>You want some cinnamon twists?
>I made them myself.

Go back to your other pizzafucker thread

PEPPERBRONIES 4 LYFE

>>28162449
NO!

oh good this is still relevant, anything appear to need fixing?

>All this word play
>mfw

>>28162399
Why can't everypizza just let this go already? I get it, we're not the most attractive toppings on the buffet.

>>28162487
Just one thing.
The theme music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-xsosv6uM0&autoplay=1

>Ponies that would definitely have PIZZA TIME
>Turtles in Time is a great game and I am going to play it

See picture

>>28162399

>Dos people

>>28162487
Goddammit nameless Anon, stop being so awesome.

>>28162487
Mamma mia!

Magnifique!

[ Your MLP:FiM Link Board ]
---------------------------------------------
/co/ Thread Locator & Archive:
http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral
New generals need keywords in Subject or Comment
field to be marked properly. Keywords include:

Hub, MLP, Pony, Ponies, main character names

Please check locator before starting a new thread.

FiMchan: http://fim.413chan.net/

Youtube Episode Playlists
No Watermarks: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?p=F44B36D569D8C463
High Quality: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?p=PLEF7C6B22A07AD3A9

Download links for episodes:
http://tinyurl[.]com/mlpfimentos

Colorwashed itunes Rips:
Torrent of all (17+GB): http://ponies.asshat.se/

Smaller itunes torrent (5.84 GB):
http://anfosubs.wordpress.com/2011/05/23/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic/

Community Wiki: http://mlp.wikia.com

My LIttle Pony Flockdraw:
http://py-bot.com/apps/flockmod.swf
Room: MLP

FIM Blogs:
http://derpyhooves.com
http://equestriadaily.com
---------------------------------------------
MORE LINKS
http://mlp.wikia.com/External_links

Pony IRC!
http://webchat.irchighway.net/
Channel: #mylittlepony

Who's who on /co/
http://tinyurl[.]com/3tk3lax (by /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/v/)
---------------------------------------------

Archiver System by Archive!noTe.poNY.

>>28162515
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij401eVbYbI

GUYS, I THINK I'M SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO CHEESE PIZZA, I DON'T KNOW MAN, IT'S JUST SO ADORABLE, I FAP TO IT EVERY NIGHT.

>>28162551
Eh, Pizza Tales was just so cheesy

>>28162520

This shit is wrong! Dash is raphael.

I hope Peppermint Twist doesn't get another role. She's more orphan-worthy than fucking Scootaloo.

>>28162652
If you fap to it every night you probably are sexually attracted.

>>28162675
I find it funny that she's just named Twist and yet everyone knows her full name has to be Peppermint Twist.

It means you secretly care, Anon. I won't tell anyone.

>>28162652
>Cheese.
Enjoy being the worst pizza.
So goddamn boring, I'd take Pinapple over that.

>>28162636
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BAfQ_lPIjs

Better music.

>>28162683
Wait, crap. Nevermind. Wrong link.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSlqxlHORoE

>My pony crystal keychains arrived today
>Put Rainbow Dash on my car keys
>Put Pinkie on my blood glucose meter, laugh and die a little inside because of the irony.
Also
>My face when i'm Ceoliac and can't enjoy a normal pizza

>>28162551

bake you

and bake your marker

Guys
I work at a pizza parlor
and yet recently i still haven't managed to make a single pizza without jizzing in it sometime before it got to the customer.
is this a problem?

>>28162723
Pie in the Sky has gluten free pizza.

>The Mario Brothers never eat pizza

weird al's lasagna song is playing in my head

>>28162734
Nah, it just adds flavor.

Don't get caught.

>>28162734
Where do you work? (country wise/ state wise if U.S)

What's with all the pizza stuff?

>>28162723

I'm sorry to hear that bro, here, have a pile of cute ponies.

>>28162661
why does half of pony fan-art have dog'like snouts

>>28162783
New York

>>28162723
>Owns crystal ponies.
>I would put Dash next to my jet skull hanging on my rear view mirror.

>>28162734
overjizz may be a serious problem, probably prostate cancer

>>28162754
Pie in the sky VT? That's sum good pizza.

>>28162785

>>28162719
Alternatively http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJd-SHzqUC4&feature=fvwrel

>>28162723
If it's done right, gluten free pizza tastes almost exactly the same.

guys what if...what if the marker was put in a troll thread?

>>28162800
Fuck
Like in the city?

>>28162799
because furries can't draw anything but dog faces

Guys who would win the Wonderbolts or the Shadowbolts?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlAmKsmLav8

needs to be ponied
it's be better than the endless mediocre pony trailers

>>28162826
There sure would be egg on some faces.

>>28162829
Yeah, NYC

>>28162831
the shadowbolts don't exist, they were just a manifestation of nmm's magic

>>28162830
I agree man, so fucking dumb.
Dog faces dont look anything like pizza faces

>>28162826

>>28162817
Oh okay. Time to go back to avoiding these threads until season two again.

What do you guys think of this? I personally think it is my best work.

>>28162819
Oh yeah. but the fact that I can't just go out, get a pizza at any place that serves pizza and eat it.

I've found the best one i've had is the one i've made myself.

>>28162831
They would have a respected bout, acknowledge that they are equally matched, shoot the shit and have a crazy after party.

>>28162851
I still like to believe that the shadowbolts were NMM's soldiers 1000 years ago.

>>28162881
Now THATS a pizza face

>>28162848
Fuck yea, im farther out on the island. Keep your jizz out of my, not as good as new york city, pizza.

>>28162723
godamn it im still waiting on mine to come in

>>28162884
Well, that's true of most any pizza. If you make it yourself, then it has the additional flavor of effort in it.

>>28162881
you sir deserve a prize

>>28162897
but in the show they turned into her dust or whatever when they left

guys how do I buy pizza, I'm too nervous that they might think I' a peppophile

Guys, I just read cupcakes, my god that was fuced up waaaaay past my expectations

>>28162942
>cupcakes
>not "personal pan pizza"
>in 2011

Hello, what do we have here?

>>28162942
What's cupcakes? You mean Calzones? That story is an overrated peice of shit anyway. babbys first marinara fic

>>28162940
order it online

>leave for an hour
>come back
>still talking about Pizza

don't ruin the joke, guys

The thread ultimately fizzles due to a heavy reliance on what can only be called "internet pizza jokes".

>>28162942
ehh, never heard of it. Now Breadsticks was a decent gore fic

>>28162904
Sure is.
>>28162924
Nah. A pizza would be nice though.

>>28162942
Dammit forgot the k in FUCK

>>28162487
I just got a name for it. Pepper Pony's Pizzeria.

>>28162979
>implying the internet can help itself.

>>28162959
> Personal pan pizza
You sick motherfucker.

>>28162940
OK that just made my fucking day

>>28163005
what about a PIZZA PRIZE!

Rate the mane 5 pets /co/lts
for me it would be
1.Gummy
2.Angel
3.Winona
4.Owlicous
5.Rarity's cat (ant remember the name)

Anyone questions my love for pizza, i'll give em a pizza my mind faster than they can apologize.

Ok guys this joke is getting a bit old. What about ponies?

>>28163022
That game can't come fast enough.

And it'll be at least a year before release, if ever.

>>28162960
Oh my god I so badly want to see Hitler show up on his unicorn motorcycle in season 2

>>28163038
Gummy
Angel
Winona
Opal
Owlicious

Colored, uncensored version available for only $5 at http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6209622/ , contact info at http://www.furaffinity.net/user/kayla-na/

Because everybody wants to pay for Twilight Sparkle porn, right?

>>28163028

>>28163038
>mfw I was about to be like c'mon dude its "insertcatnamehere" andI forgot the name too

>>28163038
>Opalescence
>Owlowicious
>Gummy
>Angel
>Winona

Fucking dogs. I hate them.

Fuck being the mail mare!
I'm gonna be a delivery filly!

>>28163038
1.Winona
2.Gummy
3.Rarity's cat
4.Owlicous
5.Angel

>>28162989

>>28163073
Are you fucking serious?


... Isn't that illegal, anyways? It's like selling bootleg merchandise or something.

>>28163038
Winona
Angel
Owlsomethingoranother
Opalescence.

>>28163038
>not remember opalescence
>in 2011

also
>winona
>angel

lern2rankpets

>>28163070
Seconded. Very accurate, good sir.

>>28162515
man, this is going to be playing until I go to be now

>>28163073
>Cannot make sense of this image.
>Squints.
>Fingers.
Oh.
What the fuck?

>music
>when I post
>wat
>also wont keep Gristle as name

>>28163139
You think you had it bad? I had this thing going for hours while preparing a few pizzas. From scratch.
It was great fun, though. Talked in pseudo-Italian accents the whole time.

>>28163038
1.Gummy (indisputable)
2. Opalescence
3. Angel
4. Winona
5. Owliscious (fuck that owl)

>>28163149
I couldn't figure out what exactly I was looking it either. Took me a moment to realize exactly what it was.

I miss Ditzy Doo.

Oh come on Am I the only one that liked the owl and the episode?

>>28163208

The name works so much better with Dinky, but whatever.

>>28163215
yep.jpg

>>28163215
Yes.

>>28163149
>>28163195
I figured out what it was pretty fast.
Terrible.

>>28163215
yes

>>28163215
pic related

>>28163215
no, I loved that episode-especially evil spike.
But I fucking hate that owl

>>28163242
>>28163237
>>28163234

>>28163208
...
Who?

>>28163208
I kinda want to see derpy talking with the dr. Klein and the rest of the scientist in the old world blues dlc for new Vegas.

>>28163215
I liked the owl episode.

So...when is the next season airing ?

>>28163285
>>28163208

You best be joking, son.

>>28163266
>Dr. Whowl

Nigga you just went full Sweetie Belle.

>>28163208
>>28163285
>Who?

Little Ditzy Doo Who, who was no more than two.

>>28163073
Those ponies are creepy as hell.

Fucking Vinny's shit is better than this.

>>28163266
Just in time for this to update.

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/06/story-emotional-illness.html

Dr. Whoof story.

The owl episode was pretty bad but at least it wasn't as bad as Feeling Pinkie Keen.

>>28163208
>Her Gala dress
This is the one that SHE designed.

I hope Derpy has minimal speaking roles in the next season.

>>28163288
>Ponies
>Fallout.
Shit wont go away.
>Like radiation.

Why did that shit mesh so well together?

>>28163288
Penis Legs.

>>28163294
March First.
>>28163301
He posted a picture of derpy, so I cant guess based of his picture. who is it?

>>28163311

I agree, what fucking pony has human hands?

>>28163215
No

>>28163288
As long as Bumpy is in it.

>>28163329
My thoughts exactly.

>>28163319
And this was the second draft.

>>28163323
It didn't. It never did. It was a bad idea. Autism forced it.

>>28163338
It was derpy's word of god name.

>>28163339
Indeed, it would be strange for a pony to have fingers, because humans have fingers and that's who should have fingers.

>>28163215
I thought the owl episode was alright

Question:

I know Lyra's instrument is a lyre, but what TYPE of lyre?

>>28163370
It is the best work of fanfiction ever created, you are just too ignorant to realize its glory.

>>28163377
Except that sketch that got sold was labeled 'derpy', which is a bit more wordofgod than a random namedrop.

>>28163388
A musical lyre.

>>28163388
The best kind.

>>28163377
Huh.
Thats odd. I remember something like "If you guys wany, but I wouldnt want to crush you derpy love"
I could have SWORN that that pony was derpy

>>28163388
ur a lyre Lyra

>>28163400
>Fanfiction
>Good
Holy shit, and I thought the doctor said I was legally retarded.

>>28163437
It IS Derpy.

>>28163427
>Magic
wwatever

>>28163452
hmmm.
Glad we cleared that up then, huh?

>>28163215

>>28163388

The lyre.

>>28163427
Rarity and wizard guy!
My favorite characters combined!

>>28163467
Well, that's just silly.

>>28163195
hey leth do you know if there is a hotkey for the switch colour thing in sai? I can't right click it to set my own

>>28163483
It makes sense, considering nobody liked either.

>>28163501

Oh fuck no son, I love me some Rarity.

>>28163073
Fuck you Kayla, you pompous dipshit who can't stay on-model.

>>28163494
There probably is one, but I haven't found it if there is.

>>28163427
>Guns N Rarity

>>28163427

>>28163501
Whatever you say.
Plebeians these days...When will they acquire some taste?

Quick! Someone explain how to SAI for me!

>>28163501
I like Eridan and Rarity.

the nerve!

>>28163559

Exactly.

>>28163581

First you rub cooking oil all over yourself, then go to the beach and don't move for about 5 hours.

>>28163534
Darkpandax is cheap and draws ponies on-model. Oro even commissioned him because his ponies are superior.

>>28163589
I dunno, the worst troll is kinda starting to drag down the better pony with him.

>>28163589
I ship them and write clopfics about eridan and rarity having delicious underwater sex in a magic bubble

>>28163618
That sounds nice. But there are no beaches here.

Alright, pepperbronies (LOL!! HAHA HOO BOY)!! I have a question for you. It is very important, so listen up.
­
­
­
­
Alright, so... which pony has the slimiest fuckhole? I'm thinking Pinkie Pie, but I have to know what you guys think (I'm doing a research project). You're the professionals here, not me, so I beseech you; which pony drips the most cunt juice?

Thanks in advance!

>>28163559

This is a classy lady right here.

>>28163215
that was the first episode I watched I was too embarrassed to see the 1st one and I liked it, although I think it's one of the average episodes, not THAT funny, but quite OK.
I was a nice way to get introduced to spike too

>>28163629
>The only kinda tail Eridan can get.
>In his sleep bubble.

>>28163638

Gummy.

>>28163624
>implying Tavros isn't the worst troll

>>28163638
>thread simulator extravaganza

I won't bite.

>>28163536
hm, well I figured out why I had those white lines even after changing the line art layer to transparency or whatever.
I opened up the image by itself instead of the sai files I used to draw it and now I am not getting the white space anymore.

>>28163639
>Classy lady.

>>28163702

Oh look is south park again...

>>28163702
Eh... I think this is one best left unsaved. God damn I hate me some fanon.

>>28163681
ThE bRo CaN SlAm A bEaT.
nO hE cAnT

>>28163624
>Eridan
>worst troll
>not Feferi, Gamzee or Nepeta

>>28163743
we all know about "making out alittle"

>>28163638
Rarity is definitely the wettest pony of them all.

>pic related

>>28163784
,,,,,,,

>>28163467

Muchachos, we have found our fifth member

And with him a new green and purple reptile whose misadventures we can sing about

This fucking ``artist".

>>28163779
>implying Gamzee isn't the best

>>28163696
wait, scratch that. I tested it with the colour I had selected but when i went to colour it the right colour I got the white shit again
what the fuck!

>>28163827
Your secondary color (that it blends to) isn't set to transparent, it's set to white.

Sup losers, just got done fapping to lesbian porn with HUMANS. Must suck to only be able to get off to ponies. I wouldn't know that feeling.

>>28163820
Netherlips is a bro.

three-way fight between the cmc,
who do you think would win?
keep in mind seaty belt doesn't apear to have much (if any) magic yet,
as well as scootaloo not being able to fly

>>28163861
coolstorybro.png

>>28163804
Best new 'villain' I've seen in a long time. Music to this movie was awesome.

>>28163861

But we have a lot of human porn.

>>28163855
huh? both the oval things are on the same layer

>>28163861
I can't get off to ponies but I become emotionally attached to them.

>>28163872
Sweetie because she can stab those fuckers.
Intentionally or not...

>>28163872

Applebloomis the stronger one, sweetie is too weak but she is the best pony.

>>28163826
>Getting killed by a low blood.

>>28163926
>implying he was killed.

He was there at the last seconds of the countdown ya know

>>28163872
Well, Apple Bloom is raised for manual labor, so she has the power, and she's learned a bit of pony karate.
But Scootaloo has superpony kinesthetic sense, even though she's not formally trained.
Finally, Sweetie Belle is too stupid and marshmallowy to get seriously hurt unless they get a flamethrower.
I'm gonna say Sweetie Belle. Apple Bloom and Scootaloo both will write her off as no threat, but whoever wins their fight won''t have the stamina left to defeat Sweetie Belle.

>>28163920
she also knows karate sort of

What do you guys do when you start you know, falling in love with a pony?

Is it best to kill yourself or find some sort of remedy?

>>28163926
>>28163946
Guys. Wrong general.

>>28163946
Karkat still managed to apparently beat the fuck out of him.
Even if he was fucking horrified of him

>>28164014
hmm true true

>>28164007
Is it a longing feeling that makes your heart ache?

If so lobotomize yourself.

>>28163877
>>28163804
>>28163467
>Spike is now the protagonist of Rango. Owlysius is the narrator/mariachi leader. And Applejack plays the role of Beans.

>>28164007
Remember that you'll be just like this guy.

>>28164007
For me, it was crazy Pinkie Pie and her crazy antics that drew me towards her. We've been happily married now ever since.

>>28164117
>implying that Pinkie would commit to a single person

>>28164117
...Well, I'm going to go attempt suicide now.

See you all later. Maybe.

>>28164057
That means the mayor is going to be Tyranlestia

>>28164007

I listen to Voltaire and watch movies made before 2003. It somehow helps.

How do you think the mane six would deal with an Atropal?

>>28164197
So, either Be in love with a pony, or be a hipster?
I'll take the latter, thanks

>>28164199
Give it a giant milk bottle and lull it to sleep.

>>28164222

>Hipster

I think, I need to rethink my life now.

>>28164199
I don't think there would be one, they're to human shaped.

>>28164007
I read grimdark fanfiction and listen to twisted-sounding happydark carnival music to get me into an angsty, apathetic, emotionally detached mood.

And then print out their picture on a piece of paper with the cupcakes soundscape on my speakers and get out the fucking mosin nagant. It's nice to live so close to the woods.

>>28164255
Obviously, You need to fall in love with a pony

>>28164139
giggle at the ghosty.
Guffaw at the grossly.
Crack up at the creepy.
Woof it up with the weepy.
Chortle at the cooky.
Snortle at the spooky.
if it doesn't work, use a bazooka

Why is this thread so slow?

>>28164290
>And then print out their picture on a piece of paper with the cupcakes soundscape on my speakers and get out the fucking mosin nagant. It's nice to live so close to the woods.

MEANWHILE:

>>28162463

>>28164007

Deal with it the way I do: sobbing while fapping to pony porn of them.

If you want to cure yourself of your pony love, just watch this a few times http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzIg0s7eKxs

>>28164405

Isn't that cure worse than the affliction?

>>28164197

Wait fuck, I mean I just watch movies. My mistake.

It'll cure you of ANY love whatsoever

>>28164405
Saw Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle. Almost shit me self.

>>28164405
Woah, I'm not feeling pony love anymore.

Sorry, twilight.

Thankfully, Vinyl Scratch is in just one episode

>>28164405

>>28164541
Why?

Oh God, I'm crying now. This one's even worse: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFpZ86T5Z_Q&feature=related

And according to IMDb, new-Pinkie Pie did voice acting in these for seven years of her life

>>28164007
luckily for me that hasn't happened yet

>>28164530
She'll never forgive you anon.

She'll just sit there next to a creepy pony and roll her eyes for all eternity.

>>28164405

Good morning.

>>28164576

Is it just me or did this thread slow down much earlier than usual?

>>28164405
Word do not expre...
I don't even...

>>28164565
She's only there for a few seconds even, but I'm crushing on her pretty hard. All the art of her does not help one bit

>>28164576
Is it too late to kill my self?

>>28164642
never

>>28164642
you weren't aware of the older gens? I'd suggest watching the g1 pilot and movie, they were actually pretty good.
pilot is called escape from midnight castle and the movie is my little pony the movie

>>28164642
Yes. We're immortal now.

>>28164603
Good evening!

I like the conflict in this one. Too few seats. How exciting.
SWEETIE BELL RESOLVES CONFLICTS IN TEN SECONDS FLAT http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxS1yKUy9yA&feature=related

>>28164642
You draw right?

Just go outside for a few minutes.
The buses will come...

>>28164635
Yeah, wouldn't it suck if you could sit down next to each other after a night at the club and just stare into eachother's eyes. Maybe you would start to edge closer to one another, and you'd brush your hand against her cheek. Perhaps you'd go so far as to say something sweet, about love maybe? And what if she lifted her goggles as you too began to lean in...

>>28164683
>implying they're not already there
>...waiting...

>>28164594
Holy shit is that Issac Clarc/who made that

>>28164706
is this a thing now? when a drawfag goes away for a few days he inevitably got hit by a bus?

Time for me to go to bed.
Night dweebs

>>28164668
I'll have to look into those.
>>28164683
I'll wait to go outside until my drawings are at least moderately good.

>>28164594
I dunno, but I love their art style.

>>28164685
Don't you fucking start

>>28164635
It won't hurt if you embrace it just a little, Anon.

>>28164766
This is now a Scratch thread.

>>28164753
Just be glad I'm not faceless.

And just be glad that you will never, ever so long as you live, DJ with her and be cheered on by your pony audience. That would be terrible. You know, sitting so close, having so much fun.

Who knows how much fun that could be? Thankfully, not you.

I know I'm slowpoking but BLOODY HELL WE WILL GET ANOTHER FILLY EPISODE IN SEASON 2!

THREE POINT OOOOOOOH

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grU8PPKP1Uk

>>28164819
History will repeat.
When will they learn? WHEN WILL THEY LEARN????

Can;t seem to get the thread tracker site to load, Anyone know what's up?

>>28164766
I guess I have. shit like this, too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yVPO60YnQw

I'm just tired of my mom blaring music all night while I'm dreaming of that pony across the floor. I never move

>>28164842
Dose back legs.

Scratch is relevant to my interests.

>>28164871

>>28164864
I think 413chan's down

>>28164855
I love that cap, although I gotta say, this is my favorite mid-episode cap.

>>28164864
somebody didn't pay their bills

>>28164881

>>28164894
What episode was this?

>>28164891
Ah, yup, didn't think of seeing if the parent site was down too. Hope it's something easily fixed.

>>28164928
Over a Barrel.

>>28164928
Over A Barrel

Hey /co/.
My fiancee is exactly like Fluttershy. EXACTLY. There isn't a single difference other than the fact that Fluttershy is a pony and fictional. She has the same interests, the same general personality, the same fear of other people's dissenting opinions, and everything. She has a bit of a temper that she suppresses constantly and can get very frustrated when something doesn't work out. She speaks very quietly unless it's about something she's interested in, in which case she speaks quite loudly and gains in speed as she goes on. then stops, averts her gaze, and apologizes profusely. Also, if she disagrees strongly enough or there is enough need, she will put her foot down. She has the scariest goddamned stare of all time, and I have gotten it more than anyone.
She owns a dress shop and is a birdwatcher in her spare time.

Now that I've established this, here's what I've been thinking about:
My girlfriend is as shy and scared of others as she is because she was pretty severely abused by her parents. The type of omnipresent, fearful shyness she exhibits is the hallmark of parental abuse.
This makes me think about what Fluttershy's childhood was like...

Scratch is pretty cool

>>28164962

>>28164962
So, if your fiancee is like Fluttershy, try suprise-bondage sex with her. I heard Fluttershy likes that, and if they are the same, you should try that.

>>28164993

>>28164962
Figures the one with actual mental problems is the one you can find in real life.

>>28165002
I know you're joking, but that really is actually one of her biggest fetishes.

>>28164855
>one of my posts is in there

Remeber when Squeak and Madmax used to flirt in the threads? I just found a fic about it.

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/03/story-squeak-and-madmax.html

>>28165008
>>28164993
>those shoulders
Christ, if you're gonna draw a horse, know what one fucking looks like.

>>28165034
>MFW I'm right about your fiancee's fetish who I don't even know

>>28163073
This artist has yet to draw a decent Rarity.

>>28165060
>slowpony.jpg

Well, this thread seems to be pretty slow

>>28165152
The thread finder thing is broken.

I had to use http://catalog.neet.tv/co/ to find the damn thing.

>>28165175
Leth is slacking off recently, he doesn't work like he used to...

>>28165152
Everyone exhausted themselves churning out pizza puns and fell asleep at their keyboards.

>No more scratch

Oh well

>>28165199
Sadly, this is the only image I have

>>28165199
You just need to ask

>>28165194
>Leth isn't being an automated marker posting robot any more

I'd gladly take over for him but he hordes that marker like a dying man hordes... um... hookers.

>>28163623
His ponies are really good, It's a shame he doesn't draw them any more.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=us6nQ_E9waE&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL

>>28165199
She would voice her concern over this, but, mute.

>>28165199
This one is a bit cut, but whatever

>>28165194
you mean archive? archive is the dude who runs 413 chan not leth, leth moves the mark and manages the link board, which is still very useful and all

>>28165280
I just hope they will fix it before S2 starts

>>28165308
it will probably be up by tomorrow unless something has gone horribly wrong, season 2 doesn't start for a few months anyway

>>28165266
Last Scratch image before I go

Does anyone else here who plays an instrument play like they're trying to make Lyra jealous of natural human dexterity?

See the file name for my opinion on the whole "being in love with a pony" thing.

>>28165345
Are you serious?

>>28164871
Ouch, you can't even tell if she's looking at you
>>28165152
I lost my connection for a few minutes

>>28165345
I go through my whole day being dexterous as shit.

>>28165416
Fuck yes, look at me all drinking from a mug and shit. Holding a tablet pen not in my mouth. Damn.

>>28165345
I play the harmonica, no skill involved.

If each pony represented a decade in the 20th century,
which would the mane 6 represent?

>>28165354
Oh god. Fuck you for posting that picture, fuck you in the nose with the necronomicon.

>>28165443
Pinkie would be 80s.

YOU SHOULDN'T WAVE AT A PONY BECAUSE WHAT IF THEY DON'T HAVE FINGERS

THEY'LL THINK YOU'RE BEING COCKY

"LOOK WHAT I GOT MOTHERFUCKER! THESE THINGS ARE USEFUL! I'M GONNA GO PICK SOMETHING UP!"

>>28165463
au contraire

>>28165468
yeah, but then the pony is still more than likely sexier than you. Hands or not.

>>28165468
I wonder how ponies greet each other from afar, then? Rearing?

>>28165468
And then you pick something out from the trash and throw it on the ground, just cause you can.

What'rye gonna do about that, pony? You hater?

>>28165468
I'd do it.

I'd give them the middle finger and be all like

"Fuck you hoofbitch you know you're jelly of my phalanges"

>Also we now need a pizza OC. Preferably with a yellow coat with red freckles, red hair, and a pizza cutie mark.

Delivered.

I'll do another when I'm not so drunk and tired. Maybe.

Imagine you're sitting on your couch scratching Fluttershy behind the ears like you would with a cat, when she starts to become much more anxious than usual. You ask whats wrong and she whispers into your ear that she has been holding in a fart for almost twenty minutes because she didn't want to upset you.

What do you do.

Wondering how ponies deal with nasty boogers now, with no hands to use handkerchiefs and no fingers to pick with. I bet there's a lot of unattractive mucus snorting in Equestria.

Strange, in Age of Mythology, hydra's had four legs like a dinosaur, they even have four legs in most pictures I have seen. I guess Lauren really liked the design from Hercules.

>>28165574
Unicorns fling it out of their nostrils with magic.

Everyone else just snorts or lets it drip.

>>28165571
Toss her out the window.
I have smelt ponies fart.
It is not a smell mortal man was meant to smell.

>>28165574
Fluttershy seemed pretty skilled at gold-digging in GIYC.

>>28165571
Run.

>>28165546
I like it.

>>28164076
There's a special shampoo for that ya know.

>>28165615
Ponies confirmed for having very elastic noses, then.

>>28165571
I would flip her over and tickle her stomach until she is laughing and farting uncontrollably.

>>28165601

Which made me wonder, what pony was brave enough to slay the first hydra head?

>>28165677
They probably got eaten by the hydra.
It was Scootaloo's parents.

>>28165571

Let her go outside or into the bathroom to fart, then when she gets back I can resume scratching.

Unts unts unts

>>28165669
Friday July 29th, earth time.

One human male found dead in ponyville, possible cause asphyxiation. No ponies being blamed, although a pungent smell was at the scene of the tragedy. Local lunatic pony H.P. Lovecraft claims that he tried to summon the old ones, yet to be discredited.

>>28165724
Ents ents ents

>>28165571
Dropkick the bitch out a window. Bye bye, Fluttershy. Don't fart in my house.

>>28165571

>>28165727
Oh you.

We all know what became of poor old Howard when he entered that maddening country. It's surprising that you still see him around, or, what remains of him at least.

>Pic related

Is it time we discuss our illogical crushes on tiny equines?

>>28165784
...Won't her tail catch fire?

>>28165727
I'd be all over that shit.

Best suicide ever, Fluttershy gets sentenced to life imprisonment.

>>28165845
It will

>>28165843
Rarity's body looks so freakin' soft.

>>28165784

>>28165880
It's almost like a marshmallow.

>>28165843
I want to snuggle ponies.

>>28165880

Doesn't it? Wouldn't you just like to lay down next to her, smell her lavender scented mane, and wrap an arm around her?

Man, 413chan hasn't crashed like this in a long time.

>>28165843
I don't know what's wrong with me, but the fact that ponies probably stand at waist height on all fours and just under average female height on two legs makes her all the more alluring, not for perverted reasons, but because the minor size difference would make cuddling that much more natural. And oh, the conversations we could have. Talk about our respective worlds at first, get to know eachother. Move on to mundane things. The latest book. How was your day? The stars are nice tonight. The usual. But really, the best moments would be the silent ones.

What am I even saying. This isn't coherent.

>>28165955
I might get too excited and rip off her skin, mistaking it for a sweet treat. But in the end, I'm proven right. Turns out she's tasty.

>>28165677

Also:

Zeus = Celestia
Hades = Nightmare moon
Hercules = Twilight?

>>28165443

All ponies are 20s ponies.

>>28165988
Jesus christ man

please tell me you're a fat neckbeard virgin with no hope for ever touching a woman

>>28165945

I would love to hug and cuddle one of these ponies in a non sexual way.

>>28165988
You sound like you'd piss yourself if you even thought you MIGHT have seen a differently-colored horse. Nothing your saying would attract a regular female, let alone a pony with high standards to begin with.

Twilight would never love you.

>>28165988

>>28166027
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBISfv-6hfo

>>28166047
That's because I'm drunk.

ponibooru down?

>>28166057

Shit, I've been found out.

>>28166012
Ugh
I remember that being colored, now I have to look for it.

>>28165843
I don't want to crush ponies with my horrible disgusting human hands, they are like a beautiful orchid best admired from afar.

>>28166063
Yeah.

Might as well get this out of the way while we're here...

>>28165988
Choose your destiny.

>>28166017
Based on what they typed, you got that? Aren't you insightful

>>28166063
413chan is down so that includes fimchan, the archive and ponibooru
as well as 413chan itself but I don't think any of us use it anyway

sooo, what the fuck is up with the archive? Had to dig all the way to page 14 to find the last thread because whoop durr doo couldn't find this one.

>>28166119
>>28166124
well that was timed very well.

>>28166124

I could say something right now.

But I won't.

>>28166124
Use this when the archive goes down

http://catalog.neet.tv/co/

>>28166017
>implying we're not all scrawny college students that strongly resemble zombies

It's what happens when you spend so much time watching ponies that you forget to eat.

I imagine Archive knows about the server being down, but I think I'll send him an e-mail anyway. Just to be sure.

>>28166100

A. is the best choice. Yes, it's a silly looking dress, but it would be the perfect conversation starter.

What if celestia and Luna when around searching for extraordinary unicorns similar to magneto and prof. X in xmen.

Bleh I'm tired and throwing out ideas.

>>28166176
>implying you would know if they were in the right place or not

>>28166124
Didn't you get hit by a bus?

So what the fuck are you fuckers reading?

>>28166153
>forget to eat

and sleep.

I hope the archive and ponibooru and fimchan stay down forever.

Then the pony craze will go away.

>>28166201
Some guy posted something about lovecraft so now I'm reading the dunwich horror.

>>28166201
Perdido Street Station.

>Watching Hercules
>Get to this scene

I'm laughing for real right now.

>>28166201
I'm reading "How To Make An Anime About Ponies" by Lauren Faust.

It's an e-book.

>>28166201

Dreadnaught. It's a story set in an alternate history that has steam punk, airships, zombies, and a Civil War that's been going on for 20 years.

>>28166226
What would her horse semen taste like?

>>28166201
I'm learning about pointers

>>28164846
Ah, this was posted.

Yeah, really lost its charm by now.

>>28166209

http://bronyhaven.ning.com/

1. make an account
2. view photos

typical bronies don't look so bad

>>28166201
the grimoire of armadel.

fuckin angels are going to tell me how to go to equestria whether they like it or not. if they don't i'll shoot them.

>>28166201

My Intro to Analysis homework, which I'm typing