But there's an alligator in my bathtub. What do?

>>28498166
LOOK HOW HARD I AM!

I used to wash every day but my skin got way too dry so now I only wash every other day.

Two things I need to do.

Bicycles are the best exercise.

>>28498332

Call your waifu, Applejack

>>28498332
Throw marshmallows at it.

I just had a shower two hours ago.

because I was bored.

>>28498332
PARTY

Grumpy Gus would probably bite you, too.

ill take a shower after i wake up
for now i guess ill brusht my teeth and go to bed

One of the best fics I've ever read

>>28498332
Join him!

Showers? Brushing teeth... What is this!
No... no nothings right here, I don't like any of this!

>>28498340
>not using soap with moisturizers
>in 2011

ISHYGDDT

>>28498332
Twilight and Pinkie took a bath together.

New puppet ponies

>>28498390
HOW DOES THAT EVEN MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE

"MY TALENT IS MOM"

HOW ARE YOU GOOD AT MOM

DO YOU PRACTICE MOM SEVEN DAYS A WEEK

>>28498390

Solid gold.

>>28498456
>Boop
Teeheheeehheeehee.

>>28498417
Those make my skin break out.

>>28498484
ahh, hypoallergenic? I'm sure they have one

>>28498414
You don't want to be a "brony", do you?

You guys are worse than furries

>>28498390
I'm afraid I don't see much of Armapillow anymore.

>>28498445

>>28498457

>HOW ARE YOU GOOD AT MOM
>DO YOU PRACTICE MOM SEVEN DAYS A WEEK

Well obviously she'll look after her mom and then be a great mom to her own foals when she has them

>>28498457
I practice your mom every day.

>>28498509
nah man we recycle our cardboard and shit

unf

>>28498533
DAD I DON'T NEED THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW

>>28498457
Twilightandhermomfucking.jpg

Hey, ponybeat cover guy...

I think this is a slight improvement (just use this instead of what you've got for that layer in the PSD)

But really making it perfect is out of my abilities.

Sorry if I didn't do it well enough for ya, I tried.

>>28498548
ok, now could you draw a pony dressed as Ramona Flowers. That would be perfect

>>28498533
ooooooooo

You are now in a bathtub with a pony of your choice

what do?

Alright, gentlecolts, I'm gonna go take my shower and brush my teeth again.

You all had better have done the same by the time I get back.

I haven't eaten in three days. My stomach hurts, but I need to lose more weight.

>>28498492
Guess i don't...

>>28498585
Hi Dash, go eat a slice of bread or something.

>>28498583
Get out before I get all pruney

>>28498585
Try eating balanced meals with a good amount of exercise. You don't wanna lose weight the way you are now.

Also, keep it pony related fool

>>28498583
Give em a scrubbin'.

>>28498583

I am going to wonder how I, let alone a pony, can fit in a bathtub.

>captcha: the Salleth

yes captcha if only I did eat more salleths

>>28498519
NO FUCK YOU THAT IS ALMOST AS BAD AS HAVING AN ISLAND FOR A CUTIE MARK

>>28498533
MY MOM DIED AT CHILDBIRTH

>>28498583
Wash her back. Being careful around the wing base.

>>28498583
>583>>28498620>>28498614 Hide ▲ ▼ [ ! ]
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>>28498585
That doesn't work. If you take in too few calories per day your body goes into starvation mode and you lose weight more slowly than if you were just eating a normal slim diet. This is in addition to feeling like shit.

>>28498509
At least we make sure to remind our fandom to brush their teeth and shower.

>>28498500
>>28498489
Nathan and Sethisto, thanks for keeping an eye on fanfiction for us. No matter what anyone else says, I appreciate the work you do to at least make sure the words and punctuation are in decent order.

>>28498585
The secret to losing weight is to eat less, and exercise more. Also, drink more water, and cut out soda as much as possible.

>>28498614
God dammit Anon, I lol'd once for the reply, and once for the image name.

>>28498585
Starving yourself slows down your metabolism, slowing down weight loss. Just don't eat like a fatass and walk for a mile a day or something.

>>28498583
But I don't have a tub. Only a shower

>>28498585
What are you, muslim or something?

>>28498613
Last time I ate bread I made myself fly laps around Ponyville until I blacked out

>>28498628
Women shouldn't die at childbirth. My older brother died that way.

>>28498583

Fuck her tight, vanilla flavoured pussy

I don't know what else to do. I've tried eating nothing but salads and running 3 miles a day, but I still can't lose the last 10 pounds i want to.

>>28498585
Dash, ya'll need ta eat somethin'!

>>28498584
umm...i shure as hay will

i havent done any of those...or eaten...just drawfaggin and tomorrow i work what a drag

You know what? Fuck Leth. My altverse story is awesome. I'm writing this shit right now.

>>28498689
that's not funny, my pet spider died that way

>>28498583

>>28498714
Good. I fucking hate spiders.

>>28498585
>>28498681
>>28498693
>Next week on a very special episode of My Little Pony

Let's talk about Gilda in season two

I shower before I brush my teeth.

Also I shaved off my neckbeard so now I just have a normal beard.

>>28498691
Hey, I colored that pic, but i'm not gonna post it because i dont want to get my ass banned.

>>28498692
Do some anaerobic exercise, like pushups and pullups. By developing more muscles, you'll burn more calories even when you are idling. You don't have to go all out, but a little goes a long way.

>>28498691
Hey that's kind of cool

>>28498711
Wait, what?

When did I try to stop you?

>>28498583
I get out of the bathtub and let her cleanse in peace and patiently wait for my turn.

>>28498742
She won't return. And neither will Trixie. We'll get new bitchy characters in S2. And then we'll see
fanfics of all of them teaming up.

>>28498691
but that's her squishy marshmallow butthole

>>28498795
>Tree Kicking Tier

That WOULD be all you can think of for crapplejack.

>>28498795
>Tree kicking tier

Hah

>>28498692
Well, of COURSE, you're not losing anything. You're selectively starving yourself and falling into an exercise habit. Your body's not burning as much to grow, and its conserving what it can get. You need to just try mixing up your diet with proteins and other things, but still try to keep under your caloric limit. And try some mix-up of your exercise, lifting some weights, nothing terribly great, just look up some stuff with the barbells or whatever.

>>28498733
Gummy loves spiders.

You could never live up to Gummy's legacy.

Muscle weighs more than fat guys
Just in case you didn't know

>>28498795
>TREE KICKING TIER
Iamokwiththis.

... was this thread linked in the last one?

Somehow I never got the memo.

>>28498795
>TREE KICKING TIER
>Not Fluttershy

Dude, seriously?

>>28498795
>Tree Kicking Tier
>worst tier

>>28498817
Right, but it doesn't look as gross

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=belNJGiZhfA

>>28498836
it wasnt

>>28498804

Is that a problem.. darling?

you dont want my squishy, marshmallow butthole?

can we have a "post nathan's horrifying face on various things for comedic value" thread?
i really wish he'd stop talking about that fucking meetup

>>28498844

>>28498390
RagingSemi, why can't you write stuff like THIS anymore.

>>28498817
Musckels can not into gain

>>28498856

Does it taste like marshmallows?

If not, no dice.

>>28498859
super nathan mode

ENGAGE

>>28498867
Because I already wrote stuff like that.

>>28498813
Gummy hates spiders too.

>>28498456

>>28498894
mE TOO

ANY DJ PONY FAN OUT HERE?

stop being so gross

ponies do not have private places

SEASON 2 CAST CONFIRMED

>>28498910
I was busy when I moved it.

>>28498873

Why of Course it does..

It wouldnt be called a marshmallow butthole for nothing would it?

/co/, why am I feeling vindictive tonight? All I want to do is cut down other fic writers. Feelin' super petty. Got my own shit I should be writing. What do?

>>28498867
Possibly because the people that most want more nsfw are the ones that bitch at him the most

>>28498915
forgot pic*

>>28498457

Oh fuck why did I laugh.

>>28498886
> plaster there
> some other tards

Sigh. The autistic face of this fandom.

>>28498894
Gummy's eyes are spiders.

>>28498915
I don't like "DJ PON-3", i prefer to call her "Vinyl Scratch"

>>28498932
Fine by me.

Has this been inked/colored yet?

>>28498957
Nah ah

>>28498960
my nigga

>>28498867
I can't fap to daw.

You don't get orgasms from cute things.

>>28498932
I lol'd

>>28498457

She is going to mom the fuck out
she is like hey you do you have problems
yes or no you are receiving a premium serving of MOMMITUDE

she will mom things so hard
even her mom will be like daaaamn
I wish you were my mom
and muffin
because Derpy likes muffin see

>>28498548
>>28498705

same person here...
any new ideas to add to the list?

so far...


Derpy wearing a thong backwards.=progress
Rarity criticising the thong.=progress
Spike wearing surfer shorts no porn =progress

umm... so...you know...

>>28498932
>>28498932

>>28498955
i was not at that meetup
what the hell guize

>>28498932
oh wow
i'm completely fucking ok with this

>>28498915
>>>/b/346149224
Dedicated DJ of the /b/ threads

>>28498566
Thanks for trying.

Anyone want something simple colored?

>>28498915

>>28498932
It isn't until you read the third name that you finally realize what it's getting at.

Snowball? Sounds like a pony name.
Pole Dancer? Alright... that's a little weird.
Teabag!?

>>28498979
I beg to differ.

>>28498960
I like to think that Vinyl Scratch is her real name, and that DJ-PON3 is her stage name, sort of like Dead Mau5

Fuck the haterz, applejack's my mom's favorite pony
Anyways, any drawfags out there want to draw the eleventh doctor telling Rainbow Dash that "my bowtie makes me 20% cooler than you."?

>>28498886
This pic always makes me laugh. Not sure why.

>>28499036
And/or for me to make a shrugpony that you haven't seen yet.

So this is coming along. I'm pretty happy with that one leg.

Still whoring myself.

>>28499036

>>28499077
Maybe it's because you're in denial.

>>28499036
Simple enough?

>>28499078

>>28499073
I like to pretend that she uses her real name instead of an alias because Deadmau5 doesn't deserve to be acknowledged.

>>28499090
Where is this from? The Bible? If so, which passage?

>Reading letters to equestria
>That gummy one

Ahaha oh god

Perfect

>>28499077
If my ugly mug was shooped onto peoples faces l'd laugh too.

>>28499018
lol no
Wow, i colored that pic from /b/ just for practice, they actually saved it

>>28499073
>>28498978
I seriously never understood why the fandom adopted that name, it sounds stupid, and the reference to deadmau5 it's too forced, but that's just my opinion.

>>28498974
I could try to ink it, but the results are going to be awful.

>>28499107
On it.

>>28499073

This is now canon.

>>28499129
Valley of death

>>28498890
I didn't know you wrote that. I guess I should read it, since you said you'll write her how you've always written her. I avoid reading Derpy stories, especially parental ones, but I'm going to read your next one

>>28499155
Hahaha

It's funny because it's only one face!

>>28499090
Requesting a pony woodcarving done in Dure's style. Failing that, something done in Edward Gorey's style would also be swell.

>>28499136
I bet you six mcdonalds ponies that if you gave me twenty four hours and a decent budget, I could make a sexy looking man out of Nate-Dawg.

>>28499129
It's Paradise Lost by Milton

>>28499144

Here we are.

>>28499169
LOL, OK. It's going to be a lot different in theme than that one above though.

>>28499171
Eat a dick

>>28499198
fuck this gay earth

>>28499185
...What kind of budget are we talking?

>>28499185
Do you need a current picture?

Or are you talking physical makeover?

>>28499194
>>28499165

I'll go with
>>28499194

>>28499180
That's what he deserves for visiting this board.

>>28499074
Bump because the doctor is awesome and so is rainbow dash

>>28499222

I require more rarity reaction faces, any assistance would be appreciated.

>>28499229
Well I don't know, how much does photoshop cost these days? Hohohoho!

Seriously though: Haircut, shave, some new glasses, and a decent few sets of clothes that fit him in realistic size and shape. I dunno, 300-400?

>>28499222
Not a fan of the classics, I take it?

>>28499261
I take that back,
>>28499252
>>28499074
Taint the doctor?
YOU EAT A DICK
A THOUSAND DICKS
BLOTTING OUT THE SUN

>>28499036
post under your trip so I can find it later

>>28499281
>
Fuck that! That's money I need for gas, weed and snacks!

>>28499281
It's so hard to find decent shirts in Tall sizes... I end up having to add an X to the size to compensate for height.

>>28499277
>jekins
You were so close to making a decent post.

>>28499252
>bumping a pony thread

>>28499275

>>28499281
Oh, and I already got a haircut. And a shave.

>>28499293
If you don't like ponies, kindly get the fuck out.

>>28499321

How much did it cost?

>>28499275

Alright guys, I'm back.

I've showered, shaved, and brushed again. I ate some popcorn during the Colgate thread.

I hope you're all clean now too.

>>28499308
Not to worry, darling. I know the right places to shop.

>>28499315
Bumping for my request to get done.

>>28499309
I was............I tried so hard.

>>28499249
Anybody have any good personifications?

>>28499344
I haven't shaved, showered, or brushed my teeth since Best Night Ever aired. I refuse to do so until new episodes are published.

>>28499341
The shave was free but the haircut was fucking 20 bucks.

>>28499336
Man, you come right out of a comic book.
I'm saying,
ALL THESE DOCTORS ARE YOURS
EXCEPT THE ELEVENTH
USE THEM IN PEACE
USE THEM TOGETHER

>>28499344
I should go shower. I played an outdoor show in the humidity and sweated my ass off. I probably reek of sweat, beer, smoke and lust.

Is it just me, or did most of the posts in the last thread disappear? Archive's only showing the first couple dozen or so.

>>28498583
Brush her tail. I can't stand these tiny toys, I want a real tail to brush.

>>28499381

You were supposed to say two bits, dammit!

>>28499381
OK, I fucking lol'd. Nate's now confirmed for bro-tier.

>>28499392
There are still 400+ posts, but there are around 8 or 9 images deleted

guess so
1 try

>>28499380
Maybe you should head over to Ponychan if that's your decision.

>>28499341
two pence

>>28499419
Yeah, I see the 400+ posts in the index, but when I actually click on the thread, I only get the first few of them.

>>28499388
Ok.
But I still want that request done.

>>28499407
Same thing as fake seth.

It's time to get out the goddamn hairbrush.

>>28499454
i'll do it,
won't take but 20 minutes

>>28499407
The tail is the worst part of brushing a horse.

The mane sucks too, but it's nowhere near as bad as the tail.

>>28499415
You might want to hold off on that.

I've been confirmed bro tier before, but then the meetup thing happened and shit storms brewed. I didn't help anything by playing into it.

Tripping is like a rollercoaster, it has it's high points and low points. And sometimes it throws you for a loop

>>28499440

Bits, pence, as long as you get the reference.

>>28498979

I find this funny. I agree with you, but the fact remains that the common meme reaction when seeing something cute, or when seeing something sexy is the same: HNNNNNNNNNG

>>28499436
Tell me where you live and I'll come discuss the matter with you personally.

>>28499378

Suggest you check out http://thelivingmachine02.deviantart.com/

>>28499494
>Implying these aren't marshmallow ponies

Kinky pony is best pony.

>>28499491
Yay

>>28499501
I got the reference, but I was being honest.

And that's "shave and a haircut."

In the post you quoted when asking, I said "Haircut and a shave." Semantics? yes, but still valid.

>>28499498
Like when you abandoned your name and gave us your trip for like, 10 minutes?
>>28499494
Well yea, there's all poop and shit.

>>28499509

>>28499531

>>28499498
watch out for those meetups, they'll fuckin get ya.

I had fun, screw you guys

I'm posting from the bathtub as I speak. The toothbrush is in my mouth. I'll use it too, if you make me.

>>28499531
I disagree. Its all about derpy ponies

>>28499531

thats not Lyra

>>28499556
To be fair, I stayed away from my trip for several days.

Things have calmed down now.

>>28499556
Not so much, really. Horses lift their tails before they let loose.

The issue is that it's thick, coarse hair and there's a lot of it. Most brushes don't even go all the way through and there are usually a lot of tangles so you're stuck making dozens of passes.

so did he ever finish?

Twilight Sparkle = atheist
Spike = agnostic
Fluttershy = Taoist
Rainbow Dash = Buddhist
Applejack = southern Baptist
Rarity = Catholic
Pinkie Pie = formerly Amish Mennonite, now ???
Zecora = shamanism

>>28499588
honestly, if that's fun to you, i have no idea why you're still here

>>28499636
That's accurate.

>>28499639
Because meetups aren't a 24/7 thing?

>>28499582
goddammit I feel bad for even recognizing what this is from

>>28499452
Archive is working on some new tools for the index.

He's probably doing some updates, so it might not work properly for a while.

>>28499636
>Rainbow Dash = Buddhist
I am okay with this

I got bored and googled "Ponyzilla" and got this.

The fuck is this abomination?

>>28499634
yes

>>28499636
>>28499666

Very accurate.
>agnostic spike

>>28499639
being social has it's perks. I'm not gonna lie and say I wasn't creeped out by a few of the people there and kindly avoided them.

The rest of them were pretty ok people. Not to mention all the cute girls that were cosplaying

>>28499694
That's nothing.

Behold, Repony! The Genetic Opera

>>28499687
Are you in leagues with him, oh Leth?

>>28499726
>>28499694
oh god the horror

>>28499636
Fluttershy isn't taoist, she's just into new age stuff, like holistics and whatnot.

Also, Rarity doesn't strike me as a catholic at all. and AJ is not a southern baptist. There's not nearly enough hate in their hearts for that.

>>28499709
I would also like to point out that i was there to meet up with my weeaboo friends from IRC and ponies happened to be a side attraction of the convention

Still looking for Cosmo or Faceless. Don't suppose either of you assholes are lurking?

>>28499726
Jesus Christ.

>>28499709
I feel that. There was one person at NW Bronyfest that didn't have an indoor voice. At all.

And he was really proud of his variety of evil laughs. And some fic he wrote. (Solar Flare? Something like that.)

everybody else for the most part was pretty chill though. Eurobeat Brony was there on Saturday (and we got to listne too the new song before it went public) and Filly from Synchtube was there.

>>28499735
Sort of.

Once he's done with it, he'll probably let me use the tool he's made to manually mark threads, for when the marker goes AWOL.

>>28499753
They are all extremist sunni muslims.

>>28499636
>>28499636
>>28499636
THIS IS NOW CANON

But seriously, what religion would Pinkie Pie associate with?

>>28499780
Should we present you with an official title? I like the sound of Lord Leth, or Legate Leth.

>>28499794
She's probably into some new age stuff.

>>28499775
The applejuice comes in a little glass vial.

>>28499627
He does pretty awesome feet, but that face and that tail just ruin it. It looks like a dog tail.

>>28499794
Hedonism.

>>28499794
maybe Episcopalian?

>>28499794
Jediism. Or, I dunno, some completely ridiculous made-up religion, whatever she thinks is fun.

Sup guis

>>28498932
WHERE'S MY CREAM PIE!

>>28499627
I don't know why it took me so long to realize why the bros from Flockdraw keep trying to get yorick to go back there.

>>28499636
this thread is now about the taoist revolts in old china

>>28499849
She is too busy partying and cleaning Gummy's poop to have a religion.

>>28499849
Whoism is my favorite made-up religion

>>28499794
>this is now canon
ha ha
funny shit man

>>28499753
>There's not nearly enough hate in their hearts for that.
>ohboyherewego.jpg
Yes, because all mainstream religions spread hatred, but new age cults don't.

Pic related - it's that woman that was locked up by scientologists and left to rot.

>>28499815

My religion is the Goddamn Batman.

>>28499871

Gummy is not a beast like you, he use the toilet.

>>28499694
Holy fuck shit that must burn in a fire.

>>28499872
>implying they're not all made up

>>28499895
But everybody knows scientologists are batshit crazy.

>>28499872
Islam is my favorite made up religion.
>>28499909
Hey I...fair enough.

>>28499895
Dude. I used to be a baptist. I left it because there is way too much hate in that particular denomination. My mom, who converted to being a baptist, left Catholicism for the same reason.

just got this through the DH hotlines.

you decide, should i post it?
Y/N.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRXs3w-41tE

>>28499753
Please don't lump us all in with people like the fucktards at Westboro Baptist Church. Contrary to popular belief, the Bible actually does promote tolerance.

>>28499955
As the official /co/respondent for Derpy Hooves I say maybe.

>>28499913
Well, yeah, i'm talking about how very few people actually believe The Doctor is our lord and savior and all who worship him will eventually be taken on a journey through time and space with him in some time line.
>that feel when you're one of those few people

>>28499967
>the Bible actually promotes tolerance.

The Bible says that gay people should be stoned to death. Where do you think Westboro gets its ideas?

>>28499967
>>28499967
The Qu'aran is better.

>>28499939
Everytime I see your name I hear the opening riff to that song now.

>>28499955
That guy looks familiar.

>>28500000
Nice quints.

Now show me the verse that says this.

>>28498932
I find it a very nice touch that Deepthroat appears to be a Royal Guard pony.

>>28499991
>implying there's a significant logical difference between that and the whole Jesus myth

>>28500008
I was waiting for you or someone to pick that up.

>>28499912
Godzilla is now in Equestria. How do they get rid of him?

>>28499955
Ehh. Not really newsworthy.

>>28499977
lol considering that both me and derpysquad squat here primarily as well?

alright, you're here more than me anyways. I'll allow that

>>28499770
I was asleep and now I'm not.

Hey guys.. How does this look?

Thoughts, problems, comments, etc?

>>28500000

so do the holy books of all three abrahamic religions though, thats nothing special. Not to mention the current legal codes of several middle eastern countries

>>28499955
The talking to the camera youtube video, t-shirt, and use of the word brony makes me say no.

The alcohol and Luna figurine make me want to say yes.

>>28499078
Shrugpony this, please

>>28500024
Prove your identity, sir.

>>28500000
That's the Old Testament, much of which was null and voided by the New Testament.

"Let he who has not sinned cast the first stone" and stuff like that. Bible preaches that God loves everyone, he just hates the sin. Being gay does not exclude you from God's love.

What WBC preaches is NOT Christianity.

>>28500059
Make her kinkier.

Fucking shit I finally had the brilliant idea of google image searching pics and saw that ponychan had sketches of LittlePip but it's 404
One of you ponychan goers go get it for me, I have no idea how to navigate that site

>>28500039
Yea you will, bitch.

Subway is literally the most disgusting thing I have ever eaten.

>>28500059
none that I can see. Maybe you should make some fake season 2 screenshots and troll ponychan huh?

>>28500017
Leviticus 18:22

>>28499753
/9I'm the one who left this comment)

>Rarity
I really couldn't think of anything for her. Maybe it's just the fancy clothes.

>AJ
She's definitely southern, and in the bible belt the two major denominations are Methodists and Baptists. Pick whichever.

>>28500036
Fluttershy goes into her true form

>>28500036
Friendship and magic

>>28500090
WELL THEN That's like, your opinion, man.

>>28500069
YES

>>28500072
He can't.

He's fake.

>>28500030
There's not. It's like how a christian will say unicorns don't real. Whoism, pastafarianism, and other "made up shit" is that unicorn even though it's just like jesus.

>>28500074
Listen, it's fine if you want to ignore the parts of the Bible you don't agree with it. I ignore all of it. But let's stop pretending it's not a bunch of antiquated bigoted bullshit.

>>28500103
I want this.

>>28500094
oh my god fucking do it

>>28500059

Dat plot.

>>28500090
Fuck you I love subway I get the cold cut combo after I go to the gym.

>>28500074
>>28500074
>>28500074
>>28500074
>>28500074

THIS

>>28500017

"If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

Leviticus 20:13

>>28500102

He sits like LYRA!

Will you faggots quit arguing about religion in here? Go to /b/ or /soc/ for that shit.

>>28500065
It varies between regions.

I currently attend a "southern" Baptist church in Oregon which is VERY tolerant and can't stand WBC.

WBC held a God Hate's Fags demonstration outside a school in town back in the fall. Day after the pastor's wife went out with a sign that said "They were wrong. He's crazy about you."

I don't know if I just got lucky and ended up in the one good church out of thousands of bad ones, but i don't see what you guys are saying.

>>28500121
But Cod, Jesus, God, angels, satan, Adam and Eve, Noah's Ark, the talking mule, the pillar of salt, the man-eating fishwhale, and plenty of other stuff in Christianity is just as fictional.

>>28500069
lol, I'll try to figure out how to do that once I'm done with this picture.

>>28500000
Bible also says that pork is unclean and should never be eaten, even ponies don't buy that shit

>>28500098
Here is the exact verse:
"Do not have sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman; that is detestable."

Also, it's Old Testament, so it's null and void. Any other misconceptions you would like me to put to rest?

>>28500059

That's perfectly on-model, man. As a Fluttershy fan, I applaud you.

>>28500186
Right. Christians everywhere pick and choose the parts of the Bible that they like. Even the "literalists."

>>28500130
>completely missing the point

>>28500074

>That's the Old Testament, much of which was null and voided by the New Testament.

No, its not. Thats just your modern newage bullshit Christianity trying to brush unsavory elements of the faith under the rug. No where in the new testament does it say that the laws in question are to be cast aside.

>>28500175
Debateable.

Most cultures have a story that is equivocal to the great flood.

Can we not get into debating the factual validity of scriptures? That's just asking for trouble.

>>28500036
You can't
He's motherfucking Godzilla,
I ain't gotta explain shit

>>28500165
Religion is gay.

>>28500194
How can god's word be infallible if you choose to ignore big chunks of them?

"Gays, blacks and Jews are bad, Also McDonalds" - God (The bible)

>>28500186
That's Judaism.

>>28500194
discrediting the old testament is one of the more asinine things ive heard today. picking and choosing parts of a religious text to believe in is like picking which laws you want to follow. it invalidates the whole system

>>28500233
Jesus has spoken.

>>28500194

see

>>28500152

and

>>28500130


>it's the Bible, it's null and void

ftfy

>>28500233
sounds legit

>>28500175
I know that, but there's a shit ton more people who believe that shit than people that believe in my shit and that makes christianity more real in society's eyes or some shit.
I know it's just as fake.

>>28500209
But Jesus, in the bible, came to one of the apostles and TOLD HIM to go and eat pork and stuff, pretty much giving the go ahead for everyone to stop following that one.

>>28500233
"Shoutout to my homie g, Superfly for being so encouraging" - God (The Bible)

>>28500242
>asinine

American Christianity in a nutshell

>>28500174
I used to work at the largest Southern Baptist seminary in Texas.

The president is a mysogynistic racist.
My boss was a mysogynistic racist.
My coworkers were mysogynistic racists.

It goes without saying that all of them were massive homophobes who believed that being gay is a choice, because God hates gays, and wouldn't make people gay for the reason of hating them.

I was also called a traitor because I have a dual citizenship with Mexico.

>>28500228
But maybe they can make a giant robot Pony powered by magic to combat him...

FUCK SOME ONE FUND THIS NOW.

>discussing religion
Welp, thread's turned to shit. Time for me to intervene.

God, i'm a slowpoke.
I just realized that Railgunner runs "Ask Pinkamina Dianne Pie" on tumblr.

>talking about religion

Why must you guys do this every night? Can't we just talk about adorable miniaturized equines?

Guys.
I want this to be real.
How do?

>>28500260
And then God said to Abraham "Your son is a busta ass cracker, go kill his ass" - The Bible

>>28500273
You had better stick a fragment of my name in there, faget.

>>28500175
Jesus was actually a historical figure

>>28500260
"Niggas be all up in my dick, tryin to sip upon my kool aid. Smitten shall be those who sip upon my kool aid." - God (The Bible)

>>28500219
We're not pushing bits under the rug. Jesus proclaimed he was the fulfillment of the law. It's like we no longer have to worry about the sabbath day or anything like that.

What people don't get is that Jesus CHANGED things. He fulfilled the purpose behind several of the laws and they were no longer needed.

Hey /co/

Why not come and join Celestiaism?

>>28500268
In the life time of the Godzilla timeline, he's fought a shitton of robots, mechas, monsters, and assholes.
PLEASE

>>28500219
>No where in the new testament does it say that the laws in question are to be cast aside.

That's the whole reason they're split into two testaments.

Old = irrelevant
New = relevant

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>>28500198
I'll take all that as good enough.
Moving on to next thing now..
Back into lazy lurk mode I go..

>>28500273
oooh ooh put me in there

>>28500256
>this is what Christians actually believe

Chapter and verse please.

>>28500305
He also said that not one word of the old law should be diminished.

>>28500298
There's no proof of that.

>>28500309
Don't forget about what he can do.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhrwR94VmRo

If god existed would he have allowed this to happen?

There is no god.

What's this in my pocket WELL GOLLY GEE WILLICKERS IT'S PONIES AND PONY ACCESSORIES.

>>28500310
You haven't actually read the Bible, have you?

>Do not think that I came to destroy the Law or the Prophets. I didn't come to destroy them, but to fulfill them.

>>28500310

And where does the New Testament state that the old testament is entirely irrelevant?

>>28500312
No Fluffy, you have to save us from this terrible talk of religion... post more ponies, plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


Does anyone know if Thistle is around? I wanted to see if he finished more of those requests.

>>28500317
"Go eat pork and stuff" - God (The bible)

>>28500333
The important part is that it does...
HALF-SATAN!

>>28500310
does this mean we dont have to pay attention to the 10 commandments anymore?

This thread has been ruined forever.

New thread. Keep the religion clusterfuck in this one.

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>>28500333
If I were god there would be egg-laying griffons everywhere.

I would not be a kind god.

>>28500298
>Jesus was a historical figure

Like King Arthur or Robin Hood, there's no actual historical evidence that he existed, no contemporary accounts. And plenty of evidence to suggest that he didn't.

>>28500296
>>28500316

I'm running out of room. I rotate them around sometimes, though.

Arguing about religion on the internet is pointless.

I don't care what you do or don't believe in, no one is going to change their minds because of a pony thread.

Can we drop it?

oh hey guys what's
>religion shitposting
welp, back to the warm, comfy place of HSG

"yawl niggas, i dun sent mah boy doc fo yoo ta save yall from dese sins dawg ya get? -God(The Bible)

>>28500317
Mark 7:15-23
"There is nothing from without a man, that entering into him can defile him: but the things which come out of him, those are they that defile the man."

>>28500345
"Remember kiddies. Make money and give it to the church me to get more drugs!" - God (the Bible)

>>28500305
>"Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them. For truly I tell you, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished. Therefore anyone who sets aside one of the least of these commands and teaches others accordingly will be called least in the kingdom of heaven, but whoever practices and teaches these commands will be called great in the kingdom of heaven. For I tell you that unless your righteousness surpasses that of the Pharisees and the teachers of the law, you will certainly not enter the kingdom of heaven."

As I said, I worked at a seminary. I know religion. That's why I left it.

>>28500310


I suggest you actually read your own holy book.

The Old Testament is included because it contains the laws of God, laws which Christ himself said YOU SHOULD STILL BE FOLLOWING, except for those he personally amended. Guess which ones he didn't touch?

That is why the old testament is included with, and the first part of, the Christian Bible. Its your rule book, which you like to ignore because you have a gross misunderstanding of your religion, its history, and who put it together in the first place. You know your "new testament" was assembled by comittee, by the Romans, yes?

>Ezekial 4:12 "Eat the food as you would a barley cake; bake it in the sight of the people, using human excrement for fuel."

God and Faceless may share beliefs

>>28500370
>Like King Arthur
YOU MEAN THERE WERE NO KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE?!

>>28500384
>but the things which come out of him, those are they that defile the man.
Poop?

>>28500403
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>28500317
Acts 11:4-10
"4Peter began and explained everything to them precisely as it had happened:
5"I was in the city of Joppa praying, and in a trance I saw a vision. I saw
something like a large sheet being let down from heaven by its four corners,
and it came down to where I was. 6I looked into it and saw four-footed animals
of the earth, wild beasts, reptiles, and birds of the air. 7Then I heard a
voice telling me, 'Get up, Peter. Kill and eat.'
8"I replied, 'Surely not, Lord! Nothing impure or unclean has ever entered my
mouth.'
9"The voice spoke from heaven a second time, 'Do not call anything impure that
God has made clean.' 10This happened three times, and then it was all pulled up
to heaven again."

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>One sided
Is no one going to challenge it?

>>28500372
My name works just fine, I even changed my trip a fe times to make it longer.
Casual.

>>28500333
Yes he would. He gave us free will for a reason, folks.

Anyone else think it's odd that atheists tend to know more about the Bible and the history of Christianity than actual Christians?

>>28500391
You can use poop as fuel for a fire, like charcoal. Ever wonder where the term cow chips comes from?

>>28500444
Does this work for you?

>>28500335
Are all 192 messages in his inbox from you Faceless?

>>28500469
IT WORKS FOR ME!

>>28500335
Faceleeeesssssss

Will you help me write tonight?

>>28500389
"It is finished!"

Everything was accomplished. The law was fulfilled and thus came into change.

>>28500431
>'Do not call anything impure that
God has made clean.'

But the Bible says specifically that God made pigs unclean.

>>28500512
Book, chapter and verse.

>>28500457

I think its because alot of atheists/faith neutral people started by being indoctrinated into religion by parents, grew familiar with it, then violently rebelled against it as they gained the ability to think for themselves. Years of indoctrination will leave its mark. Alot of searching for the truth happens during such a rebellion, which is where alot of this knowledge gets gleaned- they do the one thing those who stay with the faith do not do... the research.

>>28500403
Nope. No Merlin. No Maid Marion.

Also, no Sherlock Holmes.

Back on topic, please? Something about ponies, ANYTHING about ponies!

or not, I don't really give a fuck. G'night /co/

>>28500551
>Also, no Sherlock Holmes
DAMN IT.

>>28500388
>constantly has to defend itself

Take a quick look through this thread to see why.

I left this post >>28499636
Then someone responded with this >>28499753

We defend ourselves because we don't like being associated with a negative stereotype.

>>28500560
LOL. Leonard Nimoy used to do a show about paranormal stuff. UFOS. Bigfoot. Things like that. He actually did a whole episode on the debate about whether or not Sherlock Holmes really existed.

>>28500569
Sorry most of your cohorts are retarded, racist, homophobic anti-intellectuals.

>>28500589

IN SEARCH OF

FUCK YES THAT SHOW WAS AWESOME