I refuse to participate. Game over.
Instead, let us discuss dragons!

Ohgod please new thread save us.

Trip goes away, I'm out for the night to avoid more circlejerking.

Thanks for everyone who had nice things to say though.

>>28312489
What?...

Well if your leaving, see yah

this isn't easy mode. I'm on topic

I'll play on easy mode.

>>28312489

Link that celestiaxtwilight nigga.

>>28312511
Yeah, I've been up for like 25 hours and I have to get up in three, so... yeah. Plus that last thread was... weird.

Again, thanks to everyone who was nice though. Everything aside, I really enjoy talking about the craft of writing when it presents itself.

Someone mentioned a Scootaloo watersports pic

>>28312549
I never wrote a Celestia Twilight, that guy must have had me confused with someone else.

>>28312519

Are you implying Pinkie-Pie is ugly?

>>28312416
what about cute griffons?

easy mode is best mode

>>28312489
yeah. But seriously. Dont think of someone as better, or I might have to start writing to prove it

>>28312559

MLP PORN AND GORE COUNTS AS UGLY ITT

>>28312581

>>28312478
Dragons it is.

>>28312589
Please do, friendly competition and discussing writing with someone who puts up with me would be swell. It might motivate me to be more creative as well - the past few days I've had an excuse, but when I don't, who knows what will happen.

>>28312613
There isn't a single dragon in that pic you posted

Postan dragons

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>>28312416
HARD MODE ALL THE WAY

>>28312613
>>28312636
I love dragons!

>>28312636
Shut up Dino-fa

ugly pony thread?

Cute ponies you say?
trollface.jpg

>>28312613
those are pokemons you idiot
>>>/vp/

Anyone got some draw requests?

>>28312589
Shut up, dinofag

Rarity is hideous pony, she spends all of her dress shop money on plastic surgeries

>>28312630
Doesn't know the word dinosaur wasn't invented until 1842 to cover up the existence of dragons.

Guys im going to write a funny/ship fic with Dash but should i use Pinkie or Fluttershy?

I prefer pony ponies.

I heard Pinkie Pie.

>not finish.

>>28312647
That looks like one of those monsters from Kingdom Hearts 2

Requesting a picture where Applejack dies. Do we have any?

>>28312668

OH U!

derpy scrunch

>>28312697
funny?

either make it RD/PP acting like an old married couple
OR
fluttersy because lol awkward

GO FORTH

>>28312655

Nice!

>>28312682
>implying im dinofag

you're a fucking moron and I take offense to that, RS

>>28312679

Zecora holding up a tribal fetish, so she can say "this is my fetish"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRhOr_8Saow

is it legal to keep a small pony in your house as a pet, like a dog

Playan easy mode.

Winning hard mode

Faceless fic from some unknown writer

>>28312734

>>28312736

Maybe i should take off the funny tag the fic just have funny side things every now and then.

ugly pony it is then

>>28312786
god FUCKING damnit

>>28312670
This is a pokemon.

>>28312697

>choose between one dash ship or another

That's not possible.

You'll have to flip a coin.

Do both.

>>28312773
You need sum fukcing COLUR uo in this BITCGH

>>28312756
What would it look like? Or should I just make something up?

>>28312791

>>28312814
Needs moar color.

Did I win?

>>28312814
Thanks! Have a Luna!

>>28312825
>got excite for futa derpy after seeing thumbnail
>was disappoint

More dragons.

>>28312825
>that thumbnail

ripe for abuse

>>28312811

I think im going to take Fluttershy, thank you guys.

>>28312855
>gilda
>filly
lolno

>>28312846
DUDEP if the guyt was blapck taht would be SWEAT

>>28312863

>futa derpy

You are everything that is wrong with pony threads. You are now on Derpy's "bad muffin" list.

>>28312863
people have been saying they see derpy futa ever since the first time the pic was uploaded on 4chan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMrQcn-LiO0

Colbert said bronies.

>>28312728
Anyone? Noone?

>>28312919
Shutup Doze

>>28312919
sweetiebelle.jpg

>>28312846
I can't believe I forgot to save that.
Thank you for giving me an excuse to finally use this.

>>28312728

I do not understand this.
I am not sure i want an explanation.

>>28312954

Anyone have this with Rarity and one with AJ?

beat these socks for cuteness

cant do it

>>28312939

>>28312968
There are pictures where the other ponies die. Since Applejack is the shittiest character there should be a picture of her dying

>>28312985
Ponies is socks are stupid.

>>28312697
how about both?

they try to confess their feeling for dash at the same time
then they compete to see who Dash loves the most

>>28312968

I think is based on a duplex field short fic, zombie outbreak in ponyville, rarity is infected and she hide sweetie in a closet but a couple of days later Dash come with the royal guard and rescue sweetie.

>>28312985
I see your socks and raise you mittens.

>>28313014
There needs to be more pictures of ponies wearing condoms.

>>28312613
>Dinotopia

Oh god my childhood.

>>28312610
>>28312637
wait a minute, anons can post the marker willy nilly like this?

i thought it was Leth's job

why is 63 spike so adorable and why isn't there more of it?

>>28312801
something RS is unwilling to write

>>28312892
Can do, give me a minute.

>>28312954
Lol, no problem.
Also, Tess, i have like 3 messages from 3 different DA FiM groups asking for permission to feaure the Derpy/Carrot Top pic, what do?

>>28313014

sounds like grumpy gus here needs more ponies in socks to get over his deep mistrust of cuteness

>>28313038
I've seen more of it.

it's terrifying

>>28313038

>>28313038

ironically ponibooru does have a lot of rule 63 spike

>>28313069

>>28313068
Is that filly Octavia or not? I don't want to nibble on filly Octavia I am not a pedo

>>28313072
eh, rarity's shoe's look off. he'd have loafers

>>28313072

63'd humanized Rarity looks so fabulously camp.

>>28313037
Trips are capable of falling off.

>>28313096
You know the one I'm talking about? Anthro futa Twilight is fucking anthro 63 Spike's vagina? The bodies aren't that horrible if it wasn't for Spike's Gollum like face.

>>28313072

no

here i fixd it.

>>28313072

>>28313124

Yup, i almost vomit my shit.

>>28313050
Do it.

>>28313163

Hey tess, are you taking request or working in something cool maybe?

>>28313124
Holy shit!

>>28313137
You forgot the hands, bro.

>>28313163
Okay!

Derpy is losing a fight to an angry black bird, and badly. What do you do?

>>28313223
Laugh?

>>28313184
Well I'm currently working on someone's Zecora thisismyfetish image, but I can add you to the list.
You got anything in mind?

>>28313223

Beat the shit out that fucking bird.

>>28313223

http://youtu.be/dajhZcYBxjU

I want to see Diamond Tiara singing this.

>>28313244

Braeburn trying to explain apples to carrot top, she is not amused but she think he is hot so she is dealing with it.

>>28313244
Could you draw a picture of Applejack where she hung herself in the barn?
Plus points for a crying Applebloom who discovers the body.

>>28313223
AHHH

BIRD
KILL IT
KILL IT
Its evil!

at the store today i saw a fat greasy balding neckbeard in sweatpants. the first thing i thought is "that guy is definitely a brony".

posting ugliest pony

>>28313186
how do you get the lines so clean?
Do you use photoshop?

>>28313285

The fuck?

>>28313223
I suit up.

>>28313297
Today I saw a hater saging a pony thread (poor fella', must be pretty stupid if he thinks that will do anything).
The first thing I thought was "that guy is definitely a 11 year old.

>>28313297
I looked at my cat today and thought "He must be the reincarnation of Einstein because he doesn't walk the fuck in my way 24/7"

these both statements are as true.

>>28313038

>>28313119
here's the full picture

I heard you guys like Subway.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw3DnhD8Gls

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp6rsFDTp5I

>>28313223
Fire arrows at it

>>28313297
So, just because he's a fat, disgusting neckbeard you immediately assume that? You must be trolling. Nobody could possibly be that stupid.

>>28313362
come back to hs

>>28313307
Nah, i use Sai.
The method i use to color is in this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1O3xtzRiXI

>>28313354

>>28313223

>see a bird mauling a pegasus

I watch and enjoy, because I'm clearly on some good acid.

>>28313365

I heard someone say ugly ponies.

>>28313265

>mfw diamond tiara is going to be in s2 and trixie not.

>>28313379
Fuck, no SAI for mac. I'm SOL. More coloring for you, however!

>>28313362
>>28313362
What the fuck is with these sandwiches anyway, is it a meme or something?

Here's a quick sketch of Klondike's Ice Cream Parlor. I'm going to be making it look 'not shitty' very soon. Any helpful commentary thus far?

>>28313271
Alrighty, I'll see what I can do.

>>28313285
WWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!

>>28313384

well it IS a tiny pegasus

>>28313354
the twilight and pinkie creepy me out. i would have gay homosex with the others im not gay.

>>28313413
I think they were used to censor dicks

>>28313381
Wait, what's Big Mac's rule 63 name? Does she have a big macgina?

>>28313376

Its like a fucking mirror!

I dont save pictures of ugly ponies Im afraid.

>>28313413
ever hear of a guy called disco?

>>28313419
Is that a yes? Will you do it?

>>28313419
Please, don't do the AJ murder one Tess.

>>28313419
Because AJ is the best pony and he is mad.

>>28313436
Little Macy

>>28313365
THE FUCK IS THIS

>>28313419

Cool, thanks for taking my request!

I hope you ignore the other request haha.

http://fletchowns.net/what.html

STARE INTO IT FOR 30 SECONDS

THEN CLOSE THE TAB

WHAT JUST WENT THROUGH YOUR MINDS

>>28313413
U no like sandwiches?

>>28313474
I'm not mad, I just want to see her die.

>>28313522
...You know there are forums dedicated to gore fetish, right? Why bring it here?

Does Sweeties eye make up match Gildas?

>>28313502
>"I'm not even epileptic, and I know this is going to give me a seizure!"

>>28313502
The first thing that came to mind, honestly, was the word 'niggers'. It was the music that did it.

>>28313502
>MY EYES, IT BURNS

>>28313537
>You know there are forums to discuss sex and other fetishes, why bring it here?
It just bugs me that most of the other ponies have pictures where they die she doesn't have any.

>>28313522
I actually have seen a couple of pictures of dead AJ

and i am going to          give them to you

>>28313502
>WHAT JUST WENT THROUGH YOUR MINDS
Why do I recognize that song?

>>28313545
Epileptic here, made it through ok.

>>28313223
Grab the bird a rip it's fucking head off

>>28313365
>>28313502

The fuck is going on in this thread?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uSwa8gRq4w

>>28313609

Ponies and random shit as usual.

>>28313635

Gotta love them cute ponies.

>>28313418
It looks okay but the heads in the third panel look way off. Redo those but keep the faces. Those are good

one of my friends keeps talking about mlp 34 in real life and what pony he would like to have sex with. everyone i know is trying to avoid him now. i dont have any problem with pony porn since i jack off to it everyday but dont fucking talk about it to me in real life goddamn

>that feel when you have an awesome request but when there's a drawfag who can do it you forget it

FUCK YOU BRAIN FUCK YOU

>>28313586
Ah, okay. That makes sense.

>>28313655

Fuck yea.

>>28313668
your friend is fucking messed up
people who can't keep their weird fetishes and shit to themselves are the worst

>>28313668
who the fuck would do that? is that a joke?

>>28313418
I dig the humor.

>>28313506
>>28313413

hey guys, i has a sandwich. want to share?

>>28313668

You shoul avoid that nigger like the plague.

>>28313670
Learn 2 sticky notes

This could use some colors

>>28313686
Why dose every artist wants to kill FS with Pneumonia?

>>28313668
You should both role play as ponies and have sex together.

>>28313730
second

>>28313734
>>28313686

Who knows? Still cute.

>>28313734
Why doesn't any of the artists wants to kill AJ?

What's your favorite .gif from the show?

>>28313730

Damn, zecora porn, she was almost a clean character.

>>28313773
Because not everyone has to agree with your hate on AJ.

>>28313734
Whose a cute little baby Pon-
>filename

:(

>>28313780

>>28313668
>>28313742

Problem solved, next case?

>>28313780

>>28313803
or

>>28313805
My wife isn't a pony, Problem Solver! What should I do?

>>28313781
How are you enjoying /co/ so far?

>>28313803

>filename

Hhahahaha good one!

Uuhh...I ate too much pie...

>>28313832
Marry a pony. Next case?

>>28313780
I guess either dancing filly Twilight, or Twilight's mom thrashing around.

Now that the ponies have spent some time in Ponyville, they will have to go on epic adventures...SOMEWHERE ELSE!

I wonder whom spikes parents are...

Second season will hopefully contain LESS errors.

CMC will not get their cuties marks till the series finally. (Spinoff series in the future?)

I can see an episode where Trixie gets hated by ponies outside of Ponyville, struggling to survive.

I hope the Bronies would keep the faggotry to a minimum.

>>28313854
I need a new hip, and my glue gun's all out of glue!

>>28313667
Will do. Thanks.
>>28313703
Cool. I'll probably keep the dialogue as is then.

Alright, making it look unshitty. BRB in a few hours.

Speaking of things nobody else likes, has anybody heard from Tozac recently?

>>28313773
you remind me of that one person who i noticed the other day who kept asking for fluttershy artwork of her wetting the bed

>>28313832
horse tail butt plug

>>28313832

Good question, you could get rid of her. Or y'know you could work some magic to make it seem that way.

>>28313843

Im having a good time the only bad thing is that guy asking for death pony pics.

>>28313871
Ask a Hipster, they are the experts at hips.

>>28313891
Yah
Hes back finally

>>28313891

People in fimchan fic section said he abandon the proyect.

>>28313780
This one, because it cracks me up to think all the jokes that's been made because of it

>>28313923
Oh, sweet! Any news on his writing?

its not gay if i buy this for myself right

Have at you, /co/.

>>28313902
Heh, me? Bad? Just wait until Faceless or Wolf Nanaki arrives.

Still requesting that AJ pic.

Behold my fetish....

>>28313939

I never understand why she is a alcoholic, is just punch in a party of kids.

>>28313929
Only thing I'm finding supporting that is that Clopsort has it listed as 'Abandoned'. Anything from him directly?

>>28313948
If you got a problem, yo, he'll solve it,
Check out the hook while his DJ revolves it!

>>28313947
but that's such a booooring color

>>28313957
Sooooooooooo, what will you draw next?

>>28313957

Sweet picture right there.

>>28313952
Nanaki doesn't request gore. Or much of anything, actually.

Or are you blaming the bullshit drama people drag in here on him?

>>28313971
It's the way she looks around before taking a sip.

>>28313976

Pretty much describes me 100%, good job.

>>28313957

>>28313957
>Skull in the hooves

FUKKEN SAVED.

>>28313939
DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE...


OH YOU'RE GOING DOWN

>>28313957
skull-fucking?
works for me

>>28314005
the dramafags

>>28313957
Ty Tess I wubb it

>>28313957
>old use of the word

Good show, sir!

>>28313957
Ahahaha, i like it!

>>28313971
nice broken german grammar you have there faggot

>>28314030
Maybe you should look up 'fetish' in the dictionary

>>28314031
So yourself then.

I've had a LOOOOONG weekend without the 'net, and I just wanna write.

So give me something and watch what I do with it. (3-post max.)

>>28314076
zombies

>>28314062

>Rarity_nazi.jpg

>>28314076
Soarin sleeping in

>>28313971
Only the adults are allowed to drink the punch

>>28314076
Rarity Gets enlisted in the navy

>>28314062
Your swastika is backwards.

>>28314076

Scootaloo flying for the first time.

>>28314104
only someone from /b/ would recognize this.

>>28314104

he is a reverse nazi, he's only racist againbst other racists.

>>28313986
Bareburn discussing apples with Carrot Top who is too busy checking him out to listen.
Anon asked first.

>>28314015
Noooo! Do not take pictures. It is a private fetish.

>>28314164
>implying anybody who doesn't recognize dungeon 3 from The Legend of Zelda wouldn't know the difference

mornin'

>>28314201
hello /b/. what are you doing here.

>>28314208
oh shit
this is from that one fic where twilight and rainbow dash end up in that terrible alternate universe where NMM won, isn't it

>>28314232
Yep.

>>28314232
post link to this story

>>28314225
>>28314225

>implying I wasn't here first

>>28314252
man, i cannot read that fic, same way i can't read "the empty room"
it's just not good enough in its writing or in the way it presents its moral dilemmas to be able to convince me that the shoddy OOC characterisation and silly narrative management is worthwhile

>>28314265
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/05/story-night-that-never-ended.html

>>28314277
>roleplaying tripcode
>avatarfagging
>saying you arnt new

Pony should start a family with pony

>>28314281
Meh I like it.
The thing that annoyed me the most is Twilight's inability that she isn't in the idealistic world anymore.
Everything that Rarity and AJ did was justified. (except Rarity's failure to conserve resources)

>>28314349
fuckfluttermac

>>28314367
i appreciated that what they did was justified, but it was the way they went about it that wasn't, and though it fit the context of the story and the way the plot was lined up, it didn't appeal to me
twilight particularly struck me as weak, and considering she's my favourite pony, i couldn't bear to read any more
but what i did read was alright, and hey, i'm not arguing with you about whether it's good or not, it's definitely high-quality technically, i just don't care for it

>>28314344
>>28314344

>implying I'm a troll.

are you kidding? I'm a medium sized troll at best.

>>28314349
Why everyone hates fluttermac, or mac shipping in general?

>>28314415
I do believe that's how the filly came about.

>>28314448

Fluttershy husbandos and people said he is not a real character.

>>28314448
> everyone hates fluttermac
no. fluttermac is the only official fanon straight ship.

>>28314448
jealousy

>>28313780

it's gotta be Rainbow dash bouncing on a cloud which I dont have for some reason

>>28314498
Official...fanon?
I don't understand.

>>28314498

>official
>fanon

What?

>>28314422
I agree with the Twilight part. Her actions seem OOC. She would have analyzed the current situation and see that most of the things were a necessity. Her lack of experience with such events is an excuse but her analytic mind should have won.

>>28314535
Read: Widely accepted.

>>28314448
Big Mac should only stay in the family, so to speak

>>28314535

He just went full retard.

>>28314521

>>28314448
IMO, Macintosh x anyone is hated on because it's pretty much because he's often used in shipping situations where it's pretty much unnatural. He has no development with any characters except for a few seconds with Applejack.

Anyways Mac x Caramel > everyone else

>>28314592

>Mac x Caramel

Eww gay.

>>28314448
They hate it because of the same reason as they hate Luna shipping. Lack of personality.

>>28314592
>Mac x Caramel
duh, why do you need to remind me that gayfic couple days ago

>There will never be porn of this.

>>28314592
So then Big Mac x AJ is the official fanon straight ship

>>28314635
Same reason we hate Lyra and Bonbon shipping, right?

>>28314653
You mean the one where they have gay sex and then they both fuck Applejack?

>>28314635
>implying shutter shades are cool

haha nigger what?

The only good ship is friendship

>>28314635
I thought it was because it went against the fanon principle that all ponies are lesbians.

>>28314664
whats this pictures story

>>28314679
yep

inb4 repost

>>28314679
I dunno why they have sex with AJ, they are gays right?

>>28314666
This fucking suck.

>>28314701
>that feel when I still want Carrot to develop feeling for derpy, but she doesn't have a clue

the thing pacce wrote was nice, but sad

No response then. oh well.

How's /co/ this fine afternoon?

>>28314758
eh?

>>28314677
Well... There's also this >>28314511


>>28314664
I love Caralight...

>>28314666
>show for little kids

http://www.abload.de/img/4075520-20artist3amoe575o.png

>>28314723
lol I dunno spidey

>>28314758

I dont know why i dont like this, i love lesbian ponies.

>>28314758
>implying they aren't just buddies

>>28314789
mito finally dropped hi trip?

>>28314777
maybe you forget how /co/ works, start a
disscusion or join one and you will get replies
Nobody cares how anyone's day went

>>28314777
Completely normal.

>>28314758
Sounds like it's about time somebody wrote a fapfic.

with lots of muffins and carrots

Carrots and apples. What will they think of next?

>>28314838

wasn't always like that, and I find that a little kindness goes a long way.

>>28314853
>>28314853

I guess that's good >_>

>>28314861

Can you write braeburnxcarrot top? No one write that.

>>28314877
Hey Tess you still taking requests?

Someone draw Braeburn in socks.

>>28314877

Awesome, thank you very much.

>>28314911
Maybe when I work down my list.

>>28314877
Please, do what I originally asked. If you are a badass dude to do it. You know you want it. You would make me very happy.

>>28314936

My body is ready for waiting.

If a movie were to be made, which characters would be mute till the end?

HOWDY.

Here's that Twilight x Celestia ridiculousness that I was talking about yesterday! I actually half based it off of that damn microfiber throw that looks like some sappy valentines montage of the two. Eesh.

CELESTIA IS AWESOME TO DRAW, SO COLORFUL HABHDBKSK

>>28312741
You Sir or Madam, are my nigga or niggette for real. I love this book since I'm 5 years old. Have all of my internets and then some.

>>28314877
Too late I realized his foreleg was hideously overgrown.
Luckily he had surgery and got better.

You idiots are pathetic.

>>28314955
>dude
Son...

>>28314991
No, you're orthopedic

>>28314999
Leave him be. He needs to learn some things on his own.

>>28313418
GYAHAHAA
Oh Faceless
That final face.
ILU

>>28314989

Awesome job.

>>28314919
I've got one more request I need to work on, but yeah I'm still available.

>>28314935
You are very welcome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoOwCSgvNs0

>>28313418
you're getting a little better

>>28315068
Okay can you draw Lyra as Al Bundy?

>>28315068
Could you please draw Luna in Jessica Rabbits dress?

>>28315038
>>28315109

He is not the real faceless you know.

>>28315148
well thats what I get for not looking at the entire name.

>>28315038
Wait until you see this with lines and colors.
That's gonna be cash, son.
I'm slow as shit, though, so it's gonna take a while.

>>28315133

>>28315133

Second this.

>>28315176
How about the Luna in Jessica Rabbits dress thing then? A pony version of that dress I mean.

>>28315176
Lack of sleep...

Also Sweetie as Kelly
Spike as Bud
Bon Bon as Peggy

>music im listening to
>"I drank mares blood on the run"

uh huh, uh huh

>>28314164
So /b/ is more educated than /co/?

>>28315133
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Why would Lyra sit like that?
Ponies spines cannot into that.

>>28315272
THE PAIN IS WORTH IT

>>28315222
Im listening to a song named Arson In The Pony slaughterhouse.

>>28315242
That's like asking for the smartest retard in the special ed class.

>>28314984
Hey mumbles, how about similar scene but without implied shipping? Something adowwable and cute and innocent?
In other words - accepting requests?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8pAB4es424

Your body will never be ready for this

>>28314092 zombies

Rarity closed her eyes, and imagined the staircase was a ruffled curtain on a sideways stage. With one swift horn-burst, she "closed" it. The collapsed staircase crushed several of the walking dead, and made the third story of Carousel Boutique inaccessible. She smiled with a satisfied "hmph." Her fashion magic came through, as always. She just had to frame the task properly.

Chill ice spread through her hide, and she shivered. The bite, the infection, was growing worse. She knew she didn't have much longer. She also knew exactly where Sweetie Belle was hiding, and she daren't gamble that her resurrected corpse would forget.

Tears flowed freely as she collected a final item. She climbed onto the roof platform.

Below her, mad bodies trotted here and there, nipping at any fleeing ponies who got close enough. Pegasi alive and dead chased each other through the air. The screams were constant.

"Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse," she muttered, and closed her eyes. As she hovered the large gauge knitting needle, she imagined her head was one giant bead to be threaded.

>>28315350
HNN-KZzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>28315350
I don't like it.

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>>28315377
>Not killing the little 'tard

>>28315350
I wuv you!

>>28315446
wait, is rarity angry at SB or something?

>>28315530
Sweetabuse is the new Scootabuse.

>>28315530
No, why would you think that?

>>28315440 why?!?
Quickfic request, first poster gets the topic. I may write more of the others in the next thread.

>>28315446 But I wanted to see Sweetie Belle die!
This one's set in the same continuity as my first pony zombie fic, The Closet:
http://duplexfields.deviantart.com/art/The-Closet-206158859

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>>28315560
I seriously fucking hate this new trend. Even Bloomabuse is better

>>28315583
I was referring to the fact that Rartiy dies...

DAMN MY EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENTS TO FICTIONAL CHARACTERS

>>28315610
i remember when tripfagabuse was cool

>>28315610
>multiple reading comprehension fail

Christ

I'm the guy that started watching this morning and didn't know why he kept watching.

I still don't know. But I'm gonna keep watching. I'm gonna watch Season 2 when it comes out too.
Somehow, this is more entertaining than arguing about video games or playing them.

Fluttershy is the most adorable thing ever and you're a faggot if you don't like her.

That is all.

>>28315655
what? What did I do wrong?

>>28315647
Remember when the show was on and a thread of this caliber could only be found when there was a week break from ponies?

>>28315683
In the posted story, Rarity sacrifices her own life so that Sweetie Belle might live.

>>28315610
I haven't seen really ANY Bloomabuse.
I just like the stuff where Sweetie is presented as a little slow on the uptake myself and sometimes causes minor disasters.

New thread

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>>28315560
almost done bro

>>28315346
I'm not taking requests at the moment - I actually did this as a warm-up before working on preexisting requests, which I've got kind of piled up, haha. The idea's cute though, I'll keep it in mind!

>>28315677
>fluttershy
>best

mah nigga.
>>28315710
I wasnt talking about the story, genius, I was referring to sweetabuse, i.e. the picture

>>28315726
That's because Applejack wouldn't abuse her sister. Rarity and Rainbow Dash on the other hand.

>>28315759
HAHAHAHA
No.

>>28315759
Rainbow Dash doesn't HAVE a sister just an eager little fan who steals her hoof clipping and brushes her hair when she falls asleep close enough to the ground.

>>28315640
Thank you for the visceral reaction, by the way. It validates me as a writer. I write primarily for myself, so it's good to get feedback that says I had my intended effect on the audience.

(Rarity was the first pony I killed. It tore me up to write, but zombie fiction has conventions.)

>>28315844
I STILL haven't killed a pony.
I don't think I have it in me.

Although I guess I did cut out Derpy's tongue...

>>28315897
>Cut out Derpies tongue
Your dead to me.

>>28315809
I know, it was a way to shorten my sentence. Let me remake it for you

Rarity on the other hand. And Rainbow Dash might abuse her fan.
Better?

>>28315897
Wasn't it Pinkie's?

>>28315844
Will you do the Navy one?

>>28315931
It was in that Fallout thing and it had already happened.

I just had the character imagine how it happened.

>>28315958
No that got bitten off.
And then it was reattached.
And then it was lost again to over use.


Also I mutilated Rainbow Dash once, but WHO HASN'T? And I implied she'd totally regrow her legs and wings.

>>28315958
That'll be in the next thread.

>>28316034
Mutilating RD is the initiation of every serious writefag. You haven't written a true MLP fiction till you haven't shattered RD's dreams by making her lose her wings.
It's goddamm tradition
I hate tradition.


>>28316115
Then maybe I can yet forgive you...

>>28316147
But they'll grow back in my story, as I imply it had happened to her MANY times before.

It was a short short parody titled "Let's Mutilate Rainbow Dash!"

"I don't know about this," Twilight said to Rainbow Dash as she flew in a small circle around her. "I'm just not sure it's safe. I could get you hurt or possibly destroy the world!"

"Oh don't be so dramatic," Rainbow Dash said dismissively. "It's really simple, first you use your magic to open a black hole. I fly towards it, using the powerful gravitational pull to gain incredible speed. Then, just as I pass the event horizon and before I get crushed into a singularity, you shut the blackhole! Then I use that insane speed to pull off some amazing tricks to impress the Wonderbolts!"

"Well, when you put it that way," Twilight trailed off as Dash smiled and squished her face in joy.

Moments later, Dash flapped at one end of the field while Twilight was anchored in the middle. "Ready," Twilight called out.

"Then let's do this," Dash shouted as Twilight's horn began to glow. In the middle of the field a great hole appeared in thin air and a great suction began. Dash flew at the hole in time and space with all her might. Just as she felt her very molecules being stretched, the hole disappeared and Dash was soaring faster than she ever had in her life.

Her joy was short lived when she realized she had no control of her flight path. She screamed as she hurtled into the nearby woods. She didn't even feel it when her wings snagged on to the heavy branches, but she flew on, leaving them behind.

She screamed louder as she saw where she was headed, "NOT THE MEAT PROCESSING PLANT!" Before she could even bring up her hooves, she crashed through the window and into the machinery.

***

"Why does this keep happening," the limbless torso of Rainbow Dash asked Twilight from her hospital bed. The colourful balloons provided by Pinkie did little to lift her spirits.

"I don't know," Twilight said, shaking her head. "This is what, the fifth time for you?"

>>28316213
I know. That's why you haven't past the initiation.
That's why I like you.

>>28316271
Where we're going, we don't need... LEGS!