>>28670979

Everyone gets nervous around someone they like. Everyone.

Same thing I do every night pinkie. Try to take over the world!

Flutterpie is best ship

Die as much as I can.

well its late right here
and of course ponies were the cause again of my insomnia
nite everyone

>>28671040
>mfw my two favorite ponies together
i... am not sure if i support this...

Hey Leth?

>>28670945

introduce all the negative aspects of humanity to their world, eventually fucking it up so much that their society becomes corrupt, greedy, and fearful.

Got-dang it guys, my mom won't make me anything for dinner. What would a pony do in this situation?

>>28671040

Everything you just said is wrong.

>>28671040

>>28670733
>Applejack being put in the position of not being so self-confident anymore
You know that feel whenever you think of something so adorable that you cannot tighten up your muscles as much as you normally could? I'm getting lethal amounts of that right now.

So, I need some input here. I've got one of two jokes I could put in here, one with the title of the book, the other some dialogue from Twilight.

Which would be better?

>>28671040
fluttershy needs a girl who's been around the block to show her the ropes, watching the animals will only get you the basics, this is an advanced placement course

>>28670900

>Having someone as goofy as Soarin be this pony you've seen as the coolest pony ever would be too weird.

Don't really get what you're saying here. Why would you want to date someone you "look up to?" That's just kind of weird and obsessive. And she idolizes the team, not the individual members, as far as I can tell. Hanging out with them and finding out that he's a cool guy to go flying with sounds reasonable to me.

>trying to justify shipping

God damn you ponies you will not do this to me.

How come Celestia didn't wear a dress at the Gala?

She should have had an extravagant flowing garb

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>>28671122
If that image gets posted would you mind saving it and posting it tomorrow for me?

>>28671106

did she died

>Death becomes a paradox

What the fuck are you even

>>28671122
Fuck your marker and fuck your Princess!

>>28671129

Her mane and tail are all the flowing garb she needs.

I mean, seriously.

>>28671129
She's an exhibitionist, when you're 1000 years old, you need something a little more exotic to get off, the vanilla stuff doesn't cut it anymore

>>28671117

>>28671137
>that image

I'm afraid I'm not sure what you're referencing.

And I save almost everything anyway.

>>28671106
Was she about to cry over a fucking muffin?

What a bitch.

Guys, I have a confession to make.

I've been bitten by an original story idea.

I really do have MLP to thank for it. It's rather girly.

And I do still want to write pony fanfiction. But...

>>28671144
That's the most preserved and neat beaten up corpse I have ever seen.

>>28671144

>>28671040
Trixpie is the shit
Why does nobody do this?

>>28671167
The possible baby Colgate.

>>28671183

>>28671164
Forgot to add
Twilight:"This looks like a good read! I like jungles!"

>>28671129
mmmm dem delicious RD heels on them delicious RD feet.

I want to hug Twilight and tell her that everything will be ok, and that I'll always be there for her, and stroke her soft mane while cradling her head in the crook of my elbow

I may or may not be masturbating while doing this

>>28671144

What is wrong with these artists? This is just dumb.

"Hurr i draw pony sad cuz they dead"

There's no fucking point to this drawing other than being arbitrarily sad for no reason.

>>28671196
Oh okay. Yes, sure.

Sorry, playing Civ V while browsing the thread, kinda forget things.

>>28671127
> Why would you want to date someone you "look up to?" That's just kind of weird and obsessive

I think a better story would be this ship. Dash has to fret over her best friend dating her idol

>>28671188
Cause its shit

I wouldn't mind discussing ships we support, without porn, just cute ponies doing cute things together.

I personally support Pielight.

>>28671203
>liking heels more than toes
faggot detected

>>28671188

too sexy

>>28671209
good, I already hate how successful she is at flying

>>28671188
Because I'm the only one stupid enough to ship anything with anything.

>>28671227
It's alright, thanks.

>>28671175

Elaborate.

>>28671228

Sounds good to me.

>>28670945

If their were drugs in MLP, I would overdose and listen to this.
http://youtu.be/weiXdYGuawY?t=1m11s
(skip to 1 minute 11 seconds)

I probably wouldn't come back from that trip for the rest of my now eternal existence...

>>28671127

Look what you've become.

>>28671175
proceed...

>>28671209
Oh she will, but they'll turn out to be a bunch of douche-bags and she'll eventually regret joining.

>>28671244
why does she only have one leg warmer

>>28671214

poneee

>>28671117
120 Days of Sodom

>>28671244
Did you see anymore blob monsters using your custom art vectors for T-Shirts lately?

>>28671165

So she's like Buzz Lightyear.

"That's not flying, that's falling with style!"

>>28671209
She'll quit. Too many rules, not enough nap time.

>>28671228

Spitfire is her idol man.

>>28671250
Well I was thinking to myself, as much as I love what MLP has become, a tiny part of me still wishes it had kept the magical girl vibe of the first two episodes.

Then I thought, hell, who even does anything with magical girls these days? Hell, there's not even any such thing as magical girls outside of anime.

So I've had an idea to actually write a high-quality story... about magical girls.

>>28671273

Because the 80s were fucking stupid.

>>28671271
the wonderbolts are not douchebags you cum guzzling faggot. they're nice.

It's wrong that i like Derpy and Carrot Top fanon about being friends and hanging out?

Also, if you guys want, latin dub of FiM:

My Little Pony: La Magia de la Amistad 01x03:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=I9K1JOQJ

>>28671288
The wonderbolts in general are her idols.

>>28671275
I saw the recent episode of Doctor Who with Daleks where one of them says ITTTT BEGINNNNS and I thought of you, weird yellow face dude

You know, since Lauren said that Derpy Hooves (Or Ditzy Doo, whatever you want) was going to be a background character with scripted scenes rather than being thrown at random, I could imagine her appearing as one of the Wolderbolt's helpers, and displaying awesome flying abilities, despite her visual handicap.
Basically, Derpy would be able to fly and maneouver using the minimal movement possible and spending the least amount of energy as well. She wouldn't be capable to outspeed Rainbow Dash or perform the Sonic Rainboom, but after Rainbow Dash tries to show off by flying through the Wonderbolt's training obstacle course (and crashing everywhere) she would see Derpy flying up there, turning on a coin and clearing the entire course without even trying.

>>28671299
I liked the 80's.

... just not ANY of their fashion trends.

>>28671275
but it wouldn't be weird or anything, because I'd have the pockets cut out of my jeans, so it'd just look like I'm looking for something in my pocket for like 2 minutes

>>28671289

Do it. Sounds awesome. Anime magical girls are retarded.

>>28671289

And you cant do this with ponies because?

Or you just want get away from ponies?

Jesus went to bed before I even started drawing his picture

>>28671342
80s music was rad.

Why wasn't this posted yet?

Wake up in Equestria?

Befriend ponies. Achieve Happiness.

>>28671313
It is pretty much the best Derpy related fanon right after her being the mail mare.

>>28671156
hey hermano, dont burn esos ponis and go wash your teeth...

all of them!

>>28671279
Luckily, I have not.

>>28671287

you will never nap with Dash on a cloud, her beautiful rainbow mane surrounding your face as she lightly snores

>>28671100
That would be fun until Celestia banished you to the moon for 1000 years.

>>28671313

That is the general fanon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKttENbsoyk&feature=related
Some music for this thread.

80s hardcore was the shit, Henry Rollins was so much better when he was an enormous douchebag instead of a whiny liberal

I didn't like Pinkie in the first episode because she seemed too self-aware. She'd eat something strange and then go, 'What?' when everybody looked at her weird. It's pretty boring humor, and a bit grating.

But I love her once the pilot's over and she's just totally oblivious to how everyone reacts to her antics. Now she's my favorite.

How have your opinions on characters changed?

>>28671313
Derpy/Carrot top as roommates could always use expansion. There's a lot to grow in that area of fanon.

>>28671362
I like a lot of 80s music, I just hate how most of the hits from the entire decade get shoved together into "80s" compilations as if that's it's own genre of music

>>28671242
There is such thing as
TOO sexy?

>>28671375
callate mierda
y vete
lejos

Sleepy time, friends.

>>28671342

>liked

You must be, like, 40.

>>28671388
I would let Rainbow Dash snore right on me.

>>28671356
Yeah, he kinda bitched out. But that's okay, Jesus is still cool in my books.

>>28671388
I always imagined her mane smelling like those color stripe fruit roll-ups, those were the fucking best

>>28671378
Oh God it's true.

I couldn't find that post in the archives, so I thought it could have been fake, because I have convinced myself that some so horrible and unlucky happening could have never happened. Sucks to be you.

>>28671399

oh they'd forgive me, after all, im only human

>>28671420
Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, why do I want this so bad.

I want Rainbow Dash to fart on my dick

>>28671370

>it'll never happen

>>28671430
>old enough to remember part of the 80s
>must be at least 40

someone cannot into math

>>28671430
No, but just because I didn't live through most of it, doesn't mean what came from it didn't dramatically affect what I experienced as a kid.

>>28671155
>what the fuck are you even...

... On?

It doesn't make much sense since I didn't back it up with anything, but it's something that came to me when I think about life being a dream, and are dreams are the actual reality.

>INB4 I still don't make anysense.

>>28671416

>>28671420
i already sleep 16 hours a day but if that were my bed i would literally never want to get up

>>28671439
you know, I recently spent a short amount of time near real horses.
They really do smell awful. Like, really bad.
I still fed them from my hand and squeed on the inside a little though.

>>28671468
>squeed
what the fuck is this
are you a 14 year old girl

>>28671452

who doesn't

>>28671439

That made me remember that iece of fanart where Rainbow Dash is taking a bath on a rainbow pond, BEFORE that cartoon revealed that liquid rainbow is spicy as fuck.

>>28671453

>>28671495
It's a pretty mainstream term for geeking out about something.

>>28671458

You don't start really remembering shit about culture and stuff until about 10 or so. '89 was over 20 years ago. He'd be at least 35 if he "remembered" more than half of the 80s.

Whatever, I'm just talking out of my ass. Ignore me.

>>28671495
Yes.

>>28671420

600 thread count Egyptian cotton MLP sheets, nigga, I got it all

pinkie pie toothpaste got a nigga breath smellin fresh as hell

>>28671355
Well, I have this idea that it will be magical girls with an industrial theme and set in the modern world.

It starts as a deconstruction, but it gradually morphs into a reconstruction. It starts cynical, but eventually hope overcomes cynicism.

Again, I have ponies to thank for that, but it's just not a story I could tell with Twilight Sparkle and the gang, however much I owe them.

>>28671420
WIth Pinkie Pie, both sides of the pillow are the cool side.

>>28671464
Is that Pinkie Pie farting with such force that it's blowing her tail back, the hot air smoldering that bystanders face?

>>28671419
bueno but im taking my ponys whit me fucker

>>28671536

do it do it oh god do it

>>28671536
I'm liking this idea.
This should be a thing.

>>28671420

It would be like going on a PINKIEQUEST every night

Do they make these in adult size?

>>28671519
>implying he's not 50+

>>28671420

If that were my bed I'd I were sleeping on Pinkie every night

>>28671468
I remember seeing this video on Limewire back in the day of a full-size horse actually sucking a guy's dick, like it's licking his dick and tucks it into the corner of its mouth and sucks

You'd have to have some major balls to put your dick in a horse's mouth, those choppers are the size of your thumb

>>28671420
>I don't have a bed and sleep on the floor by choice

>>28671547
Nope. Tail lifts are an instinctual part of estrus

>>28671399
>aerosmith

Can't you come up with something more creative?

>>28671599
Weeaboo faggot detected.

>>28671597

Or just be really fucking stupid.

Horses bite human fingers off without even thinking twice about it.

>>28671557
>>28671563
The thing is... I think I would try to get it published.

Because why not? As far as I know, there's never been a fucking NOVEL about magical girls. The worst that can happen is it's rejected.

Thread taking a turn for the Bestiality and crazy lane.

>>28671461
>are
*our

>>28671637

I haven't read your stuff but hell, go for it. Teen girls would probably eat that stuff up. You could write the next big young adult novel series.

And yeah, worst that happens is you just post it on the internet anyway.

>>28671631
He must've trained the horse to do it, looked like it felt pretty good

I don't know how you'd go about training a horse to do that, maybe it's a family secret

Guys...
I would like to make sweetie bells plushies...
with squishy marshmellows.
oh,
yes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBISfv-6hfo

>>28671637
How goes posting your fic on /rs/?

>>28671637
DONT DO IT YOU ARE A SENSITIVE MAN THAT CANNOT HANDLE THE REJECTION!!

>>28671627
>weeaboo

Has nothing to do with Japs I just don't care to buy a bed.

I had an air mattress but it ripped and I just never replaced it.

>>28671637
I believe in this idea.
Try it.
It'd be something new and original.
So of course it'll be hard as fuck to get off the ground.

I happily offer up my services if you need readers.

>>28671656

You misspelled "Obscure"

put 6 comics in a sleeve, save a TON of room.

>>28671697
I've edited it up to Chapter 8. I should have it ready to go this coming week.

>>28671727
I hate when stuff like this happens.

>>28671648
I was just thinking the same thing....

>>28671694
>First thought is squishy marshmallow pony buttholes
>music
Goddammit, it's like you can read my mind

>>28671746

>sleeping on the floor instead of buying an inflatable raft or a pool toy from Walmart
>2011

My inflatable turtle even has a cupholder in it, but it doesn't fit 40s, what a fucking ripoff. Those pool toys hold air a lot better than air mattresses, you're always sleeping on the floor when you wake up because it slowly deflated overnight.

Farting thread?! Oh God yes. I was just watching FartSlave Threesome part 2 from fartbrazil. I've never fapped so hard. Now I stop by a pony thread and theres fart talk. I'm already getting kind of hard again.

>>28671787
Oh look, you're back.

>>28671737
How does that save room. Sleeves don't really have any thickness to them. If anything, it wouldn't make a TON of difference.

>>28671787

>FartSlave Threesome part 2 from fartbrazil

>>28671794
So much no.

Fuck this artist, what shit style

>>28671787
what.. the fuck..?

>>28671780
>>28671794

His faces are creepy as fuck

>>28671787

do you think applejack would blast hot apple pie smelling farts on your face after you ate apple slices out of her tight puckered asshole

>>28671787
I'd let Fluttershy rip a nasty eggy fart right in my mouth and then she'd blush and look embarrassed and I'd jizz in pants

anyways next time you see commanderjesus just bring this up for me

This thread is pivoting straight into the ground....

>>28671827
I don't really see how. The female faces kind of remind me of the animation team that did Tarzan.

>>28671757
I disapprove

>>28671787
>>28671828
>>28671835
...I'm out.

>>28671590
I'd have to sleep on Rarity

>>28671866

The female faces aren't that bad, but the male faces look like some kind of weird human/animal hybrid.

Not surprising given the artist's name.

>>28671817
Google it man. I dare you. I don't know how anyone could watch and not fap.

>>28671866
The male faces seem too...big.

I don't want to turn this into a fanfic thread if you guys don't like fanfics so ignore this, but I wanted to know what stories have you read that have been really, really good? I mean like made you feel FEELINGS? I kinda don't even want to read any farther because I'm afraid of the feels. That shit about heroes and what happens to them, and Pips resolution, kinda got to me.

>>28671835
Fluttershy woudln't get anywhere near your face with her butt. She'd be too embarrassed.

>>28671866
That Big Mac looks like the protagonist from The Dark Crystal

>>28671855
Will do, bud.

>>28671871
Why do you disapprove of the act of me agrereing with you?

>>28671777

that sounds really awesome

>>28671883
Ponies are probably really comfortable to lay on.

>>28671727
Last one, I swear.

>>28671378
>You will never find a athletic person wearing one of your vectors on a shirt.

Boy am I seeing some prime simulator material here.

>>28671925
Ponies are the best pillows

>>28671894
...Wow.
Thanks chief.
Such things are very good to hear and inspires me to keep writing.

>>28671908
it smells like beer because I left one of those 24 oz cans of steel reserve with some left in it in the cupholder, and I guess I rolled over in the middle of the night and knocked it over

>>28671956
>boy am I samefagging some prime simulator material here
ftfy, and those simulators got old fast

>>28671787
>>28671892
Are you trying to get people to filter me?

>>28671964

because normal pillows don't fart wet juicy farts that splatter your face?

>>28671902
No no, I disapprove of the activity around me.

YOU'RE OK IN MY BOOK!

>>28671964
This image is making me uncontrollably tired. Now I know the allure of pony body pillows.

>>28671946

truth

athletic people would never sink to wearing a pony shirt in public.

hell, i know i wouldn't

>>28672000
Yes,
Change you tripcode.

>>28671991
I feel that idiotically calling samefag is an incredibly common thing this summer. Like, I understand when it makes sense, but what the hell, guys?

Any thoughts on this?

que

>>28671894
That last chapter with Steelhooves made me feel feelings.
And I hated it. Fucking feelings.

>>28672038
looks like someone tried to ride her llke a horse but it didn't turn out so well

>>28672040
The most FEELINGS I felt for SteelHooves:
It's better that my child never knew me.

>>28672038
>dat filename
WHAT DOES IT MEAN

>>28671855

erryday berry shufflin

monday shuffle, tuesday shuffle

>>28672022

I'm not athletic but I weigh 140 lbs and you couldn't tell I'm out of shape from looking at me. I'm fairly sure I still look like a complete loser though.

I own the RBD shirt from shirtsbyshift but I haven't worn it since ponychan got popular and started overusing the 20% cooler thing and forcing ponies everywhere. I'm too embarrassed to wear that thing now. I wish I had at least gotten the version without the 20% cooler text on it.

I would never wear a shirt with straight up ponies on it though. I bought that shirt cause it was cool and people who didn't watch the show wouldn't know what it was. Not that I'm terribly embarrassed of ponies in the main, but I don't go around pushing them everywhere like ponychan.

>>28671040

>>28672090
MACHINE CODE
>>28672088
I still didn't care for him too much at that point.

>>28672090
Looks like a picture saved from Facebook.
That place usually has some crazy long file names.

>>28672103

Reposting this from a few threads back. Mlp as a smurfs/Alvin and the chipmunks type summer blockbuster
>This Summer, get ready, because this movie will make you... A little hoarse!
>CGI Applejack yells "Yeehaw!" and shitty licensed pop rock music starts playing
>Various scenes of the ponies messing up human stuff and the chubby male lead looking exasperated while toilet paper flies across his face or something
>Dash makes a terrible pun
>Music stops
>She looks straight at the camera for 2 seconds and then says "...What? It's 20% cooler!" While making the dreamworks face
>But can these ponies... Help their friend find true love?
>Cue generic blonde actress as female love interest, way out of male lead's league
>Trailer ends with ponies running through new york or whatever big city the movie is set in

>bronies go nuts and claim it as the greatest event since Past Sins got adapted into show canon
>/co/ collectively commits suicide immediately

>>28672110
He... got my respect when he took responsibility and ordered the Steel Rangers to stand down.
But I will say that "This is where I died" stirred more than a little in me.

>>28671894
>>28672088
>>28672040

>>28672095
drunk bro?

>>28672102
I have similar ideas about the clothing as you do.

I'm not going to hide me passtime, but I'm not going to openly advertise it.

>>28672020
>you now realize the ponys where made for sweatybell's 5 leg suit

>>28672147
I think I'd like that.
No, I'd love it.

>>28672147
That is the most horrible idea ever that I actually want to see.

Also, I'd wear a pony shirt if I liked it enough. But I am very picky.

>>28672147
man.... fuck.
I'd still see it, but I'd come here right after and complain about it all day.

>>28672147

>mfw I wrote that

>>28672147
Well, that sure is a positive note to end the night on

>>28672102
Eh, I could loose 10lbs but my body shape lets me hide it.
Fuck, used to weigh 165 and had a heart rate of 62 bpm.
Fuck you internet.

Why does no one ship Nurse Redheart? Nurses need love too.

Celestia opens up a magical portal to Earth and tells you that there is a way to get to Ponyville from Earth without the use of magic but won´t tell you what it is.

However, for the remaining 40 seconds through which the portal will remain open she offers you two things:

1- A box full of assorted goodies from Sugarcube Corner plus a box of tea.

2- Hug the pony and/or creature of your choice for the remaining time that the portal will be open.

Clock´s ticking.

>thread has turned to shit

Fuck it, I'm not staying up late for this.

>>28672216
With who?

>>28672194
You deserve ALL the pony applause.

I laughed SO VERY HARD when I read it.

>>28672203
are you kidding? sweets or hug a marshmallow pony?
fuck I can buy whatever candy I want I'm hugging the pony

>>28672216

>>28672151
When he started to actually talk to Xenith was good too. Didn't expect it from him.

>>28672233
LOL 2nd! BAIL!

>>28672239
hmm pony joe.
because why the fuck not, nobody does anything with them

>>28672216
She can go with Pony Joe as "That one character we saw for one episode."

>>28672282
I pair him with Twilight...

>>28672282
>>28672294
...What the fuck?
PonyJoeminded?

>>28672233
>>28672280
Sure is summer in here.

>>28672147

You forgot the part where it'll be made in 15-20 years as an "re-imagining" of the original cartoon so none of the writers will be working on the movie, all of the creative direction will come from some dickass hollywood director, the ponies will get massive redesigns, and it will be full of shitty teenage pop-culture references.

>>28672035
Damn, I see thistle just went to bed. Looks good though
>>28671971
Oh yeah man, it was great
>>28672040
I don't know that feel I gotta keep reading, I've put it off for three dayts

>>28672306
that could work, he did recognize her.
>oh god what the fuck am I talking about

>>28672147
>THIS SUMMER ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER IS: MY LITTLE PONY

>>28672339

>>28672337
He always saw her in the back of the class. They always talked. He loved her, but then she had to go to Ponyville right before he grew the balls to ask her out.

>>28672339
>"I'll be buck."

>>28672095
seriously if this is my drunk bro that requested berry shufflin hope in http://www.synchtube.com/r/izzycf quick

>>28672392
I think this is my otp now

>>28672147

One week later.

>My Little Pony is the number one movie in America!
>Pinkie Pie gives it two hooves up!

>>28672392
He was probably an adult while she was still a filly

>>28672147

Some ponies just want to see the whole world burn.

>>28672216

because earth pony nurses have to do everything with their mouths. They have all the diseases. ALL OF THEM.

>>28672405

OH GOD MAH BALLS

>>28672333
Kkat actually makes a few references to it later on and there's even a chapter where DJ Pon3 recites the hero speech on the radio.

I say keep reading, although chapters 21-24 are my least favorite. 25+ are fucking awesome as hell though.

AND DITZY ADOPTS SILVER BELL!

>>28672405

>>28672147

I'm planning on dying before that time. Safe!

>>28672413
How do you know that?

>>28672392
He seems twice her age, he's overweight, and he's a pastry store clerk, or even manager/owner.

Why hasn't anyone made him a fillyfiddler yet?

>>28672438
He looked and sounded much older than her

>>28672413

Go on...

>>28672411
Oh god, I want this SO BAD.
Even though it would be the WORST THING EVER.

>>28672405
pfft, hahaah

>>28672457
Rarity also sounds older. What's your point?

>>28672216
I remember hearing about a guy who lost both his arms, so the nurse took pity on him and gave him a handjob

Ever since then, I've had fantasies about a nurse forcibly collecting semen from me, with latex gloves on and everything

>>28672256
Hey Fluffy, no luck with nekkid NMM in cute socks?
I dropped idea yesterday but you haven't replied and just gone.
Would be cool if you could do it!

>>28672422
Gotta love that fuckin sign

>>28672413
huh, I sort of just imagined all the adults except the mayor and granny were the same general age.
we seem to only have 1 age group of children...

>>28672459

I also have ideas for an ACTUALLY GOOD FiM movie trailer, although it would be much harder to write out in simple text.

I am too drunk to post anything useful, so have this pic

Alright I'll pick this back up later. And I still need to redo Scratch I know.

>>28672416
That's why you will never see nurse Redheart again.
All the nurses are not superior unicorns.
>Hospital related deaths via stabbings increased 100%
>Still good.

Okay well how about since twilight moved away from her parents to stay as celestias pupil, while celestia was a surrogate mother pony joe was her surrogate father

>>28671122

>>28672531

is it unusual that i want to rub lyra's socked hooves all over my face

>>28672482
Oh, sorry I guess I missed that...
But I'm not really into the whole sock thing, so I'm going to have to pass on that one anyway.
Double sorries...

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/08/wall-street-journal-reports-on-pony.html#comments

y'all bronies pissing me off again. why do you identify with these retards?

How many of you niggers are on here drunk?

Wait, I just fucking noticed this

>upper left
>"Everclear"
>brown liquid

What.

>>28672563

>not liking ponies in socks

What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>28671897
Damn, what the fuck was his name, Fizzgig?
>>28672422
I know I will but they've said pip breaks down or something I don't know if I can deal! That radio thing sounds fucking awesome though and I went and spoiled myself finding this

>>28672569
Who does that?!

>>28672567
We... don't?

>>28672567

We don't. We fucking hate them. Feel free to join us in doing so.

>>28672567
>/co/ General regulars
>Identifying themselves as bronies
Pick one,

>>28672569
it's rare for me to not have some amount of alcohol in my system, usually pills too

>>28672567
>The Thundercats remake is, well so far, disappointing. My sister finds it aggravating that I see Friendship is Magic as a vastly superior leap in quality up from the original material than Thundercats 2011 will ever be.

That faggot needs to die in a fire.

>>28672569
MEEEEE but I m tnot black, but I do live in souher us so tehre are lots ov black people near me.

>>28672567

if you are looking for bronies, try ponychan

>>28672569

FFFFfffffffffffffffffriday night, mothafucka

>>28672561
It's a little unusual.

>>28672527
So anyway, any anatomical/posing problems with this one? Because I'll probably be finishing it tomorrow hopefully.

Also, doodling next pony mentioned.

>>28672629

>>28672572
it has coke in it, drinking everclear straight is suicidal

>>28672645
pony joe

>>28672659
I DISAGREE GOOD SIR!
Everclear burns off clean. If it gave you a hangover you had some bad shit.

>>28672661
YES THIS

>>28672645

He is looking a little annorex there, but thats a bout it.


Also ROSE

>>28672608
He's right. The new Thundercats suck.

>>28672601
>>28672581
>>28672613
>>28672628
ma niggaz

I got a choice - spiced rum, or swedish cider. and what would applejack be like if she was swedish?

>>28672599
Also
>following that may or may not be ironic
If it was shit, we would have ignored it, like all of the other terrible shows out there.

>>28672572
I always thought it said BearClear...

>>28672578
I'm a hipster faggot.
Sure it is cute, but I don't see why they need socks and it feels like too many people are doing it.

>>28672645

It looks much better than some of your other stuff. Especially the neck. It's long like it is in the show, but still looks generally correct while staying in your style. Unfortunately I'm not an expert so I can't really say for certain. Maybe the first joint on his back legs is a tad too low? Again, I don't have references here so I'm just winging it. Hope that helps.

>>28672680

annorex? time for me to stop drinking it seems

anorexic

>>28672569

just about to finish off my handle of tequila.

>>28672598
Oh, I will. And am.

will.i.am

>>28672681
I don't mind it.

But I can tell it's going to fall flat on it's ass soon.

>>28672674
it burns the hell out of your throat, it's not meant to be taken straight

>>28672681
In your opinion. I like it, in my opinion.

>>28672608
I dunno. I was really into it for the first episode, but the second one just a generic captain Ahab story. I was disappointed in it. Not going to drop it, but still, I hope for it to get a bit better soon.

>>28672685
I thought they were just putting that line in there to be ironic.

>>28672563
Hmm...
Okay, forget about socks. May be you could dress her in some summer dress? With panama hat. Would be cool.

>>28672580
She has a LOT of hard times ahead.
She gets beaten badly (including a really bad kick to the lady parts), nearly raped both normal and tentacular, sees one of mane six die badly, has her beliefs torn asunder, and yeah she breaks down. But what happens after these breakdowns will make FEEL so much.[/spoilers]

Just try and take your time, enjoy the ride.

>>28672580
She goes through small breakdowns but ends up picking herself back up almost instantly. Kinda a "I fucked up...but I had to do it." That kinda thing. Kinda her little internal argument. Seeing if she could have done a situation different and gained a better result.

>>28672703
The taste of tequila makes vomit rise in my throat, I actually prefer rotgut vodka

>>28672723
Puuuuuuuuusssssssssssyyyyyyyyyy

>>28672725
FUCK YEAH CORGIS!

>>28672674

hangovers are caused by dehydration, the level of impurities in a liquor dont make a real difference.

for example, i had 15+ oz of tequila last night, but after drinking a gallon of water before i passed out i didn't have a shred of hangover.

>>28672759
>vodka
>better than tequila

Yeah, sure buddy.

>>28672784
Yeah, but you also pissed all over the fucking place.

Hey guys, Megasweet is still streaming

http://www.livestream.com/megasweet?t=689675

He's gonna be doing some cute sweetie belle so I hope you all brought your insulin

>>28672783
Oh my god, Megasweet is actually drawing something awesome.
~yay~

>>28672692

>but I don't see why they need socks

Because it's adorable as hell.

>>28672784
had tons of beer but now drinking water
I am invincible!!!!!!!

as long as I can get the first captcha word

>>28672580
What a wuss reporter. Give that line to Jim Dale

>>28672734
>>28672743
I am definitely going to read what sounds like not only the best pony fanfic, but best story altogether
Also I'm glad Silver Bell stayed with Derpy. Anything come of that bomb?
>>28672832
The reporter is actually the person who wrote it

>>28672832
The note is from the reporter.
She's fucking with Littlepip.
Because she likes it.

>>28672790

The aroma and taste of tequila reminds me of vomit, I prefer bottom-shelf vodka and orange juice, the acidity of the juice helps dull the gasoline and lysol taste

>>28672821
It came out sooo awesome

So. Anyone else severely disappointed by Civilization V?

>>28672856
>This is how season 2 will be written

>>28672821
He's drawing something that we already saw in the show. It's fucking retarded is what it is. A waste of time and talent.

>>28672821

Then why aren't you watching Pacce?

Are you too good for MS?

>>28672832
Given the amount of raiders that listened to 3dog in Fallout, I think they would be moving camps as far away from the gang as possible.
"Shit, they are headed this way."
'WE GUNNA SHOOT U-'*Shot in the face*
"No, we are going to sneak away as quietly as possible because I don't feel like getting BLOWN UP today."

>>28672877
Anyone else disappointed that this has nothing to do with MLP?

>>28672804

dude its creepy, i woke up and pissed just a normal amount, maybe i was getting up while sleeping to piss too and i dont remember.

anyway its totally worth it, seriously, chugging water after a heavy drinking session helps so much

Pony drinking thread?

I have a friend who invented a bunch of pony-themed cocktails for her birthday party. The "Applejack" was Southern Comfort, hard cider, and Jagermeister. It was pretty intense. Sadly I can't remember any of the other mixes fully. The Twilight Sparkle was the most amazing looking...dark blue and full of edible glitter. Pinkie Pie was pretty much pure sugar...made with X-Rated and pop rocks. Princess Celestia involved champagne (well, sparkling white wine, I guess). Rainbow Dash never got made, but the plan was multi-colored jellow shots.

>>28672646
It's a Doodleloo.

>>28672680
I'm fine if he's a little skinny, because he is a really skinny pony.

>>28672697
Cool. I might tweak that then but I'm happy if he looks pretty structurally sound.

>>28672783
God damn that's cool.

>>28672903
Welcome to MLP General. You must be new here.

>>28672915
That means you died for a while and pissed as a ghost.

>>28672864
...Um. Something came of the bomb alright.
Oh dears.

But I'm actually planning to write the scene where Ditzy formally adopts Silver because I was actually thinking about it A LOT before I got caught up on the story and saw that it quietly happened behind the scenes.

>>28672919

That sounds amazing.

I wish I had friends to drink with.

>>28672923

SB, did you ever put wings on this?

Since we're on the subject of alcohol, is absinthe any good? if prepared properly?

>>28672885
>implying drawing dicks on female ponies dicking other ponies isn't a waste of talent

>>28672925
He's new here and he can already identify the primary problem with MLP Generals. What a fucking pro.

>>28672954
Nope. You could probably get as good or better results than mine anyway.

>>28672960
Just don't let the green fairies take ya away...

>>28672903
Oh, you

>>28672960
It's a gimmick, just get sambuca, same taste. There's no hallucinations involved, it's just an herbal liquer flavored with anise.

>>28672935
>do horns grow back?

[spoiler[No they don't...[/spoiler]

>>28673001
I lol'd

<3

>>28672919
I want to try the Gilda drink, but it'll cost like 50 bux.
>>28672891
I am doing something and if I go to the stream, I won't be doing something anymore.
>>28672944
Then join me tomorrow night for My Little Drinking Game.

>>28673021
Agh, messed it up

Oh well, maybe they do with Celestias help anyway

>>28673001

i guess spoilers dont grow back either

>>28672935

We need some fanart of RedEye.
Shit, we need someone to whip up the Goddess. I have a feeling that shit will look trippy as hell.

>>28673027
They should have kept the eyes on the human the same size as the eyes on the pony. That would have been fantastic.

>>28672944

It was pretty amazing. We got pretty smashed and played pin-the-tail-on-the-pony in the middle of the night. Lots of yelling was involved, and I think we woke up the neighbors. Sadly, this was before I got into the show, so I didn't fully appreciate the party. I was introduced to it by my IRL friends and was one of the last holdouts of our group.

>>28672923
they look good

>>28672997
I knew there were no hallucinations, I was just wondering if it was any good. Thanks though.

>>28672935
>Do horns grow back
According to mythos, when a unicorn breaks its horn, it means death, similar to a bee that loses its stinger.

So the answer is no, because SHE'S DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAD

>>28672971
Because alcohol and dubstep are totally related to MLP, right?

If only I had posted with a picture of Dash...

>>28673079
>And then Silver Belle is a zombie.
...

>>28673033

Damn I want to try all of those. Too bad all that would be like 2 months salary.

Too much sugar in those drinks, I'd puke every color of the rainbow

>>28673057
>Celestia's help.
>In Fallout Equestria.
Oh... boy...
Um.
Celestia went to live on a big farm with all the other Princess/Gods.

>>28673027

is it unusual that i find the one on the right more attractive

>>28673113
Yes

>>28673109
Wait, you told me she ran away.
So did Luna.
At the same time.

>>28673109
Meant thinking terms in the SHOW there Pacce, god forbid the stupid thing on their heads DOES snap off in a freak accident.

I'm sure Celestia could heal it no sweat.

>>28673113
She's better drawn.

>>28672935
oh my god that pic, so much in it. Well seeing that the unicorns file horns mean they do grow, but Silver Bell looks like she got her root cut. If I remember she did it to herself? Also oranges, man

>>28673149
A-heh-heh.
Look, we'll buy you a new god.
One that's not prone to melting into (hopefully dead) organic matter that fused to its surroundings.

Oooo, that came out all bad.

>>28673113
yes. better kill yourself now and go straight to equestria

>>28673201
>Hopefully dead.
But that will mean Bullet Sponge will miss out of getting horribly injured to near death.

>>28673155
I'm sure there's ways to heal a broken horn.

But I couldn't resist the joke.

Ponies deepthroating phallic foods is my fetish.

>>28673241

>>28673102

seriously, those are all horrible chick drinks.

simple, old fashioned drinks are the best imo.

>>28673290

except redbull + vodka, delicious party drink

>>28673290
Here have some professional mixes.

It's a fine list, but I hate coffee and so the Gilda drink is worthless to me.

>>28673309
I'd rather drink straight vodka than redbull and vodka.

>>28673290
i don't give a fuck i'd be drinking trixies all day erryday

>>28673179
Yeah, she cut her own horn off.

I'd rather drink straight gin

>>28673318
I'm so close to doing the Derpy, but its hard to bake while drunk.

>>28673338
How even? I know she was so obsessed with Pinkie after her parents were killed, I gotta reread

Can this be...what I think it is?

Another alcohol pony thread?

I must reproduce with it.

>>28673079
Course you can't forget that Unicorns are suppose to resurrect themselves after a few days with a new horn.

>>28673318

yeah those look much better

>>28673321

cant drink straight vodka all night dude, your throat will hurt like a motherfucker the next morning

which pony is natty ice? i'm not allowed in the liquor cabinet but i want to play pony drinking, too. ;_;

>>28673155

Which episode is this from? Minus the black guys ofcourse.

I think i missed it.

>>28673318
>I hate coffee

I know that feel. It smells so good though.

Gin was here. Vodka is a loser.

>>28673405
CMC Chronicles bro

>>28673405
Umm

Cutie Mark Chronicles. 23.

>>28673376
They don't ever say how she did it.
I imagine she simply mounted a saw and went to work.
Poor fucked up kid.

Honestly, she and Derpy are my two favorite not "party" characters in that story.

>>28673376
When she got scared her horn made ringing sounds.

>>28673405
It's like the best episode ever! Episode 23, the cutie mark chronicles!

>>28673381

they never really go anywhere

>>28673402

I'm 21 and don't drink. I never will.

>>28673409
It does indeed smell good.