Nope, these threads are for making up retarded theories and then pretending they're canon while circle jerking with the other ten people that actually participate in these threads over absolutely nothing in particular.

>>28342741
That would be NICE if it was actually TRUE.

Not the circle jerking part though

no.

>>28342750
that depends....

Look at this. Does this look dangerous to you?

>>28342833

"I will bring endless night! I mean...If that's okay with everyone."

>>28342833
Nightmare FlutterShy would be psychotic like shw was @ The Best Night Ever

Dear OP: I like pudding.

>>28342856
every time I think you might be human, you come out with another sick fetish

>>28342856

Dear Faceless: I fantasize about slapping the shit out of your ass

Too lazy to find post links

>Goretastic: Re AJ
I actually disagree, I think adding minor indications of her accent is key to giving the reader a feeling of hearing her voice, as long as it's not overdone. Opinions will differ, however.

>Faceless
Not answering my questions as usual.

>>28342878
Just fantasize?

>>28342854

>>28342850
Do not let the cute exterior blind you! A seething rage beyond pony comprehension lurks just below the surface...

>>28342856
Cool. I now ship Snails and Flutterbi

>>28342894

What else could I do? I'm never going to meet you in my life, so I can't physically do it.

>>28342894
Damnit faceless, stop being seductive pinkie pie

you're confusing my penis

>>28342919

>>28342909

>>28342919
There is a BIG difference between Faceless and Pinkie-Pie

>>28342668
Twilight Sparkle did a lot more than lift and carry a struggling Ursa Minor. It was more like this:

Make music to subdue UM:
- break reeds
- wind plays music
Catch falling UM, hover
Keep UM subdued with warm milk:
- obtain container (water tower)
- for each cow in barn:
------milk cow
------move milk to large container
Hover the milk to the UM to feed it
Hover the UM and milk all the way to the Everfree

That's three levels of complexity, but she'd planned every step, basing it on her research into Ursa size, habitat, and behavioral traits such as love of music.

Probably the most difficult part was milking so many cows so quickly.

>>28342894
>>28342894
Faceless, I'm your biggest fan.

>>28342892

Adding "Y'all" is fine, but completely butchering her lines with slang like Faceless did is not what people want to read.

>>28342928
Do you mind?

>>28342892
I answered you last thread you ditz.

>>28342919
never
>>28342915
It's simple, you take a pillow between your knees (firm pillow obviously), put some magazine paper over it to emulate ass-cheek, and then you slap. you slap that hard.

So is this how fads die out?

>>28342946
I'd beg to differ.

>>28342911

No, Flutterpie is the new ship

Seems so...

Improved version
What does MLPG think?
Does anybody want to ink this?

WHERE MY BITCHES AT

>>28342932
madness, MADNESS I SAY!

and on that note I unfortunately have to go. Its been fun though

>>28342971
They have to become /vp/ first before they truly die.

>>28342987
on my dick

>>28342975
Is that supposed to be on-model or more anthropomorphic? 'cause her front legs are way too short.

>>28343011
looks semi-on model to me, non-anthro.

>>28342984
Saved.

>>28342979
Pony ships are adorable. There is nothing wrong about them morally.

>>28342996
Trixie says goodbye

>>28342961
I CANT' BELIEVE I CONTROL F'D THE WHOLE THING

here's the link if you don't have anything better to do
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1LmSAifyYDKWQqhZqRglK5fLhEBgiUbisIvDU-fvgl7I/edit?hl=en_GB

It's... it's not like I w-want you to read my fic or anything, baka...

>>28343037
There's something wrong with them in that they make your entire fanbase look like babbling retards obsessed with shipping toys into fake relationships deemed real.

I suppose everyone's seen this

>>28343053
>baka...

I can't tell you how irritating mixing the english and japanese language is.

>>28343061
you seem to be implying that we are the only fandom that shipping exists in?

>>28343072

>>28343093
Well it's not funny, and those kind of jokes never will be.

>>28343065
wait, the judge declared her guilty?

I never played this game, is that really what happens?

I can't wait until season 2. It will probably be the zenith of my year.

>>28343105
Do... do you need a hug, anonymous-kun?

>>28343072
HEY KISAMAS,

WATASHI NO NAMAE WA ANANIMASU OFFU KAKUSO TO WATASHI WA KIRAI EVERY SINGLE ONE OF ANATA. ALL OF YOU ANATA ARE FAT, BAKA BAKA NO-LIFES WHO SPEND EVERY SECOND OF MAINICHI MITEIRUNG AT BAKA PICTURES. ANATA WA SUBETE THAT IS WARUI IN THE SEKAI. HONTO NI, HAVE ANY OF ANATA EVER GOTTEN ANY NEKO? I MEAN, WATASHI GUESS IT'S TANOSHI MAKING FUN OF HITOS BECAUSE OF YOUR OWN UNKAWAINESS, BUT MINNA TAKE IT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. KORE WA WORSE THAN ONANI-ING TO PICTURES ON HESUBUUKU.

SHIRANAI HITO JA NAI DESHO? JUST HIT WATASHI AND BE SURE TO GANBARIMASU. WATASHI WA PRETTY MUCH PAAFEKUTO. WATASHI WAS AMERIKAN FUTBORU NO CAPTAIN, TO WATASHI WAS HAJIMASHTATER ON WATASHI NO BASUKETOBOORU TEAM. DONNA SUPOTSU DO ANATA ASANBOU, OTHER THAN "ONANI TO NAKED DRAWN NIPPONIJIN"? WATASHI MO GET HOMO JA NAI A'S, TO WATASHI HAS BANGING KAWAII SHOJO (KANOJO WA BLOWJOB WO SHIMASHITA; KUSO WA HONTO NI CASH.) ANATA WA ALL KISAMAS DARE SHOULD JUST KOROSU THEMSELVES. DOMO ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU FOR LISTENING.
(SONO PIC WA RELATED DESU, ARE WA WATASHI TO WATASHI NO ONNA)

>>28343065
OBJECTION My client pleas insanity she was not aware of what she was doing or the danger she was puting other ponies.

>>28343140
That was actually pretty funny

>>28343140

>>28343157
pleading insanity is retarded.

>>28343157
>plea of Insanity

Don't you know that shit doesn't work in the court system anymore.

Very sad, But true

>>28343140
>>28343140

>>28343053
not sure if...

>>28343167
Hence the genius of the plea.

>>28343195
I was just about to post something like that

If Sapphire Shores was invited to a royal ball, much like the Grand Galloping Gala, what kind of dress do you think she would wear?
We already know she likes sparkly things so do you believe her dress would be covered in diamonds? or would she jsut wear the same thing she had while meeting Rarity, or even the costumes she ordered from her?

courtroom drama, in my MLP general?

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>>28343195
except derpy would get an indefinite sentence to a pretty fucking harsh institution.

in any case, female prisons cant be so bad. its not like anyone can rape your asshole

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p50-oWY1pFE&feature=related

>>28342753
pen tool + stabiliser down to S-5 or something is what I usually do

>>28343157
>>28343179
>implying the courts in ponyville wouldnt accept a insanity plea.

>>28343065
YO WHERE THE FUCK IS OUR HUMANIZED PW CASE?
I MEAN IT HAD PINKIE PIE AND GILDA AND EVERYTHING!

It is true though, the show isn't running, fans of the show have exhausted discussion, if you're here you're probably a fan of the fandom.

>>28345191
>>28345192
>>28345193

Is anyone else tired of this bullshit ‘omg ur so sad’ rp? Go back to ponychan plz

>>28343263
there's a show?

>>28343263
I love the fandom. Such an exiting group with new ideas and quality discussion. It's like a pony think-tank.

>>28343227
To follow up with Hoppip, people are going to imply that the bigger the stabilizer you use, the smaller your dick (talent) is. Don't listen to them. It's not true. Stabilizers are a great tool but they are not always helpful. Sometimes its better to use smallers ones, sometimes its better to use bigger ones.

It really depends on the tablet you use and how you want your art to look I think.

>>28343263
There hasn't been an MLP show since 1992, man.

>>28343263
im here for shits and giggles, and i just got enough giggles >>28343140

>>28343264
WHAT

>>28343264
>linking posts that haven't happened yet

What?

>>28343220
Depends on your cellmate

>>28343263
I'm a fan of the fandom.
I like to discuss Theories, and GOOD fanfiction (and I guess good Fan-art)

The problem is, 95% of everyone in /co/ MLP General's are complete dramatic retards that talk about complete shit all day

>>28343106
You're a defense attorney, you have to get them "Not Guilty" by the end of the case
>>28343249
Ha, you got me.

Well, I've been waiting for a reply of one of the coworkers.

We still don't have a plot

>>28343264
You are my favorite person FJr, that made my fucking day.

>>28343329
yes, what im saying is the judge can only sentence, not actually declare them guilty/not guilty

>>28345219
Maybe I would like some help… my life isn’t the greatest right now.

>>28343264
What did I miss?

>>28343302
You know what we should do? We should take the best thinkers, cut out their brains and put them in mind-amplifying war-tanks for warfare against equestria!

And then we'll finally be able to genetically produce pony clones! Of course, there'll be genetic deficiencies like loss of magic or inadequate wings...

>>28343329
THATS IT
Back to the Candybag sex scandals folder!
Its the only way to get you to do stuff!
This is the only picture I have...

>>28343106
In the game, yup. That little bar in the third panel decreases a little whenever you fuck up, and if it ever runs out, court's out and client is instantly guilty. Doesn't flow very well sometimes, but it gives incentive to not just randomly try every available option until one sticks.

>>28343263

I fucking love Hoppip for making this OP
>>28337209
and I love the fact some reacted the way they did

>>28343363
Stop posting you Wet Dreams on /co/ you social reject.

>>28345221
Yeah… I promise I’ll listen if you can make things better.

>>28343383
>I fucking love Hoppip for making this OP

Hoppip isn't the OP of this thread

>>28343324

>Looks at file name.
Requesting a pic of Rainbow Dash violently raping Dinky while Derpy cries and watches helplessly.

>>28343400
Son, it's time to stop post-oh wait you're not my son. carry on. I'll just write myself into your will...

Would you cuddle a pony?

>>28343417
Yes

>>28343417

I would love to hug and cuddle one of these ponies in a non sexual way.

>>28343417
anally yes. cuddle-wuddle snuggle wuggle.

>>28343427

>Inb4 IT BEGINS

>>28343329
Woah woah woah, it's still going? I thought it fell through ages ago. Well, I'll be very glad to see the end result if it ever rolls around, in the meantime the PW style pics its spawning are neat too.

>>28343339
in the game it's possible, until law reforms in the last case of the fourth game (Apollo Justice)

>>28343326
>>28343326
>herp im a retard
>i like to herp derp shit and herpy derpy
>the problem is that my dumb made up statistic derps /co/ MLP i like to fuck ponies and herp derps all day

>mfw thats what i read in your post

>>28343415
Great timing, though I think it'll look suspect when read.

>>28343213
I have no idea
>>28343406
the thread I linked, r tard

>>28343373
there's the one with butterscotch that shutterflye made

>>28343450

That made absolutely no sense.

>>28343339
Something gave me the impression that the games are based on Japanese court system, but I could easily be very wrong since I don't know the first thing about them.

>>28343482

>Scootanon
>making sense

Oh you.

>>28343363
>We should take the best thinkers, cut out their brains and put them in mind-amplifying war-tanks for warfare against equestria!
oleander get off of the computer plz

>>28343489
>Implying japanese have a court system and don't just cut off crime-comitter's heads off with a samurai sword.

>>28343478
now that I think of it, shutterflye makes all of the CB pics

>>28343505
You have a good point, sir.