FUCK YEAH, I CALL SHOE. SHOE IS MASTER RACE.

Rarity always wins. She's ruthless.
she also only plays against sweetie belle
sweetie eats all her houses

I call thimble.

BUT I WAS MAKING A NEW THREAD
IT HAD A SWEET TOPIC AND EVERYTHING

Whatever, I guess Monopoly is alright...

Dibs on the battleship

Give me the limo, you motherfuckers.

HAT NIGFACE IM THE HAT

i call the fucking racecar

what why does it only allow 4 players

OKAY, I AM DOG, >>28577703 IS SHOE, >>28577712
IS THIMBLE, >>28577726 IS BATTLESHIP

I wonder if I can run two games at once

>>28577753
>TRIPFAGGOT CIRCLEJERK

THIS ISN'T FAIR. I WANTED TO PLAY. GOD DAMN IT.

>>28577706
Rarity looks really cool from that angle.

LETS DO THIS

Guess i'm taking the iron, then.

>>28577753
Fine. monopoly sucks anyway. I always give up after about 10 minutes because it's too boring.

>>28577771
Seriously? Man, I once played a game of Monopoly that lasted two days. Was fucking hardcore, came second. Should have bought more houses.

>>28577769
Awww yeah.

Oh man.
>mfw my name is in the "who's who of /co/" googledoc
>and it's the best thing I've felt in days
Feels good and also weird, man.

>takes fic requests in treads
Hm.

Well, it's concise, and not spelled properly, but it's the thought that counts!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>28577758
WE PLAY IN TEAMS

DOG = TEAM DIAMOND DICK
SHOE = TEAM MACDADDY
THIMBLE = TEAM RARIFABRIC
BATTLESHIP = TEAM TYRANTSIA

>>28577791
you're one to talk about correct spelling

>>28577784
You wasted 2 days on monopoly and you didn't win? Faggot.

RUURUUS

look good?

I wonder if I can figure out how to stream this shit

>>28577792
Team Tyrantstia here btw.
>>28577726
YOU BETTER NOT LET US DOWN ANON

>>28577792
I WANT TO BE ON TEAM TYRANTSIA. FUCK YEAH, THIS SHOULD BE GLORIOUS.

>>28577813
You were too late nignog I'm the battleship

>>28577815
FUCK YEAH MOTHER FUCKER

Someone post the linkboard

OKAY WE'RE DOING TEAMS THEN

SHOE STARTS FIRST

WHAT DO

>options:
> - roll dice

>>28577792
TEAM MACDADDY YEAH.
>>28577808
I'm so excited.

>>28577812
A little late, I'm afraid.

>>28577804
don't try to allicit a response from me with your trolling, it won't work.

>>28577821
No. You're leader. We're your fangirls and cheerleaders

you are Gary Oak.

>>28577836
Uh, I guess I should roll dice.

>>28577833

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>>28577856
thanks

>>28577821
motherfucker, klondike and i are going to be your cheer squad
you best win this shit!

>>28577847
Oh, ok.

YOU ROLLED A 6. NOW WHAT DO.

>>28577812

when did that become the new general sticker

Let's make this shit take place.

>>28577880
>Not playing with Double Die

Come on, man. This is going to be slow as shit.

>>28577880
FUR HOUSES GET.

I MADE A THING!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt_K1hmLpSs

>>28577888
you got a 1 and a 5

>>28577895
SO BUY IT THEN

>>28577883
Talk about getting your beauty sleep!

But seriously Rarity has some of the best lines in the show.

>>28577895
Gah. Buy it.

ITT: Tripfags give up absolutely all pretensions to discussing the show, the universe behind the show, the real-world creators of the show, fanfics, fanart, OC, or in fact anything remotely related to MLP in any way whatsoever, and brazenly admit that MLP threads are no longer anything but tripfag circlejerk playgrounds.

>>28577920
ITT: nofunallowed.jpg

TEAM RARIFABRIC ROLLED AN 8

WHAT DO

>>28577941

I'LL TAKE IT

We're WINNIGN!

>>28577920

>Farewell, Rainbow Dash

Her final hours were her finest.

>>28577962
and we haven't even moved yet
this game is already in team tyrantsia's bag.

>>28577920
u mad, bro?

MLP edition Monopoly ...

It's possible, both are Hasbro.

>>28577965
Did you just read Cupcakes?

>>28577983
u bro, mad?

TYRANTSIA ROLLED 8 AS WELL

PAID $6 TO RARIFABRIC

DIAMOND DOG DICK TURN

ROLLED A 5 ON A RAILROAD

>>28578008
...
I demand a screenshot! I demand it!!!

>>28577983
I dunno, he seems a little upset, but maybe he just needs some love and tolerance

>>28578008

THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATRONAGE

Monopony thread?

>>28578016
Hey, NTSTS, I like you, and you're a capable writer. Can you recommend some good ambient music that isn't Homestuck? I've got some, but I want something new, just so I can chill out while I work.

>>28578008
>Rolled 8
>Post ends with 8
WE WIN the game now

>>28577965
Did she died?

>>28578013
IT ALL HAPPENED SO FAST

DIAMOND DICK BOUGHT THAT RAILROAD

MACDADDY ROLLED 9, LANDED ON ANOTHER RAILROAD

WHAT DO

>>28578007
u mad, bro?

>>28577904
I can't believe I just listened to that whole fucking thing. And I can't believe I enjoyed it, either. It was so slow and relaxing, weird.

>>28578040
AH SHIT, I'LL BUY IT.

>>28578048
bro mad, u?

>>28578030

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWhUPlFnAe8

>>28578057
orb ?u dam,

>>28578030
What kind of ambient are you looking for?

>>28578066
Ewe mirin, bra?

>>28578030
I'M NOT NTSTS BUT I LIKE EVERYTHING IN HERE.
www.adventure-music-pack.com

>>28578062
Hey, thanks, bro. That's really good! It'll be a big help. Anything else on hand you might be able to share?

>>28578072
Just something soft, soothing, relaxing. Something that'll clear my head. Not too heavy a beat, probably with some piano, harp, wind instruments and the like. A good example would probably be the one the guy I just replied to linked. I don't mind if it's techno, or anything like that, though, as long as it's soft and not too pushy with kicks and shit.

more like monopony amirite rofl

do they make any mlp diapers yet. i want to get one for my twilight plush.

Hoppip just tell us we win

why does everyone love squeak if he's a ponychanner at hear?

>>28578092
Hey, cool, thanks! I'd never heard of that before. Bookmarked, will check it out when I can download it!

>>28578030
Sure? Here's some stuff from my library;
Boards of Canada
Boredoms (their later stuff)
the album Rainbows by Boris (with Michio Kurihara)
Emancipator <---- really, really good
The Flashbulb
SGX
Vector Lovers
Venetian Snares (some of his stuff, others are really ridiculous)
Bohren and der Club of Gore

I'm sure you can youtube 'em, I'm not about to go digging for that many links. Hopefully there's something in there you like.

Some soundtracks are also really good ambient work music;
Armored Core
Diablo 1/2
Saya no Uta

Are the ones I use.

>>28578100
http://www.mediafire.com/?zimojzzmdhu
Grab this if you haven't heard it already.

>>28578114
I don't love Squeak. And there are a number of writefags who post over there.

>>28578129
Thanks, man! I'll make sure to check them out. A whole lot of recommendations in there, should be enough to last me a while.

>>28578138
Sure, will do. Might I ask what's in it while it downloads?

>>28578129
>Saya no Uta

fuck yeah that soundtrack was awesome

>>28578116
BE CAREFUL THOUGH, USE PEERBLOCK TO STOP FROM GETTING YOUR IP REPORTED.

What kind of games to ponies play? I mean board/ traditional.

so last night i had a dream
i was just walking down the road in london
and to my surprise, nobody else was there
i kept walking
until i saw a white, dying pony on the side of the road
as i got closer
i saw that it was a badly bruised, bleeding Rarity
i went up to her
told her i was calling 911
it was all going to be okay
she suddenly batted the phone from my hand and said
I'm willing to die for the sake of Nyx
So I killed her myself

>>28578100

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2uVfCy4s1U

>>28578100
probably not what you want, but here's a soft composed piece i enjoy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZEllGQL_h0&feature=related

>>28578108
my twilight plushie is already wearing the official socks and mlp panties

>>28578155
I'll try to remember that! I guess with the sheer number of soundtracks, it must be fairly illegal. Still, it's a great resource, so thanks!

>>28578156
>implying board/ traditional.

>>28578147
Some of the best post-rock you'll ever hear
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtemrZ7-pj0

>>28578169
you did good, anon

>>28578177
NO PROBLEM.

>>28578173
>>28578174
Thanks, guys! These are all really good, exactly what I was looking for!

>>28578178
>ponies using normal controllers

>>28578175
thats not creepy at all

how do I into livestream

>>28578169
>london
>911
wat

>>28578175
Post hot glue vids.

>>28578188
It's nice! I don't really know what post-rock is, but this is pretty cool, if a little too active for my tastes in ambient music. Thanks, man!

>>28578100

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja7qx99GRp4

>MFW Hoppip gets banned for not posting about ponies.

I really hope this didn't happen.

>>28578169
Brilliant storytelling anon, you made me feel the strongest of emotions with the twist at the end.

Wrap it up and send it to EqD, post haste.

seriously though well played, real laughter was produced

>>28578224
>dream

>>28578224
Procaster?

>>28578227
How about this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGyeERopzfw

http://www.mediafire.com/?o5fjco4hk02o1u7

>>28578236
hoppip is a furry so i report everything he posts

>>28578224
What operating system do you have?

Procaster on Win7 64x needs a different version

>>28578244
yeah I have that installed but how do I make it record my screen

>last trend: Ponies in socks
>actual trend: Nyx and the Past Sins
what's next?

>>28578261

did we really get over ponies in socks so fast?

I still like ponies in socks...

>>28578259
It does it right away I think.

>>28578169
Last night I had a dream I was sucking off a dude. Fortunately it ended with me fucking a chick. Almost came. The first part was still fun though.

I blame MLP gay fapfiction. This has never happened before.

>>28578235
Ah, I was listening to that earlier, actually! Shoji Meguro's one of my favourite composers, and his background music is great. I'd have Tokyo Conception on permanent loop if it didn't have that kick-start at the end (which just so happens to be the best part)!

>>28578258
I'm on win7 x64, I just chose the one from their site

>>28578261
Sadly, it seems to be ponies in diapers.
I wouldn't exactly call ponies in socks over yet, though.

>>28578259
Press the "Screen" button on the bar, it should record only your screen

>>28578173
Dude, I had that same song in a different tab. I shit you not.

>>28578236
I do.

I report her for shamelessly advertising her plushies every time. That's what EqD is for.

>>28578261
Watersports and diapers.

>>28578261
I still like ponies in socks. I have yet to see any Soarin in socks, and I still feel this must be remedied.

>>28578250
It's good! Takes a while to get going, but it's definitely likeable. I just have to let it keep playing and see if I could stand having it loop in the background. Thanks for all the big batches, by the way!

>>28578286
Hoppip's a girl?

>>28578267
Sweaty, stained tennis socks.

so when's season 2 suppose to air?
At first i heard the summer, but that wasn't true
then i heard september but then recently i heard december

>>28578224
If you were still looking for cart designs, I thought a Humvee look for Fluttershy would actually be appropriate.

Compared to other pegasi, she goes off the beaten path by sticking to the ground. She'll go anywhere for an injured animal. And if they do have weapons, that's what Angel Bunny is for.

What I don't understand is why there is no Monopoly online. I would play the fuck out of it.

>>28578301
Yes

or he has really effeminate hands.

>>28578307
>inb4 march 1st

>>28578307
March 07.........nah. I think the same time Season one aired. In like October or november I think

>>28578283
I see no screen button on the bar

only cameras are "No camera" and webcam

>>28578300
That last one grew on me as fuck, I remember listening to it while reading Ruby Quest for the first time. Oh man the memories.

Let me know if you ever need more music, it's my area.

>>28578307
fall 2012.

>>28578267
they are still here, with us

>>28578337
I think it should stream your screen then. If it is on no camera.

>>28578345
Will do, man! Thanks for all your help! Most of this stuff is new to me, but it's really good, so I feel like I'm learning a little bit, and benefiting from your expertise at the same time.

ambient music thread?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WuQWVekKX8

although I fail to see what this has to do with ponies

>>28578365
No problem bro

I'm making a thread on Ponychan to get help for the PW game

What should I say to gain their trust?
overusing "!" at the end of my posts?
using "brony" ?

>>28578362
if I click the big red button then it just says "To begin game casting, please open a directx or opengl game and press ctrl+F1"

and then I go to monopoly and press ctrl+F1 but then nothing happens

>>28578388
Have some William Basinski
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhfKK547r94

klondick you can run team tyrantestia while I go to work

>>28578394
>What should I say to gain their trust?
Nothing.

>>28578337
When you start streaming on Procaster, you shoul see this control bar, and press the "Screen" button.

If everything fails, download Manycam.

>>28578188
>post-rock
I like you. Here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=df76hEIrh1k

>>28578395
Just have it set to capture desktop and zoom in on the game.

>>28578394
>use brony
>if possible, "love and tolerance"
>MENTION THEIR NAMES. ACT LIKE YOU CARE ABOUT THEIR IDENTITY ON THE SITE. THIS IS CRITICAL.

>>28578401
dat ass.

if you guys just want a cheat-sheet of ambient stuff, here ya go
http://rateyourmusic.com/customchart?page=1&chart_type=top&type=album&year=alltime&g
enre_include=1&genres=Ambient&include_child_genres=t&include=both&limit=none&cou
ntries=

>>28578422
My bro
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkRBTAuA7SU

ooh I had the game button pressed

>>28578394
Don't insult anyone and always play along with thier stupid roleplaying bullshit. It's tough I know, but you have to build a strong relationship with your viewers.

>>28578422
Also, this one reminds me Luna a lot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoeNKZsG-CM

have you ever ponied so hard you injured yourself

I need a volunteer to take up the mantle of Team Rarifabric.

I gotta get some breakfast in me.

>>28578456
All of those are great but it's hard to know where to start/what to listen to next without recommendations

>>28578483
I once ponied so hard I woke up the next morning naked and on the roof of a church, but I wans't hurt

>>28578483
No, but I have wasted an incredibly large amount of time in pony threads.

>>28578380

>>28578418
K. Trollestia you're captain

I am seriously contemplating buying the Rarity toy.

Somebody stop me.

>>28578525
Buy it.

how long does it usually take for it to connect to the livestream server

>>28578525
which one? the mini?

>>28578533
Like 10-15 seconds.

>>28578525
Do it!

>>28578490
i'd just pick stuff from the top 10

>>28578532
>>28578525
He said stop him from buying it....
steal it.

>>28578546
it's taking several minutes for me

>>28578525
Do it, faggot.

>>28578488

anyone?

>>28578557
What is your quality set to?

>>28578594
the lowest (I have shitty upload)

>>28578554
There's some real gems further down, #42 for example. One of my favourite drone/ambient albums ever

>>28578605
It shouldn't take long.

>>28578605
Well, then that's a problem if you have the stream in low quality and it's taking that long to connect.

Link to the stream?

>>28578631
http://www.livestream.com/mlpgeneralmonopoly

>>28578555
best advice yet.

although I'm sure if he does, rarity will haunt him and be profoundly offended that you stole her.

HOW COULD YOU? NOPONY WOULD DARE SHOPLIFT! DON'T YOU DARE THINK ABOUT EJACULATING OVER ME!

>>28578540
No, the one with the comb-able hair.

It's like 13-14 bucks.

>>28578419
>>28578441
Thanks bronies!
I will do, meanwhile hugs for everyone!

>>28578465
but brony, you don't have to use such language, but don't worry, I still love and tolerate you.


I winced while typing that

>>28578685
Well done, Candybag, you'll blend in just fine! Make sure to talk about how much you like past sins, and use reaction images of your OC pony, though

>>28578685
welcome to the club, it's fucking godawful

>>28578685
You poor thing. My thoughts are with you.

>>28578700
> past sins
I don't know if I can, Rockman


I haven't read it, and I don't plan to

>>28578663
>DON'T YOU DARE THINK ABOUT EJACULATING OVER ME!
why boner

>>28578685
Don't change too much Candybag.

Ponychan... does things to people. Terrible things.

>>28578685
Hehehe ew

>>28578744
My initial thought was she was smoking a giant pipe stuffed with envelopes.

>>28578743
you talking bout Seth and EqD?


and I just saw this at the main page

Which pony would you most like to date and why?

>>28578779
>fishing for material for pony thread simulator

>>28578779
Vinyl Scratch or Octavia because music

Or Twilight because intelligence

>>28578779
fuck you
pinkie pie, because she can always bring a smile to my face and is as crazy in bed as she is normally

>>28578779
I would date Derpy but I would go steady with her because she is a single mother and single mothers deserve respect.

>>28578822
That's adorable

>>28578779
I wouldn't mind dating most of the ponies, thought I'd probably have to skip out on Rarity because of her constant whining. Plus, I'm not good enough for her anyway.

>>28578770
Why is this OC's special talent a 3DS?

>>28578822
When a single mom goes out on a date with somebody new
It always winds up feeling more like a job interview
My momma used to wonder if she'd ever meet someone
Who wouldn't find out about me and then turn around and run

>>28578770
How to troll Ponychan 101:
1)Call someone else's OC uncreative
2)Call someone else's OC a Mary Sue.

>>28578864
I laughed because it IS uncreative

it's a wingless Dash recolor with a 3ds cutie mark

>>28578862
God i hate overbearing boyfriends.

>>28578862
Brad Paisley

>>28578862
Zecora?

>>28578862
I'm fairly certain that's an excerpt from a song, but that makes it no less absolutely fucking true every time, god damn.

NOW IS TIME FOR SLEEP

keep ponying hard everyone

>>28578881
Google

>>28578906
Sleep well.

>>28578862
I wouldn't mind being with Derpy. Nothing like a woman with life experience, plus, I'm pretty good with kids.

>>28578907
Country

>>28578906
Sleep now and dream of the ones who came before


they are calling from across the distant shore

>>28578906
Aren't you at work, dude?

>>28578906
Who goes to sleep at nine in the morning?

>>28578906

WHY IS THIS PICTURE SO GODDAMN CUTE

WHY IS MY HEART MELTING INTO JUICE

http://www.livestream.com/mlpgeneralmonopoly
http://www.livestream.com/mlpgeneralmonopoly
http://www.livestream.com/mlpgeneralmonopoly
http://www.livestream.com/mlpgeneralmonopoly
http://www.livestream.com/mlpgeneralmonopoly

>>28578972

let's talk about best pony

>>28578972
what the fucking fuck

>>28578972
>That ear cavity on applejack

It looks so fucking weird.

>>28578956
I never could finish a whole game of Monopoly. Some people find it a blast but I just find it boring.

>>28578807

pinkie is my true love

WHOEVER HERE IS ON TEAM RARIFABRIC, YOU'RE NEEDED

http://www.livestream.com/mlpgeneralmonopoly

Guys, I have a SERIOUS FUCKING QUESTION for you:
Why aren't there any "Longest Journey" ponies? Do you guys just not like amazing adventure games? :(

>>28578980

For an older mare, she sure doesn't have any wrinkles.

I'd date Dash if I could cuz she's so cool and dominant. I would go to all her events and competitions to cheer for her and support her on her quest for fame and glory. I would work hard and save enough money to shower her with diamonds :3

Rarity locks Sweetie Belle in her room for 1 week after she pees on her gold silk that took her so long to make.

She mewls like a newborn kitten until her voice is hoarse.

How much plastic surgery do you think Rarity's had?

>>28579070
None.

She just wears false eyelashes for some reason.

>>28579095
she's a colt

>>28579056
whyboner.jpg

>>28579095
Please. There's no way that plot is real.

>>28578394
Praise them and tell a sob story

>>28579135
It's not really that unbelievable. Now Twilight, I question the legitimacy of that plot.

>>28579110
No, women can wear false Eyelashes too.

>mfw artist draw everyp0ny being a lesbian except for Dash

>>28579142
Season 2 spoilers?!

>>28579191
owl episode

they talked about their "love" the whole episode

>>28579055

also, being an athlete, she probably has a really tight little body

>>28579173
Why? She's the only one who has actual reason to have a legitimate plot.

>>28579205
and with those self-confidence issues she could easily become reliant on you and never leave you

>>28578999
>Pinkie and not Pinkamena

What are you doing with your life?

>>28579205
I would love to dig my thumbs into her muscular neck and haunch.

>>28579246
>not middle pinkie

>>28579246
>implying she wouldn't try to kill you to avoid becoming too attached to somebody

Do Ponies believe in evolution? Where Unicorns originally Earth Ponies who evolved horns?

>>28579246
I would snowball coagulated blood with Pinkamena.

>>28578999
>>28579246
>>28579272
Guys, guys, come on. All versions of Pinkie suck equally.

>>28579289
There are some underground researchers looking into the subject. But they must remain a secret, lest Celestia hear of their blasphemy and execute them immediately. Twilight is rumored to be a part of a few research teams, but don't tell Celestia!

>>28579333
Nah, pinkamina sucks MUCH more aggressively. Don't even think about trying to hold her back, she knows what she wants and she's taking it.

>YFW MLP generals have always been just one guy alternating trips and talking to himself.

>>28579469
THose were made by a little girl

>>28579335
>>28579350
>>28579377
Oh, hey, these are actually pretty neat.
>>28579469
These are decidedly not.

>>28579500
we're playing monopoly, get in here!

>>28579056

> Rarity locks Sweetie Belle in her room for 1 week after she pees on her gold silk that took her so long to make.

> She mewls like a newborn kitten until she die probably by drowning in her own poo

>>28579469
>RD having short stubby legs.
>Fluttershy having tall athletic legs.

>>28579548

there is so much jelly, I can tell

>>28579548
GOD DAMMIT SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT SWEETIE BELLE!!!

I HATE YOU!!!! I HATE YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

>MFW some of the MLPT characters make an appearance in season 2

>>28579646

Which pony would be the best girlfriend?

>>28579612

Not really, that game isn't that good.

>>28579699
Probably Twilight.

>>28579699
this has already been asked

>>28579693
YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I'M UPSET! SWEETIE BELLE IS MY FAVORITE PONY AND YOU ASSHOLES KEEP MAKING IT SEEM LIKE SHE JUST POOPS AND PEES HERSELF ALL DAY LONG! IT'S NOT FUNNY AND YOU BETTER NOT DO IT AGAIN

>>28579699
Pinkie Pie. She's so fun. Worst girlfriend goes to Twilight

>>28579734
I find it a little funny.

>>28579734
If only she had some way of escaping the abusive clutches of Rarity...

hey, hey, i have an idea, why won't you migrate to reddit ?

it would be a win/win situation

>>28579699
Realistically, Rainbow Dash or Pinkie Pie.

>>28579739
You are a motherfucker.

>>28579747
IT'S NOT FUNNY

I DON'T MIND SCOOTABUSE, OR EVEN DINKABUSE, BUT DON'T YOU EVER TOUCH SWEETIE BELLE AGAIN

>>28579780

>>28579699

Applejack. She would never cheat on you.

>>28579699
Applejack. Twilight is a moody cunt. Rarity is a stick in the mud, Dash is a cunt, and pinkie is a flighty cunt. Fluttershy is one of those shitheads that can't make up her mind about what the fuck it is she wants to do, then later holds it aganst you for being boring.

Applejack would be great to take out, provided her work is done for the day.

Wait, who is Scootaloo related to?

>>28579815
>Implying she won't go 'visit' the family multiple times a week to get plowed by Big Mac.

>>28579855
We don't know, only thing we know she's not related to the main cast.

>>28579699
Octavia. Frigid bitch gets me off so damn much

>>28579855
Pretty sure Scoot doesn't belong to anybody. It's quite sad, really.

talking about ponies isn't fun anymore. you guys made me hate ponies :(

>>28579912
inb4 50 replies

>>28579861
>Implyin that counts

>>28579912
I hated ponies before they got ruined by the fanbase in October.

>>28579883
Orphan Ep? Adoption Ep? Grim/sad Ep reflecting on how she became the Batmare?

Only time will tell.

>>28579699

>>28579699

>implying any guy here would be even worth the time of girls as awesome as the main 6

>>28579734
there, there, have some marshmallow

>>28579951
Applejack

>>28579943
It would be really cool to have an episode where there's some sort of superhero for a bit. But then they would learn the lesson that vigilantism is bad and if there's ever a problem, Celestia is more than capable of handling it.

>>28579855

Spitfire.

>>28579951

> Fluttershy
> Awesome
> Not dipshit shy girl that nobody ever heard talk in high school

>>28579855
http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Scootaloo

>>28579676

I actually wouldn't put it past Hasbro to want the studio to add in roles for ponies from past generations that haven't been included yet, though predominantly from G3 rather than G1 (since we don't know the full extent of Hasbro losing name copyrights). Hell, that's probably the only reason why the Cutie Mark Crusaders exist -- they needed to fit in Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo SOMEhow, so they decided to do so in a way that wouldn't disrupt the core cast.

>>28579981

That's another thing. Why the hell do you guy think Applejack would make a good girlfriend when most of you fucking hate Applejack?

what's the best board to troll ponychan with?

>>28580018
because we're all homosexual furries

>>28580001
My high school was filled with Pinkie Pies and Rarities. I woulda killed for a shy girl.

... Is this thread better than last?

>>28579699
Dash would be my choice but objectively speaking, Fluttershy would probably be the best. Quiet, caring, submissive, won't stand up for herself. Pinkie and Rarity would get annoying after some time, plus Pinkie would eventually get fat and Rarity is a gold digger at heart. Applejack would always be forcing you to work and fix things, fuck that. Twilight...too dangerous. If you ever got into a spat she could just alter your body with magic or some other horrible stuff. It would be like dating the psychic kid from the Twilight Zone movie.

>>28580018


its..its not as if they like her or anything!

>>28580018

Because Applejack would be a good girlfriend.

But we like the bad slutty ones. We can say she would be best WITHOUT liking her.

>>28580047
>Pinkie Pie
>Get fat
She burns off more energy in a day than most of us do in a week

So is Monopoly now the flavor of the week, or is it still Nyx?

>>28580032


meant to say which ponychan board is the best to troll?

>>28580040

My high class was basically:

Loud black girl
Loud white girl
Loud white girl that isn't a bitch
The fluttershy I mentioned
Prissy rich bitch with BIG NOSE
Prissy fat bitch with POTATO NOSE
The midget (not really but she was shorter than a big dog) loud one

No wonder nobody in my class had boyfriend/girlfriend, we were all dipshits

But y'know what? They were MY dipshits :')

>>28580106
only because she's on the prowl. once she's in a stable relationship, she'll calm down

>>28580054

"Y'all are actin' fussier than Winona beggin' to go outside. If y'all like me so much, it ain't gonna kill you to just say so. Y'all can be honest."

>>28580159
Oh, I'm sure we can find other ways to burn off energy. Including rebuilding the walls afterwards.

http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=83110

HAHAHAHAHA...whew.

>>28580168
she says as she mentally prepares to reject us

>>28580159

but i don't want pinkie to calm down

>>28580058
She's boring. Yeah, she's nice but it would get old real fast. For me at least.

>>28580159
>Pinkie
>Stable

>>28580168
Applejack... I...
don't like roleplayers in threads

>>28580168
>ya'll

Oh ho ho, isn't she just the living end!

>>28580047
>Quiet, Shy, Won't stand up for herself
>She snaps and stares you down, all the while telling you what she honestly thinks of your sorry ass
>You spend the next 3 years in a state-funded mental institution babbling like an infant and crying yourself to sleep at night.

If you were equally as passive/caring, I could see it working. If not, well, she reduced a dragon to tears...good luck.

>>28580168


clever but that _____er than a _____er was very good


fussier then winona at a flea circus would have been much better

I read that all in her fucking voice, what the hell

>>28580168

*kisses applejack on the cheek*

*runs away*

>>28580208
Good god, will this shit with socks never end?

>>28580252
You really think you can outrun applejack?

>>28580222
She only will get into that mode for the sake of her friends. I hate to say but she's like a battered wife...may be able to be confident and assertive in other areas but when it comes to standing up for HERSELF, she won't.

>>28580252
I presume the kiss was on the face and not the other cheek...

>>28580018

She has the most respectable qualities, I suppose, but if anything I'd rather her be a good friend who'd push me in the right direction whenever I fall off the rails.

I'm not afraid to admit I'm a lazy fuck with terrible work ethic, and a procrastinator who won't do anything until it's absolutely necessary (read: close to the deadline), simply because that's when I'm most productive. In some respects, she'd be my better half, but in others I'd have nothing in common with her and we'd fuss at each other until one of us up and left.

>>28580230


fuck, meant to say not very good

>>28580254
I keep telling people. Condoms. Condoms is the direction to go in.

>>28580252
>>28580265
"What a silly. It's as easy out-running Applejack or Rainbow Dash as it is to stop staring at my tushie!"

>team tyransia can't last 1 turn without getting thrown back in jail
http://www.livestream.com/mlpgeneralmonopoly

>>28580254
Why you hatin on the very essence of cuteness. Do you hate cute?

We all know the best girlfriend would be Carrot Top.

She makes sure you eat your veggies and wrestles with buffalos.

>>28580341
It isn't cute. It just looks stupid.

>>28580252
>>28580230
>>28580213
>>28580208
>>28580203

"Aw shucks, I could never turn down such nice fellas like yourself. Now that wasn't so hard, was it? Ain't no need to be scared, either. I won't bite, but I sure could use some rest after workin' the acres all day. Y'all don't mind if I rest on your shoulder?"

>>28580350

>Train, say your prayers, eat your vitamins!

So she'd be the Equestrian Hulk Hogan?

what if Fluttershy is captain equestria

>>28580315
"...Cushy tushie~"

>>28580315

mmm shake it pinkie

pleasepleasePLEASE tell me you guys aren't seriously RPing, I try to ignore the weird shit that comes out of these general threads because I enjoy the show, but jesus fucking christ, Roleplaying?

We're turning into /vp/.

>>28580381
>in her voice
STOP DOING THAT!

>>28580381

*i freeze up as she puts her head on my shoulder*

her mane smells of sweat and apples

>pony girlfriends and roleplaying

>>28580419

>not being used to it

>>28580396

pinkie, you're such a cocktease

>>28580419
I think it's time to abandon ship.

>>28580425

She's in your head, man! MIND GAMES!

>>28580419
I blame faceless, as well as any/everyone that actually pays attention to his shit.

>That feel when you only browse the threads now-a-days occasionally for the insanity
>That feel when you miss a good crazy thread and are left with a shitty Faceless RP thread.


The next one better be interesting. I need my fix.

>>28580455
"Why, I have nooo clue what you're talking about!"

>>28580323
3 times in a row.
hardly any properties.
money burning from rent and prison bail
I am failing Tyrantlestia

>>28580446
If only there were some drawfags here taking requests, this thread would be a perfect 10/10 imo

RP?
That sounds like a job for Nyx!

>>28580431
>>28580396
>>28580381
>>28580315
IT'S LIKE I'M WATCHING A MOVIE AS THE PLOT UNFOLDS BEFORE ME! WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?

>>28580476
When a random anon RP's, everyone in the thread yells at him and tell him to fuck off.
When Faceless RP's, everyone jerks at him to keep going.

I don't understand it.

>>28580500

>log on with the intention of drawing
>waste time in pony threads instead even though there is no interesting content
EVERY SINGLE TIME

Also, does anyone have the rest of these with the text? I only have Ruroty and Ronbow Dosh

>>28580510
I'll give money on samefaggotry

>>28580489
Pinkie, that's no way to lay down, with your legs spread open like that!

>>28580489

why is it always the cute ones that get me raring to go

>>28580494
I would, but I hate you all now. You fuckers ruined ponies for me with RP bullshit.

>>28580446

Is it bad that, in a roundabout way, I see it as a sort of hypothetical character analysis?

Not what Faceless is doing, but responses like >>28580018 and all who answered it seems like a decent platform for 'What would Applejack be like if plans for putting her in a relationship were to be explored?'

>>28580538
"Oh! You're right! I should be splaying my hoofsies out like this as well!"

I'll take a draw request. Nothing serious, just sketching and a webcam picture of it.

>posting anything other than cute ponies

>>28580563

Draw the mule from Applebuck season awkwardly explaining to his pony date that he's shooting blanks.

>>28580558

>>28580558

Pinkie, do you like having your hoofsies massaged and kissed?

>>28580545
>Faceless scaring off drawfags.

These are the end times.

>>28580494
>>28580563
and so it begins....

>>28580545
>>28580545
OH YEAH WELL FINE
YOU PROBABLY SUCK ANYWAY SO THERE
*sniffle*
..b-baka...

>>28580586
I wouldn't say scaring. But it's pointless trying to take requests or post new stuff in threads like these.

>>28580586
I know, rite?
he's supposed to jerk them to get fetishists requests.

I find it hilarious how much Faceless' RPs make you guys squirm. I bet you all secretly love it.

>>28580582
"Go right ahead if you want to, I don't mind oooone single bit."

>>28580586
>>28580594
don't worry, you guys won't miss me.

>>28580563
Ooh! Ooh!

Pinkie Pie Skating on her head!

At the raging roller derby

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5AGVdpt0KQ

>>28580620
No. He fucking sucks.

>>28580419

its like I am really on ponychan

>>28580510
that's because anonymous sucks at it

>>28580620


not really hes not very goo at pinkie pie

FUCK JUICE LEFT FOREVER AGAIN?

GODDAMN I TURN MY BACK ON YOU GENERALS FOR ONE THREAD AND YOU LET THIS HAPPEN

YOU'RE WORSE THAN TWILIGHT'S HITLER CRUSH

>>28580676


good, fuck the letter D

>>28580626
Shit. Your drawings are is still light years ahead of mine. And my handwriting is chicken shit.

>>28580625

*takes Pinkie's marshmallowy hooves in both hands and rubs them all over my face*

*starts licking them*

i can't help that i find a lot of these RPs to be a little bit whyboner-y

>>28580697

"Pinkie Pie, what in tarnation are y'all doin?"

>>28580697
"Oh that's right, I was munching on some muffins earlier with my brand new imported Equestrian Buffalo Hotsauce, which is SUUUUPER spicy, so uh, you might want to w- uh oh."

>>28580748
"Thaat's going to sting..."

>>28580748

EVEN BETTER

my my miss pinkie you certainly are a hottie

is there anything you'd like me to do for you?

>>28580697
>*takes hooves and rubs them all over my face*

Ouch.

>past sins

Welp, I think we've finally hit critical mass people, I suggest we all abandon ship before these generals explode into an unending hurricane of porn and anthrocon stories about the furry sex you had with an applejack cosplayer who was actually a 35 year old balding accountant.

what if twilight is actually the hulk

>>28580729
Yeah, feels bad, man.

Sorry about this but does anyone have a picture (from the show) of a pony throwing something?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8K3ZDo3unY


derailing RP thread with monster hunter music

such an easy fight with such awesome music

>>28580805
could she defeat her weight in bees?

>>28580737
"Well uh, we, he... We're having fun, Applejack!"
>>28580796
"You like it THAT spicy? I mean, it's way more than any normal pony could take without blacking out!"

I'm just gonna go ahead and excuse myself from this thread, just because we all like a show meant for little girls is no excuse for us to escalate to THESE levels of faggotry.