Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned that even if you think a ponythread will turn out well, it's going to end up shipping and fetishism within thirty posts.

Dear Princess Celestia:

Farte Butte.

-Your Faithful Student, Twilight Sparkle.

Dear Princess Celestia:

It's awesome to get a hug from someone you love, but if anyone tries to touch you somewhere that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's NO GOOD!

>>28152809
Trixie is the best at femdom.

>>28153055

Fucking dash.

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I wrote a terrible fanfic.

Signed,
Anonymous

Dear Princess Celestia,

Aieou.

Your faithful student, Anonymous.

>>28153046
>>28153068
IT BEGINS.

Gonna be streaming at the top of the hour. See you dweebs then.

Dear Princess Celestia,

It's always sad when a friend dies...

>>28152993
>mfw I got that poster when I was at comic-con

>>28152993
"Dear Princess Celestia,

Just because you think you know everything, doesn't mean your friends can't prove you wrong. I thought that reading for a few hours could teach me everything about Halloween, but I learned that Rarity and Pinkie Pie are the grand-masters of costume parties.

Your faithful tiny horse,
--Twilight Sparkle

>>28153046
My Faithful Student Twilight,

You need to have faith in your friends.

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned that zebras steal bikes and love eating watermelons.

Your Faithful Student, Twilight Sparkle

>>28153055
Okay, I laughed.

Do you think we'll get an AIDS episode? Or a cancer episode?

Captain America did it.

>>28153109
It was probably Pinkie Pie. She feel into an oven.

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. IT'S MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC SEASON ONE AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, TWILIGHT SPARKLE. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME PARASPRITE BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY DEFEATED THE WORLD'S MOST DANGEROUS MARE. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 10 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY DAY.

Dear Princess Celestia,

AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHH!

That is all,
Anonymous

I just put a few things here for whoever wanted it last time: http://reuniclus.deviantart.com/
Took a while because of my terrible internet connection.

Guys somebody from Hasbro leaked a storyboard from Season 2. Check it out.

>>28153124
>not 666KB

am dissapoiint

>>28153135
cool story bro

Scratch is pre-op stallion

>>28153128
If Captain Planet can do it, FiM can do it

Dear Princess Celestia,

I want to take you into my basement, chain you up and feed you rotten oats, reroute the sewer line to feed directly on top of your head until it slowly floods the room and you drown in liquid shit.

Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle.

Hey guys, Yorick and Obsidian are streaming

yorick is doing anthro... so be warned

http://www.livestream.com/alaspooryorick

Obsidian is drawing Luna being adorable

http://www.livestream.com/obsidiansolitaire?t=726872

>>28153167
Captain Planet. Yeah. that's what I meant.

Got Marvel on the brain...

>>28153172
>those supple anthro lips

Dear Princess Celestia,

today I have learned a valuable lesson about friendship; specifically teamwork. There are plenty of times when working together on a task can be very beneficial and can make a good completed task into a great completed task; however, there are some times when having too many ponies working on the same task may do more harm than good. It's not to say that that ponies should never work together, but there may be times when doing something on your own can yield better results. You can always ask for advice or input, even if you work alone.

Always Your Faithful Student,

~Twilight Sparkle

I get it now. Why I'm still alive even though everyone else is dead.

>>28153192
Get off that Marvel, son. It's doin' ya no good.

>>28153158
Seems legit.

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned that it is wrong to judge a person based on their age. Regardless of the time they came from, they can be an invaluable source of wisdom.

Having said that, the 80s were a hideous, terrifying decade, and I would not subject my worst enemy to such horrors, as the sweet release of death would be far preferable.

Signed,
Eh you know by now bitch.

>>28153220
I'm not the only one who's still walking around. I'm the same as them. I just hadn't noticed it before.

Stay by me, Twilight, PLEASE! I'm so scared. Help me. Save me from them...

Dear Princess Celestia,

What if the Earth orbits the Sun?

Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle.

>>28153170
My faithful student Faceless,

Stop making Spike send me your love letters,

Trollestia

>>28153207
The orgy episode.

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>>28152440
I got bored.

>>28153233

>>28153233
hey harden, do you live in EST?

>>28153132
The episode will be called, The Day The Laughter Died

>>28153269

My faithful student,

What if you wife orbits my dick?

Dear Princess Celestia,
I learned that bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
so lick on these nuts and suck the dick
then get the fuck out after you're done
and I hope in my ride to make a quick run...

Your Faithful Student,
Twilight Sparkle

>>28153302
Leth isn't Juice, silly.

>>28153308

>>28153308

Oh goddamn it, that typo.

https://reg.hasbro.com/MyLittlePony/BirthdayClub/
I am going to get this wallpaper without having to register myself dammit.
Someone do it for me. Please.

>>28153221
But I've been reading Cosmic Marvel stuff and it is SO AWESUM

>>28153312
What kind of Music do you think Celestia would listen to?

DEAR PRINCESS CELESTIA,

I AM ON FIRE

YOUR FAITHFUL STUDENT,
TWILIGHT SPARKLE

What does CMC taffy taste like?

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned that real friendship can survive through any hardship. Even something as sinister as rape can be solved through words.

Your Faithful Student,
Twilight Sparkle

P.S. Fluttershy will start talking again soon, and she doesn't hold it against you, as far as we can tell.

P.S.S Spike, however, won't leave the room. All I can hear are quiet sobs. What exactly did you three do?

>>28153360
I read that in the soldier's voice.

>>28153269

My Dearest Student Twilight Sparkle,

Although I encourage thought experiments and pursuing new ideas, I do not recommend that you pursue this one. Many ponies before you have investigated this particular idea and no evidence has been published that I do not in fact raise the sun through my vast magical powers.

Your mentor,

Princess Celestia

>>28153344
you dont even know what the wallpaper looks like

>>28153385
Exactly. That is why I want it.

>>28153364
I was legitimately terrified when that happened in the show. For a second I thought it would become canon that they all died via taffy machine.

>>28153428

I was thinking of doing a fic of Pinkie dieing comically in a taffy puller, but it never got off the ground.

>>28153415
What if you can't get it in the aspect ratio you want?

>>28153364
Do you really have to ask?

dear princess celeste,

can u outsmart bullit?

>Celestia/Twilight roleplaying

Oh boy where are the ERPers gonna show their faces.

Dear Princess Celestia,

This is machine code

Your Faithful Student,
Twilight Sparkle

>>28153364
Marshmallows and death.

seriously, that thing should have broken bones at the very least.

>>28153450
Then I deal with it.

Dear Princess Celestia,

how is babby formed?

>>28153359
She listens to The Killers..Uh I mean...Rolling Stones...uh I MEAN...mosdef....NO WAIT. I MEAN

>>28153460
The who what?

>>28153501

>>28153359
Hymns dedicated to her

>>28153501
She enjoys dark side of the moon

>>28153267

>>28153055
Was not expecting that so early in the thread. I got what I wanted.

DeAr PrInCeSs CeLeStIA.

dO yOu WaNt To RoMp In ThE hOrN pIlE?

yOuR mOtHeRfUcKiN pArTy BrO.

GaMzIe MaKaRa
:o)

Dear Princess Celestia,

I want to suck those titties pretty bad.

Your Sexy Student,
Trixie Tang

>>28153538
No, that album was an overrated piece of shit

did someone say princess celestia?!

>>28153538

Dear Princess Celestia,

Sometimes, friends can become even more than friends. They can be confidants, supports, and even...lovers.

Your Faithful Student,
Twilight Sparkle

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned it is not good to try to appeal to older demographics. After the massive protest from families and the infamous rape case in Califonia, we can not afford to continue marketing to the "bronies". I have come to the realisation that they have completely lost the point of our program. My friends and I shall do the best we can to get our employers to combat this mess by cutting off all ties with these people. We shall start by trying to get them to fire most of their marketing department, as they were they main cause of this problem. If all goes according to plan, we can cancel our current projections and begin filming a new program by remodeling subjects 7884-7890 and possibly the rest of the creatures shown in our failed brodcast. Please forgive us for our failure.

Your faithful student,
Lauren Faust

>>28153538
Yeah, but Luna is sick of it. Ever since she got back, Celestia's had it playing full blast ALL DAY LONG. She can't get any sleep!

>>28153533
I bet she listens to the prerecorded screams of torture from her victims on constant loop.

Dear Princess Celestia,

I don't remember voting for you.

Your faithful student, Teddyhands

Dear Princess Celestia,

The defenses are holding, but they won't last long. The Fourth Reich constantly barrages our defenses, and we are running low on munitions, men, and supplies. When are we getting reinforcements?

Okay guys, I'm bored and need guidance.

Should I...
A) Try to force myself to keep writing
B) Play vidya
C) Lurk pony thread for 6 more hours

>>28153561
>Tang

What?

>>28153359
New Young Pony Club

>>28153344
here. a gift from Juice

>>28153540
This had the potential to be much, much cooler than it is now.

>>28153558
YOU INCOMPETENT PIECE OF SHIT GET THE FUCK OFF OF 4CHAN

>>28153603
Depends on the vidya

>>28153603
Which vidya?

Otherwise, stories.

>>28153603
Force yourself to keep writing.

Seriously, stop now and you will never stop again.

>>28153603
Isn't it obvious? 'C' all the way, buddy.

>>28153605

>>28153654
if you want to get good at writing, write till you get good

>>28153603
Take a break man, you deserved it.

Put all this pony shit away, it'll always be here waiting for you.

>>28153603
What are you writing?

What vidya?

If you're writing a fic, play vidya; if the vidya is an FPS or Bioware game, lurk the thread.

>>28153635
>>28153644
Either LoL or AC:Brotherhood.

>>28153654
But... so many stories in so few days... I'm just not feeling it right now. I have all night to work...

You never did tell me what you thought of my fics, PM.

>>28153677
FOREVER

>>28153612
Thanks, it will fit on my iBook.

>>28153603
Write code for a vidya about pony lurking.

>>28153626
The picture or the fact I didn't type anything

>>28153598
My Faithful Student Twilight,

Not. One. Step. Back.

>>28153688
>playing LoL

I seriously hope you guys don't do this

>>28153603
Combine vidia with pony.

>>28153598
Celest needs all the royal guards to protect Canterlot, so she sends the child unit.

i tried to register on the site. i couldnt figure it out so i gave up.

Dear Princess Celestia

what do you taste like?

Dear Princess Celestia,

I will thrice lay you.

Your faithful subject,
Rarity

so tired. so gonna sleep. so saying goodbye. so leaving this continued doodle here.

>>28153712

Dear Princess Celestia

We're coming for you, Tyrant.

--No longer your faithful student
Twilight Sparkle

>>28153723
A shot of Tequila, Passion fruit juice, and tobasco sauce.

>>28153735
Night Faceless, sleep tight. <3

>>28153564
Whyboner. I am disappointed.

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned that even if it hurts, it's good for me. Through friendship and trust, I will be better. For you.

Your faithful student,
Sexlexia Feffernoonan

>>28153723
Oh boy here we go

>>28153717
Inform the 7th Filly Brigade that they are to be deployed to Ponyville immediately.

Dear Princess Celestia,

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle

Dear Princess Celestia

How do I let a friend know I'm not into them the way they want me to be?

>>28153688
Because I haven't read them yet.

And I understand that. If you don't have a fic that you are CURRENTLY WORKING ON, go and do something else. Otherwise keep reading.

Dear Princess Celestia,

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle

>>28153564
An entire short story where Twilight eats Celestia's shit.

They said it couldn't be done.

I want Twilight to write a letter that beings "Dear Mom and Dad."

Dear Princess Celestia,

Would you fuck me?
I'd fuck me.
I'd fuck me hard.

FOREVER yours,
Pinkie Pie

>>28153775

You needed your email for one post in the last thread. You can take it off now.

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned telling the truth is the best thing to do with family and friends.
That being said...... did you do it?

>>28153786
With Scootaloo as team leader.

Dear Princess Celestia,

I'm sorry.

Your faithful student,
it doesn't matter anymore.

>>28153819
that's just the sequel

>>28153823
Dear Mom and Dad,

I hope you are ready for grandchildren!

Your loving daughter Twilight Sparkle

Dear Princess Celestia.

Your latest sun raising performance was lacking of any grace and fraught with errors.
I had never felt the greatest urge to use your sun to blind myself so I could get the image out of my mind.

Sadly associated with you.
Hoity Toity.

Dear Princess Celestia,

WHY DID YOU KILL MR. BUZZY!?

Your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle

>>28153879

>>28153790
Dear Twilight,

How do you know you're not into them that way? Have you tried it? Have you scientifically verified it? What are you in Ponyville for anyway? What's wrong with you? Do what your friend wants you to do and compile a report. Fuck.

Your Mentor,
Princess Celestia

>>28153830
Dear Pinkie Pie,

No one would have sex with you.

With love,
Anonymous

>>28153879
>haven't seen or talked to your parents since they shipped you off to a fancy boarding school
>Years latter send them a letter saying "LOL, GUESS WHUT? I'M PREGGERS

Twilight's an ass.

>>28153819
No, I think they said it SHOULDN'T be done.

Dear Princess Celestia,

I learned that some times it is very hard to overcome ones fears. But weather you fears be something as simple as Stoop Kid being afraid to leave his stoop, you can always count on friends to help you out.

Your Faithful Student,
Twilight Sparkle

Dear Princess Celestia,

I am actually a dinosaur.

Your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle

>>28153823
Dear mother,
I have managed to move into the library in Ponyville.
However, hopefully I will be able to adjust to life here as soon as possible and without issue. I find being surrounded by all these unfamiliar individuals somewhat bewildering. Actually, they look like a pretty crazy bunch of ponies. I'm so nervous I can't even hold my pencil straight.
>S-she ate my pencil

>>28153823
Dear Mom and Dad,

I'm sorry it's taken me so long to write. Things have been crazy here in Ponyville - for such a small town there's so much excitement! Don't freak out, but my friends and I were sent on a mission to get a dragon to try and nap somewhere else so that it wouldn't choke Equestria with its smoke.

It hurts less, now that I'm not as alone as used to be.

I miss you. I'll see you someday.

The daughter you left behind,

Twilight Sparkle

The letter was then gently folded and put in a box of dozens of similar letters, never to be sent.

>>28153932
Fuck, meant to quote>>28153867

>>28153843
why?

>>28153930
Speak for yourself. I would gladly let Pinkie throw a party in my pants.

>>28153830
I whybonered worse than that one time I was playing Demon's souls, and the mosquitoes suck about 5 gallons of blood from the PC's body.

>>28153945
Tyrannosaurus Sparkle

>>28153983
...

What?

Dear Princess Celestia.,

Please, give us a break already. The men simply can't keep up with your stamina!

Casper Diamondhoof
Captain of the Guard

i hope you guys realize that is not the real juice. no one better be stupid enough to send him money.

>>28153983
>playing a guitar with hooves and gloves
It double doesn't make sense!

Dear Princess Celestia,

I AM A VAMPIRE

Your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle

>>28153934
We sure proved them wrong amiright?

>OP wants to know what people think what the morals would be like in season 2
>everybody instead makes random letters to Celestia with adult themes and suggestive content
oh you guys

>>28154012
It's a lot easier for them to play bar chords.

>>28153983
what the fuck am I reading

>>28154040
This is 4chan. We have no real morals

>>28154011
It's me, I'm legit. I'm sending out the first poster in a few days.

>>28153853
Well, Scootaloo wasn't a bad officer, I guess. She loved her soldiers, and she felt safe with 'em. She was just one of those fillys with that weird light around her. She just knew she wasn't gonna get so much as a scratch here.

>>28154059
>This is 4chan, we pretend we have no real morals to seem edgy and cool.

fix'd

>>28154079
>IMPLIED

>>28153879
best one

Drr prmphh cmrempia

whm cm mm humf awl dewf caffofs?

>>28154040
>sageing a pony thread
>yfw

Dear mom and dad

I DID IT
I made a Sonic Rainboom! Did you see it? I know you did, you two have the best view up there. I saved my best friend Rarity and the Wonderbolts too! I know that if you were here you would be proud of me, finally doing something and helping ponies.
Sometimes, I look up in the clouds and know you are watching over me, smiling.

Your loving daughter. (I miss you)
Rainbow Dash.

Another letter left on the memorial. The same thing done every evening.

guys i have this huge urge to create a superheroine who is constantly bleeding everywhere but it doesnt cause any health risk to her she's just dripping puddles of blood everywhere for some weird reason that would give me a hugest boner

Dear Princess Celestia,

I'm scared. My horn burns all the time, and I can't look at anything without it catching on fire or turning into a cactus or flying into the sky. I don't think my hooves have touched the ground in days.

Spike, Applejack, Fluttershy, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and Rainbow Dash are looking for me, but I'm afraid I'll hurt them. I've left this letter behind in the latest crater, hopefully they'll find it and send it to you.

I'm not sure if I can take much more. I love you.

Your faithful student,

Twilight Sparkle

PS: My hair is turning into fire.

>>28154079
Disregard morals, Acquire MLP futa porn.

>>28154120
Well that's depressing.

>>28154105

Linky, sensible bites!

>>28154120
God damnit, not everyone needs to be some tragic orphan! If I didn't know who Dash was I'd say that was some horrible OC from ponychan.

>>28154142
How is futa porn immoral?
Revolting to some, I suppose, but immoral?

>>28154108
Literally every thread that has ever existed has had at least 1 sage

>>28154120
oh wow dude,

right in the feelings

>>28154161

>>28154120
Now, time to dishonor your memory by never giving you grandchildren!

lolololololololololololol

>>28154165
http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/

You can see yourself that some haven't

Dear Princess Celestia,

check em

Love, Luna

>>28154120
>>28154120
THIS NEEDS TO BE DRAWN NOW SO I CAN PROPERLY BAW AT IT!

>>28154164
Porn in general is considered Risque and immoral doncha know, the more perverted it is the more immoral it is.

>>28154182
>yfw RD drunkely fucks some pony in the cemetary one night, only to wake up hungover, and discover she licked candy-vag on her parents grave

>>28154182
Considering how much effort goes into performing artificial insemination of horses in real life, I somehow doubt that the same technology doesn't exist in Equestria

Dear Twilight Sparkle,

So, I'm driving in my car when all of the sudden a green fireball blows up in my face. Out of fucking nowhere. Obviously, I swerved to the right and ran over 3 passing fillies and into a huge fucking tree. Why would you send letters to people in the form of green fire? Oh, but I guess a message about how saying a fucking complement to a fucking GOD just can't fucking wait. Obviously it must be fucking so important that you can't read through it or SPELL A CLOSE FRIENDS NAME PROPERLY. But hell, maybe your next letter can be about the magic of attempted murder.

Signed,

Prinsten Celestian

P.S. Imma sue your ass

http://gobarbra.com/hit/new-c40efa91556bbc932a4918cd13a11604

>>28154120
Damn you

>I still don't see why 'hug box' is such a derogatory term. As long as people only give out hugs that they mean, I see no harm in it.

Ponychaaaaaaaaaaaan

>>28154135
you should make a thread about her

>>28154214
>implying I don't think it's awesome if lesbians fucked on my grave after I'm dead

>>28154181
How to create a terrible character
Step 1: DARK AND TROUBLED PAST!

>>28154135
Sounds like every woman ever

>>28154120
That's not funny dude.

I'm not laughing.

>>28154263
We don't need the background to know that Dash is a terrible character.

>>28154226
Hooves can't hold syringes!

>>28154108
>not knowing the function of sage
back to >>>/b/ kid

>>28154266
no see the delicious irony is that she doesnt have periods she gets all of her bleeding out of the way over the course of the month and then some

>>28154266
OOOOHHHH!

>>28154226
Do we need to have another pointless discussion of SMR?

>>28154292
They can magic them around

>>28154292
Scootaloo can be used as an intermediary vessel for semen

>>28154120
Oh come on guys..
Everyone knows Spitfire and Soarin are RDS parents.

>>28154135
I have a fetish for bloody noses and mouths, also blood letting especially if the guy/girl stumbles around for a bit afterwords and looks dizzy.

Now, how do I apply this to MLP.

>>28154321
But Dash still wouldn't want to be a mother. She's barely a friend.

>>28154302
saging a thread allows you to make a post without bumping it, that is it

>>28154321
Then why don't they just carry the semen directly from the horse's ejaculating cock into the vagina

>>28154254

This.

>>28154354
They can magic her into wanting to be a mother

>>28154345
So you're saying she just wants to join the Wonderbolts so she can be with her mom and dad?

That...kind of...

>>28154135
Have you seen Excel Saga?

>>28154338
But she's incapable of getting preggers at that age.

>>28154120
Soon the Equestrian Bureau of Litter Control (EBLC), investigates a complaint from the grave keeper about excessive amounts of trash found all over the graves when his shift starts in the morning. After a sting operation, they find out it's RD, and she is arrested and charged on multiple accounts of Littering.

>>28154254
>Implying I wouldn't haunt their vagina's.

>>28154393
Exactly
she's the perfect cum conduit

If the Mane Cast were to match up with an actual Elemental Force (Fire, Water, Earth, Wind, Ice and Stone), I'd figure:

Twilight - Fire
Pinkie Pie - Water
Rarity - Ice
Applejack -Stone
Rainbow Dash - Wind
Fluttershy - Earth (mainly including ground, trees, other plant-life and animals)

Your thoughts?

>>28154378
Oh, is that what happened?

>>28154345
So during the Gala even her parents couldn't spend time with her?

What if Applebloom is pregnant

and YOU are the father

>>28154409
...

Hmmmmmmmmmm.

>>28154411
PIME TARADOX

>>28154388
>Save father and mothers life.
>Father still cares more about pie then you

Dear Princess Celestia,

I have an ingrown toenail. I mean hoofnail, whatever. When I squeeze it, a whole bunch of pus comes out. I mean a shitload. It's kind of gross, but kind of cool too.

Love,
Tricycle Starkill

>>28153983
>pic

Fucking Saved.

>>28154411
RD would make a cool ass mom, and a grade-A MILF

>>28154388
That makes Best Night Ever kind of sad, then.

"Oh, I remember you! You're that one young flyer or something..."

>>28154429
I would be extremely puzzled and alarmed.

>>28154429

>>28154429
Don't make me draw Preggobloom.

I'll do it.

>>28154388
what if she's their long lost daughter that they thought was dead

>>28154429
Abortion.

>>28154429
But I would never have sex with a pony!

>>28154429
Leave her and demand custody of the child because she doesn't have a Cutie Mark

>>28154429

Do they have clothes hangers in Equestria?

>>28154464
You better do it man.

>>28154410
Rarity would be stone, her cutie mark is even a gemstone. Otherwise yeah that sounds right

>>28154429

>>28154429
Well, speciation theory goes out the window for one.

>>28154477
hahaha that's pretty funny
face it all you horsefuckers are furfags in denial

Dear Princess Celestia,

The OP's inb4 was right on the money, dirty lesbian shipsex stuff is great, and I'm glad I spent the entire season learning about it and only it.

>>28154429
Shotgun wedding

Derpy is the Preacher at the wedding

>>28154449
>Tricycle Starkill
that is my original character do not steel :(

Applejack knocked up Applebloom with her lesbian semen.

>>28154429
That's impossible.

I'm not big macintosh

>>28154429
Well that depends, am I a unicorn who is adept at using magic? If so I celebrate and use my new found powers to go on a rampage through ponyville. If I am one of those lesser ponies I would probably just leaver her and go on a rampage through ponyville. If I was a human and they were dog size I would go on a rampage through ponyville.

>>28154505

>>28154479
>Anon was later found in a ditch, covered in large hoof marks.

>>28154410

Fluttershy is heart. Always.

>>28154515
MUFFINS!
Er, I mean- MARRIAGE!

>>28154534
What does a Dreamcast have to do with anything

>>28154410
Pinkie would be air.
>Balloons
>bouncy
>bubbly personality
>fickle

Yeah. RD can have lightning or some shit.

>>28154521
and then this was born

>>28154545
Mawwiage!

>>28154538
>Trombone
I chortled.

What would happen if all of the oxygen in the word turned into atom sized ponies

Stay classy /co/.

Was today a slow day in the ponydom? Has anything good happened today?

>>28154534
i don't get it

>>28154587
Projector; implying projecting.

>>28154557
>>28154410
And Applejack would be Earth since because Shoalin Showdown.

Deal with it.

>>28154479

Applebloom: Look at our beautiful baby! I love you so much!

Anonymous: You're going to make a great mother, honey. Being a mother should be you're Cutie Mark. OH WAIT!

*punch Applebloom*

*take baby*

*fly off into the night*

Anonymous: Cutie Mark Crusader Episodes Suuuuuch!

>>28154587
You're projecting yourself and and your ideals onto others

>>28154584
Do the tiny ponies have the same mass as oxygen atoms? What about electromagnetic properties?

>>28154586
Eh, the usual.
Dash cannot into family, etc.

>>28154625
yes
no

>>28154584
What if all the air in the world turned to wood?

>>28154586
Possible Derpy toy in the works, Canadian slaves hard at work working on season 2, same old same old.

Oh, and Juice is selling the Comic-Con poster in the OP. That is, I'm selling the poster.

Please buy a poster from me. ;_;

>>28154638
Can you melt wood?

>>28154612
Does that make Steven Magnet Dojo?

>>28154623
I think the CMC episodes were the most true to the spirit of the show, ie. self discovery.

>>28154624
thats fucking stupid
you horsefuckers cant even think of a good metaphor
thats sad

>go to ponychan
>thread about downloading episodes in HD from youtube
>is stickied
god dammit these people are retarded

>>28154638
You best take that shit to /x/ son!

>>28154638
What if boozeahol?

>>28154667
>downloading from YouTube

what the fuck

>>28154612
Twilight Sparkle was Omi, so...

>>28154586
the new director posted 2 pictures of people working on season 2. hasbro post in facebook they are working on a derpy toy.

>>28154661
No it makes perfect sense.

Hey guys, CL is drawing naked human Fluttershy having a bath with ponyshy

http://www.livestream.com/cartoonyartchannel

>>28154655
Spike would be Dojo, Magnet can be the dragon form of Chase Young

>>28154635
Well then, everything would die instantly, obviously. The ponies themselves would act more or less like a ideal gas. What happens to all the energy in O2 bonds? If they have no electromagnetic properties, they wouldn't bond, and all that energy would have to go somewhere.

Is it converted into photos?

>>28154688
but its stupid
so that makes it invalid

>>28154692
I think if this artist but some effort into replicating the character's designs I would actually like it, but as it stand they look like shit.

>>28154674
Someone should fanfiction twilight becoming an alcoholic.

>>28154667
>Downloading from Youtube

I'm thinking that everyone there is 12 years old.

>>28154716
Yo mamma

>>28154668
No that's not the scariest thing even.

The scariest thing in the world would be if Sinbad got another show

>>28154716
You're stupid and I bet you're a neo nazi facist.

>>28154667
The fuck am I reading?

>>28154716
Why you so buttfrustrated? Because you had to have someone tell you what the insult was and you couldn't figure it out yourself?

>>28154716
Oh look.
Another opinionated, butthurt faggot spending time in a thread around people he supposedly hates.
If you want to join us, you're always welcome to.
No need to hide behind your manly exterior and sages.

>>28154667
You know some of the fans of this show are kids.

Dear Princess Celestia,

Smoke weed everyday.

Your Faithful Student,
Twilight Sparkle

>>28154760
no because you horsefuckers have been clogging up the front page for months now with your constant fetish threads

>>28154716
HERPADERP GUESS YOU WIN AN 4CHAN

>>28154773

>>28154716

>>28154769
Lies! You speak only of lies!

>>28154773
There is no marijuana in MLP:FiM and they don't even share the same agriculture as real life.

>at least two faggots abusing sage
>in a general thread that's constantly bumped
>and they will continue to do it even though the thread is entering autosage

Such is live in the MLP general.

>>28154820
>standard mammalian cannabis

>>28154773
Dear My Faithful Student Twilight Sparkle,

All I do is smoke weed. I don't give a FUCK!

>>28154744
FUCK! Don't even joke about that!

>>28154820
so you're saying that there are:
>apples
>hay
But no marijuana?
I call bullshit.

>>28154789
It's not only fetish shit, but also roleplaying, erotic fanfiction, Rule 34 and fanart/fanfic discussion.

>>28154728
Either that or Berries foal hiring the pony version of the Cleaner to sober her up. Three days into it Berry is tied to some bed, struggling against the bonds and sweating bullets from withdraws.
She hears movement and begins a now long old tirade about how wrong he is for doing this, how all she wanted was the best for her foal.
"I know momma, this is why you are here, to get better."

>>28154820
Take that back, you...you... DOUBLE NIGGER

>>28154847
Ya' gotta' bask in the happy. There's always at least a little.

>>28154869
You say that like it's a bad thing.

>>28154899
it kind of made /co/ shit
but whatever

>>28154811
Ya got me.

>>28154876

>>28154860
There are no drugs or hallucinogens in the MLP:FiM universe.

Confirmed by Faust.

>>28154853
OH! LAUREN! Just in time.
I was going to email you about this but since you love us so much I guess I'll just ask right here.

Can I photoshop a pony nose to your face and post it all over Reddit?

Marijuana can grow anywhere B-)

>>28154809
oh my god
you can't even shop out the roflbot logo
the stupidity is killing me

>>28154638
What if they gave Trixie another TV show?

>>28154920
not in my world

>>28154920
1) Bull. She worked on Fosters Home, she must love weed.

2) Pics or it didn't happen

>>28154920
>>28154920
Then care to explain THIS SHIT?!

>>28154869
mah nigga

>>28154945
What if the world were made of glazed donuts?

>>28154809
>>28154929
>shooping it out
THERE IS A FUCKING LINK TO A LOGO FREE GENERATOR ON THE FUCKING WEBSITE
AND ANOTHER THING
>saging a thread that isn't bumping
CONFIRMED FOR SUMMERFAG
GET THE FUCK OUT

>>28154899
I suppose if you're into that sort of thing then that is okay with me.

>>28154960
>AJ
>No hat
>Not AJ

>>28154929
You know.. If you think about it.. What's more idiotic?
The people in this thread or the one single buttfrustrated faget trying to make a difference in a thread that will not change?
These threads have been around for months for a reason. Many have tried. Enjoy wasting your time and looking more pathetic than Ponychan.

>>28154973
caps lock isn't cruise control for cool you dubm horsefucker

>>28154924
Only if you include pony vag and pony tits

>>28154929
Why do you care?

>>28154945
Nah, the networks have back up plans to prevent that. The real thing you have to worry about is Applejack

>>28154975
If it really gets your pull-up pampers in a bunch, there's always ponychan, faggot.

Oh wow, look at you guys. Right where I left you for once.

Streaming in http://www.livestream.com/sanguiniusdrawingcorner

Still whoring these posters out. Email me.


laters

>>28155005
because you've been cluttering up /co/ with your fetish threads and you're all fat virgin neckbeard basement dweller autists

>>28154999
>Not only did I read in her voice but I can actually picture her replying like that.

>>28155014
>Giving everyone's least favorite pony a TV show.
Nawp

>>28154998
I USE THE SHIFT KEY YOU RETARDED COCKSUCKER

pic related

>>28155043
Yeah, me too. Capslock is too mainstream

>>28154971
I would be all, "Man that's FUCKING SWEET! I can't believe the world is made of donuts!"

>>28155043
oh god
the autism just keeps getting stronger and stronger

>>28155038
So you're upset we're getting in the way of your fart threads and your Hathor threads and your Moon Over June threads and your Chrischan threads? Blow it out your cunt, bitch.

I quit working on MLP because of /co/.

Thanks for perverting my dreams you horsefuckers.

>>28155040
do you have the full comic by any chance? The one with thor and spiderman

>>28155038
>thinking that anything anyone else is doing in this thread is as pathetic as his bitching and moaning

>>28155098
honk HONK honk HONK honk HONK

>>28155038
Your point?
Go cry some more, summerfag.
At least we're not spending our time trying to stop said fat virgin neckbeard basement dweller autists.
If we're that pathetic, that would make you ever worse for wasting your time on us.

>>28155098
we're past the bump limit you don't need to sage

>>28155042
God damn, doesnt anyone know the Candlejack episode of Freakazoid. I mean really guys, how fu

Gosh I just went to check out the awesome newly redesigned, brony-free blog at DerpyHooves.com for five minutes and someone goes and drops a metric fuckton of buttmad on this thread.

>>28155101
as if anyone would like the show anyway
faust you're a talentless bitch and i hope you die relatively young

>>28155098
>Talking about autism
>saging a thread with more than 300 posts

Dear Princess Celestia,

I got teen pregnant! I was at a party and used a dirty pony-pot needle! What do I do now?

Your Faithful Student,
Twilight Sparkle

>>28155098
YOU KNOW WHATS STRONGER
MY DICK THAT'S WHAT

I'm a fan of this show and I must say you guys have ruined the best thing to happen to me in the last 4 years, thanks alot faggots.

>>28155038
No, I meant why do you care if an innocuous roflbot logo is on a picture? You could only see it if you looked for it.

>mfw this thread

>>28155142
oh god
is that fucking jade

>>28155151
>letting other people ruin what you like

Don't be so beta

>>28155151
>letting people on the internet ruin something for you

>>28155142
lol the only good thing about homestuck is the porn

>>28155151
HAHA YOU ACTUALLY LIKED THE SHOW FURFAG IN DENIAL EVERYONE CAN I GET A ROUND OF APPLAUSE?

>>28155151

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned that when a troll invades a Pony thread, you should just click on Hide.

Your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle

>>28155135

"sage" is obviously an expression of hate and not just a non-bumping tool.

It's true because /b/ taught them.

>>28154971
Then I might actually go outside.

>>28155184

>>28155151
>likes the show
>doesn't like the porn
>confirmed for homosex

>>28155160
Are you fucking roleplaying Dave in a pony thread?
That's fucking pathetic.
>>28155181
Homestuck porn is terrible. It's all aged up anti-pedo propaganda.

>>28155184
Hey, I got a secret
Loony Tunes is more anthro than this

>>28155184
>implying you are not, in fact, samefagging

Somebody wanted a Dashie.
Here you go.

>>28155139

My faithful student,

FALCON KICK!

>>28155196
How did a simple herb get turned into a form of hate?

>>28155201
no i just use this name to piss everyone off
look in the archives if you want the story behind it

Sage for the sage god.

Dear Princess Celestia,

My cactus is pointy, what the f?

Your Faithful Student,
Twilight Sparkle

hey guys rate my new porno pic

Dead Princess Celestia,

Sure is buttfrustrated summerfags around here.

Your most faithful icecream topping,
Twilight Sprinkles.

>>28155197
That picture looks so much like me that it could be my Dad.

>>28155223
it looked so much better before it was inked

>>28155246
Hey fluffy! Can I request a picture of scootaloo with her parents?
>pic related

>>28155212
>implying looney toons is popular for any reason other than furfags getting off to it

>>28155246
Take your attention whoring drama bullshit to ponychan or fimchan tripfag, they eat that shit right up.

>>28155278
no it didn't

>>28155252
>Most awkward run in with dad ever.

>>28155223
Bueno

>>28155279
Are they in the chicken pot pie?

>>28155278
That always happens with MS drawings and rookie inkers/colorists. Krek's the worst.

>>28155287
...yeahhh you just exposed yourself as a really bad troll, you had a nice run though, lots of replies

>>28155223
holy shit you did a terrible job nanaki
i am disapoint
haha just kidding, my opinion for you could not possibly go any lower

>>28155289
Yes it did. That inking job is horrible.

>>28155238
Twilight Sparkle, we'll assume you're lying.
Surround your cactus with lemons, this will startle it.
Quick, blow smoke in it's face.
It will cough every time.
And you're done

>>28155287

>>28155291
>Most awesome run in with my Dad ever.
Fixed.

>>28155128

>>28155288
>implying you're not being an attention whore right now

Dear Princess Celestia:

I finally did it... I finally fucked that marker...

Your Faithful Student,
Twilight Sparkle