Whenever I feel like it.

>>28685336
Based on Crops i suppose

>>28685336
Bureaucracy. Several committees, or a singular group of administrators, who confer with Equestrian meteorologists, agriculturalists and other specialised professionals to divine the proper course of weather control for each individual area.

Or magic!

>>28685336
Ministry of Weather.

>>28685336
The mayor has a meteorological consultant.

>>28685336
Crop rotations, Celestia's decree, rainfall patterns from surrounding countries maybe.

Depending on the mood of Rainbow Dash and Celestia I'd figure. I wonder what would happen Celestia was horny... oh god. OH GOD. HIDE YOUR FILLYS. CMC, HIDE

A bunch of bean counters in Canterlot have charts and statistics and whatnot. Lousy big goverment.

>>28685336
I would assume they would base it on naturally occurring weather, optimizing it for maximum crop growth/pleasant weather for settlements.

a comitee of agricultural specialists knows the ideal amount of rainfall for maximum crop output. duh.

>mfw this is the first time I've seen Archive post before (well that in the last thread)

I'm kind of in awe.

>topic
Whenever it's convenient for the plot of the show.
or fanfiction

>>28685336
Twilight Sparkle.

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They had to have a big one because they missed one, so I assume watering crops plays a large part in it.

The local governments probably manage the small details, with approximate quotas given higher up

>>28685412
It's possible that they end up with something similar to naturally occurring weather, but I think it'd be by mistake rather than by design. Remember, most ponies think automatic weather is weird and unnatural - not the normal, rational state of things.

They have research teams that plot the necessary weather patterns far out in advance to compensate for the tampering they've already done for generations. If they left it to nature, the cycles would be quite out of sync with their planned lifestyles and would wreak havoc on Equestria for years to come.

>>28685427
Friend-offs gonna return? That's pretty cool, who do I need to contact to help out?

Is Cease still here?

Would Dash need to have some brains to manage the weather like that? Or is it a fairly simple job?

NANANANANANANANANANANANANANA TWILIGHT

SPAAAAAAAAARKLE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSaDPc1Cs5U

>>28685465
Dinofag is 'organizing' everything, dunno what needs to be done other than that; but he's the guy to get in contact with if you wanna help.

Elsewise, make sure you contribute something!

waiting for gandalf gandalf

arent you gonna show everyone what a superior logician you are, you sure showed me!

>>28685479
She may not understand much, but she understands flight mechanics and aerodynamics. It wouldn't surprise me if weather and advanced flight were the only classes she ever paid attention to, because both of them let her show off

>>28685519
This late into the thread. Im disappoint.

>>28685485
>Dinofag is 'organizing' everything,

>>28685485
>dino-fag
>organising

RUH ROH

>>28685502
Greybeard went off to bed, dude.

hey folks, thought I'd post results since you never saw the end of that whole ponychan bloke I was talking to on steam.

It was a fairly pointless argument, I'm not even sure he knew what he was doing. By the end, he just sort of gave up.

I'll always keep these, though :)

>>28685537
>>28685540
I NO RITE LOLZ

>>28685478
He put in the subject field of his last post that he was out for a while.

>>28685414
Normally, I post anon. I feel like tripcodes are only the "right thing to do" when you need people to be sure that you're you. And for most discussions, that's not really necessary.
(That said, I *have* been away from /co/ for a while. Ponibooru has become quite a handful!)

>>28685437
<==

>>28685502
>>28685557
I beat you to the thread bro.
Are you gonna post chat logs or am I?
Or are you afraid everyone will call you out on your bullshit?

>>28685537
Yeah, tell me about it. I'm the guy who suggested we should do it again. And then Dinofag was all like, "OMG! I'M GONNA DO IT!" He created a google doc explaining what it is and that it's going to be on Sept 10th. It would have been better just to create copy pasta, just like the first time.

>>28685575
Guess I'm obligated to go help then, just when I was about to leave the fandom too...

inspire me.

>Yesterday someone brings up Jetfire's Nightmare Rarity story
>nothing better to do
>read it
>'Well that was alright. What else has he done...'
>[It's a Dangerous Business, Going Out Your Door]
>Never bothered reading it, heard a few recommendations recently
>19 chapters
>'Well it's early in the evening, and I can always stop and pick it back up later'
>9 hours later, 6:30am

Jesus tap-dancing Christ. I've read some shit, but that takes the cake.

>>28685557
>that last line.

I wonder if that'll get him banned.

>>28685544
I am now. was just chilling watching some sc2 streams.

>>28685502
>Mfw you waited in thread for me
that is pretty cute bro. I don't have anything to brag about to you or these fine people, other then that you didn't really prove anything, made yourself look like an idiot and wasted your own time.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>28685615
Soarin stealing 40 pies. That's as much as 4 tens!

>>28685607
Oh I know your pain man, I was the guy who was discussing the reboot with NTSTS... This sure is a sour disappointment. But I guess the least I could do is damage control.

>>28685619
I FUCKING KNOW RIGHT
I read that whole story in one shift at work and it blew my mind.
Jetfire es best.

>>28685615
blues playing blues guitar

>>28685557
>you are no worse than Hitler

That was nice of him to say.

>>28685619

So you just spend 9 hours reading a fic you dont like?

>>28685615
no.

>>28685615
Fluttershy as a cute Drone

>>28685626
>other then that you didn't really prove anything, made yourself look like an idiot

Wherrrres yoooour prooooof

Although I do admit I wasted sometime. Although you did too, so not all is lost.

8/10 troll, we had fun

>>28685619
I ended up getting stuck into it and read the entire thing in one sitting too. It's fucking unfair how time-consuming that story is. Jetfire needs to have someone put a warning about it on its page on EqD, just so new readers know once they go in, they aren't getting out!

archive dude, can I have archiver manual marking stuff

/co/ says I have a marker fetish
leth will agree

>>28685652
>>28685619
Wait, were you implying you DIDN'T like Dangerous Business? Did I just go full derp?

>>28685605
>Chat logs
You're welcome to post them if you feel so inclined, I have nothing to hide. I said they were meaningless and I meant it too.

Much like talking to you, one would imagine, though if anything our little tete-a-tete certainly solidifed my belief that all ponyfags are stupid beyond repair

stop spamming these threads ponyfags

>>28685678
*some time
behave space bar

>>28685626
who's stream are you watching teamliquid seems pretty barren atm

>>28685626

>waster people time
>in a pony thread

>>28685696
no drama allowed

reporting

>>28685686

>>28685711
>waster people time
sounds like a segment from some homeless kids show

>>28685647
And that's terrible.

Well, I just made a little something with Acid Pro 7...

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=7WX4FUE4

Based off a song...
I still hardly even know how to use this program...

>>28685675
>implying she's not full-on kerrigan

>>28685686
Well, you put fetishes IN your markers, if that counts...

>>28685678
man it would be difficult for me to give less of a shit about you and Gandalf's little slapfight

just let it drop

>>28685696
really? I'm kind of disappointed. You gave somebody from ponychan a screencap and not me?

Even with all we've been through?
I was fully expecting you to burst into this thread with some nice screencaps or two of my idiocy

>>28685619
>Read Cupcakes
>Then all the alt endings
>Then Severance and Reconnection
>Then the Night That Never Ended
>Then a whole bunch of short stories

There needs to be a "WHY CAN'T I READ ALL THESE FANFICS" macro.

>>28685758
cant you just put it on soundcloud?

Any write fags around wanting to do a quick fic?

>>28685652
Don't I fucking know it. I mean really, that thing is, for all intents and purposes, an epic. Well written, very, very few hiccups for a piece of amateur writing. Even technically speaking. The damn thing's over 147,000 words. It's a motherfucking book. To put it into perspective for some of you, compare this to LOTR: The Two Towers, at a mere 143,436.

Like, for serious, if anyone here isn't opposed to fanfiction, you're doing yourself a massive disservice by not reading this.

>>28685794
I don't know how to do that

So yeah, sure was awful how that mod deleted this thread and banned everyone.

>>28685778
You can do it if you try. I believe in you.

>>28685778
>>28685732
true. soz

>>28685759
I AM THE QUEEN OF BLADES
..that is, if it's um...ok with you...

>>28685686
>>28685766
There's some bug in the manual marking code, and I'd rather it be an "emergency powers" kind of thing than the natural order of things.

I'll try to have it ready for when things get bad, though.

>>28685793
seriously, though, love fanfic

>>28685801
Always taking requests!
...but, in this case, you're probably better off asking NTSTS or someone else. I'm not quick, haha!

>>28685801
why not
>>28685819
go register on soundcloud, and follow instructions

>>28685691
Nononono. It's Fucking spectacular, I can't praise it highly enough. Also I took too damn long with my second response, so uh... Read that one for clarification I guess?

ANYWAY.

>>28685661
No, stupid.

>>28685801
Let's hear your idea before I commit to anything.

why do you people still have these threads

does anyone have links to downloads of image folders? I cant be arsed to save shit and organise it too.

>>28685875
i dunno lol XD

>>28685801
about?

>>28685861
Pornography!

>>28685837
>>28685836
>>28685861
Then it's a race.


I already asked this once, but the guy backed out.

Rainbow Dash coming out of the closet to tell her friends she's straight.

>>28685881
http://www.ponibooru.org

>>28685901
what kind of style?

>>28685793
>Put fanfics on eBook
>Read during breaks
>Whatcha reading there, anon?
>Switch to art book fast as fuck
>Ah, nothing.

SO SMOOTH.

>>28685901
You asked Duplex Fields for that, right? Fairly certain he filled it, but I'll see about getting something along those lines done!
I'm assuming you want something short and punchy? I make no promises, but I'll do my best.

>>28685708
Rainbow's stream. He's probably my favourite terran along with Dragon & a finnish fellow called Fuzer.

http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/KIMSUNGJE

>>28685816
"It's a Dangerous Business, Going Out Your Door"

That's a lord of the rings quote, I think.

>170,000 words
An inspiring effort.

Hmm, almost makes me want to pick up pen and paper.

>>28685901
HOW HAS THIS NOT ALREADY BEEN DONE?
Someone in this fandom has some explaining to do.

I'll take a whack at it if no one else wants to.

>>28685833
That's cool. It's not often an issue, so it's not that big of a deal.

>>28685941
we might as well race, NTS

>>28685935
Like I said, he backed out of it. I got less than a paragraph or two.

>>28685647

>>28685936
I believe Bilbo said it to Frodo at the beginning of Fellowship of the Ring, but it might be from the Hobbit. I can't really remember off the top of my head.

>>28685875
Why are you still rectum ired over ponies?

>>28685961
Man, you go for it. Maybe I'm just excusing myself being a lazy fuck, but that idea doesn't sound super interesting to write about (no offense mr. requester).

I'm sure you'd do it more justice than me anyway. Have at!

>>28685875
In the hopes that there is more gay.

>>28685966

>>28685936
Yes its a Lotr quote

>>28685972
Ah, alright. You'll probably get something better out of suckmyoff and NTSTS anyway. But I'll add it to my list and I'll see what I can get done for you, anon.

Alright alright, enough of this crap.
Get out of here, the lot of you.

>>28685901
>>28685966
HHnnggg why is Rainbow Dash so pretty??
>>28685973
Draw Dash being pretty!

Well, better get this Friend-Off thing out of the way.

Requesting pictures you want a story done for.

>>28685988
this

>>28685936
It's very LotR-y.

>>28686051
I'd love the fuck out of you.

>>28686021
>Dash
>pretty
impossible. next.

>>28685936
"It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out of your door," he used to say. "You step into the Road, and if you don't keep your feet, there is no knowing where you might be swept off to.
J.R.R. Tolkien
Tolkein had some great quotes.

>>28686021
>Dash
>pretty
HAHAHAHAHA
Saying that she is a mule it's a compliment.

She is actually very adorable...third or forth most adorable from the main cast

so whats going? some sort of drama on ponychan? what is it this time?

>>28685837
If I do that and link it, people will see my personal information...

>>28685833
yeah, I understand

I'm in UK though so I get up earlier than leth

>>28685766
same thing!

>>28686074

Tell me who drew it and I'd be happy. Kinda reminds me of the comic, I Kill Giants.

>>28686021
>>28686021
She has pretty eyes.

>>28686104
few drawfags requesting it up, other than that, nothing all that bad.

>>28686125
Nope.
Twilight, Pinkie and Rarity have better eyes.

>>28686115
R.O. Obsidian Solitaire.

>>28686051
We could do an exchange! How about this? Got a fic you want?

>>28686125
Those Rose-Tinted eyes!

>>28686076
Agree'd. Some of the quotes I read when I was a kid inspired me. I would shit bricks if they made one LOTR quote in season 2.

>>28686079
Adorableness of the mane 6 ranks:

1. Twilight (when excited or sad)
2. Fluttershy
3. Twilight (normally)
4. Rainbow Dash
5. Rarity
6. Pinkie Pie
7. Applejack.

>>28686148
I just wanted to double check. You weren't expecting a fapfic with that Twilight Gets Married pic, were you?

>>28686079
Dash is prettiest pony and always dresses in style

>>28686162
Faust already said that the design of the castle in Canterlot was a shout out to the design of Minas Tirith.

>>28686125


I think she does have the only unnatural eye color aside from twilight who's eyes are part of her color scheme and don't stand out

>>28686176
1.Twilight
2.Pinkie
3.Rarity
4.Dash
5.Fluttershy
6.AJ

>>28686179
No, I wasn't. If anything I was expecting a heartfelt exchange between father and daughter.

>>28686144

Consider it done.

>>28686148

me? want a fic? Not, really. I mean anything I could want to see I could write myself. Writing Trixie with Zecora though...hmmm...

>>28686051

This one.

>>28686215
Excuse me, I meant to say do you have a fic you want a drawing from? I couldn't write my way out of a paper bag.

>>28686176
>1. Twilight (when excited or sad)
this

>>28686180

>implying Celestia is not the prettiest pony

>>28686214
LOL. OK, good. I think I was going to do more of an emotional exchange between Spike and Twilight. But I'll do plenty of dad and Twilight too.

>>28686239
She isn't.
But her wings...

>>28686239
>or else

>>28686239
She's the prettiest by Royal Decree. Kinda unfair.

>>28686239
Only her wings.

>>28686150

>The whole post

GODDAMIT.

>>28686250

>she isn't

Dear anon, are you aware that heresy is a serious offense in Equestria?

>>28686273
?

Why so ragey?

>>28686273
Wait what?
...
OH GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

>>28686215
Thanks.

>>28686281
Oh what are you going to do?
Send me to the moon?

>>28686261

>>28686312
Do you like bananas?

someone draw one of the mane 6 fapping/clopping.

>>28686075
Fuck you dumbass and your definitive assuredness that is actually meaningless

How's it feel to be meaningless? Nerd

>>28686289

Because >>28686292

>>28686312

What a charming idea!

>>28686230

Will do.

>>28686235

Look over the things I've written. If there's something you feel compelled to draw something for then by all means please do. I'm not gonna ask for anything in particular when it'd be much easier for both of us if you chose something for yourslef, or nothing at all depending.

>>28686176
>6th
>Pinkie Pie

Oh you.

>>28686343
You don't have the elements any more...
Most people seem to forget this...

>>28686340
I still don't get it.

>>28686364

You aren't a goddess, one doesn't need the elements to send you on a lunar holiday.

>>28686389
She wrote a fic called Rose tinted that everyone wants her to finish. But she doesn't write anymore, so that's over.

How many of you honestly like Celestia? I do. As far as the whole "tyrant" thing goes, when she was visiting Ponyville, she had to answer to a summons by the Mayor.

The MAYOR, an elected official, summoned her. Celestia's response? "Well, if I must." Thus implying that Equestria is a principality with autonomous cities that govern themselves.

As far as Luna/NMM, Luna did not even HAVE to forgive her for it. She apologized to her. She was justified, and all is well between them.

Plus, every time she's been on the show, she's acted like a saint. And her voice... unf. God damn, I don't want to fuck ponies, but her voice makes me wish I did.

Also, her wings are pretty.

>>28686348

To the guy who asked for the fic about the Octavia and Vinyl picture, what do you want their relationship to be in the fic?

>>28686296

And do you want mild, extreme, or minimal amounts of gore in the fic for that image?

>>28686405
But there is no evidence to sustain this theory. In other words: PROVE IT

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vFER65BPjzRY1ItEs

Will read your pony fic. No rules, just write!

>>28686354
Pinkie is least adorable pony

>>28686431
Her wings are SO pretty

>>28685966
I love this pairing....
And RD is probably one of my least favorites.

>>28686463
>Pinkie
>Not AJ or Sluttershy

>>28686439
The more the better.

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vFER65BPjzRY1ItEs

Am bored. Voc threads are quiet, so post your preferred pony fic and I'll read it. No rules, just write!

>>28686462
oh god, someone write this man some fanfiction.

>>28686463
Now you're just trolling

What's this friend off thing? I don't get it.

>>28686473
She's a bit of a narcissist in that regard...

>>28686462
lol
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m0uEN3ZYHLenotwndleZNibS8Wov1_2iiZ0HjTO-q7M/edit?hl=en_US&au
thkey=CM7VrfgN
lol

>>28686473
>>28686431
She has the prettiest wings. Of all time.

>>28686474
I doubt it would work. There's too much hero worship from Dash, and Soarin probably sees her as more of a student.

>>28686462
Here you go, mang

http://ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=295&warning=9

>>28686538
En route.

>>28686478
Fluttershy being adorable was what won over probably about 30% of the fandom. I have personally seen it happen at least 20 times where someone is posting their responses while watching, and the moment of conversion is always "oh my god the yellow one is adorable."

>>28686439

Octavia vinyl guy here, romantic with some fun is the only thing i can think, can you give me a hand please? You are a awesome writter.

>>28686463

>>28686431
Celestia kicks motherfucking ass and I will have words with any who claim otherwise.

>>28686328

>>28686530
Artfags draw pics of Fics
Ficfags write Fics of Pics.

Is that easy.

>>28686431

No, she did not. The Mayor requested an audience. Celestia chose to grant it. Considering in the actual show she is supposed to be a wise and good ruler, it should not surprise you she chose to put her duty to the state over her own amusement at the party.

She could have simply told the mayor to fuck off and make an appointment.

>>28686533
She's right, you know that?

Guys.
Guys. Someone give me something to print out and color with crayons. no humanized, because I'd like my apricot crayon to last for more than an hour.

>>28686563
Only pony that can be butchering others and still look adorable.

>>28686580
Huh. Maybe I'll participate, assuming the art people don't mind really short stuff in response to their art.

>>28686548
That's because it was the first episode for many. They haven't seen the other episodes.
A good first impression doesn't last forever.

Hell the most common phase when joining the pony fandom was Fluttershy is my waifu.
But once you get to know the other characters better....well that's another story.

>>28685336
The writers of the show decide to make it rain or snow depending on what they feel like writing.

>>28686546
This is going to be interesting.

>>28686595

>>28686550

>you are an awesome writer

HA HA HA ....no

Heavy or light on the romance?

>>28686571
POMF

>>28686613
nobody really cares

>>28686634
You shouldn't sell yourself so short. You're good, at the very least.

>>28686617
>everyone likes her at the start

>then they stop liking her
>but I still like her

>mfw I'm an MLP hipster

>>28686625
The voices.... O_O Will improvise.

>>28686587
She said "Royal duty calls." This implies it was her responsibility to meet with her if she was asked to.

Like I said, in my mind, Equestria is a principality. Part of the reason why Celestia is a princess, and not a queen.

>>28686563
you wouldn't hug a pony with this face

>>28686657
Brofist.

>>28686509
Okay.

>>28686580
I've never found a fic I can draw a picture for.

>>28686634

Light, and yes you are, deal with it.

>>28686657
I like fluttershy still.

I hate RD

does that make me even more hipster?

Also I gave up on that RD coming out fic. It didn't grab me quite so much. Im so very sorry. I'll continue one of the others to make up for it

>>28686431
This makes sense actually. I wouldn't be surprised if she had to mediate between all the towns for something every so often, but the towns seem to be pretty autonomous.

>>28686634
I like your fics...
Heh some time ago...2-3 months we were posting sad fics and making each other miserable then someone posted this and just made my day.

>>28686672

Of course she said that. I just said she chose to put her duty over her own amusement. You seem to be implying a princess is some how obligated to be at the service of a menial regional official. She is not. She chose to indulge the mayor with an audience. She probably does any time she is asked, because she is a good ruler, and they probably don't request an audience with good reason.

>>28686737
>I hate RD
>does that make me even more hipster

Not this week.

>>28686749

>without good reason*

even

>>28686747
I remember when I used to do that shit. Good times. Course, the series was still going then.

>>28686767
oh. well this is a good development

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu7aobhew1w

awesome

>>28686405
HEY THAT'S TRUE, CELESTIA NEEDED THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY TO SENT LUNA TO THE MOON!

which means....
Twilight and her friends can send CELESTIA TO THE MOON!

All this Celestia talk is reminding how much her voice gives me a boner.

>>28686749
someone write a fic about what the mayor and celestia had to talk about

bonus points if no cocks are involved

>>28686824

>inb4 Season 2 plot point

Though technically they would send her to the sun.

>>28686784
Dude most of the short fics we had before EqD and the influx of fics were awesome.
Either posting a pic made with MSPaint or something...I don't remember or multiple posts.

Those were the times. Needed a fic? Post the pic.

If we're all still around next April 1st, we should have a Friendoff where writefags draw pictures, and drawfags write stories.

>>28686832
Just her voice?

>>28686845
A 5% overspend in the road maintenance budget.

Accountancy fanfics are the best.

>>28686737
But that only leaves me! You can't do this to me, suckmyoff, I'm too new to be relied on! For punctuality, quality, anything!

>>28686824

Ya know, I've been messing around with this idea in my head, and I can't remember if this was done in the show or by the fans, but I think it would be adorable to see Twilight Sparkle dressed up and playing detective as Fetlock Holmes.

just a thought.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_vg9TH87VM

>>28686866
Season 2 will carry us till then.

>>28686694
Even when I started reading this, I knew what to expect.
And yet I kept reading it.
>mfw I hit that inevitable paragraph
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>28686876
>road maintenance

fucking earth pony scum walking on the roads and sending the costs to the honest unicorns and pegasi

>>28686876
OH MAN I HAVE SUCH A HUGE BONER JUST THINKING ABOUT THIS

>>28686880
Don't worry.

Galactus will soon devour your planet.

And the moon as well.

>>28686845

It was about a critical problem relating to Ponyville's agriculture. The darn grass seeds keep disappearing, and at an alarming rate.

>>28686876

>>28686869

>>28686538
Oh man, Fluttershy is so fucking funny

>>28686919
Caramels addiction was getting out of hand...He needed to do something. Ever since he began sniffing them he just lost control of his life.

>>28686910

>unicorns

You know they dont have wings right?

>wing spell

Nope that shit is hard as fuck.

>>28686899
Hey, he said no rules, he has to learn.

>>28686880
>relying on ME for anything
duuuuuuude
if you manage to finish it, I promise I'll do one. But right now im sitting on three or four fics that were requested at least two months ago.

>>28686869
God damn, I would do so many nasty things to her.

>>28686938
THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT WHAT ARCOLOGIES WOULD LOOK LIKE IN PONYVILLE

>>28686919
>caramel has fetish about eating grass seeds

Huh. Like Homer and his tulips.

>>28686051
I've got one you could do... <.< But the image is in another pony thread.

>>28687009

Describe the image or link the post?

>>28686953
Teleport?
And don't give me shit that it's hard.
Twilight was spamming that spell like fuck. She may be the element of magic but teleporting so many times in such a short amount of time without getting tired really makes me doubt the difficulty of the spell.

Finished this coloring request, Anyone else need something colored?

it's jpg because it was too big as a png

Unicorns are the master race.

Just wait until a Magneto Pony will rise.

>>28687031
>mfw this is probably the exact issue that gave birth to "Dangerous Business"

>>28687031
Yes, Twilight was. Other unicorns have just a little magic. One or two parlor tricks. Rewatch Boast Busters.

>>28687059
Hey, Servine, did you ever finish colouring the "humanised Twilight in bloomers" thing?

>>28687059
This one if it's possible

>>28687031
>implying Rarity has teleported or can teleport in the first place

>>28687074
They have spllboks with diffrent spells, Magic schools and other shit.
I really doubt that it's jus

>>28687065
>Ha ha! Applejack! Welcome to pie!

daily dose
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boPhDRug_SQ

>>28687112
Gucking

Which pony has the tastiest flesh?

>>28687112
Fucking new version of 4chan X
Stop posting without me hitting en

>>28687074

Twilight also learned that trick, as well as all her magic, from books. Books written by other unicorns. Other unicorns that could use the spells they were recording.

Twilight's power is unique. Her abilities are not.

>>28686431

Oh, tot he Vinyl and Octavia image requester, do you know who drew that pic?

>>28687138
pinkie. She's made out of hubba bubba don't y'know

>>28686892
Dear Princess Celestia,

why are you pink?

-your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle

>>28687065

Just wait until Celestia rape him.

>>28687031
that's why I hate that episode

>>28687026
>>28683777
Here you go.

>>28687168
Correct Sir

Requesting Celestia raping Magneto

>>28687031
Twilight is overpowered as fuck, though. Even after banishing the ursa, she was totally fine within a few moments.

>>28687165

Juice draw that one(no im not kidding)

>>28687203
Twilight dont care bout your complaints. She does what she want.

Rarity never learned professional magic, since she only had school in Ponyville and is more interested in designing clothes.

Trixie probably dropped from Canterlot College, because she is too lazy to study, but that is just fanon.

>>28687193

Ha ha ha, really? Okay. Princess Molestia it is then.

>>28686431
Please....Celestia's sole reason for running off from the party to attend to "royal duty" was to leave Philomena behind, KNOWING that Fluttershy couldn't resist making off with the phoenix to try and cure what seemed to be ailing her.

Celestia does nothing without an ulterior motive.

I have to interject and mention that I found what has to be my absolute favorite humanized pony fanart. I love the way they look in this, they're adorable. Twilight especially look cool, for once someone didn't make her look like a student librarian.

>>28686538
Man

I can't tell if this is really disgusting or really fucking hot.

>>28687071
That fic was awesome.
My only complain was the classic Celestia one.
And for some reason I didn't like RD's part.
But that fic made me like RD more.

what is Twilight's opinion of Marquis De Sade's work

>>28687204

I thought Juice drew that one. Thanks for the confirmation.

>>28687081
yes, here you go

>>28687088
sure. I'll get on it later. Gotta go into town to get some stuff.

>>28687259
You're damn right. xD *lightning strikes behind me, as evil laughter echoes throughout the corridors of my home, I begin to laugh like an evil mastermind as the seed is set, and ponies fly from the crack the lightning produced behind me*

>>28686694
Processing....

I want to do a shitload of coke with Pinkie and go joyriding down the highway at 150mph in the middle of the night

>hamster balls for wheels
brilliant.pdb

I feel like Rarity's fashion sense leans toward the tacky side

>>28687332
I just want a fever...

>>28687171

My faithful student Twilight,

A rather capricious and mischief-minded individual managed to replace the water supply to my private showers with prune juice. This individual is, surely by coincidence, presently sealed in her tower in the Royal Quarter and refusing to leave.

-Celestia

>>28686892
I love how they show the real design, almost as if to call to attention the fact that she's the wrong color.

>>28687280
Not going to complain, I'm a huge fan! I love that piece, one of my favourites in this fandom!
>>28687310
Ah, cool, thanks, Servine!

>>28687362
Oh. Those kind of hamster balls. Nvrmnd.

>>28687373
Those fucking pills man. They're magical

>>28687311

oh yeah, I didn't check the image before I saved it, but who's the artist?

Manehattan: Earth Pony state
Canterlot: Unicorn state
Cloudsdale: Pegasus state

>>28687400
One of the best.
But I prefer short fics...Still it's up there

>>28687316
>>28686694
>>28686509
http://www.mediafire.com/?tc0lqndv82hxfw3

Would've used vocaroo/audioboo, but is too long. Here is this lol (drunk)

mp3 file

>>28687332

>>28687373
I had a 104 fever when I was about 14, and we were driving to the hospital from a cottage, and when I looked out the window, all the trees and stuff were warping and swirling around

Alright, to whoever requested that RD quickfic, it's done. Do you want it as a doc, or an image?
If the latter, it'll just take me a couple seconds to copy/paste together.

>>28687440
I have no idea! But would you like me to find out? I mean, I kind of took this pic from the Knowyourmemes Trollestia page.

>>28687373
What the hell.

Draw request time!

Dubz chooses what animal Fluttershy is trying to make friends with.

>>28686534
HEY YOU. (let me see it)

>>28687493
Walrus.

>>28687493

tribbles

>>28687373
Ok I ask again.
Do hallucinations have a forth wall?

>>28687493
A shark.

>>28687460
So you're not going to do "Big Adventure?"

>>28687493
Scorpion!

>>28687487
Dude, slow down! You're trolling at at LEAST firelord level 10! Don't you that shit's bad for your health?

>>28687487

If you could please. I like to give credit where credit is due on comics and art.

>>28687486
doc is fine

>>28687493
A basking shark

>>28687533
Oh, sweet! First time I've gotten doubles on one of these request thingies.

>>28687473

>>28687493
Any sort of animal, or logical choices? if the former, a Khezu.

>>28687533

Oh yea!

>>28687533
I'm okay with this.

>>28687497
you dont have to do it, you know, but there y'are

>>28687533

VERY WELL

>>28687273
but... she IS a student librarian

>>28687460
Oh god, you actually managed to keep a straight face through it all.

That's respectable.

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL

Make it a cute scorpion!

>>28687600
Looking forward to seeing it!

>>28687158
Ooh, smoke rings! Purty!

>>28687273
>cat people
>putting out fires

>>28685759
>cutie mark painted on armor
wut
>bunnyling
lol

>>28687518
Nah, you can tell a hallucination isn't real, delirium is where you can't tell the difference between fantasy and reality. LSD and mushrooms just produce a lot of visual warping and distortion, very rarely full blown hallucination, but you can tell that it isn't real. Delirium from a fever or benadryl overdose creates hallucinations that talk to you, they can break the fourth wall sometimes, and tell you that you're not real or something. Delirium is one of the most terrifying things I've ever experienced, it's what I imagine total insanity to be like.

>>28687600

Gigant scorpion btw.

>>28687612
Voca threads have been quiet for a while. Been a long time since I've had quality material!

>>28687594
Imma gon try.

>>28687493

a bit /vp/ here, but...

I kinda want to see Fluttershy befriending a bunch of Joltiks and then causing her hair to stand up from all the cuddling static.

>>28687486
Google Docs is fine. Thanks.

>>28687568
aw shoot.

reroll?

>>28687473

She snorted powdered lightning http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpRYMGua8yw

>>28687543
Any idea where I could start lookin?

>>28687568
>Faceless
>Loves Khezu

why am I not surprised

I wanna see Dash shoot up some really good coke, and when the rush hits she'll just go FUUUUUUUUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>28687730
Like you wouldn't love seeing Fluttershy trying to find out what to feed a baby Khezu.

>>28687722

I'd start with here, fimchan, and ponychan then move onto the other artists here. Maybe one of them might know

>>28687751
>shoot up
>coke
ahem

>>28687757

>>28687757
Hey kid, you ever seen a dragon show before? You want to?

>>28687773
Happy end...

>>28687797
Or not...

>>28687768
If you have really good coke, you have to shoot it, the rush is pure insanity, you just turn into the incredible hulk

>>28687749
Wait, wait, wait, wasn't the original request about Rainbow Dash coming out of the closet as straight? I'm confused here.

I enjoyed that little quickfic, though!

>>28687756
Have her dropping a baby Gravios on Angel's foot.

>>28687835
FUCK
You're right, it totally was my bad. Disregard my idiocy.

>>28687362
that's pretty clever

>>28687863
>>28687835
>>28687749
It's not too late, I can fix it!
if you're interested in homo-normative Rainbow Dash you should probably read this story; https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Xa9dBAX1oTYnJMp8zGAHHXNGlD0z8AkA9ZiTXHXm1hM/edit?hl=en_GB

>>28687815
>>28687797
>>28687773
>>28687757

OH FUCK I LIKE THIS ARTIST.

oh shit i just noticed there's an f:e wiki

>>28687928
what
are you fucking kidding me

>>28687947
>>28687928
Uhh, huh
http://falloutequestria.wikia.com/wiki/Fallout:_Equestria_Wiki

That seems unnecessary.

>>28687911
Isn't that gavalance?

Wow.

Jetfire got fanart. Looks like it's time to read.

>>28688002

Oh god now someone is going to make a past sins wiki...

>>28688019
No, not really.

>>28688022
don't tempt fate

>>28687841
Imagine Twilight trying to strike up a conversation with a Kirin.

>>28688002
I guess on a certain level it's validated, considering the size of the world, especially if you include the numerous spin-offs.
But for a fanfic? It seems strikingly unnecessary, perhaps over the top. Still, there's wikis for everything these days, best get used to it.

>>28687894
Bah, I give up. Can't fix it without changing the tone of the whole piece. Sorry I fucked up your request, Anon. Use Suckmyoff's instead.

>>28688019
Damn that fic and his future plans for it...
I hate the bad end.

>>28688022
F:E is a hell of a lot longer and complex than Past Sins. Though either having a wiki is a bit much.

>>28688070
But Suckmyoff chose not to fill it!

>>28688047
Hell, I even keep a wiki for every tabletop game I run. Works wonders for keeping everything organized, making sure my player's characters are up to date, and having notes for all the NPCs and treasure I introduce.

Best of all, I can access it from any computer. Shit is awesome.

>>28688075

Yea, he is writing something original right now, not pony related.

>>28688100
Argh, what? You do it then. I can see the other one sketching out in my head, I could maybe make it work with minor editing, but now I just feel dumb for not reading the request properly.

You go. Write something. Post it post-haste.

>>28688120
I know...
I spend way ti much time here.

Who else has this "Mito", and all his other trips and names, filtered?

>>28688136
I don't use a filter.
It adds to the experience.

>>28688136
Yes, I have Faceless filtered...

>>28688136
I'm too curious to filter anyone.

>>28688070
I'm sensing a bad pattern here with this request.

I once had nosebleed.

I went to the bathroom, closed the door behind me and then painted my face with my own blood.

My face was under a red mask. And I loved it.

My favorite pony is Rainbow Dash.

>>28688014
Yup it is. My favourite Deviantartist. Responsible for much Sweetabuse.

>>28688105
That makes a lot of sense! I know how useful the wiki platform can be, and it sounds like you're certainly putting it through it's paces. I guess it's not my place to wonder about it, then! To each their own.

>>28688131
I...alright, I'll give it a shot, but I can't promise anything good. I'm not really comfortable attempting to write the characters yet! Ugh, this will end badly. Oh well, I'm off to get this done.

>>28688136
I just got beedrill on. But the problem is, I want to see what they say even if it is stupid.

>>28688179
lol apostrophes where they shouldn't be, i am far too tired for this

>>28688136

I filter most all the tripfags and namefags except those that managed to demonstrate the ability to contribute something

>>28688155
You cannot ignore my girth.

>>28688170
>>28688184


So even though you people say you filter people, you're really just lying through your teeth to start shit?

>>28688173

I do the same thing once, i draw patterns and shit.

My favorite pony is Applejack.

>>28687460
This is terrible.

>>28688173
I know that feel bro (no I don't)

>>28688201

Define "Contribute"

>>28688070
>>28688100
I feel like this is somehow my fault now. I'll carry on with it later on then

>>28688213
Mostly I just filter comments with certain key words.

>>28688239
Like what?

>>28688173
Hardcore.

>>28688226

artists that post original work or take requests on board.

>>28688228
i really have to fuck off and write this

Don't worry, man, I've got it under control. Don't push yourself!

>>28688221
Aight. What do you want then? More exuberance when the shit rolls down his face?

>>28688002
>>28688047
now someone is going to have to make art of all the items and monsters and stuff. I like there would be articles on the drugs

>>28688032
>says the writefag who never writes anything any more.

>>28688247
You must have alot of people filtered if that's how high your standards are

>>28688173
Stop trying to get into the pony thread simulator

>>28688228
I was only doing it because it was there, and I felt like I needed the writing practice. Leave it to me to not read the fucking prompt properly.

I only have to cut about half the story and go again to make it work, but now I can't write anything because I feel retarded for working on all that by mistake.

If you can do it soon, do it, and even if you can't, go ahead, by all means, it was a 'quickfic' request. I'm just trying to fill it for the anon under the assumption he wanted it right away. Can keep working on this if need be, it'll probably just suck more than what I posted originally.

>>28688201
this guy cant see my post

>>28688287

The one you write is good too, i like it.