roll

>>28574572

faust vs canon.

GO!

is this a good color for a lyra plushie

>>28574594
but I just showered

Forget about Lauren Faust already. She's not even that big anymore. We should be stalking Rob Renzetti or getting at Daniel Ingram for that score sountrack now.

Also rolling

whatever

>>28574599
Word of god is the dumbest fucking I've ever heard relating to canon.

>>28574599
>earthies have a special connection to the land and the crops

>26 episodes in, and there is still zero in-show proof of this claim

Rolling.

>inb4 worst result

>>28574613
>Have baby face all through high school, no facial hair.
>Just recently started growing some kick ass sideburns that everyone is hot for.
>shave.
Nope rerolling..

OPPP is the worst babysitter

>>28574599
Round one... fight!

They see me rolling
they joinin

Rawlmingaa. (Rolling)

>>28574623
>two earth ponies run fields and fields worth of apple farm
>apploosians grow an orchard in the middle of the desert

>>28574627
And then I get the easiest one.

>>28574648
nope.avi
Re-rolling.

>>28574572
I'm going to regret this

>>28574638
Are you saying that Faust is fanon?

>>28574638
Toasty!

Rolling for OP.

>>28574599
faust = what might be canon.
canon = what actually is canon.

Say faust orders a pizza with pineapples. That's her word. That's what she's expecting. But there's been a change of plans and there are no more pineapples so the delivery guy gives her a discounted pepperoni pizza instead. That is the canon.

I make the best metaphors. Deal or no deal with it.

Here we go.

>>28574623
Applejack would like a word with you.

>>28574661
>implying pegasi or unicorns would be unable to do those things

>>28574638
Aww shit. I just ate.

>ignoring OP because fuck that shit at work
>>28574591
Yeah, I only get about 4-6 every day, and then like 12 on my day's off. I'm retarded.4chan at work is the best part of this job (just a computer in general), but it means I have to be extra careful deleting the browsing history every morning.

>>28574662
what happened to your name, bro?

>>28574691
>She kicks trees
>HURR CONNECTION TO DA ERFFF

Fuck off.

>>28574692
>implying there is any proof they could

rolllin'

Also I acquired the ingrediants for the Banana Nutcase. It was pretty good, though I wish I had a proper ratio.

OP, I'm already a healthy, happy individual. I exercise regularly and keep a high standard of personal hygiene. I have no pony porn, but I drink a lot of soda and only roughly count my calories. I do not need your "wellness recovery program".

Good day, sir.

>>28574688

what if faust orders the animators to draw a pizza with pineapples, then she goes on her DA and says the pizza has pineapples.

then when the episode comes out, the pizza has no visible pineapple.

when questioned, faust insists there are pineapples on the pizza.

ARE THERE PINEAPPLES?! OR NOT?!

>>Only five minutes worth of jumping jacks

>>28574734
The pineapples are invisible

>>28574709
I.. wat. Testing again?

Also, I can relate to 4-6 hours of sleep every day.

>>28574721

>more than 3 ingredients

hey, youre tampon fell out

>>28574712
>she kicks trees

Oh my god this is making me laugh

>>28574709
Hey, I started on that long thing last night. Didn't outline it, just started writing. Once I get through 5 or so pages I might start sending it around for folks to take a look at it.

>>28574734
Then the pineapples are the part of the plot that are implied

>>28574709
I get 8 hours of sleep every night. If I set an alarm for less than that, I sleep through it, and I wake almost on the dot. Shit's annoying.

>>28574754
>she kicks trees

Well, yeah...

>>28574753
I don't count nutmeg as an ingredient. Opinion invalid

>>28574661
Uhh, there's more to the Apple family than just AJ, Big Mac, and Granny. Remember the first episode when Twilight first meets Applejack? There are dozens of her family members present.

>>28574721
How is there a Gilda and a Trixie but NOT A ZECORA?!

>>28574753
>youre tampon
i can't take your post seriously now

>>28574712
Nope. She kicks all the trees. Every tree. I'd like to see a unicorn do her work without passing out from exhaustion.

>>28574783

>more than whiskey

hey, youre tampon fell out

>>28574793
That was the apple family reunion, they live all over equestria

>>28574771
Alright let's do this!

>>28574793
Watch Applebuck season again. They don't actually help on the farm. It's just Mac and Jack.

>>28574803

YOU ARE TAMPON.

FELL OUT?!?!

>>28574721
It's too early for this... But I'm tempted...

>>28574814
???

They Hatin'

>>28574793
Yeah, and it's a mere three episodes later when we learn they don't actually work there.

>>28574827
Sounds like something you'd put in one of these

>>28574829
what can you make?

>>28574807
>I'd like to see a unicorn do her work without passing out from exhaustion.

Pic.

Also, five seconds earlier, Dash kicked a tree and all the apples fell out.

>>28574760
Awww yeah, looking forward to it. I've been exercising my review muscles the last few days. Come at me bro.

>>28574862
None... But now I want to make Mystic Amethyst. Though I'd have to take a trip to the store.

>>28574865
>using Twilight "Strongest Unicorn To Have Ever Existed" Sparkle as an example of the average unicorn
Furthermore, even Twilight wouldn't be able to keep that up for long, Applejack worked for a week straight before becoming seriously tired.

>>28574856
Done. Now what thread of wisdom?

>>28574865
>YFW doing it this way means that the bugs and worms aren't knocked off like they are when you kick the trees.

>>28574865
Twilight is OP, she doesn't count. Also we know Dash has physical strength rivaling AJ, that doesn't mean she has the stamina and devotion needed to run an apple farm. She wouldn't get up early enough for one thing.

>>I'd like to see a unicorn do her work without passing out from exhaustion.
>>Also, five seconds earlier, Dash kicked a tree and all the apples fell out.

Big Deal. Fluttershy stared her apples off the tree.

>>28574910
I'll read Hunger Games later. What now?

>>28574919
Dash can't really rival AJ's kicking, the pure test of strength in FWF made a mockery of her, and AJ's tree-buck immediately afterwards shows a level of control that simply couldn't be purely physical.

When AJ kicks trees, the apples fall out exactly where she wants them to, when she wants them to - when everybody else did it, they just fell straight down.

>>28574953
Okay, seriously. This is easy stuff. I do that on a daily basis! What now!!?

> Start a Big Black station on Pandora because why the heil not.
>Get Rapeman, followed by Shellac and them Big Black.
>Albiniisawizard.png

Also, rollin'.

>>28574919 Also we know Dash has physical strength rivaling AJ, that doesn't mean she has the stamina and devotion needed to run an apple farm.

Not to mention her 30 second attention span.

Guys, I have a question for everyone.

What was the last thing, before you stumbled into MLP, that you were this passionate about? Either something you still love, or something you moved on from.

in during not answering my own question

I'm not a brony so I ain't gonna do any of the shit on that list

>>28574988
Quests over at tgchan probably.

>>28574975
I keep up with my daily hygiene. Now what the fuck do I do!?

>>28574988
Fallout, Bioshock and Pokemon figures.

>>28575010
YOU'RE PISSING ME THE FUCK OFF!

>>28574988
40K. And I still love it.

>>28574953
I se those books everywhere. Are they any good?

>>28575021
Thank You!

>>28575002

me neither man.

these faggots dont know whats up.

>>28575036
I've only read the first 5 chapters and it is pretty awesome.

>>28574988
pokemon

>>28575030
>>28575020
>>28575008
>Quests
>40K
>Pokemon Figurines

MLP confirmed for /tg/ crossover.

>>28575073
Not figurines, bro. Figures made of paper.

I have no words for this.

>>28575073
I'm more of a /mu/ person nawmsayin

>>28574988

i still had hope for the sonic series. i was one of those guys that wanted sonic adventure 3.

after the trash sonic colours was, and they slowly revealed sonic generations, i'd finally given up on it all.
i then did ALOT of warhammer painting. started an eldar army. then my mate at our local club (an Imperial guard player who solves all his problems with "more tank") told me he was watching my little pony.
i decided to watch it. i've been remarkably happier since.

>>28575082
>closeenough.avi
Okay, it wasn't. So why'd you give up on 'em? The vidya I can see, because there's only so long you can play Fallout for...

>>28575083
....
>pic related

>>28575083

It's not big trapintosh, so...

>>28575101
I beat Fallout a couple times, so that got boring.
And with the paper Pokemon? I ran out of glue and didn't want to buy more. Had a good run.

>>28574988
Pokemon was my last major thing. It was from middle school to early college. I finally got out of the loop recently but if a PMD game comes out for DS I'm getting it.

rollan

>>28575082
>pokemon papercraft
AW HELL YEAH

>>28575068
>>28575128
>>28575130
>dat pokemon
>dat feel
/vp/ got me back into 4chan, but trading generals are no comparison for MLP generals.

>>28575099

picture related.

this is his "heavy weapons pony".

>>28574988
I got back into Digimon series 3 right before discovering poni. I was about 1/4 of the way through watching the subs for the first time before dropping them.

Fluffy, I know you're lurking without answering, but I also know your answer... don't you wanna share with the class?

>>28575153
I came from /vp/. Too much competitive shit, porn and not changing.

>>28575152
Mah nigga!

>>28575153
>>28575176
didn't know so many of us were refugees from /vp/

>>28575191

Before ponies? Star Wars.
March-June where I grew bored of ponies? Battletech and Heroes.
Now? Ponies and Heroes.

Still like them all, and will eventually cycle through all my interests as I have done so many times before.

>>28575191
I guess Beedrill counts, but I never see him anymore (thank god)...

What were you guys into over there? As mentioned, I was all about the trading generals.

>>28575161
Did you remember how crazy it got to the end?

>>28575200
drawfag threads and dumping stuff in porn threads

>>28575176

i like watching the odd nuzlocke stream there.

i'm doing one on my heartgold right now, actually.

my party is named after ponies.

>>28575170
Just show related things or anything, like instruments or something?

>mfw when I sit here with a half empty battle of bourbon, with this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZCOA8Dmhs8 full screened high quality.

I keep telling myself that it's the music making me feel this way, that I'm too good for this waifu shit, but...

>>28575220
>dat spoiler text
I only saved Mawile threads, because DAMN

>>28575221
Nuzlocke's scare me too much. How many have you lost already?

>>28575225
anything, man. I didn't know you played instruments! It's sharing and caring time, lets hear your story.

>>28575225
>instruments

tell me your story

>>28575204
Yeah, I got the whole dub off a friend and rewatched it before deciding to track down subs. That series got amazing at the end, even 10 year old me knew that it was awesome. Poor Jeri got mind-broken on an almost Evangelion scale in a children's show about trading cards and fighting monsters.

>mfw Digimon pony art
I knew it had to exist.

>>28575237

its not furry if they're ponies.

give in.

GIVE IN

>>28575132
I always hated doing pushups, and now it feels like my arms are about to fall off.

What now?

Rolling

>>28575267

Do you even lift?

Come on, read a book!

>>28575245

>>28575245

scootaloo the sentret (crit hit from a wild bellsprout... that did NOT feel good)

snails the drowsee - i forgot spearow could learn pursuit.

i still have-
spitfire the quilava
soarin the pidgeotto
rarity the eevee
lyra the nidorina
dashi the scyther (what? she made my party about 20% cooler...)

just got to ecruteak city.

>>28575237
Dude, that's creepy.

Still bookmarking it though... For studying purposes.

my dick is tingling

>>28575267
I guess my fingernails were getting slightly long.

>>28575294
lift as in weights? Not for a while, I don't have access to a gym anymore.

Rollan again

well I bid you guys SHOOO BE DOOOO SHO SHOO BE DOOOO!

rollangf

>>28575355

that makes so much sense to everyone here.

All this talk of Pokemon... Gotta dig out Silver now.

Cmonnnn

>>28575237

what do you think of this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UXGEbaP5Ug

god, if only i could party with pinkie

why is EqD linking me to this comic. i dont see anything pony related. i only see sonic furfaggotry.

>>28575237
>pinkie starts looking at me
>ad comes up: "Are You Single?"

;_;

>>28575364
>has never heard the sea ponies http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4TedkQP_hM

What pony deaths have we got? I've seen Fluttershy, Pinkie, Twilight, Rarity, the CMC, and RD, anyone have anything of AJ?

>>28575381

BAHAHAHAH!

oh man, thats the best thing i ever heard.

>>28575245
Well fuck..
Show/manga wise, there's Naruto Shippuden. Don't care, I like it.
Then I have drums and just recently got into violin.
Then there's all this computer crap, like web design, 2d stuff, 3d stuff, animation, etc... Although all that toned down quite a bit this year, except the 2d stuff.
There's more, but that's just the stuff at the top of the list...

>>28575378

>>28574349
What would you give Kafka's In the Penal Colony?

>>28575398
A man of many talents, I am in admiration.
I also play DE MUSIKS - Drums, bass, and guitar. How long have you been playing for? What kinda music do you like? And why aren't you using your awesome design skills for lucrative money making?

>>28575398
EVERYBODY STAND UP
SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING HANDS UP YEAH COME ON
EVERBODY STAND DUP
SOMETHING GUESS A HEROES A COMEBACK
SOMETHING SOMETHING
3 2 1 MAKE SOME NOOOOOOOOOOISE

>>28575398
>>28575407
Bass, piano, and tuba-fag here.

>>28575254
I actually liked it better a year ago than when I watched it when I was 10. Season 3 was the best.

And it also had Renamon, who gave me a fat fetish through one particular piece of mildly-NSFW fanart

>>28575398
>>28575407
>>28575420
>inb4 pony band

>>28575407
>Tripfag wanking General

>>28575378
Look closely at the top left panel

>>28575433
>>28575433
>anonymous jealous general
It's okay man, you can tell us what's up too.

Do... do you want a hug?

>>28575431

>>28575433
Can I wank you, anonymous?

>>28575460
>anonymous wanking General

>>28575451
Get your sweaty paws off of me.

Hey Hoppip you're from /vp/ right?
So you must get this question a lot.
would you do the sex with your pokemon and if so which one.

>>28575451
I live in a cabin with no doors or windows.

>>28575378
WTF is this?

>>28575483

sounds like Evil dead was set in your cabin

>>28575472
Care for a game of Monopony? You pesky trips can join too if you wish.

Now,
>Choose your game pieces

>>28575477

>>28575508
SHOE.

>>28575508
> Monopony

>Mono pony

Oh my...she might want to get that treated.

>>28575428
As a /g/-fag I found I could identify all the interfaces/operating systems used. There was a lot of Gnome 2 at one point, followed by either Rhapsody or Classic Mac. (Shit like that gets me excited like you wouldn't believe.)

Man, I know what you mean, there's so much fat Renamon art for some reason. I don't remember finding any when I was 10 though, so that's not how I got my fat fetish...

>>28575508
DIBS ON THE HAT

>>28575508
SCOTTIE

The hoofpads of the pony have a special adaptation that allows them to adhere to most surfaces without the use of liquids or surface tension. The spatula tipped setae on pony marshmellow hoofpads allow attractive forces called van der Waals interactions to arise between the adhesive setae and the surface. One study suggested that capillary adhesion might play a role, but that hypothesis has been rejected by more recent studies.

These van der Waals interactions involve no fluids; in theory, a boot made of synthetic setae would adhere as easily to the surface of the International Space Station as it would to a living room wall, although adhesion varies with humidity. The setae on the hoofs of ponies are also self cleaning and will usually remove any clogging dirt within a few steps. Teflon, which has very low van der Waals forces, is more difficult for ponies to adhere to than many other surfaces.

That explains the tiny teacup handles

>>28575508

id play

but monopoly takes 8 hours

and im afraid of commitment

>>28575508

i pick angel.

>>28575514
>>28575534
I was hoping you guys would come up with Pony-related pieces

>>28575508
>mfw no one has picked the race car yet

Thimble for me please.

>>28575513
So you're into Croagunk piercing your buttcheeks with his fist when you think dirty thoughts?
Hot

>>28575534
You can take it bro, I got Car.

Nothing beats car.

>>28575556
HORSESHOE.
>>28575563
Shoe is master race.

>>28575407
We are more alike than I realized!
Drums I'm going to say 2 years. Not even 2 months for violin. Guitar was about a year. Bass was even less... There's a little piano in there too.
Any sort of music is fine with me. Except rap.. Fuck that.

>>28575539

>>28575553
>pets as play pieces
There we go! But, i would rather choose the applecart.

>>28575533
I think that's at least partially my fault

I have an old computer monopoly game upstairs

should I go get it?

>You pesky trips can join too if you wish.
>Trips are the only ones who join.

lol

>>28575587
It seems the tables have turned, hmm, anonymous?

>>28575573
I like this one better.

>>28575539
I like the small scale subconscious telekinesis idea, it sidesteps every possible issue

>>28575584
yes

>>28575584
You could stream it. That might be fun.

WE CAN PLAY MONOPOLY ON THE HUB WEBSITE

>>28575578
Oh my...

>>28575610

i like the cartoon physics idea where you don't have to explain it. it just is.

see you in an hour, guys.

>>28575634
yeah but I'm also doing ponykart work on the side

I'll just use screencaps for now

>>28575666
I miss you already.
>>28575668
Sounds good to me.

>>28575666
not if we're lucky

ITT: You have to swallow this much ponyjizz. Who would you prefer it to be from? Futa is not allowed, must be a guy.

>>28575610
This.

After all, all ponies are magical, but non-unicorns don't have horns to focus the magic so they are limited to more subtle applications.

Flawless theory.

>>28575692
Going to have to go with Braeburn.

>go on hub site.
>play the games
>try to get the high scores in kids games to feel accomplished.

>>28575692
Braeburn

>>28575692
Braeburn. 2nd choice would be Caramel

roll

>>28575692
Braeburn. I ain't even mad. Unless Soarin's around

fuck it's not installing

WHY DO NONE OF MY OLD GAMES INSTALL

first rollcage, then lego racers, now this

>>28575692

a guy?

shiiit.

uhh

pinkies dad. thats like eating mini pinkies

>>28575736
> sperm = mini-pinkies

That is some flawless logic right there.

>>28575748

i'm doing my best with this no-win situation.

>>28575761
It's a win-win if you're fabulous.

>>28575736
You're onto something. I choose this answer. It'd better taste like fairy floss.

>>28575692
>Appalossaguy

>>28575736

You are aware it's like sucking this guy's dick, right?

>>28575735
FFFFUU

>>28575578

Hey Envy, can I please request something?

involves Twilight and Sweetie Belle (possibly Rarity too)

In return, i offer you this thing that LK drew the other day

Roll.

>>28575637
I'm glad you like it. I tend to draw her with some regularity.

But I'll spare you from more Renamons unsolicited, take this Rarity instead

would something like this run on a virtual XP install or something

because it runs on my old XP machine upstairs I never use, but it won't run on w7

>>28575782

thanks dude. that really makes me happy with my decision.

you are truly an awesome guy, with no flaws whatsoever.

>>28575800

>>28575814
I would think it should.

>>28575790
Pic is a little too saucy for my taste, but thanks anyway

What's the request?

>>28575692

Is it ok if I have Soarin and Braeburn jizz into it together?

A delicious jizz cocktail

shaken, not stirred

Rollin'.

>>28575825
okay

how to do virtual XP thing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FLCXoURSV0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdAGVp7K-H4

Man, this fucking video fad.

>>28575833
Goddamn that sounds delicious.

>>28575800

God dammit.
Oh, well. Challenge accepted.

>>28575843

whyboner.

why?

>>28575830

well I thought you'd like it because of chubby related reasons

Anyway, request is for Twilight to be tutoring sweetie Belle in magic... only the little filly goes out of control and opens up portals to the lovecraftian dungeon dimensions of the abyss

Optionally have Rarity or Spike there too, cowering in fear from the enroaching abominations

>people in this thread that need "minimal breaks" for 50 pushups
holy fuck what the hell is wrong with you people?

>>28575838
This is a pretty good tutorial.
http://www.technibble.com/how-to-create-a-windows-xp-virtual-machine/
I can help if you run into a lick of trouble.

why do you guys love diaper and fat porn so much. there is nothing wrong if you do like it but /co/ mlp generals are not the place to discuss or post about it.

>>28575873

what. do you weigh 110 lbs?

do you even lift, sir?!

Rolling

>>28575870

in before the edlritch horrors turn out to be Barney the Dinosaur

>~I LOVE YOU~

>>28575804
Not bad, but I'm afraid I mustn't fap to ponies. Despite the temptation...

>fat ponies

who the fuck likes this?

rawlin'

>>28575877
okay, rawling

I like how /co/ is perfectly ok debating over which ponies' semen to guzzle down greedily from a bottle but fat ponies are what draws their disgust

>>28575966

you saying you wouldn't drink pony semen?

dude why would you lie anonymously?

>>28575927
FAT PONY IS BEST PONY

>>28575966
Well, the lines gotta be drawn somewhere.

>>28575833
Dammit. I'm not gay. Why does the idea of this happening turn me on?

>>28575966
Such is a day on /co/.

>>28576011

MPIP

>>28575966
>Fat ponies
> not also a /co/ topic

so i guess this is fat pony thread now because we've moved onto the topic suddenly

of course i would drink fluttershys horse semen but i dont want to talk about it this early in the morning while im at work.

>>28575843

it would probably be a little more whyboner-inducing and a little less creepy if they would

you know

blink

>>28576010
Yeah, if we didn't have lines we would probably be requesting pictures of dead ponies getting fucked or something of that nature.

>>28575992

Of course I would drink pony semen, I would lap it up hungrily and suck on Braeburn's twitching member until the stream of his love juice finally started to seccede, leaving him to lie back, exhausted, his wet, fleshy cock flopping over flaccidly as I reach up and plant a cream filled kiss into his lips

i was just pointing out the hypocrisy is all

>>28576011
Ponies cross all sexualities

>>28576048

damn dude. braeburn is a total tryhard.

maybe you should take it easy

What the hell is EqD?

>>28576048
I'd like to imagine Pinkie doing that.

http://www.microsoft.com/windows/virtual-pc/download.aspx I'm doing this thingy

hope it works

>>28576080

you just posted its physical incarnation

>>28576090
Okie dokie.

>>28576048

>>28576080

EqD is where ponychan goes

derpyhooves is where we go.

>>28575870
>>28575830
What about this: Twilight to be tutoring sweetie Belle in magic... only the little filly goes out of control and poops herself, unable to do even simplest form of magic. Twilight gets angry and beats Sweetie.

YOU GUYS ARE ALL IN LUCK

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/867726-new-zealand-pub-serves-apple-flavoured-horse-semen

>A pub in New Zealand has introduced horse semen to its drinks menu, a stomach-churning addition tinged with the wholesome flavour of apple.

oh hell yeah this thing comes with a motherfucking CUSTOM BOARD MAKER

>>28576121
>derpyhooves

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5Edw7QkpHs

i dont think so bro

>>28576125
You have got to be fucking kidding me.

>>28576138
WOO

>>28576125

Well, Big Mac has to bring food home...

not really

http://www.aolnews.com/2011/02/25/stallion-semen-served-up-in-new-zealand-as-new-energy-drink/

http://www.stuff.co.nz/dominion-post/capital-life/5176745/Women-flock-to-take-horse-semen-shots

http://www.seattlemet.com/blogs/sauced/new-zealanders-now-drinking-horse-semen-february-2011/

http://www.news.com.au/world/stallion-semen-has-kiwis-raring-to-go-for-hokitika-wildfoods-festival/s
tory-e6frfl00-1226008180566

If Hasbro were to endorse it with cute cartoon pony commercials you niggas would be chugging it down like eggnog on Christmas eve

>>28576125
>new zealand
>animal semen going over well in a restaurant

My suspicions were correct.

does anyone know how to force a program to run in windowed mode

>>28576211

Yell at it until it yields.

>>28576148

i dont see much

>>28576211
Is it in the options?

>>28576125

>mfw they look so.. creamy

>>28576235
no

i am sexually attracted to a my little pony toy. i think i should seek help.

hey guys!

LISTEN!!!


...


do you smell something?

>>28576201
>horse jizz
>apple flavored
But I can't go all the way to new zealand, and if I waltz into a farm and start sucking a horse off, I'll get shot

>>28576247
What program is it?

>>28576264
the board creator

>>28575597
>>28575597
Hmm... hey Fluffy, how is your plate? Is it free now for the thing I asked?

>>28576230
if you read the description you will see the owner of derpyhooves is singing there. we dont like that shit around here.

>>28575870

>>28576201

>If Hasbro were to endorse it with cute cartoon pony commercials you niggas would be chugging it down like eggnog on Christmas eve

i really wish this wasnt true.

but i feel like people would suck it down

>>28576125

Well, I gotta get money to put on the farm somehow.

>>28576276
Is the virtual machines resolution locked or is it able to to be changed? That could make it so it is fie to have the board creator full screen.

Guys just woke up and saw that Past Sins updated.
Did somebody read it?

>>28576317
i would try it

>>28576331
no I'm still downloading the VM thingy

for some reason the board creator runs but not the actual game

Hey guys!

Does this poll still work?

>>28576340
over 500 people were in the googledoc when i saw it

>>28576321
You and me both know there's two sources for this fountain.

Been a long time since I've been in these threads. Now let's post some Trixie!

>>28576364

fucking ponychan

>>28576364
I was asking if someone from here read it.
I don't want to read it but I'm curios...

>>28576343
Gah! Racking my brain for a solution.

>>28576321
>>28576371
> Big Macintosh or Braeburn apple flavored semen.

Dammit I can't decide.

>>28576372
That's exactly what I was thinking.

>>28576301

That's wonderful Envy! Thankyou!

>filename

All my money

>in the bathroom taking a shit
>see this while reading
>start to get a boner
>i quickly throw that shit away before i turn into a pedophile


that was a close one

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/PastSins
I guess Past Sins is important enough for it to warrant its own TVTropes page

>>28576371

I read that in Braeburn's voice and Applejack´s and Rarity´s faces made it even more hilarious.

LET'S DO THIS

>>28576440
I can honestly say I would not drink Trixie's marshmallow pony semen. Not even if it were chilled.

trixie is an eighth-bit whore

>>28576372

did someone say Trixie?

>>28576457
>implying i grow my fingernails

>>28576451
people just make pages. They don't have to be notable. There's a couple of pages for people who just do youtube poops.

>>28576446

Good for you, once you cross that barrier, there is no turning back.

>>28576411
i would drink horse semen but i am not interested in mac or braeburn, that is just a little too gay for me. i would be fine with caramel or pokey though, also twilights dad maybe.

>>28576440
Well? Why didn't you! If you want to post Trixie you post some Trixie!

>>28576201

There is somebody out there who's job is sitting around jacking off horses all day.
Godspeed.

>>28576340
I've read it.

Rage material as usual.
I like how the author made Nyx a saint...
NO a martyr...

>but those closest to her turned their eyes away. Unwilling or unable to meet Twilight’s gaze... the gaze of a mother who was terrified she was about to lose her daughter.

She isn't gonna die...
Also she saved Derpy and Dinky from death

>>28576446

seriously that was close.

anyone know how to come back from this?

why is buying all of the seasons of samurai jack as individual items instead of the complete series cheaper on amazon

>>28576519
>that would be my dream job

i wish i could afford to move there

>>28576468

because I'm pretty sure I heard someone say Trixie

Hoppip, what Monopoly game is it?

>>28576519

Eeeeyup.

>>28576534

Maybe the complete series comes with special features or a cool box or something.

>>28576552
some old thing from 1999

>>28576517
I like to post Trixies as a response to the Trixies other people post.

joinin' in the Trixie

>>28576575

as usual

>>28576575
Have a precise name? And you're running Win7?

>>28576531
I have a few ideas
They're young adults, it's totally legal

When did you first realize that you were a pony?

>>28576531

Get Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.

Jack off to it.

Problem solved.

>>28576594
no it's just called Monopoly

>>28576602

doesnt help much

>>28576446
You were going to jerk off to pictures of plastic toys?
Are you trying out for Thread Simulator 4 or something?
Here, this should satisfy your boner.

>>28576541
You've made my night!
>>28576582
That's not good enough, This thread would be so much better if Trixie was the first pony posted. All this talk of horse semen is disgusting, only Trixie can help.

>>28576451

of course

Did you know that under the MLP: FiM 'meme' page they have listed the fact that Sethisto likes Trixie?

seriously... could they suck his dick any harder?

>>28576531
the gala dress set with bow tie spike is only $15? that is a pretty good deal for a full set of the mane cast.

>>28576519

I...um....it´s a job...

>>28576644
We all know Trixie is a semen guzzler

>>28576612
I can't find anything about Monopoly, but there is Monopoly Tycoon. This is turning out to be more work than I had thought.

>>28576644
Yes, Trixie is very good at making sure there's no horse semen left.

>>28576672
don't worry about it

>>28576664
That's bullshit and you know it.
Everyone knows Trixie has the best semen.

>>28576644

quite

>>28576684
Alright then.

>>28576644
>help
How is slurping all my jizz up helping? I worked hard to get that cum, and I want it for myself, greedy bitch.

>>28576695
That's so poorly drawn it hurts.

>>28576695
I want to snap that dick. It doesn't make sense for it to be that long.

shit i am about to leave to go to my grandmas house and i wont be able to fap for 6hrs. fuckin mlp generals.

>>28576736
>6 hours
Try a week miles away from your home.

>>28576758
You poor man.

So guys about dem cute ponies...

>>28576736
>>28576758

Ah, so you are the kind of people who are unable to fap behind enemy lines.

Captcha: alone stivels.

>>28576785
No cute ponies here.

only Trixie

>>28576736
I won't be able to fap for 6 hours

Boo fucking who you big candy-ass baby, back in my day I worked my ass off until I couldn't even remember I had a dick anymore.

>>28576791

the last time I tried, I ended up forgetting my wallet where I did it

never doing that shit again

>>28576736

Here man, i'll help imagine that Granny smith is spraying you with her antiquated, lint smelling semen, and slapping you int he face with her wrinkly, green futa dick.. her shrivelled foreskin having sagged in her old age where it functions as a veritable whip impacting upon your flesh

And eventually she tires of this, and turns her dried up butthole to your face.. which shudders and attempts to twitch with a vain show of pleasure but only manages to release a constant stream of flatulence in your face

how's that boner doing? Is it all gone?

>>28576791

i agree.

if he truly wanted to fap, he would.

i once fapped in an airplane bathroom

>>28576804
You're back!

>>28576734
Agreed. I don't fuck anyone with a bigger dick than mine.

>>28576804
NTSTS you traitor!

>>28576804
Look I like Trixie as a character...but she still sucks...

Even AJ is better and that's saying something

Please Trixie! Return for season 2! I'd so turn gay for you!

>>28576831
>>28576837

getting all those requests done today thistle?

>>28576819

you should write fanfiction

>>28576819
Still going strong.

>>28576791

I wouldn´t fap in other places unless I would really have to.

>>28576852
Yes sir. All four of 'em. I should probably start soon.

So did anyone else read all of the Fun Bus stories yesterday?
>MFW Pinkies story

>>28576850
>AS is a girl
My mind is blown.
Have some chocolate.

>>28576758

Hey Klondike

Lazy requester here again

Did you get around to that Soarin' request?

Havent been on all day

>>28576661

So giving clopjobs is your other job?

>>28576824
The mile high club: No girls allowed

>>28576850
>Being a girl watching MLPFIM
>Not being gay for Trixie the first time she says her name.

>>28576887
Man, FUCK that Pinkie Pie story.

>>28576905
no

wut

>>28576931
It made me laugh a lot cause I could totally see her doing that.
Actually the only ones that bored me were RDs and Raritys

>>28576932
Poor guy...
No wonder he never slept again

>>28576896
Trixie Chocolate? You are my favorite Tripfriend! I love you!

>>28576975
Oh hey, I made that wallpaper.

If you got turned into a Trixie clone somehow and then Trixie saw you, would you let her molest you?

>>28577010
Oh hey, I made that video game.

>>28577023
>rhetorical questions general

If Pinkie Pie threw you a party, would you have a party thrown for you by Pinkie Pie?

>>28577010
It's been my wallpaper for a few weeks now.

>>28576850
Photo Finish and Hoity Toity have more chance of being in season 2 than Trixie.

>>28576932

thanks man, you do great stuff

>>28577051
Man I just want more Hoity Toity...
He's just awesome

>>28577043
If you found yourself in an infinite field of grass, and there was a pony a few meters away, and it was sad, and if you hugged it it would become happy and you two could begin a long-term loving relationship in thie infinite plane of grass, would you hug the pony? If you don't hug the pony both of you will die of hunger

>>28577079
Yes.

>>28577045
You are the best Trixie fan.

>>28577036
Oh hey, I made that post.

>>28577079
How does hugging pony... assuage hunger... buh?

Thistle, decide the course of my morning; Music, vidya, editing, writing, or lurking pony thread. GO

>>28577051
Well the episodes aren't finished and the team has made some edits for fans, so I wouldn't throw out the possibility just yet. I mean even if she's just a background character, she's still in the show. Why throw away a perfectly good model when you can use it and make fans young and old go OMG WAS THAT TRIXIE?

I know if I was working for them I'd do that. Just to have the knowledge that someone watching just shit their pants.

>>28577119
I would throw in Hitler and stuff.

>>28577117
If you hug the pony it will become happy, and you can search for food more efficiently
if you don't hug the pony you can't

>>28577079
I don't think that hugging the pony would help you...
What about water...and food...

Hey guys, what's going on in this thr-
>>28575083
>>28575237
>>28575578
>>28576040
>>28576256
>>28576519
>>28576819

>>28577110
Oh hey, I made that YOU.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSdKmX2BH7o&ob=av2e

>>28577117
Um... Uh... Music while writing and lurking... Then edit and relax with vidya.

>>28577151
okay fine, the pony has food supplies and seeds and everything you need to set up a self-sustaining farm, but is too sad to use them, or allow others to use them

it also buried them somewhere you'd never find them

>>28577160
Eminem is for 16 year old girls and wiggers.

>>28577176
what about 16 year old wiggers?

>>28577187
YOU CAN ONLY HAVE ONE OR THE OTHER