nope
trixie thread

heresy

SCRUNCH THREAD

Her wings are so pretty.

What rituals must ponies do every day to worship they princess goddess?

Y R U GUISE SO MEEN?

WRINKLE HOOF THREAD

Nope
Fluttershy's father thre-
Wait, no that's a dead topic.

What is this...

I don't even . . .

>>28083571
JESUS CHRIST HOW HORRIFYING

>>28083570
I'm not mean in the least, never have been

>>28083556
I really need a picture of Pinkie scrunching

Only Celestia has the brains to rule the Equestria system

If she's a princess why does she sound like an old hag?

so, we making children cry again?

why?

>>28083571
I have such a wrinkly boner right now

You fools, you mill about in your disarray,
I tell you, we should do this thing my way.
The thing about these general threads, you see,
is they're all so much better when they're all about me.

>>28083636
Because it's Tuesday?

>>28083636
we are? I thought this was about ponies.

Alright guise, Posted it on ponychan

>>28083614
Nice troll.

But seriously, Celesia's VA is awesome. She's the only one I don't wince at when she says "my little ponies" in dialogue. She does sound regal and wise.

>month long ban
>for this, of all things

ponychans filter can actually suck my greasy cock

COLTCUDDLER S

So if you were a pony, what would you want your Mane/Coat colors to be?

I'd probably have a blue coat with a black mane styled like Dr. Whooves' mane is.

>>28083609
Cheerilee is best teacher pony

>>28083652
I find the idea of a Zecora thread rather appealing. Please continue.

>>28083636
I thought children liked ponies...

... I thought it was funny

>>28083613
she aint Andross
>>28083614
she does not
>>28083636
nowhere is that in this thread

>>28083673
You cared enough to bother posting in that shithole. :V

>>28083673
well, inb4
"you made a thread about it, so you care"

you should have said something like
"I don't care, this isn't ponies"

>>28083679

White coat, black or brown mane, brown eyes.

>>28083699
That made my day.

>Celestia
>kind
>loving

>>28083697
He sees the light!
He sees I'm right!
Obvious to all those with functioning sight.
With pony threads everything ends a mess
But in zebra threads, everyone agrees that I'm the best.

>>28083714
Heretic! you shall be hanged for your sins!

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>>28083673

>image name

>>28083699
>user was imprisoned on the moon for a thousand years for this post

whyd they do that its stupid

>>28083679
FUCK OFF

>>28083699

http://www.livestream.com/cartoonyartchannel
Once again, some FIMchan artist streaming ponies

I'm not up to date on the FIMartists outside the usual streamers that post here on the generals though

Think this one goes by CT on FIMchan

>>28083679
White people colored coat, brown hair.

I can't be the only one who is actually quite disgusted by this image.

>>28083714
FUCK YOU! AND FUCK YOUR M.....AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

>>28083771
I know right? a thousand years on the moon is like, one and a half days earth-time. tops.

Celestia's my favorite. I love motherly characters.

>>28083751

>>28083782
Please tell me there aren't any more...

>>28083817
Just found it. Let's hope not.

>>28083782
What did I do wrong?

>>28083809

>>28083799
Actually about 83.33 earth years, if my jesus math is correct. It rarely is.

>>28083782
>People wishing they could be with ponies
Don't act like you haven't been there.

>>28083804
I always imagine them as Luna's size when Nightmare Moon, so Celestia's just this tiny thing in comparison, scared and not certain of what she's doing when she unleashes the Elements.

BUT IT'S THE SIZE OF A DOG.

>>28083817
FOOL! There's ALWAYS more!

Oh oh oh, someone should say something like "Kims' father died for her sins. God smote the loin which gave birth to the Dyke."

story time
>pic

>>28083799
what do you count a moon year as here? A revolution round the earth?

>>28083782
You most certainly aren't...

>>28083874
whatponychanactuallymeanswhentheysayloveandtolerance.jpg

>>28083851
>Jesus math

This made my day

>>28083874

>implying she wouldn't just run off after seeing the dead bodies crying like the little bitch she is

>>28083860

This sound pretty cool, i hope they talk about this in the show.

if his name is dyke ass, why is ranbow dosh plot not being posted?

>>28083782
>>28083920
I know right? It's disgusting how little cock she's gulping down her greedy throat.

>>28083782
What the fuck.
Ponies have to be taller then that.
I am picturing Celestia to stand eye level with an average human.

>>28083866
That sure is one _little_ pony.

>>28083782
That's incredibly sad and pathetic. Horsefuckers prove once again that they are the most deranged and mentally unhealthy people on this planet.

>>28083950
Ah.. these threads just wouldn't be the same without you, Faceless.

>>28083673
link?

>>28083971
somebody did the maths with apples, it put them at about that height when they're on all fours.

I think that image of rainbow dash dancing with a human may not be accurate to the source material!

>>28083839
her hindlegs look to small compared to that huge foreleg. and the eyes look a little to oval in shape

>>28084007
already deleted

>>28083860
I hope she's the twilight sparkle of her elements. So there are five more

>>28083992
Just saved this image today and I'm already putting it to good use!

>>28083992
Seriously.
Who the fuck wears a dress shirt, slacks and a tie for no goddamn reason?

>die
>find out that my son likes ponies
>my face when

>>28083874
>Gmod with no AA

>>28083874
well, fuck, the other comics are too large...

Alright, so here is what happened guise

Not exactly as epic as I expected

>>28084022
BULLSHIT, PONYCHAN.

So i just joined http://rainbowdash.net/

and the group near my location is planning a meet up soon. I'm perfectly normal and socially fine.

But im worried about being near these people, despite being a brony myself i have no idea what to expect from other bronies. I might show up and everyones wearing pony fursuits or some shit.

Should i go /co/?

>>28084044
HAAAA HAAHAHAHAHAAHA
OH FUCK

>>28084033
This is always how they react too, when you call them out on their illness. Got any more witty reaction images for me you wretched zoophile?

>>28084034
I do . . .

>>28083852
>Don't act like you haven't been there.
I haven't. I'm not a goddamn furfag either. You can enjoy a show without wanting to fuck the characters you know. Go get yourself a real girlfriend other than your hand.

>>28084065
Dude, no. Don't do it. Meetups of any kind (and I include conventions in this statement) are 75% completely crazy people. Not fun-crazy. Scary-crazy.

>>28084065
I forgot all about that website. I made an account there and used it while I was banned from here a few months ago. That site is mondo lame.

>>28084065
>Get picture taken
>Plastered all over /co/ with fat, smelly neckbeards.
>Mocked forever.
>Loose job
>Father gets killed.

>>28084065
go, bring a knife, and run if everyone there freaks you out.

>>28083699
What was this comment a response to?

>>28084113
>Bring a knife
>Run
That's not what the knife is telling me to do.

>>28084100
>lose job
>father gets killed

>everybody else's face when

>>28084065
Watch from a distance and get a feel for it.

If you do go and participate, make sure none of them follow you home.

>>28084146
Always listen to the knife, anonymous. It knows better.

HAHAHA, OH WOW.

>>28084065
Try and find some way of imposing a dress code. At least a polo shirt and slacks.

>>28084065
DON'T
DON'T
DON'T
DON'T
DON'T.
BAD.

You know what, I went on a 'Brony meet' in London. Jesus Cock Nipples they were fucking disgusting people. Greasy, spots, braces, HUHRRR all over the place. Got the fuck out of there quick.

>>28084120
http://www.ponychan.net/chan/chat/res/36286073.html

>>28084034
YOUR MOM

>>28083942
but she already finished the job, besides, respawn yo

>>28084065
Why join the group if you don't want to go to meetup? Just do it, they might even have sandwiches

>>28084146
The knife doesn't talk. Jesus you are just as crazy as the voices in my head

♪Oh you know you can't go on when you've lost someone dear, but wherever you go you know that person's just as near, in your heart the memory lives on as you skip forth in life with a giddy smiiiiile---!♪

♪Because you're rich yeah that's right, the ol' sucker wrote you in his will! You're rich yeah that's right, a bucket of lard he kicked! Oh he's gone now but don't be mopey, money filling your pockets you go 'okie dokie loki'!♪

♪But don't think you're being disrespecting towards your late, because all he wants is to congratulate, your survival past him is a big surprise, how you managed your ADD test with two lazy eyeeesss...!♪

♪Because you're rich yeah that's right, the ol' sucker wrote you in his will! You're rich yeah that's right, a bucket of lard he kicked! Oh he's gone now but don't be mopey, money filling your pockets you go 'okie dokie loki'!♪

-Dedicated to: Kim Fluttershy Dykas

>>28084065
Absolutely not. Did you even see the pictures from previous meetups?

http://www.rainymood.com/

>>28084120
it was a comment on the ponychan kids father who got killed by that norwegian nazi massmurderer.

>>28084166
THAT WILL TEACH YOU FAGGOTS TO GIVE KIM DYKEASS GOOD ADVICE

Support from family and friends. In REAL life. Fucking seriously.

HEY GUISE, I ACTUALLY DID GET BANNED!!!
:D

>Glenn Beck compares the Labour Party camp to some Hitler Youth thing
>but Tea Party camps are okay

>conservafags

>playing a fun game of lets go to ponychan be retarded and get banned
like juice i'll be back

>>28084034
Adults so. The reason is called HAVING DIGNITY.

>>28084275
IF GOD WANTED ME TO HAVE DIGNITY MY PENIS WOULD HAVE COME WITH A TIE

>INB4 we all get banned for raiding

>>28084265
How was >>28084166 being retarded?

>>28084249
no one cares

>>28084265
no one likes you either

>>28084301
God wants you to have free will.

It's up to you if you want to have "dignity" or not

>>28084302
>Raiding.
Please, that thread is deader than Fluttershys dad.

>>28084301
Oh hey soldjah, your pancakes are DELICIOUS!

CAN WE NOT TALK ABOUT PONYCHAN PRETTY PLEASE?

>>28084166
UNACCEPTABLE! NAUGHTY STOOL!

>>28084265
Oh no!!!
What ever shall we do without Bravespark?!?!

>>28084341
Seconded.

>>28084341
Come on, this is way too fun for us to just stop!

>>28084249
that's honestly epic as hell bro, saved for future generations

>>28084341

Fluttershy is now an earthie and Pinkie is a pegasus, as Faust had originally designed them.

Does this make season 1 better, worse, the same?

This thread is a good indication of how pathetic you all are, the worst of the worst lower than /b/ and /v/

pony fans are nothing but scum a blight that need to be wiped from existence along with their shitty show

>>28084236
>Family
HIS PARENTS ARE DEAAAAAAADD

>>28084341
Fine.

Which of the mane cast have been friends the longest?

>>28084385
>Fluttershy is now an earthie and Pinkie is a pegasus, as Faust had originally designed them.
> as Faust had originally designed them.

whuuuu?
Prove it!

>>28084265
Congrats!

>>28084385
doesnt change shit. Fluttershy is slightly less cute, pinkie is less bouncy, everythings more dull

>>28084333

>>28084390
And then Dycas was Batman.

>>28084385
We wouldn't have had 'So Many Wonders'
Then again, we'd have Pinkie pegasi pranks...
It's a tough choice, man.

>>28084389

SECRET SOCIETY MODE /co/!

GO!

>>28084389
Welcome to 4chan. pull up a seat and join us as we wither away in retarded heartless mongery.

>>28084412

>>28084385

Worse.

>>28084402
FS and Rarity.

>>28084341
This. Yes they are a bunch of autistic losers. I want to go back to pretending they don't exist. Efforts to help them out like
>>28084166
will be ignored and banned as usual. Weak trolling attempts like
>>28084249
will meet the same fate. It is all a waste of time.

>>28084385
I think FS being a pegasus adds to her character. Her wings are an intrinsic part of her being, but it's something she's reluctant to use.

>>28084385
Worse I think. Theres a reason it got changed.

>>28084385
> Pinkie is a pegasus
She accidentally kills everyone and breaks reality in the first episode. The rest of the season is her eating snacks in oblivion.

>>28084385
WORSE.
Pinkie would not be bouncing everywhere.
Fluttershy would not be able to use her wings as a metaphor for standing up for yourself.

>>28084412
She also auctioned off a sketch of the original Pinkie. Speaking of which, someone from Ponychan got so analwreaked when he was outbid within the first few hours of the auction and cried so hard Lauren gave him a sketch. If all it took was being a crybaby bitch, I could have scored too.

>>28084379
>>28084249
samefag

>epic
getout.gif

>>28084385
Not if she kept the colors for pinkie pie.

On a related note, if she had her g1 ponies in the show, would you watch it. I couldn't with those colors

give me something to draw. right now.

>>28084465
No, that's what would happen if Pinkie was a unicorn. We're slightly safer with her as a pegasus, fortunately.

>>28084465
>Eating snacks in oblivion.
So that's why I could never find any Moonsugar in that game.

>>28084385
Fluttershy never uses her wings when it's most required sooo....

Nothing changes

>>28084460
> Theres a reason it got changed.
because Hasbro wanted Pinkie to be an earth pony, like in G3

don't know if that made it better

>>28084435

>Not caring about every death that you come to hear about
>heartless

When you heard the statistics of how many African people die of AIDS every day, do you really care?

I didn't think so.

>>28084182
huh, apparently my permabam expired or something. It didn't even bring me to the page saying "you're ban has expired" it just let me post

>>28084402
Fluttershy and Rarity.

>>28084249
>well known
Well know for being a faggot isn't a great accomplishment

new throd?
Have some cool art then

>>28084502
AJ and Soarin. Pie

>>28084533
being banned lets you lurk
you can't post though

>>28084412

>>28084533
You have a rotating IP address. Most people do.

>>28084491
>telling people to getout.gif just because they use a word that offends you
sure is ponychan bullshit in here

>>28084521
point being? you're just forcing mine.

>>28084562

>>28084402
AJ and Dash, such that AJ often asks her to help her on the farm

>>28084520
Also because Pinkie would move exactly like Dash if she had wings.
Faust's an animator. She thinks about things like that.

>>28084594
I wish I did. I can't find a proxy that works on ponychan and I have no luck with VPN.

>>28084594
Actually, most people don't.

>>28084644
you tried Hotspot Shield?

>>28084594
when I was initially banned resetting my router did nothing so I doubt that

>>28084562
>>28084628
as you can see, been done.

Your favorite pony has birthday. What did you buy her?

>>28084521
That's exactly what they are: Statistics. I can't bring myself to care if I can't put a face on the person.

>>28084502
Human Pinkie Pie riding on pony Pinkie Pie

>>28084563
I know, I made a post though. (and it was deleted, even though it wasn't rude or anything)

>>28084613
He's pissed because you samefagged. Plus it isn't even close to epic. In fact, I would say you actually got told by them

>>28084622

Ah, forgive me for not detecting your sarcasm, good sir.

>>28084664
If you aren't goggles, we need more.

>>28084666
>satan is asking me what I would buy Fluttershy for her birthday

...I respectfully decline to answer.

>>28084666
Satan.

>>28084666
I got dash some new goggles.

The funny thing is I can't imagine Pinkie behaving any differently if she were a pegasus. She already keeps up with dash no problem.

>>28084065 should I meetup?

Yes. You'll find the kind of people you'd meet in college discussing comedy, comics, animation in general, and gaming.

As for furries in fursuits, only 10% of furries are even aware of the show, and of those 10%, only half like it.

>>28084666
Satan, you need to get better posting habits.
We can all see your posts.

>>28083482

>>28084666

A cake!

holy shit

>>28084666
>Pinkie Pie
>No Need to bring a gift, being there will be anough
Eh, I'll give her a Pinkie Pie toy, maybe the one with the car.
I think she'd like that.

>>28084666
A riding crop, a fancy new earring and some home-made sweets.

>>28084715
That picture is horrifying. Man I'm so glad the designs in the actual show are different.

>>28084654
Never heard of it. Care to explain?

>>28084733
you must be new here. Welcome. Run while you still can.

>>28084713
Everyone buys Dash new goggles

>>28083482
2

>>28084733

>>28084666
I baked her a cake and gave her some of her favourite tea.

>>28084666
>Rarity
>Satan

The hairbrush of Mdsa' grame'sg

perfect gift

>>28084685
>telling the son of a dead man that you don't care about his father being murdered
>it isn't even close to epic
So we've become a hugbox after all. I mourn for you /co/.

>>28084666

>>28084743
You'd look like a pedophile for giving that to Twist.

>>28083482
3

>>28084666
A gun and a top hat.

>>28084733

The fuck man?! You cut out the best part of the show!

the plot

>>28084752
Hotspot Shield let's you surf under a different I.P. address.

>>28084785
dude, it not epic because its mean or anything like that. its not epic because its fucking boring.

>>28084713
>>28084694
Satan isn't pleased with your poor choice of favorite pony! You will burn in pony hell!

>>28084727
Great choice sir, you will be invited on birthday party.

>>28084800
Don't get me wrong, Twist is in high regards, but favorite pony is Mrs Cake.

>>28084264
This would never have happened at a Tea Party rally.

Because 90 guns would have come out and the guy would have died right there.

>>28083782
>Being disgusted by fanart

I remember when I used to be like that.

>>28084807
What's with this picture? Is this about the new high school spin off coming in 2012?

>>28084666
books, obviously, what else do you get twilight sparkle

>>28084833

Is Ms. Cake magically delicious?

>not putting Rainbow Dash in the fridge

I seriously hope you colts don't do this

>>28084859
Way to reinforce her problem.

>>28083782

I liked it before it was colored and I thought it was going to be derpy trying to hump some guys leg.


Then it turned out to be Rainbow Dash dancing or something and I was massively disappoint.

>>28084666
Alcohol, lots and lots of alcohol

>>28084876
I keep my dash in the freezer. In little baggies.

>>28084856
A more relevant question would be
"why the shitting cunt-nipples is that pony wearing pants?"

>>28084878
shit, i didn't realise being a bookworm was a problem
alright, let me revise me answer
how about a life-size celestia doll

>>28084833
shes married and you are giving her bondage gear. Mr Cake would kick you in the dick.

>>28084871
with a rump ampler than fluttershy's and more soft than pinkie pie's, curves that would make anyone swoon, a heart of gold and a motherly personality, yes.

Alright I just caught up on 2 months worth of threads, it's time for ponies.

>>28084917
I'd get her some scotch or something.She needs to lighten up at times

>>28084666
pets. drawings of animals. Animal droppings. I dont know if she'd be in to taxidermy. treesuit

>>28084921
Excellent, your reply pleases me. Have a Megatron stamp

>>28084920
Oh you haven't heard my theorem? it's just the usual justification bullshit but it's still quite plausible. I think.

>>28084640
Good point, Lauren.

I knew you left so you could read all our delicious, delicious fanfiction and look at our fanart.

And B-ball pony is a terrible idea, especially with Wilt shoes.

>>28084968
>theorem

I don't think that word means what you think it means.

>>28084917
How about one private night with real Celestia? No disturbance allowed.

>>28084921
Applejack?

So which leetle filly should be terrorized by the great and powerful Trixie?

>>28084984
I don't think you words mean think what I think means words.

Give me a break, it's getting late.

>>28084914
To be classy

>>28084990
if that was a gift i could get for twilight, i would
but i highly doubt it'd actually be a thing

>>28084991
hard and muscular due to all the applebucking.

>>28085020
what? Its only quarter to 11

>>28085020
>>28084968
No I havent heard your theory on why that would not happen.

>>28084990
I'd discuss theology with her.

>>28085019
Sweetie Belle should become Trixie's protege, together they would travel the world and develop a close, nonsexual relationship.

>>28084917
>that feel when you give Twilight that one book she had always wanted but could never find anywhere for her birthday and see her eyes like up with excitement as she happily cheers and hugs you as she thanks you

>>28085046
It's actually 2:00 pm.

hey mlpg

how about we ask some questions

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/07/q-everypony-edition.html

Oh hey guys, Humble Bundle 3 is going on right now

Comes with VVVVVVVV, Crayon Physics Deluxe, Cogs, Hammerfight and And Yet It Moves

>>28085032

that hotspot shield thing doesnt work on ponychan. I just get a white screen.

>>28085087
that you faceless?

>>28085101
You mean Humble Bundle 4.
3 came with Trine, shadowgrounds and Jack Claw.

>>28085071
that feel when you give Rainbow Dash Wonderbolt jumpsuit and she makes aerobatic performance just for you

>>28085087
no its 23:50

>>28085128
No, I'm better than Faceless.

>I lost a cat once.

on the dykas father memorial thread. Sorry for bringing that back, but this really amused me

>>28085147
hi fellow european

>>28085118
hmmm... well did you connect a new IP? is the shield green?

otherwise, too bad for now. It's more of like a dead ringer sort of shield for ponychan I think, I kept being banned with new VPN as well. but not until they figured out.

>>28085156
That's not an impressive achievement.

>>28085137

Guess it's a typo on the website, oh well, x5 games for $5? YES!

>>28085071
>that feel when a girl thanks you but you know it's just as a friend and you get nothing more out of it and now you realize how much you wasted in time / energy / resources.

>>28085141
that feel when you give Fluttershy a dildo and she explodes into treats

>>28085141
She'd tell you to wear it. Then take it off. Slowly

I've managed to track down and confirm brony in my area based on bits of information they've left on the interweb, unfortunately, I don't know quite how to use this confounded facebook contraption effectively, what exactly warrants giving a stranger a "friend request"? Do you have to know them for a certain amount of time? Is there a general rule or anything? Help?

>>28085162
Hejhej

>>28085223
You should follow him around. Try to match exactly what he wears then follow him.

>>28085209

>>28085204
>Give Fluttershy a dildo
>She can't use it
>Twilight walks in on her and friendship ensues

Just a planned.

>>28085271
Bueno

>>28084666
I would give them a single gift for all to enjoy.
Best thing of all something they all need at times like this.
it's big, it's A better fanbase

>>28085262
Seems easy enough, I've learned his employment status and that he doesn't seem to wear shirts often as well, my intentions should be obvious since that's an uncommon manner of dress.

>>28085290
>>28085271
Nooo, I gave them wrong gift, what are they doing?!

>>28085172
Looks like the name I was using was banned. I went anon and it worked. OH THE FUN I SHALL HAVE! Tonight. After work.

>>28085223
Develop some interpersonal skills. Due next week. Then you'll be tested to see if you actual find someone.

Dash suffers from a disease called Willneverbeinthewonderboltsitis

there is no known cure

>>28085271
>wings
>huge head

>>28085223
http://www.amazon.com/Bic-Lighter-Child-Guard-Pack/dp/B000KKINAY
http://www.amazon.com/Kingsford-71178-CHARCOAL-LIGHTER-FLUID/dp/B0038Z7HGE/ref=sr_1_3?s=home-garden&
amp;ie=UTF8&qid=1311717375&sr=1-3
This should be enough to get the job done. You may want to get more than one bottle of the lighter fuel, however, just in case.

I FUCKING HATE LESBIANS

THEY ARE ANNOYING AND WHY THE FUCK DO THEY LOVE WOMEN

I AM SO ALONE

>>28085353
The head is fine. The wings are the joke

>>28085057
Well the theory is simple to grasp. Mr and Mrs Cake is a steady pair, but they felt like they needed to spice it up. They tried various things, whips, latex suits, playing with food, once, even doing it in public. but it grew boring and old. They were laying in their bed one night after trying something out again. "I guess we're just not as rash and energetic as when we were young," Mr Cake sighed, "Heck, imagine if we'd seen other ponies instead." Mrs Cake tilted her head towards him. "Others...?" He bit his tongue.

>>28085230
>>28085162
It's great that even +1 time zone isn't free of ponyfags.

>>28085347
>>28085347
lead is the cure

>>28085375
they want to take the women you can have away

>>28085375
bravespark?

>>28085375
Shut up Skywind.

>>28085375
Bravespark?
I thought you left?

>>28085375
Hi megasweet.

>>28085389
Hunter?

What would be the best gift for Applejack on her birthday?

>>28085385
so what you're saying is the cakes are swingers
the only confirmed married couple in ponyville are engaged in hedonistic debauchery
fuck you faceless

>>28085403
Lyra?

>>28085099
Can you tell me one thing, you two?
Everytime I see a new publication on here,
Regarding non pony stuff, anyway,it's one of you
Especially those Trixie case files. Why?
All that has to do with ponies is the name. meh.
Light entertainment is okay, i spose, no biggie.

Instead, though, why not do it less often. plus,
Suppose someone wants to see ponies? what then?

All im saying is, keep it pony

Cereal, you are really good at running things.
Understandably, it's difficult sometimes, though
Not that im criticizing your work here.
Though remember, keep it, at least kinda pony

alright, how hard is it to catch this out?

>>28085375
I haven't seen any lesbians in the show.

>>28085424
a box of applejacks of course

>>28085424

>>28085435
I wouldn't have noticed without you asking about how difficult it was to catch out, but then, I'm retarded.
So, probably very easy.

>>28085424
A sex change

>>28085424
A week of vacations from harvesting apples.

>>28085347
Like she would care. Most girls will never date Brad Pitt or Leo DiCaprio and they still get wet just seeing them. Let RD masturbate furiously and work in the weather control.

Guys I want to draw Mrs Cake (dat colour scheme) but I don't know what to draw her doing. Something completely non-sexual but I don't want it to be anything to do with cake because that would be too obvious.

>>28085424
Some sugercubes and a head scratch.

>>28083673
I am truly sorry for his lots

>>28085440
>>28085209

shut up Dr. White

>>28085424
MY DICK

>>28085470
it takes a big man to admit that. Also who is asking cereal to come to /co/ more? He's a cunt

>>28085424
More fans.

>>28085385
"Carrot, honey, are you suggesting what I think you are?"
"N-no, dear... it's just-"
"Because that might just be it."
"What?"
"Others. Other ponies in our life. In our sexual life. Something new. Someone new." her eyes were getting bewildered.
"W-well, I uh... Cup, are you sure about this?"
"I think.. If you are?"
"Truth be told..." he turned his head away. "I sort of already... *mumble mumble* Pinkie Pie *mumble*" She didn't have to hear all of what he said.
"Carrot you devious colt, you didn't?"
"...Yes, I did. I'm sorry, Cuppy..."
"Oh don't be. After all, I'll be 'seeing' others from now on as well."


And that's basically the prelude.

>>28085385
I refute that theory on basis that I dont think that would fit Mr & Mrs Cake.

>>28085519
I love you too anon. I'm so glad I have a fan.

>>28085522
AND MY AXE

>>28085517
how is babby formed

>>28085485

But she love buck apples.

>>28085519
I re watched the episode just for that.

>>28085528
It's fairly clever. I think the only thing that'd give it away is the inappropriate spacing of line-breaks, but you need that for the actual thrust of the thing to work, so...
Go for it, I guess, and hope I'm the ceiling of intelligence for EqD?

>>28085540

perhaps a song?
hey man I thought this was creative I was feeling blue and wrote a parody of under the bridge with ponies
some times I feel like I don't have a partner
sometimes I feel Like my only friend is the city of ponyville the city of ponies lonely as i am togeter we cry
I trot on the streets cuz they are all my friends
I walk the hills of sweet apple farm
they see my good deeds and they kiss me softly
I watch it for the plot
now that ain't a lie
it's hard to believe there's nopony out there
it's hard to believe that I'm not alone
at least I have them yea the ponies they love me
Lonely as I am together we cry
just listen to the real song and sing thees lyrics it helped me
Kiro V Augustus
also the condolences of all the bronys of the Texas Parkour Federation


you are this retarded

>>28085504
Draw her playing rugby.

>>28085504
Draw her yelling at Pinkie Pie for messing something up. Again

>>28085589
its already posted. I doubt he'll pay it any mind, though. Maybe he'll adress it in the podcast, that'd be good

>>28085504
Ms and Mr Cake as undercover superheroes, May Kin and Bay Kin.

I want Pinkie to slowly tease me hard, then put a thin glass tube down my urethra and smash my dick with a hammer

>>28085504
Have her husband catching her eating a pie and calling her a dirty whore

>How do you think the community as a whole will react when the upper echelon of the hasbro suits finally realize the cash cow they have on their hands and finally brings down the full fury of their litigatious might against the rampant use of their intellectual property? Also, Derp?

KIDS WANTING TO SOUND INTELLIGENT

>>28085665
You had me until >smash and forward.

>>28085665
subtle pony thread simulator entry

>>28085618
THIS

>>28085665

>>28085665
There isn't going to be a pony thread simulator 3.
Get over it.

>>28085665
Ah, the old "Pony shoves glass down your dick and hits it with a hammer." Young love... so inoccent.

>>28085673
Doubtful that will happen. Hasbro can't even get on the ball and make some proper toys.

I think that'll get me banned. hmm.

>>28085673
I think the worst thing they can do to the cash cow that is the older demographics is exactly that.

>>28085673
When/if they realize it, Hasbro will make pony cars, pony furniture, pony costumes, pony MMORPG, pony alcoholic drinks, pony sex toys and pony ponies,

>>28085720
NO ONE FUCKING CARES FUCKING DEAL WITH IT THAT YOU WON'T LOVE EVERY FUCKING POST IN THE THREAD NO ONE IS TRYING TO GET INTO THE FUCKING SIMULATOR YOU CHUCKLEFUCK

>>28085665
Why?

>>28085767
waht would get you banned?

>>28085794
http://www.ponychan.net/chan/chat/res/36286073.html#36327351

>>28085673
Even ignoring the "maybe if I use big words people will respect me", what business sense does it make to kill what is effectively large amounts of free advertising, especially given that very few of us are ever going to get the hub to watch the show, and we can't pirate the toys, which is all they really give a shit about anyway.

hey guys

would you

ahem

would you sniff

fluttershy's ass?

>>28085665
The NVA used that method to interrogate POWs.

>>28085781
Why would they feel the need to share such stupid thoughts with us if they weren't trying to draw attention to their stupidity, via the simulators?

>>28085673
The franchise was always a cash cow. If anything they will just ask them to throw in more "ponies of the day" like Trixie and Gilda to make more toys.

>>28085807
oh that thing.
yeah you'll get banned.

>>28085820
because they may genuinely be perverse, that's not an uncommon thing on the internet

>>28085817
yeah...
yeah.

>>28085847
Worth it, though.

44:16 in i can do this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Vnelx6VLm9Y

>not joining the best art stream ever
You guys are fags.

>>28085816
as I said, kids trying to sound intelligent

>>28085820
Because they're stupid

>>28085817
yes

>>28085817
Fluttershy? Why would I smell such dweeb pony.

>>28085864
Doesn't explain why they would want to share it, unless they are trying to derail the thread, and thus they are trolls.

>>28085767
>Think it'll get me banned

Once they see that you're from /co/, you're gone

>>28085877
>anthro
I can see why.

>>28085877
Yiff in hell, furfag

>>28085877
Way to not tell us which stream, faggot

>>28085665

>>28085877
Not a fan of furry porn.

>>28085817
Depends.

What does her ass smell like?

>>28085807
three posts underneath


>IM SO PROUD OF YOU GUYS

bad timing, scootamod fag

>>28085900
That's not very love and tolerance, now is it?

If you were invited to go on a talk show to talk about the fan phenomenon, what topics would you bring up?

>>28085673

This would imply MLP would be the first franchise to ever develop a fanbase full of fanart and fanfiction, and that every other site dedicated to the distribution of such has been closed down by corporations. And we all know that isn't the case, since fansites and FF.Net have been around since the rise of the Internet.

Besides that, I thought Hasbro made it clear it was generally ignorant-to-indifferent toward free distribution of the property, anyway, since to them it's still advertisement.

>>28083714
Hey Leth did you finish coloring that picture last night?

>>28085937
Vanilla. and jailbait.

>>28085877
gtfo furfag

>>28085937
banana flavored laffy taffy and circus peanuts

>>28085957

I would not discuss MLP with anyone in the real world

>>28085877
that the pooryorick stream?

goddamn.

>>28085817
Avast Fluttershy's Ass?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKeMCXKSk5c

>>28085877
>Best art stream ever
>anthro

>>28085941
>Bad timing
What do you expect from a chicken mod?

>>28085877
Wait that's PoorYorik right?
...Link...if you don't mind...

>>28085981
that sounds pretty good actually.

>>28086018
That isn't an answer, Nanaki.

>>28085957
I would say that it's a fun show and people should watch it but for the love of fuck avoid the fandom.

I bet Kim Dyka's dad wasn't killed and, the last thing someone who lost a close family member would do is to run around and basically brag about it on the internet.
I think she's just using the situation to turn herself into an even bigger attention whore.
Did she clarify it somehow?

>>28086003
Why? What is so wrong with talking about tv series you like?

Oh fuck, that ponychan mod is great.
>No, we are ponies!
>His brain when

This is why people hate ponychan.
!!SC: "This is why we're ponies."
Anon: "But we're not."
!!SC: "No, we are."

There's so much compressed retardness there I can't believe it hasn't crumbled unto itself in an everloving black hole of gushing pissbad fics and bronies.

>>28086075
That is the worst meme. That wasn't even funny in the game.

>>28085877
yuff in hell furfag.
sage

>>28086074
The to anyone who hasn't actually seen it, they'll think of the old stuff, which is (depending on age and gender of the speakers) anywhere from funny to creepy.

>>28085941
>That mod
He's not playing fair. He posted some counter-argument about why it's right to call himself a "pony", and then he said there will be no discussions over whether or not that's mildly crazy.

Now I feel compelled to argue with him, whereas if he had said nothing I would not even care.

>>28086101
I went there once to get a picture request drawn
Got it
and split

>>28086116
>yuff

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvK1wBXQPAw&autoplay=1

We need an episode altered with Melodyne

>>28086101
Give it more time.

>>28086101
he will never be the little pony
no matter how much he tries

>Anon showing logic to the chicken mod.
Anon, you crazy diamond.

>anonymous singing Cara Cara Mia in response to my song

okay yeah, that's hilarious.

>>28086144
I can't be pony

But I can become marshmallow

>>28086101
>this is why we're ponies

wait

what

>>28086116

>using sage in a thread with more than 300 posts
>in 2011

>>28086183
>This.
>This is why we're here.
>This is why we're ponies.
>I'm proud of all of you.

>>28086072

No guys seriously did she clarify it somehow or she just stated it and the retards on ponychan believed her because they are naive idiots?

what if we are

what if we are ponies

huh guys

>>28086198
>This failure of humanity is a mod.
>>28086228
Ponychan would rape us.

>>28086228
HUG TIME
I'M SO PROUD OF YOU GUYS

>>28086191
it was a posterity sage

>>28086101
You are experiencing an awakening of sorts.

Keeping following this train of thought and share it, please. I'm quite interested.

>>28086228
fat stallion cock here I co-oh wait god damnit that means real life physics apply.

>>28086212
The first place a ponychanner would go for solace if their dad died is ponychan. That's just how they roll over there.