PONEES

>>28678279
Hummingway is indeed best pony

Pinkie sense tingling.

>>28678279
INB4 DELETED

Also here is some best pony for you all.

You wanted the best pony?

Then why did you post Fluttershy?

>>28678291
That is the ugliest picture of rarity I have ever seen

>implying fluttershy is cute

>>28678298
Is it weird that I think Twilight is best pony, but pinkie is my waifu?

Oh god nobody tell her

http://www.toysrus.com/product/index.jsp?productId=11685836

http://www.toysrus.com/product/index.jsp?productId=11892025

They're labelled 'Body Pillows'

And found in the baby section.

DO WANT

>>28678279
truly

>>28678302
1. Because she's the best.

2. To irritate you.

New topic
Favorite retarded theory

The robot unicorn from RUA is RD's father after he suffered a horrible accident.

Pic related why I love this threads so much

Today's best pony is Pinkie Pie! Sorry, everyone else, you'll have to wait your turns.

>>28678293
Hummingway thread?

I have one pic

I bet the mod deleted your thread because of your Fluttershy worship.

>>28678313

No, that just means you're me.

Humminngton is a hummingbird you fool

>>28678315
I guarantee that someone has already fucked both of those.

>>28678279

> its a shoop

>>28678325

>>28678342
No it's not.... it's inspiration.

>>28678342
As if my brain wasn't full of enough WHY already...

>>28678342

Even if that were real, your dick must literally be pencil-sized to fuck that.

>>28678351
You'll never hit the bottom of the why hole.

>>28678360
FML

>>28678355
It's actually a pencil sharpener.

>>28678355

i can fit it in my hand

Rarity may not be the best pony, but she is the best mule.

You faggots better get the fuck off this thread right now and go support the animators by watching the new Pound Puppies.

I'm serious. You guys say you're fans of ponies and the creators so do something else besides talk about how cute Fluttershit is. Support the team even though Lauren Faust isn't over there.


Not to mention I want someone to tell me if its different. I don't have The Hub

>>28678366
"Oh heavens yes! S-Shove that pencil up my urethra! Nnngaaaahhhhhhhhhhnnnnnffffffyeeeesssssssss!"

>>28678315
>>28678315
OH MY GOD I WILL HUMP THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SO HARD

Good [relative time of day], guys.

>>28678342
Business as usual, I see.

These creatures are lovable, wonderful, friendly and benevolent magic creatures. They live in a land of dream.

But dare be one thing...Just one thing and one thing only....and they will turn your life into a living hell...they will never let you rest, they will never leave you alone.

Shame and embarrassment will follow you everywhere dare by fate of luck shall you become that very thing...that very thing these magical, lovable creatures openly discriminate...

Isn't that right...blank flank!!!

>>28678388

Hmmm

nah

>>28678388
I don't have the Hub either, and I'm not an American! How do you expect me to do that?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4f9m4OYkCY
enjoy

>>28678388
We CAN'T!! There's no downloads!! No streams! Nothing!

>Also, I'm in Canada. So I don't have The Hub.

>>28678381
I dare you to say that to her face

>>28678381

>>28678355
It looks uncomfortable as fuck.

>>28678393

Sup LK

Uh

Eeyup

>>28678401
She would cry and if your not horrifically dumb you won't let her go and give away all your gems.

>>28678388

>you like The Office
>support The Office by watching Deal or No Deal

>>28678419
>implying that's not how I support The Office

>>28678398
>>28678400
FUCKING FIND A WAY FAGGOTS.
YOU DID IT FOR MLP DO IT FOR PP
also one of these days Terse. I'll get you back.

>>28678401
>>28678402

sorry, sorry.

Rarity may not be the best pony, but HE is the best mule.

>>28678424
>implying anyone even watches The Office anymore

>>28678427
>Do it for her

I wish I had that saved.

>>28678427
But I did it by downloading the rips, and therefore actually taking away from the show, rather than supporting it!
X, you'll never get me. Never! I'm invincible!

>>28678429
I don't understand what you're getting at.

Best pony is me, you silly fillies~

>>28678433

Of course not, I'm watching Deal or No Deal

>>28678429
You're gunna get slapped

>>28678399
I laughed quite heartily at that, my good sir! Thank you for sharing the entertainment!

>>28678447

>>28678388

The name "Pound Puppies" always makes me giggle.

Also

>Oh fuck why isn't the picture of the desktop posting
>A bazillion years later give up
>Come back
>It was actually posted
>Got the thread into a fight about media players.

>>28678443
this isn't X faggot its Tyrantlesstia you bankrupting bitch

>>28678410
Drawing not ponies.

>>28678390
>heavens
stick to pinkie

There sure is a lot of implying going on in here.
Also, posting best pony.

>>28678467
>Klondike
>Posting anonymously
There is so much wrong with this, I don't even know how to put it into words. I LOVE YOU KLONDORK
i'm fairly certain klondyke was the only person on tyrantsia anyway, you guys sucked at monopoly

>>28678471

neat.jpg

>>28678468

>>28678486
OPPP is best pony. Colgate / MUNTYFRUSH looks like a rapist in that poster anyway.

>>28678486

>>28678390
Why are you even alive?

>>28678457
Hey Terse, what are you working on now that your last fic is up?

>>28678494

>>28678492
ilu2. I'm on a plane

>>28678458

>>28678468
>>28678494

>>28678508
Oh, I've got a couple of requests lined up that I need to get done, haha!
The first is one in which Pinkie Pie asks Rarity for a dress for a surprise anniversary for the cakes, the second is Rarity and Dash on a mountain, searching for gems. I'm working the second one first, because I don't know if I can quite capture Pinkie's personality yet, but I should have something written up in a couple of days at most, if you're interested in reading!
Also, thank you for your comment on EqD! I responded there, but just in case you never saw it, I'll say it here again: your support was invaluable to me, man! Thanks!
>>28678520
why are you on a plane klondike, where are you going, why are you leaving us all without you

>>28678468
I wonder if you can buy that Pinkie Pie

>>28678482
k
>>28678499
why are YOU alive?

i recently watched a major load of this show all at once while shitfaced. it's hilarious and Gummy is the man

>>28678538
What the fuck I said it like 1000 times last week..Timeshare in Cali

>>28678546

WITH YOUR BLOOD.

>>28678497
I completely respect your opinion, but still stand with mine.

>>28678557
Would Pinkie do sex with Gummy?

>>28678557
First-time watch?

I think we can all agree that pony is best pony.

But... who is best cat?

>>28678533

BWAHAHAH!!!

>>28678556
I don't know, But there isn't a reason for me to not be alive.

This is not the case for you...

>>28678538
Cool, keep me posted if you need any help with editing/proof-reading, etc.
also not tooting my own horn but I've been told my Pinkie Pie writing is pretty good, so if you are struggling with her characterization at all, give me a shout and I'll try to help. You're a cool bro.

>>28678572
yes.

>>28678562
Sorry, man, I have shit memory! Sounds fantastic, haven't been to Cali in forever, though why you'd pay for a timeshare eludes me. Those things are like money sinks.

>>28678572
>implying she hasn't done so already.

>>28678557

Great now fill out this 200-page questionnaire to determine which ponies you would fuck in which orifices and with which bodily excrements and you'll be fully signed up and ready to post here.

>>28678581
uh huh. and since when did you become the Grim Reaper?

oh wait elitism.

>>28678557

>>28678575
>cats
>Tabby Sparkle
My heart died. That is wonderful.

>>28678586
Will do, man! Just trying to decide whether they should be three-or-four page quickfics, or similar in length to the last one. It's a tough choice, I prefer writing long, but I can't squeeze all that much out in this case.
Yeah, your Pinkie is pretty much one of the better Pinkies I've seen so far, even one of the best, so I'll definitely be taking some pages out of your book when I get around to it. Thanks, man, you're a cool bro too!

>>28678610
How am I Elitist?

>>28678575
And more importantly, who is the best pig?

>>28678635
WHO IS BEST GRIFFON

>>28678610
Don't argue with Mito, you should know better. He's the dumbest entity to ever hit these threads.

>>28678610
Quick, Faceless! Take this; it's dangerous to go alone!

>>28678574
i was incredibly skeptical but booze made me a believer

>>28678633
"My opinion > Yours"
"hoai guize lemme decide I have raisins 4 liveng but yoo thar need 2 dai bcuz i n0 c raisin 4 u 2 lief ulaeluouluoluolololaeulaeuolu" /dramatization

>>28678653
Careful, I hear mixing drugs with booze can lead to some bad effects.

>>28678635
Twilight Sporkle

>>28678656

Faceless you're being dumb, stop it.

>>28678596
I didn't. Family did and dragged me along.
If it was up to me I'd stay home all summer and fap to Apple Pie. Not the ship, the food.

>>28678656
>My opinion > Yours

No, you're drawing the wrong conclusion.

I'm only saying you're a sick fuck!

>>28678670

Where are you staying in Cali?

>>28678669
LUOULAULAUOUALUOAULAUOUAL.

I am a tripfag.

>>28678675
>I'm only saying you're a sick fuck!
Saying that here is like walking into the projects and calling people niggers.

>>28678682

>>28678691
Who the fuck r u callin' a nigger

>>28678677
Resorts in Palm Desert but we're really moving around in LA

Can someone repost the link to video on YT where pinkie crashes into WTC or it was taken down?

Grumpin bumpin

>>28678713
why the shades come in from the side?

oh wait, it's fluffy. sup

>>28678670
Ouch. Family holidays can be fucking hell. My sympathies, man!
Staying home all summer? Yes. Fapping to Apple Pie? Not for me. On the other hand, Twix chocolate bars, I could handle.

>>28678707

Oh. Never been there. Figured it'd be around there, though.

>>28678687

Oh cool, I am one too. Wanna be attention whores together?

>>28678713
Hiiiii fluffyyyyyy

>this thread

>>28678713

>>28678713
Lol. Cool Fluffy. Wish it had more movement or the glasses came in sooner. That pause inbetween almost kills it.

>>28678721
>>28678741
>>28678749
Oh hi guys

>>28678740

Why, of course.
Why, of course.
Why, of course.
Why, of course.
Why, of course.

>>28678734
>implying Twix are chocolate bars and not composed primarily of Caramel and that crunchy shit.

>>28678765
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8u7px_GzWQ

>>28678713
Did you make that, Fluffy? It's pretty fantastic, saved for sure!

>>28678691
I don't really see how this is analogise...

>>28678713
Awesome. This new romance you're having with the buses is clearly good for you!

>>28678778

>yfw Terse is way too nice
and will probably have his indomitable spirits destroyed by MLP generals in a week's time
also yfw he was a troll anon like a week ago before he started using his trip

>>28678767
Aaah, clever!
>implying Twiisn't as much chocolate as it is Caramel, and that crunchy shit. Anyway, I prefer apples, Big Mac & Granny Smith in particular. Fuck these gratuitous spoiler tags, man!

>>28678713
Oh my god saved

I love you

>>28678765

Watch an old pro show you the ropes, observe.

HEY GUYS I'M FEELING QUITE BAD ABOUT MY LIFE, MY MOTHER TOOK AWAY MY IPHONE THAT SHE PAID FOR AND NOW I WANT TO KILL HER BECAUSE SHE IS A TOTAL BITCH WHO THINKS SHE CAN BOSS ME AROUND LIKE SHE'S A HIGHER AUTHORITY FIGURE OR SOMETHING, I'M SO DEEP AND DARK, NOBODY KNOWS MY PAIN.

>>28678833

>>28678857

>>28678805
"A-one, two, A-one two three-- Oh you think you're all knowledgeable about every little thing, but perhaps you'll reconsider when my words start to sting, because welcome to all that is 4chan, but if you're not into perverted stuff you won't be called a maaaaaan~

Beee Caaa Uuuuseeee

Thiiis iiis the hiiive of eternity of scum and filth and
Thiiis iiis where all that is bad converge and where they make a stand
Aaand iiif you don't comply with the analogy or don't understand
Theen Iii'm sorry to say but Goodbye, Hammerban'd!"

"Did you like it? I thought it up right now."

>>28678815

>mfw NTSTS thinks I'm being nice rather than being honest
I'm a big fan of Fluffy's vectors, man! He does something I could never do. In return, I don't wear them on my shirts while being 500 pounds and covered in acne!
I'm still a little bit playful at heart, I like to think. I don't think the MLPGs will particularly affect me, I survived HSG the same way I've always been, after all, and I only ever trolled Dinofag, really, because I love him!
Well, that and Love and Tolerance Brony, but that was less a troll and more a public service.

>>28678872

>>28678876
Bravo, bravo.

>>28678893

>>28678906
because bananas and oatmeal and warm milk and diapers.

>>28678911

Well, I'm going shopping. See you all later!

What's the name of the song that plays when John ascends god tier?

>>28678945
Saviour Of The Waking World, and wrong thread, buddy!

more pinky is required

>>28678880
I'm as ready to fellate Fluffy for his awesomeness as the next person, you're just always so pleasant and cheerful, I thought it was worth noting.

does anyone in this thread know anything about hoof anatomy on horses and can save me a trip to wikipedia?

>>28678880
Would you believe me if I said I saw him again?
At least he wasn't wearing that shirt this time...

>>28678941

CURSES! FOILED AGAIN!

>>28678876

that's a nice... song... I guess.

You're weird.

Also, you imply that these threads are only populated by sick-fucks.
I disagree.

why

>>28678950
thanks
and shit, i cant believe i didn't notice i was asking in the wrong thread. I guess that's just what happens when you have a ton of tabs open

>>28678965

Because, I wish to make sweet love to you.

>>28678833

Everything looks foul, bleak, dark, without purpose or reason.

I ponder the question as to why we are here, one more spot in the great universal nothing.

All our struggles, suffering, lives, blood and tears mean nothing to the universe and affect it not at all.

All our struggles, suffering, lives, blood and tears will be lost to time and forgotten.

Existence is most ironically the most precious thing something could aspire to, yet, the most empty when it reaches its end.

Then I remember, that this simple cup of made of wax paper holding my coffee has a reason to exist too.

It´s reason is to feed me with caffeine, but its existence is momentary, then it is a hollow, empty shell.

My body is now full of its vital substance, but the cup is now empty and will soon lie there, forgotten, wasted, thrown away.

Like everything else, just a passing memory, forgotten, lost to the universe, used and discarded like an empty coffee cup.

>>28678957
Ah, well, thanks! I try to be as pleasant as possible, because a little pleasantry goes a long way, especially in these threads.

>>28678960
I would believe you. I would also mourn you, because I'd know you'd be raging over it like a house up in flames.
Did you at least tell him off this time?

>>28678963
well, perhaps not "only"

but mostly.

As if you wouldn't stick it in pinkies' pooper if she allowed you to.

>>28678960
Well at least he isn't your long lost twin brother.
Or is he?

>>28678980
No worries, tabbed browsing does that to everybody every now and then. It's no big deal, and SOTWW is good music!

>>28678957
widening tubes. no really, their hoof size is like one and a half the size of the top part of their leg.

>>28678963
>implying not everyone on 4chan is fucked in the head in some way, shape, or form.

>>28678953
pinkie
her name is pinkie

>>28679026
a half time larger*
hrglshf

>>28679027
Indeed,

not necessarily sick fucks but i would say anyone who willfully spends time here is at least a little off.

>>28678985

Oh my gosh man, that was, so deep, it like, understands me, it relates to me so such. It was deep as my soul.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxsNGXsEW28

The Song you are currently listening to.


Mine is http://youtu.be/pwdo7x3QhPs?t=3m29s

>>28678991
haha, no. I don't want to talk to him at all.
And I really don't want him to know I made it.
People on dA are bad enough, I don't want one in person... He'd probably stalk me or something.

>>28679012
As bad as I look, I can actually admit I'm better looking and in no way related.

>>28678985
>implying I don't save my used coffee cups.

Stop killing the planet.

>>28679026
I hate you.

>>28679050
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/402149

>>28679001
>As if you wouldn't stick it in pinkies' pooper if she allowed you to.
>>Implying Pinkie-Pie has an anus.
>>implying anything in MLP has an anus.

No, and no.

Also, I don't fornicate with animals, Sentient or not.

>>28679050
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR7wOGyAzpw

>>28679059
>implying you guys aren't fraternal twins

>>28679050
This is not the proper place for off-topic music discussion.

Allow me to direct you to the music board:
>>>/mu/

>>28679059
I can understand why you'd feel that way. You're better than me! If I were in your shoes I'd have lost it at the guy. And "probably" in relation to dA and stalking is very generous, I admire you for that.
Working on anything at the moment, man?

>>28679050
Listening to acoustic techno.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gR8KGam3m9Q&feature=player_detailpage#t=59s

Any streams going on?

>>28679044

It's like, we're brothers at heart, man.

(I can be a sick person when I want to)

>>28679075

>>28678302
go be wrong somewhere else

>>28679082
Anonymous you are such a wet blanket.

>>28679050
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Xi8NvSetZc

>>28679050

I'm not listening to anything because, I left my headphones down staires and i'm browsing porn.

>>28679075
>no anus

oh right, you're that kind of naivety.

>>28679050
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzopbk9hhAc&feature=related

>>28679072
What the fuck?!?!
where is the volume controls!?

:/

>>28679076
What in the

what did MS draw for futa friday. i had to stop watching the stream early.

>>28679085
Not at this currently, no.
There's a lot of stuff on the backburner, though...
Probably too much...

>>28679088
Why do you always post awesome music, Cease?

>>28679145
current moment*
Squirtle I'm die

>>28679097
>pic

Why did you post this?

>>28679113
Is it... is it ponies?

>music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsbzP1AVS4k
This soundtrack on repeat for best grimdark writing evar.
>>28679026
I'm mostly needing to know about the exterior structure of the hardened area, how its impacted in result of injury, etc. Wiki is proving minorly helpful, but I feel like someone who raised or looked after horses would probably make things easier.
>So far I learned that the section of denser material is an encasement for soft tissue and bone, along with various names for the different parts of the hoof.

>>28679177
ASSLOVERRR

>>28679088
Their is alot of progressions from Major thirdss to Minor thirds (and so forth) in the melody that is there later in the song.

I approve!

Hey guys!
Taking sketch requests.
No linework. Just sketching today.

>>28679165
It's my only purpose

>>28679198
Also lots of polyrhytms

>>28679214
Draw ponies

>>28679188

Demon sisters from Panty and Stocking.

I'm going to bed, if anyone gives a shit, ATTENTION WHORE AWAY!

>>28679214

Applebloom/Spike light shipping. Doesn't need to be kissing or whatever, just them in the same picture being cute.

>>28679122
How in the hell am I naive?

>>28679214
A pegasus resting on top of a floating island.

>>28679214
AJxBlueblood, but AJ is pretty much forcing him to not be a douche

>>28679219
>Also lots of polyrhytms

That too!

>>28679237
Ponies are mammals. Yes or no?

>>28679255
No, they are not mammals.

>>28679237
I don't mean this to be an ass, I'm actually curious, but are you new to these threads?
I've never seen your name before and it kinda seems like you're getting offended by some of the stuff in here.

>>28679264
Naivety.

They are mammals. They breed like regular ponies do. Yes or no?

>>28679255
He's MITO
You know, the idiot who argued for an entire thread that they are not mammals because the show for 4 year-olds doesn't show horsedicks and vaginas everywhere? That's him.

>>28679251
If you liked it you should check out some of their other tracks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQzZ_Wr1m5U

For some reason Brandt Brauer Frick sounds futuristic as fuck to me

>>28679271
It's Mito, but he changed his name.

>>28679255
>>28679264

I wish I had that picture of the two butts sticking out of computer screens spraying shit at each other.

>>28679284
merrychristmassoarin.jpg

>>28679271
I'm not mad.

If it seems that way... sorry.
>meh

>>28679284
>merry

>>28679285
Faceless gets off on that sort of thing

>>28679282
Oh.
Never mind then, carry on.

>>28679285
>pic

DID SOMEBODY ORDER LARGE AMMOUNTS OF PONY ASS

because your getting it either way sooo

>>28679278
I already said they aren't mammals.

That implies means they CAN'T breed like real life ponies

>>28679307

Thanks dude. You're awesome. Keep being awesome.

>>28679281
Thank you.

I will give a listen.

>>28679310
>marshmallows aren't mammals
I see your point, but this discussion has been done to death, and it's becoming an endless circle of trolls. Maybe you should just sit and enjoy the pretty pictures?

And Faceless, stop encouraging him. Shame on you.

>>28679310
That's contradicting canon

>>28679307
I keep stalking your DA page to read new comments about the comic you posted the other day. Hope you don't mind.

>>28679348
>marry

>>28679310
Naivety. There are no magic mirrors or rainbows crossing in the FIM universe. They breed regularly.

Ergo, if they breed regularly, they have the same anatomical set-up as regular ponies. Thus, they have an anus and reproductive genital, as well the females have teats.

>>28679310
>>28679331
They're not marshmallows.
They are horses.
Horses have sex.
If that makes you feel uncomfortable, you should probably just leave.

>>28679331
He's the only person ever who disagreed with them being mammals in these threads and continuously brought this topic up. All discussion about it is/was actually his fault.

>>28679358
>implying its not all rainbows crossing

Why must you shatter the illusion Faceless.

>>28679361
Horse and marshmallow are not mutually exclusive. They are marshmallow equines. They have sticky marshmallow sex.

>>28679332
Yah, this debate isn't happening.

>>28679375

>>28679344
I'm okay with this.
You did basically write it.

>>28679373
would you rather reproduce through logic-breaking rainbows, or hot sweaty passionate sex in heat?

THIS IS A RHETORICAL QUESTION.

>>28679219
Hrm. I admit to doubt my talent in the draw of ponny.
But I will try.
>>28679225
How 'bout a picnic?
>>28679250
I'm drawing a blank on how that would look....
Care to give a couple more details? Dialogue, setting, props, whatever-- anything would be fine.

>>28679331
So... NTSTS...

What do you like to listen to while you drive you're Taxi?

>>28679391
Yeah! Everyone's going to pick the rainbows! It's a given!

>>28679391
I'll just answer it in my mind then

>>28679331
At least it's on topic.

>>28679391
Depends whether my parents will find out about my answer

>>28679395

>How 'bout a picnic?

Sounds great.

>>28679391
Ponies reproduce through spores released into the air through their sneezes.
This is fact.

You must now make fun of the fanbase of your favorite pony. Be brutal.

>>28679428
I AM AN USELESS PIECE OF SHIT AND I ONLY LIKE MRS CAKE BECAUSE SHE'S GOT AN FAT ASS, HAHAHAHAHA I AM PATHETIC

How's that?

>>28679391
THEY REPRODUCE BY RUNNING AT EACH OTHER FULL SPEED, THE COLLISION RESULTS IN BABY PONIES RAINING DOWN.

>>28679428
They have fucking shit taste in music and I want to murder them

Br00tal

>>28679446
That's good faceless.

>>28679446

It's funny because you are the only fan of Mrs. Cake.

That is the joke.

>>28679428
SHES TOTALLY NOT A LESBIAN! I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I WANT HER TO BE STRAIGHT BECAUSE I AM A MALE AND THAT KILLS MY CHANCES WITH HER

ALSO SHE ISNT KIND OF A BITCH OFTEN

>>28679428
All AJ fans are redneck family fuckers.

>/co/'s collective face when 15 years from now there is a MLP FiM movie in the style of The Smurfs/Alvin and

the Chipmunks that features a "Brony" as the male human lead.

>This Summer, get ready, because this movie will make you... A little hoarse!
>CGI Applejack yells "Yeehaw!" and shitty licensed pop rock music starts playing
>Various scenes of the ponies messing up human stuff and the chubby male lead looking exasperated while

toilet paper flies across his face or something
>Dash makes a terrible pun
>Music stops
>She looks straight at the camera for 2 seconds and then says "...What? It's 20% cooler!" While making the

dreamworks face
>But can these ponies... Help their friend find true love?
>Cue generic blonde actress as female love interest, way out of male lead's league
>Trailer ends with ponies running through new york or whatever big city the movie is set in

>bronies go nuts and claim it as the greatest event since Past Sins got adapted into show canon

What is the comic con poster size? I'd like to get a poster frame for it.

>>28679395
Blueblood's opening a door, AJ has a cattle prod, his ass is a bit singed and he has contemptuous look on face while AJ is smiling and has hearts floating because he's being obedient to her

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSqSldFgDB4

>>28679428

People that like Pinkie are, like, dumb, or something.

Fuck.

>>28679428
>want to talk about something else
Refer to >>28679050


I dislike when People potray the ponies as complete stereotypes.

This is also out-of-character...

>>28679428
The only people who like Rarity are people who a) have a bitchy, overly-picky mother figure who is concerned with appearance and other people's perception above all else, and b) have an Oedipus complex

>>28679449
That's funny as hell.

>>28679500
Please see
>>28679082

>>28679500

>>28679470
NO YOU'RE WRONG, SHE'S TOTALLY A LESBAIN, I CAN'T STAND SEEING MY WAIFU WITH ANOTHER GUY THAT ISN'T ME. WHEN SHE'S WITH ANOTHER GIRLS ITS OK BECAUSE THAT DOESN'T COUNT

>>28679479
I fucking hate you.

Because it's true.

>>28679527
Faceless, are you trying to sexual arouse me with these images?

If so, you will have a better response showing them to blind man.

>>28679530
Hey, I didn't come up with it!
It's just one of the most hilarious things to come out of these threads!
When it eventually happens, I will be killing myself just as much as the rest of you guys will.

>>28679532
So you're Danny Devito?

>>28679384
>Mito accepting that he's wrong
YES
FUCKING FINALLY

>>28679479
Oh my god I'm laughing

>>28679560

>>28679532
Just a heads up, but posting a pony picture doesn't automatically make shit pony related.

>>28679479
>male lead is Shia LeBouef or the 2026 equivalent thereof

>>28679479

Anyone have the link to the /co/ contribution Google doc? I don't recognize many of the tripfags here.

>>28679587
>Shia LeBouef
>Not Seth Rogen Jr. with Michael Cera Jr. as his nerdy, sweet best friend

Don't make me start fleshing this shit out, Trollestia, because I fucking will!

>>28679593
This is all the proof i need

>>28679594
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Zm0-SSridr7_Vsk4GVF6HAiqJy_rDtbH3M5X3bjlgpI/edit?hl=en_GB

Though I think the only ones in there that are posting are Fluffy, Faceless, and me

>>28679593
is this guy mito? i need to know before i add to filter

>>28679603
>musical score by Randy Newman

>>28679479
If this movie came out, would you watch it?

Doesn't have to be in the theater, just would you seek it out at any point?

>>28679627
I'd watch it, but I wouldn't pay money for it

>>28679619
all signs point to mito, or a mito impression.

Either way really...

>>28679586
Don't bother, NTwhatever does that all the time.

Actually, at least he bothers to post a pony image. Better then what some USI tripfags do.

pic so its pony related

>>28679603

I wrote it and I was pretty much imagining Seth Rogen as the male lead, but obviously he'll be old by the time MLP is old enough to make an "old cartoon reimagined" blockbuster CGI movie.

>>28679625
>Directed by Zak Snyder

>>28679627
...I'm not going to lie, I probably would. I refuse to watch the Smurfs film because that's my childhood they're taking a steel nail bat to with reckless abandon, but this is a different ball game.
are you going to filter me now

>>28679619
Yes
Posts full of shit and spelling mistakes, same shitty reaction images re-used over and over.

>>28679619
He is.

Hey guys, I had a dumb question based off another dumb question.

Does Rarity know how to cook (well)? When I think about the show's best chefs it's usually Applejack and Pinkie Pie; Twilight probably eats whatever she forces Spike to make, RD is a proverbial bachelor... actually Fluttershy is motherly enough that she probably cooks well too.

But Rarity is kind of an edge case. She's proper and snobbish, so she likely has refined tastes, but is she able to make them herself, or does she get someone else to do her cooking?

Faceless/Pinkie please rape me I can't stand not being violated by you any longer.

I WANT TO JUMP INTO THE SUN

>>28679669
She goes out to eat for every meal

>>28679669
She probably knows a few things about cooking, but if she can she gets somebody else to do it.

>>28679642
Seriously? Ha, that's almost worrying! I was thinking either Seth Rogen, or a young Kevin James, because you just know this is going to be the most cliché generic trite shit ever put on film.

>>28679627
I'd rather drink the battery acid I have saved for these types of events.

Oh, I got a new sketchpad last night. I'll take a request or two. That is, if you ask nicely.

>>28679669
>does Rarity know how to cook.

I would think not...

>>28679694
You should draw Rarity trying to help Sweetie Belle cook, while Sweetie yells something about "Dumb (thing of your choice here)"

Um, pretty please, with a pony on top?

>>28679669
I don't thinks shes really so snobbish about taste.

I mean she made that s'more neatly in LBYS but it was still a s'more

Like that scene with blueblood, shes totally cool eating pleb food.

>>28679671
Please take me with you Fluffy.

>>28679669
Whenever she cooks, she makes fancy meals that look perfect, but ends up spending so long on presentation it goes cold before she even starts to eat it.


Then she gives it to sweetie belle and goes out.

>>28679693
>or a young Kevin James

...That was literally my second choice.

Maybe we should get checked for like, quantum entanglement or something.

>>28679669
I'd say she can cook haute cuisine well enough for her tastes, but outside of that rote memorisation she can't do anything else, so whenever she has opportunity she chooses to dine at fancy restaurants. Otherwise she eats the food she makes that tastes like it's been ripped straight from the pages of your generic Pony Martha Stewart cookbook.

>>28679479
>Nyx is in it

>CAPTCHA: functional irateart

WOULD YOU BONE THIS PONE?

i was just visiting my cousin who has some small horses. i was planning to lightly molest one of them when i was alone but when i got there the smell was so bad and the pony was shitting nonstop.

>>28679744

Of course she's in it. She's the token baby character with a squeaky voice that says "cute" things for the moms and teenage girls to d'aww over. None of the CMC make an appearance at all.

>>28679771
>inb4 Faceless boner

>>28679728
Fucking Jesus Christ, buddy, you must be me. Who was your thought for the nerdy female friend who turns out to have been the male lead's true love all along at the end? You know, looks homely normally, is actually a hidden beauty? Because I can't decide, but I have some ideas, and if they're the same as mine, you are my fucking soulmate.

>>28679744
>pic very fucking related

>>28679670
"Say please."

>>28679768
i like BCSs art but i wish she would stop drawing vag and dicks, it all looks horrible.

>>28679782
>inb4 I edit it to look like Twilight because I need all the grump

>>28679790
Pinkie, if he says please, it's not rape

>>28679784
>none of the Big Six are in it at all, and every non-human character in the movie is an OC created by the screenwriters

I'm trying to make your brain explode before you make MINE explode. Let's see who wins.

>>28679799
Still pissed off, Fluffy? What's up, man?

>>28679723
Please take him with you, Fluffy.

>>28679812

Don't forget child actors, because everyone just fucking loves those.

>>28679819
he may still be mad about yesterday's monopoly game

>>28679819
TERSE
I need some way to contact you outside of generals, because I have no friendly writefags to brainstorm ideas with.

>>28679790
I liked it better when you were Pinkamena.

faceless what is a good site for scat porn.

>>28679812
>Celestia turns into a beautiful, blonde-haired supermodel human for the duration of the movie and acts as a "spiritual mentor" for all the major characters, while Luna is her funny, peppy manic pixie dream girl sidekick
>Celestia is voiced by Morgan Freeman, incongruously, Luna is basically Ellen Page

can't beat me, i used to browse /tv/, haha!

>>28679839
My email's in the email field, and you still have me on FIMFiction, man! Just drop me a line whenever you need anything, haha!

>>28679848
>blond haired supermodel voiced by morgan freeman
yes
yes please

>>28679848
>Celestia as a blond haired supermodel voiced by morgan freeman

I am literally choking on laughter!

>>28679865
Now i am seeing this movie for sure.

>>28679859
kthanxmuch

>>28679830
Morning Gore. How goes your friend-off stuff?

>>28679819
haha, no. I love me some good grump.
I'd try to explain it, but I doubt anyone would understand.

>>28679831
Yesterday's monopoly game was the best monopoly game. Why would ANYBODY be mad about that absolute masterpiece?

>>28679830
>Chloe Moretz, Dakota Fanning, that one kid from that movie about the whimpy kid that's so popular

>>28679881

It's off like a herd of turtles.

>>28679784

Oh I wasn't imagining anything that complex, just your generic rom-com plot where the dumpy guy gets the 10/10 blonde because he's "got heart" or something equally dumb.

Basically this with ponies shoehorned in: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJv-rG_jeGY

If I did have to pick someone for that role though, uh... Actually I have no idea. I don't know actors and actresses, because I almost do not watch films at all. I am only aware of these people through pop culture references and short clips and general knowledge of the shit they produce. I guess either whoever plays Ugly Betty or the girl who calls the other girl a "lint licker" in that Orbit gum commercial. Haha, I dunno.

i think i saw a brony in real life today.

>>28679848
>it takes place either in Los Angeles or New York City

Oh boy who mentioned Nyx

Now I want ponies v.s Persona 3 Nyx just to annoy everyone

>>28679912
Try working with one.

fuck ms didnt record the stream yesterday. wat a fag.

>>28679940
Give us stories please.

>>28679219
Behold.
I drew ponies.

>>28679886
Alright, don't feel too pressured to talk, but I don't think anyone would mind listening too much if you want to get it off your chest!

>>28679910
Same, basically "Enchanted" with a pony twist. I can't think of any others off the top of my head, sadly, rom-coms aren't usually my thing.

>Judd Apatow
God, I hate that guy. Almost as much as I hate Jude Law.

Same, I can never remember the names, but these ones are just appearing now that the idea is in my head. America Ferrera, huh? Fucking A+. That's a definite yes in my book.
Also, you should watch films, man! They're great fun, and some are life-changing.

>>28679912
I know plenty of them
It was I who converted them

Pinkie threw a party for Twilight and Gilda when they were new in town.

you think she skimped on Zecoras when she first showed up?

>>28679894
My friend, the masterpiece game came BEFORE the one you're thinking about. Speaking of which, up for a game?

>>28679961
Nice.

Reminds me of PorkCow.

>>28679961
Holy shit those are some top quality ponies you got there.

I am going to move them to my hard drive.

>>28679961

Dear lord.

>>28679917
>The theme song is sung by the cast of Glee
>supported by a group of spunky young rappers of all kinds, who regularly make cameos in the movie to promote the advertiser's merchandise

>>28679961
Draw MORE PONI. Or Gilda. Draw Gilda doing something funny. Like brushing a terrified Fluttershy's hair while cooing.
Since I'll be missing you stream on account of work.

>>28679961

ALL OF MY WHAT

ALL OF IT

>>28679974
Sure, I could play. Sounds good to me, give me a sec to get online.

>>28679991
>The theme song is sung by the cast of Glee
>The theme song is sung by the cast of Glee
>The theme song is sung by the cast of Glee

I choked on my tongue and died

>>28679974
ooh are we playing monopoly again?

>>28679974
>buying ponies instead of properties
FUND IT.

>>28679980
>>28679982
>>28679986
Tonka Tickle is like "Addlejick, you need help."
And Ackleshick is like "Sugarcar, I do this my own."

>>28679991
>there is a musical number over the end credits in which the humans dance with the CGI ponies

>>28680020
YES, JOIN US

>>28679963
That's kinda what I mean about people not understanding.
Rage to me is a good thing.
It's glorious.

>>28680020
>say the word Monopoly
HOPPIP HAS BEEN SUMMONED

>>28680033
WHERE

>>28680020
Yep! Get online, Hoppip!

>>28680030
>Mixed with outtakes from "hilarious" scenes and a deleted scene with the ponies engaging in discussions over the colts they like

>>28679967
>that feel when you convert some people at work but they turn into love and tolerance ponychan retards
>they make OCs
>you avoid them at all costs now

what have i created

>>28679963

I mean I don't go to the theater and pay $10 to see whatever hollywood has spit up onto the movie screen this week. Last movie I can remember seeing in a theater is Avatar, and that was pretty good. I only watch really movies with my friends when we're hanging out at someone's house. Otherwise not much really holds my attention. I prefer video games, cartoons, and books.

Except Miyazaki. God damn. I've seen everything by Studio Ghibli.

where is this monopony game taking place?

>>28680071
http://www.psmonopoly.com/play-monopoly-online

>>28680054
...I just realized this would likely be the only chance for there to be a confirmed gay Rainbow Dash.
And it would be horrible.

>>28680029

Bwahahahahahahahha

>>28680066

Time for them to go the way of Old Yeller.

>>28680075
DL, go to Monopoly server, join the X room

>>28680040

Dude.

I know that feel.

When I'm pissed off at the world and want to cave someone's head in, I know everything is going alright because that's how it should be. It means I'm still thinking correctly.

>>28680067
>you didn't see HTTYD in a theater

>>28680075
that one is boring as fuck - you get to a stalemate as soon as all of the properties are bought because you can't goddamn trade anything

>>28680040
Ah, alright then! I can get behind that. Everyone loves some good old fashioned passionate rage!

>>28680067
I can see where you're coming from. Can't agree, but definitely understand, with the sheer excess of shit that seems to pervade so much of contemporary cinema. I used to be more for vidya myself, always loved cartoons and books, so yeah, we seem to think along similar wavelengths. Weird! Especially the thing about Ghibli. Have you seen The Borrowers Arrietty yet? Is it good?

>>28680081
Don't ruin this for me, Pacce, I'm beginning to want it. And that's horrible.

>>28680114

Didn't see it at all actually. I feel bad about that one. Too lazy to get around to it, dammit. These ponies drive me to spend hours in pony threads doing nothing.

>>28680116
You can trade, though, Hoppip!

>>28679958
Nothing spectacular, as of late. My pokerface paid off, I think. He used to regale me with tales of Ponychan. Also used to spout off "20% cooler" and "holy muffins!" a lot more.

It's been confirmed.

/co/ pony threads are as bad as ponychan's whole image board...

i would wear that luna

>>28680153
ugh

>>28680153
LK, I think you're the only one I haven't badgered, what are you doing for the friend off?
>bronies
You should probably tell him to cut that out in [spoiler[a short and orderly manner[/spoiler]

>>28680075
>mfw I have a mac

sadface.jpg

>>28680168
Only as bad? We have catching up to do!

>>28680153
>Holy muffins
I think you need to euthanize or convert the man off the ponychan mentality.

>>28680129
>Have you seen The Borrowers Arrietty yet? Is it good?

Fuck! No, I haven't, and that's with me listening to Arrietty's Song almost nonstop for a week because I loved it so much. Thanks for reminding me, I'll download that right now.

I used to read a lot more, but alas, it's easier to sit here and get my "entertainment" tube-fed to me through my computer screen while my brain turns to mush than go to the library.

I am a lazy man.

>>28680151
not on this one you can't >>28680075

>>28680116
>>28680151
It's still a one-sided game. Oh whoops someone went bankrupt now all his houses belong to x y or z oh wait it went to y who has like four lines of colors already hurp da derp

its randomizer capacity is bullshit and makes any game a pure ragefest for whoever's not the one sitting on Hotel Lines early on.

>>28680140
You mother fucker.

I mean

what

FUCKING WATCH IT. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU

>>28680168
Agreed

I want to throttle every anonymous in this thread...
As well as half the trip-faggots in here

>>28680182
>mfw fail spoilers
whatevs