in b4 diaper

>>28702283
is he doing a drinking game? if so link me!

do you have to register to chat

because if you do, fuck that

>>28702312
What do you need to watch ponies for?

Because nobody will fucking tell me how to get in.

I've been asking for like half an hour

>Dream about getting high with Rarity
>First and only dream about ponies

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

>>28702283


no link

because my antisocial behavior actually makes it hard for me to go into even internet chats

because they are so much more fast-paced than regular message boards it seems like a real conversation to me

and that creeps me out :(

Here's a season 2 sneak peak for all you eager McBeavers out there. They start showing a clip for the new season right around here.

http://youtu.be/rMOZf1T0wKU?t=5m28s

>>28702308
http://www.synchtube.com/r/ManyMustaches
http://dizzypacce.deviantart.com/journal/43211097/

What's a Pacce?

WHITE PEOPLE I hate u cuz

* 1. u racist
* 2. u pale as hell
* 3. u f--kin stupid
* 4. u stereotype niggas cuz u all dumb
* 5. ur fat
* 6. u look like marshmellows
* 7. u look like gluesticks
* 8. u close minded
* 9. u jus straight up bitch
* 10. u make me sick
* 11. u all like fishin for sum reason
* 12. u all have dogs
* 13. u think u a good race when u aint even human
* 14.u look ugly as hell
* 15.u a disgrace
* 16. u think u know bout niggas so much when u dont
* 17. u all got faggot ass voices
* 18. u speak like british ppl
* 19. u all gay
* 20. u have no place in hiphop so u shud stop listenin to it

>6
Whyte ppl = pony
TWILIGHT IS WHYTE!

Hydra needs his fix

Post awesome artwork now!

>Dream about ponies.
>Its the fucking Armageddon.
>Feel during dream. Notasinglefuck.jpg

Posting this old, old HFPS fic. Because.

>>28702306
that loser finally went to bed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlJ8VQN3PXE


Zecora and friend

Nah she's asian dude

>>28702363
Dohoho, just let me finish the MS one.

Fuck, took longer than intended. Can someone delete a picture from the last thread so it can be marked?

Thanks.

>>28702359

W-why are y-you so m-mean? I'm going to cut myself now.

>>28702355
a kid in FFX and X-2

>>28702333
You wish to get high and be classy

Wear a suit next time you hit the pipe.

>>28702364
>Dream about ponies
>HOLY SHIT THEY'RE ACTUALLY HORSES NOT CARTOON PONIES
>OH GOD I'M RIDING TRIXIE DOWN AN EXPLODING BATTLESHIP THAT JUST CRACKED IN HALF
>HOW DO I BREATHE UNDERWATER
>TRIXIE YOU'RE FUCKING USELESS
>OH GOD OH FUCK OH GOD OH FUCK

ATTN: everyone having pony dreams
I have the official scientific explanation for them right here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4htosoLsJI&t=13s

xanax gives me the worst nightmares if I take it before bed

>>28702395
did it

hay guise whats goin on in this hear thread

>>28702349

>never dreamed about ponies before
>not sure if it's a good thing or a bad thing.

I mean, it would be a sure sign that I'm getting waaay to into this series.

but on the other hand, you guys make it seem awesome.

I'm not sure how to feel about this.

Thread needs more Wasserman.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7u8ayCqS5g&feature=feedwll&list=WL

Also Cowboy Hats are God Tier hats. All others are mediocre.

JESUS! GUMMY! USE TAIL WHIP!! It's super effective

>>28702369
Wow

How did you manage to get worse over time, or does your stuff read like crappola if your not interested in the material or something

inb4 shutuptroll and your usual shit. That was a good read and not all your stuff was that enjoyable.

>>28702388
What the fuck is with these picture edits where someone decides to give every character 20 fetishes

>>28702388
Why would you even

>>28702437
>Way into the series

Or you marathoned episodes, that's how it happened to me. Not sure why I was getting high.

I had a dream Twilight Sparkle lived next door to me and she was missing someone in her family so I tried to help her find her missing family member.

I can lucid dream sometimes, but whenever I start to interact or touch someone, they disappear

I had a dream where I was Leela from Futurama and I was naked in bed putting a condom on a guy's boner

what does that mean

>>28702470
You have issues connecting with other people, or you fear that your actions will hurt others.

>>28702470

I've lucid dreamed before but now I can't. I wanna lucid dream myself into Equestria SO FUCKING BAD.

>>28702455
You read that that quickly? What was the last new thing of his you read?

>>28702454
Did she died?

>>28702359

>>28702496
>implying he reads any of it

>>28702443
Fuck yes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er-T5FjRc40
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCdIW4iLpGM

>>28702498
Do you REALLY think The weak and harmless Trixie can take a tail whip from gummy?

>>28702491
YOU WISH TO BE THE CYCLOPS.

>>28702493
Y'see anon, it's not creepy when it's unintentional, but when you *make* yourself dream about ponies, that's just weird.

>>28702526
Good point. SHE IS DIED EVERYONE!

>>28702492
That's extremely accurate, one of my biggest fears is that I'll harm someone. I had very disturbing intrusive homicidal thoughts when I was about 12, and I had to be hospitalized for a while because I was terrified that I'd act on them. I'm largely face-blind, if someone in my family changed into clothes I didn't recognize, and had a different voice, I'd have no idea who they were.

>>28702544
the pink scribble is pinkie btw

guys what if you could see a special sneak peek of season 2
but first you have to give Lauren Faust 10 orgasms in 30 minutes
how do you prepare

>>28702571
I put on my robe and wizard hat

>>28702478
So, Leth... Get a chance to check for that thing we talked about?

>>28702524
>Go Green Ranger Go
>Lord Zed Version
Mah Niggah.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O62jT3h1Vuk&feature=related

>Go on MLP:FiM for shits and giggles
>Find this

I don't think she really said that.

>>28702571
I put on my robe and wizard hat

>>28702496
It wasn't that long, and yes I read that whole thing, and NO I'm not trolling, that was, dare I admit, touching and heartfelt, and I liked AJs interaction with Spikie and wow...it's impressive

Last thing I read was the whole Fun Bus, which just felt hollow.

Again, I'm not fishing for bullshit, just a real answer, because the difference in quality is pretty startling.

>>28702571
viagra and oxycontin

>>28702431
What is that a real song or just a really well edited Disney song?

>>28702571

>>28702588
BloodNinja, her body will not be ready.

>>28702602
It's from Drawn Together
specifically picked because it's sung by Tara Strong

Does anyone know Hoppip's e-mail address? She posted it a lot before, and I've been trying to find it in the archive, but no luck.

Have some ponies in exchange.

>>28702582
Didn't go shopping yet today, I was planning to this afternoon but something else cropped up, sorry. I might be able to tomorrow, and if not then definitely Monday. I'll let you know.

>>28702621
Thanks!

>>28702594
Fun Bus seemed really well written to me. If anything a step upward in writing quality, definitely not downward.

>>28702621
>Twilight and Pinkie Pie knowing everyone else in Ponyville before getting their cutie marks

TIME PARADOX

>>28702594
Well I do believe he posted that because the next thing will be a continuation of it

>>28702586
And we know we can't have this without the opening, right?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5sVLYQMfe8

>>28702662
well you were a total cunt about it
so shut up

>>28702649
Also the fact that Fluttershy doesn't look like a lukemia patient.

>>28702443
>Howdy howdy howdy
>Gary Larson reference
holy shit

and I love that one, too

>>28702675
Yeah, I don't feel a whole lot of sympathy for her either in that regard.

>>28702662
Aw, I love your nights Nightmare Moon. The Day is over rated. You can only see 1 star during the day, so you can't appreciate it's beauty.

>>28702662
You know what your fucking night has?
Bats.
Bats are fucking crazy.
They get in your fucking hair and bite the fuck out of you.
And then the punch the shit out of you, tie you up and leave you for the cops to pick up.
Fucking bats.

>>28702666
Direct sequel. There will be continuity with a few other stories. History of the Dragon War. Chomping on the Bit.

Why is the selection of shows on my basic cable so crappy :(

The only good thing on is Dr. Who, but I don't get BBC unless I borrow my mom's TV and it's too late :(

>>28702697
But Bats also eat bugs, and are the only flying mammal.
Except for that one Bat. He is the night.

>>28702643
I don't believe so, especially compared to that. I swear most of the sentences were less than six words each, hardly any descriptors and while the sex scenes were the parts to look at the entire thing lacked an energy, I'm not complaining about the plot, or who they screwed either, and there WERE a few jokes and funny bits but compared to that oldfic....shit, it's so different.

But thanks for your consideration, I wish RagingSemi could offer an opinion or explanation or something.

>>28702621
trixie's lookin pretty frisky

>>28702431
Oh sorry that wasn't it here's where it starts for real.

http://youtu.be/eQx6MZFS2n8?t=10s

>>28702668
Mah Niggah, you know your shit. If I had a brofist image I'd definitely use it right now. Alas, I do not. So instead take this, for it is dangerous to go alone.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JZc79_qBgw

>>28702729
OMG I TAKE IT BACK
NICK AT NITE IS PLAYING MARRIED WITH CHILDREN
WHEN DID THEY START DOING THAT

>>28702697
and their ultrasonic chirping.
it's like a smoke detector's low-battery warning, but it has this high-pitched subfrequency that just causes you to cringe involuntarily.

>>28702729
Not using the internet for TV
>2011

>>28702729
I don't even subscribe to cable anymore, it's a waste of money. I don't have a landline either, because nobody calls me anyways.

>>28702732
All I wanted to do was find a job that paid.
How was I supposed to know that crazy fucker wasn't a real clown?
I had three cracked ribs and spent six months in jail.

>>28702697
I think it's interesting that, despite Pinkie Pie's Giggle at the Ghostly speech, she is still apparently terrified of bats :|

>>28702734
My newer fics tend to have less maudlin, syrupy bullshit. They're definitely better now.

>>28702734
Huh, I thought Fun Bus was pretty energetic and that dragon story kinda slow

>>28702621
hophip@pornhub.edu

>>28702753
If it weren't for work, I'd be nocturnal during the summer.

Summer nights are fucking awesome around here, like room temperature outside.

>>28702751
Is there a free way to do that?

>>28702787
Looks legit.

FRIEND OFF TIME

WHAT THE FUCK’S A FRIEND OFF ANYWAY?
a long-term event for writers and artists to produce content.

SO WHAT DO YOU DO IN THIS SHIT?
Artists are tasked with drawing or otherwise depicting a scene from any fanfiction they choose. it could be their favorite, it could be their most hated. it could be a tea party scene or a climactic battle, whatever the artist chooses.

Meanwhile, writers are tasked with taking some piece of artwork and writing a story about it. They can write a tiny poignant piece, or expand it into a massive adventure which used the artwork as thematic inspiration, whatever they want.

DEADLINE IS SEPTEMBER 10TH
more details on submission (including the submission email address) are in the google doc
https://docs.google.com/document/d/101BkCaqULnA3rP_X7DSg29_hu7U3UWD1lu3Xj1Xl88M/edit?hl=en_US
am i posting this too often

>>28702797
pirate everything

You have 10 seconds to name some really good movies to watch.

Please, i'm in the mood for that shit.

>>28702774

And black people.

>>28702743
I don't know how to feel about this.

>>28702787
>Pornhub.edu

LaughingTruman.jpg

>>28702790
>wanting to become nocturnal

Holy shit, and I thought I was antisocial, but you guys don't even want to be CONSCIOUS during the time that everyone is outside?

Wow

>>28702816
Iron Giant.

>>28702814
No I mean, is there a way to actually watch TV online? With commercials and such?

>>28702753
Nocturnal summerbro

>>28702797
>in 2011

>>28702779

>mindless porn

No, your older fics are better.

>>28702816
Funny Games(not the remake)
Videodrome
The Man From Nowhere
Solaris(not the remake)
Aliens
Trainspotting
Antichrist

>>28702807
I'll friend off all over your face.

>>28702852
But I know that's wrong. Try harder.

>>28702816
secret of nimh

>>28702816
Con Air

>>28702816

"After Hours" by Scorsese. His most underrated movie. Also, "Night of the Hunter" by Charles Laughton.

Okay, just finished this one, Hydra vs Pinkie Pie, now Inked and Colored!

Any thoughts?

>>28702816
The Usual Suspects
The Triplets of Belleville
Tremors
Lost in Translation
John Carpenters The Thing

>>28702816

You will now go watch Ben-Hur. Thje 1959 version.

Or else.

>>28702816
rocky horror picture show
boondock saints
dead man's shoes
B13
ong bok the tai warrior
kung fu hustle

>>28702816
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

>>28702826
Protip: My friends are mostly only up during the late afternoon/evening/night. I'm not being antisocial, I'm going with the crowd.

>>28702826
Why would I want to be outside? I only go outside for work and groceries/liquor.

>>28702816
Spaceballs.

>>28702883
Friendless fatso confirmed

>>28702871
so. fucking. jelly

>>28702859
>Videodrome

FUCK YES, WATCH IT.

>>28702779
I meant in terms of sentence structure and wording, but thats fine too

>>28702826
Actually, it has more to do with the day being too fucking hot.

It's not like you walk around during the summer talking to random people and making friends anyways. You have nothing to lose, except that badass tan.

>>28702816
District 9.

>>28702746
Aw shit. You're just digging up my childhood. I grew up with this season.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lclmf3ipfiQ
>>28702816
Iron Giant.
Princess Bride.
Uh... Crap, there's a lot, but I ran out of time a while ago.

>>28702859
>Trainspotting
yes
also Spun

>>28702888
skinnyfat, all the benefits of looking skinny until someone pinches your stomach

>>28702870
>>28702872

I second these recommendations.

>>28702871
Is so awesome

Thank you Rusty

>>28702753
>>28702790
>>28702826
>Homo Sapiens is a nocturnal species

Abetterworld.avi

>>28702913
BROTHER!

>>28702904
I grew up with this season too, bro. The best one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffYbfsCBgsA

>>28702885
I knew I liked you for a reason.

>>28702901
but...
how can you have a social life if you're only up at night
I do not compute

>>28702925
A lot of people already force themselves into being nocturnal for work.

City lights exist for a reason, you know.

>>28702816
Saw a fascinating true crime movie called "Red Riding."
There's an amazingly good japanese horror film called "Noroi" available free and online
Cocteau's Beauty and the Beast

>>28702807
>am i posting this too often
no

>>28702927
rail-thin wrists too, I look like an Auschwitz prisoner until I take my shirt off

I looked like Christian Bale in the Machinist until I started smoking pot and drinking too much

>>28702734
The guy writes like a bajillion fanfics and has admitted to not spending much time proofing them. I think he's a good writer overall, definitely one of the better ones around but of course there's going to be a large fluctuation in writing quality. You can see he's evolved a lot from earlier days though, the newer stories are much tighter, in that each line is meaningful, as it should be. When I used to read the older stories they were a little sloppy, especially The Severing.

>>28702925
HOMO SAPIENS IS WHAT HE WANTS, IT IS HOW HOMO SAPIENS ROLLS

>>28702816
The Day after
Spaceballs
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Blazing Saddles
Backdoor sluts 9

>>28702948
But if it was natural, shit'd be awesome.

We'd all have freak eyes, but it'd still be awesome.

>>28702924
Glad you liked it, bro!

>>28702894
lol servine.

Also, a version without the lines colored, just >because.jpg

>>28702949
Noroi was fucking awful, the Japanese are such bad actors. I was thoroughly disappointed.

>>28702945
you don't have any awesome night owl friends?

Sucks to be you

>>28702978
Well shit, i blame captcha.

>>28702979
You haven't seen anything unless you've seen Tokyo Gore Police

>>28702987
Well, err....
...I have no friends, really.
I would love to have people to chat with online, at the very least

>>28702971
We'd look like a bunch of retarded cat-eyed vampire wannabes

How the fuck is that cool

Pic related

>>28702816
Ip Man
Ong Bak
Rango
Dog Day Afternoon
Blade Runner

There, ten seconds. Most random group of movies ever.

>>28703010
Skype, AIM, MSN, Yahoo, or IRC?

>>28702996

This one is better.

>>28702969
backdoor sluts 9!? that makes something something look like naughty nurses eight!
>>28702987
daww wuna

>>28703019
>implying that's not better than looking like a lanky ape with cancer

I wish I was a pony instead

>>28703019
That sounds fucking awesome guy, don't know what you're talking about.

Bet you're the same kind of guy who thinks feathered dinosaurs look stupid.

>>28703034
That's why i posted it, some fellas don't like the lines colored.

>>28703032
I have Skype AIM and IRC, why?

>>28703058
To chat with online. What are you, dense?

>>28703010
>He has no friends

People who honestly can say they have no friends weird me out. It just sounds... depressing.

Speaking of feathered dinosaurs
I just heard that they found fossil evidence of a dinosaur that gave live birth

that is sexy

>>28703047
Feathered dinosaurs look gay.

>>28703058
Well, you said you wanted somebody online to talk to. IRC's a good place to start; check the linkboard next time Leth posts it.

>>28703006
goddamn that movie

>>28703032

We should make email addresses JUST for talking to people from /co/ pony threads.

Is this awesome? [Y/N]

>>28703044
>I wish I was a pony instead

>>28703091
>>28703087
Sure
What would be talk about?
Other than ponies, I get enough of that here

>>28702933
You know, for all the bad routes Power Rangers has gone through, Space was probably the last really good one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3viKZ6qnt

...Should we stop nostalgiafagging and talk about ponies again? I can't help but think I've already been filtered by several of the random thread-goers.
>>28703077
You're right. Robot Dinosaurs are better.

>>28703077
See?

You hate feathered dinosaurs AND Cat-ape-vampire monster humans. You have terrible taste in evolution.

Good day. Sir.

>>28703091
seems kind of odd to me tbh, but if it means less off topic posts in the threads I approve

>>28703105
Dunno. Go to #mylittlepony on irc.irchighway.net and strike up a conversation.

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/blogs/latest/entry/hardcore-kid-reads-qcupcakesq-a-my-little-pony-f
anfic
Who wants to watch some Autism?

>>28703105
We're talking movies, nocturnal living, and power rangers.

We've got that shit down.

>>28703091
[N]. Too slow.

I'd be cooler with throwaway yahoo/aim/icq/etc accounts. Anyone with pidgin/trillian should have no problem with it.

>>28703106
Space WAS the last good Power Rangers and I suppose we should. :<
Just remember, I'm a hardcore ranger fan.
And here, have some more nostalgia

>>28702904
>>28702933
I was just thinking about the power rangers

Does anyone have the copypasta where Twilight gets torn apart and eaten by Skeleton Jelly?

>>28703074
That's far from rock bottom, rock bottom is when your parents kick you out for drinking a handle of vodka every 5 days.

>>28703105

Anything I guess, it would be a pretty solid thing, hell we could even make an MSN group.

Okay, I have begun something that I believe is probably beyond my abilities, but I'm going to try it anyway in the hope that even if I fail I'll get something out of it.

I am going to ponify this. Twilight and Zecora.

>>28702816
The Shawshank Redemption
Good Will Hunting
Faces of Death
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Short Circuit

>>28702978
>>28703034
oooh, looks nice

>>28703129
That might work, but like I said I really want to make more diverse friends than just people from this fanbase :|
no offense

Everyone's favorite fic. :3

>>28703151
Martyrs is more intense. I think Irreversible, Funny Games, and Salo top the list for the most disturbing films every made.

>>28703129
IRC is a clusterfuck though.

>>28703144
I... I haven't seen one of those in years. YEARS. Last one I had was a Ninja Turtle one. I think it was Leonardo.
...Fuck. Now I really want one.

>>28703153
It just sounds so lonely, like I wouldn't know what to do.

>>28703182
Better than Past Sins, at least.

>>28703193
But its full of fun, outspoken polite people.

>>28703129

But the IRC is filled with people from, Ponychan.

>>28703200
What would be so different in your life if you didn't have friends like me?
I'm not entirely sure that there is that much difference

>>28703200
I got used to it, there's something wrong with my brain that doesn't let me emotionally connect with other human beings. Been that way my entire life.

>>28703213
...That's a good point.

>>28703226
No need to dance around it.

So guys...
I had a chili dog for the first time in my life today
shit was DELICIOUSSSSSSSSSSSS
I have one more left, should I eat it now or later

Have you guys seen this video?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muVfidujxRg

I'm cringing, I can't get through it. I feel embarrassed for him.

>>28703195
What I really want is that Great White Shark one. That was Lemon Lime flavored. FUCK.

>>28703239
I wish I WAS autistic. I'd be just as unsuccessful in social situations, but at least I'd be good at something.

>>28703239
Probably. If there was a way to fix it, I'd take it in an instant. I don't want to kill myself because it would devastate my family, I feel it's better to indirectly kill myself through excessive alcohol and drug intake.

Alrighty, thanks for the suggestions, I have chosen a few movies to watch, which can be seen in said picture.

>>28703267
You don't know what that's like...

>>28703278
you do realize that most people with autism have no savantism, right?

>>28703290
I NEED ONE.

>>28703149
I actually do! But she gets jellied, not torn

>>28703223
Well I'd have no one to talk to, I wouldn't really have anything to do outside of work and the internet, I wouldn't have a lot of fun experiences, I wouldn't have much emotional growth, I wouldn't attend any events, I wouldn't be into a lot of the bands I'm into, I wouldn't have heard about a whole lot of things, I'd be less motivated to groom myself, I'd have no one to share my art with...

And we're not even getting into all the ways I've been involved in my friend's lives.

Pretty much everything would be different, anon. I'd be a different person.

>>28703298
Oh... really?
Damn, maybe I am autistic.

I mean, I've been diagnosed with Asperger syndrome, but it seems like everyone thinks that's a scam nowadays

>>28703299
THEY STILL MAKE THEM!?
...Goddamn it sucks being poor and being able to custom order ice cream.

>>28703320
I got DX'd as PDD-NOS, General Anxiety Disorder. It's a nice way of the doctor telling you that you're fucked up, but they don't know why. It gets me a bunch of Xanax every month, I'm not about to complain.

>>28703305
Holy run-on sentences, Batman

It's 3:35 am, so sue me.

>>28703289
kung fu hustle yay, who said chasing amy? You wanted to watch that? It's okay movie

>>28703339
WHAT? THEY DO? YOU HOLDING OUT ON ME?

Also to make thsi thread related, what custom flavor would each pony order/make?

sup guys , where can i find a download ( MUP or torrent ) of MLP HD? x)

thanks
bro hoof

I don't know how old you guys are but it's fairly common to not really have friends per se once you're an adult. I mean you'll probably have some acquaitances of course but people start working full time, moving around the country to follow their career paths, and starting their own families and shit. So there's not much room for friendships. That's why you find a mate. If you're like 18 and don't have any friends don't sweat it you're just a few years ahead of the curve.

>>28703359

I've been itching to watch Chasing Amy for a while.

>>28703372
tinyurl[.]com/mlpfimentos

>>28703305
I know I'm missing out on all that, but it doesn't sadden me. I didn't really like it when I had it, before I moved

You guys realize that, as satisfying as this may look, it will only spread further publicity about Sins Past in the long run.

Nice job breaking it, /co/.

>>28703432
I don't know what you're talking about, so I also don't care

>>28703432
blame goggles

>>28703301
Why thank you, kind sir.

>>28703378
>Normal not to have friends as an adult

This is the problem with the world. People get caught up being cubicle monkeys and don't have any association with each other. Result: we get a cold, apathetic, antisocial communal society. Which just isn't healthy.

>>28703455
Ahem, anti-communal.

>>28703432

Yup and i dont give a fuck.

>>28703368
...I missed the "not" in that sentence.
But as for flavors:
Dash would have the Rocket ice cream Popsicle thing. You know which one, the red-white-and-blue Popsicle that they start pushing around July.
Pinkie would go for Bubblegum.
Fluttershy would probably go for lemon. I heard from my chemistry teacher that no one makes good lemon ice cream any more, which is a bit of a pity.
Rarity would have coconut sorbets, served in their rinds. I know firsthand that those are delicious.
Applejack would have Creamsicles. So many Creamsicles.
Twilight would have one of those hipster flavors, though. Coffee nougat or some such nonsense. Or Cherry Garcia.

>>28703414
thanks bro.

>watching a show that teaches you friendship
>people here are still anti-social as fuck

:/

>>28703432
Lily is my waifu.

>>28703415
>Doesn't sadden you

I'm pretty sure that's a mental disorder.

>>28703467
gasp! he's a communist!

let's get 'im!

>>28703486

>Learn about friendship in a 7 year old show

Hey guys, what's your favorite pony quote?

Mine is:

"That needs to be about 20 degrees colder."

>>28703486
And yet, we still converse. That's a step forward, if nothing else, don't you agree?

Because I said so.

>>28703486
I have friends.

Stop generalizing.

They know I watch ponies. One of them watches it with me, but they still don't know that I'm full waifufag for rarity.

>>28703486
>Antisocial, asocial people watching a show called "Friendship is Magic"

The irony would be hilarious if it weren't so sad.

>>28703486
>teaches you friendship
ponychan is that way, dude
ponychan.net

>>28703494
Okay. Is there some kind of test?

>>28703486
only those posting about it.
after hearing what notepony said I don't know what to think anymore. I used to think there were like 300 of us max, 40-50 on at any given time.
he said in the last 3 days he's had almost 700 unique IPs on http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/

>>28703494
Is it? I keep a loaded handgun under my sink, I assure you that I'm relatively content, otherwise I wouldn't be speaking to you right now.

>>28703486
Back the fuck up

>teaches you friendship

Nope, not unless you're a kindergartner.

>>28703448

>>Ponygoggles, normally known for doing cute pictures of ponies like this
>>Drawing pony gore/vore

The goggles! They do nothing!

>>28703521
>not doing >>>/ponychan.net/

>>28703508
Mine is "GASP".

>>28703533
Suicide won't solve your problems, bro. Just saying.

Just... get out there man.

>>28703166
Incoming failure.

>>28703551
I'm glad you like that shrug so much.

Makes me smile to see anything I 'made' posted.

>>28703581

It solves MY problems!

>>28703582
my god... it's not snails.

>>28703451
ah, you're welcome

>>28703593
Gotta love Bullet Sponge.

>>28703581
Technically suicide would actually solve all of a person's problems.

>>28703508
"uhh, sure"

>>28703593
did you ever do the cloudkicker HURR face shrug?

>>28703582
Twilight is Urza?

It doesn't look too bad, really.

>>28703581
It's just a reminder of my mortality, I don't have any current plan to use it. Human life is truly fragile, we're really just sentient bags of blood and meat.

>>28703517
> but they still don't know that I'm full waifufag for rarity.


>Rarity
>2011

Shit taste.

>>28703620
creates problems for those around them though

that's the only reason i haven't done it yet ^_^

>>28703545
Awful fanfics will do that to a person.

>>28703621
I've had personal projects I've been working on. I did the gummy shrug, but I guess it looked too awful.

Someone else made and posted one (which I think was just a shoop of the face onto mine), but I didn't save it.

>>28703620
Technically it doesn't.

To use literary terms, it's more like creating a dangling plot thread. There's no resolution, just an end.

>>28703582

I like it!

>>28703638
I don't know how, but this picture gives me an emotional boner

Like, no penis involved

>>28703601
nope

>>28703671
I'd rather come on you

>>28703638
>Horn bleeding

I'm pretty sure that's not how horns work.

Some day, all will be ponies.

>>28703601

Or something gay.

>>28703633
dude. no.
humans are the shit. entire species are ruined by our doings! our brains may be the only thing that contemplates its own existence! WE CAN MOVE MOUNTAINS AND RAZE FORESTS.
When we finally travel across the stars, we will pave the cosmos with blood!

>>28703651

So this was a personal vendetta, eh? You didn't get commissioned, you were just really sick of hearing about "ZOMG NYX IS TEH BEST PONI EVARS!!!"

Some horrors were made to be shared.

>>28703698
I hope not.

I like my thumbs.

>>28703703
After they defeat Trixiemoth they will probably fuck.

>>28703671
I think most people who say waifu actually mean it's a pony they want to hug and hang out with.

In all honesty the word "Waifu" should be reserved for the lonely fucks from tohno-chan who treat anime characters like personal gods, to prevent confusion.

>>28703710
Pretty much. I attempted to read it, but couldn't get through the second chapter.

>>28703709
>we will pave the cosmos with blood!
Isn't it glorious?

>>28703709
IT WILL BE A TRULY AWE INSPIRING CONQUEST.

AND ONE DAY, WE WILL MOVE STARS AND PLANETS.

MANKIND WILL RISE ABOVE ALL AND BECOME GODS.

/megalomania

>>28703715

>>28703715

This deserves some fucking Gilda RAAAAAAAAAAGGGGEE!!!!

>>28703687
What are you, gay or something?

>>28703717
inb4 this becomes Dafty's wallpaper

http://www.synchtube.com/r/ManyMustaches

>>28703715
I think this is the most hilarious thing I've seen all day.

>>28703768

Nah, I like my current one more.

>>28703715
>pic

>>28703765
Barn door swings both ways

>>28703718

Enjoy them while you have them

'Cause they will be gone.

They will be hooves.

>>28703715
fucking hell dude

no

just like

a big fucking no made out of fire and brimstone

right there being visible from space

in capital letters

NO.

>>28703715
dude come on some of us are trying to jack off to cartoon horses here

>>28703715
>And then Celestia sent a letter.
>With hilarious results.

>>28703732

Well obviously, she's a Mary Sue. Still, feeding to Gilda seems pretty harsh. What line was it that pushed you from "God, I can't stand this character!" to "That's it, I'm feeding her to a Griffon."

>>28703709
Humans are fucking awesome, we do shit because we can.

>>28703718
But wait man, hear me out. What if your hooves... had thumbs! What then, huh? Huh?

>>28703794
This is true.

>>28703709
Nature isn't a perfect process, not everyone is cut out for life. Some can't make the cut, and it's a comforting feeling to know that I always have instant access to a means to end my life if I choose to do so. I imagine that you black out before you even process what happens, a 9mm FMJ round straight through the brain will drop you like a sack of bricks.

>>28703802
Not if I have it my way.

>>28703726
No it's just a case of newfags not understanding an old meme and overreacting to it for some reason.

>>28703802
>posting that picture

>>28703718
honestly I'd forfeit my hands ONLY if I could be a unicorn similar to twilight in power

>>28703725

I should say is not m/m

>>28703838
you could at least go start forest fires or kill wildlife before you off yourself

>>28703709

Bro, the Earth can't handle us. We're kicking our own homes ass. How is that not awesome?

>>28703850
>Not being in similar power to Bullet Sponge.
Bitch, you would never run out of ammunition.

>>28703838
>a 9mm FMJ round straight through the brain will drop you like a sack of bricks.

Depends on what part of the brain it travels through. A few have spent long, agonizing minutes after having made that mistake.

>>28703838
Unless it doesn't. There are people who've survived such things.
Of course, with that much damage, it's likely "you" would be dead.

>>28703827
That would be horrifying.

>>28703850
Okay, MAYBE if I had telekinesis I might consider forgoing my hands.

And I guess pony hooves and pick up and manipulate objects just fine...

>Pacce plays some G3 on the synchtube
>see ferris wheel
>realize I've seen a toy of that with the G3 shit still on the shelves at the toy store
>consider that the entire four minute episode was built around marketing that one toy
>consider how many things in FiM are still not buyable
>confuse self with what exactly I'm angry about

>>28703802
>See pic

Maybe I'm just using fridge logic here, but Luna is royalty, why wouldn't anyone attend her birthday party?

>>28703821
Someone suggested I draw gore to vent my rage. I experimented with lots of sketches and this one came out the best, so I went with it.

>>28703850
All unicorns have magic relevant to their talent and light telekinesis and earth ponies can play string instruments with their hooves. It can't be that bad.

>>28703849
:)

>>28703880
that's why i'm going to do it with potassium cyanide as soon as i can find where they keep the formamide at my school's lab; i already know where the KOH is

>>28703907
Because for the last thousand years or so she's been an eldritch abomination?
And Celestia never mailed the invitations.

>>28703907
Because Trollestia sent all the guests to another party. Except for Big Mac, who showed up very late.

>>28703907
Everyone went to Lunas party, at Celsestias place!

>>28703883
Improper shot placement, the shot is supposed to go a little above the ear, straight through the other side. Not in the mouth or through the temple. The chances of surviving a round through your head like that is in the fractions of a percent.

Should I watch this honest question?

>>28703834
hmm indeed

>>28703914

Well, that's ONE way to deal with OCs.

>>28703939
Or you could send it in through the base of your skull and destroy the midbrain.

>>28703944

>>28703921
That's got it's problems too. In fact, I used to know a guy who tried it. I never found out if he chickened out at the last minute, or if he intentionally took just less than a lethal dose. But it was pretty fucked up.

>>28703959

>>28703940
Uhh, if you're talking about the show, sure.

We wouldn't be in a ponythread if we didn't like the show, and wouldn't recommend it to others if they asked about it.

>>28703895
>>28703895
Dude
Next year
So many toys
They've just gotta get rid of the shit on the shelves now, and recolor what's in the warehouses for now

>>28703919
>Image starts loading
>Guard standing up against frame
>Dungeon background
>OH SHIT I KNOW WHAT'S COMING

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE


Who the fuck would draw that. They would have spent hours drawing a picture of a horse raping the neck stump of a decapitated horse.

>People talking about suicide

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. TAKE IT TO /b/.

>>28703952

>>28703958
Too much mess, but it's pretty much foolproof. A 00 Buck round in your mouth pointed up at a 45 degree angle will pop your head open like a wet paper bag full of cat food.

>>28703997
>Dinky killed Madame LeFlour

>>28703967
yay!
that's just the best thing i've ever read
everything just keeps getting better and better

that was sarcasm. i am angrier than i've ever been.

>>28703994
>Who the fuck would draw that

That's a quick shoop, actually. The guy who drew it was commissioned.

>>28703997

Oh no, Dinky IS the birthday muffin!

>>28703944
>>28703975

>GAIA

THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

>>28704001

Humans REPRESENT.

>>28703982
I think I'm kind of capped for what kind of toys I'm going to get. The little 2$ ones are pretty innocuous and out of sight.

>>28704021

>>28704001
>Good end
>Build sustainable civilization
>Control nature
>Ecogods

>Bad end
>Adapt to shitty environment
>Move off planet, start again

EITHER WAY WE WIN.

>>28704020
Actually, how old these pictures are?

>>28704039
NEED THE REST, NOW!

>>28704001
Fuck yeah, we can build enclosed self sustaining ecosystems and colonize other planets! And dwindling food sources? Who cares, we've got meat galore. We ARE the meat.

What now, nature?

>>28704020
>Commissioned

No amount of money is worth drawing this.

hell yeah
homo master race

>>28704040
>implying that's a bad end
dude come on, one of my favourite fantasies is humans as cold maniacal world invading raiders.

>>28704057
Feels good that we taste like pork.
Just gotta keep the feeders well toned or they get fatty.

Hey guys did we finally stop talking about beastiality? cool now we ca-


>>28703994


>fucking corpses


back to monster hunter videos, I'll be back later

>>28704048

I only have this two.

>>28703144

Dumb Popsicle.

>>28703940
yeah man, watch episode five

>>28704063
not even
*swoosh*
one million dollars?

http://www.livestream.com/letsdrawl

I'm no pro, but I'll be drawing some ponies for a while. Join if you're bored or something.

>>28704074

>>28704057

>Implying we couldn't create some mushy shit that has all the vitamins needed to live that tastes fucking awesome.

>>28704088

Superior version.

>>28704074
How about we have it both ways? Invading and destroying alien ecosystems and lifeforms (which are heresy) to create Earth again, and again, and again.

>>28704105
Then why haven't we yet?

>>28704074
One of these days we'll come across equestria and bombard it from orbit

Pray that we hit celestia first

>>28704039

Hnnng, cute Dinky is too cute! Can't... continue... advocating... Filly Murder...

>>28704122

Because we have no need for it.

>>28704122
Because every time we try it tastes like chicken shit.

>>28704121
my god.
it's perfect.

I think humans should all die in some awesome, drawn out apocalypse scenario. Either a war or zombie virus or aliens, who knows. Preferably in 2012 so I get to see it.

>>28704126

Just give in man, is stupid fanon but is too cute.

>>28704145
Humans get invaded and destroyed by alternate universe humans who want more earths for the earth god.

is this awesome? y/n

>>28704159
man I am so glad I made that fucking post I love you guys

Everybody's favorite human fetishist pony.

>>28704159
HERESY AND NON-HERESY IN THE SAME TIME

>>28704159
N.
Because we are them. We can't really invade someone we've already conquered you know.

>>28704124
>Bombard from orbit
>Not seek an alliance
>Magic+science, motherfuckers.
>Create an unstoppable Eternal Human-Pony Dual Empire

>>28704187
It's like jesse and james fucked.

>>28703875
serious here what power does she have besides levitation? I'm reading and so far nothing else. Fucking Velvet can throw up barriers and make her voice emanate from the walls and ground

>>28704187

>Slut

She always look like a slut...

>>28704179
Good god. That image will ALWAYS remind me of this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4&feature=fvwp&NR=1

>>28704208
Haven't they already?

Many, many times?

>>28704150

I love the idea of Derpy as a single mom to Dinky. But then I also love Sweetie Belle, and we all know how that manifests in unhealthy ways.

>>28704199
>Implying ponies wouldn't use the corrupting influence of their "magic" to turn us into vile slaves to their infernal purposes

They're heresy man. You know what you have to do with heresy.

>>28704234
So... what is Rarity doing to Sweetie Bell, and why?

>>28704242

>>28704250
had a kid she doesn't want and wants her parents to take care of it instead, but because shes darker it wouldnt work, so she starts bleaching her.

>>28704250

Are you that slow?

>>28704232
whyboner

Someone made a nice compilation of those Dr. Whooves videos and turning them into one single narrative:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gYTThWEYbk

>>28704222
Stop getting in my brain. It's weird.
Anyway, it's been surreal. Good night.

>>28704232

>>28704264
Somehow, I don't feel the hat needs to be recolored.

>>28704250

Bleaching her coat so that people will believe Sweetie Belle is her baby sister and not a child born out of wedlock.

>>28704270
awesome gif

>>28704232
What would Femme!Big Mac be named?

FUN TIMES GETTIN DRUNK

>>28704270
>Read it in her voice

>>28704298

>>28704326

Lil Macy

>>28704355

It's hard not to.