...Okay.

Which of the mane six is probably least interested in other females? We all seem to agree Rainbow Dash is the lesbianest, but who's the least?

>>28076105
Rarity.

>>28076105
>Mane
That was fucking hilarious.

>>28076105

Fluttershy, since she's probably too scared to be interested in anyone.

>>28076134
Really? She's interested in men, but she could also be interested in women as part of her fashionista lifestyle.

>>28075809
That girl has a huuuuuuuge chin!

>>28076105

This is the fastest I have ever seen a thread go to shit.

can't stand her voice
can't stand the show
can't stand the threads

>>28076105

Don't think it's more or less, just different shades.

Twilight: 'Experimenting in college', too much of an egghead to have strongly defined sexual identity, hot for teacher.
Applejack: Could go all sorts of ways, masculine toughness might lead to seeking a feminine counterpart.
Fluttershy: Too shy and introverted for almost any sexual identity, meaning she's more likely to respond to romantic sensitivity. A male would probably put her even more on edge, probably would only feel safe with a female.
Pinkie Pie: Pansexual, too unstable and erratic to limit herself to one restrictive sexual identity.
Rarity: Elegant and decadent, the perfect candidate for high-class bisexuality as part of a refined identity. Desire to demonstrate appreciation of beauty, disregard for societal strictures.
Rainbow Dash: Uh, DUHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>28076105
>Rainbow Dash is the lesbianest,
>not Apple Jack

Wut

SHITSTOOOOOOOOOOOOOORM

>>28076241

Applejack is fairly butch, but come on, she lives on a farm. Not exactly the most conducive environment to discovering your sexual orientation, is it? Rainbow Dash on the other hand would be leading the pride parade down Ponyville's main street and handing out stickers.

I'm sure people are sick of hearing people bitch about ponies, but they make me so frustrated.

I mad.

I so mad.

I generally don't have a problem with cartoon characters that are animals. But the ponyfags are the very embodiment of the reason that furfaggotry is considered a bannable offense, yet they are as active as ever after nine months of constant threads.

They've created their own culture within the board. They roleplay constantly. They constantly eroticize the characters. They post in other threads, start roleplaying, inviting other ponies to do the same, and make the thread about them. They attract more and more..."bronies"...to the site like flies to a rotting corpse. And after all that, they complain about "persecution" when people ask them to tone it down.

I see things like pictures of hooves, saying "place hoof here for brohoof," "facehoof" instead of facepalm, "clopping" and other things comparable to hardcore furries roleplaying, pretending to have animalistic attributes and behaviors.

Before, if furfags were to go on any part of 4chan, RPing with comments like "*growls seductively and rubs against you*" or "fuck you *flips you the middle claw*" they would be denounced for their faggotry. But, as long as it's pony-related, that level of faggotry seems tolerated and even welcome.

Protip: all of the ponies are likely heterosexual. Especially Rainbow Dash, since she was seen going off to a threesome with 2 guys. I don't think Lauren is supportive enough of homosexuality to include it in a kids' show.

Kevin Smith wants guests for his talk show:

http://www.ponychan.com/chan/pony/res/35715978.html

>>28076297
>I don't think Lauren is supportive enough of homosexuality to include it in a kids' show.

Because it's a kids show. Any sexuality isn't going to evident in it. Do you expect an episode explaining to children that some people are gay when they are unlikely to understand the concept of sexual relationships in any form?

>>28076376

... and that means it's going to be hinted at?

>>28076297
Well, Lauren's out now anyway, and it's Hasbro that gets to decide if lesbians are okay for kids (protip: they never will, since there'll always be parents who are shocked to see 'the gay lifestyle' being shown as maybe normal or socially acceptable to their kids).

You're right that we won't see anything even hinting at lesbianism outside of "too innocent for non-children" situations like female room mates or the unexplained lack of males in Ponyville. Expect to see Lyra and Bon Bon in the background together a lot as a possible nod, and that's it.

Reminder:

Ponychan has over 3M posts
/co/ has barely 3M posts

When was ponychan made? When was /co/?

>>28076376

You can see sexuality without it taking the forefront. For example, we know Rarity is hetero because of her prince fantasies, and Dash too because of that one visual gag. They would never do this for homosexualy, so none of the characters will be gay.

>>28076519
>Dash too because of that one visual gag

woah what

>>28076519

When did Rainbow Dash have a heterosexual visual gag?

>>28076571

I'm betting it was a wingboner at some point, but I'm blanking on when.

>>28076573
End of the sonic rainboom episode goes off with two male ponies "sorry guys, I've got plans."

And flirts with one of Princess Celestia's guards during the episode with the phoenix.

>>28076571

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoVwjDJ4QOc#t=21m41s

Dash with two men hand in hand:
"I've go plans!"

>>28076473
Reminder: You can't count.

finished.

I hate colouring

>>28076697
bahaha wat

>>28076697
this is delightful

not my request, but thank you

>>28076697
lol

can you draw a pony in a bunny suit?

>>28076742
I'm sure I can. But I refuse.

>>28076697
But you even got it in the lines! You're so good at coloring.

>>28076697
hey man, thats great. May I have a request?

>>28076750
why?

>>28076697
>dat pinkie Pie face

>>28076758
Why not?

>>28076697
Draw pinkie pie doing a keg stand!

>>28076768
She likes to watch.

>>28076697

For someone who takes honesty in real life seriously, secrets would probably be a major kink. Just like Rarity probably goes for the authoratative dominatrix approach (about taking, not giving), Fluttershy would like it rough, and Twilight...

And Twilight...

Um... likes it... without... magic.

Yeah. All natural! Riding bareback! That's my answer and I'm sticking to it.

>>28076775
If I have 5 kerbunkles, and add fifty- two halflings, how many mendranglar do I need to get to Philadelphia?

>>28076803
Twilight likes it out in the open. Where everyone can see.

>>28076803

Twilight's the most vanilla of the group. she likes it simple, and takes turns with who gets to be the dominant one

>>28076697
you still here?

>>28076803

You realize by your logic Rainbow Dash finds cheating hot?

>>28076857

mmm...bacon.

what version of fluttershy do you prefer

Writefag here posting anon. Gimme a good story to do.

>>28076864

Only if she gets to watch.

>>28076864
What? Dash would like it slow and passionate by that logic. careful and tender lovemaking.

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>>28076856
still here. request?

>>28076864
it's not cheating if you don't specify rules against it

>>28076878
fifth. because yadda yadda can I just always default to kinkiest answer? it eats up bump limits...

>>28076864

I could see that. She's a hotshot with a lot of pride. If she got "tied down", she'd probably quickly feel a need to assert her independence and right to play the field and run free.

>>28076864
would fit her personality to like open relationships.

>>28076885
how about blues story of his rise to fame, his descent into drug addiction and why life as a rock star is shit

>>28076907
do you draw Crossovers? if so, Eike from Shadow of Memories/Destiny as a pony.

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>>28076878
the fourth one.

>>28076907
may I have a bowie/blues, please

>>28076938
>crossovers

get back o ponychan you retard

>>28076942
I'll grab the lube~

>>28076856
>>28076938
this isnt me. just so you know

>>28076938
Sorry, crossovers are up there with OC on my hate list. Unless they're really, really stupid.

>>28076907
Fluttershy trying to get into a wetsuit

>>28076878
Futashy

>>28076964
>>28076947
this count as a crossover? I could explain myself and why I want it

>>28076907
Fluttershy fishing hair out of her bathroom pipes.

>>28076878
>artist's note: never again

what

>>28076105
No, it's dash

>>28077010
that you RO?

>>28077016
never again on drawing human genitalia on ponies?

>>28076907
have you left us now?

>>28077073
it barely looks different from the third image at all

>>28077098
If you so dare say human genitalia and animal genitalia look almost the same I will personally school you on human anatomy 101.

with a scalpel.

>>28077098
it's a vagina, they are not much diferent from mammal to mammal

>>28077073
People complain of anthro ponies because it blends human and pony features, but people are okay with human genitalia.

>>28077098
Its not a very detailed sketch.

>thought i was home alone
>decide to watch mlp on big tv in living room
>completely naked
>i hear someone coming down the stairs oh shit

i made it out of the room but i wasnt able to turn off the tv so my sister saw ponies playing. its been a while and she hasnt mentioned anything about it yet.

>>28077122
>>28077123

Lol

>>28077140
ha

>>28077129
makes me wonder why there's any drama at all

>>28077140
and how old is your sister?

>>28077140
Why would you watch ponies whiæe naked.
That's silly.

>>28077140
Why, pray tell, were you naked while watching MLP?

>>28077140
HUEHUEHEUEHEUEHEUEHEU

THIS PROVES THAT MLP FANS ARE AUTISTIC MANCHILDS LOOOOOOL

>>28077169
what, you dont enjoy being naked while home alone?

>>28077167
she is 22

>>28077169
>>28077177
He was obviously masturbating to some candy pony ass in his living room.

Imagine if he hadn't heard his sister walk down the stairs.

"Hey big brother what are we going to do on the couch?"

>>28077194
It's the ONLY good thing about being home by myself, is that I can just be naked and nobody's around to give a fuck.

>>28077197
she'll do

>>28077177
feels good man

>>28077182
>lols with six O's
>accuses others of having something wrong with their brains

>>28077166
The drama was over the boobs. Personally I fucking love the boobs

>>28077220
>trolled hard

>>28077140
Other people are wondering why you were naked watching MLP...I'm wondering why you were naked on the living room couch. Don't you have any sense of decency? Other people have to use that couch!

>>28077222
I am against them mostly

>>28077220

>Sarcasm and mockery, what's that?

>>28077123
on what parts to expect yes,
on looks? not so much. just look at a dogs vagina.

>>28077239
>aspie

>>28077222
hey, me too.

Well, this thread is getting weird.

>>28077177
Generally I fit my clothes so I don't feel that different with or without clothes. Unless I'm jacking off, then I suppose I might go sans pants.

I admit when I know I'm alone to just dry myself off without adding clothes after a shower. It's nice to fully dry out before adding clothes.

I don't understand why the poster didn't have a blanket or something. Then you can just change the channel, hide in blanket, and slip back on your clothes.

>>28077279
It's not weird yet. but we can fix that in a jiffy.

IT'S A VISUAL MEDIUM

YOU CAN SEE THE PONIES ON THE SHOW

THEY DO NOT HAVE GENITALIA

END OF STORY

>>28077279
All threads are weird.

But here, have a cute pony.

>>28077290
please no, faceless..

>>28077296
Whatever buddy

>>28077319
>only human in ponyville
stopped reading right there.

I'll keep my self-inserts in my imagination. None of you can compete to that.

Strongbad was right.
How else would ponies get this popular if things actually happened on the internet?

>>28077319
I have too short of an attention span to read all that.

>>28077335
>DEVIANTART

HURR

>>28077335
How the fuck did you screencap your cursor?

Heres another song to speculate which pony would listen to.

And then have Pinkie Pie walk in on her while shes mid-air hump.

Im imagining that Rainbow Dash would dance around while alone in her home when listening to this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivASA9nZmNo&feature=related

i remember someone mentioning a really good pregnant rarity fic a while ago. does anyone have link, i want to see it after looking at the MS pic.

>>28077355

>>28077380
preggity eh? I think you mean Sanguinius'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SsT89Bj9hE0PUw4P1C6eMzYONAxH2i_2_d53wDpJwn0/edit?hl=en_US&pl
i=1

>>28077367
hah, I fucked up the order those sentences would come in. how'd I manage that?

>>28077385
>she was head-over-heels over me right from the get-go

ALL
MY
FUCKING
GOD
DAMN
RAAAAAAAGE

>>28077422
No need to rage about that one, it's common Lyra fanon that she'd fuck any human on sight.

>>28077422
well she is supposed to be a human fetishist.

>>28077360

That's the deviantart page of the creator of the show.

Which pony has the prettiest eyes?

>>28077440
Oh, of course, she is both the president and only member of the hummie fan club.

I felt somebody posting dreams so I was drawn here to repost this

>>28077462
Printest Woona.

>>28077467
Because Twilight is too embarrassed to join.

>>28077467
Sex with humans?

>>28077385
good thing you didnt run into Fluttershy, I had a sexy dream about her once, she was a bad lay.

>>28077459
Still, it should have been 'head-over-hooves'

>>28077462
AJ has the best eyes in that pic. They just say "Let's rock!"

if twilight has the power to turn mice into realistic horses she could easily turn lyra into human or maybe a shaved diamond dog would be the next closest thing.

>>28077476

>whyboner

>>28077507
>>28077507
she forgot about hands and arms, I see.

>>28077462
Spa twins / Rarity / the almond eyes with maximum eyelashes.

Too much eye discussion has caused me to recongnize the types of eyes.

Also, no nightmare moon, the one with the prettiest, most unique eyes.

>>28077530

>dat pic

http://motherless(dawt)com/B2CB2B1
No need to thank me, fellow bronies. I know this is what we all wanted to see. And don't you even think about NOT watching the entire clip.

>>28077550
...someone confirm this link.

>>28077550

>real horses

nope
Not remotely interested

>>28077519
Horses do have heels, you know.

>>28077462
Goddammit, I just realized that the only ponies in that picture with "beady little eyes" are Bob and Doug in the center, there. What the hell, man?

Does anyone have that video of the foal being eaten with the MLP music?

I saw it without the music and now I have a legitimate interest in this.

>>28077576
That ain't a horse...

>>28077593
i'd like to see this. sounds funny

>>28077422
>she was head-over-heels
That's kind of a weird expression. Our heads are already positioned over our heels.

>>28077530
>i am going to transform your pets. this is my first time using this spell i hope it works!
>i am going to try a difficult spell to give my friend wings. this is my first time using this spell i hope it works!

goddamn twilight its like you dont care about your friends at all if you are testing dangerous magic on them. fuckin test that shit out on a squirel or rat first.

>>28077636
Twilight's head is not a basketball.

>>28077550
>http://motherless(dawt)com/B2CB2B1

why do you type out the link like a faggot

>>28077636
Stupid ethics getting in the way of good science!

>>28077625
Quote:
Head over heels
Meaning

Excited, and/or turning cartwheels to demonstrate one's excitement.
Origin

head over heels'Head over heels' is now most often used as part of 'head over heels in love'. When first coined it wasn't used that way though and referred exclusively to being temporarily the wrong way up. It is one of many similar phrases that we use to describe things that are not in their usual state - 'upside-down', 'topsy-turvy', 'topple up tail', 'arse over tea-kettle', 'bass-ackwards' etc.

>>28077679
alternatively, ass over tit

>>28077636
General overconfidence in her abilities? She definitely went "Nice job breaking it, hero" with the parasprites.

So what requests have you gotten done that you really like?

>>28077636
Rarity practically forced twilight to do that, and fluttershy probably trusts her. God knows why.

>>28077712

>>28077712

>>28077738
Kloudmutt can't art.

So guys what's up with kloudmutt.
I haven't seen him for a while, did he died?

Not that I like his art, but still...

>>28077712

>>28077296
Wtf dude. I don't like the porn either, I think it's disgusting furfag shit. The only reason they don't have genitalia on the show is because it's a cartoon and that would be inappropriate for the little chilluns. Personally I just think of 'em like real ponies with human brains.

>>28077712


None.

>>28077636
We dont really know how unicorn magic works though. It might not be as dangerous as you think, since if it goes wrong nothing might happen. Or it wont be hard to reverse. or maybe Twilight would be the one to take the hit, considering she is the one doing the magicky stuff.

>>28077755

Yeah, he died. We held a funeral for him last night.

>>28077763
request me.

>>28077712
...and this...

>>28077712
Raging Semi's newest fic

>>28077712
This. All the way.

>>28077712
>>28077763
Do Rainbow Dash crashlanding between Pinkie Pies legs, face first, and hard.

>>28077712

>>28077769
Twilight fucked up with the parasprites, though, so failure isn't impossible.

I figure that without any source of magic to keep an enchantment going, they eventually degrade anyway, so even if she does fuck up she just has to wait and everything'll be fine!

>>28077712
This.

>>28077796
can I request something?

>>28077819
oh god that's painfully adorable

http://www.hark.com/clips/shvwkmlysd-loud-nigga#large-image

this is the sound Beedrill would make if he ever got around to actually fucking Fluttershy. if he were, y'know, black.

this is the sound Redwood would make if...

>>28077823
can't promise I'll deliver it this thread, or even this day, but go ahead.

>>28077712
and this...

>>28077712
Flutterpillory.

Which pony is the least marshmallowiest?

>>28077712
It even got coloured after a while.

>>28077796

Ponify this man.
Google "idra" if you need another reference.

>fapping to bestiality video
>i see in the comments the guy later died from it due to internal bleeding
>this causes me to fap harder

well fuck. i always knew my mind was fucked but i never imagined i would do something like this.

>>28077839
The ponies who pulled the train. They're made of steel.

>>28077839
mac

>>28077839
Despite their color, they are not very marshmallowy

>>28077769
SHE TURNED HER PARENTS INTO A CACTUS AND A FERN, HOW IS THAT NOT DANGEROUS AS SHIT!?

Why is Applejack orange? Shouldn't she be apple?

>>28077712

This one.

>>28077904
Why are they called applejacks when they don't taste like apples?

>>28077899
Cacti barely need watering, and ferns are easy to take care of, they were never in any real danger!

>>28077871
>steel

i would still hug

>>28077845
Already been done in canon: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csPPqdbcVwM

>>28077904
She is Apple. Applejack

>>28077712
this

>>28077916
You tried them?

>>28077836
Can I have a blues as david bowie please?

i'll do things to your body if you do this for me. I'm getting a gallery together, you may have seen

>>28077913
>painted toenails
EW, GAY

>>28077899
as soon as she stopped channelling the magic, they all reversed back to normal.

>>28077712
And this.

>>28076571
And this.

Hail to the... wait... what the hell is this?

>>28077962
Nothing you said inspires a good deal of confidence.

Yesterday I dropped some acid and on my trip I took a bite out of an mlp-style pony. It tasted like the concept of equality.

>someone said they were going to do this
>they never delivar

sadponihorse.png

>>28077982
Shut up Megasweet

>>28077962
who the fuck is blues?

>>28077924

>I would appreciate it if you'd stop calling me Grack, I am Greg, and I wish to be addressed as such.

>>28076643
>And flirts with one of Princess Celestia's guards during the episode with the phoenix.

No she didn't, retard

>>28077754
>>28077754
>>28077754
>>28077754

YES HE CAN!!! YPU SHUT UP!!! ;_; ;_; D:

>>28077935

>>28077982

I will like this if AJ dont have a dong, just the twins.

>>28078002
explain

>>28078000
I'll let you do what you want with me then. If you need a picture for reference, I'll get one
>>28077980
this fella

whats going on in this thread?

>>28076643
I'm sorry, but if those are proof of heterosexuality, then Dash appearing in Pinkie's heart shaped door is irrefutable proof of her love.

Neither of those things are true

>>28077885
>drawing big mac's testicles

why

>>28077913
>blue eyebrows

>that feel when Season 2 will be filled with Fillers

>>28078028
Dash is so small compared to that guard pony

>>28078038
Didn't you hear? We're all okay with straight ships now. Right guys?

>>28078030
No.

>>28077885

I cried :(

>>28078049

>implying the show has a definite enough structure to be divided into arcs to distinguish fillers

>>28078049
Filly fillers?

>>28078071

>>28077963
What's wrong with painted toenails?
Also alt version without the painted nails.

>>28078028
that's not flirting
if something so simple and innocent was flirting then apparently there are like 20 females at my college who want my dick and I know that's not true

>>28078081
>filly fillters
OH GOD MY MIND

>>28078084
The text confuses me. What is she complimenting herself about?

>>28078084
I dunno
they look grody to me
totally ruins my fetish

>>28078076
no you wont do it?

>>28078049

Season 1 was nothing but fillers anyways.

Heh. Fillyers.

>>28078125
Pedofillya

>>28077385
This explains a lot

>>28078096
Eh, shipping doesn't make sense anyways.

>>28078084

Im saving al the versions of this pic, thank you!

>>28078123
I hope no one does it.

>>28078125
It still had the CMC Arc and the continued Arc from Episode 3.

We only know what they do on Seasons.
I hope we see other cities instead of lurking on Ponyville.

>>28077845
requesting pony idra with all of my heart

>>28078145
about?

>>28077962
Ah yes, I still owe you a John Lennon Blues huh?

Did someone ever fulfill that request? 'cause I have it, but have thought about redrawing it

>>28078169
make sure he is wearing his leather gracket

>>28078044
Clearly Rainbow Dash is bisexual.

>>28078158
well fuck you too.

Is the artist still about though? Cause I give more of a fuck about him than you right now

>>28078178
uh yeah, juice filled it. But if you are redrawing, can I change it slightly?

I'd like a paul simon blues,

>>28078186
Dash is Wonderbolt-sexual

>>28078071
That memo also said we're ok with anthro

Why does this fucking skinfag have so many fans?

>>28078231
And rape?

>>28078244

If you dony like lyra you are a retard, deal with it.

>>28078244
Because she has a wonderful colour scheme.

>>28078226
>partially straight shipping

But seriously, I can't see Dash doing something that could blow her chances. She gets known as that mare who fucked all the wonderbolts and her chances of actually flying with them would drop to nothing

NEW EPISODES SHOULD BE ABOUT TWILIGHT MASTERING THE FOUR ELEMENTS AND FIGHTING THE GRIFFON KINGDOM WHICH WANTS TO DECLARE WAR TO EQUESTRIA

>>28078049
If you think about it, the entire season save for the first 2 episodes and the 3 gala episodes was filler

>>28078244
>skinfag
what?

Like any other background pony, she's interesting because of fanon. Also because she does weird things, even for MLP ponies.

Here is a topic. If you were to go to ponyville, what would you miss most? This is barring friends and family, seeing as how that's a given.

Personally, I think I could do without the tech, seeing as how everyone is just screwing around anyway. The biggest thing that would bug me is the food. I love meat, and it would probably be frowned upon to eat a cow.

>>28078267

There is a new avatar cartoon just for you man.

That said, which musicians from the past 60 years would you consider geniuses and cultural icons?

>>28078267
>Griffon kingdom
>declare war to their overlords

I knew griffons were retarded but still...

>>28078226
>>28078266
And then she woke up

>>28078298

Freddy mercury.

>>28078299
they kidnapped you

you should thank Luna for telling them your weakness:
molesting little fillies

>>28078289
Can we stop having "imagining living in Equestria" posts?
I actually find them to be as heinous and pathetic as sex-related posts

>>28078289
I would miss having hands.

How's this for a comic idea?
Lyra bursts in as a human (Twilight managed a spell to turn her into one) on Bonbon and hugs her while listing all the things she'll be able to do now. Bonbon comments that Lyra'll be cold without any fur, but Lyra says she has some clothes at the top of a tall shelf, which she can't reach without magic, causing her to wish she were a unicorn again (I guess she could just get a ladder or something, but eh).

>>28078298

Kanye West

>>28078289
yeah meat would be strange to be without.
and it would be damn hard to satisfy my internet addiction. but that would probably be for the best.
And since we actually don't know how their toilets look like...

>>28078289
Internet, electricity, music from Earth. I'd still eat meat, I'd just go to the forest to do it

>>28078370
I wonder what Manticore tastes like...

just read "Rarity's Rodeo"

it was really good, it could be an episode

>>28078339
It's one of the few things that'sNOT sex related that gets responses, so no.

>>28078335
okay...
Say how is that eternal scorching sun thing going for you now that there's nobody to control it?

>>28078298
Daft Punk, probably.

>>28078335
I say good luck to them, their claws won't do them much good when even regular townsponies can perform amazing feats, like telikinetically animating entire rooms of pointy objects, forming giant tornadoes, or kicking things hard enough to shatter them.

>>28078289
The fuck is wrong with you. Ponychan is that way --->

>>28078298
>>28078321
My list right now is
Bowie
Dylan (filled)
Lennon (filled)
McCartney
Simon
Mercury
Yorke
Curtis
and a couple I cant remember right now.

All with this guy, mainly because he has nothing, and also because he seems the most appropriate

>>28078377
I would be okay with that. The show needs more ponies nuzzling ponies.

>>28078298
Wendy O. Williams

>>28078380
night time

night time forever

>>28078321
Second.

>>28078370
so you can hunt, and slaughter and cook an animal all while staying in the forest? that'd be some almost week-long trips, man. Not really worth it just to get some meat.

>>28078406
Third

>>28078377

You take out the shipping ofc, but i really like that one, we need more rarijack.

>>28078404
Wendy O. William's greatest accomplishment was having Bowser's daughter named after her

>>28078212

Sure

Here's Blues Lennon anyway

>>28078399
Mind posting the Dylan and Lennon ones?

>>28078298
Louis Armstrong

Zebra plays a mean trumpet

>>28078404
That name sure is a blast from the past.

>>28077904
Has simple as this question is, I'm surprised I haven't heard it asked before.

>>28078399

Hoity Toity as Freddy mercury.

>>28078416
Fourth.

I want to draw a comic about Faceless, but I have no ideas.

>>28078402
I meant the rodeo part, but I agree

>>28078462
don't
he doesn't need any more attention
you guys are fuelling his faggotry

>>28078395
I think you quoted the wrong person

>>28078462
Draw him scamming money from the CMC that he uses for a handjob from the spa ponies

>>28078415
Maybe ask Fluttershy. She'd probly understand that circle of life shit best. She did feed fish to ferrets...

>>28078474
I think faceless is overrated

>yfw mod deletes pony thread RIGHT NOW

>>28078462
Use this CSI parody as a base.

>>28078459
The other week I was reading this psychology textbook and in the section about deindividuation, it said "In a large crowd, everyone is anonymous and faceless".
I laughed.

>>28078462

don't.

>>28078474
This anon speaks the truth
You're just jerking him with attention

>>28078249
>>28078249
silly, rape is ilegal

...okay that was weird.

>>28078462
poop and taking ponychan monies.

now where the fuck did my comic end up...?

>>28078427
thanks man, who'd I credit it to?
>>28078431
Juice did Lennon, Tan did Dylan, but he left before he could post it. He did it in stream, so I know it's done

>>28078516

>>28078537
ah.
fucking stupid index updating bullshit devouring the post.

Anyhow.
Speaking of comics with me, I doodled that earlier when people were hot on discussing Sweetie Belle without legs.

>>28078377
Why does Applejack's right hind leg look like it's coming out of her asshole?

shit, I just spent the past 5 minutes cooking sausages in lime cordial. Fuck similar looking bottles right next to each other

we still need more viking ponies.

>>28078560
So while I was drawing Gilda being tortured by Pinkie, you were drawing this? Funny.

http://www.amazon.com/Essential-Trance-Collection-Nokturnel-Mix/dp/B00005ABF2
6 CDs, over 7 hours of music, can get used for $15. Should I go for it?

>>28078619
...

what kind of sausage?

>>28078539

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_ujAXxNxU0

>>28078619
HAHAHAHAHA
I kinda want to try, though.

>>28078644
>buying new music
>buying electronic music
GO FOR IT, IF YOU'RE CONTEMPLATING THAT THEN YOU'VE NO REDEMPTION FOR IDIOCY.

>>28078651
vegetarian
>>28078654
turns out it's not bad. As long as you rince most of it off first

>>28078691
yeah that was sort of what I thought.

>>28078539
Toya

>>28078691
>vegetarian sausage
YOU ARE NOT MAN.

YOU ARE NOW AWARE THAT PINKIE PIE TAKES ALL OF HER BATHS WITH GUMMY
YOU JELLY

>>28078644
>>28078644
>buying music
whats next? BUYING videogames?

torrent motherfucker, DO.YOU.USE.IT?

>>28078644
>Trance
Well, at least that's not bad as House

>>28078716
keeps the weight off, hate if you have to

>>28078717
a little

>>28078717
Gummy is also self-unaware. Not jelly.

>>28078717
I am indeed jelly of Pinkie Pie

Gummy is now a larvae.

>>28078839
>>28078826
>>28078870

why is pony ants?

>>28078803
wouldn't be so sure

>>28078720
>Using piracy
>2011
You seriously do this?

>>28078870
>>28078839
>>28078826
Haha, I love these.

>>28078839
>>28078870
>>28078882
Horse ants.

>>28078894

>>28078839

>>28078722
>Well, at least that's not bad as House
>at least that's not bad as House
>at least that's not bad as
>that's not bad as
>not bad as

>>28078936
And then pokey came along

This came from a MLP General that took place around 2 days ago.

The last reply is just... amazing

>mfw my lemon sausages were delicious

>>28078977

It's a unicant.

whos horse bath would you rather in

BREAKING MOTHERFUCKING PONY NEWS: THE PONY IN THE BALLOON IN THE COMIC CON 2011 POSTER IS AN ORIGINAL CONTENT FAN PONY CHOSEN FROM THE MILLIONS OF SHITTY ONES ON THE WEB AND WILL BE A GUEST IN AN EPISODE IN SEASON 2.

>>28079020
Two days for you is approximately 21 and a half hours?

>>28079029
Obviously. wait

you've never had that before?

>>28079046
I'd drink twilight's bath water


and Pinkie's

>>28079029
Does anyone have that Pinkie Pie "NOBODY CARES!" image?

>>28079053

YOU LYIN'!

>captcha proof afersha

Captcha demands proof!

>>28079046
those are both Pinkie Pies.

>>28079020

>heart just grew 3 times bigger

>>28079020
Oh man, sexy sex. I should draw some of that.

>>28079063
It was a new discovery for me. We aren't a family of chefs
>>28079090
Oh you, you clearly care quite a bit

>>28079090
It's like staple.

>>28079020
I'm pretty sure that isn't standard mammalian reproduction.

>>28078902
>not torrenting everything for free
>in 2011
i seriously hope you zebras dont do this

>>28079020
>pic
>>Bottom post

That really is beautiul

Do they have an age of consent in Equestria?

>>28079046
what episode we we see flutterhys bathroom?

>>28079174
......*POMF*

>>28079191
>beautiul

*Beautiful

>>28079184
>torrenting music
nigga what

>>28079217
Use mediafire and winrar.

>>28079202
It's just a big hole in the ground, no plumbing in her cottage

>>28079217
>not listening exclusively to public domain music and birdsong

>>28079200
They have to go through Cheerilee's basic Sex Ed. or get homeschooled about it first.

Torrents are pretty useless for music unless you want the entire discog or obscure bootlegs

>>28078720
>>28078902
>>28079217
>>28079184

I pirate music b4 I buy it.
If I don't like the music, I delete it.
If I do, then I buy it.

>>28079295
mah nigga

>>28079217
>>28079225
well have you ever tried to download all the music from a band like King Crimson, mediafire just doesnt cuts it

unless of course you only download music from hipster bands without many songs, or you only want to download a new album, in such case mediafire is your friend

first time i noticed this cutie mark

>>28079325
I usually dowload 1 album at a time. With all the death metal I listen to it's next to impossible to find torrents or buy it at a music store.

>>28079175

The fact that nothing in MLP has a dick or vagina makes what Lauren Faust said about MLP Reproduction complete fanon nonsense.

>>28079331
Astronomy and music are apparently popular talents among fancy ponies.

>>28079306

>>28079360
That's how they always draw cartoon animals. That dosen't mean they're all ken dolls.

Well I was bored so I put a bunch of shows in a randomizer.


Tell me what happens when Bear Grylls is stuck in Equestria

>>28079399
>ken dolls

Sorry... what is that?

>>28079409
He drinks horse piss, obviously.

>>28079413
I mean they don't literally have no crotch, like ken or barbie dolls.

>>28079295
>>28079295
>that fucking guy

>>28079445
he watches y Little Pony

>first raritys shoe has a heel then it is flat

do they actually expect me to believe this goddamn bullshit

>>28079413
...... Should we kill you off now?

>>28079413
Barbie's boyfriend.

captcha: ontable someone

>>28079409
>Tell me what happens when Bear Grylls is stuck in Equestria

This should be made into it's own topic, and be written about in Fanfictions

>>28079459
yes.

also perspective on glass objects can be hard to perceive.

>>28079444
> don't literally have no

>>28079409
Thousands of traumatized ponies all over equestria bore witness to the hairless delusional apeman who was talking to himself, going through unecessary endeavors all over.

It wasn't until he tried to tame Gilda that he met his fate.


They're hitting it off pretty well, going steady.

>>28079349
scootaloo is disapointed in your weak google fu

shamefur dispray

>you will never be a horse breeder whose job is to jack off horses all day long
>you will never be sprayed down with thick strands of stallion cum while fucking a filly in the ass

>>28079478
>>28079409
Is he stuck in the Everfree Forest or is he close to Ponyville or something like that?
anyway, I dont see him having much trouble with being stuck there.

>>28079497
I BELIEVE THEY ARE NOT LITERALLY BEREFT OF GENITALIA.
Happy?

>>28079510
ffff

>>28079444
uhm...

I find it absurd that everyone in MLP would just walk around butt ass naked if they had anuses or Sex organs...
That just wouldn't make sense in a society of sentient beings...

Are you implying that everyone in MLP is a jaded freak that doesn't give a second thought about sex?

>MFW I know this post is a dis-jointed piece of shit