Dragon dildos

Have this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fkt4TLMFYE&feature=player_embedded

>>28037823
/thread

>>28037824
>a bit
Great because I only have a bit of wang

>>28037823
>>>/g/

>>28037800
Untold horrors.

>>28037823
in the MLP world, they're just called dildo's, their version is Human dildo's

>>28037854

>>28037854
wouldnt they have horse dildos

here's Tuxedo Scoot for whoever requested it

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Probably some hooks and a couple ill-advised sequels

>>28037862

>>28037847

Call 911, I'm having a heart attack

I just woke up, and immediately found a pretty new MLP General on the front page. Sweet.

Do you guys ever imagine yourselves in Equestria as humans? What are you doing there?

>>28037884
OP is very related

>>28037881
I love that feel.

>>28037867
thanks brony

>>28037884
Twilight with all her books on fables and such

>>28037884
I dunno, but I'd like to be into ponies

>>28037888
>what are you doing there
Ponies

I can't picture this pony sleeping gracefully. So tossing and turning it is.

>>28037884
Ehehehe
>>28037903
And we wonder who gave her those books.

>>28037906
Ponies would like you in them.

>>28037884
Fluttershy wouldn't clop to humans, but she'd probably just think they're strange animals. I could pretend to be sick, and she has to suck the sickness out...you know, to break the fever

>>28037914
Great! Thank you for this.

Jayson Thiessen will attend one of the Brony meetups in September.

>>28037934
>bonersuck.jpg.why

...k?

Can someone draw me Princess Luna dancing to thriller. Please?

>>28037934
>She freaks about the size of your body compared to the apparent sickness.
>Covers you in leaches.

>>28037943

you got it

>>28037888
I've been toying with the idea of writing a fic where the Joker stumbles into Equestria and finally finds himself at peace, and then Batman comes in and tries to take him back to Arkham, beating up the ponies until the Joker finally goes willingly, to stop the assault

>>28037934
>I could pretend to be sick, and she has to suck the sickness out

what
besides being totally creepy
that doesn't make any sense

>>28037934
you'd end up with a pill in your butt and a warm bowl of soup

>>28037943
I think we need all the ponies dancing to thriller, like that one with Ben Franklin and the presidents

>>28037939
Who is this and why should I care?

>>28037965
I uhh...what. I could...actually see that happen

>>28037941
I can't imagine having a horse suck your dick being anything but uncomfortable, but that's MLP General for ya!

>>28037967
it doesn't have to make sense!
STOP FUCKING WITH MY TWISTED FANTASY!

>>28037914
awesome
>>28037986
just get out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJfZTr8zMsc#t=00m52s

Fluttershy ain't that cute or moe all the time.

>>28038002
>sad pinkie pie face
I boner'd.

This thread turned horrible in a matter of minutes. Jesus.

>>28037986

The shows director and I think he's the exec since Lauren left.
You should care because this man will ruin the show.

>>28038013
...and you're surprised it took that long?

>>28038013
Yeah, that will happen

>>28038018
aw shucks.

well... we'll still have fanworks to keep the dream alive.

>>28038013
the thread started terrible, you useless neighsayer

Guys... I think Spike my be one of my new favorite characters. I don't know how this happened.

he reminds me of Kyon from Haruhi

>>28038013
>>28038037
Not as bad as the last thread ended...

>>28037976
>implying that's a bad thing

>>28038028

No.. no I just remember a time when these threads were rather pleasant and this fandom wasn't creepy as shit.

>>28038018
Is there anything to indicate that he'll ruin the show, or is that just speculation?

>>28038045
When was this? Before the show aired?

>>28038040
My head is full of ideas that I can't tell if I hate or love...

>>28038062

Almost, roughly that first 2 months were pretty nice. After that, everything went careening down hill.

>>28038049

Nah, there is none. Lauren will still be involved in the stories.

Also, there was a lot of speculation about this series being just another MLP and we know where all that ended.

>>28038045
I apologize for contributing to this. I don't really want a hummer from Fluttershy. I just think it would be fun to hang out with her is all. And her humanized pics are hot.

>reading Luna's Goodwill Tour

Why is Luna such a bitch?

She's supposed to be nice...

>>28038085

I'll meet ya there bud, I just feel like this fandom should keep some shit to itself.

Hey guys, I'm completely caught up on all the shows I've been watching and now am just waiting for new episodes
Someone recommend me a new show
Animated or not

>>28038102
Haruhi season 2

>>28038099
>self-hating bronies

guys, take the good with the bad, and get over yourselves. one shit thread isn't the end of the world, and this thread isnt even bad.

for one thing, I don't see faceless anywhere...

>>28038084
I guess we'll just have to see what happens. Lauren was obviously a big part of the show, but now that the other people working on it realize that there's a sizable crowd that actually gives a shit about its quality they'll be more inclined to keep it up

>Go to work in a good mood.
>Buddy notices.
>Asks why my normal, rage all day to help power though the day is lacking.

"Oh, I got to read my favorite fanfic's update!"
"Lets move some fucking furniture!"

>>28038109
Anything that's not Japanese

>>28037888
Hunting in the Everfree forest. A place where even the plants can kill you? Lord help me, it's just like home!

>>28038102
Adventure Time

>>28038109
god no, season 2 is garbage
>Endless Eight
fuck my life, why did they do this?

i hope if there's a season three it's not insufferable trash

>>28038049

He voluntary wants to hang out with ponychanners on a non-official brony meet-up, enough said.

DO YOU THINK ANYPONY HAS INTENTIONALLY RUBBED POISON JOKE ON THEMSELVES IN ORDER TO ENACT A SEXUAL FANTASY

>>28038111
People around here take this shit way too seriously. I'm just here for the ponies, not to worry about the state of the "fandom" and what everyone thinks of it

>>28038126
that is one of the shows I am caught up on

>>28038138
Dan Vs.

>>28038132
No, but if a human ever ran into that shit, I expect some fucked up jokes.

>>28038141
I want to watch more episodes of this but I cant find the episodes online anywhere :S

>>28037888
Since I'm from the 3rd dimension I'm a god there.

So I destroy everything while laughing my ass off and using ponies as weapons, except for lyra. Because I like that shade of green.

>>28038132
If they did that they'd probably just lose their genitalia.

And that's the joke

>>28038112

Or they will fill season 2 with fanon bullshitt in a shitty attempt to cater to the fandom.

Does someone want to do a drawing of young Fluttershy for me?

Like how she looked in The Cutie Mark Chronicles.

sup in this motherfucker

>>28038146
Shit, that show needs some more fanbase.
Shits hilarious.

>>28038156
they should write for Tim Buckley

this thread really isn't that bad. There isn't a lot of pony-talk going on, beat at least there's no scootabuse happening. I had to take a day off when people kept talking about hurting/killing the CMC

>>28038148
>Ponies as weapons

this is the best idea ever

>>28038093
>>28038093
>>28038093
>>28038093

guys

ANSWERS

check it out guys
I found a shirt to wear when you get whyboners

>>28037965
ok, so as I contemplate how to write this...
You're favorite super-hero and super-villain wind up in Equestria: who are they and what do they do?

>>28038164

There's nothing worth talking about because the last episode aired months ago, this is why threads boil down to meta discussion, complaining, sick shit and arguing.

>>28038171
She has no defined personality, for all we know she could be worse than Trixie, or a whiny emo bitch, or a troll, or whatnot. Don't whine about the personality of a character who doesn't have one to begin with.

>>28037888
Killing twilight over and over so she doesn't become my waifu.

I'm pretty fucked up.

>>28038130
Nah bro - Endless Eight was cool.
I understand why people hate it, but it's nice to see new/different things being done - Just the concept of it (along with the fact that they actually did it) is awesome...

also
Chronological order > Original broadcast order
dealwithit.jpg

also
/a/ on my /co/
I'm ok with this.

>>28038187
at least the dialogue we have from her lone appearance in episode 1 suggests she's not a huge bitch

WHICH SHE IS IN THIS FIC AND ITS UPSETTING ME

>>28038171
Alternate character interpretation.

Also >Fanfiction.

>>28038195

>>28038184
goddamnit..."your", I meant "your"

>>28038093
She isn't...
She is a millenia out of touch with a regiment of guards that would be sucking mud in any other situation.

Luna, for the most part makes a ton of progress in that fic.
I kinda feel sorry for the rookie guard. Fuck.

That story needs to update more.

>>28038202
>Bitch Luna
Maybe I should read this

>>28038185
damn, and I just started watching two weeks ago.

>>28038191
Oh anon, nobody minds if we're together~

>>28038195
I loved the concept, and before I watched it, I told myself I was going to go through all the Episodes.

then I actually tried watching it

again, the idea was great, but wasting that many episodes of a season in what could have been new content... so upsetting. And then they spent like five fucking episodes on that stupid movie. Only redeeming part was when Kyon almost smacked Haruhi's bitch face, BUT THEN HE TOTALLY DIDNT AND EVERYTHING WENT BACK TO NORMAL.

I really hope season 3 is better.

>>28038208
> someones opinion differs from mine
>must be a troll

>>28038226
yeah, being late to the scene is a bit shit.

>>28038232
Shut up.

>>28038211
If her characterization changes then I might change my opinion, but being regal does not have to = being a huge fucking cow. Celestia is a bitch in this one too, when from everything we've seen in the show she's benevolent and understanding.

Whatever, fanfics gonna fanfic.

FiM Season 3 will be animated in Japan and have a recurring villain featuring the daughters of the mane 6.

Shinboku Sentai Pony Ranger!!

>>28038235
S3 confirmed?
There was that Tanabata countup deal - Anything come of it?

>>28038264
>inb4 chibi-twilight from the future

I'm moving to LA in two weeks, I'm hoping the increased volume of people there will raise my chances of finding a cute...ponette? bronyette? Did we ever come up with a name for pony girls? I feel weird calling them fillies

Guys help me
I am coughing up those weird tonsil stone things
they are gross and smell awful
how do I get rid of them

>>28038276
don't even think that, lest you bring about your own destruction

Post your ponies, QUCIK!

>>28038285
Bleach

>>28038264
Nah
Will be moe SoL
>Moe Loli Pony

>>28038276

Silly anon, of course they will have a robotic chibi Twilight guiding them through all their adventures.

>>28038277
there will never be another pony thread simulator

I know have a fascination in lyres and want to learn how to play them because of Lyra. Should I actually try to learn how to play them?

>>28038289
this is my pony
her name is spectrum rush
she styles her hair like rainbow dash because they're in love

>>28038277
They're still bronies

It's an all-inclusive term

>>28038277
they're bronies too

also, you are sad and pathetic.

>>28038259

so i'm to busy teaching GK how to play zelda to read the comments. anyone taking that luna dancing to thriller request?

>>28038285
Try gargling. Mouth wash, salt water, or diluted hydrogen peroxide.

Dunno if they'll help but they can't hurt.

>>28038304
No, lyres are lame. Learn how to play the violin

>>28038304
every post I've seen from you in the past three days has been lyra related

go for it, just don't expect anyone to care

>>28038306
wtf you stole my character
Prism Touchdown

>>28038304
Only if lyres aren't too expensive.

Also you're probably suck at it.

>>28038304
DO IT

I need the comic "what would the cutie mark of somepo­ny whose cutie mark is arguing even look like" with the 4­chan four leaf clover symbol

>>28038326
no she's mine
chroma speedy

>>28038293
I would watch the fuck out of that!
allmymoney.jpg

>>28038304
Why are you obsessed with Lyra?

Do we need to talk, Anonymous?

>>28038318
Tanman is apparently

>>28038302
I don't think I was around for that. What was it?

>>28038226

What is your favorite episode? What do you think of episode five? How do you feel about the character Trixie?

>>28038332
I'll see if I have it tagged

...nope, so have this instead

>>28038339
That's not Anonymous! Don't group us all in with that mint pony loving trash

>>28038326
her name is Paint Angel

ok, I hate drawing luna so much because of her proportions, but anyway, here it is: Luna Dancing to thriller. Albeit, lackluster.

>>28038339
>anonymous

respect the trip, bitch

>>28038311
sad and pathetic? Would it be any different if I wanted to find a girl that was as into Batman? Or Greek mythology? Or any other even slightly nerdy interest?
2/10, I think I need a smoke

>>28038352
No it's Lotsacolour Fastie

>>28038350
Close, but nope.

>>28038339

I DON'T KNOW. WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME GUYS!?

>>28038359
>Not having anonymize on with 4chan X

>>28038356
FUCK YEAH! It's taken three threads and a case of beer to make me keep making this request!

>>28038365
Velocity Leprechaun

Annnd here's that pie baking one someone requested. Enjoy.

>>28038363
>would it be sad if
Yes

You in denial, bro, relationships are about personality compatibility, not liking the same inane shit.

>>28038356
not who you made that for, but I appreciate the effort

Apple Bloom is cute.

>>28038375
lol is that your girlfriend

>>28038375
We didn't do shit. You made your bed, now sleep in it. With Lyra.

Ponies have ruined my sleep schedule.

>>28038388
I disagree

>>28038375
I'm sure you'll live a long and happy life together

>>28038390
>>28038393
>>28038399

IT'S BEEDRILL ALL OVER AGAIN. GOD. DAMMIT.

>>28038393
USE YOUR HANDS
USE THEM GOOD

>>28038332

>>28038397

>>28038383
QuickspeedgofastMcZoomie ManycrayonsBigPalette

Alright, so let's say you are a human and you've found yourself in equestria. You are able to communicate with the ponies and you have been there for about a month already, you are pretty much accepted as a member of their community, although you spend much time in the forest on errands for zecora. (Let's say you are just slightly shorter than the trees)
Anyway, everything is fine and dandy except for the fact that the oils on your skin act like an acid to the ponies exclusively (you can pick plants and shit but they have to wash them) you found this out very early on after giving a pet to a pony, and then later confirmed it wasn't just your touch when you got an apple down for applebloom.
To get by this you just wear some gloves made for you by rarity whenever you touch a pony.
Now, one day while you are sitting in ponyville minding your own business Lyra approaches you and asks for you to speak with her in private. You go to her place and to your surprise she's modified her house to accomodate you, so you enter it.
She explains that it's always been her dream to meet a human and she was devastated to find out you couldn't give her a pet. She asks you to pet her without your gloves on, she insists it will make her happy no matter what. You know that it will sear her flesh and extended contact will most definitely leave permanent scars if not kill her.
Would you do it? Would you give lyra a pet?

>>28038406
Excellent.
Is there a larger version showing them arguing beforehand?

>>28038375
You need that bird dead?
2 bits.
and the nearest hotel

>>28038315
Well, now I want a Harbinger shoop of Twilight.

>ASSUMING DIRECT FRIENDSHIP
>I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS

>>28038403
We'll hold a wedding for them! It will be ever so much fun

>>28038410
I would give all of them a lengthy, loving pet.

All of them.

>>28038419
ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL OF YOUR HEART, ANON.
THIS HURTS YOU... AND YOU LIKE IT.
IF I HAVE TO LOVE YOU ANON, I WILL.

>>28038410
Fuck off - We did this last week...

>>28038410
Screw that, I'm going all Godzilla on the ponies so I can rule over them as their god

>>28038404
Gosh I sure hope not. Just having a spot of fun.

What becomes of this line now lies with you.

>>28038410
are you the same guy who constructed the elaborate scenario where a pony is trapped and dying and terrified of you and you have the choice of hugging it or not, knowing that you'll never see another again?
if so, fuck you

Too see my fellow man stoop so low as to love a pony, a filthy quadruped xeno, is a tragic thing. And an enraging thing.

Because it's FUCKING HERETICAL.

>>28038384
Yay!

>>28038441
Me and Gummy are taking over.

>>28038448
EXTERMINATUS?

>>28038443
what if, right, you're in this field, just walking along
and you find a pony
and it wants to hug you

and if you do hug it, nothing bad will happen, and if you don't hug it, nothing bad will happen

would you do it?

>>28038385
I know you're a troll, but I'll take the bait.
Obviously relationships are based on compatibility, but having similar tastes is usually a sign of that, and sharing common ground is a good way to spend time together.
A relationship will never work if you only share one common interest, that's fucking obvious, and looking for people based only on that interest is stupid. It would just be nice to find a cute woman who happens to like MLP

>>28038448
I believe this stamp is somewhat more fitting.

>>28038458
EXTERMINATUS.

>>28038404
>>28038410
Hmm

>>28038410

I would quickly cast a fire ball and burn everything in sight.

>>28038448
And to find the heretical humans on my plane of existence is double heretical.

>>28038432
HAHA OH FUCK

>The forces of magic bend to me...
>Friendship cannot be stopped!
>I AM THE HARBINGER OF YOUR TOLERANCE!

>>28038464
fuck it

>>28038464
I DON'T KNOW, MAN

GIVE ME MORE TIME TO THINK

>>28038464
KILL IT

KILL IT UNTIL IT'S DEAD

>>28038485
do you hold it in your arms and whisper your love as you do so? Because that counts as hugging

>>28038464
Yes I would. It would be the highlight of my day, in fact, to hug that pony.

>>28038432
If my heart got controlled, I would never want it to be released.

>>28038491
whyboner.gif

ihatemyself.png

>>28038448
the Inquisition has never outright stated that such a thing is heresy. I mean, ponies could worship the god-emperor...

>>28038491
no
it's rough and emotionless and i cast the pony aside like a sack of turnips afterwards

WWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>>28038477
Everything but your precious Lyra?

>>28038464

I would quickly cast a fire ball and burn everything in sight.

>>28038510
Looks like someone touched a pony

>>28038508
and when it follows you home, not pleading or begging, just following you, silently, looking at you with those hopeful eyes, just waiting and wishing for your touch, what then?

I really hate this Dafty and Lyra business because I like Lyra too. A lot.

GUYS
what does it mean if i just had explosive diarrhea but when I got the pain in my intestines I also got a really bad cramp in my testicles and even though im done pooping my testicles still hurt?

How would the ponies feel this oil through their fur?

>>28038521
ahhh
i can't do this anymore
i would hug that pony good, and take it home and get stoned with it and watch 2001: a space odyssey

>>28038527
Dunno, but if srs you should probably get that checked out in the morning.

>>28038527
Propably all that sex with animals does that.

Oh man Mocha if you're still looking for something to do do you think you can pull off something with LittlePip here?

>>28038527
You're not watching nearly enough ponies

>>28038534
>Getting stoned as fuck with a pony

Shit that's probably one of the most awesome things ever. How had the idea not crossed my mind yet?

Bonus points if it's Twilight.

>>28038553
I fucking hate that fic.

>>28038534
you sick bastard you will probably overdose the pony on marijuana because of its smaller body size and kill it

>>28038528
It burns through their fur like the most corrosive, alien acid known to ponies and melts all the way down to their skin and straight through to the bone.

Not too fast, but not too slow, and it's not soluble in equestrian water.

>>28038541
YOU LIE

Am somewhat rage mode.
What are you guys to?

>>28038526

Sorry, just ignore it bro.

>>28038560
Care to tell us why?

>>28038466
I think that would just be weird...
Same with my chinese cartoons - Watching them with other people would just be weird...
Though maybe not - I've just never met a girl who I was compatible with who also liked these things.
>implying you're compatibility/similar taste thinking is flawed
>implying if I did find someone I was compatible with who happened to feel the same about this shit as I do I wouldn't not probably be thrilled

>>28038568
>overdose the pony on marijuana
i don't know why but i lol'd so hard
besides, even at it's body size it would take like a pound of weed to OD

Cowboys and porn.
It's all cowboys and porn with those ponies.

>>28038572
Talking about ponies, reading fanfiction, and enjoying the sudden outburst of talented drawfriends.

y u mad, fluffy?

>>28038572
We're all in "ridiculous hypothetical situations involving ponies" mode

So, you know, the usual

What if H.P. Lovecraft wrote an episode or two?

ok guys, it was fun drawing for you all, but I'm getting out of here now. I might come back soon, but I'll definitely return during season 2.

here, before I go, have this.

closest to porn you'll ever see me get

>>28038470

>exterminatus
>starcraft marine

You just went full retard

inb4 'LOL I TROL U'

>>28038602
Man would have discovered a way to bring life back to the dead and we'd reach a new age of wonderment and glory

>>28038589
Death. They deserve it.

>>28038603
thanks tanman you're a cool dude

come back soon, don't be a stranger

>>28038602
Ponies are actually outer gods, the pony part is the only part we can perceive.

>>28038588
>pound of marijuana
ive never smoked weed but isnt that about how much you consume at once?

>>28038606
Normally I'd be on the 'retards' boat, but I was literally about to do the same thing with this image before you pointed that one out. You're too easy.

>join DA
>only watched by people who know me
>pitter around for a few weeks
>finally join MLP DA group
>all of a sudden I have watchers and favorites
>feels goodman

>>28037943
Feel free to re-request to someone else or correct me on something. Maybe zombies coming up and more shading.

>>28038588
Not true, My brother overdosed on marijuana. He also got aids from sharing his marijuana needle.
>>28038625
If you have ALOT of money and ALOT of friends.

>>28038625
Uh.... Nnnno?

You know when people say a 'bowl' of weed, it's the small bowl in the end of a pipe, barely the size of a thimble if that, not like, a cereal bowl or something, right?

>>28038602
Man discovers equestria.

>I can't wait to be a useless piece of shit all day and explore all these dreamlands
>Oh fuck these ponies keep eating all my sanity
>It keeps happening
>I TOLD YOU DOG
>I WARNED YOU ABO'GHT PnG'LgFKT Y'GRWEILT'J FGhA YOG SOTHOTH

>>28038630
link that shit, boy-oh.

>>28038581
not the same anon

but it's overrated and badly written

and its fucking Fallout

>>28038625
lol
no
a gram can get you a decent high
a pound is HUGE, it would take you all day just to physically consume it all, and it would cost you a fortune for any weed of decent quality
imagine weed is like feathers, for it to measure up to a pound there needs to be a LOT of it, because it's light stuff

>>28038644
holy fuck I lol'd

thanks anon

>>28038645
I don't want to seem like too much of a self-promoting faggot

>>28037872


hellraiser reference?

>hugging a pony
>just hugging it
>not brushing your hand through its mane, going up to behind their ear to scratch there, giving the pony a deep kiss as she moans into your mouth for more than one reason, eyes locked together as she starts playing with your tongue...

Excuse me what was the question again?

>>28038646
its fucking it right in the ass

>>28037800


go on.. open it...

>>28038662
shut the fuck up, faceless

>>28038602
we've discussed this: Gummy is the herald of Cthulhu, and he talks to Pinkie, who is the only one that hears the whispers

>>28038651
Is that some sort of challenge?

>Fallout Eq
I like it.

>>28038659
Obviously. It's clearly the Lament Configuration in the OP as well

>>28038644
>>Oh fuck these ponies keep eating all my sanity
>>It keeps happening

But doesn't that happen every day, to the viewers?

>>28038658
i just asked you, dog

fine, be that way

>>28038646
Not to mention, recently it got all 'lesbians on the battlefield' on us

>>28038671
>>28038672
inb4 shitstorm

>>28038671
>>28038672
What

>>28038644
>Ponies eating peoples minds, making them babbling slaves to all ponydom and violently agressive against anybody who dares to question them

Seems like it has already begun.

>>28038671
>>28038672
HOW DIS HAPPEN

>>28038662
>Okay
>okay
>Woah wait what are you
>NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

>>28038625
Holy shit that's hilarious. If trolling: good job, that made me laugh.

If serious: No. Not even close. An ounce usually lasts me a month or so.

>>28038662
I didn't say you have to stop after you'd hugged it once, just whether you'd do that initial hug

It may not even be into that sort of thing, not every pony is a xenophile

>>28038683
>>28038682
I have no idea. But I'm scared and strangley aroused.

>>28038671
>>28038672
calamitymind

>>28038646
>Badly written
>And it's fucking Fallout.
And it is more interesting then the fucking games.
It takes all of the Fallout games and makes a crossover work.
...
>Sees shitstorm.
...You know what, all I can do is ask you to read it with a grain of salt, it's not that bad.

>>28038690
I dunno though guys, I'm pretty hungry/thirsty guy, I would probably eat way more weed at once then you guys if I was ever to try it

>>28038662
Hey Faceless, why did you stop writing again? I feel the spark inside you still...

>>28038708
okay now you're trolling
but that was fucking funny

>>28038704
>And it is more interesting then the fucking games.
I will fucking kill you in your dreams.

>>28038713
LOL yes that post was trolling but the rest was serious

>>28038680
I dreamed about ponies about 4 days straight.

>>28038710
Because I'm such a loudmouth.

>>28038708
Doubt it. I eat more weeds than anyone else in here. I once ate 10 weeds in one day.

>>28038662
why boner

and why am i imagining twilight sparkle doing this

>>28038726
Well, go back to it, I like the stuff you write in spurts here. You're a cool dude.

>>28038730
That's a lot of weeds, man. I tried to do that once, but they kept getting stuck in my throat.

Are yours all thorny like the ones in my yard?

>>28038740
She'd be willing to do it for research purposes

>>28038742
No way, you noob. Talk to me again when you can handle more weeds.

>>28038740
Because you'd run your other hand down her back, itching the base of her tail as it rises up in the air, shuddering uncontrollably with each stroke, her cheeks flushing redder yet.

>>28038710
Because he cannot write

Why arent you faggots just posting on Ponychat?

>>28038755
I'm not a professional writer.

neither is most of the fic writers.

>>28038754
Get out of my head ;_;

>>28038725
I have been watching since release. and just got one halfway related to ponies when i tried to sleep 20 hours to fix my sleep schedule only made it 17 hours but fuck the dreams were well detailed and i remember everything every face of every person every detail of the facility.

Also may not have talked to the ponies because i managed to talk a girl into going on vacation with me the nextday. /foreveralone

>>28038768
None of you are. Except me.

>>28038767
>sage in name field
>ponychat
i lol'd
2/10

>>28038768
>neither is
sublte troll is subtle

seriously though, tell us a story, uncle faceless.

>>28038780
nah.

>>28038767
Why aren't you putting sage in the right place?

Oh wait, it's because you are a troll.

THAT explains it.

>>28038598
Sounds like good time!
And not really rage anymore. Luckily I found a backup.. But in case you're still wondering:
Spent the past few hours finally finishing up this model. Then just as I start making textures for it, program decides to crash and corrupt the file.. Boy was I grumpin.

>>28038767
Reported for advertising and not knowing how to sage
...I fell for it, didn't I? EFG, is that you?

I kind of want an anthro mare
I have become what I always hated. Some kind of fucking furry.
I was always a horrible pervert but this is a bit even for me

>>28038778
just because i made a typo doesnt make me a troll

>>28038773
I've had a few pony dreams. It was really weird because in all of them, it wasn't anything special that they were there. It was like they were a part of my nomral everyday life. Oh, wait...

The real reason Faceless stopped writing is that other guy started doing scatfics and now he doesn't need to make his own fap material anymore.

>>28038788
>be nice to faceless
>request something
>"nah"

Oh yeah, that's why everyone hates you.

>>28038768
Then let my previous post speak volumes of just how low on the totem pole you are. I know even you can do better than that.

>>28038788
tell us the tale of your people

when was that podcast supposed to drop, anyway?

>>28038807
hatesex bestsex, don't you know? spread the word!

>>28038807
I hate him for a lot of reasons.
I want to fuck him so bad

>>28038768
RS is

>>28038798
THIS and everytime i wake up i hate it all i want to do is ask some ponies afew questions and hug dash or pinkie

>>28038821
most.

MOST.

>>28038816

I SHALL.

>>28038679
I kind've been waiting for that, haven't gotten to it yet tho

Girl needs some love before she fucking dies

>>28037800

>>28038821
No he's not. I am the only professional in here.

>>28038771
you'd both slowly make your way to her bed, where you fall on top of her. She giggles as the air is pushed out of her, and you hold her close and nibble the top of her ear. She stops you, leans close, and whispers I love you, Anonymous, come to equestria and be with me forever

>>28038835
I'm the most professionalist writer of all.

Someone said epic art thread?

>>28038827
The only one I can really remember was one where me and some of my old bandmates were assigned to guard Twilight and Spike's castle. We ended up drinking all her beer and trashing the place.

>>28038835
is RS actually a professional writer? If so, i need to get into that, because his writing is complete shit

>>28038821
Being shitty is not professional. I've gotten more hot and bothered by someone banging out a fuckfic in an hour and a half than all RS's catalog combined.

Now this fucker right here >>28038835 is a pro. The living and breathing modern day version of that dead writer you love so much.

>>28038851
He writes technical books or something

>>28038837
Low blow.

low blow.

>>28038839
No you're not. GO ON HOME KID, YA MAMA CALLIN!
>>28038851
He's not. He's said before he's right out of High school engrish class.

>>28038464

Depends on which pony that is

>>28038859
on horse anatomy

>>28038851
He claimed to have a phd in something once, I thought he was bullshitting. I've never read his stuff so i have no idea if thats entirely improbable.

>>28038862
She said "Anonymous", not "Faceless"

>>28038852
>dead writer you love so much
Hunter S. Thompson?

>>28038837
I hate myself for being affected by this.

It feels so empty.

>>28038859
Good thing he's not a science teacher. Otherwise, we'd have hundreds of fucknuts walking out of class thinking limestone is organic.

>>28038869
He never actually said the topic of his books. Possibly to make it slightly harder to internet detective him.

>>28038852
Plato?

>>28038841

>>28038878
Still, to invoke the "live with me here in equestria" deal is as low a blow can be unless you're a nutcracker terminator.

Submitted the wrong pic.

>>28038879
How did you know my favorite Author?

>>28038900
I love these..

>>28038553
Here, have a sketch. I'm nodding off at my desk now, time for bed.

>>28038879

WE CAN'T STOP HERE. This is Parasprite country

>>28038883
limestone is organic retard, its obtained from limes

>>28038879
>>28038891
Yeah. Hunter S. Plato.

>>28038907
I'm flattered.

>>28038913
Oh you

>>28038913
>implying limestone isnt just limes called a fancy name

>>28038880
Welcometotheherd.jpg

>>28038895
i tried to invite you to equestria but i think i accidentally sent my legs to humanstira and now i cant move any more

>>28038880

>>28038913
thats why it hurts so much to put limes in your urethra, its made of stone, not smooth going down like orange

>>28038919
I'm not very well read either. I don't have the focus to sit down and read something for too long, Which is odd considering I sit on the internet for hours.

>>28038880
"You ruffled up my mane again... Eheheh, not that I mind. I like the look. Give me a kiss~"

>>28038913
>>28038936
>dage used in both posts
Not cool, man.

>Have pony dreams most nights
>In the latest one Twilight runs up to me all excited and says she found a way for me to be there all the time
>I just have to Kill myself during the next full moon to pass to the other side
>Full moon is in a few weeks
>Am actually considering it as my life is going nowhere
Oh god I think all those touhou /jp/ threads have completely fucked my subconscious

>>28038941
You just need to find the right kind of book. One that will kick your ass and make you beg for more.

Pick up Snow Crash.

>>28038936
Its too early for such profound thought, anon

>>28038922
No you idiot

they're limes, but you have to leave them to dry until they become limestones

>>28038936
...you put oranges in your urethra?
Applejack will be pissed.

>>28038962
i put apples in my butt top

>>28038953
Equesokyu is calling for you, anonymous.

>>28038955
That's why I love the stuff I've read by Hunter Thompson.

>>28038943
...not today.

>>28038837

No thanks. What's the point in being the only human in a civilization full of ponies? You couldn't live in any of the houses and who knows if the air is even breathable in Equestria?

>>28038933
didn't faceless write that?

honest question guys, will i get sick if i ate like a thousand fleas off of my cats over the course of a few months

>>28038955
scratch that. Terry Pratchett, I suppose.

Why lord why?
TAKE ME INSTEAD

>>28038953
NOT IF I GET THERE FIRST

>>28038980
nope.

List these ponies in the order of most tastiest

-Soarin'
-Braeburn
-Big Macintosh
-Guard ponies
-Pokey
-Ace
-Snails
-Snips

That's my order

>>28038983
No.

They're essentially really tiny shrimp

>>28038978
assuming you're of average height, you should be fine. You'll have to duck through the doors but the houses themselves should be fine.

As for air, Twilight'll figure that one out before you get there. She even got Rarity to design you some new clothes!

On an unrelated topic:

BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON
http://baconbaconbacon.tumblr.com/tagged/bacon-flavored

>>28038983
WHAT THE HELL. SERIOUSLY, DO YOU EVEN READ WHAT YOU TYPE? WHAT IS THE CONTEXT BEHIND THIS QUESTION?

>>28038988
>My Little Pony: Friendship is high calibre

>>28038980

those were before faceless even joined the fandom I think

>>28038991
BAWWWWWW

>>28038955
well, somebody mentioned it, looks like it's time for another re-read

>>28039014
the context is that i took fleas off of my cats and bit them between my teeth to hear their bodies pop and then consumed their corpses

WHY AM I SO LONELY

oh right

I'm autistic

WHY AM I SO AUTISTIC

madotsukivomit.jpg

>>28039042
i'm autistic too
and ill keep being antisocial because none of you faggots will talk to be on AIM and teach me to socialize normally :(

So... who likes ponies?

>>28039051
>lonely
>want to socialize
>'YOU FAGGOTS'

i think i found your problem

>>28039051
I wasn't being serious.

Oh well, you may be a fag but you're still an anonymous fag.

BOOM BACKSTABBED

HOWDOESITFEEEEL

>>28039051
>>28039042
>>>/ponychan/

>>28038394
>sleep schedule
>in 2011

>>28039057
its obvious i was joking

>>28039067
yeah well

ENJOY BEING ALONE FOREVER

>>28038908
Sweet dreams, thank you for all you have done

>>28039064
NOT WITH THESE GOD DAMN PONIES!

What if you finally attained the pony waifu bullshit and she looked like this?

>>28039056
I like ponies
maybe too much
I don't know

>>28039089
Love knows no bitch I'd haul my ass out of there like rainbow dash on candy crack

>>28039089

>>28039089
>Have a fetish for muscle girls
I am ok with this

>>28039089
it would be

E%quisite

>>28039092
You can never like ponies too much.

>>28039089
"We should see other people."

>>28038931
Sweetie. Jar. Now.

>>28039089
Ive got a flying horse. As long as I dont have to fucking fuck her, I'll stick around

>>28039089
We conquer the land as knight and steed.

>>28039089

>implying I wouldnt hit that

WOAH
WAIT
BACK THE FUCK UP
MOCHA'S BACK?

COLORZZZZ

REVEAL ALL YOUR SECRETS TO ME SO THAT I MAY HARNESS THEM

>>28039141

I dunno, has she been posting lately?

she rarely took requests anyway

>>28039141
why should we care?

>>28039089
Flying pony none the less.
I think I'd be okay with that.

>>28039141
>>28039151
>>28039154
mocha just did plenty of requests last thread and posted some more in here.

>>28039141
No

>>28038991
Fu... fuck you faceless!
*sob*

>>28039179
i no, rite?

i cried too

hold me, anon

Pony General, it's 4 o'clock in the morning, why on earth are you posting ponies?

>>28039191
>>28039179
It's like I'm really on /jp/

>>28039179
I thought we'd all gotten over the very slightly obsessive part of ponidom? Now we move on to the bitter and twisted 'hate all other legs of the fandom' bit

>>28039193
midday here, bro. Did you consider my blues fic?

>>28039193
Cause I'm at work and it's what I do while I'm here.

How are you, Gore?

>>28039193
Because you've lost control of your life.

>>28039200
I'm doing both because I'm lonely.

>>28039210

The one about him getting a gig?

>>28039211

I've lost control of my life.

>>28039193
7 AM on my end.

>>28039226
oic

well... cool?

>>28039162
>>28039141
the past two threads, yeah

here's the first >>28028956

>>28039226
yes, thats the one. Started progress?

>reading Luna's Goodwill Tour

Thunderbolt Crack reminds me of Sam Vimes.

>>28039236

Well there are a few things that could prove problematic. For starters, most of the ponies he'd be talking to about his music will probably be OC's unless you want Lyra involved in some way.

>>28039263
Gore, if you're on later today could you take a look at my fic? Anon eviscerating it scares me, but I feel like you're a cool dude who won't recommend my suicide after reading it.

>>28039263
you do what you need to bro. I have confidence in you.

its also possible for ponies to know how to play even if it isnt their cutie mark