There's already a general, faggot.

Fuck off.

>>28549492

>>28549492
Pony Joe

>>28549517
no there isn't

>>28549492
Twilight. All those years studying magic leads to the same insanity all mages go through. She's harvesting souls to create a phylactery out her element of magic so that she can live forever and forever be the faithful student of Celestia.

>>28549492
Lauren Faust is the final boss of Season 2.

>>28549517
Yes, and this is it.

Ragingsemi, if you are still around I wish to make a request.

Write a fic based off of the caption in this image.

I figure if you're not going to go back into full HFPS mode, we can at least meet half way.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2WKhPxpc0k&feature=feedf
Because I'm bored waiting for my model to arrive.

Apparently bikini-Dash brings all the bronies to the yard.

>>28549578

He is not taking requests and he already say he is not writing grimdark anymore.

Next request thumbnail that needs to be drawn - Fat Pinkie Pie with a bunch of her foals running around.

>>28549609
I'm waiting for my giant Gummy worm to arrive. It should be here soon! IT'S TORTURE!

>>28549578
Who would be the pony in the middle?

I bet it would be Rarity, poor bitch.

>>28549620
But this is grimdark clop.

Like a snuff fic.

>>28549609
Model? Please elaborate.

Fluttershy. The shy and quiet girls are usually the ones that have a skeleton or two in their closet..
Fluttershy probably comes from a different town and tells nobody about her past. She probably has a fucking graveyard in her closet, with bats and shit flying out when you open it.
I wonder what secrets she holds..

>>28549616

Oh u LK!

sorry to the guy that was responding to me last thread, I usually keep it in one thread sooooo... blugh.

fukkin horse diapers

Love and Tolerance

My little Breivik: killing is magic

Gee it sure is crappy weather outside

Dubs gets a quick draw request! Unless it's overly complicated! Go!

>>28549651
Gundam Exia Repair 2 Model.

>>28549660
>mfw the entire plot of "Funny Bones" takes place in Fluttershy's closet

>>28549675
Assuming you're talking about M&Ms, that's quite alright, I had to dash of suddenly and didn't have the 30 seconds flood limit to spare

>>28549688
New England?

>>28549675
Who is best pony, Faceless?

>>28549688
Something not diapers.

Fuck you muffins.

>>28549681

Part 2

>>28549688
What is your request? Why does this keep happening?
>>28549689
I'm jelly.

>>28549688
Pinkie and Twilight holding hooves.

>>28549688
oi Moophins, what happened to drawing Twilight in a thong riding up her crotch?

>>28549717
in my opinion? Mrs Cake.

>>28549714

Nope, Florida

>>28549688
dead pinkie

>>28549688
Dave Strider high-fiving Rainbow Dash

>>28549726
I'm eagerly anxious for its arrival soon. It's been out for delivery since 9 this morning.
WHY IS IT TAKING SO LONG???

>>28549616

>>28549729
How the fuck am I supposed to cut that out? I have no adults around! Perhaps I can just force the doorknob through where the hole is supposed to be.

>>28549688
Photo Finish with Twilight's haircut.

>>28549729

/r/ this AJ in that pic.

>>28549688
Nightmare Moon Slacking off with Celestia annoyed at the multiple chip/moon pie bags lying about

>>28549755
Nice.

>>28549755
Second.

>>28549757
The same thing happened when I ordered my headset!

>>28549681
>>28549725
Go fuck yourself.
Why would you draw something like this?

I think someone requested this the other day.

>>28549757
I KNOW. AND THE DAMN FED EX TRUCK CAME BY AND DELIVERED SOMETHING ELSE! I WANT MY GOD DAMN GUMMY WORM!

>>28549725
>>28549681
Ugh. If this is okay, why not a riot pony? A hoodie, crobar cutie mark and digging in to a bag of tesco rice.

>>28549755
Would it be a violent, horrific death or a peaceful, somber and respectful death?

>>28549843
Undeath - pinkie is a lich.

>>28549830
Mine is being delivered via USPS. Lucky sonofabitch you, getting faster deliveries. But hey, free shipping form this website, though.

so

which OC is most pony? Do you like how they pony pony?

Hello, i am your new sexy namefag. I am a Doctor.

>>28549578
You got it, chief.

>>28549843

>>28549755

Welp.

>>28549743

Actually forgot about that one, got distracted while trying it. I'll give that one a go after this one.

>>28549578
>>28549620
>>28549641

Ha, posted it in the fimchan thread and he took it.

>>28549863
The greatest party of all is the one that comes after death.

>>28549826

Poor sweetie belle, she just want a derpsicle.

>>28549826
Holy fuck I nostalgia'd.

>>28549863
With a Pielactery.

>>28549868
This pony's pretty pony.

requesting that picture of Twilight Sparkle being smashed into a pulp, I may redraw it so it's of a better quality

Time to try again at this 'art' thing. Who do I draw?

>>28549825

I hate people

>>28549826
>The eyes are properly aligned

I fucking see what you did there. And it's hilarious.

>>28549868

That bitch from FO:E, she is a raging lesbian and a killer.

>>28549867
Mine is UPS I think too. The Fed Ex was an unrelated delivery. And Fuck you, mine cost 10 bucks shipping. I spent 40 dollars on a gummy worm. I have no self control.

>>28549916
Godspeed Ross, I know I can count on you.

>>28549887
alllrightyyy.
>>28549923
mrs cake

>>28549923
Hipster Pinkie.

I'll say it again. Not a single pony of the main cast is lesbian.
Especially Rainbow Dash.

>>28549966
I agree with this Anon.

>>28549966
Too bad

>>28549826

Hey LK do you draw that cakesitting pic?

>>28549966
Of course not.
They're all bi

>>28549923
Either this >>28549944
or Twilight Sparkle Riding a giant flying book?

>>28549966
Gummy is a lesbian.

>>28549826
I no words to describe how much I love this

>>28549943
I call bullshit. She could just teleport.

>>28550011
Then whose his better other? Unless his better other is Gummy.

>>28549943

This was probably made for trolling.
I bet it's going to have the exact opposite effect and turn into a Twilight abuse fad if given a chance.

>>28549889
I am going to stay very, very far away from that fic.

RS has a very good track record of disturbing me, I think I empathize too much with characters in fanfiction.

lyraxbonbon is the only lesbian shipping i approve of and they still both enjoy cock.

>>28550011
Because he fucks girls, right?

>>28549826

Hey LK go post your stream stuff on fimchan already

just sayin

>>28549966

I always imagined Rainbow Dash as the super sporty girl that challenges you to every kind of physical activity, running, lifting, etc. Just to lose and get more and more angry.
In the end she can't take it anymore and she challenges you to a game of sex.
Who comes first, loses.
This... is my fetish

>>28550000
Nah, not yet.

>>28550053
Right O

>>28550064
No bars held? do her anally. you're gonna win unless you got a hair trigger.

>>28549943
Is this on ponibooru yet?

>>28550091
yes, stop posting shit on ponibooru you faggot.

>>28550031
We've been over this before, Twilight can't teleport when she's under stress. That's why she didn't just teleport away from the hydra.

>>28549755
>>28549755

Here ya go!

>>28550161
Dammit, muffs. Do something pony this time

>>28550161

Hhahahahahahah good one!

>>28550152
She can do her uncontrolled magical explosion thing, though

>>28550152
>implying she wasn't under stress when fighting NMM
>implying she wasn't under stress when running from stampeding ponies after her tickets.

Lame excuses help nothing. Haven't you ever been in an argument with a Star Wars prequel apologist?

>>28550161

>>28550161
yes...you have done well this day

>>28550161
you motherfuck

what if ponies have super heroes and villains

>>28550161
Bwahahaha. good one.

>>28550161
Dohoho.

>>28550161
Bravo.

>>28550161
Clever!

>>28550161
Bullshit, that's Pinky with a 'y'.

Make the right picture you lazy fuck.

>Buy 20% Cooler t-shirt from Shirt Brony
>Wear it out the first night it's here
>Get pizza sauce on it
>mfw

wat do

>>28550262
Oh, lord. This greentext story just...wow. Have you told ponychan yet?

And then Thistle was here.

>>28550280
>>28550287
coincidence...or OTP????

>>28550271
surprise buttsecks roleplay him with a strap-on spiked dildo.

>>28550280
Where?

make dead Pinkie like dead Bart

>>28549868
Juice's OC, if he were in the show he wouldn't speak and everyone would just glance at him occasionally

Celestia would

>>28550199
Twilight teleportation isn't consistent throughout the series.

>>28550298
Wat.
>>28550311
Here.

>>28550064

>I always imagined Rainbow Dash as the super sporty girl that challenges you to every kind of physical activity, running, lifting, etc. Just to lose and get more and more angry.
In the end she can't take it anymore and she challenges you to a game of sex.
Who comes first, loses.

ALL OF MY BONERS
FUCK YOU MAN NOW I GOT A NEW FANTASY

>>28550327
Oh I see you now.

>>28550254

Close enough brah, it's out of my hands now ;[

>>28550323
Pretty sure she doesn't choose when to teleport, but obviously it works out after direct need or enough pressure, ergo, immense danger. thus, she'd teleport away before the first blow hits her.

>>28550262
>buying a pony shirt
get back to ponychan faggot.

>>28550315

He is like that magic pumpkin in charlie brown.

>>28550329
>My face when I can see it too clearly.

>>28550342
the guy has an anti-magic aura. there, now the picture makes sense.

>>28550342
Then how was she hit by the anvil and piano if she could teleport away the moment she was hit?

>>28550329
Sounds like the selfcest fic "double Rainbow".

>>28550373
and she has an anti-anti-magic-aura aura.

hhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Hey heres that ponychan thread I saw a while ago.
Not every single post is there though.

>>28550383

Oh god link

>>28550373

>make sense

>>28550380
Because she didn't know before it had already hit her, and by then she was already dizzy and confused and hurt.

Stuff falling on top of your head above does not equate to the same sense of awareness as a punch about to be landed in your gut.

>>28550258

Also lol, didn't realize anyone had gone and colored that!

>>28550355

that reminds me, i'll need to ask fluffy for a vector of Saphire Shores

there's not enough art around of her

There's not even a fic where she abuses her carrear as a model to give 'pointers' to Fluttershy, which equates to lesbian pony sex

I mean come on guys

>>28550410
>klodik

>>28550410
thanks

>>28550355

I know man, I know..

>mfw it will never become reality

>>28550383
>>28550329
The one cosmonaut did?

>>28550410
Nicely done, man. Thanks!

>>28549943

Thanks, man.

As for speed, I'm not sure how long this will take. It will require me to resize the image (even larger), and figuring out a new layout for the progression of events as this one is too revealing of what happens at the end when you're scrolling down part 1. Then there's horse anatomy. It's a big undertaking, but something I want to do for some reason. The comic isn't really shocking or offensive as much as it seems somewhat funny from how crude it is.

For the record, this is going to be the guy who beats up Twilight Sparkle. Click the spoiler.

>>28550431
That anvil was no accident...
Bitch be crazy

>>28550410
>my eyes hurt
Could I get a version with the posts?

>>28550438

Oh god, this also remind me, that faggot never finish that fluttershyxcelestia fic.

>>28550373
The real explanation is obviosly that it was drawn by someone who didn't know or care about the show.
And probably didn't realize a multitue of fans would be fapping to his pic.

Saving anyway since my Twilight folder's pretty sparce.

I don't know what is going on.

>>28550438
>Sapphire Shore's voice in any kind of suggestive dialogue...all of my bits.

>eating an orange right now
>i cant stop imagining this is what uncle oranges horse semen tastes like after i just read the aj incest fic

there is no hope for me

http://askpinkaminadianepie.tumblr.com/
The artist is CrookedTrees.
We all knew that already.

>>28550479
Sagat? Seriously? Why?

>>28550414
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1o7Wo4qlWMGJyADdepy28xzoiIK8X-NuUIAVIZmS_C28/edit?hl=en_US

>>28550479
>Sagat

Oh hell yeah.

>>28550519
Slurp and lick at that orange

it's now a pucker.

>>28550380
because those things wouldn't result in her death and she can heal herself whenever. Notice how the injuries vanished as soon as she needed to be able to run

>>28550519

Just do it man.

>>28550479
>>28550479
If you make one with Sagat, make one with Balrog beating Twilight too please.

>>28550532
Holy shit this is going to get posted every single fucking day isn't it.

>>28550480
It was revenge.

>>28550534

Because he's cool as fuck. Of course if you don't want Sagat, I can go with Zangief instead.

Who's it gonna be who kills Twilight folks?

Sagat or Zangief? Vote now!

>>28550483
Ok Hold up.

>>28550519
"Oh god the juice sprayed in my eyes! It kind of stings...!"

Anyways It's fine, bro. You'll recover soon. I had the same thing with an apple a while back...got over it, but couldn't eat an apple for a couple days.

>>28550517
Go on.

>>28550581
Null vote from me.

>>28550581
Yes.

>>28549688

>florida

ONE OF MY PEOPLE

>>28550581
Sagat.

Zangief isn't really a villainous type.

>>28550581
sagat

>>28550581
I was just curious. I'd much rather see Akuma doing it, because Akuma, but, you know, go with whichever.

>>28549943
I imagine this ending with her friends finding her, and Rarity remarking "Talk about getting your beauty sleep!"

>This is now a who will kill twilight thread

>>28550661
That was terrible.

>>28550640

OH GOD AKUMA SHIT I FORGOT

Okay new poll who kills Twilight Sparkle

Sagat or Akuma?

>>28550667

I dunno anon, who would you like to kill Twilight?

>>28550661
Now that's what I call a sticky situation.

>>28550696
Akuma would just sell her Mangos, she's not a fighter.

Sagat isn't evil, so he wouldn't bother.

>>28550667
Nobody. She's the embodiment of Magic, and Magic is eternal
she will die alone at the end of the universe, having seen the stars themselves blink out one by one. Her last words were said a million years prior

>>28550667
Celestia should be the one to kill her.

Get rid of all those fucking annoying Twilestia shippers.

>>28550715
I'm still betting on Twilight turning to Lichdom to escape the grave...

>>28550714
>Sagat isn't evil

But he was evil.

>>28550717
No, and fuck you.

Anyway, I know Akuma wouldn't kill her because she's not a fighter and he only goes after people who challenge him, but if we're going to do this we might as well go the whole hog. I mean, come the fuck on. We've already got Twilight getting killed, who better than Akuma to look imposing while doing it?

>>28550696
>>28550696
Balrog!

Okay, Akuma then

>>28550717
And make way for Shylestia!

hows that replacement of the oc ponies in the balloon from that comic con poster vector coming along?

I refuse to post that version and was waiting for your guy's version that i saw being planned in the last thread

>>28550717

>>28550738
What makes you say that? He's just the best fighter in the world, until Ryu scars him and takes out an eye. And in SF2, he's just part of the tournament, isn't he?

That sounds boring. Let's talk about pony dicks!

>>28550715

She holds the element of magic, she isn't the element of magic. The element existed before her, as it was used by the Princess 1000 years previously. Twilight will wither and die like all other ponies. She will end as a fading memory, held onto only by Celestia.

>>28550760

Oh god yes!

So I checked ponychan's /merch/ board again to see if the guy who was allegedly making Wonderbolts hoodies had made any kind of progress. A few important notes to bear in mind are:

>He's taken $3000 in orders
>He has provided no images of a prototype or a portfolio of previous work
>He initially made the thread (and started taking orders) back in APRIL
>He still has not provided any proof that he is working on anything, saying that his mother died and has subsequently been too busy to get any of the work done
>The only thing he has presented is the old Wonderbolts hoodie sketch that somebody else made back towards the beginning of the year

And they're still riding his dick. I am going to eat my hat if this guy actually ends up delivering because it looks like he scammed the lot of them and is waiting for the time to pass so that people cannot dispute the payment on PayPal.


But that's not what I wanted to show you guys. There's at least several people who think these ugly things are brilliant. Goddamn, if I ever saw somebody wearing these I'd burst into uncontrollable laughter.

>>28550783
That sound even worse. Lets talk about the landscape beyond Equestira. Any speculation on the Gryphon homeland?

>>28550768
They're being used as place-holders until we can figure out who the hell they are.

Godspeed to them because those colors are just AUGH

>>28550778
There's a ton of split canons on the issue. Like, in the Alpha anime, and then the non-Alpha anime, and the movies, and the like. And one of the games, if I recall correctly.
Anyway, Sagat's supposed to be the whole "honourable warrior" archetype, if memory serves me correctly.

>>28550788
Celestia used it 1000 years ago, and where is she now?

Oh yes, alive and well, and hasn't aged a day since then, despite the fact she has indeed aged along her lifetime.

>>28550812
Go on.

>>28550623
Coral Springs here. The weather here is horrible. Just last week I saw a funnel cloud right outside the store I work at. It didn't touch down, thankfully.

So what's worse, the live-action pony play from Canada or this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oOUrfXS6Mk

>>28550483
holy shit this captcha system is not verifying.

>>28550778
Ryu didn't take Sagat's eye. That was Dan's dad (who Sagat then killed for it). Ryu did give him the scar across his chest though.

>>28550812
man, I had high hopes for that. I understand if his mother really did die though my mom died 2 years ago. Shit goes south for a while after that and you can't really do much else even if you wanted to but focus on that.

I hope he really isn't scamming though, otherwise i'll have to unleash the fury upon him, especially after i helped advertise his project

>>28550783
Pony dick tastiness, from sweetest to least:

1. Braeburn
2. Soarin
3. Caramel
4. Hoity Toity
5. Big Mac - least tasty, but oh my fuck is it big.

>>28550287
marker must be fucked

>>28550833
Elves live for a long time, and only age early in their lives for the most part. I mean they still get old, but Alicorns seem to be god-like creatures so rules don't seem to apply normally to them anyways

>>28550862
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oOUrfXS6Mk
That by a long shot...

>>28550817
Their empire has been broken by civil war or some invading force (not pony). What's left is scattered and few in number, which is why Rarity calls them rare.

>>28550768
We already know who it is. It's jesus and Zoidberg it is!

>>28550874
Give him a pat on the back, as it were.

>>28550788
It is called as "Spirit"
Spirits of Harmony, as ep02 states.

>>28550817

>>28550760
I love that ship.

>>28550878

>pony thread simulator

>>28550862
Live actin pony show.
Shit like that gets posted on /a/ all the time.

>>28550915
Is that Moe? That's Moe art, isn't it? God, Moe is so talented.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg-oxLOZBhk
How does this make you feel /co/?

>>28550915
I love MOE's art. Really do.

>>28550887
Cool. I always figured they were just on a different continent altogether. If Gilda's any indication their aggression leads me to believe they're somewhat of a warrior culture?

>>28550954
Better than the Fox report.

>>28550953

Yes, it is Moe. The Great and Powerful Moe, who, unlike Trixie, is actually Great and Powerful at something.

>>28550906
H3Y F4C3L3SS

1S TH1S YOU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWiNiLE_ck8

>>28550954
It's adorable

>>28550865
Awesome, thanks dude!

>>28550812
It looks like dash shit on the wall.

>>28550954
i can totally see everyone who goes to ponychan EqD and RD.net run like that in real life

>>28550954
>Only /b/ bronies
>Running like girls to EqD
>Trollzooka
>Rainbow Dash Humanized with bitching bike
>Circle of Harmony

Saved.

>>28550986
Agreed.

>>28550899
I really wish they were that cockney pony and an alligator cause then there would be art of both of them spitroasting pinkie while gummy watched confused.

>>28550812
lol at anyone who pays through paypal. There are commerical sites for things like this. It is their fault for giving money with no guraentee.

and those shoes are ugly. I liked the first creator's shoes much, much more. Mostly because you had to know MLP to recognize them....and his profits went to charity, probably.

>>28550953

He could be better if he'd actually bother to spend another two hours touching his better pictures. He gets away with backgrounds fine, but look how streaky and muddy the rendering is on the characters. Then it just looks sloppy.

Has anyone here had horse meat? I've always wondered what it tastes like.

Last request is finished.
>I'd really like an a set of lovecraft style cultists devoted to MLP sitting around a laptop on an altar.
What's goin on guys?

>>28550986
in before the X can't art guy

>>28550960
That's just my headcanon, they live in the mountains north of equestria and have to deal with all sorts of mythological mountain shit like goblins and giants and dragons. Aggressive behavior is necessary to survive.

>>28551082
I have but I can't recall what it tastes like

>>28551087
That's a desktop monitor, not a laptop.

You have failed.

Good job, though.

>>28551074
I agree, the streaky style works great for landscapes, but doesn't really hold up on things closer

>>28550954

>troll comes around, only for the Ponyfag to yawn at him and stare at his watch

Pffthahaha.

Are there official pony plushies? If so, do they not suck?

>>28551074
I'm not one for art critique, have very little experience with the construction of art myself, but I do agree that his characters could stand to look less streaky. Is it OK if it's a stylistic decision? I don't know, man, but it keeps me up at night.

>>28551123
Yes, no.

>>28551123
no

>>28551082
Ever had moose?

>Eatafa water
Well said, Captcha.

>>28550954
This might be the most accurate analysis of the fandom and it's from a fucking Taiwanese program that tries to report on shit as inaccurately as possible.

>>28550915

I fucking love Moe. And griffons.

>>28551082
i'd love to try horse meat

>>28551116
Welp, time to an hero.

Thanks.

>>28551145
I've had deer. Is it anything like that?

>>28551059

The Cockney pony is actually there, she is a canon backgrounder from Green Isn't your Color. The other pony in the balloon is another backgrounder, wearing goggles.

>>28551161
>Steak

God damn it. I'm so hungry for meat right now, I could eat a literal horse.

ok the guys who did the comic con poster are going to release a version without the oc ponies in it.

for those who cared

>>28551149
Moe is on my list of "artists who leave me depressed at my inability to draw simply ponies".

>>28551093
Suddenly I am inspired to write a series of documentary style, world building fics that study the various species and cultures that exist outside of Equestria/ponies.

>>28551180
Ugh, me too

>>28551071
We know they went to charity, because he took photos of him going down to Toys R Us, buying a bunch of toys and then donating them.

He still makes shirts and stuff, you know that right?

Is the person who made a pony Jenny here?

>>28551087
requester here. Thanks for taking my request

>>28551180
>>28551200
Can't you eat a physical horse?

>>28550988
Nope.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyZJUfADCLU&feature=related

>>28551204
http://doctorredbird.deviantart.com/

>>28551166
From what I recall, deer, horse and moose aren't too different of taste. I haven't eaten much deer without lots of gravy, though.

>>28551216
I could do that too! But what I meant was, I would eat a real-world horse, not a "pony", as it were.
Fuck marshmallows.

>>28551232
Deer is salt as fuck

>>28551199
YAY! Ineed a link to read your stuff from then. Also, I like to think of the Zebras as a Warlock society. Those with the most occult power are in charge, maybe a council of elders/sages that lead different settlements?

>>28551209
I'M NO TOY KID, YOU STYLE IS MADE BY HASBRO

>>28551216
Yes. Starting with this one.

>>28551180
I know that feel bro. I'm starving, but I need to loose about 7 pounds. Or I'll never be pretty

>>28551199
I've wanted to write about the gryphons dealing with goblin raids and a dragon. It would be written Tolkien style and occasionally switch sides in a way, but it would end up being incredibly wordy and probably boring.

>>28551244
I have a fimfiction account under this name and I use gdocs, but have no index for me gdocs.

Just look up Pagemaster on fimfiction.net.

>>28551148
Well, except for the part where ponychanners successfully ignored trolls. That's about as innaccurate as you can get.

>>28551260
I wish that was why I wasn't eating. I just don't have any food in the house, fuck. I already think you're pretty, anon

>>28551244

The Zebras And Griffons, and every other sapient species on the planet Live in post apocalyptic squalor, as it was all that was left to them when Ponykind, specifically Celestia and Luna, usurped the planet's natural order and seized absolute power over the world.

>>28551161
Horse meat is fucking delicious.
Bless the Italians for showing me the truth!

>>28551271

Spend 5 minutes or so and make a Gdocs page and link all your stuff on one page, it's much easier.

I could really go for a nice, thick, juicy, horse cutlet.

STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD GUYS, PLEASE

>>28551321

>>28551321
Oh man, pony cutlet makes me salivate from its scent.

Just saying.

Guys what's the max resolution for pics?

>>28551332

Problem anon?

U hungry?

>>28551341
>implying we are a single massed hivemind with the exact same reasons and preferences for everything

>>28551161
I couldn't eat horse flesh. They are to much of good pals for me. Somehow it feels wrong, like eating dogs, rabbits or guinea pigs. I already feel bad eating cow and lamb, so gimmie a break.

>>28551341
>January
Remember when new episodes were still airing? I miss those days.

>>28551356
I think it's 4000x4000 but I can't remember.

>>28551260
>dash has severe body image issues.jpg

>>28551269
Just like actual Tolkein then?

If and when I do write these documentary style fics, I should probably include a note at the beginning asking the reader to read the document in the voice of Morgan Freeman, Keith David, Liam Neeson, James Earl Jones or someone else with a fantastic voice. A different voice for each doc.

>>28551356
I dunno, the maximum filesize is 3072 KB though

>>28551341

Haha, i remember this thread!

>>28551373
Ya know, when the threads were "good"

>>28551371
Rabbits are delicious.

>>28551356
On 4chan? Not exactly sure, but size limit is 3.07 MB

Period? There isn't one.

>>28551363
Yes, I hungry.
I can't remember the last time I was this hungry.

>>28551341
Go wear a Guy Fawkes mask in public, channer.

>>28551371
Ever had a hamburger?

>>28551373
I hope to see those days once again

>>28551400

Plenty of people eat rabbit.

>>28551392
No shit Sherlock...

>>28551363
>You'll never have a giant muffin made for you by Pinkie Pie.

>>28551399
Thi sis going to sound pretty odd coming from me, but can we NOT go down that road this thread?

>>28551444

>>28551371
Horses are massive assholes. They're also stupid as fuck. I've eaten dog as well. It wasn't all that good if you ask me.

>>28551400
I tried rabbits once, doesn't taste for me.
I prefer only chicken and cow, so shoot me.

>>28551444
>You'll never be a giant muffin made by Pinkie Pie.

>>28551444

Don't feel bad anon, neither will Derpy. Derpy dreamed that. Derpy knows that in reality, she has no friends, no pony likes her, not even Pinkie Pie.

>>28551371
>guinea pigs

Who the fuck eats those? Also, rabbit is delicious.

You guys ruined this thread for me. Now I have to go search the kitchen for something to satisfy my hunger pangs. Well fucking done.

Are you happy, MLPG? Are you?

>>28551491

>>28551515
All of Peru.

>>28551457
Only for you Nathan

>>28551520
Yes. We want you to be healthy. Starving isn't healthy.

>>28551520
I'd say I'm moderately content, yes.

>>28551511

You are wrong nigga.

What time is it?
It's coloring time!

Join me if you want:

http://www.livestream.com/dooks/

>>28551520
>posted 1 steak picture
>thread derails into food
>remind anons how hungry they are
Yeah, I'm pretty happy

>>28551543
Wooo!

>>28551523

Yep, Peru deep fries guinea pig.

>>28551384
Yep, except it would be like two paragraphs describing what a goblin looks like then another 2 pages describing their society and then it would switch to gryphons and do the exact same thing. At this point it would be a tremendous fiction that hasn't even gotten to any real conflict yet and even then it's only barely MLP related at all.

>>28551511
Maybe Derpy and I aren't too different. I bet we'd make the best of friends.

>>28551542

Derpy has wonderful dreams anon. Ponies like her in them.

>>28551522
Oh, hey Twilight~♪ Wanna help me make some cupcakes?

>>28551520
Actually, I could go for a sandwich right about now.

Weaklings. I must continue to not eat. And try to think of something to cook for dinner that is low calorie, but still tasty.

I might do some stir fry, that's not too high calorie...

>>28551569
They aren't getting my bundle of fur!

>>28551589

You are just mad because everyone love derpy and you have no friends.

>>28551341
Rarity is better as a pony then person.

As a pony, Rarity is adorable yet beautiful with fussy needs. It is considered desirable in MLP.

Now imagine a cute girl with fussy needs. Then they are just a bitch.

Just sayin.

>>28551520
I know the feel bro.
These bastards made me make chicken at 2 30 in the morning.

So guys...
Lets humanize the ponies for a moment shall we?
Now place them in a classical RPG setting.
Got a good mental image? Now answer the following for any of them

How is each character introduced?
What weapon do they use?
Their "Class?"
Their Race (Their pre-humanized species don't count)?
Best and Worst Statistic (going off the standard D&D six)
Their character-specific quest line?
--->The reward for completing that quest?
Best/Hightest Level Abliity?
And name of the game this character would most likely appear in, considering the above?

Okay, here's the plans for what drawings are going into the new layout. I've cut out the redundant drawings and am left with sixteen. Since this could also be arranged into a comic format rather than this wide open mess seen here, the project is already much more feasible.

My next post will show how these sixteen drawings will be arranged into pages.

http://www.livestream.com/dooks/
Get in dooks stream guys

he's colouring the pictuure of spike beating the shit out of owlicious

and then he's going on to celestia hornjob afterwards

>>28551681
Poor Scootaloo...

You're all fucked up in the head.

>>28551651
Derpy, you aren't cold! You cannot help keep the food from spoiling by being in the refrigerator.

>>28551478
Horses are like women. If you don't treat them well or don't give them dignitiy, they'll be assholes to you.

If I had a stable though, I'd only make one for Zebras. They are cool.

>>28551310
https://docs.google.com/document/d/18D1b9znA4_Rs4XM-qQ6hIFY3wqo3TAREdtw8xDrLka8/edit?hl=en_US

>>28551677
She's a bitch as both

>>28551633
I have coconut and cherry cake, Anon. You should have some.

>>28551677
I see past Rarity's pony shell and I only see her as a whining whore.

>>28551690

Applejack is a warrior, with a sword and a shield.

The Griffons were once the masters of the planet. Their king controlled both the sun and the moon, and Griffon civilization held sway for many centuries.

Eventually, something happened which they will no longer discuss, and the Griffon King lost the Regalia of the Heavens in battle. The ponies ended up with it, and used it to seize control of nature itself. The immense power of the regalia was such that no single pony could wield it all at once, so it was split between two ponies, which were rendered immortal and near omnipotent by its power. They rule to this day.

This is still a very sore spot for the griffons.

>>28551713

She is going to eat the food before it spoils.

>>28551754
...more

For some reason the idea of divinity being obtained through some kind of artifact is fascinating.

>>28551786
I like his interpretation better

>>28551691
I found this very upsetting and cannot empathise with your motivation for creating such a thing.

"Dear Diary: Today was a superduper fun day! I had pleeeenty of happy moments with a LOT of people! My stomach is bulging from all the sticky semen filling it up, as well a whooole bags' worth of M&M's! Oh I can just feel it smushing around inside me when I press at my tummywummy with my hoof! Squishie Squish! Hee hee! Good night, Diary!"

>>28551728
>>28551740
Yeah, I know you are right...

But still, she has magic. And hooves.

And it's a lot more ok to like horses under 18 then women.

>>28551822
If you keep this up, you're going to get fat

>>28551817

I didn't create the original, I draw better than that. I'm adapting pretty much the same premise though, since if you're going to draw a guy beating up a pony, it should be done right.

>>28551742

>>28551822
I keep thinking "M&M's" are a euphemism for something else but I have no idea what that could be.

>>28551822
Semen and chocolate is a terrible combination. It tastes too much like meat.

>>28551822

>>28551869
I know that feel bro.

>>28551869
Skittles could be a euphemism for dash's candyvag, but M&Ms is just the sweets. Pinkie likes sweets. A lot.

>>28551869
no it's just a bag of M&M's. check last thread.

>>28551844
>Implying fat Pinkie isn't the BEST Pinkie.

>6am see faceless in thread
>come back 8hrs later he is still here

damn nigger do you have a job

>>28551866

I dont like that, why she will be a paladin? that makes no sense at all.

>>28551914
What about Jesus? I have never been in a thread he wasn't in. I don't even think he sleeps.

>>28551914
It's still summer break.

And now I can't decide if I should do another round of editing and submission for All Dead, All dead or try and get this documentary series up and going...

>>28551976
oh ya i forgot you are from /b/ and you are underage

>>28551921
Rarity would be a fashion paladin. She can already be zealous.

"You either join me [in my fashion choices] or you are against me!"

>>28551980

>another round of editing and submitting

Don't tell me they rejected it again? That sucks bro.

Anyway, it's already done. I'm sure starting on the new piece will be refreshing.

>>28551990
Or in college and lazy

>>28551990
>underage
I was not aware college students were not allowed summer breaks

This mistake must be rectified post-haste

>>28551990
Dude, some college students don't have jobs in the summer. Places don't like to hire college students in the summer, because they know they'll be leaving soon to go back to where they go to school.

>>28551980
But it was good.

>>28552027
No, they haven't. I've just haven't bothered to rework it since the last time yet.

I want to be lazy for a while.

>>28551754
>>28551806

The Regalia of the Heavens is a set of magical items, the most powerful artifacts in existence, which confer on their wearer immortality, immense magical power, and the ability to guide the Celestial bodies. In essence, they transform the wielder into a living god, with all the authority that goes with it. Whomever wears the regalia has defacto control over the entire planet. It takes the form, usually, of a crown and scepter when wielded by bipedal creatures, or a crown and gorget when held by quadrupeds. Once claimed, the regalia can only change hands (or hooves) upon the death of its user, upon which it reverts to a simpler form and awaits the next claimant.

>>28552036
>>28552045
>>28552046
Collegemind

>>28552086
But what about Luna? After her defeat as Nightmare Moon, she appeared to lose her divine form despite the fact that she had not died.

>>28552046
I know that feel

>>28552125
The elements of harmony are weaker individually, but combined are the most powerful form of magic known - there ain't shit they can't do.

>>28552046
>>28552126
Tell them you do college part time, and you would base your fall classes best on the scedule given over the summer.

Or lie and so you don't do college at all, but then decide to do so next term.

Worst they can do is fire you after getting paid for a summer.

What if the ponies were frozen for 1000 years and when they woke up they befriended a drunken robot, a cyclops, a crazy old man, a fat Jamaican, an Asian chick and a lobster and worked for a delivery company?

>>28552125

The divine form comes as the combination of features from all pony types- not simply their size. She never lost her divine form, it simply suffered a series of alterations. Celestia was able to banish Luna because, when you add the power of the Elements of Harmony to the half of the regalia she was wielding, it was more than enough to overpower Nightmare Moon, who only had her half of the regalia to stand against it.

>>28551822
Throw up on me

>>28552222
>watermark

there were no survivors

>>28552222

>Gigant fucking watermark

GODDAMIT NOT AGAIN!

>>28552222
Quads do not lie. Applebloom does have the cutest accent in the show though. "Seelly feelly!"

>>28552235
in 1000 years, humans would still be extinct.

>>28552222
God damnit, why won't people realize that they can just put a fucking signature somewhere in the corner?

>>28552245
I argue that the entire race used to be Alicorn but after they took on the Regalia, it somehow fractured the genetic traits of the race and ponies started being born with only one of the three attributes.

Although I do concede that Luna still appears to have something resembling the Regalia after her defeat.

>>28552286
You're crazy if you think I'm reading all that.

>>28552257
>>28552272
>>28552291

I know, what the hell is wrong with this retards in DA.

>>28551341
>january

Aww yeah.

>>28552291
But then someone might steal it!

>>28551691

isn't it sad that somewhere out there, someone is fapping to this?

>>28551341
The do have some pretty sexy curves.

Especially the CMC.

Would you, /co/?

>>28552377

Would I horribly maim her in some way?

I already have.

>>28552377
If I could get it up, yeah.

>>28552355

>>28552377
>buck
>as in kick
>as in kick her in the face because she's a terrible character

Absolutely.

>mfw i can only fap to ponies now
>i cant get a boner from normal porn

>>28552377

>>28552338
HURF THIS ART IS SO GREAT ITS OTHER PEOPLES CHARACTERS BUT ITS MY CREATION. THE WORLD MUST KNOW I DID IT.

I don't even watermark my fanart or sign my fanart. Its not my characters, its theirs

>>28552355
It's you, isn't it?

>>28552403
>>28552397
Sorry, but we can't be friends anymore.

>>28552403

In the fucking face!

too much ponie for me

>>28552424
You can keep her

this kills the trixie.

>>28552475
That's a doggie. That is no pony.

>>28551691
Be sure to update your progess on fimchan, I am very excited for this project!

>>28552475
Oh god what.
Not matter how much good art I try to find on there, deviantArt keeps finding ways to disappoint me.

>>28552323

And before she turned into nightmare moon at all, which is the key. Both sisters are shown exercising divine powers before they beefed up to their war forms, or whatever you want to call the big versions of themselves.