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!!cJ4MGVqvOKw 08/14/11(Sun)22:42 No.28726631>>28726564 >/co/'s collective face when 15 years from now there is a MLP FiM movie in the style of The Smurfs/Alvin and the Chipmunks that features a "Brony" as the male human lead.
>Brought to you by Dreamworks Studios and Twentieth Century Fox... >This Summer, get ready, because this movie will make you... A little hoarse! >CGI Applejack yells "Yeehaw!" and shitty licensed pop rock music starts playing >Various scenes of the ponies messing up human stuff and the chubby male lead looking exasperated while toilet paper flies across his face or something >Dash makes a terrible pun >Music stops >She looks straight at the camera for 2 seconds and then says "...What? It's 20% cooler!" While making the dreamworks face >But can these ponies... Help their friend find true love? >Cue generic blonde actress as female love interest, way out of male lead's league >Trailer ends with ponies running through new york or whatever big city the movie is set in
>bronies go nuts and claim it as the greatest event since Past Sins got adapted into show canon >/co/ collectively commits suicide immediately
>Starring Seth Rogen as "Lucas Allan", the brony male lead, Michael Cera as his sweet, nerdy best friend >Directed by Zack Snyder, written by Adam Sandler, produced by Michael Bay >Musical score by Randy Newman >Also starring such famous names as Kevin James, Shia LeBouef, Hank Azaria, Elizabeth Hurley, Anne Hathaway, America Ferrera and Oscar Award-winning actress Julia Roberts
>Celestia turns into a beautiful, blonde-haired supermodel human for the duration of the movie and acts as a "spiritual mentor" for all the major characters, while Luna is her funny, peppy manic pixie dream girl sidekick >The main cast have none of their original voices or anything even resembling them >Celestia is voiced by Morgan Freeman, incongruously, Luna is basically Ellen Page >The theme song is sung by the cast of Glee |