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07/27/11(Wed)18:23 No.28118400>>28117813 Scootaloo action adventure with zombies
Light shone in the darkness as the silo door clattered to the floor. In stepped Scooter and Pinkie, headbusters at the ready. But there was only hay. Golden, delicious hay, fresh and dry and blessedly free of rot. "Yay!" giggled Pinkie, "We got some food!" She smiled as she dove face-first into the nearest stack.
Scooter calmly walked to the second-nearest stack and started eating, an eye on the door and her headbuster within reach. Then they drank magically purified water from the farmhouse, using the necklace of blue gems they'd taken off a relatively fresh unicorn zombie four towns over. Then they broke the staircase from above, and lay down to sleep in real beds. "So," asked Scooter, "What do we do if any dragons get zombified? Do we even have a chance?"
Pinkie sighed contentedly. "What we have is a laughing chance. That's all we've ever had, really." Scooter sat up, unable to form a response. But there was only snoring from the next bed. "Heh," she laughed. "Good night, Pinkie Pie." |