>I watch for the plot

>>28741391
>dat pic

A stud two ponies are?

Are you implying that seperately, they are not studs, but when they combine their powers, mares orgasm within a 10 mile radius?

>>28741391

They certainly are studly, aren't they?

Remember that thread well.

For it was then, that two legends were born.

But Braeburn is a huge beta.

They're so much studs, that Celestia had to banish their testicles to the moon, so that every mare wouldn't get pregnant.

Rainbow Dash stares off into space, then grins wickedly. She sits down on the floor, pretending to read a book. “Hmmm yes, reading...I'm Twilight! Hey there, Braeburn!” Rainbow Dash says, looking at Pinkie. Pinkie catches on quickly and giggles.


“I'm Braeburn! Aaaaaaapplelooooooosa! Watcha readin' cutie?” Pinkie bounces over to Rainbow Dash.


“Egghead's Guide to Sensual Steamy Sexin'.” Rainbow Dash says in a snooty tone, pretending to close the book.


“Sounds fun! Let's do it!” Pinkie mounts Rainbow Dash like a stallion, ramming her hips into Dash's flanks. Fluttershy squeaks and covers her eyes.


“Oh yes! Books! Science! Sarcasm!” Rainbow Dash yells.


“Apples! Desert! More apples!” Pinkie Pie yells with each thrust.


“Nnnnnnnahhhhh Princess Celestia!” Dash yells out, writhing in fake pleasure.


“Woooooo Appleloosa!” Pinkie slams Rainbow Dash one last time and they both collapse in a pile, laughing.


Twilight and Rarity just glare at them, unamused. Applejack’s face is a mask of confused horror. Fluttershy is quivering, peeking out from under her hooves.


“Are you two quite finished?” Rarity says.


“Yes we finished! Weren't you listening?” Pinkie says, causing Dash and Pinkie to laugh even harder.

>>28741424
They are the best wingmen. You've basically got everything women like, between the two of them. One is tall, handsome, gentle, and soft-spoken, while the other is normal height, cute, and excitable.

>>28741424
EVERY FEMALE FILLY BELOW ME WILL ONE DAY HAVE SEX WITH BRABURN AND SOARIN'.

>>28741409
>poorly edited pic

pussy

>>28741409
>Edited version.

Bro that ain't right.

Braeburn is manly as fuck. Soarin likes pie thus he is manly as fuck.

>>28741448
If you're going to use a piece of a fanfic as copypasta, you could at least post a link to it.

>>28741235

>>28741448
Oh my god that's hilarious.

>>28741448
The pixelation is a good touch.
I almost didn't realize that was one of my images.

>>28741505

>Twilight making bedroom eyes on the fucking comforter

So, how many people do you think will fap in these bed sheets?

>>28741448
God damn that is comedy gold.

>>28741520
> The pixelation is a good touch.
> is a good touch.
> good touch

>>28741505
that Twilight is asking "Come on, put it in my butt! or are you a chicken?"

>Soarin' and Braeburn: being bros and getting hos
need some drawpeople in here today

>>28741538
Anyone who isn't completely gay.

Is it safe to talk about cartoons yet?

>>28741430
My ban just expired and I missed the last thread. What happened in it?

>>stud braeburn
>>not Rainbow Dash

>>28741552

>>28741500
http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=236&warning=9

>>28741593
http://arch.413chan.net/co28738129.html

>>28741448
>Nnnnnnnahhhhh Princess Celestia
And I proceed to piss my pants.

hoppip and braeburn sitting in a tree
A P P L E L O O S I N G

pony humping faggots

>>28741667
KLONDIKE. You should try drawing Soarin' and Braeburn gettin' all the fillies

sometimes I wish humans was real

>>28741689
Ya sayin' you wouldn't hump this rump?

>>28741593

Soarin' was decided as the ultimate alpha in Equestria. He eats, fucks, and flies. His life is awesome.

This was followed quickly by Braeburn.

Between Brae's southern charm, and Soarin's swag, every filly in the land will be begging for them.

400 years after their death, there's a 5% chance you're related to them

>>28741696
K! wrote it down. Comeback in a week

Hey guys! I'm working on a request from a couple days ago regarding the illustration of one man's fever induced hallucinations.

How's it look?

>>28741708
If he is, I'm going to go ahead and say real quick that I agree with him. I'd take another human over a pony any day of the week.

>>28741667
Hoppip is a plant pokemon. That makes no sense.

>>28741746
Shes into interacial

>>28741746
>>28741667
>>28741797
I've been told I have a fetish for the marker, but not apple-humping stallions

>>28741740
>that fucking face

Hey guys, would any of you happen to have any full body screenshots of Mr and Mrs Cake?
The only ones I keep finding cut them off mid body... Need to know how long their legs are!

fuck I forgot her glasses

>>28741740
Tess, you are a ninja master when it come's cartoony stuff like this.

And I can never stop thanking you for the Gilda and Fluttershy pic. So adorable

>>28741914
You should check ep 22, I'm pretty sure it shows them full body when Celest is trolling them.

is it me

or are you guys like
getting worse during the day

i mean seriously

>>28741937
Needs more dicks.

>>28741937
This may be very immature of us but goddam that bitch deserves it

>>28741937
There's plenty of time for that. 'sides you'd still have to wait with them until now due to color overlay (low opacity sky blue for glass effect)

and I hope you're going to plaster her in manjuice

>>28741966

we've been getting progressively worse since the show ended.

maybe things will pick up when season 2 begins, but we've dug ourselves in pretty deep, i think.

>>28741966
there was a time when we could say "day threads suck, night threads are way better"

however those times are long gone

>>28741986
>>28741937

she's enjoying it

>>28741970

oh god the vomit won't stop

>>28741937

>>28741991
No. Night threads are still better.

>>28742012
It angers them more

>>28742036
Relatively

>>28742036
Less shitty, perhaps

but not good

>>28742012
exactly

if she hated it, they would just get all sympathetic and DAWW DON'T WORRY I'LL SAVE YOU FROM BEING RAPED but if she enjoys it it makes her look more like a slut

>>28742023
What?
Gilda's a griffon.
They eat horses.
I'm surprised there hasn't been more of this kinda thing.
I guess she was just waiting for somepony who REALLY had it coming.

>>28742081

Quit being such a blubbering cunt. If you didn't still like these threads, you wouldn't keep coming to them.

>>28742083
And god knows liking sex is the worst crime imaginable for some of that lot.

>>28742083
...Am I the only one depressed by this trend? Women are allowed to enjoy sex too! Fucking societal double-standard...

>>28742083
>>28742043
Ok


then add some whore make up and bedroom eyes

>>28741569
I am not a chicken!

>>28741970
You gave me an idea, Nyx gets obsessed with dicks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHTtnIrv-1w

>>28742122
>>28742114
Ponychanners, and to be honest a lot of /co/ too, has the whole virgin/whore complex.

If women are not virgins, and they like to fuck, then they must be sluts.

I felt that way too, back when I was a virgin in HS.

>>28742129
Everyone kinda disagrees with you...

Chicken

>>28742122
it makes their underage horse waifu seem less innocent

>>28742125
no that's dumb

>>28742125
She doesn't need bedroom eyes, she's not trying to seduce anybody.

>>28742122
They're not mad about women enjoying sex, they're mad about their waifu enjoying sex with someone else.

>>28741937

>>28742122
>>28742114

It's called a "virgn/whore complex. Or sometimes "madonna/whore complex."

It's common among unloved virgins. You see it a lot on /co/ too.

>>28742122
I KNOW RIGHT!

And sometimes I think some of y'all only like lesbians because "it doesn't count" and that means they can be "won" over.

But yeah, that's getting about as far off topic as one can.

>>28742139
>Nyx
>Dicks
Oh GOD make it happen
it even rhymes for chistsakes

>>28742156
shut up RagingSemi

>>28742156
>>has the whole virgin/whore complex.
I am glad to not be a part of this.

>>28742122
She doesn't just enjoy it, she craves it, to the point she ignores everything else, and takes stallions from all around. A boon to Ponyville's tourism attractions, really. Sugarcube corner is doing better than ever.

>>28742122
It's the whole enjoying rape thing that irks me.

Than again I suppose it doesn't qualify as rape if you enjoy it.

>>28742139
>1:15
holy fuck I have that same pen sitting right next to me

>>28742225
Not him. I'm detecting some butthurt though.

>>28742257
It's not rape if she got pinkie to make and send invitations.

>>28741863
>apple-humping stallions
You know Hoppips kind of look like apples

>>28742289
THIS IS YOUR SINGING TELEGRAM I HOPE IT FINDS YOU WELL

YOU'RE INVITED TO A GANG-BANG AND I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND IT SWELL

>>28742257
You can be raped and enjoy it. Its like not wanting to tickled but laughing during.

http://yoorporick.deviantart.com/journal/43266517

>>28742324
lol. You're horrible.

>>28742122
I agree. I remember a thread earlier on /co/ related to "strong female characters" that of course became a topic about feminism.

There were a whole bunch of "women suck, men can't be sluts, only women can be sluts" shit. It was fully stupid.

>>28742331
Meh. He was kinda flaky anyway.

>grabbing Cake references
>see this
I don't think I've seen this Celestia face before, so postan it

>>28742367
Tipsy as fuck

saved

>>28742347
/co/ is overflowing with misogyny. Only some of it is trolling.

Speaking of which, anybody got a screencap of that "which pony would make the best battered wife?"

>>28742331
He was a shitty artist.
I give 0 fucks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdZa2phzWe8&feature=related

>>28742384
seconding

>>28742367
"You know what I love about you guys? You always bow and scurry around when I come by! It's soooo fuckin' funny!"

>>28742156
I was always terrified that my first time would be with a virgin, because of all I'd read about it hurting for women.

And then, of course, when it wasn't, I wished it was; not because of the whole 'virginity' thing, but because I was her second time and her first was as a rape victim.

So what the heck is happening guys? I haven't dropped in for awhile and all I see here is a bunch of FILE DELETED's and shit.

>>28742430
Stop it. Drunk Ponies are my fetish

>there will never be a white Princess Celestia figurine with a mane made of rainbow satin so depending on which angle you look at it from the colours move about

>>28742460
Everybody's gettin' banned and shit.

And I think Ponychan's down too.
Sooo.
Yeah.
Times are tough.

>>28742488
>mfw

>>28742430
>Implying I...I blow down to your stupid flank, beyach! *hick*

Have this one too.

>>28742514
You are now thinking of Luna blowing Celestia

>>28742450
I always wanted my first time to be with a virgin, because I had the feeling that it would be really intimate and special, and wanted to go through it together.

Luck would have it, my first time was with a virgin. Ended up being awkward because she had a really tough hymen.

I had fun though.

>>28742488
Would it be concealable? If that were the case I would rage.
I already have a big Applejack.

>>28742482
O RLY

hey, got a question since my google fu is failing me.

I know that hasbro apparently doesn't have the rights to the g1 pony names, but they must be somewhere, anyone know who does? it's just something thats bugging me atm, since out of all the ponies the only name they managed to keep was applejack, just strikes me as odd.

>>28742549
>Brown Celestia

>>28742560
I want to know how you even lose the rights to a cartoon pony

Are there some alpha-level pony collectors for whom the toys simply aren't enough?

>>28742600
Sun.
Tan.
Think about it.

>>28742600
Mmmm, sexy tanned celestia

>>28742482

>>28742606
I think there are different contractors that sublicense the various aspects of toy production, custom toy production, etc.

>>28742637
ok, but even then all a pony was back then was a base body, a emblem, and misc parts (horn, wings, etc...), not like anything was special or unique in design, barring 'special editions' and collectors eitions for those that care about that sort of thing.

>>28742553
>>28742616
y u guys do this

Is it just me or is pony chan down? it keeps giving me a site not configured page when i try to go on T.T


gif semi-related

>>28742700
K-Klondike-sama...~

>>28742688
>shaved pony
Wow. It's...it's so strange, but I can't look away.

>>28742488

>>28742700

Problem?

>>28742715
Yes it is. /co/ has been a warzone for a good part of the day.

>>28742700
Do what?

>>28742717
OPPP is my favorite BG cause she'd probably do me, wake up naked and get mad cause I took advantage of her but then forget 2 days later and do the same thing a week later.

>>28742772

Unf, dat tongue.

>>28742613

I prefer bronze Celes over brown Celes.

>>28742743
That esplains alot. good thing its not just me XD

>>28742784
You'd both go out drinking and wake up in the same bed. Neither of you know what happened.


And the bed's on the roof of ponyville's town hall.

>>28742717
>>28742742
>>28742772
man.....all the boners

>>28742792
I imagine it whipping around in there like an anteater's.

FUCK EVERY SINGLE ONE YOU. Seriously, fuck you. I used to think that I could tolerate this bullshit, but nooo, I just can't take this god damn shit anymore. I used to be like you, that I thought this would be a fun and entertaining thing. I loved it all, and God damn it, I genuinely enjoyed it, but not anymore. I'm just sick of every single one of you. Just fuck you. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU IN THE FACE WITH A CLAW HAMMER YOU GOD DAMNED FAGGOTS.

>>28742835

Fuck that, imagine it wrapped around your cock.

>>28742846
inb4 "umad" reaction images.

>>28742846

>>28742827
Lick me, Klondike.

I taste of raisins.

>>28742858

>umad reactions

This isn't fucking ponychan.

>>28742846
Holy shit, that was an explosive reaction! What the fuck brought that on, man?

>>28742846
this

>>28742846
Fuck me? Sure thing, lover.

.....HUH?!

>>28742846
Quit being such an autist. Learn to grow up and ignore shit you don't like.

>>28742846
Dude.
Chill.

>>28742846
It's going to be ok friend. i forgive you and tolerate you

>>28742867
>Raisin
>Not grapes and berries.
Yawn

>>28742846
>mfw This will be the most replied post in the thread and the poster is laughing his 12 year old ass right now

done on this for now, will pick it up again later

inb4 "I want to stick my penis in that underage horse"

>>28742291
DON'T YOU GET ANY IDEAS

Also, I have it on GOOD authority that a certain someone will be having a drinking game this Friday... afternoon. Which would make it night time for THE ENGLISH.
Funny that.

Drunken ponies should sway.

>>28742871
Just. Fuck. FUCK FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK.

>>28742891
Fuck you, too.

>>28742881
No, go fuck yourself.

>>28742846
You seem upset

>>28742784
This is SO for you.

>>28742921
Look at my ass
My ass is amazing.

>>28742953
It's a pretty normal reaction to things you don't like. I eventually just got tired of being upset, and started ignoring such things.

>>28742928
>that ear
I lol'd

Good show, Hoppip.

>>28742949
read silent ponyville and its sequel, it will brighten up your day

captcha: fusital average
that captcha almost sounds like a real thing.

>>28742931
Sounds like I can actually attend this time. Thanks. :3

>>28742906
>implying cupcakes is the worst
>implying sweet apple massacre didn't fuck with my head more

>>28742949
You know that seen in Rain Man where the retard burns the toast and then freaks out and hits himself when the smoke alarm goes off?

That's you.

>>28742928
must be a very tiny pony, considering the size of the penises relative to the pony

>>28743004
well she is just a filly

>>28742987
link?

>>28742931
Sounds good to me

>>28742959
FUCK I LIKE JUST PLAYED THE DEMO OF THAT

MC has awesome faces.
the sad thing is, OPPP would have gotten me too drunk so I wouldn't remember the sex.
>>28742964
Colbert just made a joke about having juice on your ass as I read this post. Also stop trying to seduce me.

>>28742987
sweet apple massacre, hmm, I should get around to reading that

I'm itchin to do an ask __ tumblr jobber.
Which poni would you guys like to see?

>>28743021
That image gets me every time...

Would anyone happen to have the gif it's from?

>>28743039
Can you art?

>>28743028
somebody posted it in the mass ban thread yesterday
i highly recommend you stay as far away from that shit as humanly fucking possible

>>28743039
can you draw?

>>28742932
>dat flank
>dat sway

Swaying flank makes me feel good

>>28743025
Fine, suit yourself. Good night.

>>28743039
7th Dimensional Fluttershy

>>28743039
MRSCAKE

>>28743039
>Poni
i want a better Ask Steven Magnet. Or an ask Philomeena in da house

>>28743075
Second!

>>28743059
Can I sleep with you?

>>28743021
pastebin

hZAkG3un

>>28743075

Inb4 every question is asked by faceless and he expects new pictures to beat off to.

I can't draw, but was thinking about a text only tumblr.

Does anybody like those?

>>28743095
Not anymore, no. There's room on the couch downstairs.

>>28743049
its from http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOSR76VHhII
>>28743052
pwetty please :3

>>28743095
Depends, you a lady?

>>28743110
No.

>>28741391

>in which we continue the discussion of how much of a stud braeburn and soarin are

So this is what generals have devolved to? Talking about minor side characters?

STOP MAKING GENERALS. THERE IS NO POINT IN THEM.

>>28743110
I don't think so, no.

>>28743119
"pwetty please" what
i am not linking that shit, it is fucking godawful
i was thinking about including a quote but the mere thought of doing so made me want to rip my own throat out

>>28743116
>>28743137
BRB. going to go kill myself.
I can't sleep with Berry or her clone. Why live?

>>28743110
Oh. no.

>>28743137

>>28743096
>>28743096
>>28743096
>>28743096
someone already linked it, people

>>28742928
I want to stick my penis in that underage hpony

>>28743054

Anyone can draw fucking ponies. It's the easiest thing in the world to draw.

>>28743151
It's futile trying to stop them.

There are people out there who don't have anywhere else to go.

What s fluttershy s favorite drink?

>>28743151
You say there's no point to them, but I can guarantee if we didn't stick to generals the frontpage would be flooded with pony threads. Were you here the last time a mod started passing out bans for ponies?

It was a fucking nightmare, because the sick fucks just evaded and then, with no general to go to, started making dozens of threads.

>>28743110
Nobody at all.

>>28743137
you know. I find pictures like this where genitalia is missing a lot sexier then when its there.

>>28743119
I lost it so hard...
I don't know how I've never seen this.
And now I'm tempted to try to make a pony version...

>>28743176
You can watch.

>>28743176
Fuck them!
They didn't even deserve you!
Plan! Plot!
Take your revenge on them!
That way no one will reject you ever again

>>28743199
>mfw I can't
:(

>>28743222
Do it, for the love of Celesitia, DO IT.

sweet apple massacre - pastebin

hZAkG3un

>>28743227
Thats even worse

>>28743051
>>28743054
yes

>>28743075
YOU WOULD SAY THAT although a fatass Mrs. Cake ask-blog sounds rather nice

>>28743199

>your image

>mfw I get my 12 year old cousin into MLP who's pretty good at drawing and I think given time and effort she might be really good someday...or at least I thought so until she showed me he OC ALICORN

>>28743222
Do it with OPPP...

>Yifferfox drawing MLP
> ohno.png
> See Spike
> FIVE THOUSAND YEARS IN MSPAINT LATER

>>28743214
I... am inclined to agree.
It's the whole "boring nudity" thing.
We need to leave SOMETHING to the imagination.

>>28743119
>>28743168

someone posted a link kind of to it, the pastebin thing

hZAkG3un

>>28743296
The manly tennis playing pony, then

>>28743252

Just try. There's tons of tutorials out there on them.

>>28743199
I can't freehand ponies.
They always turn into anime shit.

Did ah miss anything?

>>28743321
i did notice, but i'd rather just keep my hands clean of linking it
i haven't read cupcakes yet, so i can't compare, but this shit made me want to fucking die

>>28743296
>An sultry, plump and luscious mrs cake pictureask-blog

all of my repressed unfs

>>28743333

The eye shape and size are fine, the reason it looks so anime is because you put thick lashes on them.

>>28743309
I like how the rest of the pic is OH GOD WHAT VOMIT
You done good son

>>28743332
Oh, I am trying, getting better every day, but art has... never been my thing. I'm not very good yet.

>>28743333

Oh bah.. those look great. Who cares? They're fine.

Okay, so I'm bored and more than a little drunk, so I figured I'd take a leap and become a brony.
Where can I find the first episodes?

>>28743333
I like it, they have a style.
It doesn't hurt that I have, like, a non-sexual fetish for frizzy hair on ponies

>>28743395
I don't have the newest link board, but here:
tinyurl[.]com/mlpfimentos

>>28743395
On YouTube.

>>28743395
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeJ6-gN0eB4


then related vids

welcome to the herd :)

>>28743359
Hadn't thought of her before, though I may consider her. Also, I'm the dude who wrote that Mrs. Cake thinger the other day.

>>28743333
Dat hair is nice.
Though Rarity's is too short.

>>28743418

>welcome to the herd

Don't say that.

>>28743395
If you really want to give the show a chance here
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqgsXkmQ6ZI

>>28743395
You might wanna reconsider calling yourself a "brony" in these parts though... most don't take kindly to such terms.

>>28743374

It takes practice. Just keep at it and you'll get it down pat. I have faith in you.

>>28743395
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiWmGnXvOR8

Am I too late to post OPPP?

>>28743472

OPPP'smatingcall.avi

>>28743333
pinkie and dash look like they have a plan in the works, possibly a prank, just a mischievus look in my opinion, I like those, advance your own style and go the distance, become the best at what it is you do, and then make your enemies grovel at your feet as they serve you sweet sweet ambrosia...
>drools at thought of ambrosia then passes out

>>28743472
Yes now draw Hoity

ponychan... ~_~ *twitches from withdrawal*

Still, you guys don't seem so bad. I'll even stay anon!

>>28743205
shyder?

>>28743395
Welcome to the herd -don't judge on the first two episodes -very different tone from rest of series. Keep us updated -always nice to hear impressions from a new guy

>>28743472
It's NEVER to late for OPPP.

Except that one time for the foal protective services meeting.
Whoops.

SO, what's the name of the Cello pony? Pache Belle?

>>28743510

People decided to call her Octavia.

>>28743521
This gets me. Is it a cello? I submitted a fic to EqD in which I referred to Octavia as a cellist and there was a great big argument over it. Apparently it's a bass?

>>28743434
Ahh.

>>28743348
Excellent, you're here Thistle! Would you, or anyone in this matter, happen to know what has become of Cosmonaut and Mr. Sparkles?

I.E.: Have they been given the ban hammer as of late?

>>28743510
Octavia?

Isn't there supposed to be ANOTHER huge pony ban or something?

>>28743491
Okay....

>>28743496

This place isn't so bad cos it's full of Ponychanners right now.

>>28743507
>implying that the foal protective service cares
They just throw a dart every 5-10 years to see who's child they are taking away.
Fuck them

>>28743510
I keep hearing octavia, and in silent ponyville she's pinkies sister, well one of them

so I'm gonna go with octavia, anyone who diasagrees with me can, i'll use the name I want to use, you use the name you want to use, all pony is pony, love and peace forever!

>>28743532
No, it's a cello. People got confused because a bass is played standing up, but if you look at the instrument itself and consider that these are very, very small ponies, it's clearly a cello.

>>28743560
>all pony is pony, love and peace forever!

>>28743472
>>28743486
I will never get tired of her drunkenly hitting on Derpy and thinking she's Rainbow Dash.
It just amuses me too much.

>>28743373
Thank you, Klondike.

Yeah, I kinda agree with the rest of the picture - I only wanted to colour in the spike reaction because it's a decent reaction face, and it raises the question of "Could Spike get a tailboner?".

Which I'm sure /co/ will answer given time

>>28743559
How high/low is legal age in Equastria?

I just did a quick sketch, thoughts?

>>28743534
I haven't see Mr. Sparkles since earlier today. And I've got no idea what has become of Cosmo.

>>28743583
Ah, alright, thanks. Good to know, I know jack shit about instruments.

>>28743541
A mod tried.

He failed. Just like the last time.

>>28742928
>>28742928
>>28742928
>>28742928
>>28742928
anyone got any crits?

I want to hug and kiss these ponies in a non-sexual way.

So guys I received this new robe...
Anyway has anyone seen Fluttershy?

>>28743611
she isn't drowning in semen

>>28743623

>>28743611
it needs more blood shit and semen.

>>28743533
Whoajeez, hah. Sorry for the slow delivery, first thing I wrote and I was nervous. Also, didn't anticipate the character limit and it threw off my groove.

>>28743638
that comes later

>>28743611
Only with an Ubercharge.
But there is a lkack of semen.

Why are you a horse fucker now Fluffy?

>>28743623
Maybe after they took a bath.
Have you ever felt horse hair?

>>28743623
U Jelly

>>28743633
Also got slippers.
So about Fluttershy...

>>28743442
>>28743418
>>28743408
Thanks.
>>28743453
Bite me.

>>28743602

Pony sampling oneself? :o

I'm wondering because I have gifts to give out. Oh and by gifts, I mean fulfilling requests from several days ago.

>internet broke

So much for "speed" requests heh

>>28743222
>And now I'm tempted to try to make a pony version...
I knew this day would come...

well, trips don't lie, IT SHALL BE SO

If Fluttershy was a photographer and had a camera cutie mark would she be called Shutterfly?

/randomponderingoftheday

>>28743682
lol, thats just crazy
at least he had the sense to not wear standard red for that time, but still, he's a sorry villain compared to his father 'Grandfather'

>>28743731
>dat ass

Is that your work? You're the same guy who did the Sweetie Belle, aren't you? Do more asses.

>>28743611
Could use some line refinement (thicker more consistent lines), some shading. and the obvious of luscious man semen.

>>28743750
Maybe she's a twin, and her sister is a brash, assertive photojournalist by the name Shutterfly?

I've been wondering this myself, actually.

>>28743731

I like the flow on the hair.

And one more Berry before I go.

>>28743713
You drew my favorite pony.

>>28743750
She WAS a photographer in G3.

>>28743750
Why doesn't she a have a cum rag as her cutie mark even though she is such a huge slut?

Time for ponies!

>>28743794
Then she changed her name to Photo Finish.

>>28743783
FORGOT PIC!

>>28743768
Heh, one can almost hear the FIM team scribbling down ideas.. that could work well!

>>28743810
No. Time for cars.

>>28743713
OH WAIT, I REMEMBER NOW!
NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!

>>28743826
No. Time for cats.

>>28743641
I am guessing the monolith from Space Odyssey, but it also reminds me of Kamen Rider Blade Sealing Stone.

Now there is an odd crossover. Gemini Undead wins the battle fight, creates Pony world.

>>28743491

>>28743787

Would you do me a favor and pass Mr. Sparkles request on to him? I have a feeling time zones is the conflicting matter, thus which is why I rarely see him

>>28743840
No time for ducks

>>28743813
My grandfather was an alcoholic who chased my grandmother around with a kitchen knife. After drinking for 20 something years he died from heart failure.

Berry just reminded me of him.

>>28743794
Ohhh interesting. Maybe Fluttershy came to existence by the same spoonerism type method

love the berry pics, some part of me wants to see her hit on her kid when extremely drunk, and then horrifyingly realise it lter on after she sobers up, and then has to patch things up, and maybe find a way to cope with her obsessive drinking habits, or at least find ways to command her mind a little more so such traumas don't occur again.

>>28743823
I can already sort-of-see a generic episode playing out in my head. Shutterfly, looking for a scoop on the Elements of Harmony (yay continuity) comes to Ponyville. She used to bully her sister and it's sort of a big contributor in why Fluttershy is so quiet now - so Fluttershy sits back and lets herself be pushed around as Shutterfly runs around Ponyville, harassing its residents, particularly Fluttershy's friends, irritating the animals, and just plain making a nuisance of herself. The resolution comes when she ends up in the Everfree Forest, at the ruins where they fought Nightmare Moon, and is attacked by some creature - Fluttershy saves her, and a lesson is learned about treating your family the way they deserve to be treated and not being selfish.
Bit trite, I know, but with some fleshing out, I could definitely watch it.

>>28743840
every time
every time, my heart

>>28743854
More Toity!

>>28743862

>>28743874
Um.
I'm sorry.
I already wrote a story dealing with her alcoholism in a mature way!

>>28743840
Time for doggies!

>>28743813
is she your new waifu pacce?

>>28743862
That is completely quackers.

(Yes my punnage is awesome. Shall I send a bill?)

>>28743862
Swans!

>>28743874

Really? He lasted that long? *applause!*

>>28743874

sounds like a lightweight

>>28743862
>>28743935
Fuck you guys. Time for piggies.

>>28743935
Fuck you I want Ducks

>>28743840
>>28743862
>>28743935

can we not do this? it takes forever and the only cool one is the squid one.

so post the squid one already

>>28743965
>>28743990
>>28743967
Humans?

>>28743947

>>28743939
Pacce only has room for one Waifu.
But I do like Berry she's fun.
Or sad.
Depends on how you wish to look at it.

>>28742987
Is it wrong of me to laugh through the entire thing? Everyone was acting so out of character and it was so over-the-top that it was funny to me.

I don't know what is going on but i join

>>28743962
>>28743961
I don't know about you americans but us nordic types have an affinity for high alcohol tolerance.

I mean, you people drink beer to get drunk? How does that even work?

>>28744016
Nope...
Sharks!

>>28744041
I'm pretty sure that was the point.

>>28743455
Yeah, I'm enjoying it, which I figure is the important thing.

>>28744029

i liked oppp before she was cool

.>>28744053
Trees are where it's at bro.

>>>/v/106604801

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg-oxLOZBhk

Anyone see this yet?

Hey guys, I have a question.
If prince Blueblood is Celestia's nephew, then who are his parents?

>>28743935
I... never clicked that before.
I'm smiling so big it hurts.

>>28744080

>>28744041
according to comments silent ponyville and its multiple endings, one of them makes cupcakes viable through its telling due to deep rooted trauma caused by a colt who mutilated one of pinkies sisters and kept her captive, oh and fer her a cupcake made with a special ingredient, she blanked the whole thing out of mind, and some time later, bam silent ponyville strikes hard with the aid of magic and internal universe exploration!

>>28744051
I pretty much don't drink at all.

>>28744053
>>28744047
>>28743967

>>28743763
but those things come later

>>28744051
I get drunk on religion!

>>28744080
>Trees
>not griffons
Tess I am disapoint

>>28744091

Headcrabs.

>People claiming characters as Waifus
>not "Girl-that-is-a-bro-and-casual-fuck-buddy"fu.
Celestia would be my Gtiabacfbfu

>>28744051

100% irish, genetically, my alcohol tolerance genes are pretty similar to yours.

Trains.

>>28743858
Oh yes of course.

>>28744029
Her special talent has something to do with grapes - she could run the local vineyard, in which case being drunk all the time is known as "product quality assurance".

>>28744151
getting drunk on religion? isn't that like being a vampire and sucking the blood of your saviour and then realising his blood contains the power of the sun and then you melt into a puddle of liquid ash and then are reborn into a flock of rabid chipmunks which form into a mechanized pony and curbstomp battle the skyscrapers of downtownland the amusement park for souless bussinessmen?

>>28744171

When everything fails, just crowbar it to death!

>>28744207
Pretty much. Aslo you make alot of prank phone calls.

>>28744177
Can me and pinkie be somewhere inbetween? I don't want to marry her, but seeing the smile on her face and the gigglesnort in her throat would make it all worthwhile

Yes, I'm not serious. Well I mean, I'd totally sleep with pinkie, but I know she isn't real

>>28744184
Yeah about the irish...

>>28744225
Now, I really want to see a Nightmare Freemoon pony.

>>28743917
No. Go away.

>>28744158
I love how gilda is like freaking out, I notice she is a blank flank though.

>>28744171
BUT WHY
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

>>28744248
All 25 people who live in Greenland are Drunks!

>>28744263
She's not that special to get one to be honest.

>>28744248

furthermore, genetics will only get so far.

willpower is most important

>>28744285
Well, what the hell else are you going to do there?

>>28744297
but even the rich bitches silver spoon and diamond tiara got one, they're even less special.

>>28744297
Gilda is very special. She sits at the front of the short bus.

>>28744263
Gilda... strongly does not wish to be a pony.

>>28744248
That chart doesn't explain how different areas in a country drink.

For example in india the people next to the pakistani border might not drink that much because lolmuslims but on the coast they ferment coconuts to make booze.

>>28744041
Why would they end Sweet Apple Massacre with a joke? It's weird.
Also I laughed pretty hard when
Big Macintosh forced Sweetie Belle to rape Scootaloo in the ass with her horn and Scootaloo started shitting and pissing all over her. All the while Big Mac rapes Applebloom and watches That was very over the top.
Also: Best part was When Mac tore off the head of Applebloom and came in her ass, then licked her in the ass and licked up all the feces and cum It was a while ago I read it, but I think that's what happened

has anyone considered my little pony OS tans?

Is it even worth it to read fics like Cupcakes and Sweet Apple Massacre?

>>28744452
all pony is pony, love and peace forever!

>>28744452

Yes

Now get to reading

>>28744452

not really, unless you're really easily entertained

>>28744452
Cupcakes was written really well.
I haven't read Sweet Apple Massacre though.

Gee, it sure is boring around he-

>image limit

Now it all makes sense

>>28744518
>cupcakes
>well written

>>28744452
Nope.

>>28744158
Griffons are so fifteen years ago.
>>28744115
You just don't understand me.
Firsecutor.

>>28744506
I'm easily entertained, I sometimes spend hours talking to myself having discussions with an imaginary therapist version of myself, I help me through my troubles all the time, also I talk to non speaking iterations of characters and let the silence substitue for what they'd normally say, like fanfiction but without the sharing aspect since I suck at writing those details down since they fade if I try to write them down, which saddens me since the iea goes away forever!

>>28744559
You need professional help.

>>28744588
>>28744588
>>28744588
>>28744588
>>28744588
>>28744588
Too soon?

>>28744559
...
I just argue with myself about some things.
Helps me understand them better or get the right method
In the end I'm always right.

>>28744605
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>>28744606
>>28744615
EVERY TIME

>>28744559
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xmRY3eNO10

>>28744615
Lol pepperbronie thread sounds like more fun

>>28744603
the imaginary me if professional, he does what all of them do, he sits there and asks stupid questions and I tell him what bugs me, and then I feel better and not depressed, I blame high school for my troubles though, I cloistered my emotions and now I can't express them properly when I need or want to, so I come off as cold sometimes, and my friends don't want to hear about my troubles, and I lack money to see real people for help, crappy job market, hire me you various applied to job places!

We need a new thread again.

>>28744608
I do that too, but often from an objective standpoint, with a neutral third party other self to balance shit out, also my cat is a good listener.