>>28664523
Oh come on! I hadn't even posted it in the old thread yet!

>>28664512
I actually agree with you this time. I suppose you're learning how to not have wrong opinions

>>28664512
You are right.

Scootaloo is overrated

>>28664563

It's a script. Everyone knows this.

>>28664566
Fluttershy is still shit.

>>28664603
Why would someone write a script for that

>>28664512
And i think Owl's well that ends well is the best episode of the season,

Big Macintosh gets his own episode involving the CMC.

WHAT HAPPENS?

Is best pony.

>Over a barrel
>Under appreciated
>what you did there has been seen and noted

>>28664612

Why do people troll?

To get a rise out of someone for their entertainment.

>>28664628
Fuck you and fuck your marker.

>>28664616
You're clearly retarded.

>>28664607
FUCK YOU NIGGER

>>28664612
To remind you what you've become.

Under a barrel was my favorite episode, mostly because it was racist as fuck though

>>28664512
Everything about that episode got better the more I saw it. Even pinkie's shitty song.

>>28664629

They have a good day in the park.

>>28664629
Nothing, because he's slower than Snails.

>>28664607
I disagree with your opinion on this particular subject but just kidding I am coming to your house to mutilate you

I liked that episode, but my personal politics don't really agree with the moral and situation.

So now that the show has a bit more exposure since December do you think Zone would reconsider doing an MLP Flash parody?

>>28664629
inb4 "Sweet Apple Massacre."

>>28664629
He murders Caramel.

So how about that meteor shower that's supposed to happen sometime between 00:00 and 01:00? A nice night with a full moon and a meteor shower over the northern hemisphere sounds nice, right?

>>28664692
If they are disagreeing with me, of course they are wrong.

The wonderbolts get their own episode involving the CMC, what happens?

>>28664629
Typical Babysitting episode. Wait, we already got that with stare master.

http://askpinkaminadianepie.tumblr.com/

update

>>28664736

They take them flying and then drop them to their deaths. Their tiny bodies splat in the middle of ponyville for all to see.

>>28664727
wat. info!?

>>28664736
Scootaloo joins them and Rainbow Dash beats the shit out of her

>>28664736
Scootaloo makes the team despite not being able to fly.

Dash does not.

>>28664727
Really? To the roof!

>>28664736
Soarin turns out to be just a little kid at heart and goes and plays with them and their crazy crusading. Spitfire has to play the mom and clean up after them all.

>>28664760
How heartwarming.

>>28664736
Everyday life of a wonderbolt. Mite be cool

>>28664798

I'm perfectly fine with this.

>>28664767
YES PLEASE

FUND IT

>>28664662
Bridle gossip was just as racist

>>28664831
No really?

Here we are

>>28664831
I know, which is exactly why those two are in a three way tie for my favorite episode. The other one is cutie mark crusaders

>>28664692
oh wow
a pony advice dog spinoff?
no thanks

>>28664665
>Pinkie's shitty song
damn i actually loved it even the first time i heard it...

>>28664887
Saved

>>28664831
Gotta admit, when she started doin the ooga boogas I laughed my ass off.
That Zebras a true nigga

>>28664760

Why scoot is there?

>>28664889
Don't you mean "Cutie Mark Chronicles?" Not surprising, because that one is also racist.

>>28664760
How do I take that .gif and save it?

>>28664894
Care and share was awesome. The chorus was so-so, but the lyrics are as catchy as anything, and Pinkie's costume? Yes please

>>28664919
Because Railgunner is pedo for Scootaloo. It was Apple Bloom in the original story.

i get penis boner from look at horse

wat do

>>28664923
I've had a few beers...

>>28664950
Take a knife boner and slide it across your jugular

Multiple times

>>28664939

>in the original story

What story might that be?

>>28664950
My Luna...

>>28664939

Are you sure he is pedo for scoot? didnt he say sweetie belle?

>>28664996
Cupcakes, I think he means.

>>28664512

Over a Barrel has the best opening 5 minutes and the worst ending 5 minutes of any episode.

>>28664996
Sweetmeats.

>>28665007
Technically he's pedo for everyone but Scootaloo is his favorite.

>>28664889
I just realized how racist that episode was. She speaks gibberish, collects herb all day, when she comes into town everyone leaves, wheres bling around here neck and rhymes all the time. All they needed was black face and I would have pissed myself

>>28664772
>It's the Perseids meteor shower, takes place tonight. Best view is going to be on the northern end of the planet.
An excerpt from stardate.org, which seems to have their facts in order:
The Perseid meteor shower is coming up late this week, but this year the full Moon will wash out all but the brightest meteors, according to the editors of StarDate magazine.
>Though the shower technically peaks at about 1 a.m. CDT on Saturday, August 13, prime viewing time begins when the constellation Perseus rises into fine view in the northeast around midnight on Friday, August 12. The full Moon will rise in early evening Friday and will be directly overhead after midnight, coinciding exactly with the predicted time of the shower’s peak intensity. The Moon’s brilliant light will overpower most of the meteors.

>season 2: ep 1

>>28665007
DOES IT FUCKING MATTER

>>28664950
become a hero at once

>>28664629
Basically Stare Master, but we get more Mac characterization.

>>28665022

I see, so it's pretty much cupcakes but Scoots helps her?

Well WHAT IF! The wonderbolts were just a front for celestia's drug trafficking empire!

>>28664987
You said "boner."

>>28664950
You've absorbed a bit of magical pony power. You can fly now.

There's a bridge where you live, right? Better get practicing.

>>28664938
>>28664938
What instrument can't spike play?

>>28664919
Because in this blog, Pinkie Pie and Scootaloo are having a little /ll/ every weekend.

>>28665035
It's an hero retard

>>28665098
rarity's heart

>>28665050
Why does she need a front?

>>28664629
Sweetie Belle is practicing teleportation magic with the others, while Big Macintosh casually watches off to the side. They mess up however, and ends up transporting Scootaloo and Big Mac hundreds of miles away. The rest of the story takes a very Lone Wolf and Cub path, just the two slowly walking back to Ponyville, camping and taking care. We get proper backstories of both of the two over time, and the two get a better understanding of each other. Not in that way, you sick freaks.

They make it back and find everyone WAS actually worried about them. Scootahugs all around.

>>28665098
Banjo.

/co/
just what the fuck is this
what did i tell you about doing this?

>>28665108

Neat.

>>28665121

>>28665172
So. The idea of the ponysaurus has spread.

>>28665139
scootahugs all aroung.

my god, that sounds adorable.

now i need to see some hugging ponies.

I'm sad that i'll never get to hug a pony.

>>28664923
Wait, how is that one racist?

>>28665139
I was expecting rape to be honest. But this actually sound's pretty cool.

>>28665239
The part where they go for their nigger lynching cutie marks. It was on the directors cut.

>>28665005
you forgot the wings you asshole

>>28665172
Needs a "Why would you do this, /co/?" caption.

>>28665197
that image was drawn in february

>>28665172
Me gusta

>>28665239
"Ohhhh what a magical place, and I owe it all to the pegasus race!"

Fluttershy confirmed for racist.

>>28665272
She traded her wings for a huge penis.

Also that thing is ancient.

>>28665300
Your mom is ancient.

>>28665264
Damn Canada with their "equality" and "human rights"

>>28665286
Wait what.
But it wasn't you who inspired it was it?

>>28665348
i don't believe so
it just appeared

Earth ponies are fucking useless.

>Unicorn magic can easily replace their physical strength (innate magic)
>Only pegasi are difficult to mimic

>>28665365
Fascinating.

>>28665139
My money, fund it, etc

So when is Sweetie Belle going to usurp the throne from Celestia?

>>28665365
You're the only one who spams dinosaur shit, you know you were the inspiration.

>>28665369
Strong as fuck.
Nature affinity.

They're druids.

>>28665342
Fucking Canadians

>>28665403
Patience my friend, all things come to he who waits.

>>28665417
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79xzwlkCpRo

>>28665413
Earth ponys are Druish?

Night and day, you are the one
Only you beneath the moon or under the sun

>>28665403
Once she figures out Fabric, it's only a matter of time before she starts unraveling the fabric of time and space.

>>28665450

Funny, she doesn't look Druish.

>>28665440
But I wanna raise the sun now!

>>28665470
Sweetie is far to stupid for higher physics.

>>28665447
i'm certain that causes some people to go into shock
here
have a much better series
http://www.justin.tv/primetimetoons/b/292451311?

>>28665413
Nothing unicorns can't do.

They're pretty much the lower-class manual labor workforce of equestria because they're not good for anything else, and higher races can't be bothered with their lowly ways.

>>28665403

>implying your peasant ponies can compare to miss rarity

>>28665484

>>28665413
Are you saying Earth ponies are druids. Because I'm pretty sure pegusi control the weather.

>>28665498
That's racist.

>>28665369
Yea, good luck matching their strength when all you can do is light telekenisis and maybe a parlor trick or two related to your special talent.

MS is drawing human rarity with huge boobs, also naked underage loli human luna is there

http://www.livestream.com/megasweet?t=689675

>>28665516
>equestria was razed within an hour
>upon retrospect, nightmare belle had only this to say
>"oops...."

>>28665529
That's just silly.

>>28665516
A true nightmare to behold, she will bend the fabric of time and space itself.

HER SOLO, WILL LAST, FOR-EVERRR

>>28665496
She was fairly clever in CotC.

>>28665417
>>28665447
Yeah fuck those Canadians and their Shitty Cartoons

And their even shittier voice actors.

Why can't they make real shows like My little Pony.

>>28665139
>Scootaloo lying on Big Mac's back, as he trots along slowly, tuckered out from darting out
"Uhhh....uaggh...hurrry up... hurry up. Hurryuphurryuphurryuphurryuphurryup!!!"
>Big Mac stops in his tracks, and looks back at her with a :I face
"...please?"
>Mac smiles and picks up his pace greatly, Scootaloo jostles about on his back, slamming up and down on her stomach
"Ow! Ow! Ow, okay, okay! You can slow down! JEEZ!"
>Big Mac slows down
"...sorry."
"A'yep."

>>28665498
And then comes the day that Equestria's mana reserves run dry. Enjoy it while it lasts, unicorns...

>>28665546
>Not using your telekinesis to build machines that do the work instead of relying on raw organic strength

Problem, workhorses?

>>28665484
oh you guys, its like i all ready know you people !

>>28665498
Bitch, are you for real?

Quick, I need pictures of Applebloom being cute.

Pony General of /co/, please don't fail me.

>>28665369
Earth ponies have innate understanding of plants and animals. Animals would cause extra damage and crop yeilds would plummet without an earth pony work force.

>>28665498
>Rarity's entire career is built around kissing the asses of various earth pony fashion moguls

>>28665583
actually the only pony shown to have any skill in building technological wonders is pinkie pie.

>>28665559
>Sweetie Belle has the ability to bend the fabric of reality to her will
>Untold power lays before her

>"Dumb Fabric."

>>28665615

>>28665567
Uh they have, you ever heard of a show called Mucha Lucha?

>>28665535
Earth ponies have a canonical nature affinity. They're best with plants and animals. Fluttershy's the pegasus exception.

>>28665583
How many of those have you seen in the show?

People seem to forget that aside from Twilight, most unicorns don't have a lot of magic. Rewatch Boast Busters. I wouldn't be surprised if most unicorns have only a few useless tricks.

>>28665636
She will be usurped by her greatest foe

Smart fabric

>>28665615
>inb4 failure
Trixie is far cuter than that little county bumpkin piece of shit.

>>28665650
That show was gay as hell. And it was for beaners.

Time to add "start a pony race war" to the How to troll /co/ list.

That's going right under "lauren quit because of bronies", eyup.

>>28665615
go look on ponibooru

I have a question for you guys, please be honest. I'm trying to figure out why such a high percentage of people that like this show also clop to the characters.

If you clop to ponies, did you ever masturbate to any other cartoon animals in the past? I'm not talking about furry, I'm talking about the actual cartoon animals.

>>28665615
>pictures of Applebloom being cute

SURE IS REDUNDANT BRO.

>>28665664
Nuoh my god.

>>28665656
Faust did suggest that devices such as refrigerators were invented by unicorns (and run on magic rather than electricity).

Also, yeah, earth ponies do have magic that gives them a connection to the earth. Good luck getting them crops growing without them.

>>28665670
We crossed out "lauren quit because of bronies" when people stopped falling for it.

The updated list has Past Sins on it.

>>28665666
>Trixie
>Cute
fuck off satan

>>28665650

>>28665666
Well aren't you just a sour apple.

>>28665615

>>28665689
>high percentage

Come again?

>>28665689
I enjoy My Little Pony but I couldn't bring myself to fap to them or even sexualize them in anyway. just something about them is so pure that makes me not wanna corrupt it.

>>28665460
That reminds me that I found a youtube video that convinced me that Luna fans can be some creepy motherfuckers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cYDPJted5o&feature=related

>>28665647
FUCK YOU APPLEJACK YOU LET ME IN THAT FUCKING FORT

>>28665666
Of course you'd say that SATAN!

>>28665615

>>28665689
I fapped to the thought of getting a celestia blowjob once

I felt horrible and I'm never doing it again. I'm not into bestiality.

>>28665559
Dumb fabric

>>28665670
trolling? I don't think anyone get's mad when discussing the races

>>28665689
Given enough exposure to a particular media and the person will fetishize it. It explains the existence of rule 34.

>>28665714
>earth ponies do have magic that gives them a connection to the earth.

>mfw no in-show evidence of this

>>28665625
Wait, I'm drawing a blank, when was this. And also in pinky keen Twilight had a full lab in her basement

>>28665689
I was jackin' it to Babs Bunny before it was even off the air.

But I don't fap to ponies.

>>28665592
is there a bigger version of that gif?

>>28664603
except it is not

>>28665615

>>28665666
>Trixie
>666
>Satan
It all makes sense now.

>>28665807
She built a flying machine in Griffon the Brush-Off.

>>28665792
>Rock Farming
PINKIES WERE CRACK DEALERS! THIS ANSWERS SO MANY QUESTIONS!

>>28665754
No objections.

>>28665792

>>28665725
>Thumbnail
Hey, why are they so sad? Looks like they got their Cutie Ma-
>Finishes loading
nottodayinternet.jpg
Nah, fuck that. Hold on, I've got that picture somewhere...

>>28665754
Is it really that creepy to think a character is beautiful?

>>28665754
They're creepy because she's pretty much the blank-slate moeblob that every other anime character is, so she attracts the same sort of fans.

Luna is only good for cute fanart. Obsessing over a background pony like that is pretty dumb.

>>28665689
farthest i've done was one morning i had the typical morning wood, was deciding what to fap to, and suddenly images of the ponies humanized arrived to my mind, and fuck i did fap, at least i didnt think of the actual pony form, just on how they'd look if they were humans...
felt some sham afterwards

>>28665835
>The Pinkie's
>not The Pie's

Dumbass.

>>28665807
her helicopter thing in episode 5

>>28665689
Miss brisby and that was it.
god im going to hell

>>28665875
It's creepy to dedicate a love song to her, yes

>>28665842
>>28665754
I would like to believe I'm an exception to the rule...

>>28665728
Are you telling me Mucha Lucha was made in Canada? No way, Canadians don't care about wetbacks

Your challenge, /co/, should you choose to accept it, is to ship these two ponies together.

Oh, I forgot one.

>>28665885
Shut your mouth fool, you all know what I meant.

>>28665623
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWOTlEIcgfw

>>28665792
>While not magical like the other pony types, Earth Ponies do have a connection to the land that other types do not. In Equestria, growing food and tending animals (Fluttershy's talent with animals is unusual for a pegasus, I always imagined she feels more at home on the ground than in the sky) is just as necessary, as managing weather and magic. Perhaps more important, don't you think? They are ponies, not people, so perhaps appreciating each other as equals is not so difficult for them.

From Lauren Fausts' DA.

>>28665878
>so she attracts the same sort of fans.

Lonely teenagers, retarded fangirls and neckbeards?

>Everyone who watches MLP

>>28665924
I don't think either of them would be able to get a word in edgewise

>>28665924
Trixie: The GREAT and POWERFUL TRIXIE will accept your humble offering of apples, good sir!

Braeburn: You're kind of a bitch.

>>28665953
>They are ponies, not people, so perhaps appreciating each other as equals is not so difficult for them.

>>28665924
That would be a one sided relationship.

>>28665915
Oh, I am fan, too. I think her design is adorable, and the relationship between her and Celestia is one of the most interesting unexpored aspects of the show.

But goddamn. Perspective, people.

>Watch that episode of Batman The Brave and the Bold where Captain Atom loses his powers
>Dat song by Aquaman

Oh sweet jesus, there should be an episode on an earth pony being depressed about not having powers like a unicorn or pegasus.

>>28665915
What the fuck are the freemasons doing in Equestria?

>>28665924

No.

>>28665989
Trixe: wow... that's the first time anyone ever said that to... ME! the Great AND Powerful Trixie... It's kind of a turn on.

>and then they fucked.

>>28665953
Still waiting for the in-show proof of this rather than the word-of-god.

>>28665801
>>28665945
Ah don't know... there's sometin' funny 'bout these pictures...

>>28666020
Ponies are pretty smart, with the exception that they fucking suck at architecture.

Have you seen canterlot? The design of that place is insane.

>>28666021

>>28666075
The end.

>>28666085
the only 2 farms we know of are both run by earth ponies

>>28665924
You ever heard of those relationships where in the outside world the girl's the dominant one, but in the more intimate moment she's as sub as sub gets.

It's like that.

>>28666116
Also Winter Wrap-Up, the farming stuff was exclusively earth types.

Hey guys, MegaSweet is streaming

http://www.livestream.com/megasweet?t=689675

He's doing naked human Luna with Rarity.

No dicks

>>28666003
>>28665801
Applebloom sure does like to eat frosting off of Pinkie Pie's baked goods.

>>28666090
If all it took to bring down those pillars was some light metal statue, it makes me think that the entire palace was constructed of dry noodles and paste.

Well played, princess.

>>28666090
Why does it matter? It's held together with magical mortar.

>>28666067
>twilight accidentally mind swaps winona and applebloom

>>28666116
They must be the sole source of all the food in equestria!

>>28666148
>No dicks

That is shocking.

>>28666148

Oh damn, forgot to mention that stonershy is streaming as well

http://www.livestream.com/idliketosmokeatree

He's drawing Pinkie being eaten out and boned by Soarin'

not in that order

>>28666148
>no dicks

Not yet anyway.

>>28666165
Seems more logical than pretending that the ponies have sexual organs.

>>28666116
>>28666147
That's fine. There's still no in-show proof that earthies are able to farm/harvest/whatever any better than pegasi and unicorns would be able to.

I'm really hoping for an ep in S2 that addresses this.

>>28665924
After she runs out of town she heads to Appleoosa. There no one gives a shit about a magic show and she starts getting heckaled. She gets super mad and don't take kindly to city folk who think they are better then them. After the show she is jumped by 3 colts who destroy her carriage and try to rape her. Braeburn beats the shit out of them, saves her and invites her to stay withim while her carriage is fixed. She falls in love and never leaves

http://www.synchtube.com/r/commanderjesus#
http://www.synchtube.com/r/commanderjesus#
http://www.synchtube.com/r/commanderjesus#
http://www.synchtube.com/r/commanderjesus#
GET THE FUCK IN HERE.

>>28666159
Oh god that place looks like it would be nightmare to defend in a siege.

but it also looks just as hard TOO siege.

my god, its in the quantum state of defense.

>>28666190
Wait, so he's going to be eating out his own Pie filling? Dedicated, isn't he?

>>28666173
Theory: Danny fucked the earlier gen ponies, and the g4 ponies are the result

>>28666215
How the fuck do you even get to Canterlot? The entire city seems to be stuck on the side of the mountain. is there some road that runs along the other side of the mountain, hewn into the rock?

>>28666202
actually there's proof of the opposite isn't there?
in ep4 twilight harvests like 5 trees at once

>>28666116

Appleloosa was built by Earth Ponies and they managed to grow a fucking apple orchard in the middle of the DESERT.
Earth Ponies have their own magic, it's called PURE, UNDILUTED BADASSERY.

Pic unrelated: Waiter Pony, one of the background characters I wish to see again on season 2.

>>28666205
Looks like Pinkie's ass.

>>28666259
Preeeeeeeeeecisely.

>earthies

>>28666213
>try to rape her

>>28666164
>Applejack running around and barking like a dog
>Winona desperately hounding Twilight to wake up after she over-exerted herself and collapsed.
>Spike didn't see what happened and kicks Winona out
>ensuing shenanigans

Best episode EVER

>>28666215
Eh, a cannonball or three could take out the outer towers with ridiculous ease.

>>28666261
>Silver Platter, Silver Spoon's father

>>28666259
Yes, Twilight. Let's see any other unicorn do that.

>>28666250
Ariel assualt. Dragons, griffons, or manticor.

>>28666261
oh that's a good point actually.
that whole town is earth ponies

>>28666215
>which part do he hit, sir!?
>I HAVE NO IDEA, IT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING TOY

>>28666259
Twilight is a Mary Sue

NB4 that FUCKING Fan Character Queen (they don't deserved the term "Original Character")

Mary Sue is a Twilight

>>28666215
>Seige Canterlot

Some anti-air defense to cut off supplies, a few hundred men on the roads and gate, starve them all.

>>28666304
>Implying it's not defended by the most powerful magic in Equestria. Good luck even nuking it for orbit.

Guys, I'm gonna stop drawing ponies and begin serious human anatomy study.

>>28666336
None of that.

>>28666329
>Implying a dragon (much less a griffon or a manticore) could do shit to celestias palace.

If celestia has to, she takes care of the trash herself.

now has anyone inked this yet? i greatly want to see a coloured version.

>>28666383
You could do both.

>>28666383
let us know how that turns out, lyra

>>28666377
So it's like the Siege of Minas Tirith, then.

>>28666377
Except that the unicorns can change ponies into trees and then grow their own food on themselves.

>>28666383
When you are read, draw human Soarin x Spitfire. Your training will be complete then.

>>28666383
It's what you should have been doing from the very beginning dunkass.

Cartoons are caricatures of real life, how the fuck can you do a caricature properly if you can't even draw from life yet?

>>28666159
I think that's just Celestia's Palace. Canterlot's a lot larger than just that, probably tucked deeper into the mountains somewhat. A basin of sorts, for all of that expanse Twilight was running aronud in on the pilot.

Or it's bigger on the inside.

>>28666410
Never said it'd be successful. It's just how you'd try.

>>28666449
Their fruit is actually their transmogrified organs.

>>28666369
LittlePip?

>>28666336
no Applebloom I'm not a pedo

>>28666449
Twilight might be able to, but other unicorns can't do shit.

>>28666383
This. When this show started, I was thinking "Oh boy, I can't wait to see what /co/'s gonna think up when they make them human in their drawings. Who knows, maybe people might make awesome drawings and make them look amazing" Months later and I can't believe where the fandom is now with this pony obsession. It's shameful.

>>28666483
Thats Bullet Sponge around these parts, mister.

>>28666449
Then they'll be killings themselves and doing my work for me.

>>28666514
Yeah but she's true queen

>>28666505
Celestia would probably be there. Most likely Luna too.

They'd probably find your seige attempts amusing.

>>28666377

Canterlot:

-Protected water supply (see waterfalls coming from it)
-Filled with fucking unicorns. (ie, magic) some of which have to have food related special talents. (IE Pony Joe.)

Enjoy a siege that rivals that of Constantinople in length.

>>28666410
I can ink it, but i can't assure you when i'm going to finish it.
School be rapin my ass yo.

Also, that request was "Celestia fighting Spike's dad" , right?

>>28666506
I wish I was as autistic as you.

>>28666259
Harvests, yes.

Tends to the trees while they're growing, no.

>>28666515
How would the ability to grow your own food kill you? They have the goddess of the sun present, and an army of weather controllers. Rain + sun = plants growing food. They'd probably have tree duty in shifts.

>>28666410
nobody agrees with me
but i want celestia to cut loose at some point, really bring the pain on some big bad
>get
>out
>OF
>MY
>KINGDOM

>>28666539
Then we simply paint giant celestia/luna fanart so we can get in.

And then murder everyone while they sleep.

>>28666539
>Some gangly tall bitch who has guards do her flying for her
>A threat

Oh, please.

>>28666259

Twilight was shown picking apples.

She wasn't shown cultivating plants or trees, and it's evident she doesn't have the physical strength to pull a snow plow (and she completely fucks up when she uses her magic because it's absolute overkill), so I doubt she could till the soil any more efficiently. Plus, Twilight is known to have an advantage over your average unicorn; it's possible that not any normal unicorn has the ability to pick apples off of several trees.

And I think that's the point of the matter -- even if a unicorn did have the magic capacity to do anything more than a trick pertinent to their own unique talent, there's no guarantee they could do anything worthwhile as far as growing crops and raising plants.

All this talk of Pony mythology makes me think the show might be a good setting for a male oriented spinoff. You know how Totally Spies (which was SUPPOSED to be for girls) got changed into Spiez! Which starred a primarily boy group of spies to cater to kids/teens more? What if My Little Pony got a similar spinoff? What would it be about? Who would star in it?

>>28666483
Here's a hint: she's a reincarnation of Luna's Jealously and Dickery made innocent and cure.

>>28666547
>Implying the siege would be anything more then a slaughter when the fucking sun focuses on the army attacking like a kid with a magnifying glass and an ant hill.

>>28666557
the request was just celestia stabbing a dragon with her horn and shooting rainbows out the back. as gibs chunk off and burn away.

I saw someone half inking it... once. but that never appeared anywhere and since then i've never seen that anon since.

>>28666592
Princess. . .

It's a principality. Not a kingdom

Just saying.

>>28666607
My Little Brony starring Luke Allen.

>>28666609
Thats nothing like LittlePip, you haven't been reading this fic right at all.

>>28666449
But when the pony changed back some parts would be missing

If a movie was in the work, should it come out in theater, DVD, or on TV?

>>28666470
Why would you study human anatomy instead of pony anatomy?

Satan comes

>>28666410

You know, since Lauren confirmed bad guys for season 2, it would be interesting to see Celestia dropping her evercalm personality and get serious for once.
Such as the mini arc's bad guy posing a real threat and endangering lives, so Twilight (and nobody except her) gets to see a glimpse of Celestia's true power as she easily sends the bad guy flying.

>>28666607
Already on it. God I need to finish this picture.

>>28666649
It would be a shitty TV special.

>>28666470
different guy, but I've only tried to draw ponies because I've only cared about drawing ponies, I don't care for drawing otherwise

>>28666547
You can't just stand at the gate waiting for them to die.

You have to get the sappers in there and blow a hole in the walls and stay on the offensive.

>>28666664
Satan missed.
>>28666666

>>28666668
>Flying

To the moon?

>>28666660
Then practice drawing horses and animals by the book.

>>28666685
Then you don't care about drawing, you only care about the show.

>>28666547
>What happened to Canterlot in F:E.
Yeah, them nukes did a piss of a job.
The best way to take out a city is from within.

>>28666701
I KNOW

>>28666628
Shooting rainbows out Celestia's back or dragon's back?

>>28666668
Actual villains or more Pricks like Glidia and Trixie.

>>28666607

>Braeburn gets his own spin off
>His wacky adventures in Appleloosa
>He's clumsy as fuck but manages to saves the day somehow
>Basically the male version of Pinkie yet less hyper active

ALL OF MY MONEY.

>>28666668
I'd be happy with a mere IMPLICATION of Celestia's power.

She confronts the Big Bad, they have a brief talk, and Celestia tells him off. She intimates that he's no match for her.

This is something I've gradually come to realize in my own writing. Battles between gods should defy description, even the description of the most skilled authors. There's simply no way anything I write could possibly evoke the shaking of time and space that would properly accompany a war between deities.

I've learned, instead, that there is power in what's IMPLIED. You SUGGEST the magnitude of the fight. You hint at its awesome power. You leave the reader to envision its full terror and glory, confident that their imaginations will paint a more spectacular picture than your mere words ever could.

>>28666753
>Then practice drawing horses and animals by the book.

I got this this morning and have another reference on the way.

>>28666782
>Braeburn is Dudley Do-Right

>>28666753
I care about making the scenes I imagine that others won't draw and I have no money to pay them to do it
>>28666506
You cannot not make humans dull

>>28666644
NB4 FUCKING NYX: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/my-little-pony-character-fandom
>>Nyx first appeared in the fan fiction “Creeping Darkness,”[6] in which she is the curse that turned Luna into Nightmare Moon embodied in a small child. She also appears in another fan fiction work “Past Sins”[3] written by the same author. The character’s cuteness, along with the story’s unusually high quality for a work of fan fiction, has prompted a great deal of fan art, and has made Nyx one of the most frequently fan-drawn characters in Friendship is Magic.

>>28666799
Fuck that. I'm going to have a battle of god like proportions.

>>28666773
Dragons back.

since dragon scales are generally magic resistant and tough as nails, i figured celestia would get around that by Kamehamehing the dragon from within.

I figured since we already saw rainbow magic attacks that a rainbow explosion out the back would be the most appropriate, but any sort of magical explosion colour is fine if it looks better.

>>28666840
>unusually high quality

God DAMN it. Past Sins isn't even in the top ten best FiM fanfics.

>>28666840
>Creeping Darkness
Oh gog.

>>28666571
Funny thing is, you might just be.

>>28666724

Not exactly to the Moon.

>>28666449

>yfw i thought that said cast magic Smile

>>28666840
>Unusually high quality.

>>28666688

Enjoy trying to keep the walls down when the entire population of the city is unicorns. (telekenisis) and if any of them happen to have construction as a special talent, its even more nightmarish. Walls self-assembling, mines being filled in on top of you, etc.

Lets not forget that Celestia and Luna themselves are living siege weapons. Remember what Rarity did with the pillows in the pillow fight in Look Before You sleep? Imagine the sisters doing that. With large stones. On the walls above your besieging army.

Someone mentioned the siege of Minas Tirith earlier. To put this in the tolkien context, Canterlot would be more like the siege of Barad Dur during the second age. God is home. And he is angry.

>>28666821
Oh great i want a dudley do-right pony now. or at least a mountie pony


inb4 a mountie moose, meese, mooses, wahtever... instead...

>>28666607
As Celestia has a band of adventurers/students in the six elements of harmony, Luna starts to gather her own set to do work around Equestria.

Where as Celestia's chosen pupil and her friends all get along, Luna's are different. They're flawed misfits, like Trixie. The show's demographic is older, and males are part of the mane cast. They're also highly dysfuctional and a foil to the friendships of Twilight

>>28666922
>Moose
>They sound like the moose in Brother Bear.
Yes please.

What's up?

>>28666895
you're the one who thinks human versions can be interesting

>>28666917
use artillery from the other side of gorge,

try and destroy the mountain side beneath the castle.

cause it to collapse.

>>28666607
PONIES FOR BOYS

Here's how you do it, do the Five Man Band thing. Lets say the show is set in or around Ponyville, at the same time that the events of MLP is happening, so you're allowed to use side characters from that show as main characters in this one, but you can't use the Mane6. Who do you pick for:

The Leader: Generally bland and boring, but with a commanding personality and a sense of responsibility.

The Lancer: The hotshot rebel that butts heads with the leader often. Tends to go off alone.

The Girl/Princess: The girl. Not much more to her personality usually. Tends to hook up with the hero.

The Little guy: Usually the smallest or youngest. Sometimes smartest or has some special skill to make up for his lack of strength. Best friends with the big guy usually.

The Big guy: The strongest and biggest. Usually not very bright. Usually best friends with the little guy.

What adventures do they have?

someone tell me what this video is i dont have facebook

https://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=109753399126666&comments

>>28666949

Worst idea ever, FIM for emo teenagers.

Just about midnight. Gonna see if I can't see that meteor shower.

why do ponies like ham so much

>>28666989
pony merry go round, with another cardboard twilight

>>28667037
Because ponies are predators.

>>28667037

Because is delicious and you know bacon.

>>28666990
No. Absolutely not. Not that kind of misfit.

I mean more just highly flawed individuals. Character flaws. None, or only one, would ever approach "emo."

>>28667037
Ham is delicious.

>>28667046
I fucking love cardboard twilight.

>>28667070
So like, breakfast club but with adventures?

>>28667037
You know who can't eat ham and is the worst pony?
Twist.

>>28666840

>>28666949

>Trixie performs in Canterlot
>Luna is amazing by the tricks and shit
>They become friends
>Wacky adventures ensue as a high class princess spends time with some street performer
>They learn a lot about life
>Luna learns to not be a push over
>Trixie learns some elegance and respect for other ponies

Your idea is pretty silly because its going to be MLP for angsty teens.

>>28666984
Leader: Braeburn
Lancer: Soarin
Girl: Carrot Top
Little Guy: Caramel
Big Guy: Big Mac

>>28667070


that's still one too many

also the ponies already have character flaws

>>28667104

*amazed

Fuck my sleep deprivation.

>>28667104
>It plays like Aladdin.
>Because Trixie is nothing but a street rat

>>28667114
>glance over post
>read "Little Gay Caramel" and "Big Gay Big Mac"

>>28666638
i don't think she gives a shit bro

>Fucking Past Sins BS

Fucking spare me. There are some fics out there of genuine, serious quality, both complete and on-going that FAR surpass PS in both concept and execution.

QED niggers

Forgot some lines, that's why I deleted old post.

Any other coloring requests?

>>28667150
>Big Mac as Hard Gay.
I don't want this but it needs to be made.

>>28667165
Rarity has seen some shit.

>>28667163
We aren't talking about that right now. With any luck, your comment won't spur further discussion.

>>28667176
>I don't want this

Can I have yours then?

>>28664628

>>28667165
saved

>>28667152
she does say kingdom in the show

>>28667141
I don't buy that

>>28666607
>web only spinoff series
>chronicles the tales of several pony monster hunters and town defenders
>almost pg-13 rating, almost
>this is the theme song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKIocZ3WbgE

would you watch it

>>28667114
I may pick Little Strong Heart as the girl instead (because the would mean she and Braeburn hook up and that's awesome), but that's pretty much a perfect lineup.

>>28665872

What comic is that from?

>>28667165
Do this one yo

is there a pony in fanon that isnt gay

>>28667233

>Dropkick Murphys - Johnny, I Hardley Knew Ya

You get a gold star.

>>28667233
Yes, because Murphys.

>>28666978

Enjoy watching how your entire army is telekinetically lifted from the ground by an army of Unicorn Priests and then tossed down the cliff to serve as fertilizer for Celestia's garden.
If Celestia's guards are feeling specially smug, the Pegasus guards can fly way above your weapon's range and pile up clouds over your army. (Enjoy watching a giant thunderstorm frying your army into a crisp).

>>28667165
When the fuck has anyone ever said munch when eating pussy?

>>28667245
Perry Bible Fellowship read all of it right now.

>>28667233
Hmm, yeah I probably would

>>28667104
I was thinking more like Luna wants to help Trixie, who she finds amusingly arrogant.
>>28667116
Yeah, which is why the show is good. But they still have this kind of . . . really . . . harmonious feel to them. I'd be highly amused to have a show that features a foil of that. I'll spell it out a little more. Trixie, Gilda, and Blueblood. Three egotistical assholes. All having to work together. Except there'd be six, so it equals the number of mane cast.

And their characters would have to be expanded. They're all one note, much like how the pilot episode of FiM portrayed the main characters as one note.

But the idea of a slightly older sensibility and watching these kinds of characters having to find ways to function together, seems an idea of limitless potential.

And they'd all still be adorable.

>>28667263
I think 166 already colored that one.

>>28666799
>There's simply no way anything I write could possibly evoke the shaking of time and space that would properly accompany a war between deities.

ever heard of transformers, alternity?
i'm writing celestia like that for my thing
it's going to be fucking awesome

how many of you actually know IRL bronies?
or girl fans?

>>28667321
Zilch

>>28667313
166 is back?
Any idea where it is also?

>>28667302

Man its been a while but the art looks like its changed a lot, used to be all white generic folks.

>>28667233
>drop kick murphys
Oh fuck yes I would

>>28667263
Done

>>28667236
I think Carrot top is better for that.

I think we're at image limit


new thread time

>>28667274
okay, nuclear artillery from BVR

or B-52's from BVR, dropping bunker busters into the fortress and Grand slam earthquake bombs near it to collapse the side.

>>28667321
None.
And I am planning on keeping it that way.
When encountering one, remain neutral and hope the conversation never comes up.

>>28667321
I introduced ponies to three friends. 2 of them liked ponies, one got bored after first episode.

>>28667339
I think i saw him post on previous thread, the Lyra and Bon Bon thread.

>>28667321
I know one that i showed the show to. I suspect one girl I know is but I'm to nervous to ask her about it

>>28667367
nope, hold your tits for a second

>>28667367
Nope, still ten to go.
So keep your pants on.

>>28666607
Spike who is now a grown dragon, gose on a quest to resue Equestria from evil forces. he is team up with Zecora's son,Applebloom,Rainbow Dash, and Soarin'.

>>28667236
I forgot I liked that ship more. So her instead. She needs better development.

forgive my off topic post but you should see this
http://chapter01.wormworldsaga.com/EN/Index.php

>>28667358
>I think Carrot top is better for that.
Racist.

>>28667321
my nieces like the show

>>28667321
My girlfriend, my friend, and his girlfriend.

All because I introduced them.

>>28667315
alternity, as in, optimus has a sword which causes local spacetime collapses in every parallel universe alternity?

>>28667390
You do know how big she's going to grow, right Braeburn?

>>28667372
oh and when i say collapse the side, i mean the side of the mountain.

make sure they're JDAM guided too.

>>28667321
>knowing other human beings

I thought image limit was 150? mine said 150

>>28667348
He's always done style experimentation. The most recent one is generic while blob people though.

>>28667428
It will be good while it lasted

>>28667428
Braeburn likes BBBs...

>>28667321
I know 2 girls I think.

>>28667454
those applebloom pics and the pinkie butt are gone

>>28667372
>>28667430
This makes me wonder just how powerful a shield cast by two alicorns would be. Like, if it would cut a swath through the mountain like that Steven King novel the Dome.

There was, of course, a reason Braeburn was so attracted to Little Strongheart.

>>28666208
John Shipesco sucks.
Have some cute Celly/twi fanart.

>>28667114
If Little Strong Heart is the girl then that means all those characters have had some development already in FiM, so that's good.

But I don't remember who Caramel was, did he do anything or was he a background pony?

>>28667375
>>28667383
>>28667404
>>28667422
good
i only have two friends, one man and one a girl, the 2nd one just became one actually, got curious about the show cus people started watching it at school (yep) and i wasnt sure how to feel about that... we are talking a bit about ponies though