I'd want mine to be like Pinkie. Because she's fun.

Pic not related.

2uck my diick

>>28328191
I think we're going to to here
>>28328185
>>28328185

Was posted first and has more replies at the moment. Please delete this Jet.

geez i dunno, having a daughter would be really weird

Twilight Sparkle

That's kind of a creepy thread starter, OP. Just saying.

>>28328191

Rainbow Dash.

>I will never have a pony teach me how to take her out of a romantic date to give me practice for trying it with a human female

FUUUUCK

Guys was this colored?

>>28332050
If this thread gets the same people from other threads, which I'm sure it will, this will turn out very creepy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw3DnhD8Gls

>>28332172
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBISfv-6hfo

So guys, what do we want in this thread?

a) Scootabuse
b) Retarded Sweetie Belle
c) Sweetaloo
d) Apple Bloom being cute and shit

Why can I not stop watching this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrZHiCw8nkM&feature=feedf

Why do I find this so alluring? I mean it's a pony with human tits. I understand it represents the female figure to a certain extent.

>inb4 dinky's mom

>>28332269
YER MA FAVRIT DEPUTYYYYY

>>28332288
c and d, please

>>28332269
I don't understand, why would you buy pony toys

>>28332288

Anything except retard SB, worst fandom shit ever(nvm all our fandom is stupid).

>>28332288
I'm going with e
Sweetielove

>>28332316
Second

>>28332316

You got it!

>>28332316
overruled

d and c

>>28332341

>>28332288
>hidden option E: no CMC of any kind
Yeah, I'm gonna go with this.

>>28332314
>creepy sex offender pinkie
ooohhhhhhh dear

>>28328191
Rarity.

When she gets rich as a famous fashion designer, she'll be generous and give a bunch of money to her lazy father.

In reality, Rainbow Dash is not only the best pony, she'd be the best daughter too.

>>28332338

>>all our fandom is stupid

Now you're smartening up!

>>28332369
fuck you you fucking assclown i hope you fall down an elevator

c and d ONLY

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I was stuck with a duplicate of Trusty Machete until I thought of a reactive piece of armor.

Originally, it was +1/+1 with a reactive +1/+0 and +0/+1, but I felt making it fully reactive was more interesting. This card is particularly effective when attached to creatures with vigilance, such as Applejack.

Here's the question: Should I add vigilance to the card and increase its casting/equip, leave it the way it is, or change it some other way?

>>28332389
Could it be possible in this thread to come up with fanon that ISN'T stupid?

>>28332383
>Inb4 f u & f ur mrkr

>>28332288
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>>28332393
this will not stand!

have at you, sir!

>>28332385

Raritys parents are dead jim.

>>28332354
FUCK YOU

guys how long will it take after I get a job for me to get a girlfriend :(

>>28332393

Sounds like some dissent. Break it up, you two, or I'm breaking out a like a mo fo.

>>28332412
I can't say I think Colgate being an advocate for brushing your teeth is that stupid.

Starting to feel bad!
Twilight is finally 50% done.
Just three more angles and a couple more libraries.

But here's quick wip of what I have so far.
Thoughts, problems, etc?

>>28332436
You're not going to get one. :(
Sad truth you will have to deal with.

>>28332424
So apparently any character whose parents aren't revealed are orphans or have had their parents killed.

>>28332288
Scootabuse.

Also, there are Retarded Sweetie Belle pics?
Start dumping already.

>>28332412
>coming up with fanon
You can't just generate that shit, man, it's gotta come naturally. Maybe if we start a discussion about a character we can brainstorm on them, but short of saying "I think colgate is addicted to pony-heroin", I don't think we can state things overtly...

>>28332436
you already have a girlfriend, she's that girl at your work that you like

you should follow her around and act too familiar

>>28332383
FUCK YOU AND YOUR OXYGEN!

>>28332463
*whew* Seeing that makes me feel better already

>>28332463

Are you sure you want that?

>>28332436
It happens right after you start being an interesting and social person.

Ponies.

>>28332424
Lame. Rarity's parents are pirates who plunder the riches of equestria!

>>28332455

>>28332424
Ahh, but it's not Rarity. It's a daughter who most resembles Rarity.

Regarding NTSTS's question about weenies vs fatties/superpowers, there are 7 legendary creatures in this set, 24 creature cards, and 2 weenie generators. I feel that the set is balanced enough to keep Laughter from being overpowered or underpowered, but we'll both have to wait until I the whole thing is released.

>>28332424
Rarity's parents are just out of town on vacation to Hawaii. They'll get back wearing total tourist clothes and Rarity will be appalled. And you will laugh.

Oh, how you'll laugh.

>>28332455
Starting to feel bad about what? This is awesome!

>>28332485
Wait one fucking second here

Wait

Isn't that

the same Twilight vector as the "on no I am falling to my doom" storybook page?

>>28328191
Twilight would be a cool daughter. She's so pretty.

>>28332485
Hasbro stole my idea! I demand compensation!

>>28332558
Hasbro only uses about 12 poses total for the entirety of their marketed junk.

>>28332412

Gavalanche makes the best fanon.

I can't believe it's not canon!

>>28332562
You took their character, so it all evens out.

>>28332583
Boring. We've done that already.

Hey guys, 3 art streams going right now

Stonershy (still working on Gilda X Dash)

http://www.livestream.com/idliketosmokeatree

Cartoonlion (Fluttermac 34.. you've been warned)

http://www.livestream.com/cartoonyartchannel

Sanguinus (playing pony pictionary: guess the scene he's drawing)

http://www.livestream.com/sanguiniusdrawingcorner

>>28332582
I think I am mostly amused by the prospect of "OH NO I FELL TO MY DOOM, INTO A CAKE"

>>28328191
>twilight
she'd probably have all sorts of puberty issues n' shit, and would spend a ton of money on books. no way
>fluttershy
she'd get fucking annoying after she turned, like, 4, just because it's not natural for someone to be so goddamn moe. pass.
>applejack
seems like she'd be way too eager to do work and shit, probably wanting me to get involved or something, would fail her math classes. nope.
>rarity
acting all prissy and shit, complaining (not whining, mind you), would get into way too many situations with biting off more than she can chew. that's basically all she does. not a chance
>rainbow dash
seems like it'd be awkward as fuck to have the lesbian talk, and she'd be all into sports and shit, always wanting to do shit. i can't spend all my time doing shit. never.
>pinkie pie
dear god no.

conclusion: they all suck as daughters, i opt for Spike as son

I know Lyra teaches music, but what does Bon-Bon do?

Does she make those lunches for all the fieldworker ponies?

>>28332487
They run the fuck away and let sweetie belle with rarity

>>28332550
and Rarity has a crush on Apple Bloom
THE TRIANGLE IS SEALED

>>28332288
b)

This song will never stop being funny to me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MTLtt7pWKc

>>28332649
She runs an unsuccessful campaign to become Mayor of Ponyville without actually doing anything. Just sits at home, learning how to cross-stitch.

>>28332646
> the lesbian talk,
>implyyyyyyyyying

>>28332649
Lyra teaches music?

>>28332649

She bake sweets?

>>28332288
A > D > B > C

>>28332710
>doesn't know about bon bon's feeding sessions

>>28332595
Something like that actually happened once, with Jack in the Box. Someone sent in a commercial idea, and they used it without crediting him. When he tried to sue them, they pointed out that he used their copyrighted material in the tape he sent to them (the Jack in the Box bag dropping down at the end) and therefore the commercial could not be considered his intellectual property

>Topic: if you had a daughter, which of the main six would you like her to be most like?

Fluttershy, because Fluttershy embodies the power of gentle kindness and that's what we need more of in the world.

>>28332646
>i opt for Spike as son
>stoner
>insensitive
awesome son

>>28332687

Dino-fag, I didn't know you liked retard Sweetie.

>>28332727
My woman would give birth to a pony?

Science says, make it happen.

scootabuse pics anyone?

To the individual who requested Rainbow dash riding a rainicorn down a rainbow volcano while drinking from a goblet of rainbow, here it be.

>>28332706
We gave her a band to compete against Octavia for gigs, and I thought she taught on the side.

It would probably be like having Commander Jesus teach you.

ITT tons of people I hope don't become actual fathers anytime too soon.

>>28332743
i have an entire folder
we are kindred, retarded spirits
how i script in orge3D

>>28332753
If scientific progress continues at its current rate, not only will we live forever, but we will figure out a way to make Ponies a reality

sadly, we will never actually see that day because humanity will wipe itself out first in a nuclear holocaust

:(

>>28332646
I'd change the Dash talk to something along the lines of, don't let people stereotype you just because you like to do boy things

>>28332773
Implying I don't have a kid

>>28332720

I ignore that fandom.

>>28332756
what is this i dont even

>>28332773
>that feel when I'm 24 and a lot of my female friends I graduated middle school/high school with already have children

FUCK THAT SHIT

>>28332784
Ha, that's not gonna stop us from applying erroneous stereotypes to her!

>>28332773
we will now talk about how shit father everyone will be to better ourselves
anon is a shit father, no hope
except #315643616, he's cool
jk back to ponies

>>28332817
>married and with childen
>at 24
isn't that, financially, kind of a bad idea?

>>28332817
I believe that makes you the winner?

>>28332720

>>Bon-bon feeds all the OCs that fanfiction and ponychan creates to Lyra
>>Make it happen

>>28332851
The best stereotypes

What happens if a stallion gets an erection in public?

>>28332820
Sad, but so true

>>28332865
They get the chop

>>28332843
>isn't that, financially, kind of a bad idea?
>waiting until you're financially stable to have kids
that will end you up with no kids

>>28332865
Castration and moon-sendings

>>28332865
it dangles and waves in time to his proud, mighty strides as all the fillies and mares faint from arousal around him

>>28332550
Source? I mean...yo niggas fo real?

>>28332865
You slap it.

We learned this like three days ago, gosh.

>>28332888
That makes it the best plan

>>28332843
Yes, yes it is.
And one of them (who I went to middle school with), actually had to kick her husband out of the house because he wouldn't stop watching porn on the living room TV in front of his and the neighbors kids

God I wish I was joking
but no that actually happened

>>28332779

Retarded baby pony is best pony.

>>28332773
Can't be any worse than Rarity becoming a mother

>>28332783
:)

>>28332909
DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

>>28332928
It might have been gay porn too, I can't remember the whole story

>>28332912
she's not retarded! just slow
very, very slow
no those are not your glasses

>>28332914

My nigga!

>>28332843
Not with all the government programs in place to keep kids not dead.

>>28332888

That's the idea!

>>28332865
They get stares from the mares.

I hope y'all saw this.

Generate a couple and post your favorites.

http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=mlpony
http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=mlpony
http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=mlpony
http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=mlpony
http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=mlpony
http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=mlpony

>>28332909
One of my old classmates' brothers got arrested recently for hitting and killing a cyclist then leaving the body there until it was discovered the next morning

Then just this week that same classmate of mine got arrested too, in a hotel room with his girlfriend, a bunch of stolen property, and meth

I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH REALLY CLASSY PEOPLE

>>28332903
>>28332969
>people not wanting kids
but....you can help shape them to be whatever you want

>>28332938

She's just a bit... slower than the other fillies.

>>28332583

Does anyone else think little gray Sweetie Belle nuzzling Rarity in panel two is so cute they might die of diabetes right now?

>>28333010
I know. A mini-me

>>28333010
I don't want kids at all.

I want ponies.

>>28333010
I always wanted to be the calvin and hobbes type dad

>>28333010
>.you can help shape them to be whatever you want

Only when they're newborns, then their skull hardens

>>28332997
>This generator makes Magical Legend Ponies. These ponies are not necessarily related to a large, popular re-envisioning of a pony-based cartoon/merchandise series. You know, not necessarily, but these are still cute ponies with special marks. Yeah.

>Let's face it, are you surprised I built this? No? Good. Now enjoy the ponies.


Heeeehh

>>28333010
i don't want the genetics that are capable of producing a person as horrible as me to be passed on

>>28333010
Into the perfect soldiers!

>>28333020
>little babby sweetiebelle

YES. UGH. ITS UNBEARABLY CUTE

>>28333027
A mini-me you say?

>>28332997
First thing I get is 4chan pony.

>This gangly male pony is an earth pony who is sloppy, bookish, and unprincipled. His coat is black. He has a mane that is white, and it reminds you of a drifting cloud. His droopy eyes are amber. His mark is a bed.

>>28332997
this thing is great for making random characters for the fun of it. most of the results don't make any sense but once in a while you'll come across a pie baker who is secretly a vigilante

>This muscular colt is a unicorn who is anxious, ignorant, and moral. His coat is peach-colored. He has an elaborately-styled mane that is green. His wide eyes are night-black. His mark is a slice of pie.

>>28333020
It's not even that she is slow. She's a goddamm child.

PONY FISH.

>>28333010
The sad truth is that if I had a kid I would end of forcing them to be complete nerds who I homeschool all day and don't allow to have a social life

because that's the childhood I wanted but could never have

:(

I tried it and I got this.
This gangly colt is an earth pony who is bookish and industrious. His coat is white. He has a mane that is violet, and it reminds you of a burning fire. His hooded eyes are sand-colored. His mark is a firework burst.

Don't know how feel.

>>28333075
wtf am i reading

>>28333071
Sharks aren't fish, they're dolphin that have evolved to have teeth. STUPID

>>28333010
the first mistake of parents;
not realizing you will never succeed in doing this

>>28333020
>so cute they might die of diabetes right now?
that feel
I KNOW THAT FEEL

>>28333010
I used to date a girl who really, REALLY wanted to have kids. I was 22 and she was 21 when we split up.

She ended up marrying some dude and had a miscarriage.

Idon'tknowhowtofeelaboutthis.jpeg

>>28333090
What part of that don't you understand

>>28328191
> he said nightmare edition

If my daughter was a pony, but she didn't have any foals and yet for some reason she spontaneously began lactating I would have to do the right thing and suckle her. It's very uncomfortable to lactate for a long time with no one to suckle. I think any parent would do this for their daughter.

>>28333089
>Not being prepared for any sort of problem that may arise financially
You have no one to blame but yourself. :)

>>28333075
Do you have any idea how stupid that is, and how utterly SCREWED that kid is going to be, social wise, grown up?

Trust me, I know.

If you don't like public schools just do something productive and earn enough money to send them to private school.

>>28333118
>lactating
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

>>28333089
sooooooo thats what made you have think you where posting on twitter?
i'm sorry for your situation though.

>>28333071
Pinkie Piranha?

>>28333118
I like how you added pony to make it seem somehow less creepy and not a reflection of a possible real world event.

Guys...Aren't we going on the ponychan path with this?


New topic
Favorite mane cast is sent into the equestrian army. What happens?

>>28333075
You.. You should just never have children. Don't fuck your kids by letting them drift into the world as socially awkward adults. Seriously.

>>28333102
>>28333037

Sweetabuse aside, that picture makes me want Rarity to be Sweetie's momma and for Sweetie to be a little gray pony who's coat is dyed.

Guys, what was in >>28328423 in previous thread?

>>28333150
>charge head-on into enemy fire
>die

Guess who.

>>28333123
I know, I'm not very logical and really quite selfish.

In fact, this entire scenario of me having offspring hinges upon me overcoming these personal faults to the extent of actually talking to a girl when she comes over to my place to hang out instead of just telling her to grab whatever she wants out of the fridge and continuing to sit at my computer not making eye contact

sorry that was an unnecessarily in-depth example

>>28333118
But which pony would be your Daughter?

I think Rainbow Dash would trust you to suck her horse teats the most.

>>28333118

>>28333150
Fluttershy easily wins all wars.

>>28333071
Wait...

Wait a second.

>Rarity and Rainbow Dash sharks have claspers
>thus implying they have dicks.

GOD DAMMIT.

>>28333197
>Fluttershy doesn't even make it past bootcamp and all her friends are ashamed of her from then on and try to talk to her less

fix'd

>>28333150
Pinkie Pie is the demolitions expert, sets up a huge chain of explosives that wipes out the entire enemy fleet of tanks in a single afternoon

>>28333119
Fuck you, my mother never prepared me because she's so fucking useless herself. At the time we went and got it, I was focusing all my effort into not killing myself. I was a clinically depressed 16 year old. The TAFE fucked me over too. They charged me the $1000 for full time study but only enrolled me in part time. It wasn't until I went and showed them the receipts for the 4th time that they fixed up their shit.

>coloring rarity
>decide since she is a lot of white on white to put high contrasting colors and just change them later
>turn line layer transparency no zero
what has magic done?

>>28333206
Nice eye, that never would have even occurred to me

>>28333150

The enemies of freedom are fucked now.

>>28333150
1. Shows off armor to her friends
2. Sleeps around with her colleagues
3. Pisses off CO

Then on day 2
4. Tries to ditch training at boot camp
5. CO catches her and forces her to do harder training.
This happens a lot.

This hardens her into a warrior, loyal to the death to her fellow soldiers.

>>28333181
If only! Alas my pony daughter would probably be some lame OC...but that doesn't mean I wouldn't give her all of my love. Parental love I mean.

>>28333230
I had something similar happen to me. They kept asking for my dad's W2, and I kept telling them he didn't have one because he had his own business. Took a couple of months and numerous visits to the financial aid office to get it solved.

>>28333239
She looks like an alien. You could probably get pretty far posting it on /x/.

>>28333230

>>28333239
My Little Green Pony: Friendship Is Out There

>>28333254
>implying equestria's enemies aren't fighting tyranny
>my only celestia pic because i hate her for being a tyrant

>>28333230
>still blaming other people for your own incompetence
Self-diagnosing doesn't count. You weren't depressed, you're just lazy.

>feel depressed
>Google 'everything feels pointless'
>check images
>This is the 1st result
What the fuck, man.

>>28333206
MOTHER FUCKER

>Hugboxing

TO THE MOON WITH YOU

>>28333230
I know all about moms throwing creepy tantrums bro

My mom started pacing around the house sobbing at me and then locked herself in the bathroom and screamed at the top of her lungs all because I didn't want to play Farmville anymore
then she said to me "FARMVILLE WAS A TEST TO SEE IF YOU WERE RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH TO TAKE CARE OF SOMETHING EVERY DAY AND CLEARLY YOU'RE NOT"

>>28333313
>>28333230
Is there anything that interests you? Focusing on other things usually helps.

>>28328191

>>28333266
Then this happens

>>28333171
No matter how much training she has she it will never surpass her pride. With the much training she will think she is invincible.

>>28333166
Respond please

>>28333338
learn 2 link to posts correctly, newfag.

>>28333313
Never change internets

>>28333282

I've got some bad new about your daughter, then.

>>28332861

>>28333333

>>28333338
A comic of Twilight being brutally mutilated, I think

>>28333326

What.

Developed for Lauren Faust by Television

>>28333331

>>28333283
>i was coloring for the pony fandom when my paint.net flashed black for a moment and when it came back the lines where gone and the colors where all wrong. it was about 4 seconds befor it switched back. I barely got a screenshot.
by jove that might work

>>28333399
>by Television
http://www.last.fm/music/Television
I like that band

>>28333335
She may actually succeed though. She may turn out to be as good as she thinks she is.

>>28333405
*SKREEE*

>>28333389
>>28333381
I should elaborate, she was playing it too and wanted to bond with me through it I guess?
Of course it's totally hypocritical of her in retrospect since she eventually got bored of it and stopped playing too

>>28333399
>>28333417
I saw this and for a second I thought I had accidentally opened up an archived thread.

>>28333389
This is our hugboxing thread. All the crazyness of your life, post it here.

>>28333422
I won't denay that the training combined with her speed would make her quite a powerful enemy.

But she would attack like a fool. And going alone against the enemy...Yeah not such a great idea

Uh..Hi..I was kind of talked into watching this show by my girlfriend...I've seen the first two episodes...Is there a badge or ribbon fotr initiate "Bronies"? I think that's what they're called?

Which pony would first eat Mexican food? And I mean the real shit like menudo and chile relleno, not Crunchy Taco Supreme Combos bullshit.

>>28333299
Lol no. Properly diagnoses by a doctor, aswell as severe anxiety due to post traumatic stress caused by an incident involving my father, prescribed anti depressants, attended family therapy. Been taking Effexor ever since.
I know I'm lazy. I admit it, I don't need to pretend to be depressed to cover it up. Eat a dick.

pony

>>28333467
1. Don't use bronies here. Long story
2. RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN.

>>28333467
Run now. Before it's too late.

>>28333467
oh please don't use that word

>>28333372
Not that I have anything against black ponies but I don't think I could have one for my daughter. That's gross. I mean it just wouldn't look right that's all.

>>28333467
Be careful with that word, a lot of people here don't like it

>>28333467
A badge or...ribbon...

no, no there isn't. Perhaps the hallmark could be the use of the word "bronies"?

This requires further deliberation though.

Hey /co/, anyone have a simple request?

>>28333467
>Is there a badge or ribbon fotr initiate "Bronies"?
...wat? Um, no?
How about you just watch the show and try to gain more enjoyment from it than the fandom

We are all faggots anyway

>>28333467

Sup

We don't call ourselves "bronies" on /co/ since that term is associated with the part of the fandom that takes the "philosophy" of the show too seriously.

>>28333463
She needs some one like Applejack to grab her tail and keep her grounded.

>>28333467

Nope. Just the realization that you will be consumed by a growing lust for ponies and pony accessories.

Enjoy.

>>28333467
Excuse me, you belong on ponychan

>>28333461
>I saw this and for a second I thought I had accidentally opened up an archived thread.

Um, why?

>>28333467
Draw something. That is your badge.

>>28333502
Rarity as scorpion

>>28333462
i had a dream my cousin gave me a blowjob
i'm not sure how i feel about it

>>28333480
>>28333492
>>28333493
>>28333494
>>28333495
>>28333501
>>28333506
>>28333508
>>28333514
>>28333524

Would you ever stay in a place where this is what everyone said upon your first arrival?

>>28333502
An unhappy pony

>>28333467
>brony

>>28333502
Sweetie Belle if she was a giant spider

>Hugboxing

This isn't HSG!

>main six.
Screw that I want to have a girl like Twist as a daughter. I'm not even trolling.

>>28333557
That's not hugboxing.
That's something horrifying.

>>28333467
here's my advice
watch the show and enjoy it for just that
don't get involved in the fandom, especially ponychan and its ilk
just go on knowing that you watched a good show and that more of it will come in October
okay?
also, what's this badge shit?

>>28333545
Why did you link my post? All I said is that your enjoyment of MLP:FIS should come primarily from the content of the show itself and not the community or whatever words you choose to brand yourself with

>>28333540
Is your cousin a girl? If she is... then is she sexy?


Either way, you should feel empowered by it and now have a sense to fulfill this in person!

Alright. Now I have to ask.. What's the story behind the 'bronies' taboo?

>>28333565
Likely story.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITr90v7UaNg&feature=player_embedded
lols were had that day

>>28333565

Why would you want a daughter like the worst pony?

>>28333579
I might have just caught you in the sweep.

>>28333478
Attempted suicide, 5150, year of therapy because of it, therapy also years ago for parental divorce issues, put on antidepressants, but no longer.

You're not special, you're just lazy. And stupid.

>>28333575
Badges?
We don't need no stinking badges!

>>28333590

>>28333467
Bronies is a guy that likes like MLPFIM.
If you enjoy the show then you are a brony.
People say that you have to buy merch to become an initiate but that's a load of horse shit.

>>28333540
I have two female cousins, they live in Texas, I saw a recent picture of one of them but I don't know what the other one looks like

I think she is pretty hot though
Not in a "I want to bang her" sort of way
More of a "FUCK YEAH, [insert last name here] GENES ARE AWESOME, WE ARE ALL SEXY MOTHERFUCKERS"

>>28333602

I miss weaver...
That damn buss...GODDAMMIT FLUFFY WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO FULFILL THE PROPHECY.

>>28333545
>>28333545
well sure, I mean I stayed on 4chan right?

>>28333589
Some people don't like the word because other MLP fans use it too. That's it.

>>28333584
>Is your cousin a girl?
yes
>hen is she sexy?
no
>you should feel empowered by it and now have a sense to fulfill this in person!
no, what am i?applejack?

>>28333575

Okay, only really a casual fan, I'd say, but last time I visited a pony thread on /co/, the word "brony" didn't have such a horrible reaction? What happened, and is it because of all the bad press? (Fox news, etc)

I swear to god, if you people keep linking Scooabust pictures I'm going to FLIP MY SHIT.

Scootaloo DOESN'T DESERVE THIS SHIT. Pick on an inferior pony to... Pick on, like, fuck, I don't know, APPLEBLOOM. Applebloom is a piece of shit, and deserves applebuse, not Scootaloo.

Scootaloos a SAINT, and you all SICKEN ME.

>>28333613
You attempted suicide in the year 5150?
WHAT'S THE FUTURE LIKE

>>28333643
it's ponychan
we really don't like them and they use it all the god damn time
hype backlash, if you will

>>28332861

The top of the door swung open and Bon-bon poked her head out. She looked around but found no one outside the door, only to hear a high "Hello!" come from below.

Looking down, she found a little Blue and Red filly sitting in front of the door. A golden horn grew out of her forehead and a pair of purple wings were tucked at her sides. "My name is Princess Thunder Horn! Who are you?"

"Oh my!" Bon-bon replied, surprised by the little filly's presence. "Aren't you a cute little thing." The unicorn picked up the little filly by the scruff of her neck and carried her into the house.

"I'm Princess Celestia and Princess Luna's little sister! I've come here to be friends with Twilight Sparkle!" the little filly said to no-one in particular.

"Yesh ear, hi'm shure u arf" Bon-bon said, her voice slurred by the alicorn she carried in her mouth. She carried the filly into the kitchen and put her down on the counter with a plop.

"Can you help me find Twilight, Miss?"

"Oh I'm sure I could", Bon-bon said. "But first lets play a game!"

"Yay!" Princess Thunder Horn cried, her wings spreading in excitement. "What are we playing?"

"This muscular female pony is a unicorn who is shy and principled. Her coat is gray. She has a mane that is white and red, and it reminds you of a waterfall. Her eyes are iron-gray. Her mark is a wheel."

Her mane is a waterfall of blood.

>>28333589

There's not really one singular story behind it, it's just that some of the most prominent groups referring to themselves as bronies have proven to be naive, socially awkward, and clueless.

>>28333646
ITS JUST LIKE THAT FUCKING FALLOUT GAME.
ONLY MORE BLOOM.
AND NO RADIATION
ONLY DOUBLE RADIATION

>>28333602
I hate kids but if I had to have a kid I want a nerd girl so I can watch her grow up. Especially if she's the kind of nerd that grows up to be a nerdy bombshell. I want a little girl to play games and read comics to bed with.

>>28333601
random censor bleeping is like the lowest form of humor

>>28333589
Mostly because some losers want to keep their secret clubhouse, and got mad when /b/ and ponychan used it now.

/co/lts is fine, though.

>>28333613
Now I feel bad for you guys. I actually wanted my parents to divorce. I am /v/ kiddie inside, and their arguments was taking up my precious game time. I told them that if I was asked which parent I wanted to go live it, I would respond by asking which one got to keep the Super Nintendo.

>>28333644
>scooabust

Who here is a sculptor?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yNoeEqIcQw&feature=related
and then more

>this entire thread
>FUCK IT ALL
>FUCK THIS WORLD
>ETC
99.8% of this thread should not be allowed to have children under penalty of law/death.

>>28333528
>>28333524
>>28333493
>>28333495
>>28333501
>>28333506
>>28333508
oh! I didnt realize it was a no-no term around here. I just heard it somewhere. Sorry. New to the whole thing, took me weeks to finally work up the ball to watch the first episode.

>>28333643
ponychan happened
can we stop with the meta now?

>>28333646
Everything is burnt color. Not because of the apocalypse, it's just the trend.

No, a 5150 is like, police talk or insurance code for an involuntary stay in a mental hospital.

>>28333642

Yes...

>>28333675
Nah, that thing where they rapidly spam audio clips in youtube poops are the lowest form of humor.

>>28333476
there should be a pony done in this style that references mexico just for kicks, the only mexilent thing i saw was that one episode where they say "cutesyniera"kinda like saying "quinceniera"as in the 15th birthday party for girls

also apple jack would be the obvious choice

>>28333677
>parents divorce
>secretly smile as I hated my father mostly for reasons you posted.

>>28333684
well, my advice is to watch the episodes before anything. you won't regret it and they get way better after the first few

>>28333675
I thought that was puns

>>28333705
ALL HAIL THE LOW HUMOR MONOLITH.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Tjb14VoWjg

>>28333705
okay I stand corrected

repetition for the sake of repetition... definitely lower

>>28333684
There's another term we don't like around here.

Hetrosexuality!

>>28333682
>allowed to have children.
>implying that percentage will ever even get laid before 2012 kills everyone

>>28333719
>parents divorce when I was 2.
>slowly learn over alternating weekend that my dad is an asshat and deserves to anus
Stepbrother was a bro, though. Always came through with the vidya

Aaaand as usual a quickfic ended up bloating in a five page mini-story. I apologize, but I think it turned out okay.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1LmSAifyYDKWQqhZqRglK5fLhEBgiUbisIvDU-fvgl7I/edit?hl=en_GB#

Here's the prompt, this one's a bit weird...
Anon on computer, Pinkie starts talking to him from the screen and she tries to convince him to kill himself.

Enjoy!

>>28333751
I hope you're not serious

>>28333762

Obama's reelection is going to kill everyone?

By god, the Teapartyers had it right all along...

>>28333659
>hype backlash

Ah, say no more. :O
I guess it's kinda like... being kinda into BDSM, but not wanting to identify yourself with the lifestyle or make that your main image.

Example of first impression at a casual social gathering: "Hi! I'm Dan! I'm a Brony/Dom/NASCAR fan!"

>>28333732
Yes and no...
Puns are perfectly fine if you set them up right,
otherwise they're cruel and unusual punishment

>>28333751

>>28333684

It's no problem, really, just pedantic semantics.

Check out >>28332418 for links to places to download the episodes or watch them in high quality. Also, another useful tool that's linked there is the thread locator, which constantly updates the link to the most recent MLP General on /co/. If the "current thread" it links to is dead, that just means it hasn't caught up to the current thread yet and you should look towards the bottom of the thread for a link to the ongoing one. That is, if /co/ Ponyfans don't scare you away today.

>>28333762
I grabbed a friends boob once when she was fucking my trombone instructor. Did I get laid?

>>28333792
Yes. See>>28333799


To prove my point, tomorrow, come into the thread at a random time and ask for straight Rainbow Dash art and see what happens.

>>28333813
No, but you may have gotten her pregnant.

>>28333809
I literally got a boner from pedantic semantics

Like seriously I have an erection

How did you do that

>>28333613
Never said I was special, faggot. Also, don't fucking call me stupid. I'm the fucking laziest, nastiest person you would ever meet, but chances are I'm more intelligent than you. That undeserved sense of superiority I strut around with? Yeah, that's what that's from.

>>28333675

I thought that was the "cat-yowling-off-screen sound effect."

>>28333663

"First, I need you to get on this plate." Bon-bon put down a plate with a piece of bread already on it.

Princess Thunder Horn obediently crawled onto the piece of bread and Bon-Bon responded by putting another piece over her. "Is this like hide and seek?"

"That's exactly what it's like!" Bon-bon replied. "You win the game if I can't find you."

"Yay!"

Bon-Bon picked up the plate with the pony sandwich on it and walked into the living room where her friend Lyra was currently sitting peacefully.

"Oh Lyra~ I've got another one for you~"

"Oh c'mon, Bon-bon! This is like the fourth one today! Who is making all these terrible ponies?"

"Look, do you want them running all over ruining things?"

Lyra sighed. "I guess not. Give me that sandwich."

>>28333762
>implying the rapture didn't happened and we are all dead...

>>28333813
Wait what

>>28333762
I hope there's an apocalypse next year that would be so rad. I hope season two gets to air all the way first though.

>>28333846
Wow, hell looks just like 4chan. Can't say I'm surprised.

>>28333799

I think a Twilight like daughter would be ideal. I could read her a story every night, and she wouldn't complain that books are boring and go watch more spongebob.

>>28333762
TRUE DAT.

>>28333794
kind of
i post pony vids and shit to facebook occasionally, and my friends know i like the show, but it's not something you spam all around like they do at ponychan.

they've had multiple meetups. turns out they're all fat middle aged guys

>>28333841

It's funny because it's in the Soylent Green.

>>28333793
Its funny. Theres actually a thing on College Humor where its showing sequences of the end of the world and at the very end you hear something like "And now a word from your president Sarah Palin" and then the video ends

>>28333830

Now, imagine Rarity saying "pedantic semantics."

>>28333882
Thanks that made me completely flaccid.
Imagining the worst pony, why didn't I think of that
I'm really bad at trolling can you tell

>>28333882
In my head, she said 'poblanic spolacktics'

>>28333837
Chillax. You're just being baited.

>>28333869
It would at least give me a reason to buy an ereader. Though now I imagine myself reading the Firestorm rules to filly Twilight.

"Okay little missy, can the F-18 carry a Sparrow missile, and how many?"

>>28333863
Nah, MLP General is hell.
/u/ is heaven

>>28333882
I like to imagine Rarity saying this instead.

>>28333813
I've never gotten to grab a girl's boob :(
But because you go and quote 40 year old virgin, I actually do know what they feel like
because I have my own pair :(

The general consensus I've gotten: watch the fiepisodes and GTFO of the fandom. Might be too lte for my GF. Oh well. Au revoir, thread. Try and have fun, if you can.

>>28333827
did you post that Pinkie/Pokey pic because you hated it?

>>28333869

It is my greatest wish that I will one day have an intelligent, introspective son or daughter who loves books and knowledge.

>>28333940
>watch the fiepisodes

wat

>>28333940
NO FUN ALLOWED

>>28333926

>>28333940
Bye anonymous, it won't be the same without you. Kiss kiss.

>>28328191
My brother's oldest is a lot like Pinkie Pie. She bounces everywhere and in a second goes Pinkamenia insane.

>Ponychan here.
>Ponychan there.

You guys hate that place, that I know.
But I sometimes get the feeling you're merely hating on it for the sole purpose of doing so.

If you have valid reasons for hating something, then that's fine.
But judging an entire community with thousands of people, making baseless generalizations won't do no good.

So, I say we all join hands and simply ignore shit "we" don't like.
Ponychan being one of them.

>>28333955
hahaha oh wow
every day I think I've seen every hilarious screencap there is to see from Season 1 and then BAM

>>28333947
No, but I know everyone else hates straight ships.

>>28333918

And I am now imagining that Twilight grew up to be a weapons expert....It is an odd thought to say the least.

>>28333933
>2011
>Not growing a penis.
How are you going to go fuck yourself when someone tells you? Get it together!
Unless you meant manboobs then nevermind.

>>28333940
Welp now that we sacred him let's get back to discussing the show like mature adults.

I love when we pretend we are horrible to scare away new people...Right?

>>28333974
no way we need shit to talk about during hamburger time

>>28333974
it just sucks that they're becoming the main face of this fandom
we're being lumped together with what we don't like, which is difficult to ignore

>>28333974
It's really for the best. If we can focus our hatred on some external entity, we won't redirect it internally

>>28333974
>But I sometimes get the feeling you're merely hating on it for the sole purpose of doing so.
slowpoke.jpg
>So, I say we all join hands and simply ignore shit "we" don't like.

Ok, Ponychan can start fist by not banning everything they don't like.

>>28333974
>I'm in Ponychan!
>I'm proud of you son
>Dad, are you Ponychan?
>Yes, now we are a fandom again.

>>28333995
I did indeed mean manboobs

Also the other day I had some kind of weird heart palpitations, I've never experienced that before

I need to lose weight or I will literally die, like really embarrassingly too, probably while fapping or something

>>28333987
dr. white?

>>28333974
Agreed, but we do hate it for a reason

>>28333974
I too as well encourage everyone to put on blinders to the rotting barrel of pig shit in the lake

Maybe it won't rupture and poison everything else if we pretend its not there

Yeah

Sounds good

Feeling Pinkie Keen.

Hey MLPG, I thought you guys would appreciate this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbYXvSKjP98

>>28333987
Straight ships are stupid
I prefer U-boats
I know that makes no sense but just go with it

>>28333933
I highly recommend it.

I also felt up a girl in the pool. It wasn't as glamorous as the trombone fucker.

>>28333875

Ah, yes. :|
I was bartending at a friend's party, using related image as a mixing guide when one of the guests came up to me and started showing me all this pony shit on his iphone. >__>;

"Oh, that's nice. If I mix you up a Rainbow Dash will you go away??"

>>28334027
Ha, you got me. I feel so loved.

>>28333987

I'm down with het.

But only if it's applecest.

>>28334045
Interesting episode. Nice use of character models.
I'd give it a B+ overall.

>>28334070
wait you were serious about the trombone thing

in which situation would you be in the same room as some girl fucking your trombone instructor

where the fuck do you even find a trombone instructor

and what do you mean you recommend it
it's not like I can go grab a random titty

>>28333989
She'd be the one to know about them. But being Twilight, she'd mix them all up. She'd end up with a SAM that explodes into shotguns that explode into confetti because she forgot to load actual bullets.

>>28334065
Me too Anon.

>>28333952

Mine too, I mean I love books, I love books a lot. But I'm afraid they're being lot as the generations swap out. Heck, mine wasn't that good on the reading front as it is. So, if I have a daughter or a son, I'm reading to them every damn night, rain or shine. They'll get Winnie the Pooh through Lord of the Rings, and if they still don't like books, at least I can say I tried.

>>28334077
For a moment I thought I was wrong, I remember you being more a Caralight guy

>>28333952
I hope one day I have a child who will surpass me some how.

>>28334026
>2011
>Not using your manboobs to hit on girls.
Draw a face on them when you go to a pool. They will immediately want to suck your tits and your dick. Its science.

>>28334073
I don't drink that often, but The Entertainer looks delicious. Fuck, why is 21 so far away?

>>28334073
>filename
lol

i know that feel though

>>28334142
At the very least, hope that he outlives you :p

>>28334118
I ship plenty of stuff, straight, lesbian, whatever. I just try to keep things mixed up lest the fandom become stale.

>>28334011

Doubt it.

This show inspires friendship in a lot of aspects, and I'd honestly have the community seen as a hugbox rather than a hatebox.

Besides, if people don't have the brain capacity to fully understand that the pony community, like any community, is somewhat divided, then I'd suggest you simply ignore those people aswell.

>FO:E updates.
...wait.
>Lets sweep that last bit of shit that went down under the rug real fast so the fans don't stew on it.
I liked it but fuck.

>>28334156
I'm 24 and I haven't had any alcohol since December 2009

Which sucks because I discovered I'm actually decently sociable when I'm buzzed

Toasting.

this is my new oc
rare occurrence
she's really clumsy
she's a painter but keeps ending up with paint on her
she was best friends with pinkie and taught her how to bake cupcakes

>>28334110

S͔͈̰̯̪͕̺ͥ̐ͧ͊̇̓̎ô̯͚̒ͬ̌c̵͙͙̰̦̻͊͌̕i͊̅͐̉̓ͨ͋҉̱̫̼̻͚̠e̿͗́͐̐
̷̏̈́͏̥̘͉̗̖͇t̨͓͓̦̫̘͚̪̞̿͑ͬ́̚y̧̝̱̜̣͉̱͙̙̤ͥ̀͂̕ ̯͕̞ͤͬ̌ͧ̄͛͑̎̚w̨̯̲̒̂̐͑̇̽ͭ̚͘į̬̤̺̝̓ͣ̔̊ͯ̌ͯ̓ͦ͟ḽ̵̈̆̇̋̐̀̚̕
͓̤̱̜̯͎ͅl̴̫͚̱͉͙̖̗ͮ̽ ̛̼̗̞̳̼ͨͨ̃c̑͊̓̀̿ͣ́̚͏̭͍͝o̷̷̫͚̪̠͊͂͛ͭ͛ͩͅr̯͉̩̩͎̣͍ͨ̉̎ṙ̍̈͒
̰̞̪͖̣̈́ͤ͐ȗ̵̶̮̎͛ͅp̴̶̠̯̝̠͋̿̊̏t͚̼͈̾͊͗̅̊̕ͅ ̬̤͍̹̦͕̝̖͚ͭ́͑͒̽ͤ͠t̻̪̬̔͊̕͘͡ͅh̛̝̹͖͙̰̻̟̭͓̀͝ẻͩ͏͔̥͢iͯ̀̇ͯͯ
̞̜̖̥̭͓̜̳͋́ͮ̿͝r̵̟͓̹̲̼̲̲͙ͥ̊̒͂ͦͩ̇ͅ ̡̝͔͕̭̮͉͈̆ͩ͐̅̕ͅḽ̸̯̟͈͊̉̏̚̚o̘͙͔͔̫̩̖̼͑̓v̼͇̮͍͉̪̼̿e̊̆ͣ̃̊͋
̶̢̟͇̬͞ ̺̮̦̮̬̲̰̥̪̈́ͤͬ͞f͕̟͖͇͙͔͕̈̅̓͂ͥ̍ͮ̚o͕̣̟̳̮̲ͦ̍͑ͯ̉ͭr̶̸̬̅ͣ̔̔̍͠
̭̝͔̥̠͉̫ͅ ̨͙̬͍͒̀ͅb̹̮̲̱ͦ̃̌̚ơ͍͎̬̜̤̬̙̓ͮ̂̀̀̑oͭ̾͘҉̪̫̳̕k̨͉̙͒̑͒͂ͬ̂̍͞
s̀̾̇͑͐͒̚҉̖̩̗̲̘

>>28334107

That, OR, she'd be so organized she'd be a unstoppable machine of efficiency. Able to hit gnat off a fench post at 500 yards, and plan out your moves before you do. If you're running away, she already knows where you're going....and there's a grenade waiting for you.

>>28334189
Did someone say FOE?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM5MMqNgUzM

>>28334201
But can she defeat Celestia?

this thread is bad and you should feel worse
business as usual i see /co/

>>28334183
yeah but they're also aspies who have no idea how to interact with other human beings so they live vicariously through this online hugbox
someone upload the picture of Luke, please

at least 4chan seems to be pretty varied in its audience, beyond fatass neckbeards who want to fuck pinkie pie

>>28334103
It was my birthday and I wanted to go see the Tenacious D movie. Give me a break. And it wasn't a room, it was a small baseball field.

And why can't you just go grab a random titty? You scared or something?

Yo, Klondike. I may be slow as shit, but FacelessJr delivers. Here's that sketch from earlier done in slightly-less-than shitty color.

Enjoy, bud.

>>28334229
I dunno, but I heard some cupcakes in here too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZv5VLto0ak

>>28334200
Poor Caramel, once again left out.

>>28334233
in a blink
you can't see her wing in the pic but she can fly too

>>28334242
umm ok
And no I can't grab a random titty because I don't have a criminal record and I'd rather not start

>>28334224
You love Twilight, dont you Squeak?

>>28334257
>Implying she doesn't have like, 3 sets.

>>28334229
Fuck those bastards.

>grind like a bastard
>every enemy goes down in one hit
>random encounter
>Ha can't be th...OH GOD EVERYONE IS DEAD

>>28334273

Well, I've always been a Fluttershy fan, but yes, Twilight is up there on my list.

>>28333953
Typing from a phone can be difficult at times.

>>28334266
>not having a criminal record
>in 2011

>>28334201

"Lyra! I've got another one for you!"

>>28333974
It's weird because this is pretty much what some of us say to people who hate the show/fandom in general. Are that many of us hypocrites?

>>28334273
Who DOSN'T like Twilight?

I mean, she's plenty of peoples not-favorite-pony, but there's hardly any, if any at all people that just plain dislike her.

Jesus christ that thing is fun to use for retarded ponies. I will never name these creatures, nor will they be given any personality beside what was generated. They are My Little Abortions.
"This muscular female pony is a unicorn who is shy and principled. Her coat is gray. She has a mane that is white and red, and it reminds you of a waterfall. Her eyes are iron-gray. Her mark is a wheel."

>>28334241

>at least 4chan seems to be pretty varied in its audience, beyond fatass neckbeards who want to fuck pinkie pie

And yet there's more pony porn on /co/ that there has ever existed on Ponychan.
How do I know that?

Well, you get Banned if you post any.
Don't believe me? Feel free to find out the hard way.

>>28334156

I only have the ingredients for Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and DJ-PON3's drinks. So many ingredients on here are so fucking specific!! >:O

>FO:E
FALLOUT IS
ONE
FUCKING
WORD!

>>28334365
I HATE WORDS
AND BOOKS, ARE LIKE, JUST PAPER WITH WORDS IN THEM
FUCK BOOKS

>>28334381
Yea, But F:E means less to people at this point so you can't use it to denote the fic if you want anyone to recognize it.

>>28334381
That's why I always refer at it like F:Eq

>>28334250

Dammit Sweetie Belle, you running around and pooping on everything like a retard all the time.

>>28334391
But anon, you're using words.

You're reading right now.

It's like a book on your screen.

>>28334391
SOMETIMES BOOKS HAVE NUMBERS IN THEM TOO

>>28334381
I
>>28334401
>Fallout: Equestria(BRAIN AUTOFILL) daily

>>28334372
that's just by nature though
ponychan is like the mom that doesn't let you go outside to see other kids and nurtures you constantly because 'you might get hurt' under other conditions
4chan is the terrible, neglecting, alcoholic parent that abuses you constantly, but you don't know any other way to live so you go on with it

pick your poison, i suppose

>>28334365
Dumb mary sue bitch pony.

>>28334418
Hope you're happy Leth.
Now he's probably gonna destroy the computer/laptop/phone.

You killed on of your own kind Leth...one of your own kind...

>>28334452
>4chan is the terrible, neglecting, alcoholic parent that abuses you constantly, but you don't know any other way to live so you go on with it

Dad made me remove stumps in the backyard with a log maul.

>>28334471
They all had to go eventually anyway.

Really odd question out of nowhere..
Does anyone know where I can find a picture of the back of Twilight's head?
Like the far right one in this picture.
I need it to figure out how her hair works..

Or should I just not worry about doing a behind angle? Cause I don't think I've seen a behind angle like that, besides Rarity fixing that bird nest..

>>28334482
Well it appears that sentience doesn't grant emotions...Who knew?

>>28334483
no
we are not allowed to know which direction her hair really goes in