areas of the world has the greatest accumulations of rain. What follows rain? Rainbows! Wear Rainbow apparel, and, if a rain shower just-so-happens to pass by, don’t be afraid to take a drive to seek out a rainbow! Also, do something daring (and maybe just a little bit crazy!) to show off your Rainbow Dash competitiveness. And as Dashie represents the Element of Loyalty, take the opportunity to remind yourself and your friends that you’ll always be there for them.

Hey guys

guys

your favorite pony is black

>>28809145
Hmmm...

>>28809153

I am sorry anon I really am. But my rage spiked and I had to share it.

>>28809053
>elaborate

Nah, more Jacklight

>>28809122
>>28809153
http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/46676

>>28809163
He's in charge of EqD. Often the most "news worthy" stuff there is some new fanfic update. He's as information starved and bored as the rest of us.

>>28809182
Fucking

Yes

>>28809119
I had to get a new pair of shipping goggles after that episode

>>28809175
"Who relocated Pride day?"

>>28809173
I don't because I hate niggers

>>28809182
Say that to her face and not online and see what happens

>>28809185

>>28809119
This ship just seemed way too obvious.

>>28809026
>I like how it uses the whole team.
>uses the whole team
> whole team

Oh, fuck all of you people!

>>28809175

what is this gayass shit?

>>28809185
it's like I'm really in chavtown

fuck black ponies, if you want to do that come up with some good actual black analogues in the show. Lets get some interesting looking Zebras in here. Has anyone tried drawing a male FIM zebra yet?

>>28809116
I think not.

>>28809256
where do you live hoppip?

I heard you was in england

>>28809182
Gummy is not black.

>>28809250
...I didn't even notice Rarity was missing.

Oops.

>>28809275
surrey at the moment, but I'll be in york during term time

>>28809250
>Implying she wasn't taking out the other two heads off screen and being credit to team

>>28809195
Yeah, I appreciate the situation he's in, and he's a likeable guy. It's just that when it comes to what he deems IS newsworthy to post, it feels like he's got the wires in his head crossed. For instance, that particular article.
That's one thing I'd like - rather than stretching for news, just don't post anything if there isn't anything absolutely relevant. If you have to post, be smart about it. Don't incite groups to open conflict, offer information necessary to either evading the bans or finding somewhere else to go. You know?

>>28809182
...

I'm Indifferent to this turn of events~

>>28809250

well maybe you should be less useless.

>>28809258
Does this count?

steve thread

Pony should pony pony

>>28809305
>Rarity is fighting the the other 2 heads by herself

>>28809288
that makes sense. Surrey is pretty nice this time of year
>>28809250
oh god lol. Derpy is more important than you

>>28809207
Hi ghost, how's your radio thingy going?

>>28809300
> the wires in his head crossed.
Agreed

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/08/blog-post_16.html#comments

>>28809321

bitches love Soarin

>>28809250
>>28809067

>>28809182
SUPER BUTTHURT MODE ACTIVATED

>>28809301

/r/ing a black ms. cake cooking in the kitchen while singing shortnin' bread.

>>28809330

steveously

Best I can do away from My battlestation.

I'm beginning to work on MH Celestia now. I might not finish it today though.
>without double screen and a comfortable place it's hard to do anything right now. Damn Me and My habits.

>>28809366

>>28807889

Because each time you have an ensemble of characters, they MUST be as colorful and multi-racial as the BK Kids Club or else it wouldn't be fair.

>>28809337
pony should induce vomiting

>>28809192
It's kind of cheating, because Twilight works with anyone

>>28809284

gummy is so black, dude

>>28809028

>>28809396
You have to be thin to get into the wonderbolts.

>>28809351
usually anyway. We've only had one solid week of sun so far this summer and the rest has just been cloudy most of the time. Though >england, I guess

>>28809396


mission accomplished

I need creepy pics like this

>>28809182

Rainbow Dash. Well, guess I can keep calling her "that uppity colored girl"

>>28809418
No he's not.

>>28809351
Well think about it, who's the more interesting character; a fun-loving, hard working single mom who's struggles with her disabilities or a girl who likes pretty dresses?

everyone and their uncle has written a 'what if rainbow dash wants to get into the wonderbolts and it's HARD or she CAN'T DO IT and she has FEELINGS'...

I want a fic that deals with one of her friends telling her to get the fuck over joining a group of stunt performers and finding something real to do with her life.

>>28809432
>england
indeed. I was in the riots just last week. It was lovely and sunny
>>28809437
>OPPP chundering
well that makes sense

>>28809365
Oh god, I'd forgotten about that. Those things serve absolutely no purpose to anybody. Still, to each his own, not my site, not my place.

>>28809430
anon i love you so much
will you be my bride/groom upon this day

>captcha: iceWi buffalos

>>28809432
At least we don't get hurricanes and shit every year. All mild weather all year round.

>>28809064
Nigga she an apple

>>28809488
you mean a story where her friends are inexplicably dicks to her? Go watch Suited for Success again.

fuck

>>28809501
actually, technically the UK has a huge amount of a certain type of storm, I forget which it is. I cant remember which. Anyway, they are far above us, so we dont notice

>>28809476

have you seen his dance moves?

no white boy can dance like that!

>>28809485

>fanon more interesting than canon

Of course Derpy is going to be interesting, the fans fucking made everything up for her.

>>28809488
I read one like that
Dash gets used by Spitfire or something, tells Dash she was good for a fun night but to get over her fantasies

Then manic depressive Dash, and I forgot the ending.

>>28809122
>S-stupid squirt, It's not like I want to breastfeed you or anything...

>>28809541
A storm of muslims?

>>28809488
I want a story where Dash visits her friends after joining the wonderbolts to see all of them grown up and with families and starts to wonder if she made the right life choice.

>>28809431

You also need talent. Which is the tragedy of Rainbow Dash. She has spent her whole life focusing on her speed. So much so that she never attained the poise, grace and maneuverability that also defines the Wonder Bolts and their performance routine Its why she crashes practicing tricks so often. In her race to the top of the pony speed ladder, she unknowingly destroyed her own dream. She is the fastest pony in Equestria. Sadly, that's not enough for the Wonder Bolts.

>>28809489
ooh, what'd you loot?

>>28809501
I kinda miss not having lightning and thunder though

>>28809541
5-minute-rainstorm?

>>28809568
oh, jesus!

cue laugh track

>>28807885

Mm wow, didn't expect this story to reach the scope it did. Eternity is a very scary thought. Enjoyed it, and I don't usually read fapfics.

Quick! What does Gilda love most?

>>28809560
>Scootaloo makes Dash feel motherly

uhm.

coo' ?

>>28809620
Hamburgers

>>28809620
FLIP FLOPS

>>28809620
Killing homos, jews and niggers.

>>28809627
Hamburgers it is!

>>28809581
>looting
don't start me on that shit again. Fucking animals, subhuman animals


fuck it. Im gonna google this and find out
>>28809568

>>28809622
Dash one day regrets that she can't have children because she's infertile

>>28809541
Wait, you mean there's a sky and a sun beyond the giant rolling grey abisis above us that constantly rains?

wow.

who knew?

>>28809637
That's not really appropriate for a little kids' show.

>>28809620

Rainbow Dash

>>28809648

A tragic consequence of the Sonic Rainboom, and the real reason no other pegasi try to achieve it.

>>28809669

It is if you live in a muslim country

>>28809669
Which is why she was only in one episode. Seriously, Gilda is not safe for work.

>>28809386

Haha, thank you, but i think there is something wrong with the eyes.

>>28809648
Barren Dash?

>then Dash realized she would never have children as awesome as she was

>>28809485

>fun-loving, hard working single mom who's struggles with her disabilities

Except derpy is none of those things. She is a background pony with googly eyes. Sometimes

>>28809713
my little jihad

>>28809713
is FiM even broadcasting in any muslim country? Or is hasbro afraid they'll go jihad their ass after watching FPK?

>>28809386
Hey, can you post a version without background of Cutie Mark Crusaders doing surgery, please?

>>28809760
No, its because non of the ponies are in veils

>>28809742

The real reason Scootaloo makes Rainbow Dash uncomfortable. Scootaloo reminds her of something she does not want to think about.

>>28809744
SINGLE FEMALE LAWYER!

>>28809735
and probably not even one thing. In linearts I used to made eyes sketchy just to notice where pupil is.

anyway... yeah I can't do better now. I'm away from My station and not in very comforable position right now... heh. Maybe some other time I'll get myself to refine all these linearts into some full colored pictures.

>>28809779

I think they have camels over there anyway.

>>28809760

No, it would not. Equestria is ruled by females. That would not fly on so many levels. You would have veins popping before the prologue in episode one is even halfway over.

>>28809787
As her friends grow up and start families, she'll be left behind, out done, unable to participate in something her friends take so much pride in.

>>28809805

Is okay, thank you again for doing my request.

>>28809779
You mean a burka?

http://www.newscientist.com/blog/environment/2007/07/is-uk-real-tornado-alley.html
didn't I tell you?

I told you

I fucking told you

thats my incredibly small not really a victory for the day. Who wants a poem done for em?

>>28809836
But where would she go? What would she do?

The answer is obvious. Exile

>>28809836

But she is a motherfucking wonderbolt, traveling all across equestria and getting tons of candyvag.

>>28809836

Maybe all rainbow haired ponies are infertile? Part of the package of genetics that causes it?

>>28809878
Yes, but she can never have what she really wanted. A family.

>>28809857
Write a poem about Gummy shooting someone with his six shooter. AND I EXPECT IT BY THE TIME I RETURN!

>>28809551
>>28809744
What I said.
I wasn't serious.
That... was a troll post.
I trolled you.

I am so sorry.

>>28809857
Dash lamenting over being infertile

>>28809908
where are you going? and how long is that

>>28809857
dinky being used as an ash tray

>>28809939
I'm going to pick up someone. About a half hour or so.

>>28809642
HAMBOIGAHS!?

>>28809906
That's why she craves speed so much. Maybe if she can just fly that little bit faster, she can outrun her past.

>>28809906
She's too fast to ever slow down and plant roots.

She'll wander the world twice over having amazing adventures while her lame friends have tons to children as housewives.

I would say that Dash would be living the dream.

wait, is there a new thread yet

>>28809994
You can't run forever. One day you'll slow down and realize you don't have a home.

>>28809984
And the skeletons that are chasing her.

Damn, who is the marker holder?
WAKE UP DOOD

>>28809970
Yes. She loves them. I'd post the image.... But image limit.

>>28809994

a dream that will die with her. Just a scant few years after her passing, ponies will say "Rainbow who?"

can someone delete an image so I can post the marker?

>>28810014
I got it.

>>28808727
she pierced the tail with gems

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>>28810046
Done and done.

>>28810016

>Implying i want a home

Dark stuff is so epic right guys xd

>>28809994
From the outside, she looks like she has the perfect life. But the only thing Dash is thankful for is that people attribute the tears in her goggles to condensation.