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07/31/11(Sun)00:04 No.28225287>>28225244
>Celestia possesses both the power of flight and magic. However, each of her subjects may have only one of these. Some don’t have either. In other words, she has created a caste system that keeps some ponies above others. It also divides them so they will not ever think to overthrow her.
>The members of the cast have been set on life threatening missions in the past that the royal army (which Celestia has) could have easily taken care of. Heck, Celestia could have done so herself. But she didn’t and sent 6 unarmed and untrained ponies to take on a dragon
>There are very few male ponies, and most everything seems to be run by the females in Equestria. Those who are male seem to almost always be members of the royal guard. And there are no female members of the royal guard. Which leads me to belive they are teaching our children “Only men need fight. Let the womenfolk stay home and run everything.” Great lesson for children there.
>A pony develops a cutie mark on their rear-end once they discover their special talent. This has two major problems. One, it implies that everyone has one, and only one, special talent. Look around you. Do you know people who have more than one special talent? I do. My father is a doctor, but also great at computers. My cousin was an art history major, but she then got a law degree. She is good at both. By giving them a cutie mark, it is almost an advertisement of what they do. It also locks them into place. You know, almost like a communist society. Again, what better way to ensure they will never overthrow you. Each according to his means, and all that.
>Pinkie Pie suffers from some mental disorder. In fact, I would say she suffers from all the mental disorders. Her speech and actions have no connection to thought or reason. She is being set up as a joke in order for us to laugh at mentally handicapped people.
He's retarded. |
