no fuck off

>>28234240
...And everyone lived miserable ever after. The end. Next thread?

Sethisto is Crowbitch from touhou in my head.

Let's make a different thread.

>>28234240
Sethisto was always a shitty journalist.

Assuming, of course, that you consider linking to fanfiction to be journalism.

so is this gunna be about drama too?

Can we not discuss this? Honestly, this a pony thread. Not Americans Next Top Model.

I mean, if you want to that is.

0-3 : stay in thread
4-9: go to bed

please for fucks sake let me sleep

>>28234289
Good call

I'd like to interject for a moment.

What you are referring to as Sethisto, is in fact, Dykas AKA Sethisto, or as I've taken to calling it, Dykisto.

>>28234283
This is 4chan. What do you think?

>>28234289
YAY
SO LONG FELLOW FAGGOTS

How about we just go back to talking about ponies?

* Donations to myself anyone?
/ sarcasm *

>>28234289

I'll play too. I really want to go to bed.

>>28234300

metathinking is better than drama.

lets do meta.

hey guys, we dont have to be what we are

;D

What pony would you conscript first to aide in your communist takeover of ponyville?

Hey Seth

Why dont you use your old trips?

Confound these ponies, they make shitty threads.

Because it's common knowledge what it is.

>>28234319
Rainbow dash.

And then we would wage war on the facist griffons.

The fact that some newfag is so assdamaged over a lie is hilarious, you really should have been around before for the truly offensive stuff that has happened in this fandom

>>28234359

THE SKY SHOULD BE BLUER.

>>28234362

>truly offensive stuff

Yeah? Like what? The fandom is at an all time shit low.

and so this is made the general

fuck off

>>28234359
LETH IS TOO DAMN NICE AND I WON'T STAND FOR IT ANYMORE

>>28234319
AJ.

For the Apple-family is strong great in numbers. For the revoultion! Down with the dictator!

>>28234362

Go back to ponychan.

>>28234381

If this continues we will probably start having straight shipping soon.

>>28234381
>>28234381
> all time shit low.

lol just wait another three months

>>28234319
Twilight sparkle. From there, she will rally the others to my cause, and them others. With her magic and friends by my side, we will bring true friendship to all equestria.

>>28234375
THE SUN SHOULD BE BRIGHTER TOO
YOU HEAR ME CELESTIA
I dunno if you were trying to reference something, sorry if you were

>>28234393
lolwut

>>28234389
Hey NT, you should check your mail. It's not going to be pretty

>>28234381

i disagree, dude.

these threads feel pretty similar to january threads.

theres more animosity, but other than that its really, really, similar.

>>28234396

>If this continues we will probably start having straight shipping soon.

Too late, its happened already. Fluttershy has it the worst, currently.

I like HUMANSIT more.

>>28234409
Haha, oh man, did I hit a nerve? Something on your mind, X?

>>28234417
>allthetime.jpg

By putting the first article up Seth unintentionally fooled his readers, this needs to be corrected by a follow-up post, a disclaimer explaining it was a lie.
You guys might have figured it was a lie from the beginning but that's because you have seen shit like this happening before on the internet, but casual readers who aren't familiar with internet culture have no reason to be suspicious about it and believed it, these people deserve to know the truth.

>>28234411
but at least then we actually had new episodes look forward to to remind us that not everything related to ponies was fucking terrible

>>28234426
not liking FANCYCELLO

>>28234417
...but Twilight, that's the machine that gauges OP's faggotry level.

Let's all talk about something wholesome.. like pony milk

Seeing as Seth is here, we may as well ask what would Trixie's milk be like to suckle on?

>>28234426
I like SCALEYGREEN

>>28234396
I don't see a problem. You're taking shipping too seriously.

>>28234442
>liking HUMANSIT 's sister more than her

>>28234437

If the threads are so terrible, Dino-Fag, why are you still in them? This is a genuine question, since you've been here a long time. What keeps you coming back? Addiction?

>>28234423
Oh boohoo, my fictional pony waifu is being shipped with a male that isn't myself

>>28234426
She likes you too man.

She'd totally sit next to you on a bench and watch the leaves fall, you know, like humans do. Maybe drink some coffee, even though ponies usually hate coffee. Wear a scarf, even though she has a mane already, the works.

Yeah, ok..

How you guys doing?
Am I missing anything while I'm off spiraling into grumpfest insanity?

>>28234459
because ive lost control of my life

>>28234426
METROSERPENT is the best.

Gummy is the best character.

>>28234447
I bet it would be magical.

>>28234428

hey NT, who are you?

i left for awhile and i dont know you :(

are you awesome?

Why did I create such a shitty thread

>>28234428
Well discuss this later. Good night.

>>28234480
I dont blame you anonymous

>>28234480
Because you're a shitty person

>>28234464
Why grumping man? It's hugbox in request on here not really but last time everyone saying hi to you cheered you up. I can try to induce cheerfulness if you want

Everyone is talking about the stupid EqD Dykas drama, you're not missing much at all.

Thread would be nicer if you were hanging around though.

>>28234458
Fancycello is a dirty earth pony.

Unicorns and pegasi are the true master races. Earth ponies are dead weight dragging down equestria!

>>28234480
because you are a shitty person. Please, as they say, an hero

>>28234480
It's what we deserve.

>>28234485
:( Night, I guess...
>>28234475
Nah, I'm new, and I kinda suck. Welcome back though.

>>28234462

Nah, i'd rather have her paired with STUFFYLOVE, makes more sense.

>>28234491
>pegasii
>master race

Chose one

>>28234499
woah, maybe voltaire does work.

be right back, time for goth music

would you suck on a unicorn horn? Which one? Would you swallow ZE MAGICKS??

>>28234462
is that the barrel of shotgun coming out of her mouth

please lie to me and say that it is

please

i need this

>>28234480

Because you're a shitty person who should be reassessing his priorities in life

can someone post the Lyra Bon Bon I'VE LOST CONTROL OF MY LIFE image I cant find it...

>>28234523

Why is Volitaire so often present in ponythreads? Have missed something important?

>>28234523

I think it's time to have a Chistery thread instead of an EqD drama thread.

>>28234523

It isn't 4:00am, 4chan time anymore. You guys are late.

>my doppleganger tearing this thread a new asshole
i like this guy
i'll have to pick up the pieces tommorow though, lots of minor rectal pain will come from this

>>28234426
Wait what is this HUMANSIT thing? You changed the name of ponies so it accurately reflect their anatomy or character?

>>28234519
Ew no
Alicorn would probably taste horrible, magic doubly so, although you probably won't be caring about the taste with your head blown off

>>28234531
Apparently man of us like him.


And goddamn land of the dead stays stuck in your head

>>28234531
what is Votaire even? Not the writer I'm sure

>>28234528
>>28234532
4 am-mind

>>28234531

BECAUSE I LOVE SPAMMIN' SUM VOLTAIRE.

>>28234549
I'm tired. :(

>>28234528
>>28234532
rugratsmind

>>28234548
A good singer
Here have this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1plioE-B0I

>>28234540

or you could just routinely change names, like im preparing to do

>>28234531
Someone bawwed about pony waifus, someone said "whatever man i just watch movies and voltaire when I feel like that" and then it caught like fire.

And now people think it cures the ronery.

>>28234561
>>28234549
mind-mind

>>28234561
>>28234549
FOR FUCKS SAKE

ITS NOT A *MIND

A GUY FUCKING REQUESTED AN IMAGE

AND TWO SEPARATE PEOPLE OBLIGED HIM

FUCK.
OFF.

>>28234490
Because shitstorm in my own mind!
But good idea.
Gonna put the pen down and hang around here more before I start drawing porn again..

>>28234571
NO

WE ARE NOT HSG

>>28234567
what's the fun in that
also i'd continuously be discovered, and have been, so there isn't much point

>>28234569

I don't want to soun like an attention whore but, I said that.

>>28234562
that picture is hilarious

>>28234574
80's Cheerilee looks derpier in that than Derpy, and I'm not sure why. I think it's the braces.

Welcome to the fail-burger that is this thread.

TOPIC:
What would each of the ponies come to the MLP general for?

Why do the cutie mark crusaders have a picture of OPPP inside their clubhouse?

and why is it that later in the episode.. we see OPPP go into their hair salon, but never come out (it's a cream coloured pony that ends up with a rainbow fro) ?

>>28234569
Ugh... I'm fairly certain I've got no interest in this matter then, thank ye kindly.

>>28234577

wait you believe there is a core self that other /co/ members would identify?

ive been accused of being mr hate and faceless, but i dont take it to heart.

i do.

>>28234594
Who do you think buys the CMC their booze?

>>28234589
does anyone deny this?
samurai jack was a masterpiece

>>28234573
>>28234576

negativity-mind

>>28234594

It use to be her place for her wild drinking parties.

>>28234594

uhh cause OPPP is best pony?

also, thanks for bringing this to my attention

>>28234594
who wouldn't have a picture of OPPP in their house?

>>28234583
>i dont want to sound like an attention whore, but heres me attention whoring

i hate you so much

>>28234593
For their daily dose of rage.
Every single one of them would come on here just to lurk, scream, and make car noises.

>>28234602
i sort of.....
stick out
i have a huge dick

>>28234610
HOLY SHIT WE REALLY ARE CLONES

FUCKING LOVE SAMURAI JACK

>>28234618
Jizzbutt

>>28234593
To call eachother shit and ship eachother with trixie.

>>28234633
>>28234634

god dammit.

which dino is really dino?

i dont want some cheap imitation!

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

>>28234643
I'm Dino and he's Dino.

We are both Dino.

Inception

Okay guys here's a topic.

What kind of episode wouldn't you want MLP to do and why?

>>28234593
>inb4 replying to my own post

Twilight comes on to talk about the show, Celestia posts straight shipping pics, Pinkie does a little bit of everything (and is also Faceless), Rainbow Dash downloads pictures of naked fillies, Fluttershy is a drawfag and reads clopfic, Rarity likes to complain about how the show sucks, and Applejack... fuck, why is she so boring? I dunno, Applejack posts reaction faces cuz SHE'S A SILLY PONI LOLZ

Trixie is seth

>>28234647
i hope its not too much longer before we get shipped with each other

>>28234643
>cheap imitation
he's basically me without the inhibition, you're not missing much of the DINOFAG(tm) EXPERIENCE

>>28234651
Ponies meet the lizard kingdom.

Pinkie makes best friends with the snake king, who is a huge fucking tsundere.

>>28234651
The spike gets rejected episode.

>>28234651
obviously a CMC episode

>>28234647
>>28234655
oh fuck now there's three of us
LET'S GO DO SOMETHING CRAZY

>3 dinos.

we need to go deeper.

4 dinos.

>>28234668
you rang?

>>28234663
we'll need like 8 more before we can do what im thinking of.

you know what.

you know.

wink.

>>28234673
hold up the smithsonian for some authentic raptor talons?
those bitches are sharp
it's use it for meat cutting

hey dinos, did you see that T-rex-eating-fluttershy picture that came up last night?

i thought you might like it ;D

>thread dies except for dinosaur clones
Jurassic park deleted scene

>>28234673
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Hm.

>>28234678
wait seriously i was joking how the fuck did you kn oh right clones

>>28234680
WHAT? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO FLUTTERSHY WHAT THE FUCK MAN sure post it whatever

I guess it's time to rev up the super mario world 2 theme again

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnSWtg7EvDE

>Dino-clones

Welp.

I'm gonna have fun staying up for another 2 hours :/

>>28234681
>Jurassic park dinos
>on 4chan
>Discussing MLP

this needs to be drawn

>not being Dino-Fag
>2011

ISHYGDDT

i was the original dinofag clone.

yall bunch of posers

>>28234695
yes
yes it does
raptor in the corner braiding a fluttershy doll's hair

>>28234697
Don't worry, I don't do this

wait what. what did I miss?

>>28234698
Pff, you're old and stale.
Make room for tbhe new wave, bitch.

>>28234695

who are you?

you are not me.

become me!

>>28234688
WE NEED MORE RAGE IN HERE

HAI GAIZ WHO WE RADING?

>>28234714
>WE NEED MORE DINO IN HERE
FTFY

>>28234714
OH THAT'S RIGHT
DINO CLONES GET MAD AS HELL

>>28234691
>super mario world 2
>world
>WORLD

>>28234711
NEVER
I'll never complete any field!
I'LL BE FOREVER ANON
FOREVER

>>28234692
good morning NTS, I ended up drinking a whole bottle of fine rosé and a half bottle of cheap tescos vodka.

fuuuuuck

>>28234705
fun

>>28234714

Are we all dinofag now?

>>28234714
i've been forced to read EqD because I'm so bored... that's pretty rage inducing.

also the email I got from X was pretty rage filled. Apparently he doesn't like my dislike of straight Dash...

here's some rage.

>>28234721

>>28234691
aeiou

>>28234733
Shit, dawg, Dash can't even fly straight.

Guys what if you went out on a date with Luna.

But she was a pony and you were a human. Would you be that heretical?

>>28234731
I AM SO MAD THAT THE REST OF MY MAD IS DLC

which ever one of you is original dino fag if he's still here

im sorry man.

didnt mean for it to spiral out of control like this.

goodbye :(

>>28234726
morning someone? put a name on so I know if I love you or not

whoever you are, I'll love you if you love me back

>>28234732
It's the new anon.

>>28234732

who're you?

>>28234756
what are you sorry for
it was fun
i like fun things
do you not like fun things

>>28234758
i love you, taxi man

>>28234733
But Straight Dash is best Dash*

*With the exception of that horrible comic* where she is married. FUCK THAT SHIT


*This will be posted now by somebody else

>>28234733

How does This make you feel?

>>28234758

gb2pc

i love all you tripfag fuckers

>>28234768
I love you too, man.

>>28234775
Meh. Shippers gonna ship. I just personally disagree with it.

>>28234772
if Dash were straight, she might be able to fly around ponyville without getting raging wingboners and crashing whenever she sees naked mares

>>28234772
I like to imagine she's a straight girl who's oblivious to everypony else is lusting after her.

>>28234754
>Turn into a pony and date luna
>Mourn loss of hands
>Fuck man this wasn't worth it
>Drink sorrows away with lyra while trying to make hand turkeys
>Try and kill self but can't due to lack of dexterity

>>28234772

apparently everyone on /co/ hates dash now.

i dont know either, man, but shes a real faux paus

>>28234775
Nothing. I still don't get why everything involving rainbows does now need to represent homosexuality, only because they've chosen a rainbow as their symbol?

Are the old norse gods all gay, because they leave Asgard over a rainbow?

Are prisms now gay too?

>>28234758
and a half bottle of disgusting red. last night was a fucking blur, Im glad you couldnt hear me

>>28234624

Yeah I am attention whoring. Sorry.

>>28234782
>logic
>on 4chan

GET OUT

>>28234794
Haha I figured it was you.

It's coo, getting drunk it a stream with bros is better than doing it all by yourself. Hopefully you're feeling better now.

>>28234787
>OPPP shows up
>get wastes on cider
>wake up next morning
>where am i?

>>28234791
Fuck you man Dash is best pony.

>>28234793
Thor x Braeburn OTP

>>28234793
prisms are the gayest of the polygons

>>28234754

>heretical

Did you stop and think to yourself that you'd be on a date with a GODDESS?

I think that's a get-out-of-heresy card

and get into Luna one too

>>28234801
thank god for cheese toasties

Just got done screaming out of my window.
I feel better now.
Anything new going on?

>inb4 cops come

>on EqD
>Assassin's Creed Crossover fic pops up
>Man, I like Assassin's Creed, maybe I'll give this fic a shot..
>dat writing

I don't think I'm particularly talented, but holy fuck, if this stuff can get 5 stars on that site then I need to submit something.

>>28234809
Why no boner?

I thought I was human scum.

>>28234816
why you screamin out your window

>>28234754

Get drunk as fuck while this plays:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKIocZ3WbgE

Then go fuck a bear or something.

>>28234816
Still nothing. What's got you so upset mang?

Do... do you wanna talk about it?

also, why is seth a shitty journalist all of a sudden?

>>28234787
>you now realize this is what happened to lyra

>>28234829
>implying journalism

>>28234831

lyra is trapped.

theres nothing we can do?

Luna thread?

>>28234831
Tragic

>>28234834
did he ever resolve that article on kim kardashian or whoever she was. the daddy killer?

>>28234839
How?
They have magic. What chance do we stand?

>>28234848
We have guns.

They won't know what hit them until they figure out they're projectile weapons.

>>28234848

What if humans are immune to magic?

>>28234853
>>28234848

seriously, the equestria universe doesnt stand a chance.

we'd obliterate them all.

wait, what were we talking about?

>>28234853
Guns? But how can you fire a gun if it's a plant pot?

>>28234853
Ok how many of you guys have guns or can get guns?

We don't really have the army on our side for this


>>28234855
I'm pretty sure we're not immune to the sun or getting shit thrown at us

>>28234855
So how do we end up turning into ponies and getting stuck like that

>>28234861
murdering our favorite cartoon characters because humans a destructive race

all I wish is that before you destroy them you let me cuddle one

>>28234820
>>28234823
Too much why.jpg for one day.
Didn't help much that a few of them I did myself.
I am all over the place right now. I can still feel it..
I think I need to run down the street and do backflips.

>>28234861
Well Celestia could make all our technology useless with a solar flare.
We still have guns and shit but they have the sun, dragons, Gryphons and shit...

>>28234865
Shoot Celestia first.

Everyone else figuring out that the funny stick is a weapon after that doesn't matter.

>>28234829

Because he refuses to report on Kim Dykas' lie.

>>28234865

Good point. But if we are immune to telekinesis or being changed into shit, we may have a chance.

Besides, a pony is only waist height to an average sized man.

>>28234865
I've got a shotgun loaded with rifled slugs and magnum 00 buck next to my bed, and I'm half decent at riding and roping.

The ponies wouldn't stand a chance.

who's mask is this.

why do we call these masks anyway.
these are helmets

not masks.

>>28234881
but they can throw things hard enough to cancel out the forward momentum of a charging buffalo - that'd shatter bone.

>>28234881
>Forget weapons
>just go around kicking ponies
>FLAWLESS VICTORY

>>28234873
take downers or pain meds. mellows me the fuck out

Goodnight, MLP General
I love/hate you all

>>28234873
Go for it, ponies will still be here when you get back.

Sorry we're not more of a help.

If we're going to defeat the ponies, we need to strike first and strike hard.

Anyone got a nuke?

>>28234899
see you later. you may never leave

>>28234881
you wouldn't want to hurt us, would ya mista?

>>28234903
a Nuke?

I think this calls for another FO:E conversation!

>>28234890
>They throe apple pies hard enough to stop buffoons

And that's without magic...
And RD, Rarity and the Wonderbolt survived a force bigger then 1500G's so it's reasonable to think that other ponies can survive at least 1000G

We're fucked

>>28234855
Humans are immune to friendship.

>>28234908
I wouldnt, I'd just cuddle you too hard. and never let go. then we'd both die of dehydration and fatigue. It would be a beautiful death

>>28234881
But the horn...
Oh god I'm never going melee with this bastards.

you forget all ponies have barriers that stop extreme velocity impact from occurring

>>28234870
>>28234876

honestly? i think we could beat these ponies' magic.

they underestimate technology so much, we would nuke those fuckers into oblivion

>>28234890

Earth ponies would obviously be the easiest to battle. Pegasai are like giant fucking crows.

>>28234900
It's kay.
Just one of those nights.

>>28234918
Like AJ would ever let that happen. She'll feed and water you and you have no choice in the matter.

>>28234929
>AJ
>helping a non-pony

HA

>>28234926
We have nuclear weaponry, they have control over the sun. At least in that area, we're well outclassed.

>>28234910
I was just about to say

If you want to know how pony into guns...

>Military approach

You fools, we have to infiltrate them and make friends, make sure they think you're not a threat.

And then we kill them all in the night.

no ponytards, you are the demons.

>>28234926

I agree, people in the thread underestimate technology as well and overestimate magic. Ponies would stand no chance against modern weaponry.

>>28234939
but what defense do we have against the power of friendship and marshmallow ponies? A week in, and we would not be pretending any more.

>>28234939

That's a good approach.

>>28234939
>Make friends with ponies
>Kill them in their sleep

You monster ;_;

>>28234939

>Become close with Celestia
>One night when she is minding her own business, sneak up behind her and stab her to death
>The sun will never rise nor move
>Quickly escape the planet as it burns into a crisp

BRILLIANT!

>>28234953
Kill them before the week is out, duh.

Mmkay, paying attention again.

I'm no dress maker but here's flutterphoenix for whoever asked for it.

WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO DESTROY EQUESTRIA


WHYYYYYYY

>>28234939

both campaigns at once!

"im sorry your miniature horses, our bipedal brothers just need love and friendship!"

then when celestia's back is turned, BAM! dagger to the back of the head.

it could work...

>>28234967
>amaikawaiiuguu.jpg

>>28234947
The problem is this>>28234876. Celestia controls the SUN. A solar flare would leave us just with guns.
While they are powerful Ponies still have the advantage. And don't believe that the other equestrian species wouldn't fight against us

>>28234947
But who's to say bullets would even touch them? Rarity is nothing special, magic-wise, and she can animate an entire room very precisely. And while we're fruitlessly trying to shoot at unicorns, a bunch of pegasi could be starting up some kind of weather attack that'd blow an entire army off their feet.

Certainly we could bomb the shit out of them with missiles, but in closer combat it wouldn't be so clear cut

We're all going to hell in a handbasket.

>>28234963
actually the planet would not burn, the far side would be very cold, and near side very warm (the forward most facing point would most likely be covered in a never ending storm system) but natural weather patterns would distribute the heat to a acceptable degree

>>28234967
and with that
i got an art boner

Stop thinking about inserting your penisinto Applejack's warm, puckered anus while she gasps "Boy howdy! Ya'll hu-mans sure know how ta please a lady... no c'mon ya little varmint... dig a little deeper. Lesse if auntie Applejack can take all you got. Yeeeehaaa!"

>>28234995
But hell exists only in the minds of the poor fools that believe

>>28234967
I CANT CONTROL IT
DARK PHOENIX
YOU NOW REALIZE FLUTTERRAGE IS DARK PHOENIX

Its so adorable.

>>28234992
Assuming we were prepared for that, all the important bits would have EM shielding, so that wouldn't be too bad.

>>28235006
what about handbaskets? do they still exist?

>>28234999

>implying you know shit about astrophysics.

you dont...

>>28235011
I thought we already did that

>>28234967
aw man that guy said just a hat but that is awesome

>>28234995
I'm already there.

>>28235005
i wasn't
and still am not
you're bad at this

>>28235006

>>28234929
if im being fed and watered might as well go for Sweetie then. I imagine her as more snuggly, like a friendly sapient dog or something.

>horses genetle
huh captcha

>>28235005
>Fucking anything
>In the anus
What are you a fag?

>>28234967

This is PERFECT Mocha!

Thankyou so much! I thought you'd just do maybe a headshot with a hat or something.. but you've exceeded my expectations

Awesome

>>28235022
this is pretty standard stuff for tidally locked planets, bro

this is of course assuming it has an atmosphere and a hydro cycle for transferring heat

want me to look some stuff up for you?

>>28234995

Lord of this i'm certain. I've been a sinner, i've been a saint.

>>28234817
I think it rewards people for getting off their lazy ass and writing shit. I could do better than some of those chucklefucks, but I'm far too lazy.

>>28235005
only at night am i vulnerable to whyboner.jpg

why you do dis to me, anon

DAMNIT I ALMOST STARTED WRITING ONE STOP THAT SHIT DON'T DO IT DAMN YOU

>>28235026
A hat? Shoot, I lost his post so I couldn't remember. I just remember phoenix theme. Lol my bad.

>>28234967
>mocha

>>28235040
and easier to hug without all those legs getting in the way

>>28235060

It's ok

It's better than just a hat, really

Far more satisfying

Two sides, locked in mortal combat, fighting over the soul of man and pony alike, and for the future of a blue marble in a sea of space and time: Humans against ponys. Let this song of songs be the tone in which all the art of war be based on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSrV5--cua8&feature=related

>>28235076
meh

>>28235076
We're assassinating an entire population, not stabbing giants.

>>28235067
it feels really odd talking about loving ponies inbetween throwing up and listening to tyler the creator. Good though.

Also if I ever got to hug fluttershy I would never let go

>>28235076

We're not in battle, we're in hell.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVAQQujgSxQ

>>28234319
This post sure set the mood.

>>28235093
I wonder if pegasi hug with their wings, too

>>28235011
A very powerful flare would need a very thick layer and that would be impossible without increasing the size exponentially.

>>28235101
I don't know, but if they do, that just opens their back up for more stabbing

>>28234403
My friendship is greater, and has more guns than your friendship!

>>28235101
I hope so.

>>28235114
your arms are locked to your sides by those wings

it's half adorable, half defence

>>28235114
Stop stabbing ponies ;_;

>>28235091
IT IS GODS VERSES GODDESSES, MAN AGAINST THE RAISERS OF SOL AND MOON AND THEIR CHILDREN. LET ALL SONGS OF PASSION AND WAR BE HEARD, FOR THE WAR TO END ALL WARS AND SPECIES SHALL SHAKE THE FOUNDATIONS OF ALL THE POWERS THAT BE.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUmrc4RadMI&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhSxqZy0IGE&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05ZKbpyeU48&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVljywxAjH0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlgZSGlqLZY&feature=player_embedded

>seriously in /b/ we just talk have fun stream and play TF2

>>28235109
this is what faraday cages are for, and they generally cannot be trumped by more powerful flares.

this is why, in the event of a high altitude nuclear EMP attack or powerful flare, the best place to put your electronics is in the microwave (since it has a fantastic Faraday cage)

>>28235101
HNNNGGG

>>28235114
>>28235101
>2011
>hugging Fluttershy but not shanking her

Drawfag with no creativity at the moment here.
Any sketch ideas?

>>28235141
And how can we use technology if it must be perpetually covered with a big box without any gap?

>>28235144
>mfw not murdering ponies

>>28235147
Someone hugging fluttershy while stabbing her.

>>28235147
Something with steven magnet

>>28235147
Celestia vs godzilla

>>28235135
No.

>>28235157
>deploy cage during flare scenario
solar flares are actually very slow. something like a 12 hour warning is not out of the question

>>28235135
Why, so you can have it all to yourself, Krastos the Glue Maker?

If Lyra tried to dissent to the human side I would murder her for being a disgusting race traitor.

>>28235162
>>28235159
Steven magnet murdering fluttershy

>>28235101
I always imagined the pegasi having capable wings like Pegasus in the disney movie Hercules.

>>28235141

in the event of a high altitude EMP, i wouldnt be worrying about the bitches who instigated the EMP.

i would be worried about my neighbors... and their delicious water and dirt bikes and ammo..

hey neighbors.. come here

>>28235167
but this sun is manually controlled

>>28235171
3 heavy stones keep her from floating

>>28235158
I never said murder. Just internal pain.
the sad thing is that after you stab her the first time and her wound heals up, she'd still trust you for a second hug.

>>28235173
Fund it.

>>28235181
and? celestia commands sun to flare
oh, well, the flare still has to travel millions of miles

>>28235173
genius.

To be honest, I would sell all of you faggots out to Celestia by turning over the secrets of our technology in exchange for becoming a pony.

>>28235147

anything with OPPP/berry punch

make one with her doing a beer bong.

heres some previous art.

improve on this, my good friend.

>>28235203
and then there's this asshole

>>28235196
She can raise it in real time, they're not following the laws of physics.

>>28235196
But she can keep the flare how much she wants. So either it fry's our technology or we are murdered by them while it's covered in boxes.
Also the amount of resources needed to cover everything with them is to high to even be doable

>>28235185
then Id plunge that fucker into your back

what up nigga

>>28235171

>B-but I am a human! I'M ONE OF YOU! GIVE ME A CHANCE TO PROVE MYSELF!
>Want to get rid of her
>Make her a suicide bomber

>>28235215
well then ok humanity is totally defeated by ponies because they're so much better than people and blah blah happy now

>>28235203
Who needs advanced technology when you can poison the water supply?

>>28235203
Its not like they'd be able to use it anyway.
NO FINGERS LOL

Shut the fuck up about magic horns and tell them you need to have fingers. They won't know.

>>28235229
Just sayin', bro, they follow their physics and we follow ours.

>>28235230
Brilliant.

>>28235223
>stabbing
>nigga
>not esse
get with the times bro

>>28235233
Dude that wouldn't stop Lyra from trying anything. And once Lyra finds out Magic is fair game...

>>28235226
I like the way you think.

>still talking about this
WTB Humans vs. Ponies fanfic

>>28235159
>>28235162
>>28235164
>>28235173
>>28235197
So Mr. Magnet murdering Fluttershy and Celestia vs Godzilla?

>>28235230
> SOMEBODY'S POISONED THE WATERHOLE
>seriously what would Faust say if she saw you guys like this?

>>28235241
how would you recommend I kill klondike then?

>>28235233
They don't need to be able to use it. Just how to defeat it.

>>28235247
She would give us suggestions.

>>28235247
"the only way to truly kill ponies, is to plunge a stake into their heart"
-Lauren Faust

>>28235247
>Implying I'm not Lauren Faust.

>>28235203
You are now Celestia's toilet and you will die because Celestia's body waste is extremely poisonous, congratulations.

This is what happens when you bargain with the enemy.

>>28235230

>Make it like the water in "The Crazies"
>Every fucking pony tries to kill each other

>>28235248
Get a big bottle of gin. Or something that gets people drunk. Got one? Good.

Now smash it over someones head.

>>28235247
A simple cleansing spell should do the trick!

i dont read fanfiction.

well clopfiction to get my rocks off sure.

but regular fanfiction. no

most of it probably sucks, anyway

i thought this was vital information to share with you all

Make love not war

sweet sweet love

>>28235046
Oh fantastic, I'm so glad you liked it. Just been zoning in and out here, yay delayed replies.

>>28235265
Welp, looks like we're going to have to assassinate twilight first thing.

>>28235264
>implying the idea of alcohol doesnt make me physically sick right now

we need a new idea

So I heard we were killing ponies.

>>28235230
How can we poison the entire planetary water supply from Equestria without them discovering and cleansing it?

>>28235262
I said pony, not toilet.

>>28235267
Them's fighting words partner.

Seriously though, have you tried non-cloppy fanfic? I admit that some of it seems a little pointless, but well written stuff can be funny, thought provoking, and heart-warming.

I dunno if you're kidding about clopfic or not. Whos' stuff do you like?

>>28235278
It's a war scenario.

>>28235273
I do suppose now I'm going to have to cleanse this, then.

>>28235279
Maybe we could just hit canterlot and ponyville with some slow acting poison, so they would drink first and notice later.

>>28235278
Oh hey Gore. Yeah, I guess this is right up your alley, huh.

>>28235247

im faust, and i know the way you guys are going is pretty fucked up, but this is exactly what i intented to happen.

dance puppets!

>>28235292
Twilight says that there are many lakes around ponyville.
Also how can we do that without being discovered?

>>28235287

Oh I see.

>>28235290
Welp, looks like it's time to kill rarity and blame it on spike.

>And nothing of value was lost

>>28235277
How about you suck all the pony dicks so they are outrageously horny and fighting each other over pussy until all of them are dead and the girls are so horny that they try to rape each other and Princess Celestia comes down to see the tragedy and kills them all with the sun?

The most important part of the war is how we got there. If it's some kind of magic door, we're fucked, a group of trained ponies could likely hold a smallish opening indefinitely. Otherwise we must have gotten there from space, and then we can just nuke them from orbit.

>>28235300
he turned that rape into a murder

Horses are incapable of vomiting.

>Not invading equestria with space marines

>>28235284
serious about clopfic. i dont have any particular authors i like cept maybe hotsauce. i like stories, not authors.

give me an example of what you find a good fanfiction and ill try it

>>28235300
Well now I get to cleanse it!

She won't it, she's been a traitor all along

>>28235308
That's good to know.

>>28235301
It could work.

But we have to make a sacrifice: Who ever is going to be sucking those dicks won't come back alive. Which tripfag do we send?

>>28235303
3 scenarios
Portal - no side would win as no one could send an army without being stooped
Space - we win
Teleported there with all technology and shit

Well this is the hardest one to predict.

>>28235313
dave polsky? who?

>>28235301
was it you that wrote that hilarious thing about getting raped by diamond dogs? buttowned, I wish I capped it

>>28235317
It really is. Horses are in deep shit if they swallow something sharp or toxic.

By all rights, OPPP should be dead.

You're all forgetting that ponies are juvenile outer gods.

>>28235321
Chistery?
Madmax?
Faceless?
Roogna?
Squeak?
Doesn't matter

>>28235313
>liking Hotsauce
I guess you're confirmed for a raging foalaphile then

I kinda liked Luna's Goodwill Tour, though it was a little wordy for my taste.

Anything my /co/smonaut petrov is great too, his writing is amazing.

>>28235312

>mfw you think planetary invasion of fucking ground pounders is the way to destroy an entire culture.

we need to out think thing 4 legged dickasses.

>>28235277
>>28235277
>>28235277
HEY GUYS I GOT DRUNK LAST NIGHT

GUYS

GUYS GOT DRUNK LAST NIGHT

HEY GUYS YOU HEAR ME

ME. DRUNK. LAST NIGHT.

IM NOT SURE IF YOU GOT THE MESSAGE BUT I WAS DRUNK LAST NIGHT.

are you 17.

>>28235326
Most likely.

>>28235336

Hey I was drunk last night too, we should make T-shirts.

>>28235330
We need to send a human capable of sucking about twenty dicks. No easy feat, i doubt Chistery's fat ass could take that many dicks.

>>28235343
Faceless. With any luck it could be one of his fetish.

>>28235332
> raging foalaphile

yes but honestly id at least give anything written by the guy a chance, even something nonpony. his writing style just clicks with me for some reason

>>28235343

>sucking about 20 dicks

Just send faceless, he'd probably want to suck all the dicks anyway.

What if instead of killing all the ponies we formed an alliance with them, and waged war against everyone else?

>>28235343
This sounds like a job for Sethisto.

>>28235360
A alliance that would probably lead to a glorious golden era of futuristic Magitech?

Sure why not?

>>28235336

hey im a raging alcoholic.

my name is valid.

fuck you

>>28235308
And now I'm not put off by deepthroating Pinkie Pie. Thanks for the info.

>>28235354
He has a very straight-up old fashioned smut style that I can't wrap my head around.

It's great for jerking off too, I dunno if I'd wanna read anything else he's written.

This is similar to how Buttersc0tch's style is a lot like romance novels, RS's style is similar to... actually, I don't have a metaphor for it, it's just bland.

I'll think of more.

Hey, MSPaint My Little La-mulana guy here

You have successfully achieved the neccessary bad posting actions to warrant another bad mspaint picture from me

Spoilered because it is truley terrible

>>28235360
Ok but you're our messenger. If you go and end up on the moon, then we will know their reply.

>>28235372
We're just too different as a civilization. We're an insane war seeking greedy race, the ponies are peaceful and simplistic race and sing songs about peace and happiness.

Something would snap and rupture.

>>28235383
Can I still fuck Luna?

>>28235391
NOT UNTIL WE GET CELESTIA TO SIGN A PEACE TREATY

seriously. as soon as she signs her name, you're free to throw yourself onto Luna

>>28235379
I think telling 4chan that horses don't have a gag reflex is probably one of the worst things I've done this year.

>>28235391
Luna's not on the moon anymore dumbass.

>Buttersc0tch's style is a lot like romance novels

if that was meant as a compliment, it wasn't one.

romance novels are almost universally despised by anyone with taste

>>28235390

and then we'd kill them all.

it would be a glorious slaughter.

>>28235401
Yay.

>wake up
>ha-ha-time-for-ponies.jpg
>thread is about smutty stuff and/or humans going to war with Equestria
>still 52 images to go before new thread

>>28235383

Klondike! Take my request!


just to specify... would you prefer something diamond dog related... or something non diamond dog related

Morons.

Ponies control the spice.

>>28235415
That feel.
I know of it.

shut up

>>28235423
Okay.

>>28235380
RS writes nonfiction professionally, he's like a factual robot copying porno movies. At least that what everyone always says, but I never thought that. Recent stories have been really good, and even far back some were great. He writes Trixie perfectly, for instance. Say that about anyone else

>>28235390
Well it depend of how Celestia is.
If Tyrant Celestia is true then they are probably like us
If Trollestia is true then her 1000+ years of trolling could get us raped in the end...

why did we deviate from the stabbing plot anyways? that could have worked

>>28235423
will adorable ponies help

>>28235426
thx

>>28235419

can you imagine what a pony Protector would be?

my god, we wouldn't stand a chance.

itd be the most adorable, unstoppable killing machine ever.