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!WzP52ANGRY!!WN/xeQtBCUr 07/29/11(Fri)16:39 No.28178915>>28178782 Okay, so like, you gotta ground yourself firmly. Don't dig into the ground, but make sure you are all balanced and shit, probably have your legs about twice your shoulders length apart, and don't lock your knees. As the bus is about to hit you, you gotta exhale all of the air, and just tighten up your entire body, grab it with your arms as far apart as you can manage, and just lift and throw. NOW YOU ALL KNOW THE SECRET, I DONT WANT TO SEE ANY MORE BUS DEATHS, OKAY |