more berry for who asked

According to Omegle...
Have you brushed your teeth today?

Stranger 1: yupp

Stranger 2: yes sir

Stranger 1: :D

Stranger 2 has disconnected

I have.

im eating an apple right now

does that count?

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Hey everyone. Is this thread safe to pony?

This thread is about strawberries and whipped cream.

And ponies, I guess.

Did you know forced toothbrushing is a fetish now?

Or at least, thats what /d/ has lead me to understand.

>>28496272

>>28496227
No, I never or hardly do, and the worst is a bit of green stained in my front teeth and the occasional yellow

>I have no problem using science to replace my teeth

>>28496180
With all this alcohol consumption, she's a piss ass excuse to be called OPPP

>>28496322
Nrrrgg...can you stop posting that?

OPPPs tail looks like a fountain.

>>28496272
Cause why?

>>28496315
No it is not. And if you attempt to make it so you will be made a pariah. Now, let us never discuss this again.

>>28496310
Forks? Bitch, I use spoons. The real mans utensil.
Pfft. Forks.
Pussies and losers use forks. And I think we all know which one you are anon.

On my plate I have:
LilPip staring at a griffon's ass.
Luna cutting her cutie mark off.
And something about a pony rapper.
Mmm, delicious.
Anyone else have something they'd like to to draw so I can write it down?

>>28496302
No!

>>28496335
I don't see it

>>28496315
You're years late on that one bro.

>attempting to take an hour nap before going to work

This can only end poorly.

Send the ponies for me if I'm not back in two hours.

>>28496367
see>>28496327

>>28496322
Twilight in her diaper looks so adorable.

...Christ, I am going to hell.

>>28495952
TBH, I already felt like it was kind of unfair that high-priced auctions are the only way to get fan-made FiM plushes these days. I was planning that I could give folks a break by having a small number of set-price plush commissions a month (limited because hey, I can only make so many), for their base worth of around $30-$50, and auction off any other one-offs I make. I'm still working it out, but for inadvertently helping with the prototype, I could reserve you a slot for a set-price one (if I do wind up doing that), if you wanted.

>>28496347
Archives been marking them today, so it doesn't do a whole lot of good right now.

>>28496377
Give your phone number. I'll send you a pizza to wake you up in an hour.

>>28496335
what if her tail was a fountain of wine that she will never run out of like that mythical cup or what ever it was called

>>28496364
thanks again for the pic, i love it alot : D

>>28496364

>Luna cutting her cutie mark off.

BUT WHY.

Ponies discover the Kerbal Space Program

the only survivors were the ones in Twilight's ship.

>>28496420
I'm very glad you like it!
>>28496434
It was asked, and it seems like an interesting thing to draw.

>>28496403
Yup, pretty much. The only reason that it makes sense is because diapers make butts look bigger.

In which case you like pony ass. You sick fuck.

>>28496420
She would pony centipede herself to have a constant stream into her mouth.

>>28496334
It's the new troll picture

Previous ones were Luke Alan and Nathan's group meeting. Can't remember any other ones

Did I just find two bronies on Omegle?
I just found two bronies on Omegle.

"The odds are slim, but are both of you Bronies? If so, discuss your favorite character.

Stranger 2: yes

Stranger 1: YES

Stranger 2: Rainbow Dash

Stranger 1: Fluttershy

Stranger 2: Fluttershy's my second fav

Stranger 1: She's one crazy bitch.

Stranger 1: I love it.

Stranger 2: YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE ME"

And then Stranger 1 fucking disconnected.

>>28496434
Because sad emo Luna is canon.

This thread needs less OPPP and more Colgate.

OPPP's teeth are probably heavily eroded by years of nightly vomiting.

>>28496418
The orange part of filly Dashs hair isn't frizzy enough you Leth you

>>28496434
i've always said the world needs approximately googol percent more luna but...not like this

not like this.

>>28496484
Its the same dude deleting and reposting.

>>28496403

But you will enjoy the ride down anon. That is all that counts.

>>28496403
Yes you are.
Now get the gun, blow your brains out, and save the world the bother of having to put up with you.
Actually don't, because I'd feel TERRIBLE if somebody committed suicide because I told them to. I'd be flattered, but still terrible.

>>28496416
I.. Yes please. You have no idea how much I appreciate that..
If you need anything else, don't hesitate to ask.

Do you think that cutie marks are in the skin or the fur?

>other ponies
>even comparing to rarity

>>28496322
Now post the one with the shark.

>>28496452
Could you ponify this screenshot?
Scource: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70kV_Wp5WpE&hd=1

I actually had forgotten to brush tonight. Thank you.

>>28496557
DAMN THAT'S ADORABLE

I WANT A PONY HUG

>>28496563
both

>>28496515
Fucking pony threads turning me into a pedophile diaperfag scat fetishist.

>>28496581

>>28496563

Magic tattoes.

>>28496581
I say there should be a whole series of those edits. Giant snakes... bears... Pinkie...

>>28496563
Skin: those areas are bald because of coverage from the cutie mark, like a tattoo.

>>28496503
Picky picky. I already merged the layers. Fixing that would be a pain in the butt.

>>28496563
fur pattern

>>28496601
How do you forget to brush your teeth?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsBw_eRFgmo&feature=related
Does ANYBODY care to explain just why something this god awful exists?
Just... WHY.
Just because it sounds like a good idea, doesn't mean it's a good idea you should follow through.

>>28496495
maybe colgate should help her with brushing and not just holding her mane out the way

poor thing cant moderate ; - ;

Took a break for a bite to eat but I've got my colors on now.

Also, re-whoring myself because it actually worked earlier today (+2):
http://sbshouseofpancakes.deviantart.com/

If you +Watch I will project happy thoughts in your direction.

>>28496632
>Pinkie

Woah bro, you just went too far. Pielight is a terrible ship.

>>28496403
everything a pony does is adorable no matter what it is. prove me wrong.

>>28496601
It's my job to make sure that the fanbase not be taken over by the overweight neckbeards who don't bathe or keep up their appearances.

Making sure everyone brushes their teeth daily is only the first part.

Looking for some feedback on this album art I'm making for Vol.2 of Super Ponybeat as well as someone to smooth out the edges a bit.

Any constructive feedback would be useful.

>>28496643
So shaved ponies are all blankflanks?

>>28496566
Fuck yeah Rarity.

>>28496654
>implying otherwise

>>28496679
pielight is only bad because it isn't twinkie

>>28496495
Colgate stays with Berry because she wants to change her dental hygiene

>>28496322
Is that a menstruation diaper?

In Texas, you brush your teeth with a handkerchief, just like cowboys used to do. It's a law.

>>28496590
I have no idea what is going on in this.

>>28496692

Well i just shave, that count right?

>>28496690
Yep.

Ponies make even the most mundane of tasks adorable.

>>28496654
>>28496566
>>28496698
>>28496699
>>28496692
Ohshit, do we get to have another Rarity is best pony argument? I loved the one from earlier today!!

>>28496734
What's the penalty for not?

>>28496739
Isn't it obvious?

>>28496729
Horses don't mensturate.

>implying anyone's ever going to kiss you

>not having all your teeth removed and replaced with platinum ones

>>28496697
I don't know. Artists should draw more shaved ponies so we can see what they look like underneath.

>>28496739
it's a rammstein video i think

you're not meant to understand it

>>28496750
>implications

>>28496743
No! Go brush your goddamned teeth!

>>28496758
Are they robbing a bank or something?

>>28496766
>Implying indestructible ceramic teeth arnt the future

>>28496734
no, in texas you brush your teeth with a handkerchief that has soaked in all sorts of alcohols.

i should know, kut ku is a cowboy who flies over houston traffic with style

this is canon. i want to read fic about it now.

>>28496696
looks good man, I've got no critisisms

I've been without internet for the past week or so.

Have I missed anything noteworthy?

>>28496485
Found another and...
What the fuck were they talking about?

How do you feel about My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic?

Stranger 1: TERRIBLE
Stranger 1: CANCER
Stranger 1: DIE
Stranger 1: IN
Stranger 1: A
Stranger 1: FIRE
Stranger 2: im a brony
Stranger 1: FUCK YOU BRO
Stranger 2: deal with it
Stranger 1: i dont get it
Stranger 1: please explain it to me
Stranger 1: im not really mad or hate you but i just see them all the time
Stranger 2: i masturbate to animal genitalia
Stranger 1: and its like wtf
Stranger 1: ok
Stranger 1: thats what it's about?
Stranger 2: yes
Stranger 2: feels good man
Stranger 1: i just dont feel the same way im sorry
Stranger 1: but i wont judge you
Stranger 2: are u gay?
Stranger 1: no
Stranger 2: homophobic bigot
Stranger 1: not at all
Stranger 2: you must be a middle class suburban white boy
Stranger 2: fucking ignorant christian bigots
Stranger 1: yeah but im not christian
Stranger 1: i fucked a girl in the ass
Stranger 2: racist nazi
Stranger 1: does that make me more relative to you
Stranger 2: how old was she
Stranger 1: 25
Stranger 2: and u?
Stranger 1: it was nice
Stranger 1: 23
Stranger 2: nice
Stranger 1: yeah
Stranger 2: how tight was it?
Stranger 1: virgin
Stranger 2: virgin in the ass?
Stranger 1: yep
Stranger 2: or virgin general?
Stranger 1: not virgin general
Stranger 2: how do you know she was an ass virgin?
Stranger 2: its not like they get looser or anything
Stranger 1: she told me
Stranger 1: i dont know if hse was telling the truth though
Stranger 2: did you cum in her ass?
Stranger 1: yup
Stranger 1: and she farted it out
Stranger 1: kinda gross
Stranger 2: good man
Stranger 1: but i lived with it
Stranger 2: did you eat it?
Stranger 1: nope

>>28496794
Imma go brush my teeth now! And then I'm going to bed!

>>28496791
I'm about to ruin it. Watch.
>implying implicating implications.

>>28496797
>>28496783
>>28496590
Godamnit.
It's a Rammstein video, the first part (the award giving) is mocking the idea that the media gives so much time to crimes. When there are other problems that they should be focusing on.

>>28496811
If that's all, I just need someone to smooth out the rough edges for me and it's ready for use.

>>28496830
Continued.
Stranger 2: awww man
Stranger 1: no felching for me sir
Stranger 1: have you done that?
Stranger 2: racist bigot homohpbooe
Stranger 2: yes lots
Stranger 1: how was it
Stranger 2: love it love it
Stranger 1: are you a gay guy
Stranger 2: gay gay GAY
Stranger 1: do you "poz" people
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 1: or is that a myth
Stranger 2: its true
Stranger 1: oh wow
Stranger 2: it happens
Stranger 1: jesus christ
Stranger 2: gay people are...really degenerate
Stranger 2: oh well... it feels good
Stranger 2: i dont do it though
Stranger 1: i live in the city and when i walk by homeless people i have a phobia that they'll prick me with an aids infected needle
Stranger 1: i purposely walk far enoguh away from them that I can react in time
Stranger 2: it happens more in bars and clubs
Stranger 1: what
Stranger 2: stay away from it
Stranger 1: pricking people with a needle or just straight up slamming someone with aids infected cum
Stranger 2: pricking happens, and the cum thing probably wont happen in the street
Stranger 1: damn, thats a rough game, good luck to you sir have fun with the steve jobs

>>28496809
I'm working on it, man. It's big. I'll be done when I'm done.

>>28496797
It's a heist to steal the transcripts of season 2

ALL MY HUGS

>>28496829
Not really. The past few days has been full of /co/ bashing on a particular popular fanfiction.

So I liked this show but I haven't looked at its threads on /co/ in a while. I've seen MLP "brony" "THIS IS THE OFFICIAL..." threads elsewhere and christ I cannot help but hate them. I can't wait for the show to come back and the summer to leave.

>>28496829
my liver didnt fail on me, but idk if thats pony related

THIS THREAD IS GOING FAR TOO FAST FOR ME!

>>28496836

>>28496866
Past Sins?

>>28496866

which is?

>>28496776
Hey you

You said you haven't been thinking about her, but you're doing that series so, is Vinyl Scratch not going to get raped? Also I forgot my other question

>>28496829
Not really. Snips is in season 2. Colbert said "Bronies" in the opening cheer of an episode. That's about it.

>>28496851
in the rape story what happens to fluttershy, i forgot

>>28496868
If you see any thread started with that awful copypasta, it wasn't any /co/ regular that started it.

>>28496877
It's like I'm on /b/ again.

>>28496557
Well yay. I'll just let you know on DA whenever I do finish the pattern and go into production of these things.

>>28496841
I see. So it's more of a political music video?

>>28496834
>implying implied implications of implying your implied implications that were implied

>>28496851
Why.

>>28496897
>Snips is in season 2

...But Snails isn't?

>>28496696
>>28496696
>>28496696
Is there ANYONE that would be willing to smooth out the rough edges like around the bow and such so that this could be put to use? Or straight up vector it?

>>28496757
You get kicked out of the state, tied to the back of a pickup truck.

There is too much Rarity in this thread and not enough Colgate.

>>28496868
That's /b/, we're different

>>28496910
Not really, a social commentary would be closer to the truth.
Although Rammstein has received plenty of flak. Most of which comes from the misunderstand of their lyrics. They did receive the stigma of being called National Socialists/Fascists for quite some time, but that went away after the band told people that they were wrong.

>>28496927
trixie came back, seduced him and they eloped to fillydelphia

>>28496898
You could always reread it?

>>28496898
he isn't doing the main characters. Tozac wrote Fluttershy/Big mac dual raped

I love you all.
Now, yesterdays news, synopsis, gief.

WHy the fuck am I always late when posting in new threads.

Colored this just cause it would be quick. The other requests are still in the works

>>28496960

>>28496881
Fuck you, Luna!! I was staying up until 1AM all of last week and my fucked up sleep caused me to get, like, 3 days behind on my shit at work.

>>28496944
Don't ask us to do it

Not because we're asses, but it's not even close to it being season two, there's no passion to get any kind of that shit done yet.

> someone mentioned Past SIns

>>28496960
>implying you can EVER have enough rarity

>>28496898
I'm not writing a rape story about Fluttershy. She goes to Manehattan and has consensual sex with a zebra.

>>28496893

I couldn't remember so I had to check the master Rapering list. No, she's not on there. Maybe I should add her. The limiting factor is the lack of male characters.

>>28496757
Rape. Buckets and Buckets of Country Fried Rape.

And you have to live in Houston. Forever.

>>28496986
THERE ARE REAL PONIES IN NEW MEXICO

>>28496972
I know for sure I couldn't understand the lyrics at all.

>>28496927
Oh man that would be something. An episode about a group of friends breaking apart due to differences before being reunited despite all that.

Then again, that would mean a Snips and Snails episode.

Hater + ponies = lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiHNeaGP6X4

>>28496953
ill make sure to not skip a day, how else will i ponies and drink alcohol all day in houston?

not that being black would help with being tied to a pickup truck at all, now will it?

sup guys

>>28496897
>Colbert mentions bronies

Got a link? I want to hear it myself even if it is small.

>>28496887
This one got it:
>>28496883

>>28496944
Do you have an original or something? Linework? Anything cleaner, but unfinished?

I might be able to do something with it, but as it is, that would be a bit of a pain.

Why are the ground ponies so uninteresting.

Durr am an Applejack and I shit trees all day
Hurr Im pink and I throw parties and shit

>>28497014
fluttershy would never agree to that so it is rape

>>28497006

>>28496970
No we're not. We've been on a circling drain of depravity and autofellatio for the last two months, desperate for any kind of Pony material.

>>28496996
>implicating implied implications of being simply implied when implied implications of implying your implied implications that were implied instead of implicated while implying implicated implications

there are too many people interested in ponies

things were better when it was only the real fans

>>28497009
But you guys touched up the LAST one I did...

>>28497010
Never change /co/

>>28497054
I can put up the PSD file in mediafire if you want

>>28497010
>that entire image

what the fuck am I reading?

>>28497026
What if Snails teamed up with a super-smart but otherwise fairly incapable pony that has plans to take over Equestria?

>>28497027
>Implying I'm not gay.

i enjoyed past sins and i also approve of nyx abuse. deal with it nerds

>>28497111
>implying forever +1

>>28497063
Beedrill spotted

Why not?

Did we ever get that Twilight/Pinkie art?

>>28497080
Speaking of circlejerks....

>>28497112
That might work. I'll do what I can with it.

>>28497130
>black.jpg

>>28497080
>implying the implications that you are currently implying despite those falsely implied implications that were implied by you being implied by another implying person who likes to implying implications.

>>28497091
That was then, this is now. A stagnit time where nothing get's done and we just bitch about fanfics and art.

>>28497051
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8WrKIvSEWI

>>28497027
I have always wanted to ask if Ghost promote suicide.

>>28497014

Can I get a link to all this rape?

>I am a terrible person I know, but I love the dark and depressing.

>>28497089

>>28497163
http://www.mediafire.com/?670y0porr4m4oa4

Like my last one, It's an edit of a screenshot. I can't actually draw worth shit but I'm fairly good when it comes to editing. I just can't figure out how to keep the edges smooth. Blur tool makes the lines dark...

>>28497010
the point being past sins is a shithole

>>28497014
the lack of males does suck
your list of pairings is a surprise, I'm sure

>>28497206
>implying forever +∞+1

>>28497179
>My name is Buck and I like to fuck

>>28497049
what up

>>28497179
>implying you arent jelly mad because rarity styled on you

>>28497192
So once we are done bitching about past sins, what's next?

If I may make a suggestion, how about this one, pulled from the EqD Pre-Readers "Fuck No" file: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7175255/1/bHow_b_bI_b_bGot_b_bYour_b_bMother_b_To_Love_Me

what ship do you hate the most

>>28497248
>implying forever+∞+9*10^24

>>28497192
I've only written three of 13 (?) so far. They idea was that they'd be intentionally short. And a parody of some of my earlier stuff. Basic synopsis: Rarity finds a book of magic in Twilight's library. She thinks it's about a love spell. So she sets up a dating service. The book is curse, Rarity's going insane, and everybody's getting raped.

Chief Thunderhooves rapes Sweetie Belle

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1dxMIFXuQGXJ10IhBcTD9Rt3-KUQIng4BedazFa2EIbM/edit?hl=en_US

Royal Guards gang rape Zecora

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1YjKqS1eSVjZn5svHAcVPwrHB8d3LZE0m1VdvXL395Po/edit?hl=en_US

Prince Blueblood rapes Little Strongheart

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1dWF9cb_ZHxYseBEOx_0BjLVIEU-EJwVOG2wXZi7KfZI/edit?hl=en_US

pony pizza party

>>28497283
Appledash

>>28497280
once i publish my thing, it'll probably end up as a primary target if only on principle

>>28497283
Heterosexual Ships, every single one of them.

>>28497014
>The limiting factor is the lack of male characters.

Have the three pegasi gotten any yet?

Well, the two with speaking parts and established characters anyway...

Hey, I got banned the other day, but I don't know what for. The thing said my post had a "banned URL," but I was only talking about MLP, and didn't post any URLs.

What gives?

>>28497283

Appledash.

>>28497233
>your list of pairings is a surprise, I'm sure

Originally, yeah. But I kinda stopped caring. Can post if you'd like.

>>28497289
>implying they cant

>>28497294
>implying forever+∞+9*10^24+1

>>28497280
>fanfiction.net

>>28497283
Anything with the C.M.C.

>>28497307
>Chief Thunderhooves rapes Sweetie Belle

I say dark and depressing, not revolting and immoral.

>>28497307
>Prince Blueblood rapes Little Strongheart
...I've got to see this.

>>28497214
I was thinking more the edited screenshot, since in this file the layer already seems fully edited. I'll take a screenshot and try to redo the background for you, and then you can add whatever other effects you've added.

No guarantees, but I'll see what I can do to clean it up.

>>28497328
this

>>28497336
The three pegasus bullies are going to rape Derpy. In front of Dinky.

>>28497283
PinkieDash I like the least

>>28497328

You mean the only kind that really matter?

>See adorable pony that comes up to my knees at medieval fair
>go around to the gate to pet it
>kneel down to see it's eyes
>it's eating it's own poop
what the fuck man

>>28497357
I'm suggesting it as something to bitch over and laugh at.

Fanfiction is fanfiction, no matter the site.

Did you know that every time you go to sleep, a pony is born, and that when you awaken, up to three other ponies die? Food for thought.

>>28496881
> isaaaacc...

>>28497260
DJ PONY FTW

>>28497379
You already did gangbang dunkass

All this Rarity love is starting to look allot like Trixie.

Makes me want to draw some defacing Rarity pics.

>>28497283
any with Pinkie Pie or Fluttershy
they are just too innocent for something like that dammit

>>28497307
>Royal Guards gang rape Zecora
This sounds hilarious.

>>28497379

Take dinky out plz, i wat to fap to that.

>>28497360
here is the screenshot I used.

I was really just looking for a touch up job...

>>28497357
>>28497280
>fanfiction.net
Generally, this is why I think it'll be hard to overthrow EqD as pony fanfiction central. Say what you will about the stories they post, at least they make sure that the grammar is correct.

>>28497324
>implying anybody's going to care about your fanfic.

The only reason people talk about Past Sins over here is because it's gotten such a huge fandom over at Ponychan, with much artwork made of it. Not even Ponychan is going to like your shit.

http://askpuppetponies.tumblr.com/

Guys, uploaded 2 more vids tonight. One more to come.

>>28497307
>Prince Blueblood rapes Little Strongheart

>fall asleep for a minute
>see this
; - ; why would you do that

>>28497391
Real horses are disgusting, stupid, and often quite mean spirited. I got bit by one once.

>>28497433
I think it's too far gone to touch up.

Or at least I don't know how to with it all being merged already. I'll work on it a bit and see what I can come up with at least.

>>28497439
Hurray!

>>28497408
There are only so many different types of rape that involve a single rapist.

>>28497391
Ponies are dumb.

>>28497397
what's up?

>>28497359
>Little Strongheart thought that she had won, that she had beaten him off.
>she had beaten him off

>>28497415
>any with Pinkie Pie or Fluttershy
>or fluttershy
How about non-sexual best bros "shipping"?

>>28497307
I also remember Applejack being raped by some ponys, and Fluttershy being fucked by Bic Mac
>oh god why

Is this the series you said? Can you link all your work? I am interested.

>>28497393
I suppose. I still prefer fanfics on Google Docs.

>>28497408
Again, link all rape.

>My grand parents weep at such calamity.

>>28497435
I would really like to see fimfiction.net/fimfiction.com surpass EqD as the center of MLP fanfics.

The blog system is really ill equipped for the sheer number of stories it receives.

>>28497453

I had a horse that delighted in attempting to murder all creatures smaller than it. Cats, Dogs, Tortoises, you name it, it tried to end them.

>>28497493
>she had beaten him off

>>28497388
Nah, I just don't like pregnancy and fan children. That's why I like gay ships more than hetero ships.

>>28497346
I've been mostly surprised so far, I like it

>>28497504
Related series by a different author. Tozac.

hurr, I have pretty dress, now I'm pretty poni

I don't know why people still equate ponies with My Little Ponies as if they were the same creatures.

>>28497504
Applejack getting it from the guard and Fluttershy from Big Mac was a different series by a different author. Tozac's. Nobody knows where he is now, though, so we've only got RS's sub-par rape work.

Don't get me wrong, he does fine, but when it comes to rape, Tozac's is way better.

>>28497307
>She raised her little curly table up between her legs, but it was a futile gesture.
>table
Cool proofreading, bro.

>>28497533
Fuck you and your magical ass baby s!

>>28497486
How about having them each rape her, but on a different day?

I can't wait to be a stupid piece of shit all day and deliver all these letters

Oh fuck I keep being sodomized by all of these Pegasus ponies

I WARNED YOU ABOUT RAPISTS MA !!!!
I TOLD YOU DERP

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

I TOLD YOU MA
I TOLD YOU ABOUT RAPISTS!

>>28497508
>fimfiction.net
>not ponyfictionarchive.net

Welp, it's not like we already didn't know you were retarded.

>>28497453
i was once hospitalized because a horse bit a sizable chunk out of my ass. i still have the concave scar

>>28497533

>fan children

Then why do you like the gay ships? They have more kids than the very few straight ones in this fandom.

I despise hypershipping with children too, there are many autists around that can't live without it though.

>>28497429
RS brought Dinky into this world, he can destroy her.

/r/ing the mane 6 cuddling

>>28497510
Hey, Isaac.

Fuck you.
>and your because.png

Faceless around tonight?

>>28497533
Plus cute girl pony being cute with another cute girl pony explodes the cuteness meter.

>captach: the forchan
Oh man..

>>28497559
WHY MUST THE FIRE OF TALENT BE SMITTEN OUT OF EXISTENCE SO QUICKLY
>even if that talent is writing about rape

>>28497595
Is there a fan child of Rarity and Fluttershy yet?

>>28497577
>curly little table

>>28497577
Thanks. Fixed.

>>28497481
Not that hard to separate them back out again.

http://www.mediafire.com/?i1pxpt1dkq87rye

Octavia and Cello are now their own layer.

>>28497508
True, but I've dropped countless stories because of bad grammar. A dropped comma here and there is forgivable, but when all the commas have been abducted by aliens, along with all the periods, I just leave.

>>28497591
>fimfiction.net/ fimfiction.com
>ponyfictionarchive.net
>Equestria Daily
How many sites do ponies have?

>>28497595
I like pregnancy but hate fanchildren. What do?

>>28497499
You mean like canon stuff? Not the same guy but friendship is my only ship...I'm sorry.

>>28497625
god dammit, let's please not become moj

>>28497379
i dont believe you. you will not write this.

>>28497642
I have a modest proposal for you.

>>28497633
There's another typo in there a little after that, but I've already finished the super cool story, bro, and don't feel like opening it back up to find it.

>>28497591
Didn't even know that one existed. Looks nice.

If either of them take over the pony fic scene, it would be an improvement over the blog.

>curly tables

how drunk were you to make a table curly?

>>28497603
Oh, I already killed her awhile ago.

>>28497669
Please tell me I'm not the only one that got this joke...

>>28497307
i like how to make an actual story stand out you have to write it very well and have an interesting premise
to make a clopfiction stand out, pair two completely unrelated characters

>>28497684
Apparently Seth has some association with fimfiction.net, and only promotes that one.

>>28497499
>non sexual
im totally ok with it

>>28497642
Too bad faggot, you get pregnancy you get fan children.

It's you punishment for shipping everything with Big Mac.

>>28497726
You're not.

>>28497726
nope.avi, you aren't.

The rest of us are just trying hard to ignore Raging.

>>28497686
Maybe it was untreated wood and he left it in a warm damp place

>>28497642
Miscarriage!!! Oh the sorrow, the tears and the pain. Has anyone done that yet?

>>28497726
whats the joke

>>28497589
welp
looks like the fic has been written

>>28497642

Do what real horses do. Have them stomp the unwanted foal to death immediately after birth!

>>28497760
>Writing the last three parts to Pregnant Rarity clopfic
>Don't think B^Uckly'ing my readership hasn't crossed my mind.

>>28497742
That's why the only children from shipping should be Scootaloo and Apple Bloom.

They're both Big Mac's.

>>28497760
yep.

>>28497737
But fimfiction is being run by knighty, who as far as I know has no direct affiliation with Seth.

It's probably just because of the Trixie theme...

Finished this one

>>28497732
easy popularity. rs always bitched about his stories not getting readers so he went the easy route

where's that one omegle where one dude talks about a double apple dildo between fluttershy and applejack?

>>28497726
Besides that grimdark Derpy fic, what else have you worked on?

>>28497748
Any recent art?

has there ever been something like favorite quotes from the show thread?

>>28497691
>Create adorable beloved OC foal
>have her get teased, killed, and witness her mother get raped and will probably get raped too

I don't even

>>28497787
>freckled
>gangly
>exact same color as AJ

>>28497774
>He's never heard of A Modest Proposal

Confirmed for never having been to College. Or a competent high school English class.

>>28497804
By me? Yeah. It's on FiMChan somewhere.

If RS wanted to make a clopfic that stood out, he could just make one about fat ponies

>>28497559

All of Tozac's rape work magically ends with everyone happy, as if nothing ever happened, or in Fluttershy's case, life improved.

Rape does not work that way.

>>28497748
Probelm, Sang?

>>28497821
>Create OC
How sickening.

>FiM animators are drawing OC ponys for ponychan now

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/08/signed-pony-from-fim-animators.html

PONYCHAN

>>28497841
Fat ponies you say?

Fuck, I'd read it, obviously.

>>28497833
Fuck, I forgot about that. Dammit, now i feel uncultured.

>>28497833

>college

A Modest Proposal used to be read in middle school, at least in Florida. God knows what its like nowadays.

>>28497858
>ends with everyone happy, as if nothing ever happened, or in Fluttershy's case, life improved.
So it's Paranoia Agent but with rape?

>>28497860
Not really, I just like to be a popular dude. And hating you seemed like a popular thing to do. I've actually never read anything you've written; and I've a feeling you can say the same.

>>28497492

>>28497804
I have an unfinished Doctor Whoof fic that i still need to get around to competling. I also have the first fic ever posted on EqD, called Porcelain Secrets (and a follow up to it, Mushy Stuff).

Aside from those and what you've mentioned, the only other notable thing I've written is Pony Feathers which Noel did some art for.

Non pony related, I did a Majora's mask fic that everybody really seemed to love. It was written as an origin myth for both Majora and the races/main landmarks of Hyrule.

[spoilers]I have written a few things under another name recently, though[/spoiler.

>>28497864
could be much
much
much
much worse
at least it has a decent color palette

Anyone have a picture of nyx for a color reference?

>>28497889
I'm a year into college and we read it in 9th grade in my school in New York.

>>28497833
>he needs to go to college or high school to know about Jonathan Swift

Eqd does something completely different for fanfiction. It's not a Fanfiction website.

People already upload everything to the other ones. Eqd just spotlights the good and great stuff, with external links.

>>28497794
Did you?

>>28497799
Maybe I should reinvent myself as a guy who writes MLP fanfiction that nobody wants to read. Ironically.

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
how do you feel about my little pony; friendship is magic
Stranger 1: i luv it :3
Stranger 2: terrible
Stranger 1: jk never seen
Stranger 2: aw:(
Stranger 1: so i have no opinion
Stranger 2: yay
Stranger 1: but its fans are terrible
Stranger 2: excellent
Stranger 1: i might watch it
Stranger 2: fans usually are, of everything
Stranger 1: indeed
Stranger 2: how to you feel about homestuck?
Stranger 1: haha
Stranger 1: ha
Stranger 1: haha
Stranger 1: hahaahahahaha
Stranger 1: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger 1: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Stranger 1 has disconnected

>>28497504
Tozac's work

Prologue and Chapter 1:
FzTcb1Zv

Chapter 2: Applejack:
NiLgYUMz

Chapter 3: Pinkie Pie:
smyZxt2z

RagingSemi's work

Chief Thunderhooves rapes Sweetie Belle

docs.google.com/document/d/1dxMIFXuQGXJ10IhBcTD9Rt3-KUQIng4BedazFa2EIbM/edit?hl=en_US

Royal Guards gang rape Zecora

docs.google.com/document/d/1YjKqS1eSVjZn5svHAcVPwrHB8d3LZE0m1VdvXL395Po/edit?hl=en_US

Prince Blueblood rapes Little Strongheart

docs.google.com/document/d/1dWF9cb_ZHxYseBEOx_0BjLVIEU-EJwVOG2wXZi7KfZI/edit?hl=en_US

This is all the good rapefics out there? I am making a list of the best fics out there, normalfics, grimfics and clopfics.

>>28497938
>good
>great

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>28497916
And... spoiler fail.

So tired... It's been a busy weekend.

So am I to believe sugoi means cute?

>>28497864

To be fair, that actually isn't any more terrible-looking than your usual pony in the show. In fact, it looks pretty much like a Colgate recolor with glasses.

>>28497925

>>28497898
Yeah, I avoid reading other people's works. Makes it so easy to avoid the constant >opinions shitstorms. Although I have been tempted to read Preggity.

>>28497864
>implying we didnt already know all of the animators are massive furfaggot OC loving homos

>>28497944
or reinvent yourself as a guy who writes MLP fanfiction that's actually good. but that's too hard isn't it?

>>28497938
Sorry, I'm a fucking pre-reader. I know that's bullshit.

We just get it up to c-grade before letting it through. We don't even pre-read updates.

>>28497807
I don't think it was a thread topic, but I brought it up once and the thread ran with it for a while.

>>28497986
No. Cute is かわいい.

>>28497938
Never thought of it that way. But it still makes it feel like a better place to get my fanfiction, like asking /co/ about which comics to read.

>>28497970
Know of any good fics out there. I need to read the Trixie fics Nanaki recommended where she ends up in Appaloosa.

>>28497925

>>28497944
Do it up.

>>28497864
You know what? That's swell that an animator did that for him. He's a lucky guy.

I want to be mad that they haven't paid attention to us but pretty much every shoutout to fanon that has been made has been directed at the fanon that /co/ made. So I'd be wrong.

>>28497986
sugoi => awesome (Japanese)

>>28497964
Err... you might want to just use the various pony fiction archives. There are thousands of normal fics and hundreds of clopfics.

>>28497940
yes


>>28497989
SWEET SHIT! THANK YOU! WHO NEEDS NYX WHEN YOU HAVE GUMMY

>>28497964
I.......im speechless.

>>28498000
It's true, the animators are pretty gay.

>>28498014
Leth, did you see the updated PSD I posted with the layers separated for you?

>>28497999
>Got trips
Well, I lose.

Anyway, that feels like a pretty high compliment. I've heard some of your early stuff was big ship-writing and character development in the earlier part of the fic-writing portion of the fandom. It's a shame, I get to read a lot less than I wish I could.

>>28498000
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH

>>28497986
Sugoi means cool

>>28497944
do it all ironically

>>28498030
Grim/dark fics:

Bubbles:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RgkrBTryVCfmAARA5ZCMTY4nTa2ta2-mhmdpxvipEoA/edit?hl=en&pli=1
#%20

Cupcakes:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qTTzMqlRTHeHIarZZhwQhADc-1aff9fkHKWx-kn0wMk/edit?hl=en

Alt endings/sequels to Cupcakes:
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/02/story-cupcakes.html

Today, Tomorrow, Forever:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1xy28CF7zMdwfbmRnBnIXygJxnHR7UZqgSdjt7YX0dBA/edit?hl=en#

Simply Rarity:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qdXe1LEcR6_s3JeA4hmVoeDMUACDjjz9VbU67F8ru_k/edit?hl=en_US

Sweet Apple Massacre:
4f0Zuh3B

Bitter Sweet:
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/03/story-bittersweet.html

1000 Years:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pX6kU80tbMXhF44Ve-WxCB4o8KHnt7ZrLABrS5zIAbs/edit?hl=en_US

Well Written Fics:

Past Sins:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1fatkK1nAUUcdhgUe95ZkC1M4981WVt1s51bEzjHh3j4/edit?hl=en_US

Quick Fic with Bob-Bob/Lyra:
sxFctPE7

Time Together:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1I9BaNun8OtOzWJwgc_mWxYrNvMv7b8mDOyvdB5UD77A/edit?hl=en_US

Controlling the Weather:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1huBV2G2vTMMKdTHbItKNjJeYdKyw5i4bgnmFLKPmbUo/edit

Everfree Entertainment:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JJiz57akWwqMWJW4dwYu15YI_lOpBN8A_Bt2EjPmaDA/edit?hl=en_GB#

A Day for Spike and Twilight:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rxoXeD9TXDvJaxhr-VLH43G-YnlxrB5EA180nyuaUJE/edit?hl=en_US

Beta:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1E2KNn1Aq81g58MQub73ECF0qCCiy-dzaemFT53vyCZI/edit?hl=en_GB

Unknown title of journel entries about a revolution:
http://i53.tinypic.com/11jvhjr.jpg

>>28498060
Yes, I am trying to figure out how to tackle it.

>>28498067
No, cool is かっこいい

>>28498005
But that's a matter of opinion.

>>28497986
It means "cool"

"kawaii" means cute.

>>28498072
>Well Written
>Past Sins
Still 0/10

>>28498052
Speak.

>>28498005
He doesn't take fanfiction seriously enough!

He thinks it's all all just a big game!

>>28498086
of course it is. and past sins being garbage is just an opinion

>>28498000
>works on the show
>calls them applebloom and rainbow dash
>applebloom and rainbow dash
>applebloom and rainbow dash
>works on the show
>is a furry

>>28498097
God damnit, what did I just say?

>>28498012
>implying prereaders actually improve stories

But yeah, I've never seen that much bad fics on EqD. I only read about half of them, though, so I might not be the best example.

But some of the fics I've read are better than professionally published books I've read in my life

>>28498072
You fucked up two of the links, and misspelled Bon-Bon's name. Get your shit together.

>>28498062
I barely did any shipping at all in the early days, actually.

>>28498030
Any fics by HighFructosePornSyrup (RagingSemi before he started just doing clop fics)

Porcelain Secrets and Pony Feathers by me (shameless plug)

The Doctor Whoof stuff by Squeaks.

my favorite band is coldpony, i like the song they wrote for fluttershy

>>28498120
Anata wa full baka.

>>28498114
Exactly my point.

>>28498132
Oh well, trust ponygeneral to get its facts wrong regularly.

I mean, they say past sins is a bad fic series.

>>28498116
He works on the show. He's not going to fucking decry fans goddamn.

>>28498048
You just replied to me twice in one post. Are you as hard as me?

>>28498118
We give feedback for the author to use. Whether or not they listen is their problem.

anyone have video of the latest brony meetup

>>28498164
No, but he could get their names right. That's not applebloom. Jesus fuck.

>>28497944
I want to ask how Derpy will be portrayed, but I want to be surprised. Confliction to the max

>>28498000
Wrong guy brah, that one's just a furfag.

>>28498102
>
>>28498114

>>28498119
Which ones? And fixed Bon-Bon.

I love Applejack

She's the best character in the show

>>28498197
Second.

>>28498181
Well, that's true. But still.

>>28498176
I get that, I blame Seth; in my experience, he only sent my one response, and it didn't really help at all

>>28498197

>>28498072
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6992303/1/My_Little_Western
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6986974/2/FiM_Trix_of_the_Trade

Trixie in Appaloosa.

>>28498197
She loves you too

>>28498197
True dat.

>>28498197

Write some pregnant Applejack stories then.

DO IT.

>>28498197
Wait. You're not me. I am me. But you are also me! If you are me, than who am I?! AUWUGH!

>>28498197
nope.

>>28498183
The way I always write her. Mentally retarded with logorrhea.

The three bullies end up with her because they pool their money before going to Rarity's dating service, but it's still barely enough so Rarity scrapes the bottom of the barrel.

>>28498197
I agree I love AppleSnacks

>>28498197
Fucking liar.

>>28498197
Mah nigga.

>>28498197
Yeah, Applejack wouldn't shy away from eating your poop like the others might.

>>28498245
when will this be finished

>How do you feel about my little pony?

Stranger 2: i think it teaches girls very stereotypical values

Stranger 2: and it should be ignored by children

Stranger 2: fuck that shit.

Stranger 2: try petting a real pony too

Stranger 2: that shit will bite your fucking hand off

>>28498193
>> Sweet Apple Massacre: 4f0Zuh3B

>> Quick Fic with Bon-Bon/Lyra: sxFctPE7

Unless I just don't know what to do with those.

>>28498177
>Asking if anyone has video of the latest brony meetup
>I'm in the thread.

Do you really need to ask?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQH0QhJQNVA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSb3i-kKMcI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmvysEgdQ7k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8HgWv-zV6Y

http://s1089.photobucket.com/albums/i353/PDXBronies/NW%20Bronyfest%20August%202011/

>>28498226
>>28498235
>>28498250
>>28498231
>>28498212
>>28498197
>>28498219

O-oh wow, Troll. Successful troll. Very successful troll.

>>28498149
No fuck you I knew Japanese a few years ago JLPT1-2

Not really though you're ok

I don't really have a lot of time tonight, but people pointed me here again! yay~

We turn down a ton of fics. I usually allow it if it's at least 3.5/5 from the pre-readers.

Sure stuff sneaks by that isn't everyone's cup of tea, but for the most part a good amount of stuff is filtered out. I regularly wake up and send 6 things to the moon just left over from my 6 hours of sleep.

And pre-reading updates would be impossible nathan, you see how many fics we get, can you imagine adding updates to that?

New thread.
>>28498259
>>28498259
>>28498259
>>28498259
>>28498259
>>28498259

Episode 2 gag idea:

Princess Celestia falls into a vat of lemonade and her coat is dyed pink.

>>28498270
Not for a long while. I don't even know if it's going to be the next in my Rapering series.

>>28498177
I fucking swear, the entire makeup of the "brony" crowd is nothing but bad facial hair, cargo shorts, fedoras, and social ineptitude.

>>28498216
Sometimes only one pre-reader will read a fic. It's a volunteer job with no strict requirements as to how much we read and when.

>>28498197
>no Fluttershy

but i love AJ too

btw limit reached

>>28498280
pastebin is blocked on 4chan
Add those extensions to the pastebin link, like a YT extension.

>>28498278
>>28498278
It will. Real ponies suck.

for some reason my brain thinks horse rape is ok because its not people, what the fuck.