Because she is retarded and the system caters to broken ponies instead of putting them out of everyone's misery.

Rainbow Dash x Royal Guard fapfic. Warning: straight shipping

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CDfUSIulIos-qvOL-sCcCEWjY9uY0ddxJmlRbi35ByY/edit?hl=en_US&pl
i=1

>>28014781
Mmmm. She's digging that pacifer.

Bunp

I refuse to waste my post.

>>28014316

All these ponies in the pictures are ponies Celestia has sacrificed for her immortality and beauty. She's only sad that they could only be killed once.

Also third panel black and white pic, Pinkie Pie with a collard shirt, glasses and horn, can't unsee.

gee, this thread is SO better than the other one, hurr.

Sweetie Belle has a great singing voice, I'd like to hear her do a ballad.

I'm still waiting for that pic of AJ and Rarity brofisting while waking away from an explosion.

REQUEST:

Pinkamena looking down on Rainbow Dash in a pit, like in Silence of the Lambs.

>>28015056

REQUEST

Stop being a faggot and pretending cupcakes was any good.

>>28015045
I want a picture of Lyra sitting on a sofa with the caption "Slouch on a couch"

...

>>28015108
u got it bro

>>28015105
Did I say anything about cupcakes?

I just think it would be neat. I like crossover stuff.

so is there any twilestia artwork or fic out there
i can't seem to find any and it's mildly distressing

I just want a picture of Dash and AJ licking each other clean

On a scale of 1-10, how fucked is Dash?

>>28015178
What is that? Amnesia: Dark Descent?

>>28015178
2, since she's got the upper hand in maneuverability, as well as a neck-dislocating kick.

>>28015178
If 1 is good and 10 is bad, maybe a 4. She's quick.

>>28015196
read. the. filename.

Vroom.

Stop making more pony thread, I'm just going to delete them

This is the Pony General

>>28015232
you've seen the topic and poster, right? This is clearly a troll thread

>>28015232
But this one sucks!

>>28015232
Guess that's that then.

>>28015214
heh, faceless getting upset. whatever next

>>28015229
Lotus is already being ruined. they dont need your help to make it worse

>>28015229
I like it

I'll just put it here

>>28015264
and cue thread deletion

>>28015267
How so, bro?

>>28015282
Supernatural?

nice

>>28015266
>upset

I just find it moronic when it dictates what it is in the filename. Sure, if it had been a 4chan saved file I could've understood it.

>>28015279
Not much we can do about it apparently.

>>28015282
Couldn't a demon...I dunno...punch down the walls or something?

Dont mind me, just posting crossovers.

>>28015314
Not when you have a picture from King Cheeta with you.

Too ugly, even for a demon.

>>28015282
...
Shit.

>>28015273

good job

justaspinkieplanned.png

>>28015325

>>28015282

That season finale when Castiel kills Celestia and becomes ruler of Equestria was too good. I lost my shit.

This is my favorite ship.

>>28015164
I'll do it. But it won't be sexualized if that's what you're requesting.

>>28015282


>why is that pony pouri-

nice

am i cool now bronies. i keep my pony toys in the original packaging because i am a serious collector who plans to make huge profit from these one day.

>>28015341
Did you request it from yourself? I just suckily tacked a horn on an existing picture

>>28015350

>>28015366
>implying Promotheus was better than the Daedalus.

>>28015357
Riiiiight!?

>>28015348
oooh, someone post this on the avatar threads

>>28015282
That isn't even show accurate!

They aren't tied up!

Crossovers are part of the reason fandoms are shit. When you have to masturbate sonic or ponies onto other franchises, you look like fucking retards. Unless it is a good one. You need to have some kind of control over how much you put out

>>28015387
Not with an obvious 4chan filename you're not.
Also
>buying the toys
>laughingmares.png

>>28015403
chill

who here was having problems with getting ponykart to run earlier?

>>28015423

>>28015426
I wish I could download the toys, but I don't have high speed like you do

>>28015366
>not Atlantis

>>28015433
>invader zim pony crossover

She had wings after all. I apologize.

>>28015108
Delivar'd

>>28015467
Invader Zim is okay.
Just the fandom is retarded.
unlike the MLP fandom

>>28015468
All of my WHY

>>28015458
but this is an example of a good crossover.
>>28015465
this is somewhere in between

>>28015467
oh come on it was a cool show

>>28015452

I was having problems with it yesterday.

>>28015423
>Crossovers are shit.
>Unless it is a good one.

>>28015452
I was, but didn't say anything about it since I can't be bothered trying to troubleshoot tonight.

>>28015468
I like the effort they put in. RD's shoes are interesting at least.

Sure it's cosplay, but these ones aren't too bad.

>>28015502

>>28015440

A pny supernatural would be pretty fucking cool, possibly. And because the show has already shown dimensional mechanics it could actually work.

>>28015522
>>28015507
if you've still got it, could you run it again and tell me what the text under the progress bar on the loading screen says?

also are you on x64 or x86 and do you have physx installed?

>mfw i just found out it is legal to marry a horse where i live

>>28015468
IS this going to become the new brony con picture spammed erertywhere in weak attempt to troll ud?

>>28015502
exactly.

alsoitgivesmeanopportunitytopostthemagain

...What the fuck is "413 Request Entity Too Large" ? I keep getting it on the Teglee picture.

>>28015423
You want more examples of bad crossovers?

Is it that what you say?

>>28015433
>Zim
Y'know, the reason this bugs me isn't the source content, I like Zim and I like the ponies really. The reason crossovers like this grind my gears are the same reason a crossover of say... Family Guy and Sonic the Hedgehog is. Because to think it would be a good idea to crossover them, you can already tell what sort of person drew/wrote it. And being reminded such obnoxious people exist is what bothers me.

>>28015566
i read it in selma's voice from the simpsons

>>28015556
Having fun in Moldavia, I see?

Didn't know you can get Internet access there.

>>28015521
whats wrong with that?

>>28015556

>>28015468
i am ugly and that is the quality of girl i can get so i am ok with this

Anyone got a draw request?

>>28015614
try to find out where this dude lives
>>28015556

so how would a pony use a lance in MH while still staying on all 4s?


dammit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khNLcu8pymE

>>28015628
Put lance on head.

>>28015621
Wu tang zebras

>>28015614
>people reposting the picture I drew as a joke
w...
I don't understand

>>28015642


and shield?

>>28015645
Doing?

>>28015664
>>28015628
Poorly

>>28015664
On FACE!

>>28015648
they do that for my ones. aaaaaaages after I posted them too. It's scary. Like this, I seent it a couple times, about three months after I made it

>>28015664
like a shoulderplate.

>>28015628

quadrupeds wouldn't use lances at all

>>28015648
It happens.

>>28015665
hustlin'
shifting rock

yknow. Wu-tang shit
and zebra shit, i suppose

>>28015701

Was that a line of Emperor Palpatine's ashes?

OK, someone request something good or I'm nuking the thread.

>>28015709

double dammit

so lance with Female Agnaktor armor is out

>>28015728
High quality Dark Side shit.

>>28015628
Glue it to their side?

>>28015727
Alright, I'll get to wrok

>>28015648
Why is it so hard to believe it is a good picture? The funniest part is I was the one you were arguing with when you drew it and I'm not even the one who reposted it this time

fluttershys bathroom. where the tub is also used as a horse toilet.

>>28015630
This background scene was used before on season one?

>>28015664
The lance could be bolted into the pony's armor.