>>28605407
ANOTHER Gilda thread?!?

I'm perfectly ok with this.

gilda

>>28605245
Perhaps she'll be good with my friend then
>DON'T TRY TO PAWN HER ASS OFF ON ME!

Another gilda thread?

so you're 100% old school!

Gilda won't be in season 2.

i would pay gilda to piss on my face
>that feel when you wont even get the chance
:(

>>28605458
Of course you wouldnt get the chance She wouldnt take money for it.

How big is Gilda's griffon dick

Oh hi.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olLDrvc1qt4&feature=feedu


Enjoy you bastards! YOU'VE BEEN RUINING /CO/ FOR LONG ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!111!!!11

>>28605469
:( really not even a thousand bucks?

I should draw more Gilda...
This is literally all I've done.

>>28605506
Please.

>>28605496
Brohoof?
>Fist extends from offscreen.

>>28605496
>watching Know Your Meme and enjoying it
>not being a faggot

pick one

I like that Gilda isn't a pony.
She has fingers and can gesture with her hands.
Not like those lame hooves.

Also, she has paws.
Ponies don't have paws.
They WISH they had paws!

>>28605525
Ponies are made of marshmallow though, which is superior to fur and feathers. Your rebuttal?

guys I need help
I need to figure out a way to find new music and catalog the music I've already listened to
Mostly I am having trouble figuring out a way to use the music I already like to find music that I don't hate at a greater rate than if I just randomly looked up music

help

>>28605525
Wizards and shit

>Gilda thread
I am very okay with this.
Also why did gilda's parents dump her into a pony school?

>Daniel released a new song from season 1!
>Let's not talk about that, though, I'm not done being sucked off by tripfags because I posted Gilda.

what up, nahcynop? That's ponychan backwards and basically what you all are at this point

>>28605506
...Didn't I offer you money?
You never got back to me.

>>28605518
>insult people about watching videos
>watch video yourself
>be a dick to everyone

pick 3.

>>28605525
If only she had ears :c
Someone draw ears on Gilda so that I can die happy

>>28605537
Gilda can be marshmallow too!
SHE CAN DO ANYTHING!

>>28605525
Yes, soft, sensitive paws.
Full of nerves, screaming for stimulation. The heat of a brand, the slice of a blade. Fingers, waiting to be taken to their joints limits, wanting to be freed from their constant monotony of being useful.
They want to break free.

>>28605541

dude.

since you are wizard with this kinda shit.

put gilda in dash's monster hunter gala dress

hey pacce and roogna, see this yet?

Pick your answer

>>28605546
The song isn't that special, though.

It deserves a listen or two and that's about it.

>>28605574
Who is the "not Gilda"?
Also that Gilda is REALLY cool.

>>28605577
C
Get laid instantly

>>28605577
-C

i found a ponies

>>28605586
Turmoil

>>28605577
B
>>28605579
I keep listening to it.
I like it.

>>28605563

DUDE SHES SO PUFFY

gilda is actually freaking huge compared to the ponies
but enough about that, more huge chest small frame fluttershy

It's time for some sweet roleplaying.

>>28605577
C
being a jerk is the best way to get her to admire me
then
i get to stab her with my cock

thats how you have sex right?
it's sort of a stabbing motion?

So you guys like Gilda?

>>28605617

>>28605643
hawt

>>28605643

So you got that one where she's being fucked by a guy with a gag and shit and saying "HARDER YOU FUCKING DWEEB?"

>>28605540
I can help with this.
>Music sorting
The best way I found is to do folders by genre, artist within those, and album there. I have my folders sorted by 'intensity' as well, into Heavy/medium/soft, but that's personal preference, and frankly I might end up changing it. for tagging your files, there's a ton of stuff out there, but I use Tag&Rename which works fine for mass editing.
>new music
Bunch of ways to do this. My favorite is Last.fm - just go and type in the name of an artist you like, find the similar artists tag, and go nuts. I think Pandora Radio does the same thing as well, but they're US only, so make of that what you will.

tl;dr:
>Genre-Artist-Album
>Last.fm / Pandora
>go nuts

>>28605617
Snails: Penis?
Snips: Penis!
*and so they penis*

>>28605563
This is the only chubby version of a character I have ever thought to be absolutely adorable

now never post it again

>>28605615
She is bigger than them by about half.

Also. Silly me asking Fluffuybutts to puppet this.
Oh well, they did a much... happier looking brofist/hoof thing.

>>28605643

>>28605666
I do!
But I promised never to fulfill requests from Twist.

Why is Pip so sad? Because she's out of bullets and has given up hope? Because I can't decide on an environment? Because there are no honeys around?

>You will never have angry breakup sex with Gilda

>>28605680

Post it.

>>28605688
>Areyouagriffon?.jpg

>>28605684
She's being sexually humiliated.
Again.
But she secretly likes it.

Just wondering, is there rips of the shows BGM?
i've been wanting to hear that guitar riff after Dash Rainbooms in her flashback

Hey guys who's your favorite pony Luna's my favorite. I heard this is what she'll look like in season 2.

>>28605671
Hey NTSTS, I like you, you're a pretty cool guy and I admire you, for real. But I'd like you a lot more if
you didn't have Pinkie Pie as your waifu. I mean, what the fuck, man? That's not cool. And you wanna know why? Because she's mine, foo'. MINE AND NO ONE ELSE'S. You think that just because you're awesome you can just come and claim the best pony as your waifu? 'Taint fair. Unless you... um... want to... you know... share...?

Don't know why I felt the need to write all that. This was inspired by Roogna threatening anyone who claimed Gilda as his waifu in the last thread.

But seriously, NTSTS, you're bro tier all the way, dude. You're definitely in the top 3 best tripfags around here.

>>28605675


other shots of her around town she looks bigger

stop imagining sex with gilda guys
she would probably kill you during sex
and when she grabs you with those griffon claws, you can't break free
Because they're tight.
And griffins are strong.

>>28605666
I do too, but i don't post NSFW.

here's frankie stein instead.

>>28605666
I love how they made Gilda's paws look in that.
Also that picture really took advantage of her flexible and long neck.
She has a lot of neat visual features that a lot of artists gloss over.

>>28605749

You dare deny Satan?

>>28605717
i could look for it, but in the meantime have this
https://docs.google.com/document/d/14XCse2gA-GkyDq_TwlPZ8DJivPW8Wtu4MURp8bhbxU0/edit?hl=en_US&au
thkey=CPSCxIgD&pli=1#

>>28605735
What the fuck is that

>>28605735
If I had a pic of Gilda falcon punching someone in the dick. That pic would be directed at you!

>>28605546
how does one go about listening to it without highspeed? I can load youtube, it's not there yet is it? Lazy fuck

>>28605748
UNLUSS IM A GRIFN 2 THeN IT WOULD JUST BE REAL ROUGH SECKS

>>28605735
2/10
Even if obvious troll, just seeing a picture of Nyx causes slight grump.

>>28605735
nightmare moon, luna, nyx

age regression, I think that is someones FEEEEEEEEEETIIIIIIIIIIISH

[SPOILER]not mine though[/spoiler]

>>28605735

>>28605735
she looks like a nigger girl pretending to be smart
like the ones at my college

>>28605792
if its fail-spoilered it doesn't count.

>>28605741
thanks man, but if you suck my dick anymore that one angry anon is going to post more whining in the thread, and we can't have THAT.

is it sad that someone saying I'm a good tripfag brightens my day?

also, >waifus

>>28605792


fuckin cap locks

>>28605741

fuck you anon and tripfag.

pinkie chooses who she waifus for.

you dont get to control that crazy bitch

>>28605749
Am I the only one seeing V in this picture?

if you could build a portal to ponyville but you had to collect all of your shit for a year as one of the ingredients would you do it

>>28605810
I don't think it's sad. There's some pretty big hate out there for trip users and I've had my share. So I feel the same way whenever someone says I'm okay.

>>28605778
>thorny cock
>If you remember some of my more explicit art

>>28605844
OH GOD YOU'RE THE GUY DRAWING THIS SHIT???

>>28605765
Thank you

>>28605843
I'm pretty sure he said I'm 'top three' because you're in the number one spot.

>>28605829
>implying I don't play with my own shit and carve faces in it just for fun
You're damn right I'd collect it.

>>28605676

so am I the only one who wants to see staraptor as a gryphon?

-BRAVE BIRDAN
-RETURNAN
-CLOSE COMBATAN
-U TURNAN LIKE THE FIST OF THE NORTH STAR
ponies would pretty much be screwed

and then zecora used thunderbolt

fuck you spoilers

What if in season 2 the mane six go to zecora's hometown and get mugged

>>28605858
Pish posh!

>>28605715

>>28605741
Like you could tell pinkie what to do, she'll choose on her own! And she'll choose everybody. Maybe even at the same time.

I WANT A GIRLFRIEND WHO LIKES PONIES
How do?

>>28605684
>Pip
>Running out of bullets.
Oh silly Anon, all she has to do is get into a fight and pass out.
Instantly collects bullets in her body to use.
It's just like Fallout plays.

Or she took a few too many head wounds and is now retarded.
Steelhooves tells her all of his hidden pain as she stares off into space and drools.

>>28605895

Are you...are you Andre The Giant's son?

/co/, help me. I had a freaky nightmare last night, and it was pony related.

>>28605895


step one get a girl friend

step two make her watch ponies

if she leaves you repeat the first two steps until you reach sucess

>>28605913
Explain it.
And if it wasnt sexually explicit, make something up, ya know, to keep it interesting

>>28605913
Go on...

>>28605858
Nope. I said you were in top three because I'm still not sure whether it's you or Fluffy the one in the number one spot. You're both pretty awesome.

>dicksuckan.png

>>28605909
i wish
>>28605918
ok new question
how do i get a girlfriend

>>28605913
You'll feel better once you tell us

>>28605863
Funny I have a female staraptor named Gilda.
But still I want my Griffon pokemon.

>>28605913
Show us where Gilda touched you

>>28605897
Oh I laughed way too hard at that.

Also I have, surprise surprise, been thinking about Gilda in regards to that story. While I'd LOVE the idea of Dash and Gilda teaming up to fight crime in a future time, I think it's more likely that she let Dash kill her because she couldn't face what the world had become.

>>28605920
I wrote the whole thing down as soon as I woke up so I wouldn't forget it. It's like four posts long.

>>28605895
Why, how do yourself, podner?

>>28605942
I WANT APPLEJACK TO RUB HER HOOVES IN MY FACE AFTER A LONG DAY OF HOT SWEATY WORK

>>28605913
I had a pony dream, I don't quite understand it. I woke up next to pinkie and we were both hung over, and she kissed me before I left, and then I went to see mayor mare about what sort of tax arrangements I'd have to make, and then I went to get a book about equestrian history out of the library and ended up talking about magic theory with twilight.

I... don't know why. Twilight can clearly hold a conversation, though, I didn't get out until it was dark.

>>28605935
No, no, I believe that was Pacce's dream

>>28605942
>roleplaying
>without Faceless
We didn't need him after all... he's been right here all along... inside of us.

>>28605913

share.

i have had dreams about tv shows, videogames, cartoons, and damn dear everything else.

thinking it through or telling someone else usually reveals hows backwards ass retarded it was.

>>28605955
That explains why I have been shitting like I have.
Or it could be all the sugar free gum.

Dammit guys, I NEVER get pony dreams. I get really weirdass dreams but never pony dreams.

For example, last night I had an entire dream that was narrated by a woman with a very thick Japanese accent, but speaking French

I think it was a documentary on Quebec

need's more moe mothra

>>28605913
>>28605923
>>28605926
I hope so..

Anyway, pony nightmare. Seriously, it was so vivid and realistic, I'm still kind of on edge about it even now. I dreamed that I was at a toy store shopping for pony toys. They had an entire isle just for pony toys, and there were tons of the hair doll toys, you know, the five dollar ones. But it was very strange, they were packaged differently, they were all in square cardboard boxes with a plastic window, and for some reason they were all characters I had never seen before. All different colors, hair styles, cutie marks, no two were alike. And they all had odd names. They weren't pony names, they were normal names; things like Troy, David, Baker, Steve, etc, etc. Most of them were guy's names, that's what seemed the strangest.

At first I was disappointed, I thought maybe Hasbro had lost their minds and started making figures of people's Donut Steel original characters. That's when I noticed an empty box on the floor. I thought someone had taken one out and left the box. I picked it up to see, and I noticed the box had no name on it. It was the same as all the other boxes, but there was no character name.

>>28605949
Pfft, I want Applejack to sit her slick, sweaty ass on my face after a long day of work.

>>28605975
That's when the terror started. As I looked at the strange nameless box, this unearthly force erupts from it, like the force of a hurricane shooting out of it, and begins to suck me into it. It's so fast and so forcefull, that it swept me up instantly. I shut my eyes and couldn't open them, the wind whipping around me was so strong I thought my limbs would be pulled off. Then just as suddenly as it began, it just stopped, and I hit the ground with a hard thud. When I got up and looked around, I realized I was IN the box I was just holding in my hand. That force had sucked me into the box and shrunken my to the size of a toy. I tried to force the top open, but it wouldn't budge. I tried peeling back and punching through the plastic window, but it was too strong for me. Looking out, I noticed the box was now on the shelf, neatly aligned, and there were other boxed pony figures on either side of me.

And that's when the ooze began to pour in.

>>28605983
Well yeah, me too, but first I would start with the hooves and work my way up to the butt

>>28605975

inb4 it was your box

>>28605988
It started seeping in from the folds in the bottom of the box, and pooling around my feet. Slowly at first, then fast like it was being pumped in there. I didn't know what to think when I first noticed it, but then it began to move. It reached up and began to wrap itself around my legs, grasping and sloshing upwards, tendrills of it forming and coiling around me as it flowed over me. It was thick and sticky, heavy and cold. It felt like some kind of glue, with a consistancy like the thickest pudding. And it was strong. It pulled and surged, and began to take shape around me. I was panicking, struggling as hard as I could, but the more I tried to fight it off, the more it molded itself around me. This bizarre sludged was forcing my limbs into place, flood every square inch of my body, covering me and shaping itself around me, and I could barely even scream in fear because it was getting so heavy and tight around me. It was right then that it suddenly dawned on me what this freaky sludge was. The box, the size, it made sense to me right then.

It was plastic.

>>28605988
>ooze
nigger you better have meant SMOOZE

>>28605969
I know that feel, bro.

Heck, there was one time I dreamt I was browsing MLP general. I mean, fucking really? I do plenty of that in the day, why the fuck would I want to dream about that? I WANT TO DREAM ABOUT PONIES GODDAMNIT.

Derpy got her own cooking show!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdnQ0nO3AcY

>>28606000
It covered my arms and legs, my torso, my face, everything. I was being completely entombed in some otherworldly surging mass of living plastic. As the last of it covered my body, I could feel it starting to harden, and that's when I really began to panic. I was straining every muscle in my body as hard I as I could to try to break it's grasp on me, but it was like all the worst aspects of quicksand combined with all the worst fears of cement. It pulled and squeezed all around me, like kneeding dough, and it slowly became stiffer and harder as it did. The pressure was so intense, so frighteningly crushing. And suddenly, it stopped. It stopped moving, and so did I. I couldn't move at all anymore, it had covered me so tightly and completely that I couldn't even twitch my fingers. I couldn't breath, but I wasn't choking or suffocating. I was just stuck, frozen and entombed. I tried opening my eyes, and somehow I was able to see out. It was like looking through foggy tinted lenses, and I couldn't turn my head, only glance around. And I could just barely see my reflecting in the plastic window.


A pony toy. I was entombed in a solid plastic pony doll.

And that when I woke up, heart pounding and covered in a cold sweat. It's like 2:30 in the morning right now and I'm a little hesitant to go to sleep.

>>28605954
The most I'd want Gilda to touch me is maybe falling asleep on my shoulder after she drank ALL of my booze. It would be kinda uncomfortable due to her weight and point bits, but every time I'd try to move she'd make angry noises and dig in her claws.
So I'd just have to sit very still until she moved.

>>28605855
maaaaybeh

>>28606017

>>28605895

Howdy, Steven.

>>28606017
>>28606017
There's a comic of that.

>>28605955

yes. Just as Faceless planned.

>>28606017
God, I've had to slog through pictures from this story so many goddamn times while digging through furry art sites for ponies.

>>28606039
Hey, you're angry drawfag guy right? Can you do some more ranting? It might liven up the thread.

>>28606061
NT why you always gotta start somethin'?

>>28606039
how do you know my name
and I do love dicks but thats irrelevant!!

suddenly: Sweetie Belle

>Pony dreams
Eh, all I had was what could say was far too much Fallout one night and I dreamed I was in one of the battlefields. Hell, I was giving orders, watching shit go down as the clouds started blocking the sky off. The dude trying to give me a report was freaking out. I had no emotion, just a constant, 'we just needed more time' feeling.

>>28606075
somebody put the lid back on her basket so she doesn't get out

>>28606012
>living the dream

>>28606067
If the thread is slow enough that your reply to me is the very next post, we need an influx of SOMETHING.

Also, I'm bored.

>>28606055
>>28606057
Are you kidding me? There's pictures like this? I had this dream last night, what the fuck.

>>28606017

>>28606083
too late

>>28606090
how about an influx of adorable ponies ponying adorably

Pony dreams?
I remember a long time ago I had a dream that I was in an airport with rainbow dash, and someone just like, ran up and kicked me in the face.
Rainbow dash then said in the voice of the guild master from fable "Your health is low, do you have any potions, or food?"
Which is wierd because I havent played fable in like 6 years

>>28606129

>>28606144

>>28606090
Perhaps rule 34 of a certain moth?

Can it be that time again?

I had a dream where I was jumping on my bed and i fell off and broke my entire skeleton and the doctors had to replace my skeleton with the skeleton of a fly (I don't even know how that is supposed to work) so at the end I was this weird fly/human hybrid and my mom said WELL AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE TRAFFIC LIGHT ANYMORE and everybody laughed

except me
because I was a fucking fly boy

>>28606160
That is no way to treat a deity.

Is this pony dream discussion now?

Had a Dead Space pony dream the other night.
Fuck that shit... I woke up basically in a seizure, sweating and freezing.
Would dream again.


Then there was this really silly one a couple nights ago where a handful of ponies were in my house and they were all in heat at the same time. It wasn't sexual, it was more like "haha, look at Pinkie scoot across the room making silly faces and noises." Or walking in on Rarity humping a pillow...
That dream makes me feel bad...

>>28606125

dawww.. a basket of ponies

>>28606132

Postan' cute ponies.

>>28606129
>>28606144
>>28606151
I guess I'm just not going to sleep for a couple days, thanks.

>>28606171
Oh god, the top of her head is melting!!

>>28606061

I just spent three hours trying to have a meaningful discussion with /a/. No thanks. I'm not even compelled to go after someone unless they do one or more of the following...

1) Post a picture of their own face (like Steven here)

2) Tripcodes are one thing. They help others to keep track of someone who contributes, such as answering questions, organizing something, taking requests, etc. Having a name is iffy, but if you're contributing, whatever. I have a name, but that's only because everyone could spot me a mile away because of my art and called me Ross, so yeah. Having a tripcode AND a name, AND not contributing and asserting inconsistent, somewhat stand-alone episodes as continuity or what's canon or not might make me pipe up and call them out for being fucking idiotic.

that's pretty much what could provoke me. But after a while, what's the point? Pick your battles, let shit slide.

How is that thread with the marker (that's 3! threads old) still up? Bah.

>>28606176
>multiple multicoloured marshmallow mares in heat
>not taking advantage of this

>>28606199
I'm not actually Steven broham I just saved his pics because you get butt-mad at them lol

>>28606176
>that dream
I'm jelly

I never remember my dreams, so if I've had one involving ponies, I don't recall. You guys should keep sharing, I can live through you by proxy.

>>28606171
I fucking love Sweatshirt, that WOB WOB Scratch and If I had a Hoof are so badass
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbPAIexC9r8

They also did those plot pics and they're Planarian, I had no idea

>>28605599
>>28605600
Y'all were kinda right

>>28606011
That's always the first pony dream...
Still my dream where The US government sends the army to kill Fluttershy in New York was awesome.
There I was in the middle of the city with Fluttershy who was hiding under a newspaper and Twilight screaming that they need to get out of there when a few dozen soldiers surround us. Then Twilight and Flutteshy went all Prototype and start running up the building while the soldiers filed me up with bullets.


Still my dehydration and fever induced hallucination with Rarity and Deadpool in the middle of the night was the most awesome thing...

Hey guys, I want to get up early and listen to a couple new albums before my family wakes up and asks me to do dumb shit for them

what would be a good time to get up?

>>28606227
Wait what.

>>28606184

Why can't I hold all these ships?

this thread sucks.

ARE THERE PONY FUNERALS

>>28606249
because every combination of characters must be shipped

>>28606228
http://mogasaki.deviantart.com/art/GET-PHYSICAL-252171632

>>28606173
welp there goes my massive pic dump I was gonna do.

>>28606209
Damn straight I didn't.
Twilight was so embarrassed about being in heat that she cried a few times and kept running away and hiding. Feels bad, man.

>>28606228
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/sweatshirt/

>>28606249
Use a spreadsheet.

>>28606249
>>28606266
did someone say shipping?

>>28606249

I hate how Applejack has has heavy eye shadow in this.

>>28606276
You should have told her it's perfectly natural, and nothing to be ashamed of and you can take care of it for her

>>28606093
This piece was posted with the title "Permanent Plastic Encasement." Seriously.

I had one dream (which I can't remember how it started) that had me and ponies in a sunken ship in the sea and we we're trying to get back to the surface before... you know, death. So if you've ever seen one of those deep sea thriller movies where water starts flooding everywhere and panic ensues, it was like that but with ponies.

Eventually we got back to solid land by swimming like hell. I almost drowned on the way but someone nudged me just so that I got out of the water. There was a generic paradise beach like you see in postcards right there on which we then got stranded on. I kinda woke up there.

>>28606218

It doesn't matter if you're Steven or not. The point is that, whether his name is Steven or not, or if it was even him who posted that picture, all I have to do is draw a dick and make up a name and the pictures of people stop coming in. They shouldn't have to stop since it's no big deal, really, but they do. Which means the pony generals can last a little longer. Works for me.

>>28606227
Right about what?

>>28606291
maybe they should just hug instead

Pony dreams? I don't dream, so I can't share any stories about that.

>>28606315
>all I have to do is draw a dick and make up a name and the pictures of people stop coming in

How is this even remotely true

>>28606331
What about pony screensavers for when you're idling?

>>28606234
>fever induced hallucination with Rarity and Deadpool in the middle of the night

Go on...

>>28606331
Not even day dreams or deep thoughts of any kind?

>>28606286
>>28606289
>>28606291
Dash.
You whore.

>>28606248
We're talking Gilda here. C makes you okay in her book.

>>28606322

Or sniffing each other.

>pony dreams

not nearly as impressive as some others but i have had one.

so i was eating cinnamon toast crunch and twilight walks into the kitchen and asks to use the toaster.

and then i woke up laughing. it's not really all that funny, but for some reason i woke up thinking it was the funniest dream.

>>28606343
...
You've read to much F:Eq

>>28606350
she's a very hooves on kind of pony

>>28606365
wat

>>28606297
Awesome.

>>28605955


faceless has been inside of you?

>>28606353
or outright tasting

Pony dreams aye?

>>28606017
Skipping to 3 'cause of furry

>>28606333

The thread I first put the drawing in, there were like five pics of people. I drew one with a dick near his face, and the pictures stopped. You're really fucking stupid if you think I took the time to make screencaps so I could present a thesis when someone asks for proof. They're pony threads, either you're here or you're not. Don't ask stupid questions.

>>28606385
faceless has been inside all of us
I... don't like to talk about it

>>28606334
I used that Derpy Standby one for a while, but the sound from it bugged me too much to keep using it.

>>28606347
I put together storylines occasionally in my head, ones that may eventually turn into fanfiction. But not really daydream about ponies just because really, no.

>>28606396

>>28606409

I've only had one pony dream, I can't really remember most of it. What I do remember though is in my dream I got to hang out with Pinkie and Dash and we went around doing something fun and that I was quite happy when I woke up..

>>28606357
...It is sorta funny if you think about it. I did and snickered a little.

Peace dweebs.
I'm too tired to find a Gilda image right now, but just imagine one here

>>28606393
>mfw this is just thinly veiled rarity hate propaganda
And also Spike hate, but that's pretty blatant.

>>28606393
>spike laughed
>made a joke about rape
for some reason I can actually see him doing that.

>>28606374
there's a part with fevered dreams in the story Fallout: Equestria
>>28606436
night man

Every night I have a dream about a different pony and what it would be like to live in Ponyvillle as them.
Last night I was a Red Pegasi with anger issues. When ever I got mad I gained super stallion strength. I threw a rock at Gilda and it broke her wing. She went to hospital. I also made Fluttershy squeak.
Alpha as fuck.
I wonder what I'll be tonight?

>>28606436
I will post one for you.
And now Imma go to bed.

>>28606436
Night

>>28606416
I think I'm just going to take an ambien or something and hope for a dreamless sleep. I'm not sure what's more terrifying; the dream itself or knowing people fap to the exact sort of thing.

this thread has been condemned

>>28606393

That entire sequence of posts is mind-numbingly pathetic.

>>28606451
yeah I guess that works too

>>28606460

Gilda being hit by a rock by a red pegasus with anger issues.

>>28606476

if you were turned into a pony would you let me fuck you

>>28606488
I guess that's karma for me.

>>28606494
Nope

How the fuck do you guys get dreams, anyway? I haven't experienced a dream of any kind (that I can recall) for the last five months.

>>28606494
Nope.

It'd be the other way around.

>>28606513
The trick is to sleep.

>>28606506
you would run fast?

>>28606374
I think that he was referring about the part where Lil'Pip masturbated while she had a huge fever.

>>28606343
And I really hope he is wrong. Nothing like that dude. I just woke up in the middle of the night with 40 degrees and all I saw in the room was most of the characters from every cartoon/movie/game I've seen arguing like retards. Meanwhile in the corner Twilight Mordin and Samantha Carter were discussing how fucked up the laws of physics were in Equestria.

Then I look near my bed and see Deadpool (witch I know nothing about just a few thing I've gathered from /co/) on a wooden chair playing a Nintendo DS and starting to laugh at me and saying I was a faggot for having hallucinations and that real man don't hallucinate.
The Rarity appeared on my bed and after telling Deadpool that he was a ruffian and to shut up she turned to me and said that he was right and I should go and drink some water.

I did that and everything disappeared.

As I said fucking awesome.

>>28606178

>>28606476

can i blame you? dino?

>>28606453

I agree with NTSTS, this >>28606393 is too well thought out. It's trolling someone thought up an idea of a story to fuck with bronies and pretended that it was a dream.

>>28606494
Probably not, why would I need you with all the ponies around

>>28606532
>on a wooden chair playing a Nintendo DS and starting to laugh at me and saying I was a faggot for having hallucinations and that real man don't hallucinate.
That does actually sound like something Deadpool would do

Well its 3 am here so Im going to bed. Here's a comic.

>>28606455
I thought those were fucked up drug induced dreams.
Whelp, guess that's why I am gonna re-read it when it gets fucking finished.

>>28606520
you think you could accomplish mounting and successfully penetrating a standing human?

>>28606532
>Hallucinate Deadpool
>Deadpool comments about said hallucination

That's Deadpool for you

>>28606249

Ugh. I can hardly stand the show anymore, so now whenever I see any drawing with the ponies, my mind glazes over it and all I can see are the humanized variants of them that I draw in their place.

All I see is Pinkie Pie greedily slurping a dozen, saucy noodles through her lips, with Rainbow Dash gripping the table cloth lightly, nervous and lustful.

I honestly don't know how the fuck that happened.

>mfw everyone is going to bed
You guys suck, I'm stuck here for another four hours.

>>28606532
>Deadpool on a wooden chair playing a Nintendo DS and starting to laugh at me and saying I was a faggot for having hallucinations and that real man don't hallucinate

OH WOW I want those meds you're havin'.

>>28606581
And the fucker doesn't even know Deadpool.
Anonymous, I think you had a fucking vision.

>>28606572
A pegasi could, unicorns and earth ponies wouldn't have much trouble removing that "standing" bit.

>>28606532

>deadpool acknowledging you hallucinating him

hahaha, that is awesome.

>>28606600
I'm still here.
Just lurking and fixing up models since I don't have anything to contribute.

>>28606596
ugh
so go watch Gumball and hang with them

>>28606513

Try thinking of ponies while you're laying down trying to fall asleep. Make up a little story of what you'd like to happen. You'll fall asleep mid-story and because you had ponies on your mind you'll dream of ponies.

If that doesn't work obsess over ponies or fall asleep drunk or high. I'm sure that's worked for some.

>>28606600

dont worry, im still here, man

>see servine coloring the bonbon monster hunter picture

>HOLY CHRIST THREE THREADS PAST SINCE MARKER DURING LIKE WHAT AN HOUR AND HALF

b-but that's the wrong color scheme...

>>28606646
Why can't you do us all a favor stay banned?

>>28606581
Breaking the fourth wall even when there's no fourth wall to break.

>>28606659
Because I'm not banned.


right now.

>>28606460
The last pony dream I had ended with Pinkie Pie giving me oral and Rainbow Dash presenting herself for oral.

It happened over a month ago.

I fear it may never happen again.

:(

>>28606631

But that show sucks too. It's like that guy from that movie.

"I have nowhere to go!"

>>28606646
Hey, look who it is!

>>28606667
Welcome back!

>>28606636
>Fall asleep drunk.
Yep, always works.
Most fucked up shit, watching Yellowstone erupt while helping load out some furniture at work. Knowing everything was fucked. Woke up running through my stock room knowing fucking death was going to crush that store I was in.

>>28606646
Is that Cephalos armor?

>>28606676
>Gumball
>sucks
TWENTY YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEARS IN THE DUNGEON

>>28606619
Yeah...Since then I wanted to read Deadpool but I don't know where to start, with what to start and how to start...

>>28606606
I think the problem was that I wasn't taking any meds...

>>28606636
One thing that you could also try is falling asleep but setting an alarm an hour later. You'll wake up, yes, but going back to sleep again will propably have you dreamin' at least of something.

Also, pony music. Not the necessarily the theme song but like background music you hear in the show. Your brains will react to this as you sleep and sub-conciousness will do the rest.

>>28605563
that is adorable

>>28606679
>>28606686
gee, you guuuys.

>>28606738
Welcome back, Voldemort

>>28606694
It is. and he colored it Yian Kut-Ku.

>>28606699
>Misquoting my new favorite Adventure Time character
ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON
He just says "dungeon" after the amount of time brah[/nitpicking]

>>28606738

>faceless is beloved.

whats going on?

>>28606738
It's not like we... like you or anything!

>>28606699

It's a bunch of fancy mixed media acting as a coat of paint for yet another suburban, wacky family sitcom. Suck it.

captcha: mmdat century, ... haw.

>>28606760
FAREWELL FROM BIZZARO /co/

>>28606760
We're THAT bored.

>>28606454

>>28606532
Wow...just wow.
All that just for your brain to tell you you are thirsty...
I wonder if you needed something else what would have happened...

YOU KNOW WHAT WE NEED.
MY LITTLE MOOSE!
So fucking Canadian it is illegal in Canada.

>>28606824
I liked that series, it was pretty good

>>28606795
It's simple he just needs to get another high fever, don't drink water for a whole day, go to bed horny and then report here.

>>28606824

>reading fanfic

>>28606841
Apparently it can give you some fucking interesting dreams.

>>28606835
...
I fucking hate you guys

>>28606853
Trust me, I played a doctor in New Vegas.

>>28606852

i just get high for awesome dreams

>>28606824
GODDAMN, I mean I like you and all, you're pretty cool for a tripfag but PLEASE stop whining about how long it's taking for your story to get posted on EqD.

>>28606884
>inb4 not whining, complaining

>>28606884
Good point, sorry.

4no Raisin.

>>28606915

>deleting your posts

ITS THAT TIME AGAIN!

>>28606532

Fuckin' saved.

>>28606932
How exactly did you get banned, anyway? I missed that thread. Were you posting porn or something?

>>28606494
Yes, Anon. I would let you do me hard if that's what you want. I will probably be truamatized and kill myself later but whatever. Have your way with me.

>>28606968
when exactly? I haven't gotten banned for a few days.

listen up /co/ i need pictures of colts for a study i am doing

big mac is fine but i need some pics of the other ones aswell

I'm guessing whoever uses the tripcode !!2jKQm3m3SUD isn't around. If they were I'd ask them to delete this old thread >>28599937 so that the marker can go through and mark the last two generals, plus this one.

>>28606986
just realized this sounds weird, i'm studying their design

>>28606976
Hmm? Then what's this guy >>28606659
talking about?

/co/! I need pictures! Pictures of ponies sitting or lying down! It's for science!

>>28607011
I. Don't. Know.

>>28607033
well okay but i want my request fulfilled aswell

do you need official screenshots or is fanart okay

>>28607033
here is a picture of a pony that is technically sitting down

>>28607033
...I don't know anon...
I really don't trust your science...

>>28607033

>>28607043
either or, I'm trying to figure out how their legs work so I can make legs that don't look like they're broken in a dozen places

>>28607033
Oh why not.

<<-- the only and very reason why this fandom still has a hope
i_want_to_believe.png

>>28607033
M'kay.

>>28607033
delivering third piccie, where are my pictures of colts

>>28606951
And with that I have 3 screencaps that will never be associated one with the others...

>>28607033

NOW WITH 60% MORE SHIPPING!

>>28607053

>>28607070
The scruff of a pony is between their hind legs.
Good to know.

>>28607073
Colts you say...

>>28605666
Since nopony else has posted it...

>>28607033
here is a picture of a pony sitting down

>>28607073
I have some colts...

>>28607087
adult or small doesnt matter to be, also goddamn you for posting a sadpony

>>28607076

>>28607084
Invisible stallion cock

>>28607089
>nopony
>e621 filename

Officer I think ive been trolled.

>>28607073
And not just Big Mac

>>28607073
But also Hoity Toity.
Well his head...

>>28607108

All of my d'awwwwwwww.

>>28607043
>>28607049
>>28607051
>>28607053
>>28607057
>>28607072
>>28607073
>>28607084
>>28607093
>>28607112
Excellent, thanks all

>>28607112

>>28607125

>Implying i'm going to stop

>>28607073
But his head is awesome on it's own...

>>28607125
my pleasure, i have to justify this ~5000 file folder somehow

>>28607123
What does bon-bon do? I mean, if she doesn't work at sugarcube corner, can ponyville sustain two sweet shops?

>>28607112
Me gusta.

>>28607142
she is an apple taster

>>28607133
BuenoGuardaleanty

>>28607073
But alas my collection is small...
Have some pegasii

>ingram needed 1000 more likes on FB
>gets then in under 20 minutes
is there anything we can do to make this fandom smaller

what I don't understand is why it's just MLP - there are a bunch of other good cartoons out there (adventure time, gumball, etc) that don't have huge annoying fanbases even though those two have furry characters as the main protagonists

>>28607160
They're not as AUTISMAL AS FUCK perhaps?

>>28607073
But I have some drawings if you want...

>>28607160
>what I don't understand is why it's just MLP

Exactly. I'm a huge MLP fan, but I just can't comprehend why it and it alone has gained such a massive fanbase.

>>28607154
my collection is nonexistent because i dont like most of the male ponies, and the ones i do just have no fanart

>>28607160
there's a LOT of factors going into why FiM exploded like it did, it is not simply because it is a "good cartoon." it's actually a very interesting phenomenon psychologically. i could probably write a huge post on my theories behind the show's internet success but nobody would read it

>>28607160
You grab the baseball bats, I'll get us a car, we can use the riots as a cover for murdering all the bad pony fans here

>>28607160
MLP fanbase is actually pretty small, we're just really really vocal about everything. Fanfiction, porn, rigging votes, 'Bronies' love that shit.

>>28607137

NOW WITH MUSIC TO SUIT THE PICTURE.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf21dsDgiV0

>>28607160

because EVERY character in this is furry, so those damn furfags latched on, and blasted it up everyones ass.

thats why were so annoying.

>>28607182
>1000 people 'Like' Ingram's facebook page minutes after it's posted on EqD
>pretty small

>>28607175
I'd read it

>>28607186
EVERY character in gumball is anthropomorphic in some form

hell, even the things in the background are still anthropomorphic

>>28607189
1000 people is not alot of people.

>>28607175
Oh...Have some classy motherfucker then.


SERIOUSLY LOOK AT THIS CLASSY MOTHERFUCKER!
HE TURNED DASH STRAIGHT BY JUST BEING IN THE SAME BALLROOM WITH HER

>>28607175
I would. I myself have been studying the phenomenon since December, I would be very interested in hearing another researcher's thoughts on the matter.

>>28607142

Well since they would probably have a fair bit of deliveries, Bonbon would have to work on Pinkie's days off.

>Fanon.

>>28607203
You ever killed a thousand people in one room.
Ok, it's not a lot of people.

>>28607205
AND EVEN AS A GODDAMN SMALL ADOREBLE COLT HE STILL IS A CLASSY MOTHERFUCKER

>>28607112
>>28607133
"Ouchie-ouchie-ouch, It's so sore..."

>>28607203
1000 people checking EqD just at that particular moment of time, and enough of them to do that many likes in *20 minutes*?

>>28607203
Agreed, pony is just proselytized ad nauseum by the few who take it as their religion.

>>28607142

bon-bon is a housewife.

she takes care of lyra who sells novelty human gag items.

like rings and gloves and stuff

>>28607224
But Mordecai your good only at killing powerful enemies. You are going to be raped by more then 6 enemies at the same time.

>>28607203
1000 people checking EqD is, though, the RSS feed tends to lag behind.

>>28607228
Well then flip over.

>>28607239


OR


sugarcube corner sells baked goods and Bon-bon sells candy

lyra does music shit

>>28607239
Lyra works hard for those "novelty human gag items"

okay im writing a giant post now, with my trip on in case you want to filter me and you dont give a shit. also i anticipate people making fun of my post

>>28607228

...

>>28607200

havent seen it, to be honest.

but apparently the furries like MLP more

>>28607247
It wasn't just EqD either. FA, DA, and tumblr all had a ton of shouts too.

>>28607244
>THANK YOU FOR USING THIS FAT BASTARDS SOUL THINGY SERVICE, AND THANK YOUR FOR YOUR MONEY YOU IDIOT

>>28607266
I've seen two episodes, the animation is stunning.

>>28607258
Well, all of a sudden I love the "Equestria is post-apocalyptic" idea. Lyra going on expeditions to old human cities to find ancient artifacts like ties, coke cans, and ipods.

>>28607228

you gunna avatarfag?

i could use a footrub while i watch the game and drink my beer.

GET STARTED.

>>28607256

Or Lyra can't get a job so she tries to street perform and sometimes tries to get a gig, but keeps fucking up everytime.

>Fanon

>>28607274
I dunno about "stunning", but the mix of every type of animation that exists is pretty awesome

>>28607255
"Oh that's a lot better!
Hee, it's chilly though. Ooh, that feels... breezy."

>>28607244
This irony never ceased to amaze me.
Or the fucking grenade that detonated right in my face, knocking me down, when the nearest enemy was out of sight for a second wind.

>>28607288
It's trippy as fuck

>>28607133

>>28607296


faceless, wanna stop Rping and talk about the new Bon-bon in Kut Ku armor Pic?

>>28607317

no, i like when faceless RPs

>>28607324
I'm sure you do...

...I-I actually kind of like it too...

>>28607335
I sometimes wish I could have kept hating faceless, but I'm pretty sure he pulled me closer to his level

>>28607244
I remember when like, 5 psychos rushed me, start that backpetal and "shit shit shit" mode, when I pass all these barrels. That area before you kill that retarded Moracai look alike
Satisfying as fuck.

>>28607317
I requested it, so mnahh.

also it's cephalos armor colored as kut-ku by servine.

which it shouldn't be.

/nitpick

>>28607192
well, i guess ill throw on my trip then for people who filter me. keep in mind im not a professional or anything and this is all just my personal opinion on the matter.

(it was also surprisingly hard to articulate my thoughts on this matter)

One of the big reasons I think the fandom has taken off like it has is that the show itself digs into your head and refuses to leave - it has a very recognizable style, the characters have very easily recognizable silhouettes, and the music is catchy and memorable. Of course other cartoons have this too, adventure time (for example) has a recognizable style and everything. So what makes the ponies different?

It's hard to really pinpoint why - I think it's almost exclusively thanks to how well the show lends itself to fan works. Since I havent watched a lot of modern cartoons extensively, let's use an older example from my youth, Dexter's Laboratory, for the sake of argument.

There's not a lot in Dexter's Lab that really lends itself to fanon. You have an adventure of the week format where the characters get up to completely ludicrous hijinks, and rarely anything that would constitute a "normal day." The characters are atypical in an almost alien world - certainly you could argue that nothing like Dexter's Lab exists anywhere on Earth, or even could exist. Therefore, it becomes much harder to create an enjoyable piece of fan art for Dexter's Lab that isn't just ridiculous or a shot of the characters standing around.

>>28607357

There's nothing wrong with "just drawing the characters," and maybe I'm even off base with that particular argument, so let's look at something else, then: fan fiction. You can say you hate fanfiction all you like (I personally don't read much of it), but it's hard to argue it's not a large portion of the fandom's success and continued snowballing. So what's my point here?

I can't imagine anybody actually wants to write fanfiction for Dexter's Lab, or Powerpuff Girls, or Spongebob Squarepants, etc etc. Those shows, for a lot of reasons, just don't really lend themselves to fanfiction. While the characters and settings are certainly strong, there's not a lot of places to "go" with those characters - the characters in those shows are either already on their own paths, or really only interact well when put into certain situations that make for good television. You can argue that the characters are weaker for that reason and I'd agree, but that doesn't make the shows themselves weaker... only the fan works.

>>28607364
dog wants to get let out, one sec, post isnt over

>>28607351


is it? I gave him this reference to work with

>>28607373
>WILL THE DOG GO OUT TO MEET HIS FATE?!

>>28607377
yeah, this armor picture is the reference I gave Tess.
>>28606646

>>28607380

>>28607357

purely on the "digs itself into your head" phenomena.

i noticed that ponies severely invaded my psyche, i can control it's output, but i cant ever stop thinking about it.

this has never happened for any other show or bit of media, i'm honestly confused why fim is so addictive.

>>28607399
>DAYS OF OUR LIVES MUSIC

>>28607416
geeeEEEEET OUUUUUUUT I DONT NEED TO BE REMINDED OF THE ENDLESS HOURS I WAS FORCED TO WATCH THAT GOD FUCKING DAMNED SHOW

>>28607351
>>28607351
holy shit, I was told it was Kut ku armor, not ceapholos

hahaha


then I guess its my fault is has the wrong color

my bad

>>28607380
This is the longest commercial break ever.

>>28607357
>>28607364
Are you me?

>>28607431
WE ARE RIDING THIS PAIN TRAIN TOGETHER MOTHERFUCKER!

im trying to figure out why i cant post this bit right now...

>>28607399

LOOKS LIKE A DISTRESS CALL, COME, MUFFIN WONDER! WE MUST SAVE THE DOG.

my reasoning? let me put my name on first

>>28607455
affixpony = wordfilter
affix pony = wordfilter
affix(spoilertags)pony = no wordfilter

Requesting extension on Trollestia Comiiiic.