>n-no, we're not creepy perverts who oversexualize the show! That's just a stereotype!

Nice image, OP

>>28502101
I assume they aren't ALL that.

>>28502101
I challenge you to find a single show discussed on /co/ that doesn't have people sexualizing it.

>>28502122
Homestuck

Oh wait, that isn't a show.

Damn, so close.

>>28502122

hypocritical faggots status:

told

>>28502101
Shit, guys, I think Anonymous is onto us.

>>28502134

>implying homestuck isn't sexualized even worse than ponies

lol

>walk in bedroom
>see this
>wat do

I'm beginning to like Luna more.
The only reason is you all liking her, forcing me to.

Actually, I don't like her.
Screw you.

>>28502101
Dude, this is 4chan. People need to stop pretending that pony fans are the only people that hypersexualize everything. That's what everyone on this entire website does.

did any of you read that "Macintosh" fanfic? i enjoyed that one

>>28502122

I said oversexualize, not sexualize. Even the other creepy fandoms draw a line somewhere.

>>28502149
"...What did you do with my sheets?"

>>28502101
I never said I didn't.

>>28502149
wonder why the fuck there are marshmallows on my bed

>>28502134
Then what's up with all the porn?

>>28502149
tell her to gtfo. Ponies don't go on my bed or in my room. The fuck?

>>28502153
She's kind of like a background character with how her personality gets developed around here.

>>28502149
"HO SHIT, IS DAT SUM 4CHAN SHEETS?!"
I will then complain because the pillows smell like horse ass.

>>28502149
oh god how did I get here I am not good with doors

>>28502153

Nobody actually likes luna except ponychanners. One of /co/'s earliest, and funniest gimmicks was Sad Luna. We enjoyed tormenting the character.

>>28502149
Brush her all night long.

>>28502149
Ask her what she's doing in my bed, and then ask her if she'd rather be more comfortable

if she says yes I'll tuck her in

>>28502173
Probably renegade pony fans.

One fandom cannot contain all their pent up sexualization.

welp, I'm tired as fuck, going to bed.
thanks OP.

Are there any male kids in the show besides Spike, Snips, and Snails? Any minor background character boys or something? They seem somewhat (albeit understandably) underrepresented.

>>28502179
im waiting for an episode involving the background characters where they arent at all like that the fans created them to be and everyone rages

>>28502167
Bullshit, lines are only drawn on the internet based on how popular the subject is

>>28502167
And where is this line drawn? Because last time I checked, there was an entire fetish based around stuff like this.

>image deleted
fucking destroyed

>>28502168

I changed them for the better

you want me to feel comfortable in there with you right darling?

>>28502186
Oh, that makes sense.
I approve.

>>28502167

Homestuck had the characters in diapers before ponies even started here

try again

>FILE DELETED
>FILE DELETED
>FILE DELETED

WHAT IS HAPPENING?

mad as fuck mods

>>28502222
Why does it smell like a fucking mule vomited in here??

>>28502149
>deleting john joseco pics b/c you think they're not sfw

>>28502222
No, look, you can't just break into somebody's house and change their things. I don't know how it works in Equestria, but we have laws against that sort of thing

>>28502205
No! You can't!

>>28502186
You always hurt the ones you love, Anon.

See Scootabuse.

GUYS

I WANT A GIRLFRIEND WHO LIKES PONIES

HOW DO

Question:

Say you were doing a Psychonauts/MLP crossover. Would Scootaloo work better as Raz (Rainbow Dash as her idol maybe being Coach Oleander) or Applebloom (Applejack playing the role of Raz's father, I suppose)?

>>28502251
You don't do.

>>28502251
Learn how to suck your own dick while wearing lipstick.

>>28502251
How can you NOT find a girlfriend into ponies?

>>28502222
While I admit that the old ones sucked and were due for a washing, you know full well that horses don't sleep in the house and my bed is not big enough for two anyway.

>>28502245
>Accidently all the laws.
Watch out for anvils, humans.

>>28502253

Been done, son.

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>>28502247
My health is declining somehow.
Due to heat and fatigue, I feel like I can't go on much longer. sorry man.

Looks like the mods are having fun

May as well post the most disturbing stuff we can so they can have fun deleting it

>>28502285
I bet she enjoyed doing that for 1000 years in absolute silence and solitude.

>>28502278

>>28502278
Damnit I remember watching someone draw another pony/psychonauts crossover. It NEVER get's posted though.

Something with Gummy and Pinkie.

>>28502314

Right here. Same artist.

>>28502299
It wasnt vile, I click everything.

>>28502299
Sounds like a plan

This is actually a WIP sketch commission from Disco, is this too much futa?

>>28502301

She didn't enjoy doing it at all, because Luna was never on the moon in that form, she was there as Nightmare Moon, and somehow she does not strike me as the dancing type

God Fucking Dammit I'm tired...
Winding down with some drawing.
livestream.com/goggle
Come on in! Working on this again!

I CAN'T SLEEP

NEED PONIES

>>28502342
Trotting on moonshine

>>28502309
>wings in curlers
Welp, that's a new fetish I can never have fulfilled in real life.

Mine countenance when mods thought they could contain all of this hot dripping pony.

Oh hey dudes. What's, um, like going on in this thread and stuff?

>>28502369
Talking about KIDS AND FUN!

>>28502365

I think those are like, wraps to keep her wings tucked in at night.

>>28502388
Whatever they are, they're my new fetish.

>>28502341
Fuck that looks amazing.

well i finally finished listening to this from the earlier thread. was good stuff

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDU8FWJrZEA

>>28502388
They are hair clips.

>>28502369
Ponies doing alcoholic things.

>>28502369

>>28502413

would you cuddle her all night /co/?

>>28502411
Twilight has a lot of experience to catch up on. But blimey, is she trying.

>>28502341
wow
thats cool!

>>28502411
Drunk ponies are best ponies.

>>28502411

>>28502251
>>28502268

I was about to ask that. Almost every female I know loves the show. My girl liked ponies for... well... ever... It's like genetically hardwired into their brains. What they do NOT like are OP's Pics. Don't voice That creepy little fetish you guys have to ANY FEMALE YOU KNOW. 4chan is about anonymity... so... whatever... I don't agree with it, but there's not much I can do, and i don't care to really take that on. Anyways, your question shouldn't be "how do I find a girl into ponies" but rather " how do I find a girl." period. It's not as hard as you think. Also, with these things being like 5 bucks each they make
ABSOLUTELY THE BEST GIFTS FREAKING EVER!!!!! Just keep any creepiness to yourself until well into the relationship and there's a really good chance she'll be into ponies.

>>28502341
IS THAT A TREASURE PLANET HOMAGE

>>28502429

>>28502341
>What planet shall we invade next, cerebrate?

>>28502443
>>28502447

>>28502341
Saved that so freaking hard!!!!

>>28502486

>>28502453
what was OP's pic?

>>28502503
Luna getting it wit' Mac.

>>28502503
It wasn't too bad, but still not entirely appropriate

>>28502411
Can I get some more of Twilight and Celestia fooling around?

Time for a quickfic! I need sleep, so it'll be one post only.

Rules: three words total will be selected from the first two responses, and will appear in the story somewhere. The genre will not rely upon the words chosen, nor will the ponies who appear. HOWEVER! If a picture should be attached to one of the replies, it will be taken into consideration in the storymaking process.

Your move, /co/.

>>28502503
Luna taking advantage of Big Mac.

It wasn't even NSFW.


Mods = Fags

>>28502421
QUIET BUTT FUN

>>28502523
Well, I have this picture form that one...

>>28502528

guacamole toy ducks

>>28502528
giant magical cupcakes

>>28502496

You realise that's not the finished pic right?

She's working on it right now in her stream

>>28502528
You Double Zebra.

>>28502528
Callipygian defenestration.

>>28502535
it wasn't explicit but it was very suggestive.. I think it's even on paheal

>>28502550

>>28502542
>Bottle says everclear.
>Liquid is not everclear.

>>28502570
the one where she's taking off his horse collar?

>>28502599
yup that's the one

>>28502612
what's it about

>>28502612
I haven't read any of your shit and I am already sick of it

>>28502612

LINK THAT SHIT.

Woah, Op's image was deleted. What happened?

>>28502651
I was just talking to someone, and I mentioned that I was on pony threads at 3 AM and that I've lost control of my life.

http://www.mediafire.com/?jgcr83ckrr9r4qr
Pst.
Hey kid, want some eurobeat that isn't out yet?

>>28502679

mods are mad as fuck

as usual

>>28502679
Mods being fags.

>>28502542
Since when is everclear a dark liquor?

>>28502679

>>28502535

>>28502624
<3

>>28502620
>>28502660
the idea is Twilight exploring a set of ruins in the Everfree forest where she encounters monsters, ancient heiroglyphs and all sorts of fucked up shit. I'm just slogging through the first chapter now, will post a link when it's done.

>>28502651

>>28502690
It's like I'm in some back alley with a fraud coke dealer again.

oh wait I'm too smart to.

rage worthy y/n?

>>28502587
maybe it's on an amber bottle to prevent light from entering the bottle and causing a chemical reaction?

>>28502715
Nope.
Last chapter made me feel things for a angry metal asshole.

>>28502624
That was pretty mean... I haven't read any either, but I don't read much of the fics anyone here makes. I usually leave when the threads get too heavy with quickfics and porn. Doesn't mean you should stop though, I'm sure there's someone here that reads the stuff.

>>28502715
Hm... n.

>>28502613
Well at least it wasn't the one Iram did

>>28502715

>Recoloring an original picture to some shitty OC's from some fan fiction

>>28502715
Lets say you come across two ponies

And it's those two ponies

They're cowering and very afraid of you, and if you hug them they will die. But, about three meters to your left is Nyx in the same situation, and hugging her will also cause instant death for the huggee.

Who do you hug?

>>28502761
Can I only choose one?

Nyx.

>>28502761

All of them because OCs are fucking terrible.

>>28502761
All of them.

>>28502761
I get the fuck outta there

Fucking dead ponies

>>28502761
Oh god damnit it's you again

>mods delete op suggestive image
>other thread has visible vag template as OP pic

fuck your shit mods

>>28502761
>Implying I wouldn't get shot to shit the instant I was spotted by those two.
Or fucking ripped in half by the unsees Xynith

>>28502761
Him.

>>28502761

Both,I fucking hate those over rated OC's.

>>28502761
Choosing between an OC from a somewhat decent fic or a horrible OC that contradicts canon from a fanfic that has it's own category of how bad it is...

Decisions Decisions

>>28502761
Oh God not you again.

IT'S THAT TIME ALREADY?!

>>28502682
I don't really want to get into specifics, but I'll just say I can relate.
Nightly.
For a long time now.

>>28502755
>shitty OC's

>>28502804

hes better than general fanfic discussion at any rate

>>28502809
It is already that time already.

>>28502761
What the fuck is a Nyx, anyway?

What does fluttershy do when she's not taking care of baby animals?

>>28502624

Oh, that's charming anon. =/

Link to your fic? I'd give you mine but it's totally a clopfic and I don't even do fanfics anymore so I DUNNO, I BLAME MEGASWEET

>>28502817
Hey, its Bullet Sponge!
Her special talent is getting fucking injured.

hoppip was saying the ponykart development team still has no idea what kind of cart to give to fluttershy

let's fix that.
new topic; make a cart for fluttershy to drive.

>>28502827
A miserable pile of shit fanfiction

>>28502833
She pretends bee.

OC's make me mad

Shipping makes me mad

Everything makes me mad

I get so mad I just have to post bitchy whiney comments with HIGHlarious reaction images about it. It's all I do all day every day.

Can't you nerds just fucking enjoy yourselves for once in your lives

>>28502841
She rides a fucking velociraptor.

welp i couldnt get my shit together, i guess ill have to start making them one by one by day

still ok since its not like theres a hurry

but so many request for one little drawfag just dosent add up

>>28502838
BCS I didn't want to shit up your thread sounding like a creep, but you looked pretty cute during your livestream

>>28502850
>approves

>>28502850

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1GadTfGFvU

>>28502854
>implying this isnt how i enjoy myself.

>>28502833
Big Mac

>>28502827

a Gallente Mothership

>>28502858
i had suggester her riding some kind of animal before, possibly a manticore if it can fit within the size range

twilight drives this

>>28502854

>>28502827

This new OC everyone wants porn of, I have no idea why. It has a bit of a Luna vibe to him/her.

>>28502796
Cant wait to see the fanart of Steelhooves standing as the wave of fucking death surges at him from Canterlot.

>>28502809
Love that pic.
Also finished this for the most part.

>>28502877

>>28502841

It should be a little wagon or something pulled by a sled team of bunnies.

Or something made of leaves and shit.

She would be an extremely lightweight character, fast and good control but fucked if she bumps into someone like Applejack.

>>28502861
I like these

>>28502841
A cloud of butterflies.

The butterflies have go-faster stripes.

Is there an MLP Demon Days album cover? I'm listening to it, and I have a severe need to see that image if such an image exists.

>>28502927
ALL DEM FLITTY TINGS ARE RED SO DEY GO FASTUH!

>>28502932

>>28502895
not a bad idea
>>28502927
also not a bad idea, but that would be pretty nightmarish to animate unless hoppip wants ot get fancy with some swarming AI code

Sup faggots, is it pony time?

We nee a good pony comic to fap too... SOME ONE PRESENT IT!

>>28502941
Shit, it's always pony time you waste of oxygen.

>>28502941
no

>>28502938
Oh.
Lame.

>>28502941
probably

>>28502957

>no

>>28502952
It's a bit raunchy.

>>28502973
just kidding

IT'S ALWAYS PONY TIME MOTHERFUCKER!

PRESENT IT PLEASE!

It is totally pony time

>>28502712
Oh well, you missed the fun.

>>28502976
Fuck I was expecting pinkie pie

>>28502987
>>28502989
Pillow pony time.

Okay I lied. One more WIP. I didn't expect to keep working on it tonight but I did anyway. Now I'm sleepy.

I think Caramel is mostly done.

oh wow
i don't actually hate this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOS4huQWa9M

is there something wrong with me?

>>28502941

No, didn't you hear? Equestria fell to the neighboring human kingdom and the ponies were all enslaved. The show has been renamed to My Little Expendable Labor Force: Captive Breeding Is Magic

>>28503009
>Just now finding out about this

That's what average_pony_fan.jpg is! How did you not know?!

>>28503010

kinda got some duck face going on there

>>28503030

Dude, I know, I was the one who originally posted that picture without the text, I just like reminding people.

I want some MLP love.. if you know what I mean ,:)

>>28503032
I'll work on Mac's face later but is Caramel looking alright?

I'm trying to angle the snouts downward a bit more rather than just having them sticking straight out like a dog.

>three words, plus picture influence
>>28502547 guacamole toy ducks
>>28502548 giant magical cupcakes
>Bonus: you double zebra callipygian defenestration (Celestia looking cutely at you)

You rush into the classroom, pulling your books from your saddlebags. Just as you do, the chime of a single bell rings aetherially through the unspace betwixt.

Amethyst glances at you as you take your place next to her. "What happened?" she asks, glancing up at your mane.

"Not now," you whisper urgently, your ears blushing furiously.

Her Majesty walks into the room. "Theory and practice, my little ponies. Linguomancy: Are ducks funny because of their name, or are they called ducks because of their inherent goofiness?" She gazes around the room, and catches your eyes.

You gulp. "The cycle is redundant?"

The Princess nods once, curtly. Then she begins her lecture; her horn glows. Magical illusions are displayed, giant birds waddling above the lecture stage. Your quill is a blur as the notes take up two, now three scrolls. Referent, denotation, the significance paradox.

Amethyst sighs softly. You glance over, follow her gaze, then stand a bit straighter. You consider it an impropriety that she should be watching the royal rump quite so closely.

>>28503056
Exactly.

>>28503065
Oh okay

>>28502940

Yeah I was gonna suggest clouds of butterflies but I also realized how horrible that would be to animate.

Of course simple wheeled vehicles would always be easiest. If I were designing it it would look something like this I guess.

(I am a horrible artist)

>>28503056

Hell yeah I do.

>>28502715
That picture of Pip and Homage in bed makes me HHHNNNGGG harder than any other picture

>>28503012
>Competent editing

>>28503090
Confound this sleep deprivation, it drives me to link the wrong posts.
>>28503055

>>28503065

Caramel's is better off than Mac's defnitely but still looking sorta bill-ish. I think its the fact his lower jaw is simply non existent for some reason. It should be there, filling out the end of the muzzle

>>28503078
you got some?

>>28503119

>>28503108

I'm looking forward to Dirtiest Song That Ain't and Cathouse Tragedy.

>>28503109
Gotcha. More jaw. This is all very helpful, so thanks for pointing it out. I do want to make ponies, not ducks.

>>28503097
>>28502841
can this game be like cro magnon rally?
i like nostalgia trips

>>28503097
but what's powering it? fluttershy is too green for locomotion!

>>28503132
That needs a small piano or keyboard shooped in there

STAT

>>28503106
is...is that was that is?
i see it so rarely now
i forgot what it was like

>>28503136

No problem, and keep drawing, only way to improve. We need more dude ponies anyway

>>28503149

>>28503143

I dunno man. Bunny abortion blood or something.

I finally did it....
I'm finally free...I finished past sins.

No more rage...no more butchering of characters...

You know I just realized something. Past Sins is a thing of beauty...It makes you appreciate everything else so much more...


Now it's time to celebrate with grilled pork

>>28502269

>>28503163
>reading all of that literary trite

>>28503163
exactly how bad was it, how un-cute was nyx by virtue of nyx's cuteness being so forced

>>28503163
>I finished past sins.
How

>>28503163
>I'm finally free
>read "I'm finally a tree"

>>28503159
>I hate ponies
>I have pony images on my hard drive

>>28503184
You mad man.

>>28503163
It's been a pleasure following your journey these last couple of days. What's your overall verdict? I want an in depth review ASAP

>>28503097
Fluttercart? Its shape should be reminiscent of a butterfly, yet it should also have big honkin' tailpipes out the back.

Quickie jaw alteration.

And I'll give Mac the same treatment when I come to him.

>>28503159
just accept it

>>28503184

insidious are they not?

>>28503177

I'd like to read a few fics, but almost everything comes in fucking chapters. I heard dangerous business was good but I really don't want to sit through 20 chapters like I forced myself with fucking FO:E.

hi /co/, long time no see, anyway, got a new ponybeat preview out for y'all, enjoy.

http://youtu.be/rn2Bu5BGwho

>>28503197

looking much better, may want to extend or square it a tiny bit more but you definitely got a handle on Caramel's

>>28503184

>I hate computers
>I'm using a computer right now

>>28503194
He did it chapter-by-chapter? Dammit I missed most of them today. What time was he on today posting the blow by blow?

>>28503068
Quick question, /co/. Was "you" colt or stallion while reading?

>>28502841
IMPLYYYING IT WOULDN'T BE SOMETHING LIKE THESE

>>28503208
I read the whole thing Jetifre wrote, I gotta say, it turned out pretty damned fun to read. If theres anything anyone should recommend, its that, despite its length.

>>28503218
Get off of my technology board

>>28503236
I really enjoyed Jetfire's fic as well, and that's despite being jelly the entire time I was reading it. He's a very talented writer, and it was a great self-contained piece.

>Gore
You could always give my Pinkie fic a shot, it seems kind of up your alley.

>>28503208
I just finished reading One Last Quest. The story is complete.
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/07/story-one-last-quest.html

It's a heck of a fanfic, turning Equestria into a fleshed-out adventure setting with tribes, factions, and racists, yet staying almost within the show's feel.

>>28503068
There is a certain irony to showing my appreciation for this piece of wordsmithery with a picture captioned in Impact, but I embrace it wholeheartedly.

>>28503230
fuck the tree one actually made me jizz..should i try draw..

no i wont

>>28503261

The one where Dash yells at her? I've already read that.

>>28503230
someone suggested a tree for her, but would she really cut down a tree to drive around in?

>>28503293
nope.jpg
One I just wrote, about Pinkie dealing with her darker subconscious in her own head.
If you're in the mood for reading, i'd appreciate your input, plus I don't think it's a half bad story.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Y5GG4_V14JQMUW1glu2CM0MKWpeycDsDBWAVj1kVavw/edit?hl=en_GB#

>>28503296
shes more an animal person

>>28503296
She drives around in a giant flower pot with a tree in it.

Except that wouldn't be very aeryodynamic, balanced, or in any way practical.

>>28503230
Give Fluttershy's kart an antenna ball topper that is a fake Parasprite.

>>28503296

Dude, she's never been a raging environmentalist in the show. She just has an affinity for animals. She lives in a house made of wood and has wooden furniture. Also she's driving a motor vehicle.

>>28503296
No.
That would be mean to the tree

>>28503296

Also the carbon would probably be bad for the environment.

>>28503273
The tone of the piece comes from the many dreams I've had about rushing to class in high-school, trying to mesh my schedule with the 9am clock-in time at my work, and inevitably I've got to skip one to attend the other.

>>28503227
Colt. Not sure why.

>>28503334
biodiesel from algae

>>28503334
>>28503331
>>28503296

When the fuck did Fluttershy turn into a tree-hugging hippie?

When's the last time you guys watched the show?

>>28503330
that's actually a very good point

>>28503352
"I'd like to be a tree" = ALL TREES ARE MY FRIENDS AND I WILL CHAIN MYSELF TO THE EVERFREE FOREST TREES SO YOU WON'T HARM MY FRIENDS.

apparently.

>>28503352
Does she kick a tree at the end of Applebuck Season? Yeah, I am tired. Dunno why I thought that.

>>28503352
>implying she isnt

>>28502841
If they're going the whole "car" route and not just things that look like they'd actually exist in the pony universe, maybe something like a cutesy-ized VW Type 1 would work. Like it'll have teeny-tiny wheels and a giant cab with a tiny engine bay and boot and a buncha bright and colourful flower stickers plastered all over it.

>>28503374
>implying she didn't mean she wanted to be a tree and then cut down and turned into a go-cart for a racing game.

>>28503374

Huh, I guess you have a point, but still CARBON.

Alright /co/, I'm sorry for this wall of text but I just can't decide and I'm getting grump..
Which one of these comics should I do next?
And if you don't give a shit, it would still mean something if you could pick one at random.
Pretty please and much thanks in advance..
Optional: If any sound like a shit idea that I shouldn't do.

>1. A Special Gift - Twilight is making brownies for Fluttershy's birthday without using magic so it means that much more.
>2. Unexpected Surprise - Twilight gets called to Canterlot on an important duty only for it to be Celestia surprising her with something.
>3. Apple Bloom's comic - Dead parents or something and Applejack proves to be the best idol. It goes along with the Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo ones.
>4. Pony Space - The ending to Dead Space 2 but with ponies. If you pick this one, pick another one too.
>5. Silly Celestia 2 - That rapefridge. Don't have anything written, though. So this one might take longer.

>>28503374
She'd like to be a tree because then animals would live in her.

Right now they can only go in for a little while.

>>28503378
we're probably doing that for rarity, but keeping consistent scaling is going to be a little weird.

>>28503387
>>28503389

You guys need to confirm and justify just about anything, huh? It's a racing kart game, not Canon Jeopardy for crying out loud.

>>28503375
I think all she did was fly away with a bucket of apples.

>>28503393
Option4

>>28503393
>Celestia surprising her with something

Like what?

Wait, don't tell me, its way better in my head.

>>28503393
4 and 5

>not having a tree as your waifu
I SERIOUSLY

>>28503393

1 sounds cute. 2 sounds boring. I don't like crossovers that much. I don't know what 5 means.

>>28503393
I would say...the first one

>>28503393
>rapefridge
wat

I'm tempted to say this one just because I have no idea what it entails, but...

I vote for the Apple family one unless you're still getting serious writer's block over it - completing the CMC comic cycle sounds like an outstanding idea.


Failing that...
>brownies
This one 'cuz it made me d'aww.

>>28503211
I like it.

>>28503393
2.

and 4 perhaps.

>>28503405

CARBON.

Besides, it would be more funny if it were somewhat accurate to the characters.

>>28503403
Rarity should be in a sedan chair. Or a rickshaw pulled by Spike.

>>28503403
>Rarity
>VW Bug
>Not something which looks like it was ripped straight outta The Great Gatsby
wuuuut

>>28503435
They only have natural stuff in equestria, no carbon, ding, there fucking problem solved now go shove an opened bottle of vodka up your ass.

>>28503438
>rickshaw pulled by spike
oh god

>>28503400

Whatever the kart designs end up being, they should be go-karts, not cars. The character itself should be exposed and visible at all times.

>>28503445
no no, rarity gets a mini version of this

>>28503453

Why are you even mad? Just wondering.

>>28503430
I actually haven't liked any Super Ponybeat. Am I alone?

>>28503453

My goodness, are we in a bad mood tonight, Faceless?

>>28503211
I just realized how similar Bestest Friend and Singing Telegram are.

Also, very nice remix.

>>28503194
Verdict? Horrible fucking horrible.
The story is an overall mess. All the characters are nowhere near like the ones in the show. The biggest offenders are without a doubt Twilight and Rarity.
Everything that made Rarity unique in the show, that made her stand apart from the generic fashionista character is gone. Twilight is even worse. She disregards her friends, her mentor for Nyx.
In the story Nyx banishes Celestia to the sun and Luna to the moon and Twilight's reaction?
>I got to go to Nyx to say that I'm sorry I let Celestia take her to see if she is truly evil.
No mourning for Celestia no nothing she evens tell her that she still loves her.
Not to mention that each character is completely retarded and suffers from short term memory loss.
In one chapter the mane cast with Trixie tries to use the Elements and two chapters later Pinkie is
>"Oh silly queenie Nyxie I'm here to give you a invitation to Twist's birthday"

But the most annoying thing is without a doubt how forced Nyx is. Every character acts like retards forgetting everything they loved just for her.
>find cute filly eldritch abomination in forest
>Fuck my friends who were so eager to help me till now fuck my mentor who has taken care of me, and whom I never ever questioned before she is cute and now I'm her mother.

Also so many things make no goddamn sense and are there just so Nyx can be integrated in the story.

Finally it takes all the more famous jokes from the show and just abuses them.
The biggest example is the tree one Pinkie ask Nyx to transform Fluttershy in a tree and she dose that
>how was it to be a tree fluttershy?
>it was.............Nice

And this is ignoring the below average writing.

>>28503472
>>28503476
10 47 am and I woke up not long ago, coupled with gasughsnbvvjkgs I don't even fucking know anymore.

>>28503472
no one in these threads is safe from my hate aura.
you know that tickling in the back of your mind, that little voice saying how much stuff sucks, how much you want to destroy it?
give in

>>28503316

>>28503374
Fluttershy would like to be a tree. Then Applejack would bury her neck-deep in rich, earthy soil that smells of peat.

The orange workhorse would then pick up a gardening pot in her mouth, and gently sprinkle Fluttershy's head. As it drips down her face, Fluttershy closes her eyes and basks in the contrast of the warm sunlight and the cool water.

...

And now I'd like to be a tree too.

Good night.

>>28503480
>Banishes Celestia to the sun and Luna to the moon.
Holy shit.
And people are comparing this thing to Fo:E?
Seriously?
fullretarded.jpg and all?

>>28503480
yesss, the hate is delicious. We require more!

>>28503499
where did you learn to art

>>28503461
She should be holding a parasol and looking bored and fabulous. Occasionally she should gesture to Spike in a vague direction. Other times she should inspect her pony-pedi.

>>28503518
The master Hussie apparently

>>28503488

Here, have some pony.

>Watching rise of the planet of the apes
>the main character's dad is revealed
>"oh you thought i'd forget!"
>"today's a big day!"
>"you have that test today right?"
oh god damnit ;_;

>>28503488
>gasughsnbvvjkgs
Oh my, sounds serious.

>>28503284
>>28503230
THERE MY VERSION I WAS NOT GONNA DO DIS
BUT I DID IT ANYWAY

I made a fully done design of Lyra's, anything I should improve on?

So one or two.. Well alright then. Thanks guys.

>>28503421
>>28503427
Rapefridge is related to the first comic I did.

>Its coming.

>>28503552
>fluttershy having a bruiser class cart
i can totally see this

>>28503566

Maybe make it so I know what I'm looking at.

>>28503566
Stroller?

>>28503568
Ohshit, that was you?
>one of favorite saved pony comics
I should have figured
>dat on model
Yeah, I second my request for more of that then, despite the throngs vying for numbers 1/2.

>>28503480
Basically: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBV3mdKKO8M

Blue Team: Past Sins
Red Team: MLP Canon
Demoman: Author’s inside look behind her art
Sentry: Twilight’s character
Sandman’s Baseballs: Nyx
Heavy: Acceptable writing style
Bonk! Atomic Punch: Morons who think this is good
Engineer: Rarity’s character

?

>>28503506
Oh don't get me even started on the fights.
They don't even make sense.
So they fight using swords.
Anyway during the fight NMM fires some bolts of magic to Celestia and she isn't even fazed by them.
You know how Celestia is defeated?
NMM swings her sword too hard and shatters Celestia's.
I kid you not by shattering her sword NMM defeated Celestia.
Her Telekinesis was overload when the sword was shattered and she was knocked off her feat.
She even has a few chances to fight back after this but she just sits there letting herself banished.

And Luna?
I swear to god that the fic says that she was defeated exactly the same.

>>28503568
i vote for whatever is a continuation of that. i vote times on million

>>28503546
>that Flowers For Algernon scene toward the end

>>28503591

Oh god this shit is hilarious.

>>28503591
>overextended metaphor parrot eyes you wearily

>>28503480
>banishes Celestia to the sun and Luna to the moon

I hope that was where the story ended, because Nightmare Moon had won and everybody died. Because that's completely retarded. Even in their bastardised misunderstanding of canon, nightmare moon DID NOT HAVE THAT POWER AT ALL GOD DAMNIT

>>28503572
well she should make up for it

its like one moment shes all cute and kind

but then you just HAVE to love her

>>28503653
>implying you know the depths of my bastardization of canon.

Okay, after a bit of modifying, I managed to do a finished design of Bonbons car. I think it would be a good addition.

>>28503597
That's starting to become a general pet peeve of mine. We haven't seen much pony combat, but what we have seen wasn't just human combat transplanted onto ponies. There's no REASON for them to have swords at all, why would they even have been created? Same with transplanting guns and shit in. Have some imagination, guys, there's so many different ways these ponies could fight, don't just make them fight like people.

Same with swearing - they have their own swear words, don't push ours in.

>>28503597
Wait, NMM re-appears, or you meant Nyx? Because fucking hell NMM IS LUNA and Nyx cannot be NMM without possessing Luna.

>>28503688
That's horseshit

>>28503665
Well their justification is a misunderstanding of when Faust said NMM was as a result of evil magic, but even allowing that, NMM did not have that sort of power. There is absolutely no justification for giving it to Nyx.

>>28503688
that's something i'll need to keep in mind for my thing

actually

any suggestions in believable-yet-effective ways for ponies to fight? aside from just bucking?

>>28503717
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7w0Q-JS9RME&feature=player_detailpage#t=109s

>>28503688

ive never jumped to this sort of thing but i would like to just imagine the human weapons where forged in the past, same how ponys use bits as currency but no one ever explains WHY they need money in the first place

>>28503597
And you know who she gets to Celestia?
Ok so here's what happens. Celestia goes into hiding in the castle in case NMM comes back.
You know where she hides? IN THE THRONE ROOM!

Any way the castle is on maximum alert with the mages in the library ready to rise magical barriers in case of an attack.

So NMM splints in a few dozen guards, enrole herself in the academy and it just happens that The guards are so desperate that they take recruits to fight a eldritch horror.

And then NMM puts everyone to sleep.


>>28503653
They adress this in the fic. Hell even Celestia says that she should be weeker now That she hasn't got a host like Luna.
Their response?
Ah the one who resurrected her increased her powers exponential with the magic of the Everfree Forest.

>>28503701
In the fic NMM is Luna's hatred that was removed from her by the elements trapped in the remains of the Armor.

>>28503717
Magic

Dance Fights

>>28503717
oh and i was thinking about dash doing some awesome wing-assisted body slams or head butts, because that's awesome

>>28503597
>All that shit.
I must thank you, for allowing me a warning before I thought of reading this thing.
My rage would have manifested once I willed my own dark heart out of my withered core to punish the lands it fell on with eternal blight.

How well do you think each of the mane six would suck dick?

Which male character would suck the best cock?

>>28503717
Head-butting
Biting
Front hoovers
Magic

Actual horses don't ready use their rear legs to fight. They can't aim high enough to hit the head.

>>28503717
They've used projectiles very effectively in the show, and the royal guard's wings appear to be very, very sharp. Unicorns have even more flexibility, everything from just throwing magical energy at something, to hitting it telekinetically, to throwing things at it.

Individual pegasi could also do bombing runs, or make use of local weather, and teams of pegasi can create weather and REALLY fuck shit up

>>28503751
>Actual horses don't ready use their rear legs to fight. They can't aim high enough to hit the head.
That's what you think.

>>28503725
>>28503653
>>28503597
>>28503480

i hope someone is screencapping all this
to commemorate this brave anon

>>28503756
GIGA TORNADO STORM CLOUD DRILL BREAKER

>>28503766
>That video
Well shut my mouth

>>28503725
>Ah the one who resurrected her increased her powers exponential with the magic of the Everfree Forest.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>28503775
Our mares are constantly kicking Jack when he tries to play grab-ass with them.

>>28503706

>people genuinely discussing the worst fanfiction that has been written to date (yes including all the fetish bullshit)
>ponychan idiots actually like it and request art of this fucking horrible kingdom hearts tier OC from FUCKING RAILGUNNER

Genuinely considering suicide here. Only thing keeping me going is PonyKart and Fighting is Magic. Barely even care about Season 2 anymore, all it will be is more fuel on the blazing fucking wildfire of retardation that is this fandom. Anything good about it will instantly be sucked into the black hole of ponychan and regurgitated a billion times until it resembles a pile of chicken shit on the floor.

It's fucking amazing how uniformly this shit happens. First you get the retard fans, then you get the OCs, then you get the shipping, then you get one horrible OC (Nyx) or ship (Pinkie/Dash) that everyone fucking latches onto and decides to put into fucking everything they create from that point forward like it's an actual canon thing that deserves any merit or consideration at all. (See: Becky the Hedgehog)

Yes I'm fucking mad.

>>28503768
The only rage I feel about this is the fat that the fucking fic is neck and neck with a fic that is fucking...good.
Fo;E would be a fucking scary FPS if you think about it.
Sure you get, 5 companions, but super mutants are fucking hiveminded to how you killed them and have a shield that takes a crazy amount of firepower to get past. Deathclaws are intelligent, have societies, can use weapons, and can rip thought that shield. Two big bads that would make any protagonist say "Fuck it!" enough puns to choke a rarity.

>PonyKart and Fighting is Magic
>>28503801

this is what im still here for and still kicking

>>28503801
Don't kill yourself. Kill the ones responsible.


Start with Seth.

>>28503801
Why is asking Railgunner to draw Nyx a big deal? Hell, having her dicked by some anonymous male would probably do a lot to piss Ponychanners off.

>>28503801
if it makes you feel any better
i'm specifically tailoring my story to not be rage worthy
which is why i'm paying lots of attention to past sins hate, every bit of data is additional pitfalls to avoid or improve on

>>28503826
Fanfiction is never good.

Especially when they're crossovers with shitty characters.

>>28503801
>Becky the Hedgehog

I ain't even a Sonic fan and I mad

>Okay in the lates chapter Twilight says that she hated Nyx and that she was a mistake. And that she is a monster because she banished her mentor and goes on a rant before trying to attack NMM.

Is this possible? Twilight in character acting smart?

>She is mind controlled by Nexus so she can make NMM become completely evil again and stop acting like a Bigger Nyx
...

>>28503845
And yet we have /co/ of all people the
>Fanfiction
of all boards, fucking bitching about which one is best.

>>28503847

Oh, you think YOU'RE mad? Sonic was my fucking childhood. The first video game I ever had. He was my childhood hero, my superman.

They fucking took that away from me and now they're taking the ponies too. The same fucking people. In the exact same way.

Crank me up to 11, bro.

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>>28503861

What the fuck is all this shit.

Who wrote this fucking fan fiction?

I will kill them, I swear.

>>28503880
Don't try to understand it, just create some delicious Nyxabuse.

>>28503861
who is nexus

>>28503895
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

>all this nyx hate
>baby ape in rise of the planet of the apes
it's amazing how one character is disgustingly forced cute and the other is just genuinely adorable.

>>28503877
You should blow up the next brony meetup near you.

Just leave a backpack full of explosives under a table or something.

>>28503918
>in a yellow van

>>28503895
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nexus_%28professional_wrestling%29

Nexus dude.

>>28503891
Shut up, that's your answer to everything.

>>28503926
yeah sure that makes about as much sense as anything else in that fic

>>28503918
>>28503924
...And this is why I cannot drive a Ryder van...

>>28503938
you know what, fuck it, it really should be the answer to everything

>>28503861

>HMM OKAY I HAVE TO COME UP WITH SOME NAMES FOR THESE ORIGINAL CHARACTERS FOR MY KAWAII FAN FICTION
>WELL THEY'RE SUPER DARK AND EDGY AND THEY HAVE MYSTERIOUS DARK PASTS THAT ARE REALLY BROODING SO THEY NEED REALLY DARK SOUNDING NAMES
>I WILL CALL THEM NYX AND NEXUS, YES THIS IS PERFECT. NYX IS A GOOD NAME FOR A MY LITTLE PONY AND THIS FITS PERFECTLY IN WITH THE OTHER CHARACTERS AND DOESN'T LOOK OR SOUND FUCKING RETARDED AT ALL.
>AND NEXUS. IT SOUNDS JUST LIKE MY FAVORITE POKEMON MOVE. BUT DARKER AND EDGIER. LIKE THAT ONE CHARACTER FROM MY FAVORITE ONLINE GAME NEOPETS

>>28503952
You got a problem with Neopets, bro?

>>28503952
You are making that fallout fic sound so much better.

>>28503952
this makes my character names sound far better
they're unassuming

>>28503924
>>28503944

I need to get this off my chest because it is driving me crazy.

I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THESE GOD DAMN PONIES

YES

SEX

I WANT TO SLEEP WITH A 4 LEGGED CARTOON ANIMAL WITH HOOVES

AND BIG ANIME EYES

Alright I feel better now. Sorry about that /co/.

>>28503801

Well, I for one am keeping alive in this fanbase because of the non-autistic fanart and the amazing projects and shit, and to be honest, a lot of people in these threads are somewhat nice, yet the rest of the fanbase, not so much. I think dwelling on ships and trying to force them to be canon is silly, my favorite pairing is Lyra and Bonbon, I like the fan fiction mainly written by NTSTS and the art/comics ect, but it should remain within the fandom, honestly, how the fuck do you put lesbians into a childrens show? So don't let the large majority of the fanbase shoot you down, there are still people who are somewhat wise with their spare time, my friend.

>>28503891

Why would anyone even acknowledge that this character exists? Why is it even in my fucking bank of knowledge? Why did this shitty fanfiction even get a single reader?

What the fuck is going on?

>>28503972
Oh god dammit.

>>28503952
Nyx is the greek goddess of the night, the name is by FAR the best thing about her

>>28503952

Gentlemen, Past Sins the abridged version, courtesy of /co/

>>28503983
you sick fuck
me too, I don't even know why
damnit pinkie

>>28503880
Oh and after that she is sent to be hanged.

NMM saves her.
Anyway here's the best part, I swear to god I am not making this up.

So the way she was mind controll was that the Nexus dude sent some black smoke from his mouth that went into Twilight and transformed into a magical tumor on her brain!

Wait I'm not finishe

NMM removes said tumor by...I kid you not
sending her swirly mane down Twilight's throath and searching for it in her.


Oh and after that there is this wonderful piece

>“But... but I stabbed you! W-why w-would I stab you? H-how did I stab you? I... I don’t even know how I cast that spell!” Twilight began to panic, breathing becoming rushed. Nightmare Moon, however, drew Twilight back into the embrace of her wings, hugging the unicorn as tightly as possible, as if fearing she would be ripped away at any moment.

>I’m so sorry, Nyx. I... I would never... never in a million years want to hurt you.”

>Nightmare Moon nodded, a few tears escaping her eyes and running down her cheek.

Remember NMM banished Celestia

By this time I needed a break with Voltair Wierd Al Blind Guardian and Andrew W.K. to calm down

>>28504003
I have to admit, my jimmies were rustled.

>>28504010

...Ok, who's willing to take one for the team and assassinate the writer responsible for this fic?

>>28503984

>how the fuck do you put lesbians into a childrens show?
>childrens show

This is the only reason why I still have hope in season 2, since 99% of the bullshit fanon is adult content little of it will make it to the show.

>>28504010
As a fan of Twilight Sparkle, hearing what this man has done to her makes me sad. I have seen rapefics where she more in character than this.

>>28504010
HAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
AND PONYCHAN LOVES THIS SHIT
HOLY SHIT
I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THEM FOR THIS

Alright.. So after collecting everyone's opinion, I've gathered that Past Sins is basically a fanfiction written by someone who knows nothing of the concept of good writing, but is rather just doing whatever the fuck comes to mind to catch the eye of the average "omg this iz so deeeep" faggot out there. The story is flawed out the ass, characters are stupid, literally. They didn't capture the canon characters at all. It's just some generic, poorly written story that every hipster casual autism loves.

Would this be correct?

>>28504036
yes

>>28504036
That is also what I gathered.

>>28504036
There's a word for stories like that.

Fanfiction.