Celestia is my waifu and I hate myself for it.

>new thread
>last thread hasn't reached image limit
NO.

Never trust a mare to do a stallions job my dear Celestia. Now how about a nice game of ping pong like in the old days before the sun and moon both rose over equestria?

let's make fun of equestria daily

and post celestia

just as planned

Hey guys, now, I made this OC a while ago. His name is God, he rules over space and time, he is quite famous within in OC community, I even wrote a massive fanfic about him with a few sub plots.

Likes: People worshiping him, sacrifice, cutting peoples dicks, staying up all eternity

Dislikes: People not worshiping him, blacks, the chinese, video games.

>>28401737

>>28401829
im ok with moar Celestia

This is my OC, he has a dark tragic past and is really emotional and deep. He writes poetry and stuffs

>>28401804
Luna is mine.

Waifubros?

>>28401831
Horus? Working with the Xeno-ponies? Hmm...seems like madness, albeit what Chaos isn't? Of course! This is all a plot of the Dark Gods, specifically the false Emperor's Children! To find a new mount for the dreaded....

DAMNIT, WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU FUCKERS!?

I was jerking off to Toddlers and Tiaras the other night and one of the girls has a pony they regularly paint pink with food colouring.

Would you guys fuck it?

>>28401870
Mine is way cooler than yours. Plus he's a racist.

>>28401876
A god is your waifu?
>okbro.jpg

>>28401888
DOOOOOM RIDER!

>Those Chaotic trips...

>>28401893
Something about root beer?

>>28401893
Problem?

>>28401893
Problem, mule?

>>28401829
The Equestria Daily admin does nothing but faps to fanfics and listen to horrible pony music remixes

>>28401910

>>28401888
That's Khonsu, you moron. The one who keeps the lunar cycle and shaped the earth on his potter's wheel.

>>28401906
warpony 40k humanised lol

>>28401829

I always thought that your kindess was matched only by your fury. You were so very angry at me when I ruined the cosmos...so many screams lost in the void...it was beautiful. but not as beautiful as your sisters dream of an eternal night.

>Get mad at people posting their OC's they worked so hard to make
>Make a new thread out of spite and jellyness.

>>28401876
Okay

>>28401829
I'm still incredibly disappointed by the fact that they consider that goddamn dating sim project to be newsworthy.

Seriously, don't give those people attention. Just don't. You'll only encourage their shit.

>Warhammer in /co/
Just because we cannot post in /tg/ does't mean we cannot bring it with us.

>>28401920
Is that really so different from what we do here?

>>28401940
FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MARKER.gif

>>28401950
visual novels are awesome bro

>>28401950
Don't lie, you'd play it.

I used to go to EqD. Then I realized all it was was a testament to everything that is bad about our fandom. Which is unfortunate, because there is occasionally some cool stuff there.

>>28401829
so much goddamn shipping

>>28401951
Am I the only one that thinks Warhammer is fucking gay?

>RP'ing as Celestia
>People posting their pony waifu's
>Typical MLP General

>>28401940
You are so wrong it hurts.

also fuck your marker

>>28401982
I don't believe you

>>28401978
Most pony waifus are pony crushes anyways, they only last like what

a week

ignore them

My OC killed Rainbow Dash and assumed her role in society

>>28401966
Oh god, it's true.

Even worse, I'd only consider playing it if you could play as a filly.

I'm also gay.

What the fuck is wrong with me.

Guys, I fapped to humans, what is wrong with me?

WHICH PONY WOULD YOU GROW TO 1000 FEET TALL AND HAVE THEM BE THE DESTROYER OF EARTH?

Anymore color requests?

>>28401976
It's fun if you don't take it the least bit seriously. My old roommate was obsessed with it, and while he was annoying and stupid, it did show me it was kind of fun in it's own fun, kind of retarded kind of way.

>>28402015
You are a furfag.
It's hat simple.

>>28402034
COLOR MY ASS!

>>28401951
wish i could drawfag hogz all day

>>28402031
Fluttershy.

Duh.

>>28402031
THAT QUESTION IS RHETORICAL, FOOL.

>>28402031
Derpy dude, c'mon.

>>28402034
how about this?

>>28401940
No arguments here

>>28401920
we've have taste and we don't pussy around borderline softcore fanfics

we speak our sickest thoughts

>>28402000
You're right.

>You will never be as devoted as the lonely fuck from /mai/

Hey guys this is my OC
He's an actor who's special talent is having the voice of god
He may or not may be in fact god

Are we still posting OC's? Cause I just spent a lot of time on this one and want everyone to see how great is is.

This is my OC. He is totally not like all the other OC's b/c mine is so grimdark. He is really smart and kind at heart but he has a troubled past and can't fit in. He commits lots of crimes though but that's because he has to care for his baby sister. He even killed another humie once. My OC is so multilayered and that's why he's the best. Also he's gay. Should I send him to the creators of MLH so they can put him on the show?

What is waifu and how do I get one.

>>28402042
>hat simple
Hats ain't simple, ya hear?

>>28402059

opps that was meant for:
>>28401952

Hey
Hey guys
Sorry to break up your bizarre roleplay shenanigans
But how do I improve this
Or is it impossible

My waifu is a dog
woof

>>28402078
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GncK6IuY8OA
He's in this band, correct?

>>28402042
But I don't even want to fap to it, is the thing.

I just want cute ponies doing cute things with each other, and the show isn't delivering that at the moment.

>>28402082
True, but those whom wear them are.

>>28402081

>>28402082
they're as simple as the pony wearing it

>>28402097
Fuck your shitty cover.

>>28402092
Isn't it past your bedtime, Klondike?

>>28402056
Sure, ill get right on it.

>>28402043
OK FINE JEEZ!

>>28402062
>The lonely fuck
>Singular

who is he?

faceless? dafty? homestuck expert?

>>28402103
See, even Fluttershy wants to know.

I have kept the same pony waifu since episode one. Don't lump me in with the rest of these flipflops.

>>28402115
How do you know when I go to sleep at which times?

>>28402088
woah shit, i cannot read that
make it way more vertical

>>28402126
It's when you want to have a nonexistant/untouchable being as a girlfriend/wife/boyfriend/husband.

Celebrities, ponies, animu kawaii girls, the works.

>>28402097

What?! How dare you suggest I stole my OC from that music number on that other show. MY OC IS TOTALLY ORIGINAL DO NOT STEAL!!!!!!1!!!11!!

>>28402088

It is already as good as humanly possible due to featuring Carrot Top. It cannot be improved.

>>28402121
Really? Thanks, I wasn't sure if you'd do that since it's kind of gay.

unless you're trolling me...

>>28402132
>implying I'm not stalking you

>>28402133
More vertical how?

>>28402088
>wanna go play with knives?

i lold

>>28402162
There is NOTHING gay about coloring another man's ass.

>>28402131
I have too, but I keep trying to flipflop as much as possible so I can lose interest and place less value on them.

>>28402148
Oh, okay.
This is my waifu.

Scootaloo is cute.

>>28402132
Do a quick sexy sketch to prove your identity

Legit question, why do all mlp threads have to be generals?

>>28402188

its one of the keywords for the archiver to pick up

>>28402188
what do you mean by generals?
would you start a topic then?

>>28402188
People throw shitfits if we leave. :(

>>28402188

Because it's against board rules to have more than one thread at once and it helps keep it all in one thread.

>>28402188

To keep everything in one thread.

>Celestia Radio.
>Shamrock is fucking dicking around in the stream.
>No music, just his dipshit voice.
I am hoping this isn't going to be a thing.

Can we de-fund him already?

>>28402188
Because....

uh...

>>28402162
I swing both ways bro

>>28402188
Like jews, us pony lovers aren't allowed outside.

>>28402181

>>28402148
i understand.

pic related, my waifu.

>>28402219
didn't know that, but cool. bisexuality is best sexuality.

I want to see some ponies explore the moon ""Le voyage dans la lune" style. Complete with crazy victorian outfits and alien whacking umbrellas.

>>28402222
quads have it. scootaloo is chicken.
>implying she ever wasn't

Fuck off.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQgq7O8MImY

>>28402238
Agreement.

>>28402213
>Shamrock
Who?

>>28402188

Because they got promoted in the field

>>28402248

>>28402230
how do you know its a mare?

>>28402188
Or else this would be fucking ponychan or /vp/ with a bunch of small useless post about pony's, instead of just one useless one.
I for one am sick of seeing some new poster on /co/ make a MLP thread outside of the general, since it pisses everyone off then they come in here complaining and or spaming.

>>28402263
http://ponify.me./
Whoever this fuck is.
he needs to get put off his high hose and give us some music.

>>28402257
>14 mins

nope

>>28402277
Well, if McGuirk is, why can't he be?

>>28402280
Although they come in here and complain anyways...

>>28402288
>Is it 'nsfw' (He read it as that) fuck
He swears anywas

>>28402295
>2011
>still not accepting other people's sexualities(hetero, homo, bi, anything else)
>ishygddt

>>28402295

>>28402238

>That feel when you want to be bisexual but can't

>>28402295
>Thinking that true bisexuality is existant
>In 2011

>>28402320
>Pansexual

Colored this real quick for you guise

>>28402339
Why do you want to be bisexual? Not trolling, legitimately curious here.

>>28402339
>i know that feel

"The train is coming with it's shiny cars. With comfy seats and wheels of stars. So hush my little ones, have no fear. The Mare in the Moon is the engineer."

>>28402347
>Caramel
>Paying for sex

NO SURPRISES HERE, THEN

>>28402339
you can do anything, unless in this case you don't have genitalia

>>28402367
>>28402339
I don't comprehend this feel. Explain yourselves.

>>28402339
Lyra would want you to be Bi, Dafty. Are you really going to disappoint her?

>>28402370
I like trains...

>>28402362
Probably makes orgies a little easier.

>2011
>being a heretic scum and liking a shit cartoon based on a shit girls toy that was vomited up by a rainbow
In the Name of the God-Emperor I hope you faggots don't do this.

>>28402347

well at least that means derpy will get *some* action. Was worried about the poor gal

>>28402392

What fan fictions do you have lined up currently?

>>28402406

>>28402347

Derpy's hair is fail coloured.

>not being omnisexual
i feel bad for you son
i got 99 problems but not being sexually aroused by something isn't one.

Woo

>>28402406
>my warhammer 40k models,however, are not related to a shit cartoon and are not shitty pieces of plastic designed for small children (inb4 all metal army).

Beep beep

Anyone mind giving opinion on this one?

>>28402421
Words cannot express just how much hate I possess for whoever created this picture.

>>28402421
>>

Speaking as a bi-guy here, I'm not sure why you'd want to be bi. Don't get me wrong, I like being bi, but I don't see why you'd want to change if you're happy with being straight.

>>28402424
Some stuff, though right now I don't feel like writing anything ever again. Maybe you can give me a cool idea that will help get me back in the mood?

Clop is fine, if that's still your thing, but I don't feel like writing about Lyra anymore...

>>28402406
>heretic
HERESY YOU SAY?

>>28402434
>the glitch patterns on the two mannequins are just the same one mirrored

>>28402421
>telekinetic unicorn
>guillotine
This is stupid.

>>28402439
looks amazing also
WHERE WERE YOU FEBRUARY?

If any drawfriend/fag here (especially Juice):
Luna on a unicycle juggling chainsaws.
If not that, then the aftermath.

>>28402460
Don't forget, unicorns, and by extension, most likely alicorns, can teleport.

>>28402421

I'll be sure to kill her, after she watches her world burn in a sea of flames.

>>28402421
I fucking love this series

>>28402434

Things just got gayer... literally.
You know i don't care either way but when i heard Mass Effect 3 Male Shepard was going to swing both ways that's when i fucking put my foot down.
For starters uh male Shepard was straight for the past two games and now he wants dick? "Oh no the earth is under attack! Garrus quick, stick your dick(s) in my mouth!"
I don't think so! fucking hated dragon age 2 due to like all the male guys at one time hitting on your main character. Couldn't bro up with anyone aside the dwarf...

>>28402480

unless of course they are exhausted of their energies prior to being tossed into such a contraption. You know, like with say, days of torture or lack of food.

>>28402446
I know that rage bro.

>>28402397
I'm sure you do All Aboard! Next stop oblivion! Where all those hurts and pains won't bother you any more...

>>28402455

Nah, i'm just curious on your progress with everything.I don't want to fuck Lyra bro, waifus are pretty pathetic to havein my opinion.

my cutie mark is related to nuclear engineering
how can i pony this?

>>28402522
an atom?

>>28402508
>>>/v/

>>28402510
Please, stop.

>>28402421
Why'd you cut out the part where she's being raped by the guards?

>>28402439
Needs more variation in the line width - right now, the suit clashes with the pony.

>>28402537
dat dick.

>>28401940
It was nice to not have to move that this evening. Thanks to whoever took care of it all today.

>>28402537
I feel so bad for laughing at this. I swear it's because of the absurdity of it all.

>>28402508
>perfectly okay with femshep having a gay option with liara in 1
>perfectly fine with continued and expanded gay options for femshep in 2
>gay maleshep
>OH HELL NAW

>>28402510
>days of torture
>lack of food
>she looks exactly like she normally does

>>28402537

>>28402520
That was me tacitly asking you for ideas or consolation, not calling you a waifu-fag. Sorry it came off that way. Will keep you posted if I decide to write anymore.

>>28402553
SHIT IT'S LETH. Can you take it for next thread? Pretty please?

I was nice today.

>>28402578
OH BOY HERE WE GO

>>28402577
Sure thing.

>>28402439
Appropriately creepy, hope there's a comic in the works

>>28402578
That's nice.

>>28402571

Shes also the moon.

>>28402590
i shall delete momentarily. also name it something other than 'boop'

>>28402601
Nope, your fetish comic is still stupid.
Sorry.

>>28402601
You know what?

Say whatever the fuck you want about Equestria Daily or Ponychan. At least those places don't have shit like this. They may be terrible in other aspects, but at least they don't make me lose faith in the goodness of man.

>>28402639
you sly bastard

>>28402434
Hiii, Great Fairy

>>28402639

>>28402662
Did you bring presents, Vinny?

>>28402643

You post on 4chan and you seriously have that to begin with? Did you only start posting a few days ago? Have you never looked in /b/?

>>28402643
>implying losing faith in goodness of man is something bad

>>28402475
Not alive, that's where!

>>28402643

>2011
>he still has faith in the goodness of man

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

I DONT EVEN HAVE AN IMAGE FOR THIS SHIT

YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY

OH MAH GAH

>>28402677
>Be disgusted by something
>Automatically a newfag

No. If you do not find something objectional about these pictures, you are either a sociopath or a troll.

>>28402643
>they don't make me lose faith in the goodness of man.
You still have that?

>>28402686
That's prettty damned awesome

>>28402697

>Be disgusted by something
>Automatically a newfag

I am glad you got that straightened out. Welcome to 4chan!

>>28402697
I think they're awful.

I just don't care enough to say anything.

>>28402705
As it would seem, sadly.

>>28402643
Don't worry, in the end she gets her revenge

>>28402686
Pinkie is Isaac now?

Crazy.

>>28402697
Dude, I've been on 4chan for like 6 years. (and christ that makes me feel old) I left /b/ in 2008.

Those images are still objectionable. They don't make me shudder or turn in disgust, but they are still objectionable.

>>28402641
the pony on the left makes me think its either john freeman or that one game whit the "fuck your marker guy

also why does EVERYONE freak over such an awsome work of art like this!>>28402434

is there more? links?

I know I'm good, and that's all I can say

>>28402744

>>28402578
Nice to those insipid little fillies, answering their stupid letters. My hooves... DIRTY! THE DIRT WON'T COME OFF!

>>28402559
Never played the FemShep heard she was bi/gay i didn't care i always pick my own sex in games with a choice of the two.
Pretty sure straight females hated it.
You know what it's like? "Hey Jesus was black and so is Santa, lets make sure there is black people associated with everything! YEAH!" Also lets make spider man black as well!
I'm sure people wont hate since it would be racist!

>>28402744

>Those images are still objectionable.

Only in that they violate the rules, this being a blue board. Leaving a board does not make it disappear, or alter the average character of the users of this site. Of which you are, indeed, an atypical lightweight.

You dipshits obviously don't take what the show preaches to heart, so I can only assume you're all fucking sickos that jerk off to horse porn. You are the worst kind of fans.

>>28402730
DO GO ON

>>28402719
don't make it so obvious, you fail

>>28402807
Then what happens in your world, then?

>>28402686
Oh god, Fluffy, you're doing accessories to the ponies now?

>>28402788
DISAGREE WITH ME?!?!? DON'T YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE DEALING WITH?!?!?!?

>>28402758
wait ment to say right silly me

>>28402820
Sadly, it ends here.

I'd like to see more of it too

>>28402837
when the fuck did happen? 2nding.

>you will never live on a marshmellow planet.

>>28402800
Well, I can't help it if you're going to let your own sense of bigotry ruin what will almost certainly be a great game for you.

So in reality, it's your loss. In more ways than one.

>>28402803
Sweeping generalizations isn't very nice, Meggie.

>>28402802
they just have differing opinions, of course a troll cannot recognize that.

>>28402672
I procrastinate so GD bad. Doing it tonight I swear.
*distracted. pic related*

>>28402869

I say only what I see.

>>28402802
>implying I can't have opinions

>>28402857
>no
>but you can have a ball

>>28402852
> he don't know who biscuits is
> in 2011
the hay

>>28402788
>>28402834
Princess... Ha! What a joke. Princess. Princess of what? *Her* fan club! How they love her! Look at her, lying asleeeeep. The idol of millions. She's a fool! A sad, silly little fool. How easily I could end the farce... with these hooves! These DIRTY hooves! AND WITH THESE HOOVES I HOLD THE FATE OF MILLIONS!

They think she's a god, but she's as mortal as we. I know! Just one squeeze... then it's over.

>>28402872
SHIT that made me look lazier than I am!

>>28402890
I know who Biscuits is. My pesky butterfingers typed that out wrong. I too was curious when he dropped by.

>>28402895
Pics or it didn't happen

>>28402895
>she teleporting in your windows shes snatching your ponies up. Tryna' rapem so you need to hide yo kids and hide yo wife.

>>28402857
>marshmellow
You fucking asshole.

Guys what if Fallout: Equestria became a show??

:D

>>28402894
>squeeze
>with hooves
Luna, you're not very good at fighting, are you.

>>28402736
Yeah.. I don't know.
For some crazy reaso, Pinkie is always the first to come to mind when I think of Isaac..

>>28402828
Kinda. I went from making pretty dresses to making a whole Dead Space library.. How does that work?

>>28402837
WHAT
OH SHIT

SO, GUYS.

REMEMBER WHEN WE POSTED ABOUT CUTE PONIES IN THESE THREADS?

I SURE DO MISS THAT.

>>28402922
I'd have to kill someone

>lightweight
What is more hardcore than fucking a severed neck?

...

Hey guys, who's your favorite human?

>>28402957
Stallions in socks.

FUCKING HARDCORE.

>>28402862
It's the homo's sticking there dicks in everything not the other way around my friend, why cant they just leave well enough alone.
I don't care if your gay or whom ever but damn why is it everything around people like them need to be in some way associated with gays.
I bet you'd be ok with Batman or Superman or even Prime turning gay, just to make some group who's pushing there way onto everyday life, ironic.

I want to see a picture of Darth Vader saying to Fluttershy "You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor" And Fluttershy going *squeak*

>>28402957
fucking a severed neck... with a severed penis?

>>28402956
Well fucking talk about it before we reach image limit before bump limit

I think it would be so fuckawesome if it were completely unrated uncensored Afro Samurai style show DVD thing

>>28402936
>>28402837
Did Biscuits go super-realistic ponies on us or this some other guy?

>>28402969
>Sonic fags and retards
>Implying that the two are mutually exclusive

>>28402957
Straight Shipping

>>28402969

My hate, it has risen.

http://www.ponychan.net/chan/fic/res/28554.html
>Fanfic writers seem to have a penchant for monogamous relationships that they perceive to be most likely. My problem is the word 'monogamous'
i don't even what

>>28402969
>put this in your signature if you roleplay

Maybe he's just RPing an autistic douche.

>>28402969
...
i'm usually into "love and tolerance" and /b/ and ponychan and hugs and cuddles and all that fun stuff

but fuck that faggot

>>28403025
>Reading the posts

Jesus Christ, I bet these people think that their analysis of society and human sexuality is deep and philosophical, too.

>>28402969

>>28402969
Wow. What a loser.

>>28402930
Looks great.

but makes my urge for my idea even bigger. Monster Hunter ponies.

This thread is bad and you should all feel bad.
So should I stream and maybe try to get you all to stop being faggots? Or should I go and play Sims 3.
Or, for compromise, should I stream me playing Sims 3?

>>28403077
You started out boring!

>>28403047
A gay man telling i'm a fagget and my butt hurts Oh god... lol.
>I dont like you better call you butthurt fag
You know i have a point.

>>28403086
Stream Sims 3 so we can all vote on what you do

Wait

Shep was not gay in the first two? Not with Kaiden? I never did romance to find out, but I thought you could

>>28403086
Make the mane six in Sims 3 then stream that!

>>28403086
DO IT

>>28403101
This is a grand idea.

>>28402923
I just want it to stop. I just want the pain to go away! I just want to be loved!

So whose bright idea was this?

>>28403086
Simulate us on Sims 3 and lit us on fire

>>28403007
biscuits was always more of a fan of traditional and accurate horse drawing. i'm not too much a fan of it, but holy shit does he/she make some fantastic lineart in almost no time

>>28403107
I did that once. Then I played another house in the town and forgot to turn ageing off and they all got super old...

>>28403077
How can you type with hooves

>>28403100
And it would be?

>>28403107
do want this. Make celestia be mother to twi twi sister to spike etc.

>>28402969
i'm not a hipster really but one shitty side effect of 4chan getting so popular is that kids now are thinking its acceptable to talk that way outside of 4chan, or on pretty much any site they want. The really autistic little shits who grow up spending their days on /b/ probably think its okay to talk this way in real life too. They're going to grow up even more socially maladjusted than people my age did.

>>28403130
Maybe she has a special keyboard.

Sims 3 it is. Get the fuck in here!
livestream.com/goggle

>>28402969
And then he apologized.

>>28403143
Now, I'm not a conspiracy fag, but I still must say: I can't wait to see the sort of shitty social manipulation by corporations that's going to go on in a decade or so.

>>28402969
Oh lol.

>>28403117
Oh don't be like that.
I'm sure someone likes you.
I mean, not me, or anyone else I know, but statistically, someone should give a flying fuck.

Why is this name saved into the autofil? Weird.

So, still no season 2 news? I mean, at this rate we'll be seeing it by March.

>>28403199
I thought it was supposed to start airing in october?

Draw more cloud porn.

>>28403184
i give a flying fuck if you know what I mean.

Limits reached, new thread.

>>28403219
>>28403219
>>28403219
>>28403219
>>28403219
>>28403219

>>28402969
The fuck? How old is this kid anyway?

>>28403133
That its not cool that homos are pushing gay on everything.
Don't you see the irony in that?
Like i said before, you can fuck whom ever you want but please don't go shoving it everywhere, aka black Santa.
Not you specially but gays in general.

>>28403243
>a character that is desinged to be made in the image of of the player, and molded as they see fit
>the player now has the option to make this representation of themselves gay
>OH NO THE GAYS ARE DESTROYING EVERYTHING

You must realize how stupid you sound. Also, I could easily say the opposite: that straights are pushing their stuff on everything.

And you know what? It'd be true. Unless you're religious, realize that what you're doing is extremely stupid. And if you are religious, read a science book and realize that what you're doing is even dumber.

>>28402837
>mumbles back
>biscuits back
Now if we could get ri of the garbage and Drawhooves came back, too, would feel like pony threads...