mlp noire?

>>28477366

Ponies in love

We all know pony should lick pony, but WHY?
Let us discuss the reason for pony lick.

This is now a spike thread.

>>28477366
Nighttime general?

Ponies spanking ponies non-sexually.

>>28477411

Cool. Spike Thread.

So what depraved sexual fetishes do you think the ponies have?

I think Twilight Sparkle is a footfag, Rarity is into BDSM, and Applejack is into wincest but I can't think of any others.

>>28477402
>Marshmallow
>Tasty

That's the only reason I can come up with beside that it's adorable. Even though the ponies aren't made of marshmallow canonically(They give birth the mammal way. How's that possible if you're marshmallow)

>>28477392
I swear, just die you fucking faggot.

>>28477444
There we go

>>28477408
So it begins

>>28477240
In case anyone is wondering. Scootaloo's parents arent Fluttermac. It's two random background ponies. After seeing those posts I went through the fanfic and ctrl+f scootaloo and eventually found (Chapter 15 I think, next to last) it. Extremely disappointing.

I remember that her dad is the mover for which Derpy works for when she drops shit on Twilight's head in FPK and the mom is called Cloud-kicker or something.

oh fine.

Would you wear a FiM hoodie or tee, if you would what would be on it?

>>28477454
That's not friendship.

>>28477480
Trixie one seems to be neutral also I like design.

>>28477481

>>28477444
>BDSM
Fuck yeah.

>>28477480
But I already have a tee.

>>28477434
Wait what... Rarity roleplays Celestia?

>>28477492
..oh but to be honest. If I ever get one for a gift I would wear it until my death.
>Any fuckin one of them. Yes.

>>28477480
>That Applejack one

That fucking hair after the hoodie! I'd be frustrated about that small detail that ruins the entire design if it wasn't ficional

Hey guys whats going on in this thread

>>28477506
Fine
Pokemon gifs thread

>>28477514
It's inspired by a Butterscotch Sundae story.

>>28477534
That's machop right?

>>28477511
Oh cool, do you have a BDSM fetish too, Faceless "Sethisto" Beedrill nicknamed Mito, Prince of 0r0chi's Raging Asshole? I thought I was the only one. Maybe we can get some pony BDSM going up in here.

>>28477539
No, they call it Throh

And he has a counterpart called Sawk

>>28477480
>Rarity
>Trixie
>Octavia

Those I really like the rest... not so much

>>28477447
They're magical marshmallows.

>>28477480
I would wear one if Lyra were somehow involved

>>28477480
Derpy and Octavia ones definetly... a little more subtle and actually not as tacky as the other ones.

>>28477563
Yes. Very much this!

FUCK PAST SINS. DEAR GOD IT'S AGH...
ONE OF THE ALMOST NONEXISTENT THINGS THAT THIS FIC DOES RIGHT IS BLOWN OUT OF PROPORTIONS.
CELESTIA WANTS TO CAST A SPELL TO SEE THE TRUE INTENTIONS OF NYX. PRETTY STANDARD STUFF YOU TAKE NYX CAST SPELL IF EVIL KILL HER IF NOT WELL FUCK HER WHO CARES ANYMORE.
BUT HERE? HERE THIS TEMPORALLY TAKE AWAY IS TREATED AS THE WORST POSSIBLE THING THAT WAS EVER DONE IN THE HISTORY OF EXISTENCE.
TWILIGHT DISAGREES WITH THE TEST AND PUTS NYX ABOVE EVERY LIVING THING. CELESTIA FEELS BAD AND REGRETS THAT SHE HAD PUT EVERY LIVING THING ABOVE NYX. LUNA WONDERS HOW COULD CELESTIA PUT EVERY LIVING THING ABOVE NYX AND TAKE HER AWAY FROM TWILIGHT.
AND NMM. NOW THE ONLY REASON THAT SHE IS EVIL SEEMS TO BE THAT TWILIGHT RELUCTANTLY PUT EVERY LIVING THING ABOVE HER AND LET CELESTIA DO THE TEST.
FUCK THIS FIC. IT DESTROYS EVERYTHING ABOUT FiM. AND THE WORST PART IS THAT SOME PEOPLE THINK IT'S GOOD.
AND IT'S NOT EVEN LIKE TWILIGHT. I MEAN SOME PEOPLE COULD IGNORE MANY OF THE PROBLEMS IT HAS AND ENJOY IT. BUT THIS? IT DESTROYS THE FUCKING SHOW IT'S BASED UPON ALL FOR ONE FUCKING ALICORN OC THAT COULDN'T EVEN EXIST.
SHE IS LUNA'S HATRED THAT WAS REMOVED BY THE ELEMENTS AND REMAINED IN THE ARMOR SHARD. HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK?

I...I need some fresh air...
Why do I torture myself like this?

>>28477539
No it's Sawk.
>Mfw that's the only pokemon gif I have.

We shall discuss what Lyra would do if she were human for a day. I would guess sit on benches.

>>28477580
So... You actually want me to draw Nyx?

...well ok if You insist.

>>28477556
I'd buy the Octavia one.
And let Octavia spank me non-sexually.

Anyway, I'm going to bed. See ya.

>>28477518
Me too. But maybe not in public.
>>28477525
The hair does the same thing on the Rarity one.
>>28477563
Agreed.

Alright you guys.

I live in the country, so there are horses aplenty. Just last week one of my neighbor's horses gave birth to a healthy, young filly. I've been over there a couple times, she ate some sugar out of my hands, etc.

Herein lies the predicament. I'm debating heading over there tonight with a few cans of spray paint and just going to town. I'd only spray paint her flank obviously, and I'd scrub her off after.

I was thinking of just going the Pinkie-Pie route, because her cutie mark seems to be the easiest to do in a hurry. What do you guys think?

>>28477579
what if lyra wanted you to pretend she was a hoodie and wear her for a day

>>28477562

They are sweaty, hair covered mammals and you are stupid. Oh and most of them smell somewhat. Have a nice day.

>>28477586
Dude, dudeeee, dude, DUDE! Take it easy.
That was pretty extreme

I guess she would try dirty human sex all day long

>>28477599
Bye friend! Come back soon!

>>28477613
You will get shot.

>>28477563

How is Octavia and Trixie on there but Lyra isn't? My disappoint is palpable.

>>28477580
yay anon!
you're back!

Fillng this one RIGHT FUCKING NOW: >>28477240
>>28477240

>>28477613

>>28477618
I guess I have right thing right here.
>it's pretty much related.

Hey Faceless, You're a fucking Faggot and need to go die as soon as possible.

>>28477593
NMM raping Nyx.
DO IT.

>>28477644
He had a few more posts in the threads before this.
...

>>28477580
Dude do you even sleep?

>>28477664
Nope
That would mean porn. Imma not doin porn.

>>28477664
But why?

>>28477613
I don't get it. You're going to sneak into your neighbors property, spraypaint the pony's flank, and then head into town? So it'll be like a prank for when the owner wakes up? When are you going to scrub it off then? I don't think they'll get the joke anyway since they probably don't watch MLP.

>>28477681
Fucking prude.

who the fuck is nyx and why do i keep hearing about it

>>28477688
a curse

>>28477700
Boohoo

>>28477681
Okay, how about drawing cute ponies doing cute thinks that doesn't involve Nyx?

>>28477613
>Filly's first day on earth
>Get's painted that very night
>Filly is scared for life
Go ahead man.

>>28477681
Nyxabuse?

>>28477681
Twilight spanking Nyx.

>>28477706
go to eqdaily

>>28477706
Nyx is the new rage of the month

>>28477706
Shitty OC alicorn from a really awful fic that is popular on..ponychan for some reason.
Refer to >>28477240

>>28477366
If you don't have a subject, you could always just NOT MAKE A FUCKING THREAD!

>>28477681
Twilight throws water on Nyx and she melts screaming what a world what a world!

>>28477731
>popular on Ponychan
I'm from Ponychan. No it's not. Nobody's even mentioned that fic there. At least not on the boards I frequent.

How far into production do you think Season 2 is?

>>28477613
I was wonderin'... what other ponified album covers do we have? Can someone post some?

>>28477747
It's in post production right now.

>>28477613

I hope they shoot you with a double barrel shotgun.

>>28477738
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>>28477738
don't worry sir we found a subject.

>>28477706
It's kind'a funny, I hadn't heard of Nyx until last night, and now I've heard so much I never want to hear anything else again.

Basically, she's a filly OC that's supposed to be NMM after she's separated from Luna. The fic she's from was panned for having the main six act like they wouldn't normally.

>>28477778
>cluttering your own thread

HAHAHA, FAGGOT!

>>28477746
Then where the hell is it popular, most of EqDs traffic is ponychan + other random sites, and on EqD it's generally liked.

If I stop posting about Past Sins I will die

>>28477777

>>28477811
It's popular in fanart, but that's about it.

>>28477777
Holy fuck thats alot of 7's

>>28477784
Not only the mane six also Spike and Celestia.
Also he made Luna one of the most retarded characters possible.

>>28477773
Oh cool. I hope then when the series gets some new content, the creepy stuff will die down a bit more. I mean, I just like watching the show, but the fandom at large needs to calm the fuck down.

>>28477855
You mean like me?

>>28477855
When the new episodes roll out we'll be too busy enjoying the episodes and all the animation errors, reaction faces and potential fanon they'll bring about to worry about which pony has the largest futa penis

idle hands, etc

>>28477855
Things will only get creepier as people have more content to work with.

>>28477634
>>28477777

I'd doubt it. The neighbor's are good friends. Plus the stable isn't too near the house. The horses usually don't make much of a fuss anyway. Not sure about fillies though.

>>28477777
Fuck you and you'r 7's
but I do agree that he should get shot.

>>28477873
Oops, uh, bed.

hmm, from what i'm hearing nyx is good in theory but the person who put it into practice is a gigantic faggot?

also with madmax and ms drawing her i wouldn't expect it to disappear... ever now

Okay, that's it. I'm going to read this Past Sins.

>>28477879
Besides, the answer is so clearly Twilight that there is simply no need for discussion.

>>28477896
>OC
>good in theory

No.

>>28477933
>inb4 shark on ass.

>>28477911
If you like Rarity you will barely get passed chapter 2
If you like Spike you will rage as he is brought at a new level of stupidity
If you like the group dynamic and the sheered friendship just...I'm sorry for you...

>>28477896
She's bad in theory. You know those generic stupid OC stories where it's like "HES AN ALICORN, LOST BROTHER OF LUNA AND MARRIED TO RAINBOW DASH AND FLUTTERSHY"? Yeah Nyx is exactly like that, just this one sentence is instead at many thousands right now. And in the fic everybody is incredibly out of character, like, really really OOC. Plus everyone keeps acting like a total idiot all the time. And yet some are still dumb enough to not notice all this shit and like the fic.

>>28477960
duplicate file detected

>>28477896
ok. ok.
MS just drew a quickie sketch with pretty heavily derped nyx.
>don't panic.

Can a show about ponies be about nothing?

>>28477978
Thats impossible!

>>28477982
someone post this MS nyx pic

>some are still dumb enough to not notice all this shit and like the fic
Some are dumb enough to have their own tastes and not listen to what other people tell them?

I don't like the fic, just playing devil's advocate.

>Implying past sins isn't the greatest work of intellectually stimulating literature of our time.

I finally have some time to draw something. Any simple requests?

>>28478000
Dunno, try g3, I'm quite sure it's about nothing.

>>28477933
Why does Twilight have Twilight Sparkle's cutie mark, anyway.

>>28477982
...
Ok it's not that bad...It;s not like she read it or something. It's probably a request.
As long as it's not adorable...

>>28478000
No but your post is about zero's.

>>28478012
Twilight Sparkle in Adventure Time style.

>>28478036
>Megasweet
>she

>>28478012
Derpy as a brain surgeon

>>28478006
>>28478036
I'll fetch it from stream in bad quallity in a minute.

>>28478055
I derped

>>28478008
Okay, bad wording there. It can be qualified as a bad fic, since it is obviously really bad, but yeah, people can like it. Problem is that many start claiming afterwards that it's well written, and that the characters are not OOC; which is however not true.

>>28478012
Fluttershy hugging godzilla.
DO
IT

>>28477881

>neighbor's are good friends
>rape their horses

>>28478012
Rowan Atkinson in Blackadder goes Forth as a pony

I'm going to have to regret this if it's made, right?

>butterscotch updates her self insert fic
>she wants to fuck Pinkie
>lesbian bestiality

SHUT UP

SHUT ABOUT ABOUT PAST SINS

SHUT UP ABOUT NYX

SHUT UP ABOUT DRAWFAGS WHO HAVE NO CONTROL OVER CANON

FUCK YOU /co/.

>>28478101
I don't see anything wrong with that.
Link?

>>28478106
Love you too, Anon.

>>28478101
I don't even

Why would she write such a thing?

>>28478101
"Uh, Pinkie?" I asked.

"You have such a beautiful mane, Connie," she said suddenly, a cheeky little smile breaking out onto her face.

"What? My hair?" I raised a hand to touch it, but Pinkie was already leaning forward to do the same, and her hoof brushed my hand and I went beetroot red.

"It's totally short like Dashie's," Pinkie continued, stroking it. "And it's soooooo soft!"

I felt suddenly uncomfortable being compared to Rainbow Dash, and I had the strangest feeling that I was somehow doing the wrong thing by the Pegasus by letting someone who was possibly her girlfriend caress my hair. I gently moved away out of reach and said to Pinkie: "So Pinkie, uh – are Rainbow Dash and you... close friends?"

"Oh, we sure are!" said Pinkie, nodding her head rapidly up and down. "We've known each other for pony ears... I mean, years!"

"No Pinkie, I mean are you really, really, really close friends?"

Her bright smile widened. "Yup! We're super close… especially when we hug!"

I looked at her through narrowed eyes. "Do you two... hug... often?"

"Oh, all the time!" laughed Pinkie.

"Normal hugs... or special ones?" I asked.

"Oh, super special ones of course!" replied Pinkie. "Why, sometimes I hug Dashie so hard that her wings pop up and she starts panting..."

"Go on..." I said, fanning myself with my hand. It was getting suddenly hot for some reason!

>>28478089
>2011
>Raping you'r neighbors horses.

>>28478071
Shit nigga... there is no stream I'm looking for.

>>28478101
I believe I have some reading to do now

>>28478106
sethisto already posted some art with nyx too didn't he?
and mentioned that he was reading past sins?

he's the king of the bronies, what he says and does is law.
nyx is here to stay

>>28478136

Buttserscotch has been acting a bit off lately.

>>28478172
He said he didn't read it and just finds Nyx cute.
He's a faggot and probably lying so who knows.

>>28478153
>having your hair brushed
>by a hoof
Maybe this is because I've spent too much time around horses, but that sounds pretty uncomfortable.

>>28478153
Wow.

Butterscotch finally went insane.

>>28478153

"…and then she sticks her tongue out and starts moaning 'Oh Pinkie, oh, oh!'"

I shifted about in my chair a bit. Pinkie was miming what Dash was doing during their special hugs, her head thrown back as if in erotic abandon with her mouth open and her tongue lolling out! Surely she didn't mean…?!

Suddenly Pinkie's eyes bugged out, her face went even redder and she got up off the couch and started to stumble around. "And then Dashie goes as red as a raspberry tart and she starts crying: 'Pinkie Pie, I can't breathe! You're hugging me too tight!'"

"Oh," I said. If I'd had big poofy pink hair, I'm sure it would have deflated in disappointment at that moment.

>>28478172
>King of Bronies
>Mfw
>Yfw

>>28477366

Good morning pony general, what is our current top-

>Nyx...again

What happened to you faggots swearing off of that fic and EqD yesterday?

>>28477896
I love you plaster

>>28478172
Sethisto just does what people tell him to do. He's a doormat to the 'community' that has built up around EqD.

>>28478203
It's kind of amazing.
Just, that much what in one place.

>>28478172
You guys need to lay off the jelly. I can't stand Seth, but you're overdoing the EqD hate a bit, especially since it starts to appear in blogposts.

>>28478212
I sure didn't vote for him.

>>28477896
Butterscotch did it before

>>28478218

>>28478250
I didn't even know we had a king.

>>28478225

i have no idea if that's sarcasm or genuine.
either way i love me too. thanks

>mfw i never read a fanfic
>mfw i look at ponyporn
>mfw im on ponychan people get buttmad as soon as you use a curse word
>mfw i draw ponies put them on ponibooru
>mfw i bought a pony doll and licked while i was in bed
>mfw it was rainbow dash
>mfw i put the doll in my undies
>mfw i feel like scootaloo
>mfw i came rubbing my erect penis while having a rainbow dash doll in my undies

>>28478250
You don't vote for kings.

>>28478295
You are Scootaloo?

>>28478136
>>28478117
>>28478168


"Comfy?" I asked, sliding the laptop between us so she'd be able to look at the screen as well.

"Comferific!" said Pinkie. With her little hoofsies curled up underneath her pink marshmallow body, I was suddenly reminded of what an adorable little creature she really was and my heart started to beat faster in my chest.

Oh come on, Connie! You pervert! I shook my head. First you bring an Equestrian pony to our world, and now you're thinking of... I don't know what I was thinking of, exactly. Throwing my arms around her and hugging her like a gigantic stuffed toy and squealing? Climbing onto her back in the hope of getting a pony ride? Just sit there and stroke her mane for a few hours until my hands smelled like cotton-candy? That... that was it, wasn't it?

>>28478216

>>28478336
Take it to Fanfic, idiot.

>>28478295

>>28478306
At least she has the right to vote

>>28478336
You want to fuck Pinkie Pie don't you Butterscotch?

>>28478295
Why, exactly, did you feel the need to share this with us here in the thread?

>>28478295
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>>28478336

>this post
>that fic

Has uhhh...BS lost it? I mean, I'm use to hearing about self insert ponies, but self inserting the canon into our world and then fucking them? That's a little different.

>>28478366
Wow that's alot of 6's

>>28478269
dat ASSSSSSSSS

A line from Butterscotch's latest fic

"I could have stood there and (rather creepily) stroked her fur forever"

>mfw

>>28478172
>he's the king of the bronies, what he says and does is law.
that's a lie

he's ponychan's puppet, EqD belongs to ponychan now.


He can't post what he wants, if ponychan doesn't like it, they'll force him to take it down.


They suck his dick, so he can't complain

>>28478336
When should we expect the PinkiexButterscotch 34?

>>28478397
Speaking of ponychan and forcing it down, how much strain do you think the ponchan servers can hold, in regards of DDoS? They're fairly mediocre afaik.

OTP

>>28478395
She's a true pony fan.

>>28478411
until we get GildaxSpike.

>>28478411
She'd have to take some pictures of herself before we can ship her with Pinkie.

>>28478433
Ew heterosexual.

>>28478429
DDoS us and have fun having every single Ponychanner come to /co/ and faggot up your threads worse than Mito.

>>28478397
I'm from Ponychan and I hate EqD.

>>28478411
I want it now.

>>28478429
That is a horrible idea

they all come here everytime it's down/spoiler]

>>28478429
it's been done before. but the length of time you would need to do it to do any permanent damage is undetermined

So why do you guys talk about the actions of other fans and the content of their/other fan fictions as though they actually matter?

Is it just the lack of things to talk about making you desperate for topics?

>>28478460
Would you rather prefer,
THIS?

>>28478411
there's this

made before the fic, one of her fans requested it

>>28478473
I don't know.

>>28478489
Yeah that's fine.

>>28478429
not that much, but they'd just put it back up later unless it was a very large coordinated attack using many machines with a botnet

>>28478461
I'm from /co/ and I don't want to fuck a horse

>>28478473
It's like how Homestuck threads degrade after a week with no updates, except you guys have to go months untilt he next season. They have to turn to shitty fanfics for new content.

>>28478473
It's 4chan, dude.
4chan just likes to bitch.

CAPTCHA: forit resentsu

>>28477613

Take pics.

For scientific purposes, obviously.

>>28478507
Gotta love stereotyping.

>>28478473
Indeed. I vote the next topic be superheros as ponies

>>28478510
>ponyfags believe this
HAHAHAHAHAHAA

>>28477613
>having access to a week old filly
>spray painting it instead of having sex with it

>>28478507

You don't?

>>28478510
That's funny, because we're usually at our chillest during long update-spans.
Do try and get your facts right bro

>>28478507
i'm from /co/ and i want to hug a pony non-sexually and with no fucked up "the pony will scream and cry tears of blood if you hug it" shit

where does that "non-sexually" thing come from?

>>28478461
>>28478467
>>28478468
>>28478506
I wasn't saying "LET'S DO IT" rather than just asking of their capabilities.

>>28478593
from the fact that some people want to hug ponies sexually and others do not

>>28478550

Well that's what I >implied with "going to town". S'pose I could've been more blunt with my wording, given the subject matter.

>>28478555
Dude I'm way more of a Homestuck fan than a pony fan. Don't try and tell me those threads are something they aren't.

>>28478565
Sounds nice.

>>28478565

No tears of blood, anon. They may freeze or lock up like feinting goats, though. And Derpy might pee herself in terror But the rest you should have no problem with!

>>28478565
Ponies are inherently magical, every time you hug a pony they steal a little bit of your soul and kill you just a little bit.

Would you hug a pony until you die? It would be painless.

>>28478608
Lyra can piss in my face any time.

>>28478555
The influx of people brought into threads because of updates makes them more active, and them ore times you roll a dice the more time's your likely to get 1s; to us an analogy.

However, there is a notable decline in quality of the posts that do remain in both cases; during the update waits that is.
Ponyfags have been waiting moths for an update.
I shutter to think what will happen when we actually get one.

>>28478565
What if the pony wouldn't stop hugging you back and was trying to force sex after you hugged it?

>>28478602
When you said "turn to fanfiction" I stopped listeniing.
That's something that happens once in a blue moon man.

>new content
>implying we don't discuss the previous update/the comic itself
Laughable

>>28478634
>being raped by a pony
i don't know how to feel about this

>>28478628
Butthurt?

>>28478634
THAT, is the shit that ruins these threads.

Take a humorous and non-cancer post, then add pointless fur-fag sex.

>>28478634
>I was hugging Snails
>mfw

>>28478649
No, the shit that ruins these threads is people bitching about stupid shit like fanfiction, tripfags, and taking a humorous, non-cancer post and adding pointless furfag sex.

>>28478649
>humorous
>non-cancer
Oh lawdy, we have a newcomer!

Do you think it's hard to catch a pony? I heard it only takes a couple of pokeballs.

>>28478648
How in the fuck do you get a sense of butthurt from that.

>>28478679

because you are trying to portray homstuck threads as something they aren't? Gotta be motivation for it

FUCK FUCK FUCK IT WASN'T A LIE MEGASWEET REALLY DID DRAW NYX

>>28478675

You have to weaken it by beating the shit out of hit.

>>28478634
Good thing I brought my lube.

This thread is providing great Pony Thread Simulator fodder. I only hope their creator is on right now and busy at work.

>>28478657
>no pants
um well..........fuck it that's just gay.

>>28478708
Will my nail bat work?

Fuck all of you, especially Faceless.

>>28478707
Wow it's fucking nothing.

>railgunner drawing gay porn now

im not sure how to feel about this

>>28478702
I was talking to Thistle, you imbecile

>>28478725

>>28478715

>>28478732

you post in a thread, you invite replies from anyone in it, welcome to 4chan you fucking newfag

>>28478679
I was meaning that people will be butthurt.

>>28478728
Dude, he drew Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash tribbing as the first thing he ever drew that was pony related.

He's always been homoerotically inclined.

>>28478707
Yessss, it's more beautiful than I could have imagined...

>>28478751
Alright then
>>28478748
Eat a dick, shithead

>>28478675
Catching ponies? I just drop a shit ton of maple syrup in the middle of the road. It's like pony fly paper.
Why would you want to catch a pony, though?

>>28478601

>mfw there are actual horse rapers on /co/

>>28478768
I have ALOT of things around the house that need to get done and I am NOT getting out of my chair to do them. In the long run, catching a pony and making it do them for me will be easier.

>>28478768
To become the very best, Like no one ever was.

Still here anon,.
Doing homework.

>>28478799
>implying he wasn't joking

>>28478762

Cant be more newfag than this guy

>mfw no tripcode

>>28478768
We all have our reasons. I, for one, would like to ride a pony.

>>28478657
i usually like everything railgunner does but there is something about this pic i dont care for, im not sure what. horse dick too small? the way snails is sitting on the humans legs?the ears? i dunno. still saved.

I would impregnate a pony non sexually.

Faceless, you are the worst excuse for a fan (let alone a person) to grace /co/.
Killing yourself is the best thing that could happen for MLP.

>>28478825
>mfw he likes tripfags more then namefags

>>28478812
I can't read the spoilers.

>>28478826
Were you the one who drew this?

>>28478861
Okay, BRB, Killing myself.

>>28478825
quit being as much as an asshole as ponychan man

Disregard that I suck horsecocks.

>>28478870
i... i don't think you want to...

>>28478877
Sure was. You like it?

>>28478825
>>>/ponychan/

>>28478893
Requesting Twilight spanking Nyx with a hairbrush.

>>28478866
>mfw when you're defending yourself
damn nigga, you pitifuuuul

>>28478866
kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk

>>28478657
> snails with small dick
> mfw

>>28478882
I will see you in hell. since im going there most likely .

>>28478916
Holy shit man,haa haa,
are you even trying

>>28478890
Nigger don''t you tell me what I want.

>>28478458
Hey there, NTSTS! you fucking faggot

Where have you been, man? We were wondering where you were earlier.

>>28478882

>>28478916
>pitifuuuul
are you black

>>28478893
I fucking love it!
It kinda looks like he's wearing a mask though, there should've been a softer transition into the darker area.
Other than that it's perfect.

http://www.nin.com/strobelight/ You should see this

>>28478964
Someone needs to line Filly Celestia's left foreleg a bit better, it looks like it's melding into the rest of her body.

>>28478914
Why with a hairbrush? Just because you saw that image where Sweetie Belle is spanked with a hairbrush? It would be more logical of Twilight to use a book to spank Nyx.

>>28478829
>Horse dick too small

Yeah, because snails would have an anatomically impossible pillar of horseflesh right?

Go to bed Snails.

>>28478953
Oh hey..
>spoiler text
:/

>we were wondering where you were
No you weren't. I went to bed because I was bored of everything on the internet, and that's a sure sing that it's time for sleep.

Did I miss anything?

Oh wait I just remembered I'm not particularly fond of offing myself for someone elses' amusement or my own if I ever should find that amusement in the first place.

TL;DR ah hahaha you really think I'll kill myself because you tell me to

>>28478998
>go to bed
>its 3pm friday afternoon

>>28479026
>caring about what an anon writes in the spoiler text
I expected better from you. You know it's a harmless little jab. Working on anything at the moment?

Also, we were, surprisingly enough. Faceless as well. Then he turned up, speak of the devil, and everything went to hell.
Besides that, no, you missed jack shit. Today's threads have been the same pointless spectacles they always are.

>>28479083
... WHERE the FUCK do you LIVE that it's FRIDAY?

>>28478812
We should get Seth post this amongs the images section of the fic.

>>28479026
<3 You're my favorite tripfag. Never leave these threads.

>>28478996
I see your point.

>>28479083
>GMT-3
>in 2011

>>28479089
>implying we don't ocassionally have good threads
I was wondering where Faceless was at; and there he is!

Trying to finish this Pinkie Pie story. I was really excited when I started writing it, but now that I've hit the most important part I'm fucking it up, AS USUAL.

These threads are reaching all new levels of shititude. Season 2 cannot hit soon enough.

Hey ponyfags! Ponyfags! Is this true?
<----------------------

I'm asking because if it is, I might just have to watch this thing.

>>28478982
I like the MIDI music going in the background. That's class.
You know, I thought the exact same thing. I didn't want to get shading and stuff going on because that would break that super-contrast look, but in retrospect I think I could've done that highlight stippling like I did on the jacket for a good smoothing effect.
Glad you like it, bud!

>>28479076
>implying anyone in the world is stupid enough to think you wouldn't pussy out

This thread could use more ass to avast.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAwOCDDJCKU&feature=related

>>28479145
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sWldH_AGtA&feature=related

>>28479132
id personally associate it with precure more. but that sounds pretty close to it

>>28479120
>implying that the good threads aren't subsumed by an endless sea of shit
We had some fairly good threads this week. It's just, otherwise, there's an endless parade of terrible that refuses to stop marching. Faceless is generally at the heart of it, so fuck him, much as he is occasionally entertaining.

What's the story about? Also, man, I think you don't give yourself enough credit. What's going so wrong that you're worked up about it?

>>28479137
You'd have to be a complete retard to even consider killing yourself in the first place anyhow.

Oh wait it all makes perfect sense I am a giant chicken-ass cuntfucking semen-drooling prick for not killing myself for amusement of who-gives-a-fuck, I am a pathetic low-life because of this.

>>28479158
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBn5wMnqVSY

>>28479132

Some differences, the ability to fly isn't so much common as its an innate ability of 1/3 of ponies, the ones with wings.

The tea party guest thing, well, the villains either don't get redeemed at all, or if they do, never show up again.

And the lesbian subtext thing is just wishful thinking, it doesn't exist.

Otherwise the other comparisons hold.

>>28479133
Yeah, I was impressed by how good the leather jacket looked. Well done, can't wait to post it in the occasional Adventure Time album thread on /mu/.

>>28479132
Story of the Blanks -> if you're 10 yo it might be terrifying, otherwise it's just neat. We have much worse fanworks than that. Yesterday's opponent, no, not at all. Rest is kinda true.
Anyway, go watch it, it's good shit.

>>28479176
>blaming Faceless
No. Threads go to shit because of infighting and bullshit. Lately most of the infighting and bullshit has been caused not by Faceless or that faggot who put a bunch of tripfag names in his name, but by Past Sins.

>>28479158
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLQW_DKQQ8g&feature=related

>>28479218
Not denying that, but I'm a firm subscriber to the idea of not talking about the devils unless you want them summoned. We'd stopped talking about it. Now we're talking about it. See what I mean?
Faceless was already here anyway, so it's not like things regarding him could get any worse.

>>28479132

It bugs me a bit to say it...but yeah, it's kinda like that I guess.

>>28479194
Aw, c'mon, Faceless. Faceless is a really cool guy once you get to know him! I'm sure that you and Faceless could be great friends once you sit down and just talk to one another.

>>28479176
Eh, I like Faceless. He gave me the idea for this story, as a matter of fact.

>Pinkie Pie dealing with her other, darker half inside the confines of her own twisted mind-scape
It's coming along okay, I just am stuck at a certain point and can't find it in me to write shit anymore. Hence, failure. Thanks for the enouragement though.

So uh..
That new shipping collection is pretty good.
Dat mayor mare fapfic..

>>28479269
Mayor Mare is my favorite pony.

>>28479264

I find it ironic that Jr. is less annoying than the original. Opinions of course.

Anyone know if AJ finish that FluttershyxSpitfire fic?

>>28479285
Jr. is a pretty cool dude, but his self depreciation gets old after awhile.

I'm thinking I'm going to use the pony generator to generate five different ponies and then draw them. Sound like a good idea?

>>28479264
But Faceless(tm), Faceless(tm) is being so Faceless(tm)y against me, It's like he's trying to pull a Faceless(tm) on me so I won't be Faceless(tm) anymore, Faceless(tm).

Oh Faceless(tm), What do I do?

Sincerely, Faceless.


(tm)

>>28479280

I like you too, Anonymous...

>>28479334

What do you mean? As a potential OC for you?

>>28479334
Yes

>>28479334
>drawing OC ponies

no

>>28479365
Nah, just to get in some practice.

>>28479382

I see, well I suppose it is good practice.

>>28479339
™

If you feel like being a faggot in the future, just use that.

Is it weird to fantasize about drinking Scootaloo's urine straight from her urethra with a straw?

>>28479415

I dunno, what do you think?

>>28479415
No.

>>28479334
>generating ponies instead of taking requests
Actually, that idea sounds like fun, go for it, just make sure to post the results because we wub your art.

I like all the threads :3
and I like most of you guys too
(except for the women and the prudes)

>>28479415
Yes.
Though, I think you may have suspected it was so.

>>28479398
That's MY job.

>>28479430
Oh you~
They will hopefully be ridiculous.

>>28479428
Well urine is perfectly natural so I assumed drinking it is perfectly natural too?

>>28479339
You just go and tell that Facelessy™ Faceless™ that if he doesn't stop being such a Faceless™ when you're just being Faceless™, then I, FacelessJr®, will Faceless™ that Faceless's™ Faceless™.

I hope that helps, Faceless™. I will Faceless™ your back anytime you need FacelessJr®, Faceless™.

Faceless™.

Sincerely,
FacelessJr®

>>28479434
Y'know, I think the women would by default be excluded from the grouping "you guys".

>>28479280
Then I certainly hope you know about this

http://askmayormare.tumblr.com/

>>28479453
That's, uh...

something else....

>>28479453
Nope

just another average mlp general

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>28479439
But that's MY job!

>>28479463
I'd let Mayor Mare spank me non-sexually.

Oh well... Time for pony remix

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9B9-TQVXYpM&feature=related

>>28479497
325 posts into bump limit.

whoops how did this get here I am not very good at the internet

>>28479541
Damn it faceless.

>>28479541

>>28479541
Damnit faceless

>>28479517
>>28479541
Oh you guys...

>>28479541
It's like learning just isn't something you do, Faceless. That's sad.

>>28479541
Whoa. I just accidentally saved three copies of that.
Your technical blunder right there is greatly appreciated.

>>28479583
>>28479590
>>28479606
Well I'm SOR- oh god fuck damnit it happened again

Would you tuck Pinkie in and wish her goodnight?

You heartattack you lose
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZerbbBYYfXo&NR=1

>>28479649

I would tuck all the ponies in and, if they asked, read them a bed time story.

>>28479669

hhhnnnnnngggg that's a lot of woo.

>most of the ask pony tumblrs are basically porn dumps
>none of the ones i've seen are actually witty or funny

fuck

>>28479514
Hi Leth, thanks for the Grump Gus shrug, I saw it today when I got up.

>>28479690
They were, but then they got popular, and had to start drawing porn to compete with each other. C'est la vie.

>>28479649
Only if I get to spoon with her, and everytime I squeeze her she farts a little.

>>28479690
>jeapardy thinking music.mp3

>>28479690
Ask Applebloom was great until he quit

>>28479690

The one with Sweetie belle is funny but update slowly and the one with applebloom was the best but now is down, avoid the one with Lyra.

>>28479701
Lowest common denominator, etc.

Fortunately we're above such things here, right?

>>28479701
>compete with eachother
this is a thing?
really?

>>28479649
Yeah, I'd tuck her in. I'd tuck her in good.

Then I'd read her a story. Aww, yeah... and then... I'd get her a glass of water. Oh fuck yeah. And then.... she'd go to sleep and I'd walk out of the room...
and hit the lights on my way out.

That would be soo nice.

>>28479514

>>28479749
This is tumblr we're talking about. It's all one big clique wankfest, and competition to be the number one alpha dog or whatever seems to be the norm. You know, most visible, therefore the best. Fuck that shit.

>>28479701
Donve, Crookedtrees, and Sweatshirt are all pony rule34 artists who are running rule34 ask blogs that are occasionally funny.

>>28479797
GOD DAMN YOU'RE HARDCORE.

>>28479797
Careful dude, people get banned for posts like that. At least put it in spoilers...

>>28479797

Water? At least give her some war milk faggot

>>28479797

>>28479821

>warm

Derp

>>28479821
>war milk

>>28479821
>War milk
Fuck yeah. I'd drink that.

>>28479797
whoa shit dude, that's deranged.

even -I- wouldn't go THAT far...

>>28479797
Fuck, this is hot. I'm getting a little worked up over here now. Can you...can you elaborate?

Looking back on my Scootaloo fic, I think it would have added some cute if I had her actually drink the warm milk that Twilight made for her. It would have slightly changed the ending though.

>>28479797
Reported, informed the FBI, hid under bed

>>28479883
>Twilight making warm milk for Scootaloo
>Not letting her suckle straight from... er...

You know the drill.

>>28479912

Nope, not goin there.

Alright. New day. New stuff to do.

Whoring myself again as I plan to do on at least a daily basis.
http://sbshouseofpancakes.deviantart.com/
If you +Watch I will mail you a cookie.

>>28479962
I still have not received my cookie, sir.

>>28479962
Where;s my yummy cookie?

HAHA OH MY GOD THIS IMAGE IS SO FUNNY TO ME

>>28479883
You don't even write anything any more.

>>28479962
>deviantart

>>28479979
Cookie delivery not guaranteed.

>>28480017
Lol.

>>28479962
I want my cookie.

>>28480017
>>28480017
are your being sarcasm
or something?

>>28479962
>Inb4 cookie

>>28479700
Just realized I forgot the color the face, AGAIN.

Fixed.

>>28480017
-.. --- - / -.. --- - / -.. --- -

>>28479876
My pleasure.

First, I'd take those warm blankets give them a good flounce. They'd straighten out and fall gently down around her neck... oohh... Then, I'd tuck those sheets under each side of the mattress.. really nice and tight... but not too tight, that's uncomfortable.

Snug. They'd be snug. Awww... snug and cozy.

Then, I'd grab that little storybook she keeps hidden inside the drawer in her nightstand. I'd peel that baby open flip to the cutest, warmest story I possibly could find. You know what I'd do next? Do you?

I'd read that story. Ooooohh... I'd read that story in it's entirety to that little snugbug tucked in her bed all cozy. Fuck yeah.

Then... aww... I know it's coming. She'd... ask for a drink. I'd go downstairs quick, really quiet like... yeahhh baby... Mmmm... and come back up... with a glass full of cool, refreshing water. Oh god... yes. She'd drink it up and relax in her bed all ready to sleep.

Her eyes fluttering, I'd whisper softly in her ear... 'Goodnight, Pinkie... have sweet dreams.' MMmmmm... God yes.... and give her a little kiss on the forehead. Aww...fuck.

Quietly, I'd take myself up and tiptoe on out, flipping the lights and letting that snuggy little mare get a good night's sleep. Mmmm... that's how I'd do it.

Oh yeah, you like that? Hold on, I'll be back in 5 minutes.

>>28480019

I do, well, I try to anyway. It's not like people are eagerly awaiting my shit anyway.

>>28480089
>snugbug
Fuck man, I was fine right up until there, thanks a lot.

>>28479962
You doing requests by any chance, SB? I'll take one instead of my cookie, if you want.

>>28479962
Ooh, you're getting better. It's starting to look more solid now compared to some of your older paints.

>>28480089

>>28480098
I haven't been here in a few months. What have you written?

>>28480089
HNNNNNNNGH
Oh god, this is so...I can't help myself, I just-
5 minutes?! But I don't think I can hold it back for that long!

>>28480089
oh god damnit!

>>28480063
No I'm serious

>>28480098
Actually, I've been looking forward to that Fluttershy fic ever since you said you were writing it, but I figured I should stop bugging you about it after a while.

>>28480144

Here's a list of my stuff, all of them were requests, some shorter than others. Feel free to shit all over them, but try to make it constructive please.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WSujyBUchgYEAT4B9fqK0X6xB6RnBDfd533WoSsDYvM/edit?hl=en_US&pl
i=1

>>28480131
>more solid

If you don't mind the subject matter I liked how this guy came out.

Also, something no one pointed out yet. I completely forgot the shadows from the railings.

>>28480130
>You doing requests by any chance, SB?

I'll take some if I think they're something I can do. But I gotta do a theme pic today first.

>>28480203
>Gore FINALLY linking to his work
YESSSSS
please tell me it's not all gore

>>28480170

I was so close to giving up writing yesterday you wouldn't even fucking believe.

>>28479690

the Ask Applebloom and Twilight ones were pretty nice.

>>28480203

>sadaloo

Hhahahahaa.