>>28599963
>What twilight see's before she get's her ass massaged.

>>28599937

yes

>>28599963

>>28599937
Most likely this.

animals mutating into monsters and eating each other
then eating her
then eating me OOOH MYYY GOOOOOD

Question: What's with all this banana nonsense? Did I miss something?

Pinkie sees the world as a bland, twisted, colorless greyscape

Then Dies unhappily

The LD for most hallucinogens is extremely high, such that this scenario is possible but not plausible.

>>28599937

>>28600029
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4f9m4OYkCY

>>28600029
You have something against bananas?

>Just watched the KYM MLP episode.
>mfw

I feel the strong urge to kill myself now.

>>28600029
A video where Celestia talks about this guy being a bitch who likes bananas.

>>28599937

>>28600029
I'll show you the banana you've been missing out on , hehehe

BEFORE YOU DIE, YOU SEE

THE CUTIE MARK

What pony do you think would see something like this?

shit I was coloring
>>28599352
Awesome I am anticipate

>>28600000

>>28600029
I'm sure you'll find what you're looking for....


ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNN

BITCH

>>28599937
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Apples picking pony's and then eating them.

>>28600029
your a bitch that likes mmmmmm bananas.

>>28600055
Seeing all of thhe retards over at Ingram's FB page isnt helping that feel in me either.

Christ, this is the worst fandom ever,

>>28600107

We had a good thing, and then it came in our face, with love and tolerance.

Wait, how can you OD on a hallucinogenic drug? LSD and Shrooms have no lethal dose, and you'll pass out before you could administer a lethal dosage of PCP.

Also, Applejack would probably have a bad trip involving Apples.

Lyra sees this.

coloring progress. What should the Armor Colors be?

>>28600103
That video was dumb.

>>28600084
i think he does it whenever faceless speaks or something

>>28600068
i find this very possible actually... sad but true

>>28600136
Didja finish that 20's picture?

>>28600068
This doesn't bother anyone.

You should stick to stuff about the show overall.

>>28600136
That's Kut Ku armor right? Pink and red.

Crazy version next.

>>28600136
>baby kut-ku
MY HEART CANNOT TAKE THIS

Fluttershy sees at some flowers

>>28600123
You are looking at this the wrong way. Sure, the fandom as a whole is shit, but they don't come to /co/. So really who gives a fuck.

>>28600136
Dragoon Armor! Purple!

>>28599937
You ok, Dash?

>>28600152
Yeah like the fact that S2 is the last season, and the final episode will be "Owl's Well" tier.

>>28600084

>>28600172
This is true.
Just stay away from Ponychan.

Ugh.

>>28600182

>>28600171
Whoa thats freaking me out

>>28600172
Because I feel like I'm associated with them, even though it's just because of the show. Irrational, yes, but so many other things are.

HSG faggot popping in for a second to ask-
Do you guys realize the monster you've accidentally created with this fandom? You guys seem rather sane, so I'm going to assume you're not part of them.

What would be Fluttershy's reaction to seeing this?

>>28600136
Hm. Well, really either standard Kut Ku coloration would work just fine.

Or maybe wing it and do a combo of the two, to match her mane/tail

>>28600150
yeah. Here you are

>>28600159
hmm might be. Haven't played monster hunter in a while

>>28600173
this might work too. Might just do two versions

Never posted on /co/ before, but I just gotta say:
>Browse /v/ a lot
>See pony reaction faces and pony things popping up
>It pisses me off
>Few online friends get into it
>Decide to watch the first few episodes to see what the fuss is about
>"Hey this show is actually well done! Not anything to turn into a brony over but still pretty good"
>Few days pass, get the urge to watch the rest of the episodes
>Ponies are all I can think about now
What's happened to me? Will it blow over soon?

>>28600182
>and the final episode will be "Owl's Well" tier

Now THAT'S something to fear.

she sees the future
there is no season 3

>>28600171
>that whole .gif

>>28600163
Yay.

Now I can go to sleep happily.

>>28600044
http://youtu.be/8bkHLkmSQ14?t=6m39s
http://youtu.be/GoMOtI3dPlw?t=1m53s

These two things, plus Pinkemina becoming a cannibalistic lunatic.

>>28600232
>You guys seem rather sane.

What's this about swallowing hallucinogenic drugs?

Posting Cheerilee x Fluttershy fapfic

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1xzmJWeb-ZJTGKxRlkPUjUE7I2QFZqfjh8cUxuJmxC34/edit?hl=en_US

>>28600232
Yes. We are all too aware and there is nothing we can do to stop it. We can only stand back and watch it at this point.

>>28600243
>Will it blow over soon?

No, probably not.

Glad you like the show!

>>28600172
>>28600219

Hey, we have our fair share of psychotics

>>28600251
End of S2 episode will be a clip show.

>>28600232
yes now shut up so we can discuss which 2 cartoon ponies love each other most

>>28600268
Some men just want to watch the world burn.

>>28600243
Nope.

Soon they will consume you, as they have already done to us.

>>28600243
as someone in the last thread said
just watch the show bro (if you want to) this isnt a fucking religion or something

Pac-Man Eyes.

>>28600232
well in a sense we are sane. We realize how bad the fandom is and we accept it

>>28600243
>Not anything to turn into a brony over but still pretty good
Good, keep it that way.

Also, no. Welcome to the herd.
Forever.

>>28600232
Yeah... We're not proud of it, and many go to great lengths to ostracize said beast.

But at this point, it can't be helped. You either spend your whole life trying to pick up the pieces and put them back together, or you can leave that shit laying on the floor and move on.

>>28600243
Honestly?

From my experience, if it blows over for you, you're lucky. Otherwise, I hope you have a job that makes you do a lot of work/are in college/are underaged and will be returning to school, because that's the best way to get your mind off of them.

Worst case scenario, you end up doing something you never thought you'd do before: shipping. It's hell, to say the least.

>>28600256
Oh fuck that still exists.

Maybe I'll redraw that Pokey.

>>28600243
Don't let it take complete control, or else you'll turn into one of "them"

There are good things and bad things that have come with this fandom. Its a fine line to walk if you're doing more than just sitting in /co/ threads. Sadly though the majority worship the show like its a religion and hug each other with hippy bullshit of love and tolerance.

>>28600287
Some men are powerless to do anything about it.

>>28600323
I will turn into a pony?
Holy shit.

>>28600256
oh tits. I need to color dat luna

>>28600305

>>28600171
That's what I'm taking about.

Just with less sex

hi im from the /b/ thread its rather boring
borderline /r9k/ish so im here now
what do you all talk about here?

So is headless Sweetie Belle a new meme?

>>28600323
>Assuming direct control

>>28600337
You may as well get a camera so the rest of us can watch.

>>28600266
maybe its because i just fapped but i found that story to be very boring

>>28600302
I know that feel bro. A very sizable portion of the homestuck fandom is retarded.

I think.

>>28600346
boring meta bullshit

>>28600346
Ponies.

>>28600366
no you don't

>>28600346

We either talk about the show or bitch about something, current hate topics is 'brony' and 'nyx'.

>>28600346
we talk about ponies and anything mildly related to the mlp fim universe as well as any fan works being produced or that just so happen to be posted.

>>28600346
How to build bombs and our favorite methods of cooking meth.

>>28600172
I'm not sure how long you been here but we had "bronies" coming here allot as of late. But guess that was always the case.
Mouth Breathing anons left and right and few "new trip fags" Role playing. But RPing gets shot down pretty fast.

>>28600244
This might actually happen

>>28600243
Stay away from these threads. They'll hurt you deeply until you've grown a thicker skin.

You will slowly come to realize that you became a fan because the show is 97% awesome. (You'll notice the 3% as it shows up.) You don't have to buy toys, you don't have to draw fanart, and you don't have to write fanfic.

But your world will be wider from now on, and nothing will ever make it as small as it was again.

FUCK YEAH SLEEP DEPRIVATION.

>>28600346
Ponies

>>28600243
First things first, are you a boy or a girl?

>>28600243
I'm still waiting on the study that comes out showing a person's mind undergoing similar chemical reactions when watching FiM and ingesting psychotropic or hallucinogenic drugs. The bright colours, the warped faces, the constant happy it exudes...it's gotta be tripping the same things, eh? It'd explain the apparent addictive effect it can have on people.

>>28600372

>>28600266
>first person cheerilee
Not sure how I feel about this.

fuck is that you mito

>>28600396
http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DiC4lOdiV2jk
Do you have the original pic that was taken from?

george carlin makes fun of love and tolerance

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgbXtlrGdLs#t=1h25m9s

>>28600387

Its the newfoals, they hear ponies came from /co/ so it must be paradise of love and hugging....and then they find us.

>>28600391
>They take an OC from ponychan for it.
>They had an official poll on ponychan for it.

>>28600426
>They had an official poll on ponychan for it.
EqD and I would have raged

>>28600287
>Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Hey, since OP is about psychedelic drugs, enjoy this video, then somehow imagine it pony related.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2kCRAqsnGk

>>28600417

Why yes I do, on my laptop,because I fap on it.But i'm not on it now.

>>28600419
George Carlin is DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

>>28600244
>it's this guy

>>28600442
>The person who made the OC is the VA
YOU WANNA SEE HOW DEEP THIS RABBIT HOLE GOES?!

Anyone have a picture of a kut-ku for color reference

>>28600408
I kid I kid

>>28600424
I almost wish kym didn't mention /co/ at all. We really aren't a part of the brony thing

>>28600448
>avatarfaggig as yourself

>>28600407
No, just Ecstasy.

(And I'm completely serious.)

>>28600426

That would be funny as hell if it happened.

Probably not going to happen though

>>28600266
>First person
>Using a BG pony
>Same boring dialog

erry day i'm shufflin!

>>28600468
Keep going.
I want to foam at the mouth.

>>28600367
boring can be relative
>>28600371
oh good
>>28600373
whats a nyx?
>>28600382
sounds similar enough
>>28600384
wut
>>28600400
oh good, i think i'll make my second home here
>>28600405

>>28600480
they said /b/ invented "bronies"


"/b/ and ponies became BRONIES"

>>28600475
>>28600475

>>28600464
I am more than OK with that.

My life's goal is complete.

>>28600464
if any oc were to be in the show, I wish it would be applejuice's.
fuck I love that thing.

>>28600243
Well, there's a few ways this can pan out.

The first: This all goes away. You go back to your life, and enjoy doing whatever you were.

The second: You enjoy the pony, there's no denying it. You'll stop by the general occasionally. Watch some videos. Nothing serious. This is the most likely route for you at this point.

And here's where it gets scary. The third option. It'll grow on you. It'll start slow. "Oh well I'm not into fanfic, but this whole 'Luna fucking up working a microwave' is kinda funny." Soon after, you're reading more. You'll try your hand at drawing ponies. Heck, maybe you'll even be good at it. Having a little 2" tall molded Pinkie Pie will start to seem appealing. It's just a figurine, right? But you'll have brushable pony toys by the end of the week after becoming frustrated trying to find one. Before long, you'll ship. Not much at first, but it'll grow.

This is a warning, my friend. Be careful, or you'll end up swallowing the pink pill and you won't even realize it. All this and more will come to be normal and acceptable for you. And you know what? You'll love every minute of it. Your cold little stone of a heart will beat once more in your empty chest, and you'll feel better about life than you have in years.

Trust me.

I took the pink pill.

>>28600536
>The ponies eat him alive.

>>28600512
oh I meant the article they wrote. it says the origin is /co/

>>28600505
Oh god, please don't quote more that 3 posts just to say "hi", or "wut".

>>28600390
>>28600390
Reading story
Gets past third part
Ah I see it's not a clopfic
Read's title
Fuckthatshit.jpg
See title

>>28600505
This should be your first home.
There's always excitement here!

>>28600410
Writing a 1st person fic sounds kind of neat though, Imma try my hand at writing one, something funny.

>you now realize luke allan jacks off to pony porn

>>28600468
The VA is 25 year old neckbeard who tries to make his OC sound like a strong mane-ly man

>>28600517
>>28600475
Keep in mind that Kut Ku armor and actual Kut Ku's are a bit differently shaded, as far as color balance goes.

Also that's a terrible image to use for a color reference. One sec. I'll go find one.

>>28600390
Oh man. Why am I so sad for Fluttershy?

That knotted my stomach up with anxiety.

>>28600565
It feels really bizarre in the context of that particular story.

Captured the sensation of being fucked on drugs nicely though (not that I have any idea what that's like).

>writing first person fic
Do tell.

>>28600547
that would be an acceptable way for them to get rid of him imo.
man who would voice that fucking apple.

>>28600532
NICE RED SMUDGE ABOVE DASHS NOSE!

>>28600597
AUUUUUUUUUGH

>>28600584
what was it

>>28600232
We are as aware as you hopefully are, that the same thing is happening to yours.

>>28600583
Here.

>>28600505
>What's a Nyx?
A Nyx is a gigantic homage to a figure much loved in Gallente society. The ship’s design is based on the scepter of Doule dos Rouvenor III, the king who, during his peaceful 36-year reign, was credited with laying the foundation for the technologically and socially progressive ideologies which have pervaded Gallente thought in the millennia since. Indeed, the Nyx itself is emblematic of the Gallenteans’ love for progress; packed to the ergonomic brim with the latest in cutting-edge advancements, it is a proud reminder of the things that make the Federation what it is.

>>28600597
DAMNIT STOP NITPICKING!

Everyone's favorite fic, forgot to spoiler it.

>>28599937

What Nightmare-Moon would see

This is actually the moon turning into some fucked up fleshy chaos

>>28600612
>Homoshit.
>Gaining as much popularity as MLP

>>28600595
Brian Blessed

>>28600266
reading
>>28600495
>background pony
RAGING

>>28600612
feels bad man

>>28600611

This fic.

>>28600623

>>28600549
but i was just being polite and replying to everyone...
>>28600555
it might be if it grows on me. will have to see
>>28600618
thanks for the explanation

Hypothetical greentext story:

>at Wal-mart
>in the checkout line
>fat neckbeard of about 25 in front of me
>wearing an XXXL shirt with Rainbow Dash's cutie mark on it
>he has a Twilight Sparkle stuffed toy and kid's Pinkie Pie toothpaste
>he's sweating profusely
>cashier says "oh, are these for your daughter?"
>"uhh... umm.. y-- yeah..."
>she shoots him a strange look and hands him his bag
>"thanks for shopping"
>"you too"
>quickly walks off

Does stuff like this happen in real life? I've seen some pretty bad shit (that BronyCon thing was a few blocks from my apartment), but something like this would drive me to drinking binges.

>>28600636
This.
All my money.

Ponies and $10 handles of vodka are a good combo

Time for this drug trip to go bad.

http://pastebin dot com/Y2JQ0fPK

>>28600588
Something funny, I'm not going hard mode and using a Main Character, or going into personality not identified BG mode. Maybe one of the one-shot characters. Or not. I'd like to give it a shot though, maybe have it take place during Boast Busters

>>28600576
>anyone on ponychan
>over 18

>>28600618

>>28600636

>>28600709
that's what makes it more pathetic

>>28600680
I swear I'm the only person that doesn't give a shit when buying pony stuff.
Please tell me there's more of you that would strut through the checkout with a basket full of ponies.

You know what I just don't get? Why is everybody so obsessed with the fucking background ponies, I mean imagine if spongebob fans did that
"HURR DURR MY LEG GUY IS BEST FISH! I'M GONNA WRITE A SLASHFIC ABOUT HIM AND MR KRABS"

>MS is finishing the selfcest series
>Applejack time

There's something happening here.
What it is ain't exactly clear.

>>28600680
Kind of. At the Transformers panel at Comic-Con, there was guy in a rainbow dash t-shirt that said 'brony' sitting in front of me, but he wasn't a giant neckbeard and actually looked decent.

Next panel starts (Transformers: Prime) and turns out he's the moderator for it and he works at Hasbro.

>>28600721
i maybe would if there was pony stuff at all, but since where i live there is still no MLP its impossile...

>>28600721
Don't buy the merchandise is just bad.

BUT! i did see a Pinkie Pie birthday card today in Wal-mart

>>28600740

>>28600266
>What's this about swallowing hallucinogenic drugs?

I was listening to some psychedelic music, and thought up of the topic.

here is the Armor and its colors along with the Blue armor of the rarer Blue Kut ku


use the female

>>28600735
Some of them have never said a single word.

>>28600721
I buy cigarettes and ponies at the same time

>>28600721
I would. If it was cheaper.

>>28600740

>>28600740

>>28600721
already have done it

>>28600721
the only mlp merch I've seen is a tube of pinkie pie toothpaste.
but even if I had access to the toys their quality isn't high enough for me to want to purchase them.

I know I'm probably slow poking on this, but

>MFW Daniel Ingram is going to release a pony song.

Holy bouncing zebras pogosticks. I wonder what it'll be about?

>>28600774
ahh thank ya

>>28600735
all these ponies are fucking great just six or nine or whatever are not nearly enough, if the show was about the whole town in would be fucking amazing

>>28600753
>Normal looking perso-
Haha, bullshit.
>Works for Hasbro
ok.jpg

Seriously, those fucks could get away with that shit. Advertising the company.

>>28600735
i know bro
i was ok with derpy, dr whooves, even lyra and bon bon
but then there is also this carrot top and that berry one, come on guys...

>>28600721
I wouldn't really buy the toys in the first place, but if I did I wouldn't be a socially awkward fuck. I have a spine.

>>28600721
I could buy a ton of the merchandise without a problem if a good amount of at least decent quality merchandise existed.

Right now I'm not seeing anything worth buying.

>>28600664
You know i seen /b/ "pony threads" Its all Role Playing and a Image board for the most part, no real fic or drawfags.
I cant see how people can stand it, then again /co/ isn't perfect... you'll see what i mean soon enough.

>>28600795
I am assuming it's the song that that one twilight plush sings, an extended intro or something.
Looking forward to hear it either way

>>28600795
ponies.

just kidding, griffons

>>28600839
Holy goddamn shit I could die happy

>>28600495
Continuing

>It’s like through gasoline on a barbeque.
>through gasoline

>I’d be not drunk. Then a little drunk. Then a little more drunk, and so in that fashion until I was perfectly aware of just knee-bruisingly drunk I was.
>I drunk the drunk and later I was so drunk I drunk

>I felt like somebody had opened up a faucet. I closed my eyes, and in my mind’s eye, that’s what was happening. It was pouring out of me like a gusher. Then like a firehose. I was blasting Fluttershy in the face.
>A simile following another simile.

>I looked down and saw only her two wings emerged. Ten feet across, in either direction. Huge, erect, phallic. They weren’t the wings of a pegasus but an enormous bird of prey. Terrible when they flapped.
>Phallic
>wings

Holy shit for all of the writing you have done I would figure that you would SUCK a little less. I've seen better prose from Equestria Daily.

WHY DO PONIES HAVE BEDS

IT IS BAD FOR HORSES TO LIE DOWN FOR EXTENDED PERIODS OF TIME

DO THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE THIS SHOW HAVE ANY IDEA HOW REAL EQUINES EVEN WORK

>>28600831
I approve Leth.

I approve

>>28600795
Most likely this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4xsdxR-vtQ

>>28600735
I always wondered if some shows get fan fic. Like spongebob, cat dog, dexters lab. Do they have rabid fandoms and fan fiction?

>>28600747
Oh that thread with it 404'd? I can delete a picture if you'd like to mark the previous general.

>that angry face pasted over every image for barely two threads in a row
>suddenly it's a minor meme

wait

so mlp generals are prime forced-meme grounds?

>>28600875

>children's show
>real life logic
>inb4 where are their genitals

>>28600827
ok ill just have to lurk for a bit then

>>28600829

Wait! There's a singing Twilight Plushie? I know it probably sucks, but what does it sing?

>>28600839
Nah, that's highly unlikely.

>>28600891
Spongebob gets a lot of gay fics for shits and giggles.

>>28600875
>doesn't realize they're cartoons and marshmallows

>>28600870
so it's throwing? the rest is supposed to be a first-person stupor I assume

>>28600917
it sings the intro, a short bit of wwu and the extended thing I mentioned, linked here
>>28600885

>>28600917
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOuvraXpxCs

>>28600925
MARSHMALLOWS ARE PREY ANIMALS AND WOULD NEVER LAY DOWN FOR AN EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME!

>>28600925

>>28600870
Congratulations. You caught one actual error.

>>28600904
Well, where are they?

>>28600909
i also came here from /b/ threads
/co/ threads are much, much better
but of course they have their flaws
personally i get terribly bored when they start talking only about fanfic shit...
also, i dont particularly support ships, dunno if that may be your case

>>28600917
>blueberry cupcake
>vomit everywhere

>>28600903
what angry face

>>28600829

I very much doubt it. That extended intro we heard from that one Twi plushie is an excerpt from the full song. What's heard at the beginning of every episode is just the first verse from that song edited to fit the ~30 second intro. Kinda like the Pokemon season 1 theme song which has more than just one verse, but they only ever played the first verse on the show.

>>28600953

Tucked away like a chicken.

>>28600958
i'll just stick around until i find my right balance of when to stay and go

>>28600953
they are retratcile, just like tiger's claws

>>28600925
What does marshmallow vomit smell like?

>>28600958
>i also came here from /b/ threads

What ARE /b/ pony threads like, anyways?

>>28600925
That explains a lot.

>>28600992

Lucky Charms

Not really feeling up to doing Photo Finish. Too many clothes. I'll add her to my 'list' of shrugs to do eventually.

>>28600680

>I grab a cart on the way into Toys'Я'Us. Not making eye contact with anyone, I walk at a normal pace down the girls' section. I see the sign for Littlest Pet Shop and swiftly make the turn; I don't even slow down enough to make sure My Little Pony hasn't been moved since last time.

>With a practiced eye, I glance over the shelves. No 12-pack yet; I'm getting antsy. When will they stock it? Looking around, I see a few leftover G3 pegwarmers, the Twilight Balloon, AJ's farm, and other items I either own or won't buy.

>It has been all of twenty seconds. I slip through the hole in the center wall. I am now in the boys' section of the store; safe. I browse the Transformers; nothing catches my eyes. I stop at the comics rack, and spend some time catching up on JLA continuity, maybe some Spider-Man.

>When I'm satisfied, I head out the other end of the aisle, and park the empty cart in the in-store row of carts before the checkout. I grab a Choco-Taco from the mini-fridge and pay in cash.

>>28600999
facebook with people you don't know

do you have problems with premature ejaculation, /co/

>>28600999
Ponychan with porn.

>>28601011

Derpy & Trixie dualing to the death.

>>28600999
tripfags everywhere
no talk about the show at all
shit general

>>28600949
>Ignoring criticism of your Godawful prose
No wonder why you haven't improved a bit.

Also I thought OPPP was the drunkard in the fanonverse and not Cherilee?

>>28600970
IS NOT POSSIBLE

>>28600999
you can talk about anything and everything. less fictalk, less oc drawing, more recolourings and small edits to oc from elsewhere

>>28601011
GUMMY SHRUG

>>28601022
Half of the people I have on facebook I don't even know.

>>28600942
>>28600933
>>28600885

Ah, if that's the song, then I am okay with this.

I hope he hurries though, it's the wait that kills me. He haven't had any new pony content since Equestrian Girls.

>>28600999
lots of spam and they go insanely fast
I mean these threads go insanely fast
/b/ threads move at an impossible speed

>>28600618
You know after posting this, it made me crave pictures of ponies with eve online ships.
Too bad there's only one.

>>28601036
so pokemon generals, but with ponies?

>>28601073
Pretty much

>>28601051
this would be nice

>>28601051
That's on the list, but I still have no clue where to even begin with that.

>>28601011
>even Leth is tired of ponies

truly this is the endtimes

>>28601045
Cheerilee likes getting drunk in her spare time.

OPPP has a problem.

>>28601073
As someone who used to browse the Pokemon Generals on /vp/,

Yep, exactly that.

Do you guys think season 2 will have a different opening than season 1?
More importantly, do you hope it will?

>>28601045
Not all criticism is valid, anon. Especially when the "critic" is grasping at straws. That typo though, I'll go ahead and get around to correcting it eventually. Thanks for that.

>Also I thought OPPP was the drunkard in the fanonverse and not Cherilee?

OPPP is indeed a drunk. But the requester wanted Cheerilee.

>>28601103
Yes and yes.

>>28600721
But when Toys'Я'Us had that 2 For 1 sale a while back, I got the AJ's Sweet Apple Barn and the Pinkie Pie and Sweetie Belle's Boutique. (In my defense, in haste I mistook her for Rarity.)

I chatted up the (female) cashier: have you watched the new show yet? Do you remember Foster's Home? I recommend several episodes.

>>28600958
/co/ thread can become as bad as /b/ thread at some points: When the hate-fags start acting like fag's and the bitches start bitching, it can be a very unpleasant place.

Infact, /co/ threads can approach the level of fail that is Ponychan...

>>28601045
>ignoring the premise of the story
yeah okay

>>28601103
dunno
i like this one and im very used to it already
i really wouldnt mind if it was the same

*fart*

>>28601103
when is season 2 coming?

>>28601115
I'm sure she was enthralled by your overwhelming charisma.

>>28601119
I remember a few months ago there were 2+ simultaneous threads entirely devoted to bitching about ponychan. It was fucking pathetic how upset people were getting.

>>28601143

>>28601155
March.

>>28601087
Gonna do the Mr. Breezy one?

>>28600999
/b/ Pony threads are mostly just hug-boxing, circle jerking, and people saying hello and goodbye to each other.

That and random shock-fag's busting into the thread posting a bunch of porn and gore.

>>28601160

Im ok with this.

I posted this in the last thread and just came up with another:
Pinkamena Diane Pie: Bad Girl

>>28600953
The same place as Sonic's and Tails'.

>>28601172
production is set to be finished by december you dingus. march was a complete rumour and has no basis whatsoever.
I maintain it will be in mid october

Twilight Nomming Spike, now Colored!

>>28601160
i think i wouldnt mind actually
angel can sometimes be a douche with fluttershy

>>28601155

>>28601165
Bitching about ponychan, bitching about fanfiction, and really drawn out RP are the things that really annoy me, since they can just take over the thread, and I don't think very many can enjoy that environment.

>>28601160
Better him than Gummy.

seriously why isn't this guy a pony yet

>>28600795
It's a song about how Trixie vanquished the Ursa Major.

>>28601119
IS THAT SO YOU P leasant fellow /co/ pony fan, i agree but Ponychan levels?

>>28601207
Nomming or kissing...

>>28600795
fuck you now i'm on his site watching all the mlp vids

>>28601222
So the song is fake.

>>28601206

>>28601181
My list of "Shrugs that need to be done but would be too annoying/difficult to do right now":

Gilda
Gummy
Mr. Breezy
Chief Thunderhooves
Little Strongheart
Photo Finish

>>28601246

We call that pulling a Dykas.

>>28601232

Is that an invitation, Sweetie Belle?

>>28601207
Thanks you muchly!

I'd ask you to do some more from that sheetcollage, but I'll wait for another day to bother ya.

>>28601232
Whatever you want, babe.

Also, i tried some shading in this one i already colored.

I want to see an episode where Twilight goes away to canterlot or someshit for the episode and Pinkie thinks she is dead and convinces the whole town that she is. It ends with a MASSIVE funeral percesion and the town in flames and twilight returning home facepalming.

>>28601267
...Ceeper...

>>28601260
How difficult are they to do? I was thinking of doing my OC.

>>28601268
I can ink another one if you want, maybe i'll make a "i've lost control of my life" stream.

>>28601260
Hehe, thats a long list

>>28601260
Wasn't a LSH shrug already made? Why not just clean up that one?

>>28601290
>oh no the lady that was stuck in the library died.
>we must London riot.

sounds like it could be funny, though

>>28601290


might hit too close to home for some kids that just had a relative die


>MOMMY, GRANDPA MIGHT STILL BE ALIVE, HE JUST TO FLORDUH FOR A BIT, RIGHT MOMMY?


ehhh, nah

What would happen if Tim Burton directed a My Little Pony movie?

>>28601315
If you're not too tired, then I'll enter and say nice things to ya for it.

>>28601314
If I had a speck of talent I'm sure they'd be easy. But I have to visualize and build whatever accessories the characters have and their hair from a viewpoint they don't normally show. So it's tough for me anyway.

>>28601338
Really? I've never seen a LSH shrug. Huh. I'll have to go find it.

>>28601384

>>28601348
Think of it like the Butterfly episode of spongebob, excpet no one knows where Sandy is and they think she's dead.

>>28601290

What about an episode where Pinkie Pie convinces everyone that Rainbow Dash is dead and then at the end it's revealed that she is.

>>28601384

>>28601384
It would attract an undesirable fanbase.

>>28601384


even better
what if they make crazy taxi pony edition?

>>28601427
TOO LATE, NIGGA

Hey /co/, I finally finished 5 requests and mashed them all together! If you have any suggestions or critiquing, please throw them at me.

Original Requests:

Draw a sad pony
Sweetie Belle if she was a giant spider
Rarity as Scorpion
Wind Whistler and Twilight chatting
Dash rubbing Scootaloo's wings sensually

>>28601384
It'll be wasted potential

Coloring progress. Thoughts?

>>28601384
Suddenly becomes "dark and edgy" and all the goth/emo posers decided to become bronies. god help us all

>>28601384

Depp as Pinkie...

>>28601108
>Not all criticism is valid, anon. Especially when the "critic" is grasping at straws.
It's hardly grasping at straws. Frankly, I'm pretty sure you're posting something Facelss typed up and taking credit, because it sure is terrible and boring enough to be made by him.

>OPPP is indeed a drunk. But the requester wanted Cheerilee.
And you did a fine job forgetting that half a page later.
>Open a tequila distillery, and sling booze in a bar down by the beach

>>28600740
Okay, I'm exhausted as fuck right now and my brain isn't working right. Could someone please explain this pic and why I should be raging at it?

>>28601314
the blank template and a copy if SAI, but I know it's too difficult for me to do

>>28601464
Helena Bonham Carter as Rarity

You are alone in a room with your OC. If you don't have an OC, it's just a pony version of you. Do you molest it?

>>28601492
Someone spent a lot of time asking for bet wetting.

>>28601508

Its not gay, its masturbation!

Oh boy I just thought of something to make you rage:
>Family Guy does a(n unfunny) cutaway to a joke about bronies
What happens in it

>>28601389
Allright then, i'll stream a little.

www.livestream.com/dooks

I'm downloading another essential mix.

>>28601508
Of course Anonymous. I'll molest probably anything except black people.

>>28601508
No.

It molests me.

>>28601529
So not a zebra OC then?

>>28601526
I'd have to care about Family Guy for that to affect me.

>>28601492
Ahh - What a great week that was...

which pony do you think is cutest wetting the bed etc

>>28601508
How does that even work?!

>>28600891
Two episodes of Sealab 2021 were written by a fan if that counts.

>>28601508
No. Please go to bed.

>>28601483
>not grasping at straws
>accusation of plagiarism

d'ohohoho

>And you did a fine job forgetting that half a page later.

The requester wanted drunk and drugged out Cheerilee.

See, this is why, if anybody asked, I'd say to never, ever take writing advice from any other person you meet in the pony fandom. I've never seen more bad advice then I've seen offered here and on the other pony sites. And the ones so quick to dispense it seem damn near functionally illiterate.

>>28601527
>>28601527
I'm there

>>28601526
I wasn't even aware that show was still airing.

>>28601508
>ponychan gets molested by alicorns with grimdark backstories about volcanoes and being God

>You just found the human incarnation of Fluttershy and you run up right to her but as you get closer, she get's taller. You lose control and bump into her leg, she looks down at you and looks with a huge smile and says "You are so cute", you raise your hand but realize it's a hoof, and you have transformed into a pony
What do you do?

>>28601384 What would happen if Tim Burton directed a My Little Pony movie?

We would get a black and white movie about a solar eclipse where everything is seen from Pinkamena Diana Pie's point of view.
Lots of musical numbers, a creepy yet hammy villain, the last 60 seconds of the film are in color after Pinkamena once again becomes Pinkie Pie thanks to the help of Fluttershy, who adopted the goth look she had during "Green Is not your Color"

Some freeze frame easter eggs will reveal brief cameos of Jack Skellington, Jonny Deep and the Corpse Bride as ponies.

>>28601508


no, if i't can use a wii mote controler then we play monster hunter until we pass out of exaustion, then I'll pick some butter leaf lettuce from my garden and then make myself some spagettii

then we do it all over again


>we would probably argue who geets to use the hammer for a bit though

>>28601526
>"Hey Brian, remember when we went to that My Little Pony get together and we saw that weird smelling Brony"
>*cuts to some Starbucks like setting where some dude in a Rainbow Dash suit walks up to Peter*
>"20% COOLER"

And then the pain would be so horrific it would remind me why I fucking hate Family Guy.

>>28601508
I smoke a blunt with it eat eat snacks with it. If this pony is anything like me I'll be flat broke within the hour.

>>28601632
>human Fluttershy

Meh, still pretty good outcome.

Seth and Wolf Nanaki are friends because ponies. And yet you still have none.

>>28601632


break down and cry do to a lack of thumbs, I fuckin love these things

>>28601681
>unicorn

Everything is okay forever.

>>28601589
I remember you once tried to give advice to a guy who wasn't really writing that kind of story. It was still appreciated, though

>>28601676

>Salsa is mild as shit.
>Remember I have powdered ghost chili in cupboard.
>Knifefull of powder.
>Shit I may have overdone this.
>Try.
Fucking shit is delicious. Like a spicy chipolte.
>Roomate looks on with a look of horror.

>>28601676

Translation = Oh shit, now I gotta write a song.

>>28601589
That's definitely true. Sometimes I wonder how many people in pony threads have ever read an actual novel.

>>28601508
Griffons are like...
Fuggen manly as shit dude. I think we'd wrestle. Like, in oil and stuff. Just so that it would be harder to hurt each other, of course.

>>28601749
>Wrestle a gryphon while naked and covered in the finest oils of the land.
IT IT WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR THE ROMANS

>>28601749
>Griffons are like...
like onions!

>>28601640

More like:

>"HEY BRAIN, REMEMBER WHEN WE SAW DAT EPIC LAWLS KAWAII FAGGOT FUCK PONYCHAN BRONY YESTERDAY?"
>*cuts to nyan cat*
>"OVAH 9000!!!11 LOL OBAMA IS A NIGGER"

>>28601508

We talk about about cheesy science fiction

Especially FlyingSaucers

>>28601744

Why will you read a novel if you can read pony fiction!

>>28601589
I think you meant
>Accusation of plagiarizing CRAP
Frankly, I really hope you did take this from somewhere because I know even you aren't this terrible.

>The requester wanted drunk and drugged out Cheerilee.
Who apparently wants to open a bar.

>See, this is why, if anybody asked, I'd say to never, ever take writing advice from any other person you meet in the pony fandom. I've never seen more bad advice then I've seen offered here and on the other pony sites.
And I hope people follow your example and ignore your advice for the same reasons.

If you cannot filter out the bad advice from the good, that's your own damn fault for being a tard. Anything offered that's stupid should leap out at you like a cross-eyed leopard with depth perception. If you ignore all advice, your style will just become shittier over time because you've locked yourself into a stale, worn-out groove.

>>28601744
I haven't read one in years. Does the players guide to Savage Worlds and DnD count? Reminds me, I should go to the library and check one out.

Any decent, short fantasy stories you guys can recommend? Preferably one book only.

>>28601799
Reminds me of this one book about a spaceship hospital and the alien chef who vowed to make good hospital food.

>>28601744
define novel, I read books, I think I've read novels


>inb4 graphic novels, i knows those are just thicker comics

>>28601789
Griffons don't need to fuggen layers man, one is enough..
any more, and a griffon would suffocate in its own manliness.

>>28601790
>OBAMA IS A NIGGER
He is.

>>28601392
I liked the CMC episode very much. I like the CMC.
Except for Scootaloo. Fuck that bastard.

How does this make you feel /co/?

>>28601810
>Who apparently wants to open a bar.

In a wistful fantasy about running off to the tropics. Sure.

>If you cannot filter out the bad advice from the good, that's your own damn fault for being a tard

Ah, but I can. That's why I'm disregarding everything you've had to say, except for the one typo. The rest is retarded.

>>28601676
You and I are friends Anonymous, and I'm friends with every trip and namefag

www.livestream.com/dooks

Twilight eating a Watermelon with spike, get in here!

>>28601862
I bet you aren't friends with me.

>>28601807
WE WILL MAKE A PONY FICTION SO HUGE IT WILL BE LIKE A NOVEL!

>>28601862
even.....him?

>>28601849
Nauseous. That could be too much gummy worm speaking though.

>>28601849
better lauren than that faggot

>>28601849
Ew, why does Faust have man hands?

>>28601862


are you friends with me?

>>28601908
I am

>>28601676
We are THE BEST OF FRIENDS.

>MS has futa Frankie Foster porn

Don't know if awesome or terrible.

>>28601943
How can you call yourself his friend if you won't eat his poop?

>>28601943
You guys should fight to the death over Trixie!
I did with Pacce over Gilda!
Somehow, though, we're both alive.

>>28601676
Who needs friends when I have that asshole anon?
Right anon?

>>28601906

Cause I think its her head on Jesus Christ's body? Or I smoked too much.

COLORING UPDATE

>>28601971
>mfw you ttok Twiligth so now I own Gilda

>>28601942


sweet, ok, back to being anon


also, when is the next stream?

>>28601969
I like how MS kept with what he said and stopped doing porn.

>>28601881
we have
>>28601908
>>28601885
>>28601877
yes

>>28601971
Much to our dismay.

>>28601993
Why did I just get a boner.
ITS GOT TO BE THAT GODDAMN KUT-KU, IT HAS LIKE, SUCH BIG EARS

>>28601984
FUCK YOU YOU BASTARD!