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Leaked Memo
08/10/11(Wed)15:49 No.28583473>>28583278 Okay raiders, here's your list of ways to stop the Pony cancer in our midst:
Topics to pretend you like: abuse, cruelty, death, sex, fetish sex, multiple fetish sex, whatever else turns you off (or on).
Character names to use: Pinkie Pie: fun-loving party girl, loves sweets, fears losing friends Rarity: dressmaker, obsessed with status and fashion Twilight Sparkle: nerd girl, clueless in social matters, researches EVERYTHING (including sleepovers!) in books, lives in a library Fluttershy: fragile blossom, will snap if ignored too much Rainbow Dash: boastful butch, too competitive for her own good Applejack: racist Texan farmer, has a big brother for incest, stupid (Assume they're lesbian, suggest they're bi, or say they're hetero. All three make the ponyfags rage.)
Now let's get some chemo up in here! |