Don't forget to read a book.

this entire thread will now be in spoiler text

I just showered, and I can't stand the aftertaste of toothpaste during daytime.

>>28541708
Hey Fluffy, how's it goin'?

I think I capped my internet by pirating music.

So in the end were sticking with these two?

>>28541661
>>28541540

>>28541708
Lucky thing I just masturbated to ponies else that might have given me a boner.

Flutterdash is best ship. Dash went as far as to race to "defend Fluttershy's honour."

>>28541708
God fucking damn it, Fluffy, stop posting that vector. My heart can't take it.

>>28541716

>>28541738

>>28541728
Pretty good I guess. Still feeling pretty unmotivated with this comic. How you doin?

>>28541732
RAPE?

>>28541689
OP is right with everything.

>>28541730
What albums did you download?

>>28541748

>>28541732
I will request art of AppleBlood if the opportunity arises. Preferably with AJ making him her obedient bitch

>>28541748

>>28541738

>>28541735
>implying she wouldn't race at the drop of a hat
AJ's hat, because AppleDash is best ship

>>28541738
>>28541748
>>28541760
>>28541772
How you doin'?

>>28541760

>>28541730
Please elaborate.

>>28541772
>>28541760

This seems legit.

>>28541787

>>28541756
I can't complain. though I'm torn between attempting doodling or taking care of 'business'

We're being targeted by the taiwanese, bronies! - http://www.youtube.com/user/NMAWorldEdition#p/u/0/Gg-oxLOZBhk

>>28541779

>>28541778
That was her first race. She did it for Fluttershy. Take your shitty redneck pony elsewhere.

>>28541759

Busdriver
Daft Punk
The Prodigy.

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEIR ALBUMS, they're pretty fucking huge.

>>28541794
how do you even function, with all that business that needs taking care of

>>28541708
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUkpR2Q6Oy8

>>28541799

>>28541730
Who the fuck has a cap on the internet...

In my shitty country I have cable, phone 10Mbits with no cap...for 10 bucks

Applejack x Blueblood is my new OTP

>>28541800
Racing is probably prohibited, she just needed an excuse to fuck the rules
The rules, like the "not sleeping with dirty earth ponies" rule

>>28541806

>>28541813

The curse of being Australian.

>>28541797
>/b/

>>28541815
Ships need at least 1 piece of good art, SOMEONE GET ON IT!

>>28541805
With a very aching and drooping member.

>>28541815
Scandalous. I like it.

>>28541821
How do you enjoy having your guns banned?
It's the only thing I know about Australia. Also nice beaches.

>>28541819

>>28541793

>>28541846
>Twilight wants her too
>And has a spellbook

Look who still exists.

>>28541836
Gooday mate! Ow bout we go out and wrangle us some kangaroos?

>>28541848

>>28541836

Don´t forget that in Australia everything is super sized, extra venomous and tries to kill you.

>>28541803
I hope to god you've heard Justice

>>28541861
The one place in the world you actually NEED guns

>>28541861

The extra fun things come out at night.

>>28541854
>Twilight/Celestia

My favourite pairing. I'm going to have to check more of this out.

>>28541861
even humans.

>>28541841
http://www.mediafire.com/?68u419q3nu1a6qu
I can't remember when someone did this.
Even /r9k/ had it's own soundtrack

>>28541836
All I know about Australia is that everything wants to kill you.
It's the everfree forest without magical shit.
>>28541848

what the fuck is going on in this thread
I should not have to put this much effort into reading about ponies
you guys ruin everything when I'm gone

Dafty, here's a link to all my collected works, it has the mentioned party fic in it, as well as some other stuff that I've done recently;

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1UH5lwG-PeLf81ja0LZAGHf9vqSODDnDnWfN06UMtz8I/edit?hl=en_GB#

>>28541813

Damn, I pay about $50 for cable and 2Mb internet.

No caps, though.

>>28541794
Hmmm...Give me a couple minutes. Gonna try to photoshop that first Mrs Cake picture real quick.

>>28541854
Sexy, sexy molestia.

>>28541856
Oh, Jesus.
>>28541879
Sorry, man.

>>28541879
>A more civilised slumber party
I liked that one, it could have done with a less sudden ending though

>overuse of spoilers is worse than greentext

http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=mlpony
"This large male pony is a pegasus who is ignorant and moral. His coat is white. He has an unusually short, unstyled mane that is blue. His eyes are chalk-white. His mark is four chains. "
The first thing I thought was "Inquisitor pony".

>>28541883
50$ for 2Mb? Wow that sucks...

>>28541863
what

>>28541797
I'm the only one to comment on this?
Fucking what, man.
>troll with a rocket launcher
I don't even know wtf man.

>>28541876
Cool, thanks. Will download it now. Man, I didn't even use 4chan all that regularly back when /r9k/ was around, this shit must be pretty old.

>>28541877

>>28541901

>>28541900
>This stubby-legged male pony is an earth pony who is charmismatic, illogical, and hypocritical. His coat is umber. He has a short mane that is black. His deep-set eyes are scarlet. His mark is a pan.
Hey, I got a french chef

>>28541854
Yay, I thought the bus got 'em or something.

>>28541897
sudden my ass, what do you do after you have ridiculously vigorous lesbian sex after a long hot bath? I'd be out like a light too.

people seem to want a denoument, but I wasn't aiming for romance, just repressed sexual tension. if people actually enjoyed reading my shit i'd write more on the subject, but as is it's a struggle to beg people for critique

>>28541890
is it your fault Faceless is talking unabashedly about wanting to masturbate? because if it is...

>>28541898
unfortunately for Silver Spoon. . .

>>28541898

>>28541900
This elegant female pony is an earth pony who is impractical. Her coat is yellow. She has a mane that is brown, and it reminds you of a puffy dandelion. Her eyes are green. Her mark is a knife and fork. Mine likes to eat.
>>28541924
Oh, I sure hope not!!

My Little Homophobic, Racist, Smart-Shaming Pony

http://msmagazine.com/blog/blog/2010/12/09/my-little-homophobic-racist-smarts-shaming-pony/

These are the lessons My Little Pony teaches girls:

* Magical white ponies are suited for leadership; black ponies are suited to be servants.
* Stop learning! You will overcome any obstacle by resorting to strength in numbers (of friends).
* Girls that wear rainbows are butch.
* You need the government (ideally a monarch invested with supreme ultimate power and a phallic symbol strapped to her forehead) to tell you what to do with your life.

>>28541924
Wow, you don't have RagingSemi's productivity, do you, NTSTS? When did you start writing for the MLPG?

>>28541941

>>28541941
Welcome to 8 months ago.

>Finish cleaning out and organizing folders.
>Had 6 gbs of pictures I've never used. The rest is 3gbs.
What the shit man...
>>28541737
I mean you'd be second on my list but I can't take much more this week as I will be gone soon.

>>28541941
It's already been over 8 months?
Fuck. What happened to all that time.

>>28541941
>hurr
http://msmagazine.com/blog/blog/2010/12/24/my-little-non-homophobic-non-racist-non-smart-shaming-pon
y-a-rebuttal/

>>28541941

Old news, Faust already posted her comments on this.

>>28541963
that article

>>28541900
>This long-legged colt is a unicorn who is logical and manipulative. His coat is cherry red. He has a mane that is gray and white, and it reminds you of a comet's trail. His slitted eyes are sand-colored. His mark is an abacus.


I'm gonna be Luna's adviser. Bitch loves abacuses

>>28541944
I dunno, probably like 3 weeks ago? I took a couple days off last week because I felt like shit, not like that's an excuse. I also haven't done any clop since the rarijack fic. I'm sorry, I'll try to write more.

are we not talking in spoilers anymore? I still think it's cool...

>>28541953
>>28541957
0/10mind

>>28541976
Three weeks? Huh, then you're extremely productive, perhaps even more so than RagingSemi. My mistake.

>>28541944
>>28541976
Oh yeah, that's also not including three or so short-ish fics I published without my trip, one three page request I posted today, and a WIP with RO that I haven't gotten approval to keep working on.

I really can't decide where I should talk a My Little Pony GURPS game. I do it here, no one knows what the fuck GURPS is.

Do it over in /tg/, everyone hates ponies and I'll probably be banned (they still banning ponies on sight over there?)

http://fillydelphia.com/phpbbforum/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=52

>This gangly male pony is a unicorn who is withdrawn, bookish, and hypocritical. His coat is yellow. He has a mane that is green, and it reminds you of a drifting cloud. His almond-shaped eyes are tangerine-colored. His mark is a pile of beans.

>bookish with a pile of beans

Bean Counter? Some kind of pony bookkeeper-accountant?

>Semen

>>28541900
"This muscular female pony is a unicorn who is honest. Her coat is lemon-yellow. She has a long, spiky mane that is brown. Her round eyes are orange. Her mark is a pipe."
Haha.. I'd fix her plumbing but shes probably a husbando beater and tells everyone about it.

>>28542025
cool

>>28542027
Took your time getting here today, Diapersageanon. What's up?

>>28542008
Teach me. It looks like fun.

>>28541941
>You need the government (ideally a monarch invested with supreme ultimate power and a phallic symbol strapped to her forehead) to tell you what to do with your life.

Oh my god this is hilarious.
I refuse to believe anyone could write this kind of stuff straight faced.
She must have been satirical and the joke just flew over everyone's head.

>>28542025
>Chilled marshmallow pony semen

>>28542033
Guess he's really proud of his request.

>>28542045
You should read the other article. The one from the blog with bus in it's name. That shit was hilarious.

>>28541958
>>28541994
Well then, while you're and not gone...

Can you draw Celestia with partially torn wings, trying to desperately craw away from something behind her (make her look back to put accent on it). You can give her a bit scared, defenseless expression, may be tears. Put the broken crown somewhere nearby.

Not really complicated, I'll wait!

>>28542050
*Siiip* "Mmmmm..."

Fluttershy is the girl who claims she doesn't know what she wants so she doesn't have to commit to anything. But she knows what she wants (to be loved dammit) but she can never say it. She just gets passive-aggressive.

Fluttershy is a bitch.

>>28542070
>Shiny Pinkie Pie
Hmm, I just imagined that Pinkie Pie made a mess and got cooking oil all over her.

>>28542064
BUT WHY

>>28542036
Be glad to, but it's a complex tabletop system that has a 300 page rulebook for basic character creation alone.

>>28542082
You'd better help her lick it all off then. She got it alllll over...

Pony Thread Simulator 4.0 coming soon.

Thanks faggots.

>>28541924
I meant that they're probably going to wake up or something at some point
I mean, RariJack is one of my favourite ships, so I'm probably a little biased in favour of making them hug, not just fuck, but still
in either case, it was enjoyable and you should write more stuff

>>28542082
>and got cooking oil all over her.

>>28542088
Okay thanks, I'll look up the book. Is it similar to D&D?

>>28542082
That... doesn't really make it better
she's still going to need somebody to wash it off
pick me, pick me!

>>28542112
In that they're both tabletop roleplaying games, yes.

In almost every other regard: no.

>>28542094
They're gonna include all the dumb post and ignore the actual really creepy stuff again.

>>28542008
Fellow /tg/ goer here.

Most the mods are still enforcing bans for ponies being posted outside of /co/. Whether or not theyd ban you for making a thread about it without posting any pictures of ponies is up in the air.

But somebody really made ponies in GURPS? Sounds interesting. Albeit I'm more of a Pathfinder man myself.

>>28541900
>This large female pony is an earth pony who is flirty. Her coat is orange and black. She has a mane that is blue and gray, and it reminds you of a pile of shredded paper. Her eyes are red. Her mark is a house.
I hate this thing

>>28542133
Or it'll just be Pony Thread Simulator 4.0: Faceless Boogaloo

>>28542133
I hate when that happens.

He gets all the sarcastic posts and completely ignores the real shit.

>>28542090
>>28542131

>>28542084
Because I love her and want to be sad. I want to hug her, virtually.

>>28542132
Should be fun to learn a new game. I don't know anyone who still plays D&D anyway.

>>28542131
"A-E-Ouuch! Your hands are too rough... Uh, uhm... Ooh! Use your tongue!"

>>28541797
That was a FUCKING SUPERB way to start the day.

>>28542138
That TOTALLY sounds like an OC i would rage at.

>>28542172
Hang on, I haven't run the bath yet

>>28542090
SIGH

FINE

YOU KNOW WHAT

FINE.

I'LL MASTURBATE TO PONIES

LOOK

THE DICK IS OUT AND IN HAND

I'M FANTASIZING ABOUT LICKING PINKIE PIE.

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW.

>>28542064
You want Celestia to look like a rape victim?

You are an anon after my own heart.

>>28542172
>not using a high-pressure hose to clean your horses
>in 2011

time for morning pony fap

>>28542184
Make sure you get everywhere, anonymous, or you'll have to do it aaaaall over again~

>>28542196
HNGHNOGGOD

>>28542155
Suuuure thing.

>>28542184
"Very yes! Oooh, let me see let me see!"

>>28542184
DON'T DO IT MAN, IF YOU ORGASM WHILE THINKING OF PONIES YOUR MIND WILL ASSOCIATE THE TWO AND YOU'LL BE FOREVER LOST!!!

>>28542196
>anthro

Oh boy here we go.

>>28542196
this is furry porn. if you save this you are a furfag. deal with it.

>>28542197
>>28542207
>>28542209
Oh god.

>>28542196
>That anatomy

>>28542209
Silence you fool! This is a path he must walk alone.

>>28542211
Nigga, it was expected from the very start

>>28542221

Don't do it anon, there's no fucking turning back if you do.

>>28541797
WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK THAT /b/ IS RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERYTHING THAT CAME TO BE POPULAR ON 4chan?!

>>28542203
>>28542210
>>28542220
>>28542224
Ha ha, look at them pussies whining about pornography

>>28541901

Well, yeah. It´s what happens when ISPs around here treat bandwidth like a precious resource.

>>28542230
>path he must walk alone
>there's at least 20,000 of us on that path with him
Not trying to make up his mind for him, but it's not like it's a lonely road.

>>28542233
Maybe because that's all they hear about?

>>28542230
Why would he want to turn back?

>>28542233
Their reputation precedes them, I suppose.
Also, they're the ones who do stuff off the site, so people hear about them.

>>28542239
>implying I was whining

Hey guys

LK is streaming pony arts

http://www.livestream.com/itsponytime

>>28542249
Yeah. Behind him is a horde of angry wasps, out for blood.

>>28542221
"Go on, stroke it! Ooh there's something transparent coming out from the tip of it!"

>>28542253
I mass replied bro

I'm here to draw you things in MS paint. Requests?

>>28542239
>implying I didn't just make a comment on the anthropomorphic nature of the draw

I thinks it's cool

>>28542253

THIIIIIS IS WHIIIINING

Well this thread is interesting...
Fuck it I'm making Apple Pie see you bastards later

>>28542239
>implying I was complaining about the subject matter, not the hideous execution
Sir, I am insulted.

>>28542270
Well played, real laughter was produced.

>>28542258
And in front of him is a giggling pony, out for something different entirely

MAKE YOUR CHOICE

>>28542269
>>28542280
Ha.

Once again, I tells you I just mass replied

>>28542259
>standing if front of guy who is masturbating to you, just watching
>not letting him actually lick you

pinkie you fucking tease.

>>28542233
Like I said in the last thread, history is written by the majority.
And the majority thinks /b/=4chan

What IS a good reason to like Fluttershy?

>>28542310
The bath is still running. Would you have her forget about it, and let the water overflow everywhere? What would happen to gummy!

>>28542319
BDSM?

>>28542319
Because she is kawaii uguu~ unthreatening moeblob that lonely guys want to hug

Who cares whether other people think /b/ started the fandom

Let the masses flock to /b/ and be dipshits and stay the fuck away from here.

You know who remembers that the fandom started on /co/?

the studio

>>28542330
I hate BDSM.

>>28542319
Purple-yellow contrast is very underutilised in design.
A bit hipster, but a perfectly valid reason.

Oh hi.

ONE MILLION HOURS IN GIMP LATER

>>28542356
HHNNNNNNGG.

>>28542356

inb4 faceless creams his pants.

>>28542356
Excuse me.

Yes, hello? Is this the Emergency hotline? I'm about to have an heartattaHNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGHHHH

>>28542356
And then faceless was never seen again

>>28542192
NOPE.AVI
I want exactly what I mentioned, not your retarded perverted bullshit

>>28542359
Bro I am like 90 percent sure the urethra of a horse doesn't go there.

>>28542351
>>28542359
I laughed then I wtfd all over the kitchen floor.

>>28542351

>purple and yellow
>Fluttershy

Her hair is pink bro

>>28542356
I do love me some mature women.

>>28542388
Pink is just a kind of purple, bro.

>>28542359
Hey guys I drew raindrop plz rate?

>>28542406
Pink is a kind of red and you're not funny.

>>28542376
>>28542375
>>28542369
>>28542365
>>28542356

I love you guys, this made my morning.

>>28542267
Any one?

>>28541689
just got back into the thread after awhile. Need a shave (i got a couple days off hitler stache?) and need to brush my teeth again

>>28542351
FUCK YOU

>>28542424
Pinkie Pie being Pinkie Pie

>>28542424
Rarity fighting Sub-zero

>>Driving home after watching Rise of the Planet of the Apes
>>Listening to Contemporary Jazz
>>approach traffic light
>>3 Koreans in a souped modified Subaru Impreza
>>They are blasting Linkin park music from their car
>>Unable to listen to my music
>>They look at me, acting tough
>>reach for my "Emergency" Music
>>Play Winter Wrap Up as high as possible
>>reach for my aviators
>>look at them and grin
>>They look at me, defeated
>>they drive off
Felt great, man.

>>28542424
Rarity in a top hat.

>>28542310
>>28542324
"Oh you guys, I want him to cum all over me~♥ Then we'll take a nice long bath together..."

>>28542441
You're legit bro

>>28542432
This should be..fun
>>28542439
Can do.
>>28542442
But in the aqua mare picture, she IS wearing one. It's just filled with water.

>>28542441
>They drive off
Maybe because the light turned green?

>>28542441
>dealwithit.wwu

>>28542450
Man, is she going to be dissapointed when she learns about the differences between humans and horses.

>>28542377
Still sounds pretty screwed up... just not as much as the loser you answered to.

And suppose he wasn't right, what did you expect people to think around here after the shit that's posted around? At the very least sounds like fuel for faggots.

>>28542469
Did I miss a story? Fucksticks.

>>28542469
Ha, thanks Dafty, after re-reading it I realize I don't hate it as much as I thought. Gonna go into edit mode later today, expande the dance scene a little, and then cross my fingers as I ship for publication.

>>28542351
>>28542359

OH GOD WHAT? WHAT? HOW COULD THIS BE?

>>28542441
I have to agree with Cease. You're legit, bro.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfJR6sAo0CU&feature=related

Why is this so goddamn adorable.
I'm dying here.

>>28542450
Pinkie, no, It'll get all over your hair if you get too close.

>>28542481
"Oh I know humans don't have as much volume, silly willy. I still want to feel it on me, no matter how much or how little."

>>28542516
Maybe we could make up for that by force of numbers?

>Pinkie Pie Can Help

Goddamn it, NTSTS, you're too fucking good at this.

>>28542488
I don't think you missed it, Klondike request I did like four days ago. do you not have my archive link?

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1UH5lwG-PeLf81ja0LZAGHf9vqSODDnDnWfN06UMtz8I/edit?hl=en_GB#

>>28542515
"...hmmm... If you're going to be that way, I suppose I'll just do... this..."
>rubbing belly up against your crotch

Faceless, you are the master of whyboners.

So why did Spike mount Fluttershy in FPK when they found her in the swamp?

>>28542538
I didn't have it! Thank you!

>>28542529
the best part of that was when FacelessJr read it and started posting the replies ripped straight from the fic, greened out post numbers and all

best feel ever, man.

>>28542544
Is it still a whyboner if you've stopped questioning it?

aight as far as I know I got
OPPP drinking and being awesome, Lyra looking worried for her Lyre (it's behind her), Fluttershy romancing a table (why? should I do this) Luna sending celestia to the...SUNNNNNN, More OPPP, Luna glowy as she raises the sun. Anyone want me to add more requests? Also I may call my sister in to help with these requests (she actually has talent...BUT SHE WILL USE CRAYONS!)

>>28542557
nope.

>>28542539
Faceless, I'm not going to rp back with you because that's just fucking creepy, but...Thank you. Thank you. You perform a valuable service in these threads.

Finished it.
Thanks to the anon who pointed out the posts I missed.

>>28542553
The ending was kind of predictable, but I think that was part of the charm, knowing what was going to happen. Still, I was laughing the entire way through. You pretty much captured the feel of 4chan - autism, butthurt, RP and all.
I almost want to ask for a sequel!

>>28542553
which thread was that? I wanna see

>>28542561
>>28542539
>>28542516
>>28542450
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc&feature=related

>>28542527
>>28542561
I'll just be in my bunk.

>>28542575

>>28542561
Maybe we could get Twilight to work out the optimal positioning so we don't have to take too many turns

>>28542575
You, sir, are a good man.

What is even going on here?!

Last time I get redirected by /v/.

Took ages sorry i've got carried away.

>finito. I'm done for today thanks for keeping Me busy.

>>28542553

Congratulations, you are now a semi-famous fan fiction writer!

I hope you like batshit insane requests, YER GUNNA GET ALOT OF EM.

>>28542561
>>28542601
I'm no going to make it through August am I?

what does it feel like to touch a pony

>>28542617
Thanks for all your hard work, Kitty Tail. Good to have a talented new drawfag on the team.

>>28542616
I don't know.

What IS going on here?

Getting some great lines for the next Ponythread Simulator video. Keep up the creepy as fuck work, guys.

>>28542593
I'm reminded of my post in the simulator everytime i see that

>>28542630
>Talented
Trololo.
I really appreciate this but... hmm I'm far from being good. Thanks.

Also fock this wrinkle it's messing things up.

>>28542601
"Oh I have a few ideas myself... I have a looooong and wiiide tongue, so... two guys' junks will easily fit in my mouth... Oh, oh, we could have one guy underneath me, for my coochie cooter... and I don't have a problem with my puckery-roo being pounded away at either... And I still have my hoofsies open for another two eager guys..."

Oh my god..

I just noticed one of my posts got into Pony Thread Simulator v2.2.

Oh lawdy wat do.

>>28542627
I thought I would, I really did. And then I woke up and was attracted to marshmallow ponies. Just like that.

>>28542637

The usual I guess.

>>28542628

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR, LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR, LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR, LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR, LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR, LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR.

>>28542643
But it's Faceless. It's fucking Faceless. Why waste good video time on Faceless when we all know what to expect from him? Hell, I knew what I was getting into with Faceless before I even started coming to these general threads.

>>28542628
bag of sand

>>28542627
If you've been here for more than a month you're stuck.

C'mon, it'll be fun! I Pinkie Pie promise

>>28542626
Now that you're famous just remember who your first real fan was.

Just remember.

it was, uh...it was me.

>>28542669

>>28542651
>hooves
but pinkie, you can't grip anything with your hooves
have you thought this through, or are we just making it up as we go along? Because I'm sure Lyra has worryingly detailed plans

>>28542656
I was expecting some love and tolerance... but not this kind:

>>28542450
>>28542516
>>28542539
>>28542561
>>28542651

>>28542647
Well, skilled, then. Whichever you prefer. Point is, your art's pretty neat, and I'm hoping you'll stick around.

Maybe you should consider moving Celestia's mouth up a little and/or elongating it? It looks a little bit strange as is.

>>28542654
I was the opener to Pony thread simulator 1.0.

I don't give a fuck.

>>28542630
>new
Dude's from MONTHS ago on Ponychan.

>>28542681

Wrong board blah blah blah ponychan blah faggot blah blah blah.

There.

>>28542671
Fuck off, Mikami, I liked NTSTS before it was cool. Everyone knows I'm his oldest and most dedicated fan.

Apparently i've listened to TUNAK TUNAK TUN for 2 and a half hours, i've been drinking heavily (clearly) god fucking damnit

>>28542681
>implying sexual RP isn't love

And im not seeing a whole lot of tolerance from you, brony.

>>28542691
I don't use ponychan, so I didn't know. Sorry, I guess?

>>28542678
"Who said anything about gripping? There's still kneading, rubbing, circling... And I'm a verrrry flexible pony, you know!"

>>28542681
Welcome to /co/, I am the residential creep and fetishist. nice to meet ya.

Derp, can I get a good reference pic on Lyra and Bon Bon. I seem to be lacking.
Captcha: Reference oloptu
>>28542697
I liked him more!

>>28542681
You came to the right place for love and tolerance, brony! We've got a whole lot of it here, and anypony who wants it can have it! :D

>>28542712

>>28542712

>>28542708
Hm, sounds like you know what you're doing, I'll just let you get on with it, then.

>>28542707
You're excused. But don't do that again!

>>28542708
>I am the residential creep and fetishist
Oh boy, we wish...

>>28542715
Okay that's my que to start spamming gore and CP.

>>28542715
NO. NO. That's cheating! GODDAMN IT! GODDAMN IT. THAT'S CHEATING

YOU JUST BROKE THE RULES. YOU JUST BROKE THE RULES.

>>28542722
>>28542727
Thanks.

>>28542681
Oh, you'll get love here

Lots and lots of love.

>>28542743
>>28542745
Come on now, bronies! Don't we practice what we preach here on /co/? Love and tolerance!

>>28542756
The weird kind of love.

>>28542730
"Everybody in position then!

...Oh, don't mind the cakes, I like a little snack before. helps with the energy."
And thus, /co/ and Pinkie Pie had an orgy that lasted for half a day,whereupon last man standing got to bathe with her and tongue-lather her all over in intimate privacy. -The End.

>>28542575
I'd say upload that to Ponibooru, but that would be blatant trolling.

>>28542762
It's not that weird, everybody does it!

>>28542756
Sorry, but I don't get off to that kind of love myself. I prefer guro and foodplay.

FOR CELESTIA-ALALALALALALLALAH

What does Clint Eastwood think of ponies?

>>28542770
>Faceless skipping the juicy parts
Good to know you're still the same bastard we all know and love.

>>28542772
We should spam Seth so he adds this to the Past Sins images section

>>28542772
do it anyway

>>28542772
FUCKING THIS

>>28542770
I am not disappointed on where my cooking oil Pinkie comment took this thread.

>>28542793
It's only just 3pm anyway

>>28542780
You'll fit right in.

Don't forget to request lots and lots of your fetish

>>28542790

This was Guts' reaction to Past Sins

>>28542803
>GMT master race bro

>>28542803
Er, this was in reply to >>28542790
darn auto-updating

>>28542814
Masturbating furiously?

>>28542787
There's two kinds of men. Men who hate Trixie, and men who dig.

>>28542617
Thank you!

go away pinkie I fapped in like the last hour

>>28542832
but how many men are left in your six shooter?

>>28542835
luke allen, king of bronies
his beatific smile shines upon us, may he live long and prosper

>>28542839
and I didn't get to watch?

/co/ I come in peace. Usually I come to troll but I come in peace this time I swear.
I recently finished recovering from a thread about a show called "My Life" Located here: >>28535182 (The thread's finally dead it seems) And started thinking that, compared to monstrosities like that this show, your show can't be too terrible. So I watched the first two episodes
...well mostly breezed through them, to be honest...
and actually found them enjoyable. I want to apologize for my general asshat attitude towards the show. Plus anything by Faust has to be somewhat decent, at least.

>>28542832

You just gotta ask yourself... Do I hate Trixie?

Well do ya, punk?

>>28542845
>implying first MLP thread scat anon wasn't the visionary and original pony fan

Luke Allen is a poser.

>>28542835

>>28542772
http://www.ponibooru.org/post/view/43113

discuss

>>28542863
Why you needed to draw attention to yourself when you're fucking anon is beyond me.
Either way, congratulations, no one gives a shit, fuck off.

what the fuck is growing out of pinkies back

>>28542871
NO
luke allen is our KING and you would do WELL to RESPECT his MAGNIFICENT, GLORIOUS VISAGE

>>28542827

I think it was something more like this

Drunk pony time?

>>28542871
Whatever happened to prince of equestria

>>28542880
Small bit of radiation caused a mutation. In a few days it becomes a tentacle and good times are ahead.

>>28542575
It's still missing his reaction to Luna...but those threads were not save...

>>28542863
Well, glad you enjoyed it, more people should give it a chance before going on rants about how terrible it is.

So it's pretty much undeniable that the MLP fandom is as bad as the furry fandom, right? We've got oversexualized pictures and fics, "apologists" for those who want the fandom to be seen as legitimate, bestiality overtones, and a genuine failure by the community to enact any kind of shaming on creepier parts of the fandom.

Kudos, friends. I never thought /co/ could produce a worse fandom than Sonic the Hedgehog or Invader Zim, but you have done it. I'm sure your parents are so proud.

>>28542898
His face when masturbating or as a reaction to Past Sins

I actually liked it

>>28542835
Why would this guy go on camera? He must have known what image he'd paint for the fandom. I'm covinced he's some kind of troll.

Can someone color this for me?

>>28542926
"Let's get us the most socially awkward fan we can find, but who can take such a task. Who is willing to go on the news and have pictures taken of himself that will forever echo as the 'face' of a fandom?"

The hell is with all the diapers?!

I can't clop to this!

>>28542932
reported

>>28542924
What is the furry fandom like? Hell, what are the Sonic and Invader Zim fandoms like? I've never interacted with them. Are they really as bad as everyone says?

>>28542926
Take a moment to imagine what kind of a person is ready to publicly humiliate himself and commit, more or less, social suicide.

He is just like the retarded kid from school who didn't ever realize how embarrassing he is.

>>28542962
New fad, it'll go after a while.

>>28542932

>>28542976
I miss Trollestia...

>>28542922
http://arch.413chan.net/co28471387.html#28471992

http://arch.413chan.net/co28472632.html#28474066

http://arch.413chan.net/co28472632.html#28473926

>>28542924
As bad? It's different. We have areas that go deeper in different places. We can't hope to match the sheer depth of the furry fandom simply through size, though.

>>28542973
They were back in 2005-2007. At least. You don't see that much furry drama these days.

But try trolling furries these days and you get called out as a /b/ kid.

i miss futa luna

>>28542924
You must be referring to the cancerous growth that divided from it's original parent and grew to unfathomable size.

AKA ponychan/EqD crowd.

Sp, Klondike, my request in the list?

>>28542973

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sfVx-VESzI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-bnZb_V7zM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnAr9RipdPQ

http://www.youtube.com/user/SapphireTheCatRox

Open these links if you dare.

>>28543004
Ah, cool, thanks. Didn't know that. Why is trolling furries something limited to /b/? Furries are all about anthropomorphic art, right?

I wonder...What if we post the Past Sins review on ponychan...

>>28543005
I don't.

I hated Futa so much.

>>28542962
You like foodplay, eh?

Guess who coaxed Kloudmutt to make those three pictures?

speaking of, it's dinner time for me.

>>28543066
it was

http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/43113

>>28543057
OK. From these I can come to one conclusion - learning fucking hurts. Please kill me.

>>28543078
No I was referring like a thread on ponychan

>>28543043
Actually, the tumor grew from here and bloated into fimchan.

Quick question to the /co/lts here.
This artist...who is it? It looks familiar but I can't place my finger on it.

>>28543057

>RP
>As Shadow

Yep.

>>28543119
pretty sure that's railgunner

>>28543119
Crookedtrees/railgunner.

>>28543119

Looks like Hops/Dovne's work from the style. I highly doubt it's him though.

>>28543076
Yes. Yes I do.

>>28543119
Railgunner.

>>28542575
>i finished past sins

He knows that there are more chapters to be released right?
Will he read them?

>>28543133
Hops is running the mayor blog I think, and he draws pretty strange faces/eyes, it's noticeable on all his work easily.

>>28543152

I see, my mistake then.

>>28543148
Anyone else love imagining what lead up to these scenarios?

>>28543148
Thanks...but dear god that detail makes me want to save it but the content...
>>28543128
>>28543132
Thanks
>>28543133
>>28543152
Who's Hops/Dovne?

>>28543133
I think he's secretly running that Ask Mayor blog. http://askmayormare.tumblr.com/

>>28543058
Back then furry was what everyone used to refer to the sexual minority that viewed being furry as a lifestyle, and not just something to fap to or being interested in. You could say that the CSI episode with the furry "subculture" popularized the concept of all furries being what we today know as otherkin, but like I said, back then it meant the people who thought they were animal souls trapped in human bodies, people taking the animal cartoons too seriously, and overall people who let their fetish determine their personality.

Snacks originally banned all furries because he thought they were all drama whores. Which they usually are. Also there was that great purging one time.

Just how I remember it. I was just a kid back then, so hating furries is more or less traditional for me at this point.

>>28543180
Yup that's him.

>>28543179

Artist that used to post her a while back. He has his own blog now that he posts his work on.

>>28543178
I kinda wanna know wtf happened to POV dude.

>>28543184
I miss snacks so much ;_;

>>28543184
In other words, you hate furries because a pedophillic mod told you to. Classy.

>>28543211
>Shiny Applejack
I just imagin-Nope. Stopping right there.

>>28543148

>>28543222
The only people who claim to miss snacks were never around when he was. He was a terrible person who banned people for no reason, and a huge pedophile.

For whoever asked for this I think I finished.
>BonBon kissing Lyra at the base of her horn, with the latter get overly excited by this

>mfw this thread
You guys. You fucking guys.

After a boring ass night you come out with this.

I love you, dudes.

>>28543233

Yeah he does make them a little shiny doesn't he.

>>28543247
can we still have regular snacks though? like, to eat?

i'm so hungry

>>28543211
What's the URL? I've only seen Hops' work posted on FiMchan.

>>28543247
Yeah but he was my pedophilic asshole.

Knowing that Snacks could ban you whenever he felt like it was a great feel; made you less okay with making shitty posts.

>>28543272

http://dovne.tumblr.com/

>>28543265
>mfw the idea of killing snacks and feeding his corpse to people

>>28543226
Nah. Saying Snacks was responsible for everyone hating furries is a gross understatement to both furries and the internet.

But I think I still have that b& cap where he offers to unb& the guy who posted the CP if he e-mailed it to him. Good times.

>>28543247
Eyup. I don't miss Snacks at all.

>>28543256
I simply must more happy luna! My folder has very few pictures it's terrible.

>>28543282
And would reverse your ban if you emailed child porn to him. He preferred 6 year olds.

>>28543256
>Average MLP general, really nothing to make it noteworthy.

I'll never understand you, tripfag.

>>28543308
>>28543296
>CPmind

To the person who requested pinkie being pinkie.

>>28543320
It was worth it for her right?

>>28543320
is...is she on a cocaine drip?

>>28543320
...
I don't get it.

>>28543308
Yeah, man.
That was some great shit, right there.

>>28543320
Is... Is she dead?

>>28543337
>>28543340
SHE'S DEAD.

>>28543302

>>28543340
The sweets caught up to her
>>28543347
You can't be sure...

>>28543302

>>28543347
Maybe-
Anyone have the mini sadfic with Rainbow Dash and Pinkie...something about diabetes? Laughing wasn't working...

>>28543287
Ity would be a fun prank to play on a party, 'oh, those orderves? yes, they are from only the finest of Snacks.'

>>28543355
it won't stick

one of the many clones she had made of herself to allow her to break the fourth wall all the time will come and replace her

and here's a version for all of us to use when we DAAAAAAAAAAW

>>28543386
>We are Pinkie. We are many.

>>28543379
I loved that fic...
Saved every time it updated by anons


In other news Ponychan is retarded
Comment from review on poniboru
>For some reason Nyx doesn't register as an OC for me. At least, not any more than the other alicorn everyone loves to put into stories that has no cannon personality. Nyx is Nightmare Moon basically.

>That said I think I really like Nyx/Nightmare Moon from Creeping Darkness. I might be biased in regards to Past Sins because of that.

>>28543381
>orderves

captcha:spellesu large

>>28543422
i still think it should be soda or something in her IV
>>28543450
hey come on now
the french language, much like the people, hates you and wants to see you fail
not his fault