>posting in a pony thread
Sounds cool.

>>28143767
Where in the world IS Gilda?

Also I just realized that I have no Gilda pics.

>>28143807
Let's fix this.

>>28143807
dweeb

>>28143865
OTP

Okay, that's enough Gilda for now.

I would love some fic requests if any would like to throw some my way - nothing in my line-up of ideas is sparking my interest, and more to throw around is always good.

In return, the best griffon picture I have.

>>28143805
Ah, this image is almost perfect. It should have been Carrot Top and Derpy though. I love it though, so nice.

Someone do a fanfic for it. Who should be the host that has witty banter with Zecora? Celestia?

>>28143888
Coloured

>>28143865
oh man i love that

>>28143895
Sweetie Belle's day off.

With no CMC and no supervision, can Spike and SB enjoy a day together?

Am i the only one that thought Gilda was dashes pet before she started talking?

i've got one last gilda pic

What's Equestria's national anthem?

>>28143958
Kloudmoot can't art

>>28143954
she's still fat

>>28143957
The theme tune, duh

From R.O. on his stream

>>28143954
Since you seem to be the only one doing it, could you please stop posting that guy's art? It's objectively awful.

>>28143939
Added, keep 'em coming folks.

>>28143975
i like her like that though.

GILDA THREAD?! FUCK YES

i was about to order these rarity socks but then i realized the head is fucked up

>>28144005
she looks so fucking weird

We're here to talk about ponies not Griffons

>>28143991
No.

>>28143888
do female breasts really look like that naked... interesting LOL

>>28144025
Griffons are the better ponies

>>28144025
Can it dweebs.

>>28144016
i didn't even notice until you said it.

the brain is an interesting thing.

Some Gilda looks get all of my UNFs

>>28144046
did... did you just write that?

>>28144047
>>28144055
>Griffons

there's more than one?
gross

Gilda is cool because she isn't Trixie

>>28144067
yeah ive never seen any

>>28144046
What do you expect? they're basically bags of fat.

>>28144078
This is too true

>>28144083
Never watched porn?

>>28144074
there's anthrogriffons

Fic requests, you dweebs!

>>28144096
all those sluts have boob jobs that's not real boobs

>>28144083
How have you posted on this site an dever seen a single pair of tits?

>>28144085
>Fat girl's tits
>FATONTOPOFFATONTOPOFFATONTOPOFFATONTOPOFFATONTOPOFFATONTOPOFFATONTOPOFFATONTOPOFFAT...

>>28144107
Don't

>>28144078

>>28144100

>>28144116
Not all of them are fake, mate.

>>28144096
nah i dont watch it.. hypothetically its too hard to watch porn in my house without being caught anyway

>>28144100
Ssonic often draws terrible proportions

>>28144155
>This is canon
>After Pinkie Pie left the library, Gilda popped in and raped Spike

>>28144003
Gilda's big sister being a fucking bitch to her, making her cry and beg her mom to let her go to flight camp

>>28144115
Pony Chris Hansen x Rainbow Dash

>>28144116
Dude, there's armature porn, and not all of them are fake.
Can someone direct this anon for me?

>>28144121
but that's why you like girls, because they're soft, right? And fat is also soft. More fat = softer.

You telling me you wouldn't marry this adorable little piglet?

>>28144003
Pinkie and Fluttershy only have a week to steal 50 cars, and they need gilda's help if they don't ant to be gunned down by the mob.

Along the way, gilda comes face to face with the car she could ever manage to steal, the 1973 Ford Mustang Mach 1

>>28144189
I meant to type amateur...

>>28144220

>>28144232
>>28144189
>armature porn
Sign me up!

Can't get enough of those walking tanks.

>>28144115
humanized Gilda x Pinkie

>>28143984
I've been staring at this picture and I just don't fucking get what's happening, is Luna being held aloft by Celestia's pussy wings?

'sup?

>>28144266
Luna is glued to Celestia's ass

>>28144220
It might be the angle, but she doesn't really look all that fat.

>>28144296
well that's a sticky situatioin

>>28144220
Nah, I like chubby girls. They're hot.
But it's the cows I dislike.

I want to place my penis inside a woman how do I mdo it

posting best ship

Maybe ponies should just stay friends with griffons

>>28144341
rape

>>28144341
Chloroform

>>28144334
I dislike the crazy skinny and crazy overweight. But there is a beauty in those chubby gals.

>>28144351
no i hase to be legale

>>28144341
You talk to them.

Is it really that hard for you guys?

>>28144334
"Cows" need to study proper makeup application and hair care.

>>28144348
That's not Appledash at all!

>>28144319
She just has some mighty hips

>>28144370
Don't get caught.

>>28143984
"Hey Luna, I need you to cover my ass."

>>28144370
stay a virgin and get women in your dreams (who laugh about your small penis)

>>28144380
just because i dont get caught doesnt mean its legal

>talking about real women in pony thread

come on guys

post poni

a griffon is fine too

>>28144371
>Is it really that hard for you guys?
Yeah I havent spoken to a female my age in like a month.. and that was just a cashier at a store

>>28144319
we can go fatter
delicious squashed underboob~

>>28144258
What was the tank's name in Red vs. Blue? She was hot

>>28143478
> Dude, I drew the picture. I don't know what's going on.
> Are you the guy that was going to send me a note?
Oh yes then, sorry. Yeah, just was telling I'd send the note.

>>28144371
I like to think most anon are have some kind of social self destructive tendency.

>>28144363
Chubby girls are just artistically hotter.

y no gilda cosplay

Also which character would you dress as.

Seriously... I would make a complicated steven magnet costume

>>28144426
Sheila?

She had a nice voice.

>>28144378
Dem hips indeed.

To be honest, I'm imagining that's what humanized Twilight would look like.

I want to be a Griffon!

>>28144443
>cosplaying

>>28144220
No, I'd like a date, maybe, if she wasn't a jerk.

Fatness indicate poor diet which is not fun to be around. Not everyone who has a poor diet is fat, but everyone who is big has a poor diet.

>>28144430
I happen to be a sucker for "child-bearing hips" personally. Also a perfectly plump posterior...

ponychub time?

>>28144443
I think I could pull off pony joe

>>28143984
Oh god RO I just noticed what that is. I love you

>>28144430

>>28144371
Yes. I've somehow gotten it into my head that I'm a scary person just because I'm tall. Oh, and my roommate's girlfriend being absolutely terrified of me doesn't help.

And then there's the fact that 6 of the 7 girls I've ever asked out were already in a relationship, and the other one left me emotionally scarred and ruined about a year college for me because of it.

>>28144461
Shit I read it in his voice

>>28144453
Borderline chubby because she does fuck all but study all day?

Also probably well-endowed due to magic.

>>28144487
lol fag
the only reason i cant talk to women is because they all think i look like a rapist
so i have a good raeson

>>28144487
See? Self-destructive.
Anon you've gotta have faith in yourself!! Your greatest enemy is your own inhibitions!!

That's it.

I don't know how many Gilda pictures I have that haven't been posted but that's enough for me.

>>28144500
>Derpy
>His
>voice

>>28144500
So did... oh wait a minute, I never played the game.

>>28144411
>work in baby store
>see lots of lovely women
>including co-workers
>all having children or really wanting children


It is quite bittersweet. But yours is just bitter.

something that always got me was when guys complain about pushup bras. Why? the tits look amazing, and the bra is so hardpacked and warm, it's amazing.

>>28144220
>>28144220
>>28144421
what the fuck is this /soc/? go be pig disgusting fat over there

>>28144487
Where the hell do you live?
I'm tall and everyone loves me because of it.

How tall are ya? 6'7" here.

>>28144531

Gilda gets her own episode.
What's it about?

>>28144443

I don't have the body to cosplay accurately as anyone.

The closest I could hope is probably Pony Joe, since he has a more rounded head shape and jaw line and I have a double-chin thing going on because lolfat

>>28144463
It can make people kinda crazy, yea? Everyone underestimates the psychological effects of all those wacky chemicals in our food, especially the cheapy fatty overprocessed stuff.

>>28144376
exactly, Appledash is not the best ship

>>28144371
Lets see the only girl who has shown any interest in me, turned out to be doing it to get back at my sister some how.

>>28144487
Time to stop looking at occupied targets.

Lower your standards. Get skills with women. Maybe learn to be more pleasant around in the process. Then work your way up.

>>28144550
Ah... I've yet to play this

>>28144549
6'8". I don't talk enough for everybody to love me, and when I DO talk, my voice is deep enough that if anybody else is talking nobody can hear me.

>>28144563
Madness.

>>28144487
>>>ponychan.net/oat/

>>28144565
Don't go clubbing.

>>28144553

She goes to catch up and hand out with one of her old friends, but some crazy pony tries to get in between them.

>>28144592
Can't. It's too fun.

>>28144579
Do you drink? I seem to talk better with a beer or two in my stomach.

So I guess no one is posting ponychubs?

>>28144609
That's stupid. That shit will never fly.

>>28144633
No, I have no sense of smell so the taste of alcohol completely overwhelms anything else in the drink.

Getting a bit uncomfortably ponychan in here. Can somebody post some porn to even it out?

>Muscled ponies.
My little bodybuilder. Now that is hilarious.

>>28144642
no

>>28144628
>clubbing
>fun
pick one

>>28144554
>Pony Joe
>The only girl he's ever talked to is Twilight
>foreverajoe

>>28144477
what is it?

>>28144642
Grypchubs are better

>>28144644
gilda already got her episode and she was a bitch in it and now nobody cares about her anymore

>>28144586
indeed, you have to be mad to ship something like Appledash

>>28144514
Basically. I mean, all she has really done is read. She had no social life and basically no reason at all to stay in any kind of shape.

I'll tell you this right now.

Gilda was a total unloveable bitch, she was designed to be hated, and no amount of fanon or porn can fix that.

>>28144706
its like you read my mind and posted it

>>28144696
You know she climbed a mountain right?
Not even a regular mountain, but a sharp, steep mountain!
I don't think she's that chubby.

>>28144706
yeah, so?

>>28144644
>>28144644
hey klondike, did you do the serph pony?

>>28144706
Mah nigga

>>28144706
Same thing with Trixie

>>28144706
>>28144719
So what does it mean when a little girl, an actual member of the target audience, likes the character?

>>28144453
this is the most accurate to real life Human twilight i got

>>28144706

But I love her because she's an unlovable bitch!

>>28144767
Then they have an opinion. Scary right?

>>28144750
Trixie's dialogue isn't quite as cringe-worthy as Gilda's though.

>>28144706
You act like there's a lot of porn, or that people don't love unlovable bitches

>>28144658

It's kinda funny how Joe knew Twilight by name, as though she were a regular.
Doughnut bars, for the sake of comedy, are equivalent to our bars, judging from the dialogue between Joe and Spike. Rewind the clocks, and people were having fun theories that Twilight is an alcoholic because she goes right for the cup.

>>28144723
This and she also participated in the "falling of the leaves" race.

>>28144729
No. I'm never finishing that bullshit request. You should feel bad for asking for it.

I posted yesterday like I said I would. I can't help but feel I messed him up though.

>>28144791
Reminds me of our most accurate human twilight to date

It would be a nice plot If Gilda needed help from RD and returns to Ponyville asking for forgiveness, but no one wants to see her and finaly is Fluttershy the one who understand Gildas predicament and convince the rest to help her

>>28144791
Salt = alcohol.
The donut shop was more like a cannabis cafe.

>>28144791
Exams can do this to a young girl, man. Just imagine the stress she was going through. She was Celestia's prized student. Failure was not an option. Who knew what Celestia wold do to her.
Maybe even banish her to the moon!

>>28144805
>falling

...running, I meant.

>>28144827
holy shit go get faust on the phone

>>28144723
That's true. I've never climbed a mountain, but I wouldn't expect it to be easy. I'm still going to think of her as being kind of thick at least.

>>28144805
She basically walked most of that.

>>28144579
>6'8"
fuck you I'm only 6'2"
I hate being this short :(

I'm gonna say it again.
>2011
>Not on the Twilight X Pony Joe ship.
This ship has got rocket boosters and radar and when it sinks, it transforms into a submarine.

>>28144844
I thought she wasn't with Hasbro anymore? What with her Galaxy Girls project.

i usualy imagine twilight looking similair to this.

>>28144791
She is a total... sugarholic? What ever, point is she propably hits the bottle pretty hard every now and then.

>>28144827
And then every Gilda fan hates her for not being a bitch anymore.
She can't appear in another episode without a major change in her personality.

guys
is it normal if my dick goes from 2 inches to 6 inches when i bonner

>>28144865

>Being on the Twilight x Pony Joe ship
>In 2011

>>28144820
awww yeah

hmmm pheraphs the water crown should go in the cutie mark place, but then again it has clothes so it wouldnt be visible

>>28144896
Yeah that's what I thought too. If he was naked I would totally put it there.
>>28144895
ROCKET BOOSTERS MAN

>>28144686
I know, right? AJ is taken

>>28144893
no the extra 4 inches are cancer you'lll have to amputate them

badass gilda

>>28144882
Look, she still is a bitch, but she needs really needs help. Fluttershy being nice to everyone is the only reason she helps

>>28144931
oh no are u serius

>>28144791
Pony Joe was there for her on those cold winter nights when a book just wasn't enough to drown the loneliness. She'd wake up the next morning covered in light sprinklings of sugar, with Spike lying next to her, having collapsed straight after dragging her back to her house.

>>28144550
>>28144461

>>28144642
Would if I could, sadly I have none.

I have this, though.

>>28144882
she can still be bad; that's why it would be so dificult to her to apologise and recognize she needs help, once the problem is fixed, she can go back to be a bitch again

>>28144865
>When it sinks

See, the very basic qualification of a GOOD ship is that it is supposed to float and, you know, NOT SINK... So I'm not entirely convinced.

And fuck shipping anyways, I prefer my feet on the land.

>>28144965
oh god... Spike abuse. ITS STARTING!!!!

>>28144979
The only ship I will join is a airship

Klondike why you so funny guy

>>28144974
Here, have one.

>>28144979
No but see. When a ship sinks, it can not function properly. This ship adapts to survive and keeps going.
ROCKET BOOSTERS MAN

>>28144996
That's not abuse, that's spike being a good friend.

He KNEW it when it was abuse - Twilight learned from the best.

one day pony jose was having sex with a can of coffee beans and then twisted sprinkle came in and he got a double boner which is a special boner where you grow an extra cock and tricycle starkill gave him a blowjob and then she used a portal to transport her anus onto his other penis so he was ramming her from both ends at once and then he came and the two globs of semen shot through her body like a particle accelerator and when they collided in the middle of her digestive tract they created a higgs boson but they also made a black hole and equestria was destroyed instantly the end

>>28144922
yes
yesterday I was reading a fic where AJ and Rarity remember when they accidentally kissed back when they were foals

then AJ left to manehattan

>>28145053
>pony jose
We need this drawn

Why is there no Pony Joe and Twilight pictures?

>>28145007
Because I love you that's why.
Also this ship also has Rocket boosters.
And a robot claw that tears up ships around it.

>>28145061
I also read this
simply because there is not enough AJxRarity

>>28144996
no we're still in the middle of sweetabuse and we haven't even started applebuse yet

>>28145083
Fuck your Rocket Boosters man. They suck!

>>28145040
FFFFFFFFFUCK YOU AND YOUR BOOSTERS. MAN.

>>28145053

>tricycle starkill

I lost it.

so how about sum lesbian lolitas

>>28145096
Apple Bloom was preemptively abused by Applejack and Big Macintosh when they had sex thus giving her a bunch of deleterious genes from their incesty incest

>>28145107
>>28145108

FUCKYOURBOOSTERSmind

I have no idea what's going on anymore.

PONY SHIP CHALLENGE TIME

The creators of MLP, constantly annoyed by fans shipping their characters decide to troll everyone by promoting the LEAST LIKELIEST SHIP EVER in the newest episode of Season 2 in an attempt to sink the popular ones.

Who are the ones being shipped, and how do they make it adorable?

Normal mode: Any characters
Hard Mode: Main 6 only
Nightmare Mode: Make it plausible

Palcomix's "Pinky's [sic] Porntastic Party" updated today.

spoiler: it's going to be terrible

>>28145148
>Palcomix
>not terrible

pick up to one

>>28145144
Rarity and Hoity Toity
RD with Soarin
Fluttershy with Big Mac
Twilight with... well we can have Pinkie and... But Aj goes well with... FUCK

>>28145107
>>28145108
>>28145137
>2011
>Not liking Rocket Boosters
Planet is dead anyway, we might as well fuck up the ozone with a BANG

>>28145144
>plausible unpopular ship between the main characters
Most of the popular ones are popular because they ARE (almost) plausible

but fine, Rarity x Pinkie. They bond over Rarity being annoyed at how bad at tic tac toe she is, and wants pinkie to teach her her secrets.

Btw are the scrunchie face ponies actually in the show or are they shopped in?

>>28145148
Ugh.
Come on, today's been alright so far.
Don't bring PalComix into this.

>>28145144
Scootaloo and Mr. Cake
it was rape

>>28145144
Granny Smith x Owlowiscious

>>28145116

You just posted the only picture I had of them.

I love that picture though.

>>28145196
I raged so hard I broke my mouse, 10/10

>>28145203
What is Palcomix.

>>28145211
THIS

>>28145196
theyre all shopped in how could u not know this LOL dumpass wath the fukcing shows

>>28145196
gk i am disappoint

>>28145148

This is pretty bad, even by palcomix standards.

>>28145258
>palcomix
>standards

>>28145211
>"Three bits? Lame. I really wanted that strudel."
>"You can pay another way, hun."
>"Really? How"

And thus begins the darkest part of scoots life.

>>28145193
>green text
>year

Rocket boosters are old-fashioned shit nowadays.
It's all about FTL drives and stuff.

>>28145279
>implying Scootaloo wasn't the rapist

>>28145258
I've seen way worse from the same people

>>28145257
I don't know shit man I dont come here often.

>that feel when someday all the awesome people will come back and these threads will be better

>>28145328

>>28145328

>>28145328
That's like waiting a rainbow and a sonicboom to happen at the same time.

>>28145328
I can't wait until Anonymous comes back he was so witty and interesting.

>at the gala a giant pie costs 3 bits
>at the applestand in ponyville a single apple costs 5 bits

the fuck are you doing applejack. no wonder your family is poor and everything is falling a part.

>>28145380
This image interests me. Got any similar?

Stop it, ponies! You ruin everithing!

>>28145328
Some good people are still around.

Not many, but some.

>>28145328
So you want febuary back?

>>28145382

>>28145279
>implying she didn't enjoy it

>>28145325
Scrunchy faces I think are short moments in facial animation where the characters say something starting with an f or something like that. I'm not really sure.

>>28145285
Get out of here with your schematics and futuroraristic drives

>>28145328
Awesome people as in...?

>>28145402
She's no good at those fancy mathematics.

>>28145328
>and the feel when you build up such a grand image in your head that when the time comes, it isn't even close to as good as you wanted.

>>28145325
Scrunchy faces are indeed in the show

God I wish I could work for palcomix just to make them better

>>28145422
Oh my stars and garters that's hitting my Daw buttons with a wrecking ball

>>28145402
Supply and demand - she's the sole provider of apples and apple accessories for ponyville, not so in canterlot.

>>28145402
No way, really?

How the fuck did she think selling them cheaper at the most luxurious party ever would be a good idea?

>>28145439
The pony should have Rarity's cutie mark.

>>28145441
>Every monday-thursday before a new episode ever.
Remember people think an episode was going to be super epic?

>>28145328
http://archive.no-ip.org/co/thread/20460984

>>28145479
And a purple horn.

>>28145479
im on it

>>28145422
I don't really remember february

but maybe yes.


December threads were a lot friendly, not the ponychan kind of obsessive friendly, but still very friendly and happy.

>>28145493
...Odd. Try this instead:
http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:http://archive.no-ip.org/co/thread/20460984

>>28145506
February was when everybody got banned.

This has been a fairly decent thread so far, I'm pleased with you people.

I mean, I've had porn ready for 2 hours and haven't had a peek at that shit yet... I have delayed fapping because of this thread. That has to mean something.

>>28145494
no, Twilight's butt symbol is there

>>28145500
Fluttershy's eyes?

>>28145506
I hopped in during the airing of the accidental pre release of Winter Wrap Up. Things were pretty cool, and lots of art was being generated by awesome anon/tripbros.

>>28145432
>"Did ya hear? Sugar-Cube Corner has a new sweet?"
>"What's it called?"
>"Scoot Eclair"

>>28145552
Griffon ass
Me no gusta

>>28145328
Sunny days seem to hurt the most
I wear the pain like a heavy coat
The only thing that gives me hope
Is I know I'll see you again someday

>>28145570
Faceless make a why boner of femsnails

>>28145587
That's diamond-dog ass.

WHY DO I KNOW THAT
oh wait I'm me.

>>28145590
lol, someone shopped Hoppip on that pic.

>>28145608
N-no.

mustn't. vowed.

>>28144820
fina-fucking-lly, thank you for your efforts klondike, it's pretty damn good
all i'm saying is that ou could stand to thin the neck out a fair bit and make the head a little less rounded, maybe
also what's up with that nose, man, and is it just me or is he missing an ear

>>28145489
I was the opposite I always expected the next episode and all episodes following to suck

>>28145538
It means so much to me to have anon's seal of approval. I am overjoyed now

Why do Snips and Snails exist?

They're just... annoying. And not even in the funny way.

>>28145622
Yeah I did. Hoppip was sad so I put her in.
>>28145590
My OC is next to MM. They totally left that place in the middle of the show and got some icecream sandwiches for everyone..

>>28145652
No, whats impressive is we got him to stop fapping

>>28145183
WHERE IN THE WORLD IS KAAARRRLLL ROOOOVE

>>28145634
Yeah I know. Iwasn't sure about all of those things mentioned. I sorry

So are there any single ladies in the thread today
let me know

>>28145633
Aww c'mon, please???

>>28145720
I lost it.

>>28145695
don't be sorry, man, it's a great pic and you made the effort, thank you

The porn levels in this thread are low.

You know what we're doing right now?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8jaMEDE0C0

>>28145720
Would all the single ladies put their hands up?
I got the song in my head, you should too fags

>>28145667
AND BY THAT YOU MEAN THEY HAD SEX RIGHT?!

>>28145720
yes

>>28145720
Oh Anonymous! Your so silly sometimes.

i just fapped so i will be bored of porn for the next few hours

>>28145737
N-no.

no.

GET ON FLOCKDRAW
http://py-bot.com/apps/flockmod.swf
Room: MLP

Draw lesbian ponies

Back on topic

What kind of loving tender things would you do to Gilda if she let you?

>>28145766
wait really?
how old

>>28145811
Grope and nuzzle in her chest feathers..seriously.
>>28145765
No.

>>28145811
give her a pat on her head or back whichever she preferred I suppose. Or go on a ride that would be very fun

>>28145759
I don't know how that song goes because I'm not a nigger

>>28145811
I'd smack her if she wasn't a woman

>>28145811
I have a feeling I would watch football with her television.

>>28145811
I'd ride her all night long, if you know what I mean.
I mean I'd sit on her back as she flied.

>>28145839

>>28145839

>>28145839

>>28145839

>>28145839

>>28145839

>>28145402
Applejack was selling at a discount so that her product would be sold and have wide spread appeal in a new market.

Word of mouth works wonders.

After she had established her products and possibly gotten a contract with a local baked goods store she'd probably increase prices.

In ponyville applejack has a monopoly and sells at more standard prices. probably slilghtly inflated so that she can re-invest into ponyville (building a new barn would help local construction ponies for example)

>>28145811
Oh and that filename was a joke from before I had yet to change. I don't think of Gilda so objectively, we would be buds. I would date if she was willing though