Car accidents

I think someone suggested an episode where Rainbow Dash's parents show up in Ponyville and they're totally not cool

Her dad was playing an accordion, or something..?

sounds good to me, fund it.

Quick question. How do you filter a thread? I heard you guys were nice people, I assumed it'd be as good a place as any to ask.

glue

Someone requested this. I made it happen.

I imagine fluttershy's parents disowned her for being a shitty flyer.

>>28042498
Her father is voiced by Brian Blessed.

>>28042513
love it

>>28042498
And then she learns that even though they aren't cool they are still her parents and she loves them.

Moral? You can choose your friends, but not your family.

Done, next story.

>>28042510
Fluttershy is foreveralone.jpg

>>28042492
Aww...

>>28042516
>pony's must suck human dicks
I've only seen the opposite.

>>28042500
>>28042500
>>28042500

Anybody?

>>28042513
I thought it was supposed to be Weird Al doing her dad's voice/accordion/etc...

It also involved a Rainbow's Dad/Pinkie Pie accordion duel.

Rarity's parent's are traveling singers and that's why both Rarity and Sweetie can sing good.
Of course the traveling living style was never enough for Rarity so she moved in their old house in Ponyville witch was latter transformed in a Boutique.

>>28042498
I would love to see that actually.

Dash's parents show up from Cloudsdale and Dash spends the entire episode either trying to hide from them or keep her friends from seeing them. Much shenanigans ensue. In the end, it turns out that back in the day, they were pretty cool and Dash isn't totally ashamed of them.

Cue Twilight's letter to the Princess.

You need greasemonkey and 4chan+

>>28042510
>Fluttershy
>Child
Definitely artificial insemination

>>28042500
Download 4chan filter or use this
http://catalog.neet.tv/co/

Rarity: Probably Rednecks like Applejack's family. She is too ashamed to mention them. Or just snobs.
Applejack: AJ's family are her brother, little sister and granny. Her parents are probably dead or for the less grimdark version, they are traveling around the world.
Rainbow Dash: Probably her father being part of an older group that was more famous than the Wonderbolts. Her mother lives on Cloudsdale. They are divorced and RD doesn't know where her father now lives.
Fluttershy: Rich Parents living on a cloud castle.

i got bit by two dogs simultaneously.

how is this possible.

>>28042500
why do you want to filter us?!
do you not love us anymore?!

Woke up earlier than expected: Will draw for food.

>>28042547
the 4chan add-on?
I had it once instaled, and it was pretty cool, but then firefox got updated and I didn't worked anymore ;_;

>>28042500
http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/33916

Rainbow's parent's are actualy lords and were always obsessed with being behaved. Rainbow wasn't the only child and ran from home when she couldn't take it anymore.

Fluttershy's parents are tree

>>28042547
Using Mozilla I assume?
If so, install Greasemonkey
>https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/greasemonkey/
Next install this 4chan filter.
http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/33916

Enjoy not having to read faceless's posts ever again.

>>28042500

use Firefox. get the 4chan addon.

>>28042470

You know honestly not to sound like a troll but I really don't care what the others parents are like. I like the slice of life misadventure format I don't want to see the show get all hung up on happy families and parents loving their kids and vice versa.

Inb4 anon has a dysfunctional family comments.

>>28042558
I know, it totally works right? If it's not a season 2 ep, I will be sad, and whoever came up with it needs to apply for a writing position.

i just want to see the CMC in a That Seventies Show thing.

>>28042622
just instaled

>>28042635

So you like to see ponies crying, right?

>>28042622
>not reading Faceless' posts

But he adds so much colour to the threads!

I put him on ignore the first time I saw him doing Sweetie Belle scat RP

>>28042686
I laughed a little bit. I'm horrible.

>>28042558
I actually liked that idea for RD's parents than the one with the divorce I made.

It reminds me of an episode of Recess.

>>28042698
You laughed because of the ridiculousness of the pic.

It's okay.

>>28042635
This.
BUT! I can't deny that I want to know how Rarity got stuck with Sweetie Bell.

Probably won her in a back ally bar poker game, it's just coincidence that she's a white unicorn.

I bet Gilda ate her parents

>>28042570
You think she's too shy for sex. She can overcome her fears if she tries hard enough. Or if she's pised off.

Wasn't "Wierd Al" as RD's father the generally accepted fanon due to that one anon's episode idea?

>inb4 fanon is shit

You are now realizing that they have no parents because ponies age rapidly.

The granny one is 20.

>>28042583
that's called teamwork

>>28042772
THAT WAS THE ONE I WAS TALKING ABOUT

>>28042695
>But he adds so much colour to the threads!
Yes, but in the same way vomit adds colour to one's carpet.

>>28042752
she was raped and too shy for abortion

end of story

>>28042772

Yeah and we all decided that he would have an accordion duel with Pinkie.

>>28042751
Nah, they ditched her.

>>28042772
Something like that, yeah.

>>28042741
I like to think that Sweetie is actually Rarity's child, but actually illegitimate. You see, back in Rarity's 'red light district' days, she was mostly careful with keeping herself child-proof. But one slip up led to another, and she accidentally got another pony pregnant. It just so happened that the pony she got pregnant was the relative to a good friend of Rarity's. After years of being out of the business and opening her shop, she got a knock on the door. It was Rarity's good friend, and at her side, a child by the name of Sweetie Bell. The rest, as they say, is history.

>>28042772

No, Weird Al will voice Derpy.

> Captcha: limail this

You agree, it seems, Captcha.

OKAY GUYS

NEW MLP EPISODE

OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE LANDS A FUCKING "SKY" LAMBORGHINI WITH FLUTTERSHY'S PARENTS IN IT

THEY FORCE HER TO COME WITH THEM AND PREPARE FOR THE MARRIAGE

THE MANE SIX FOLLOW THEM AND FIND THE HUGE CASTLE IN THE SAME SIZE LIKE CANTERLOT

HILARITY ENSUES

AND ALSO MAD FLUTTERSHY AGAIN

>>28042828

I wish we had Sweetie Bell singing it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ACCsbKokHg

>>28042856
>>28042828
Y u so cute sweety

>>28042816
What if she ate them after they ditched her?

Guys

how the fuck do i write derpy

i... i don't even.

>>28042856
Why hello there little filly...

Rarity? Where is mom? I can't find mom. Or my arms.

>>28042845
I imagined this in like super fast motion and I lol'd.

But no.

>>28042892
your mother is a hippie who fucked a singer

>>28042892
you can't find anything, seatie
you're just too stupid to find things

>>28042828
You are my least favorite person in these threads.

>>28042882

Writer as a normal pony? Make her a little clumsy?

Unless of course you're going for full retard derpy.

>>28042892
>FACELESSSUMMONED.JPG

>>28042824
>she accidentally got another pony pregnant
>she
>got another pony pregnant

Care to enlighten me?

>>28042922
Yeah that's the thing, the fanon of her personality varies from "lol she's clumsy and ate carrot top's food" to "HURP DURP MUFFINS IM RETARDED DURP"

wat do?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhD-vd7PXY4&feature=youtu.be

>>28042923
Is that dad?! What's a jeppug?

>>28042922

Woops, *write her.

>>28042941
Well, when two ponies love each other very, very much, they lick each other. (pony gestation period) months later, a new pony is born.

>>28042870
I'M ALIVVEEE
I'M ALIIVEEEE

Dumbbelle thread?

>>28042845
Why can't I have rich parents

>>28042845
"I...Am not...Getting...MARRIED!"

>>28042952
Yes Sweetie, faceless is your new dad.

>>28042824
WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING

>>28042892
Sweetie, how does this keep happening?

>>28042845
Sounds too...sitcom-ish.

>>28042965
That boy ain't right.

>>28042950
The carrot/derpy fanon is the best fanon of derpy

She's not like pants-on-head retarded

>>28042950

Just make her cute and clumsy, more people like that fanon over the herp derp retard shit. I know I like it better anyway.

>>28042984
Yay!

>>28041267
You should be happy, I'm the one who requested it! I hope you remember who your very best friend is

What's the beef with that downer?

You guys must really hate Sweetie Belle.

>>28042950

Write her in the most comfortable way you feel writing her.

>>28043030
I think she's adorable when she's stupid
which is always

>>28043015
Well, he's also our's new toilet.

>>28043015
>>28043049
Why can't you faggots just go to ponychan to rp?

I'm about to go take a massive dump. Which pony should I think about as I defecate?

>>28043063
Faceless

>>28042950
Pick and choose from the fanon to make a Derpy YOU like.

>>28043030
I love her being stupid, confused and sad when she knows she is dissapointing but don't know why.

>>28042752
>You think she's too shy for sex. She can overcome her fears if she tries hard enough. Or if she's pised off.

Fluttershy to her phillie; I've decided there's something you need to know about your conception.
Phillie; What?
Fluttershy; You're the product of rape.
Phillie; Oh my god mom! I'm so sorry, it must of been horrible for you.
Fluttershy; What? No, I raped your father, he wouldn't love me.

>>28043049

>>28043087

I think I like AB a little bit more, but Sweetie is up there.

>>28043087
I also find it amusing when Rarity is a terrible, terrible mother, but Sweetie doesn't understand it's actually child abuse
I'm a terrible person!

>>28043096
>Ba-Dum-Tiss

>>28043087
I think it's adorable to disappoint people and make them sad.

why do people hate CMC so much?

>>28042951
OK THAT'S SOME CREEPY SHIT
From now on I'll kill them instantly instead of setting them on fire.

>>28043134
I love the CMC. I wish the whole show was about them and only them.

>>28042984
whoawaitWHAT

>>28042845

> Episode about Fluttershy being forced into marriage.

> Flutterfans raging and crying about the thought of their pure, kind, waifu being defiled against her will every night, later, mothering foals she did not want nor loves but must act like she does.

So, Twilight was born in Canterlot, AJ and probably Rarity in Ponyville, RD in Cloudsdale and Pinkie Pie outside of Ponyville on a farm.

So, Fluttershy lived also in Cloudsdale before, I guess.

>>28042951
It always sounded to me like they were saying "Why don't you like me?".

>>28043134
Because every episode that they make about them they could be using that time to create one about the mane 6.

>>28043015
>>28043049
>>28043097
>>28043157

>>28043134
I liked apple bloom and the other two just sort of dilute her.

Relevant.

>>28043166
Yeah, she lived there until she was knocked off the clouds by Dash and discovered all the cutesy-wutsey animals on the ground.

>>28043179
Don't start.

>>28043118
Yes you are terrible person.

>>28043179
MY JAYPEG MAGIC WORKED

>>28043166
probably, she wasn't amused when they went to Cloudsdale, so that means she was there before

>>28043190

Rarity is obsesive compulsive.

She simply does NOT like being bothered while working.

>>28043215

>>28043148
When you set them on fire they "thank you god" or something like that backwards.

>>28043179
Daddy!

Why are there so many Russians in the fandom?
Not that I'm complaining, Russians seem to be cool bros.

>>28043166
She probably did.
She had never ventured to the ground until she was older.
And I don't think they have mentioned any other cities in the sky other than Cloudsdale.
Cloudsdale being 'Greatest city in the sky' because it's the only damn city in the sky.

this thread makes me depressed. Fuck faceless.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MgmHtmOaXI&feature=related

>>28043235
No, stop.
that's beedrill levels waifu-on-head retardness.

>>28043226

>>28043134
Because kids, in a cluster, tend to have their stupidity resonant with each other in such a way that they end up being completely ducking retarded.

>>28043158

No, thank you, I don´t want anyone drawing Fluttershy doing her *ahem* wife duties, all while thinking of being free walking in the forest and worrying about her now abandoned animals.

>>28043252
But I'm s'posed to poop on you...

>>28042824

>>28043274
Oh well that's an entirely diff- waait, waait, noo.

>>28043252
You mister open your mouth right now, we will fill you with poo until you explode.

>>28043256
So pretty much like these threads then?

>>28043278

>>28043302
Bitch I've an iron stomach.

but that's besides the point. why the fuck was "daddy faceless" even brought up? that's fucktarded.

>>28043305
Something like that, yes.

>>28043331
>faceless acting like a rational human being

you've been doing this a lot lately. Knock it off. Bring back the faceless we know and love

>watching mad and sketching.
How long is it going to take Mad to jump on the MLP parody wagon? I mean I've already seen parodies of Avatar, Regular Show and Adventure time.

Also why isn't their tagline "Get mad". That would be so great.

>>28043325
sweetabuse is a step too fucking far

>>28043325
Something about ponies driving cars just cracks me up.
Rarity's pissed off look at Seatie Belt when driving just makes it all the more funny

is there an official date for the begining of season 2?

i havent been paying attention to threads lately...

>>28043325
Requesting the second part.
Pretty Please?

>>28043356
I'm as much for RP as ever, but bringing in paternal bonds? fuuuuuuuu-uuuuuuck thaaaaaaaat.

>>28043331
stop acting like not retard and eat shit

>>28043375
Not yet.

>>28043388
I don't have it.
You get this squid instead

>>28043375
january 2012

>>28043397
So did the guys from that Derpyhooves blog ever returned?

>>28043391
But what if Mrs. Cake were your mom? WHAT THEN?

What do you think /co/?

It was a bitch finding the Pink as Hell paint, noone seemed to have it.

>>28043420
he was here yesterday asking whether he should give a shoutout on some podcast. i forget which

>>28043420
I Dunno.
Never been to derpyhooves

>>28043441
w-w-well, th-that's.. uhm..

fuck.

Good morbing MLP Ge-
>RP shit again

>>28043444
what do i think?! i think tf2 is boring

>>28043417
>>28043397
okay...

>>28043464
S'what I thought.

>>28043474
who's roleplaying?

>>28043325
>>28043278
This is Scootabuse level shit, what's it's called?

The only parents I'm interested in are the princesses'.

Quick drawing anyone?

>>28043474
im assuming morbing is some kind of coded request for a fluttershy dump

>>28043496
How about a Homunculus pony from Shadow of Destiny?

SUDDENLY

>>28043485
>>28043441
>anthro

>>28043497
Go on ahead

>>28043483
Yay it's the Scootaloo person.

>>28043444
'Tis good. Do you play in the pony servers?

>>28043496
Draw me like one of your French girls.

>>28043436
It's funny, because as much as people moan about EqD, nobody seems to want to look anywhere else.

>>28043490
scootabuse is old, now its all about the sweetieabuse

>>28043512
Indeed. so exquisite, and yet, anthroified. like it's mocking me of what it could have been.

>>28043497
I am okay with this.

>>28043497

>>28043554
I hated scootabuse
so why do I like sweetieabuse?

>>28043554
any CMC abuse is fucking awful

>>28043554
I wish Sweetielove would be more spread...

>>28043554
Holy shit. I'm seriously getting tired of seeing Scootaloo.

>>28043564
Oh hello loki. you planning a stream soon/tomorrow/gmt differences?

>>28043555

If porn's going to post people could at least be so kind as to post something that isn't light as air sketches.

The worst.

>>28043606
yeah, I hate porn, he only ever posts people

what a faggot

>>28043585
The two aren't mutually exclusive. Rarity loves sweetie, she really does, but she's just too much work sometimes. Why, the Jar is good for sweetie, she'll thank Rarity when she's older!

>>28043589
Nope. Gonna spend the entire time packing. Moving Thursday.

>>28043639
Ah, that was what I was hoping not to hear. Oh well.

>>28043586
horseapples, you cant have enough of this filly

>>28043669
REQUESTING SCOOTABUSE

>>28043638
Yeah, she'll thank Rarity for jar shaped body.

btw: all this sweetie jar stuff was started by this picture, or is there more?

What kind of sick fuck wouldn't eat out a marshmallow pony

>>28043688
whats up with that email?

>>28043719
vegetarians

>>28043692
have some scootabuse

>>28043739
No.
Wait.
But...
Um...

>>28043692

Amidoinitrite

>>28043660
Sorry, bro. Guess you didn't get the memo.

>>28043756
what? what happened?

>This thread

>>28043769
I did, was just hoping you could fit in one last stream.

>not jacking off to ponies
>in 2011

And thus, the elements of dissonance were quelled, laid to rest for a time, but the cost what had been paid was great indeed.
Dusk, tainted by the dissonance of Deceit and greed, and Dawn, tainted by the dissonance of Rage, were sealed deep within the earth, the elements of harmony their mighty bonds.
And Luna, tainted by the dissonance of Jealousy, was thereforce imprisoned withing the shadow of the moon.
All of them imprisoned within their cages, by the remaining power of the Elements of Harmony.
1000 years passed, and Luna escaped her bonds and returned to Equestria.
The bonds were broken.
What do you think happened to the other two?

>>28043777
If your a vegetarian...
And she's made of...
Marshmellows...
Therefor not meat...
Um...
Uh...

>>28043795
As weird as this sounds. I don't care about people jacking off to ponies being sexy or doing it with each other. But when it comes to humans fucking ponies, I just think its wrong.

>>28043804
It's simple.
If pony is marshmallow, and vegetarians wouldn't oral pony, then pony wouldn't lick pony.

Ergo, vegetarians eats ponies out because pony always licks pony.

>>28043795
that_fucking_pony.png

why it feels so right to punch her in a face?

>>28043762
>>28043762
>>28043762
i love you

>>28043795
>filename
link to full image

>>28043833
because 0r0 drew it, those fucking red lines on the face

>>28043795

mfw I notice Celestia is wearing Twilight Dash's Element of Harmony crown

>>28043861
i think it is 0r0 OC fucking celestia

>>28043487
Well, well well... It looks like I have a new toy to play with...

>>28043804

Gelatin.

Ponies are made of horse bones.

They technically have bones in their bodies even though they have no bones.

>That feel when you have a personal headcanon that you don't want to share with others because you know it would be stupid. not to mention an oc stars in it.

>>28042498
Doesn't that pretty much happen in every single cartoon show ever? There's a ridiculously cool kid who has embarrassing parents and/or siblings and they avoid them, but in the end show how much they love and appreciate their family.

On that note, I can imagine Dash's dad having huge glasses and not being able to fly properly, and snorts like a pig when he laughs. And her mom is Firefly.

Also hi.

>>28043861
i am pretty sure someone posted it 2 or one generals ago but didnt cared with saving, also, they said it was edited

>>28043881
No, it's 0r0's OC being hit on by Celestia.

>>28043795
Googled and found the full picture.

I think I prefer the cropped version.

>>28043926
Share with the class.

>>28043888

Gelatin is p. disgusting

>>28043940

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6184751

Taking request to do a really nonintensive and quick drawing.

>>28043940
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/687446#search=My_Little_Pony
version without That faggot

>>28042492
Pic: The last thing you see before you die.

>>28043977
I need to make an account to see it?

Never mind my interest just waned.

>>28043825
>>28043804
yknow, that.

Or the fact marshmallows have gelatin. Made out of horse and animal products

>>28043980
Draw Steven magnet

>>28042470
I'd imagine Trixie was the daughter of a famous magician who passed away before she could enroll Trixie in Celestia's school. And then Trixie has to live with her mother's sister, a snobby bitch who doesn't have any magic and frowns upon it being used in her house. Trixie ends up stealing her wagon and running away, wanting to live the dream of becoming a world-famous traveling magician, stockpiling the wagon with her mom's old books and things.

>>28043980
rainbow dash and applejack foxxy boxxing

>>28043998
http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/38286?search=celestia
clean version

SOMEONE POST FUNNY OR AWESOME LESS THAN THIRTY SECOND MOVIE CLIPS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHa_jqxnn4o

I WANT TO TRY SOME 10 PANEL ANIMATICS

>>28043998
>not having an account on Furaffinity

>>28043998
>>28043998
dont worry, its really not worth it i can post it anyway if you want

>looking through comic con costumes for fap
>see this

>>28044017

>>28043998
You can probably find it on Ponibooru.

>>28043980
Gilda eating a pine cone.

>>28044014
This is like.....1000 times better

>>28044023

Because not everyone is a furry?

>>28043998

What, you dont have a furaffinity account alrady? God, it's like you dont even look at furry porn or something

>>28044034
Yep, she was there on Friday with her boyfriend as Big Mac.

Attractive dude, too. They made a good couple.

>>28044051
thats probably a bad photo, but she isnt super good looking, not gonna lie

>>28044034
Skirt hair and bracelet accessories all exactly like my dream only shirt was black with worker logo/name tag and no ears wut.

>>28044039
yes, that is my intention

>>28044045
I have an FA account and I'm not a furry believe it or not. Some "good" art can come from it as well as some "good god" art. You can turn on the mature filter which is what I do and I only watch great artist who I'm trying to copy coloring styles from.

>>28043533
Enjoy.

>>28044082
make them these two.

Rhythm and blues

black and blue respectively

>>28044012

Okay, I'm PRETTY sure that's mostly the plot to Harry Potter.

>>28044110

Dat mocha.

>>28044045
If you like cartoons it would just kind of make sense to have one really...

>>28044110
And with text.

>>28044112
yeah....i know...that was my intention

>>28044125
And then Trixie hijacks the Knight Bus and drives to Hogwarts to find wizards.

>>28043998
Try this version

http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/38340

:/ damn furries ruining good fandoms

>>28044112

>Rhythm and Blues

If the requester is still here, would it be alright if I used Rhythm in the story? It'd save me the trouble of coming up with OC's.

>>28044143
hey, I was just making sure

>>28044110

holy crepe Mocha is back

HIDE EVERYTHING

>>28044074
Preferences are a funny thing; I saw her a couple times in person, and think she's really attractive.

There was also a Fluttershy running around with a camera and Angel Bunny bag who was just scary adorable.

>>28044163
>no cutie mark
blasphemy, off to the moon with you

>>28044110
Oh I will.
I will.

>>28044170
>asking for permission to use background characters

>>28044170
Wouldn't you be coming up with an OC anyway, since he doesn't have a fanon or canon personality yet?

>>28044110
>>28044140

>>28044197

The entire story is with background characters, of course I'm going to ask who to fucking put in it.

>>28044180
>>28044170
i am the requester, bro.

And yeah, sure. I just want these two to have more spotlight

>>28044110
>Mocha's back
Well that just brightens my day. Glad to see you back!

>>28044110
MOCHA YOU SLIPPERY SON OF A BITCH

DRAW MORE TASTEFULLY DESIGNED AND PERSONALITY FILLED OCs

>>28044188
true, true. I mean, im saying she isnt pretty, but she aint what I would peg as the best thing for a pinkie cosplayer, yknow? Twilight,perhaps a bit better

>>28043566

ponies! ponies in socks!

MORE!

Oh wow.

>>28044245
dont do any more OCs and please for the love of god dont listen to dinofag

>>28044242
>>28044242

>>28044208
see, what you dont understand is that that particular anon is a faggot writing MLP stories. this kind of person believes people naming background characters have copy write protection from other people using their ideas

>>28044294

If that's what you really want.

did you make this /co/?

>>28044245
I'm flattered but all my OCs will be kept to my personal tumblr.

>>28044300
And sorry, I'll never stop with OCs. But I'll keep them to my circle is all.

Trixies parents are probably really strict. Or unless they brought her up to think she's better than anyone else.

>>28044296
if you say pinkie pie will love them

>>28044305
Nah. I've got work in a few hours. Walking in after something like that his highly unprofessional.

>>28044311
>gore
>anon
right. And also please explain what you mean by this bullshit?

>>28044348
oh thats fine. I dont mind it as long as we dont have it here

>>28044305
Is it bad that made me chuckle like a motherfucker for no reason?

>>28044367
>shit talking gore
I have made a new enemy this day.

>>28044034
come across anymore pony cosplayers? pref humanized and not fur suit

>>28044275
...You think so? I dunno, I always found it hard to peg people for pony 'cosplay', seeing as their features don't translate too well into human features.

>>28044392
no, its not, made me giggle a bit too

>>28044392

>>28044331
Ahahha oh wow.

>>28044432
>>28044392
I laughed as well.
So to whoever made it, no hard feelings.

>>28044441
I wish I understood what was happening.

Fluttershy's parents are hardass take no shit from anyone extreme sport enthusiasts who keep trying to push Fluttershy to take more risks.

Her dad is voiced by ron pearlman.

>>28044437
shut up, faceless.

Go to FiMchan and RP with yourself some more.

>>28044425
Im mainly basing this on the fact if she was twilight, she might put something over those lovehandles. Thats the only discouraging bit about the get up.

If you must wear tutus and huge attention grabbing colors with kind of revealing gear, make absolutely sure your figure will work with it

>>28044425
i prefer realistic interpretations of ponies as how they might appear in the real world.

>>28044488

Just a reminder, don't drink Mocha's coffee

>>28044492
pinkie pie is fat though

You're all a bunch of nutters.

>>28044524
Mmm, the sweet flavor of rape.

>>28044524
coffee is shit, unless made by a professional. Or if it's irish

now tea, thats the working man's drink

>>28044520

oh god that's brilliant

>>28044392
Don't worry. You can play with me, Faceless...

>>28044549
not wearing a tutu or a small shirt, though

>>28044520
Them's fightin' words, buddy.

>>28044520
I'll never get one of these, and that makes me sad...

>>28044563
Why do you call your markers "boop" for some time? You used to give them different names before.

>>28044469
>Her dad is voiced by Ron Perlman

>>28044598

>>28044598
why would you want one?

>>28044631
This anon is a nice guy.

>>28044626
what if she had a brother that had her flutterguy voice?

>>28044562

If you work in some kind of fish and chips factory maybe

>>28044616
Laziness mostly.

Can anyone please delete an image from the last thread so it can be marked?

>>28039257
>>28039257

Thank you in advance.

>>28044648
>>28044562
>implying hot chocolate isn't the best.
Yum

>>28044664
Mmm... hot chocolate and pony mallows

>>28044664
Hot chocolate master race.

>>28044648
>fish and chip factory

its a chippie, and god is it good on a friday after the pub.
Or a curry from the takeaway

>>28044655
there you go

>>28044562
So I pour the coffee into the teapot...
cofftee

>>28044693
I think we're on to something here...

>>28044562
tea is for faggots. Coffee is for manly men

>>28044631
Thanks anon, now I can die knowing I achieved everything I could in this life

Can someone throw an image together? Some kind of pony pose in impact font, with the text

>WRITEFAGS, ASSEMBLE!

thanks in advance

>>28044492
'Love handles'? Looks like hips to me, with the tutu cutting into the skin right above.

Or you just have unrealistic ideas of what a girl should look like.

>>28044708
Pinkie Pie is way ahead of you.
http://rule34-images.paheal.net/_images/fcd0a204cf436d289458608b58d40c59/686960%20-%20Friendship_is_
magic%20My_Little_Pony%20pinkie_pie%20planarian.jpg

>>28044708
No, please, not today

>>28044721

>>28044708
No please.

What is this devilry?

>>28044706
Hmm, still says it's at image limit.

Oh well, thanks anyway.

Guys, what if


Instead of ponies, the main cast were bears?

would you still watch?

>>28044707
do we need to go deeper?
>>28044715
in your costa sipping on your double mocha-latte with cream and chocolate on top typing on your macbook about how that last arthouse film you saw wasnt nearly as good as YOUR screenplay.

Or making a mug of FACKIN' tea while having a cheeky fag while you plan whose house you're gonna FACKIN' break into and steal their FACKIN' telly

>>28044775
I would watch harder.

>>28044732
Not on my watch, Fool!

>>28044761
sry, my bad
now it's gone

>>28044730
probably, I dont really fucking care

>>28044775
Would there still be a lot of plot?

>>28044784
>still discussing this
come on guys, hot chocolate is best. The discussion is over.

>>28044758
My wonderful triumph over nature

>>28044820
5starpost

>>28044432
>>28044305
though, why would anyone want to choke on sweetie belles dick aids

>>28044820
so close...

damnit faceless, why can't you just do what i ask.

>>28044818
more expensive, too much is sickly

>>28044813
That got it. Thanks!

nekontheravefoxy (7/25/11 11:53:16 AM): *he would have a green glowstick in his left paw and in his right a blue glowstick as he moves them around still dancing*
djvinylscratch (7/25/11 11:53:50 AM): *Raises hooves over the fox's shoulders*
nekontheravefoxy (7/25/11 11:54:07 AM): *he would smile*
nekontheravefoxy (7/25/11 11:54:45 AM): mind if i play one of my fav techno songs vinyl
djvinylscratch (7/25/11 11:54:58 AM): *Fox notices the fiberwire too late, Is strangled by pony*
djvinylscratch (7/25/11 11:55:00 AM): Hitman.

>>28044784
more like

Drink a cup of coffee as black as the night sky, your beard growing from the pure manliness as you plan out the shit your gonna get done today.

Or drink some tea out of tiny cup with your sugar. Oh dear do make sure you extend your pinkie. Fucking queer ass tommies

>>28044843
because you spell "dammit" as "damnit"

>>28044751
Hmm, you see other anons, this is an anon who got decency and class. You should learn from him.

>>28044852
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know I was talking to poor people.

>>28044855
Flawless.

>>28044877
>image limit

NEW THREAD TIEM

>>28044858
>tommies
shut the fuck up fritz, you want another dresden?

more like. Have your cup of homepressed disgusting black coffee as you stroke your unwashed, measly beard, wondering why people think you're a pedophile as you contemplate jumping off the office you work 9-5 at because you're wife left you for me and your kids all drink tea now.

I'll just be here sculpting my glorious facial hair while wondering why all the best musicians are british, why we invent everything and why yank bitches love the accent, even though I only use it to tell them to shut the fuck and make me some fucking tea, one lump. Fucker.

what about a glass of milk?

>>28044977
I put your pussy milk in my tea, nigga

>>28044950
Then you wake up to find that it's time to suck your shit tea through your mangled british teeth, all the while your "women" run to the manly coffee drinkers like myself who are busy getting shit don all day erry day; as opposed to having to take midday tea brakes while adjusting your panties.

Okay, okay. here you go.

How big is your pony folder?

A few funny ones you've saved from here and ponychan?

Ever wish you had more?

Well, you're in luck.

26,000 pictures of pure, marshmallow ponies.

http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/6492897/26_000_pictures_of_ponys

I like hot cocoa.

>>28045028
i hate you so much

>>28045030
6.7 gigs of ponies.

>>28045030
and I thought my 174 MB pony folder is too much...

>>28045030
>pinkiepieslowpoke.jpg

damn you, image limit

New thread

>>28045047
>>28045047
>>28045047
>>28045047
>>28045047

>>28045022
More like crying while weeping that disgusting greasy burger from your bloated lips to take a sip of coffee from your specially made cup because your fingers are too fat for a regular one, wondering why 14 pacemakers STILL wasnt enough to keep your, now 90% cholesterol heart, from stopping. Your doctor tells you all your organs are shutting down because the shame of keeping a coffee drinker alive is just too much.

Meanwhile, I'll be alive PAST my 40s, while bitches suck the tea off my beautiful teeth and cock

>>28045030

Already downloaded it. It's 80% shit.