I just brushed and shaved this morning because I had work...!

... you caught me on shower thing. But I'm one of those people who showers after work. That's the kind of job it is.

>Shave
What do you think I am, some kind of female?

>>28500339

>religion horseshit

DID I JUST HEAR SOME HERESY? LOYAL ACOLYTE?

so what music you kiddies listening too tonight?

>>28500339

But it's 2:15 AM here. I need to go to bed. I'll shave and shower in the morning.

I whole-heartedly support this discussion of miniaturized equines.

>>28500387
Even a manly beard needs to be maintained.

>>28500339
scuh-rreeew

youuuuu

wwould you a wwizard

Which of the main 6 is most concerned about hygiene?

Least?

>>28500387
>princess sparkle

the fuck kind of ponies is this guy watching?

I CAN DISCUSS RELIGION IF I DAMN WELL PLEASE

But fuck that noise.

>>28500410
Then you should have said trim.

>>28500420
Rarity and Applejack.

There was an entire episode on the subject.

>>28500420
most
rarity

>>28500072
>Prove your identity, sir.
And how am I supposed to do that?

>>28500432
go away

Godzilla has arrived in Equestria. How does Celestia respond to this threat?

>>28500435
When I have my beard grown, I shave my neck because letting the beard creep down like that is disgusting.

>>28500448

Write a rape story in the next 5 minutes.

GOGOGO.

>>28500402
BUS THREAD FUCK YEAH

... I just wanna sleep just go away I'll do it later....

>That feel when you rub freshly shaved legs together

>>28500415
shoo, back to HSG with you

>>28500459
no u

>>28500480
GET YOUR ASS UP CELESTIA

>>28500466
Same here. Neckbeards don't look good on anyone.

>>28500339
What about Equestria's religology?
Like the backstory to the goddesses - What is it?...

Also, who drew these?

>>28500411
Isn't it amazing how we both made posts that contained "ponies and pony accessories" at the exact same time?

>>28500480
Just because you raise the Sun every morning, doesn't mean you have to be happy to see it.

>>28500488
Don't knock shaving your legs until you've done it. It feels great.

>>28500491

Yeah, Celestia. Get that ass up.

Meanwhile in FlockDraw

>>28500488
Are you a swimmer or something?

>>28500506
Thirded.
Facial hair is for the face.

>>28500423
It's his OC.

Faceless, I saw your ass on that shittier thread. Come here and be my bro and help me write tonight.

>>28500518
Until the hair starts growing back.

>>28500402
>>28500344
Well alright.. It is a new thread after all.
But I'm not in the best of moods, so I apologize in advance if I disappear.

>>28500506
See? Even you need to shave!

>>28500476
how about just an excerpt

A knock on the door gave the studious young mare a start, and she stood for a long moment just staring across the darkened library. Stars glinted in the deep dark sky and blackness swelled outside the windows. She made no noise, dared not move. Her imagination was running away with her. What if she were to open the door and find a gang of Royal Guards, of those powerful white stallions now come for her? Could she be next? Could she resist them, even with her magic? Or would they take her, as they'd taken her friends? Her mind raced, horrible images filled her head. She saw herself bent over her desk, mounted rudely by one of the oversized stallions. She imagined being pinned beneath the barrel-chested males, struggling weakly. She envisioned the indignities and lewd depravity she might suffer, all in the flash of a few seconds. She found herself in a cold sweat. She swallowed deeply, nervously, and tried not to make a sound. She just stared at the door, wondering if perhaps she'd only imagined it. Her heart pounded in her ears.

>>28500520
this thread is now about celestia's ass

>>28500488
wwoah man
there is no rule against mingling

>>28500545
Dash would willingly worship that ass day and night

>>28500539
That's why you do it often.

>>28500508
/r/ing more/artist.

>>28500559
Jesus confirmed for pussy
I just rip the hair out of the folicles hen its time to remove them from my neck.

>>28500488
>>28500518
I shaved my legs for 5 years, worst decision of my life, now I'm just riddled with a billion ingrown hairs. Besides, stubble feels awful. More like
>that feel when you rub bunny-down soft fluffy legs together
That's the shit.

>>28500518
but... I do

>>28500539
That's when ya shave again

>>28500524
Nope, just enjoy having shaved legs

>>28500567
ERIDAN! GET THE FUCK OUT!

>>28500538
fineeeeee.

>Shaves at work with a disposable.
>With sink water.
Fuck yea, now I feel like a million dollars, fuck you customers!

>>28500577
Last I have of them.

>>28500578
I use a lighter. It smells bad but the results are flawless.

>>28500545
Daw. Always here to shoot the shit if you wanna vent your rage.

>ponies
I LIEK PONI

THIS SONG
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDU8FWJrZEA#t=34m36s
SOMEONE PONY THIS SONG
AND I DON'T EVEN LIKE PMVs

>>28500570
It is a pretty impressive ass. Especially since Celestia is the only body type like that we've seen so far

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>>28500432
>my name in there
no sir

>>28500584
but i just wwant to be lovved

Hah. I love these faces.

No dragon's roar in Equestria can compare to this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMQNTQ8Uyow&feature=related

Fuck we need giant monster battles in the show. or more large Mythical creatures.

>>28500599
dude i use a lighter to brush my teeth

>>28500620
I'll backhand-slap you to tomorrow if you keep up calling us bronies.

>>28500612
if
you
fucking
TOUCH
KING CRIMSON

I WILL KILL YOU

>>28500634
You can steal part of my name to replace dino mans!

>>28500588
Like a boss.

>>28500653
>Not using a lighter to manscape.
>In 2011
Gets all them women all over your crotch, attempting to determine the smell.

>>28500657
which game?

>>28500596
>>28500577
>>28500508
It was suggested a few threads ago that their names are Cosmos and Galaxia.
Is this now official?
I'd really like to ask the artist - Any help?

>>28500693
>suggested
>actually 'made up' by AJ
I guess we could use those names, if we want...

>>28500637
you will never have all your quadrants filled

>>28500612
heh i remember that thread. that was a good one

>>28500714
Unless you count the dead one.

>>28500657
y u so mad tho?

>>28500611
I like it when ponies wear items when they don't normally wear anything and I also like it when the ponies that usually wear things are naked.

>what is wrong with me.wav

>>28500693
But where did they come from?

A prime mover only shifts the argument. If every complex structure needs and architect, then this prime mover must be even more complex than anything he created. Who made your architect? Where does he come from? What is he made of?

>>28500666
is it wrong that this will be the first time I listen to king crimson satan anon

>>28500714
level with me. is homestuck work reading? i tried to start but it was boring as shit. im told it gets interesting as hell later on. how later on is that?

>>28500666
hey, it wouldn't be some shitty ass pmv. or at least i pray it would not
please don't

>>28500752
yes

>>28500752
you like prog rock? those fuckers invented it

>>28500339
Guys don't forget to clean up your damn room

>>28500770
Just don't do it.

At all.

>>28500752
Yes. Get In The Court of the Crimson King, Red, Starless and Bible Black, and Epitaph RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

>>28500788
I was their original singer. They kicked me out and stole all my songs. Jerks.

>>28500620
Is that the same guy that said he'd ban people if they'd join any other MLP groups?

>>28500612
44 minutes? what the fuck seriously

>>28500760
no
nonononononononno

no

>>28500801
SHUT UP, YOUR NOT MY MOM!

oh shit yo

>>28500820
It's the entire album you god damn blind mother fucker.

>>28500744

There's nothing wrong with you Fluffy

>>28500760
it's really slow at the start, but it picks up later. Read up too WV: ascend, if you don't like it by then, you probably won't like it much. It's worth it IMHO. but that's just me

>>28500804
ahh, just started the first album. Sounds pretty good so far

>>28500564
No, I don't like it, and I still think you're fake.

>>28500820
well it's the whole album

>>28500838
nigga I can't read what the fuck is wrong with you

>old thread reaches image limit
>time to start in this thread

Twilight Sparkle = atheist
Spike = agnostic
Fluttershy = Taoist
Rainbow Dash = Buddhist
Applejack = southern Baptist
Rarity = Catholic
Pinkie Pie = formerly Amish Mennonite, now ???
Zecora = shamanism

>inb4 omgwtf fundamentalist propaganda and hatred

>>28500760
I'm at the part where you met that girl with the changing shirt, i don't find it exciting, or funny.

Am i missing something?

>>28500820
That's the whole album. I know some songs that are much longer. Dopesmoker by Sleep is an hour and 3 minutes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOpidgBVa5s

>>28500861
HOW YOU ABLE TO READ THIS THEN HUH?
KEEP CHILLY FREE WILLIES

>>28500804

>crimson king

Who is this fucking pretender?

In the Court of the Crimson King is one of the greatest albums of all time

>>28500846
>don't fap

>>28500801
I'll work on that later. Right now my focus is on getting all of us to stop being filthy so they can actually go out in public and not make us look bad.

>>28500862
>inb4 no one giving a shit

Oh wait..

>>28500876
gjs gsdfjklfgjkl fhj

>>28500861
That makes 2 of us.

>>28500865
just read it some more. If you get confused, don't worry. It will all be explained later

>>28500846

>Braeburn
>no retarded outfit

bueno

>>28500884
It's okay.

I prefer GG to KC though.

>>28500865
part 1 is the slowest,
it's like episode 1 and 2 for the ponies, it drives a lotta people off
>>28500821
bluh bluh bluh
>>28500760
yes
flashes galore soon

>>28500906
>>28500886

Posting it again for anyone who was interested, and because fuck you I worked hard on this;

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Y5GG4_V14JQMUW1glu2CM0MKWpeycDsDBWAVj1kVavw/edit?hl=en_GB#
Grimdarkish fic where Pinkie Pie confronts the darker side of her personality inside her own head.

>>28500714
all the bitches dig wwizards

>>28500897
Posting anything mentioning religion on 4chan is like throwing an incendiary grenade into the reactor of a nuclear powerplant.

>>28500745
I think it's time we work out the incredible mythos of the early Equestrian world.
I figure it's quite greekesque in nature...

>>28500949
>Nothing happens

Nuclear science.

>>28500949
It's just stupid in pony threads because everyone obviously worships Celestia anyway

>>28500846
Dammit Braeburn, why are you naked?

>>28500937
I can't read.

>>28500973
Yea, but people get upset anyway.

>>28500973
>/sci/ on /co/

these are the people who find it plausible that gamma radiation would turn someone into the hulk.

>>28500744
Errybody naked!

>>28500989
Yeah, we know. You'd just complain that it didn't have enough ancient fire-dragons or something.

Seriously, everytime I read your name. Now I keep thinking about Freya. AIR GUITAR

>>28500545
>no wavy flowing hair
Not even standing? ;_;

I don't see what everybody's problem is. It was a fairly decent debate.

>>28500943
NO THEY FUCKING DON'T! STOP BEING A FUCKING CREEPY BUCKET FILLING FUCKER AND GET OF THIS WEBSITE!

>>28500949
>like throwing an incendiary grenade into the reactor of a nuclear powerplant.
you mean, you're killed almost immediately by the hard radiation of the core? and cannot actually "open" the core while it's running without a huge steam explosion? which is contained by the containment dome?

i don't follow
you're much better off throwing a grenade into an oil refinery, whole place goes up

>>28500801
why does Rainbow Dash need a room

i mean she sleeps outside every time we see her

>>28500973
>nuclear meltdown as containment is breached

Ever heard of Chernobyl? That's what will happen. Canterlot will become Canterbyl. Ponies will mutate. Stalkers will rise. Ponyville will be on the edge of THE ZONE.

>>28501011
she cuts it short for aerodynamic...ness

>King Crimson
>In a Pony thread

... some of you have great musical taste.

But seriously, >>28500666 .

>>28501027
I know you're trolling but you almost got me.

Okay, last WIP update + whoring myself for the night.

http://sbshouseofpancakes.deviantart.com/

How do the legs look? I think I'm about ready to call them done.

>>28501012
That shit belongs elsewhere. MLP General is for ponies.


PONIES, not Homestuck. You have your own general.

>>28500853
Think whatever you like, luckily for me I have absolutely no reputation worth defending.

>>28500744
I don't find that terribly bad.

>ITT: Celestia's ass, Unrelated music discussion, religion discussion

At least Celestia's ass pertains to the show.

>>28501029
Hey buddy, you like Gentle Giant?

>>28501009
It is damn hard to keep my attention.
>>28501001
Dammit, I chortled.

>>28501018
aw shit someone brought up the ocean

>>28501017
>implying oil refineries don't have all sorts of self-sealing safety features to contain small explosions.

Stop trying to look smart, Dinofag. You're not. You never will be.

>>28501027
i think the worst part is that people like you are the majority, and hold office in many places

makes me sad

>>28500943
no they don't bro

>>28501047
Finish the rest of your series you bastard.

It was the only fanfic I found worth reading.

>>28501029
We discussed our favorite Doom/stoner metal bands last night. Twas a damn good thread.

>>28501051
Not that guy but i like gentle giant and king crimson

>>28501027
Kindly fuck off and die in an iron fire

>>28501083
Awesome.

>>28501064
Like shuffling your wool sock covered feet in a fireworks factory.

>>28501060
Got into these guys from last night's thread. Shit is awesome.

>>28501064
if there's one thing i god damn know
it's nuclear engineering.

but i'm not well versed on oil refinery construction no. i'm just going by number of accidents

>>28501087
>implying Stalker: Call of Canterbyl is a bad idea

>>28501041
>that feel when you like someone's art but feel awkward for encouraging homosex

>>28501051

Damn right, I do.

>>28501027
someone should write a fanfic about a nuclear meltdown in equestria

>>28501105
>implying you know nuclear engineering

>>28501096
That's a little bit better. Fireworks manufactures go through lengths to minimze chance of static electricity.

>>28501110
>>28501083
Pony fans confirmed for best fandom.

Why does most everyone get so buttflustered here?

>>28501107
I'll do something straight next time.

>>28501113
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Discussion! How would the ponies run a nuclear powerplant?

>>28501130
NO WE DON'T SHUT UP, ADMINISTRATOR.

>>28501113
i'd write it but it'd probably sail over more than a few heads
>>28501120
the global kneejerk reaction to fukushima was sickening. the media coverage was even worse.

>>28501107
I never have that feel any more.

I used to get weirded out by fapping to shit done by contributors that I regularly conversed with in these threads, but I don't feel that way anymore.

>>28501140
Very carefully.

>>28501140
with unicorn magic

>>28501140
Poorly. They can't even get trains right.

>>28501113
Uh...
Yes, an Equestria covered in horrible radiation!
There will be raiders and shit!
Such an original idea!

>>28501027

Chernobyl only became Chernobyl because of its retarded facility design

>>28501148
Not you Jesus you're always like that.

>>28501148

No deal, pumpkin.

>>28501140
very well actually. telekinesis would remove a lot of headaches

oh shit

a pony who's special talent is refining uranium? shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

I crawl the furry porn sites so you don't have to.

>>28501174
>>28501174
Fuck you, we dont argue about everything, and if you say otherwise that makes u a faget

>>28501153
yeah the japan thing really pushed nuclear tech back. i was hoping for a thorium reactor sometime in the near future

>>28501184
>a pony who's special talent is refining uranium
A muslim terrorist pony?

>>28501106
Not when you use Chernobyl like some hilarious incident that only thing to remember about it is that it brought forth a video game series.
Ya sick fuck.

>>28501184
that would be an interesting cutie mark

>>28501105
If there were an explosion within a nuclear reactor it's entire feasible it could damage various mechanisms that control the control rods, subsequently resulting in a meltdown. TMI was caused by a valve being stuck open, for crying out loud.

So, no, you really don't know anything about nuclear engineering either.

>>28501196
DRAWFAGS, GET ON THIS
RIGHT HERE
RIGHT NAH

>>28501173
among many
many
many many
many
other things
hey guys lets SCRAM the reactor in a horribly unstable steam pressure state yay

>>28501193
>mentioning LFTR
MAH NIGGAH

JESUS! I USED YOUR NYX PICTURE AS REFERENCE! IT CAME OUT SO GOOD!

>implying you have to care about hygene if you're a MLP fan

>>28501192
>oh my bad

>>28501205
In 10 years, there will be game about 9/11.

You will play as a firefighter or a terrorist.

>>28501226
WHOA. It makes me NOT want to punch it!

>>28501140

They wouldn't. They would attempt to run something of an analogue based on magic, which when activated, would cause a horrible and unforseen consequences when it detonates. Raw magical energy would surge outward, tearing at the very fabric of reality.

Now you know the real reason Celestia and Luna have to raise the sun and moon, why nature is completely broken in Equestria, and what caused all the crazy monsters to appear.

>>28501154
Honestly I get more weirded out by fapping to shit I've requested by contributors.

I keep thinking "I made this happen to this pony"

Apple Bloom is cute.

>>28501243
Shoulda used a terrorist pic, Cotton got his shins gunned off by a bunch of japs

Still,
No one gives a shit

>>28501251
Oh I could never do that.

It just feels so wrong. Especially with the shit Ive requested.

>>28501154
What's some of the weirder stuff that you fapped to?

>>28501231
You do on /co/. Take your nasty ass over to Ponychan if you want to be a filthy neckbeard.

>>28501243
>>28501243
>>28501243

It better have multiplayer.

>>28501226
THATS CLEARLY NOT WHAT NYX LOOKS LIKE

I AM DISAPPOINT

There. I may have missed a few spots. Tell me if I did please.

>>28501260
Indeed.

>>28501187
Of course the down side to this job is the Berry Punch tentacle rape.

>>28501243
I would play the shit out of that. ESPECIALLY the multiplayer.

why would they need a nuclear power plant in the first place?

they have magic!

>>28501260
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE BRINGING PONIES INTO THIS THREAD?

>>28501260
She has her moments, but isn't the cutest.

>>28501219
i'll admit, if you mess up the control rod architecture such that they're stuck in a relaxed state, you are incredibly fucked. the only problem is that that is very very difficult.

also you're trivializing TMI, it was a series of things, a decent bit being human error (and improper maintenance procedures). the stuck valve is just one of them

>>28501243
>That gauntlet stairs level as a fire fighter.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>28501243
OOH THERE'S A VERSUS MODE! WHERE ONE SIDE IS THE TERRORISTS, AND THE OTHER SIDE IS FIGHTER JETS!

>Modern Warfare 6

Would any of you happen to have a nice side view of Pinkie's western dress?

I know I'm going to be raging after this one.. But I neeeeeeeeeeeed it!

>>28501294
I drew OPPP in flockdraw

LOOK

Also you should go there and draw sometimes, its fun

>>28501311

>>28501307

leftovers from the previous inhabitants of the world. The ponies are just curious about how it works

>>28501311
Leth you post so many shrugs

>>28501312
So how much damage could I do if I took some rad-x, put on a space suit and went to town in a reactor with a hammer?

>>28501300
hey look
it mustvve beem that time me and equius fucked that pony

>>28501336
this is now a shrug thread

>>28501243
I don't know. I'm still waiting for a good Vietnam game where you play as the Viet Cong.

>>28501347
Are you the pink ones or the blue ones?

>>28501330
Kinda like the pyramids

>>28501336
What can I say?

I like 'em.

>>28501347
"Equius and I"

>>28501355

You want a virtual napalm immolation simulator?

>>28501339
you'd chip the secondary containment a little, probably bust a pipe or two (if you're very very lucky) before automatic shutdown and cooling initiated. so mostly just disappointment

>>28501355
I want a goddamn civil war game where you play as the south or and American Revolution game.

>>28501353
Well why the fuck not?

>>28501330
>>28501330
>>28501330
>>28501330

GUYS
GUYS
I GOT IT
WHAT IF
EQUESTRIA IS WHAT'S LEFT OF OUR WORLD AFTER AN ACCIDENT WITH THE LHC
IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE

SOMEONE DRAW A PONY VERSION OF THE HADRON COLLIDER

this thread about guys fuckin horses?

>>28501370
Nah, a shoot some fat lazy Yank cowards simulator

>>28501370
Sitting in a Tree for Days on End: The Game

>>28501353
Sure, why not.

>>28501362

Yes! Like the pyramids, but more creepy and urban explorery!


Also, no matter how far in the future all this stuff would go down, the pyramids would still be there. The ponies should go marvel at them.

>>28501378
Same here. You've got to make that shot count if it takes you 30 seconds to reload.

>>28501294
Yes I am please. Everytime I tried coloring it, I was disgusted but this looks good thankee leth

>>28501392

>>28501375
Damn. What if I shot the guy who does whatever job that Homer Simpson does?

>>28501392

>>28501392
Who am I? I don't know,

>>28501397
>the pyramids will still be there
>implying the marble facing hasn't been removed exposing the much softer sandstone to erosion and weathering.

>>28501383
My little collider!
My little collider!

>>28501421
YOU KNOW I FUCKING DO.

>>28501431
That's Jack Spicer.

>>28501408
If you want a different background color or something, let me know.

Or I can post it without the background and you can add your own.

I can't ever think of good ones.

>>28500545
Are there any more Nightmare Moon versions of ponies? This is the only one I have.

>>28501436
ah ah aahh aaaahhhh....

>>28501415

>>28501378

>>28501347
D --> You said you wouldn't tell anyone we did that

>>28501399
D --> Highb100d, you forgot a w in what

>>28501388

You realize the vietcong was essentially squashed into paste and was unable to do anything until the withdraw of US forces right? The NVA had it even worse. If you want to play as either, it would be a bunch of waiting, then spontaneously catching on fire. Or waiting until you could storm Saigon so that you only had to face RSV troops.

>>28501451
Plus a few new ones that I have laying around somewhere..

>>28501383
no

>>28501419
you mean the entire staff of the plant, simultaneously so they couldn't initiate any kind of shutdown procedure?
the reactor would probably run pretty smoothly for a while until a minor fluctuation made the automatic shutdown procedures initiate

reactors are incredibly difficult to fuck up

>>28501355
One of the best things about Battlefield Vietnam was playing as bloodthirsty gooks. That and broadcasting The Bird is the Word from jeeps while running people over

>>28501451
someone did all the mane 6 as nightmare moon. i dont have the images though

>>28501430
I've got an awful lot of these to post.

>>28501434

the facing stones have been gone for more than a thousand years, dude. They were stolen by the arabs.

>>28501438
Well I don't have that but I do have forgotten hope 2.
You can shoot British and australians.
Google it

>>28501465
i wwas so close

>>28501073
Anyone got a link to whichever fic series this guy's talking about?

>2011
>Not listening to progjazz

>>28501478
How WOULD I go about fucking up a reactor, Mr. No-fun?

>>28501443
Nah I prefer /co/ background, this is like the only place I repost pics anyway

so this is a thread about whiteboys fuckin horses.

>>28501507
Turn off the coolant pumps.

Which pony has the least interesting eye colors?
Hard mode main cast only

>>28501477
pinkie looks angry

THE PICTURE IS RUINED

>>28501524
Twilight. It's boring because there's zero contrast with her color scheme. She's all purple.

>>28501515
Cool then.

>>28501507
ah, jeeze, um
ok, you want to get a catastrophic failure right? maximum fuckup?

you're best it is to systematically disable every computerized safety system in the plant one by one, somehow spoofing the instrumentation to read as an all clear while you're doing so. You'd also have to intercept or disable any physical safety systems (a good chunk of the control rod rig is controlled by heat alone). as well as somehow disable the primary coolant loop without any systems trying to start it back again.

good luck bro.

and no i cannot have fun with this subject.

Hey everyone been working on this a bit not done yet but what do you think guys?

Spoiler Its EVERYONE'S favorite OC and Fic!

>>28501523
How hard is that to do?

>>28501477
Thanks.

I'm feelin' Rarity tonight. Anyone?

>>28501478
YOU'RE SUCH A BUZZKILL DINOFAG
THIS IS WHY NO ONE LIKES YOU

>>28501541
You haven't drawn twilight before have you?
All it is is gay big Mac, Carmel, and snails pics huh?

>>28501383
>>28501383
>>28501383
meh

>>28501582
HOW HORRIFYING

>>28501496
D -->Ooooh, I may need a towel

>>28501564
But it looks so easy in the cartoons! Fuck it, I'll just crash a plane into it or something.

>>28501523
that's kind of the boring solution
but you'd need to turn those off, disable any alternate fueling systems to the generators, then disable the battery power.

but all that'll get you is a full melt down inside primary containment, which isn't that much of a problem if you're plant it built right. it's just a mess to clean up afterwards

>>28501581
I think
SB is gay for the shittiest characters

>>28501582

and thats how Equestria was made

>>28501571
I'd wager you could probably pull it off with a wrench or a big hammer.

Maybe an axe if you're so inclined.

>>28501575
>Whitmavick
>rarity
Normally I don't like rarity but this is hot.

How do you feel about this?

>>28501581
I think you're right. I've never seen draw anything but gay ponies. And not even girl ponies. Always those two or some other crappy character, like Blue Blood.

>>28501575
>>28501575
DO IT! NOW! INK IT! COLOR IT! DO IT!

>>28501575
I so approve of this.

>>28501597
Just blow up the Hoover dam.
Much easier, much more destructive, and much more classically villainous.

>>28501599
It'd be easier to just shoot anyone who comes to fix the coolant system.

>>28501575
I'll allow it, just because hooves instead of hands

>>28501578
I'M SORRY MAN, BUT THIS STUFF IS LIKE MY PASSION. AND EVERYONE UNDERSTANDING IT SO POORLY PISSES ME OFF

NUCLEAR POWER LOVES YOU
WHY WON'T YOU LOVE IT BACK?

>>28501581
I've done several Twilights.
And I've drawn straight Mac too.
Colts are just easier to draw for some reason.


>>28501603
>>28501616
Okay, more ladies. Will do.

Hey jesus, you mentioned listening to The Ocean?

I was the guy who made that reccomendation, but I was actually talking about a different band. There's a blackened sludge band called "Ocean," and a sort of prog-metal band called "The Ocean." Both are good in different ways.

>The Ocean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svY8MRK3wp8

>Ocean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKEBNY1Zad0

>>28501573
Here's this one too.
And that's it for the collection.
Well, for now at least.

>>28501597
good idea
wait
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZjhxuhTmGk

>>28501517
they are ponies, not horses.

>>28501616

So what if he does? Its not like we don't already have an overabundance of equine lesbians in these threads. Even if all he did was drag gay dude ponies, he wouldn't even put a dent in the lesbian swarm

>>28501517

>>28501647
This is my favorite

>>28501639
I know that feel bro.
>live in Denmark
>so many windmills
>so useless
Well at least they're pretty.

>>28501656
FUCK YOU DINO FAG. I HATE YOU.
>>28501643
I love sludge.

Does anyone know where i can get the cupcakes alternate ending where pinkie pie is captured and before her execution, tells her story about how it all happened?

FUCKING EQUESTRIA DAILY WONT UPDATE IT D:<

>>28501582

"Shutting down-no, attempted shutdown. It's not-it's not, it's not shutting down!"

>>28501694
;_;
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY MAN

>>28501689

So they aren't actually used to mill anything over there? I figured they were operated by some crazy amish type people or something.

>>28501674
Look I don't want to cut gays out, I think it's only fair you people get content too, I'm jus sayin I don't like gay ponies

>>28501641
Yeah well most of your art is a sausage fest.

You seriously need more ladies.

>>28501710
Just take an axe to the power conduits.

Guess I missed the thread. I was doin' arts n' crafts. My new steam pic.

>>28501710

>>28501674
Hear hear! I require more gay Snails in my life. Seme Snails.

>>28501612

Excuse me, but we are TRYING to have a conversation about being gay for cartoon horses and wanting to fuck them.

Thank you.

>>28501714
WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT!

>>28501719
Then don't look at it. Some people like looking at boys more than girls. I happen to like both.

>hating on gay ponies
Come on guys, all love is cute when it involves marshmallowy miniaturized equines.

>SB
Do any other drawings today?

>>28501719

>implying I am gay

whoa there buddy, I was just pointing out how obviously one sided it is with the lesbians vs guy/guy thing. Both are gay by definition.

I am a straight pairing kind of person.

>ITT: NOBODY KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT ENERGY PLANTS/FUELS/WHATEVER

Fucking god damn.

>>28501746
No, we're having a conversation about being gay for nuclear power and wanting to fuck it.

>>28501656
jesus christ

>>28501582
>>28501710

Wait... Equestria is all that remains of Earth after the combine wipe us out.

>>28501754
Personally I prefer looking boys dressed as girls.

There's only like what, one crossdressing Spike and one crossdressing Big Mac?

>>28501699
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7132369/1/A_Precious_Rainbow

There you are sir.

>>28501769

>>28501775

Geothermal is my favorite.

Honestly, why the fuck are we talking about this in a pony thread?

>>28501769
>Do any other drawings today?

Just a silly intentionally bad Zecora doodle.

Also, I will do more straight. I like straight.

>>28501804
What about
Androgynous ponies or their human form respectively?

>>28501699
>>28501819
Oh wait - Nevermind.
Should probably have read your whole post...
Can't help, but I'm interested as well.

>>28501804
Well, there's this. Not sure if I'd call it crossdressing, but it's femmy.

>>28501831
Because ponies cannot into power generation.

>>28501830
Two!

>>28501830
Now all this image needs is Trixie and Rarity looking like they're about to rape the fuck out of him.

>>28501775
i'm not sure what you're citing here

>>28501819

wait what thats not it

thats the one where applejack saves her and pinkie dies

i need the one where she is CAPTURED and before her EXECUTION tells some shit story about how her grandfather showed her the bullshit bluh bluh GODDAMNIT

>>28501874
you

YOU

>>28501853
>Gilda
>black leather jacket
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

>>28501863

Then what powers the lights in Boast Busters or the refridgerators or the taffy machine or the giant clock in town or the lights at the fashion show or Rarity's sewing machine

>>28501714
Well theoretically they provide electricity without any ecological concerns, unlike coal or nuclear power.
In practice though, they just suck, because they're hideously expensive and making them pollutes plenty and they make almost no power and the power they DO produce is hideously unreliable, I mean we've been trying to perfect the things for as long as I can remember and the countryside is full of rows upon rows of the damn things and we're still not getting more than 20% of our power needs from them.
God, I wish nuclear power wasn't political suicide over here.

>>28501834

>more straight

Hey SB, can I please request some Soarin' X Spitfire?

Maybe Spitfire laying sprawled out on the bed (belly) down while Soarin' pokes his head up next to her and places either his tongue or his hoof against her flank.. which sizzles slightly

>>28501890
Magic.

>>28501880
yes but what part of it
please correct me

>>28501875
see>>28501854

>>28501862
oh my fucking god.
that image.
holy shit

>>28501859

ugh, that just looks ridiculous. That pony's body mass is like 45% penis

>>28501905
>>28501905
>>28501905

>>28501862
close enough

>>28501898

Thats still power.

Nobody said anything about electricity.

>>28501896
I'll write that one down. Sounds pretty cool.

>>28501921
It's not even big enough to literally qualify as a fifth leg.

>>28501930
ok

>>28501921
Granted, but
>implying horsecock isn't enormous

>>28501913
>>28501862

http://www.baconorbeercan.com/

>>28501955
imagine running through a field and getting grass cuts on your huge cock as it hits everything below you

>>28501791
Yep.
GLaDOS is in for a fucking shocker when some talking ponies stumble into the Aperture labs.
More shocked that something is talking to her.

>>28501921

>>28501955

its nowhere near that enormous. Plus they aren't horses. They are domesticated miniature ponies

>>28501862
>>28501913

>>28501862
>>28501862

>>28501970
>>28501955
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxvi20FBxgU&t=0m38s

>>28501980

smells like a shoop. even elephants don't have dongs that big

>>28501997

DAT FILENAME

>>28502003
Clearly you're the expert on these things.

>>28502025
saved so fast i broke the sound barrier

>>28502026

I just know the difference between the hyper fetish and reality

>>28502026
Getting that degree in animal cocks is paying off!

>>28502003
You've clearly never worked with horses. The average for a horse is a little less than three feet. There was a horse on my grandpa's farm whose cock would literally hit the ground

>>28502025
All of my money.

>>28502041

its not the length thats the issue, its the ridiculous girth

>>28502025
Yes. You done good, Leth.

>>28500649

Check this one out, starting 20 seconds in: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRYq58QPTk8&list=FLvplb6eO06jg&index=23

>>28502025

>>28502025

>>28502002

>>28501997
>>28502023
That would make an interesting fic.

>>28501980

New thread.
>>28502067
>>28502067
>>28502067
>>28502067
>>28502067
>>28502067

>>28502107
Fuck that

Let someone else make a thread, faggot

One that's not a piece of shit

>>28502141
Big fuckin' deal. It doesnt matter who makes the threads anyway, as long as there is one.

And you make shitty topics half the time anyway Anonymous

>>28501154
Yeah I have to say, that's kind of a weird feel.

>>28502170
Fuck you, I make good topics.