>>27978072

glue

stay blank forever.

When the FUCK will the MLP at Comic con start!?

Dat sexy aging Lauren Faust...

I'm imagining some weird twist, like all 3 of the CMC get the same cutie mark, but one of the mark's three pieces are slightly different, representing that respective pony as part of the group.

Like the triforce pieces and stuff.

Isn't already implied that she dances?

Scoot grows up to be the Evel Knievel of ponies, her wings will forever be malformed, but when she does stunts, it feels like she can fly

>>27978123
Hu-wha? MLP is at comiccon, outside of have g a corner at Hasbro's booth?

>>27978123
you there, bro

>>27978170

I bet the french just loves this kid.

can someone post hobbits racing game that she posted yesterday?

>>27978983
You mean Canadians

>>27978994
>hobbit
>she
Klondike, you troll.

>>27979012
ikr. Hobbit is crying with her C +- coding.

>>27978072
She'll be a super fast racer like Dash
but faster
And get a spot in the Wonderbolts
and Dash would be upset

>>27978994

>hobbit

>>27978072
Crippled.

Or a Sweety Bell like retard.

>am in multiple My Little Pony groups on Steam
>one of them is the biggest on the platform with 8000 members, and the others are much smaller (<100)
>admin of the biggest group messages all users in the smaller groups who are also in his group that they must leave the smaller group or they'll be kicked from his
>he wants his group to be the only group
>if I oblige, I lose out on my friends in small group; if I don't, I get kicked from the big group and similarly, lose friends only in that group
>mfw

This is the kind of shit that makes me disgusted to be affiliated with you mess. I like those Youtube music videos of remixed ponies, I don't even watch the show.

>>27979080
if you hadnt realised by now, most of us our faggots

>>27979080
Leave the big group. He obviously doesn't know what friendship means and is just leeching off of ponies to get popular.

>>27979080
>Using Steam.
>Not watching the show.
>Using the Steam Community.
>Having 'internet friends'

>>27979119
Are all fanfics as bad as this?

>>27979148
thats a filename (fapfic?), i actually like a few here

>>27979148
Almost.

>>27979080
Why would anyone want to be in a group headed by a douchebag like that?

>>27979136
I just realized that I don't even log on to the Steam Community anymore because I hate when people are trying to text you while you're IN A FUCKING GAME. SERIOUSLY.

>>27979006
Well okay, only the canadian french would be all over Snails.

>>27979165
I thought the filename said "Ross" and expected an awesome drawing.

>>27979136
Why is that garbage can being taken by homos?

>>27978072

It's apparent she has talent as a dancer as well as a speed demon on a scooter.

Come to think of it, is it possible for a pony to not be specifically specialized? It's evident Scootaloo and Apple Bloom have more than one talent, and maybe Sweetie Belle if you take into account that she can sing as well as come up with lyrics on the fly. It's a long-shot, but maybe there's the possibility that some kids don't get Cutie Marks because they're too talented or have plenty of potential in more than one area?

>>27979167
I know where it's from.

>>27979184
>Homos
I lol'd.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OMON

>>27979148
I left out the middle, but I'm sure you'd say that about anything written

>>27979198
"You're too talented for a cutie mark" sounds like the sort of thing they tell the failures who can't get cutie marks so they feel better.

Neither of them really believe it, but it's better than accepting the truth.

>>27979204
Yes, there aren't a lot of people dumb enough to write in second person or use the word "silkily".

>>27979246
It's like giving a trophy to a soccer team.
Every soccer team gets a trophy.

>>27979244
>"S-stay" she commands

Realism at its best.

>the CMC grow up for a day

Scootaloo turns out to be a natural flier, faster than Dash, and nails the Rainboom on her first try
Applebloom is a handier farmworker than Applejack, and improves the buildings better than she ever could.
Sweetiebelle outshines her sister with better looks, and garners much more attention than she does wearing her sisters dresses.

Would you watch this episode?

>>27979080
well fuck, now im going to join smaller groups just to see this for myself

>>27979278
>Sweetie Belle
>Not a singer

nope.

>>27979176
>Playing any other game
>SUDDENLY NOTIFICATION
>Minimizes the game and displays the chat window.
>'wanna play gmod'
>'no'
>The game won't start again.
>Have to revert to a older save

Opposing Force is the only redeeming quality about it.

I wish to have consensual sex with Luna in the mercenary position

>>27979080
>I like those Youtube music videos of remixed ponies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LDTRHfpPU4&feature=player_embedded ??

>>27979080

>not being a part of the biggest group

Ahahahahaha.

>>27979302
she could sing too

It would be doubly cool if they all got grown up voices too

>>27979278
Nope.T he CMC is not that talented

>>27979248
That word isn't actually in the story, I added it. Is that how you can say a single sentence is a terribly written fanfiction, because it has a word you do not favor?

>You now realize that Applejack also has an aunt east of Ponyville... The Kiwis.

Watch this actually happen.

>>27979283

I literally saw one of the groups go from 127 members to 100 now.

>>27979278
Grow up for a day? Is this some shit where they drink some aging potion or something?

>>27979314
>mercenary
you mean missionary?

>>27979039
Yeah Dash is gonna be pissed

>>27979335
Sure as hell hope we never meet the Plums, they're a rough buncha ponies.

Don't owe them money, whatever you do.

>>27979278
why do people have this Idea about Applebloom being a Carpenter?

>>27979342
maybe
or they all bug Twilight to cast them the spell to see if they get their cutie marks that way

>>27979335
This is what comes of inbreeding

>>27979352
no, mercenary

>>27979368
She fixed the CMC clubhouse.

>>27979368
She pretty much rebuilt their treehouse herself.

>>27979379
you mean, you are her bitch?

>>27979368
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDrCi8HJENE
>02:44

>>27979368

Shes handy, and we've seen evidence of that

>>27979368
Well she did fix up that tree house in no time at all.

On the other hand she doesn't know how to fix a fucking table.

>>27979164
>>27979216
Fucking timestamps, how do they work? This thread was made a whole 42 minutes before that one

Anyway save it for next move, you newfag

>>27979379
So you want to kill people for money while fucking Luna?

That's pretty cool.

>>27979379
So, like, with blood money?

>>27979370
usualy that grow up for a day shit ends up beeng a dream or something

Scootaloo ends up being an expert stuntman on her scooter. Possibly being the ground version of the Wonderbolts. Ends up being more inspiring and starts a 'fad' because even earth or unicorn ponies can do what she does rather it being restricted to pegasi's flight only.

Applebloom becomes an expert (if not THE best) carpenter.

Sweetiebelle becomes an singer and helps bolster Rarities career as a designer since she'll be wearing her clothes to concerts garnishing them attention.

>>27979080
>I don't even watch the show.
I will fuck your brains out.

>>27979406

Doing it wrong...

this is how you link to a specific time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDrCi8HJENE#t=2m44

>>27979368
Because of that episode (I forget the name, the one with the bad rock show at the end) that was basically "here are their talents: Scootaloo is clearly good at dancing. sweetie Belle is clearly good at singing. Applebloom is clearly good at construction/set building. Oh, and they all purposely avoid each of those activities, even though everyone else complimented them on their efforts in those respective categories."

>>27979368
>>27979407
You know who else was a carpenter?
Jesus.
>captcha disciple, prongnat

>>27979368
People are incapable of assigning more than a single attribute to any character.

>>27979448
>Twilight being a retard
>Celestia being a bitch

How fucking Out-Of-Character can you get

>>27979278
No, I would not; they're too good.

>>27979340
more isn't always better

especially when run by a fascist who delivers ultimatums.

God people are dumb

>>27979182
I don't know if this post is Ross or some guy trying to make Ross look like an ego inflated guy, but I've never seen an awesome drawing of his, only humans. What else has he drawn?

>>27979470
Ueah it's possible for ponies to do other things besides their cutie mark shit. Like Applejack is a kick ass baker when she's not drunk/stoned, Fluttershy can sew somehow and Pinkie Pie helps out at the Bakery Shop a lot.

>>27979486
>parody art
>HURP IT'S OOC NO LIKEY

You, sir, gets a blast of the shitcannon.

>>27979363
The only condition of joining the Wonderbolts is not being Rainbow Dash.

Prove me wrong

>>27979335

I thought the idea of her family was that there were plenty of things to make out of apples and oranges.

The fuck can you make out of kiwis.

>>27979462
>>27979415
>>27979407
>>27979392
>>27979396
>>27979406
Alright, alright.

In a minute Im gonna type out my speech on what I think of AB. I mean, it seems to fit just as well as carpenter

>>27979486
See
>>27979244

>>27979463
nobody could get nailed to a cross and look that good, he was a true master of his trade

>>27979415
to be fair she claims to have not known that they were building a table.

>>27979448
Godspeed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imoMRuVYMFM

>>27979548
Scootadumb and Dumb Belle were also helping to bungle up that table

>>27979528
Sheep.

Ponies?

>>27979528
..........Kiwi Juice!

Kiwi Pie!

....Kiwi Cookies!

Educate yourself son

Sweetie Belle grows up to be the pony version of Amy Winehouse

>>27979562
>Dumb Belle

how have we never used this before?

>>27979523
There should be an episode where Spitfire and Soarin tell Dash straight up that she has the talent, but she just really lacks the discipline to do 5 shows a week plus a harsh training schedule.

>>27979604
why?

>>27979604
So she dies at young age?

>>27979592
her technique for prostate exams is a little different

>>27979604
...with or without the whole 'offing' herself...?

>>27979549
That is truly terrifying.

>>27979335

She also has a distant cousin from the Far East: Fuji.

>>27979635
With, of course.
Rarity is blamed.

>>27979611
Yeah, you can fly really fast, but we're not racers. You crash all the time. You're a terrible flier.

>>27979523

faaaaabulous

>>27979080
You like them remixes bro?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYf64O-tsy4&feature=related

>>27979598

I am surprised these things even exist.

They sound terrible.

>>27979653
How about no. not like it'll happen anyways, but just no.

>>27979664
well ive never seen it

>>27979549
What the fuck?

>appleblooms special talent
>not apple related

aj is gonna punch appleblooms shit in when she finds out about this

>>27979635
Since someone bought it up, what would be the most common method of suicide among ponies? I imagine handing would be pretty difficult, and guns are obviously out of the question. Drowning seems the most likely to me.

>>27979463
Was I?

So, I gots me a tablet.

>>27979592
That's not a pony.

>>27979562
>Dumb Belle

god, now i have the greatest image of sweetie belle being used for weightlifing purposes

>>27979679
>SteveMag busting through the screen trying to get a kiss from you.
>MFW

>>27979716
burn it immediately

>>27979673
I just assumed it was pretty much this. She's fast, really fast, but she seems to be only sort of vaguely in control of her flight path.

>>27979709
Rose and Isaac?
>/oat/

>>27979709
>getting Big Mac drunk and letting him plow that mythic-sized foal-filler in, through, and out

>>27979698
>AB's cutie mark is orange related
>Applejack can't look at AB without reminders of getting molested by the Oranges

>>27979731
Sweetie's been working out alot lately.

>>27979709
drinking cows milk will cause a real pony to die

Anyone know when the new episodes will air?

>>27979642

oh, trixie. why no self-insert this time?

Anyone have the full size version of this pic? It looks cute but I was only able to get the thumbnail and I want it.

>>27979673
Then we get a episode where Dash breaks down and goes insane, not homicidal but we see what's inside her mind.

I image it'll be like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU2dZ_h2Vxw&feature=related

Ponies remixes time!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPeXTYl83tk

>>27979731
Rarity uses her for practice. As a punching bag, not a dumbbell.

>>27979749

>>27979734
>Zecora being super african!

I lol'd

>>27979521
Also Pinkie can skate and Twi can organize.

>>27979755
really? citation?

>>27979753

Buff Belle!

>>27979709
There's a point in a horses head, which if you were to shoot, the whole head almost comes off.

>>27979734

> not wanting a smooch from a flaboyantly fabulous faggotdragon
> in 2011

Why do people think Sweetie is retarded? I mean she is kinda slow some times but that doesn't make her retarded.

The only one I see as a retard is Scootaloo
>cutiemakrs represent who you are is basically told by everyone
>she wants a cutie mark
>This stories arn't geting us closer to our cutiemarks
>they are all about finding who you are


Really? Fucking Really? I mean I understand her obsession with being cool and Rd but still really?

This thread has made me realize how little Scootaloo I have in my pony folder.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1sEhgtwkgW8

>>27979841
>2 seconds into video
>>Sexy pony image

closed that video real fast!

>>27979839
You should be happy!

>>27979749
>Implying AB isn't the result of said molestation.

>>27979838
It's true, Scootaloo is borderline retarded.

>>27979838
Scootaloo is morally retarded

>>27979835
howd you learn that? You didnt get it off a post in these threads did you?

>>27979838
I don't even remember seeing Sweetie being all that slow. No slower than the other 2 anyway.

>>27978072
her cutie mark is going to be a butterfly because she will fly as elegantly as one, or a scooter because she uses a scooter

>>27979839
Here's the best one

I just finished reading cupcakes and

here's my response >>27979788

>>27979937
link?

Question for you: why do ponies have chairs when they never use them?

/r/ing that video with the stallion killing the foal with MLP theme song playing in the background

>>27979791

>>27979931
i comed over to tell you how im not slow but i lost my legs and now i cant
can you carry me

>>27979992
Shut up hoverBelle.

>>27979936
That's too violent for MLP.

>>27979878
>finding pony images sexy

What is WRONG with you?

>>27979888
that's what happens when you get hit in the head too much

>>27979979
what
>>27979963
they do use them
>>27979992
somehow adorable, but I'll be fucked if I'm buying you a wheelchair

>>27979937
Those puns were fucking gold.

It didn't help the fact that my first gore fic was from a different source.
Basically after killing her one true love the killer gets the other love interest blamed and commits suicide...

>>27979936
I read "tucked" as "fucked".

>>27979959


I didn't put the link in?


huh its at the bottom of the last thread >>27979788

AppleJack has ALOT of meat on her flanks.... what would you do?

Fuck her, or Eat her flanks for dinner?

>>27980023
I know right?

Haha, that's so dumb...

>>27979987

>>27979931
She asks "what are we doing, again?" a couple of times and takes a couple of seconds to catch up with what her friends are doing.

She's not a complete moron, she's just a little bit... slow.

This comics always make me laugh

>>27979992
sure, home we go.

>>27980052
of the two? the former.

>>27980061

get into my car!

billyoceanispedobear.jpg

>>27980052
Horse meat is actually pretty delicious. Especially as sausage.
I also love reindeer stew.

>>27980099

>>27980052
if I had to choose one, I'd go with the former

>>27979963
STOP ASKING QUESTIONS.

>>27980023
>Implying that I am attracted to anything sexy

A sexy picture is when someone is being sexually provocative... I don't need to be attracted to the picture for it to be a sexually provocative (for it to be a sexy picture).

>>27979709

I think the easiest would just be walking into the Everfree forest alone and at night. Alternatively, poison. I think ponies are pretty good herbalists in general.

>>27979963
They use them all the time

>>27980126

Pony slavery. Horrible but intriquing habit of gen1. which I hope to see more in gen4 second season.

It would be good to upkeep some of the best traditions.

>>27980034
But they don't. Except for the school desks in Call of the Cutie, they're either standing next to tables or sitting on cushions.

>>27980061
Very cute, but all I can see is Dora.

Cuz of the non-visible ears and eyebrows, I guess.

>>27980135

Well that explains why the fuck Twilight was in the Everfree Forest as a petrified statue.

>>27980164
What episode was that from? I don't remember.

>>27980135
Can a pegasus just fly up really high, then let themselves fall?

>>27980181
This just reminds me that they had to fucking NERF half the main six for the Diamond Dogs episode.

Twilight, Dash and AJ should have been able to kick their asses.

>>27980182
these chairs...
they were made for me

>>27980169
>Dinky
Get out.

>>27980197
That's Fluttershy's house in the background so it's Stare Master.

>>27980181
G1 writers hated ponies.

>>27980061

>>27980126
>RD being a bitch

What else is new

>>27980210
I dunno about Dash, not in that sort of situation
Twilight and AJ though, yeah.

>>27980226

>>27980099
>>27980126
>>27980167

Perfect!

>>27980045
>Description: GRIMDARK AS FUCK. POSTED ONLY BECAUSE I'M TIRED OF PEOPLE ASKING ME TO. --------READ AT YOUR OWN RISK---------
ok... lets give it a try anyway

>>27979963

Perhaps the chairs are recent additions, so as not to offend Spike, who might grow and eat them all.

If the ponies had different bodytypes who would have the largest buttocks?

>>27980263

>>27980286
No matter what kind, it's still and always will be Mrs Cake.

>>27980181

The diamond dogs seemed to be all over that already. They were just terrible at it, or the main cast just has plot armor in that regard.

>>27980286
Zebras

>>27980204
All would probably just bail in the last moment.


Then it becomes the pagasi version of erotic asphyxiation

>>27980286
Zecora

or Applejack

So Cottonmouth

What do you think of the story Fallout: Equestria?

>>27980286
Fluttershy

Because she's fat.

>>27980286
If they were human, Zecora.

Black girls have huge butts.

>>27980321
DD were pretty much the only old school/non-major villain the ponies had in S1.

Not counting wild animals like the Ursa and Hydra.

>>27980286

Goddamn!

>>27980331
You know, I remember reading about something like that once... can't remember the name of it though. I think it was either Dash Gilda or Dash Pinkie.

>>27980331
Celestia probably has a law passed against it

So what good are Earth Ponies? Are they just stronger with more endurance than the other breeds? Or are they pretty much the useless inferior breed meant to be the "slave breed".

Pic related.

They have normal chairs because this show was made by humans, who only have experience with normal chairs, for children who wouldn't think this deeply into things.
'nuff said.

>>27980286
>Trixiefags

>>27980210
...but they did kick their asses?

>>27980286
You ponies take your greatest shot
but I will have the largest plot

>>27980380
They're like hillbillies

>>27979764
3 October 2011

>>27980296

I'm sorry, I know.

Have a Derpy to make up for it.

>>27980380
I think Earth Ponies has been somewhat established to be more "down to earth" so to speak, more adapt with nature and the like.

Really, earthponies are basically the ground, pegasi are basically the sky and unicorns are basically the bonding magic between everything.

>>27980380
Stronger, and hardier, with an as-yet-unelaborated "connection to the ground".

Basically, they can grow shit better, they can kick shit better, and they can keep going for longer.

>>27980445
Even though Derpy has said "Muffins" and gasped, I really hope she's a mute if they decided to put her in the spotlight for an episode.

>>27980380
>Are they just stronger with more endurance
Yeah. AJ is "the work horse", Pinkie is energetic, Dash is lazy and naps all the time, and after the race episode we saw a pile of knackered pegusi.

>>27980444
I'm going to disregard everything else I've heard and just believe you

Just saw Captain America.

Hooooly shit that was fucking awesome.

>>27980373

Competent Diamond Dogs could indeed make good villains. Maybe the ones in the the show were the rejects. They are already sort of like Kobolds, but bigger and fuzzier. May be cool to see them employed as henchmen of a dragon big bad or something.

I'd once thought that, since the Pegasus had wings and all that their legs would be much weaker than an Earth ponies.
Of course, we see Dash in running of the leaves, but she lives to be an athlete making her sort of an exception to that train of thought.

That waiter has really long arms.

>>27980526
>Kobolds

Fuck yeah.

>>27980469
>"connection to the ground"
When I read stuff like this I can't help but imagine Fluttershy wishing she'd been born an earth pony.

>>27980524
>no premarital sex

Celestia, you a busta

>>27980542
The pegasi we've seen look to walk around quite a lot, flight is probably more tiring for short journeys.

Or, as pegasus flight seems to be powered by magic, they're tiring in completely different ways.

>>27980321
LOOK AT THAT FUCKING PONY WEITH A GODDAMN RAKE IN HER MOUTH THAT IS SO AMAZING I GIGGLENOMED MY OWN HEAD OFF

>>27980469
I really hate how ambiguous Lauren left the whole "connection to the earth".

But earth ponies have been established as the physically most powerful ponies. Didn't see any unicorn pulling a goddamn train in Over a Barrel.

>inb4 APPLEJACK_STRONG.jpg

>>27980620
It was a DA comment, she's previously stated she likes to keep things vague until they're needed in the show. Hopefully they'll elaborate on it.

>>27980524
>Faust acknowledging that ponies have sex

So that's where all this porn came from.

rewatching ep 1-26 with a bu that I just converted

his fav ponies are AJ and pinkie so for

on ep 2

>>27980550
Dem prehensile hooves.

>>27980620

>special talent
>hauling train loads of cargo and passengers across the midwest
>regularly fighting off marauding buffalos

Conductor pony could you be any cooler?

>>27980620

Yet Rainbow Dash beat applejack in the hoof wrestling competition.

>>27980551
Diamond Dogs will never be adorable little thieves.

>>27980655
Possibly the reason she was demoted too.

>>27980655
Naw, she went further than that. They reproduce via "standard mammalian reproduction" - penis goes into vagina, it's canon. No magic mirrors here.

>>27980643
ELEKTRICITY
REFRIDGERATORS

>>27980655
Blame the dA crowd spamming her account with creepy questions.

>>27980620

I think only the earth ponies can grow plants and stuff.

>>27980655
Haven't you seen the "standard mammalian reproduction" post?

>>27980688
Pegasi seem to have the magical ability to carry things attached to them - she could have abused that.

AWW YEAH

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2C0JAoUxyJU&feature=related

>>27980698
superb

>>27980688
Pretty much the only thing thing that bothers me about the whole show.
One reason is that AJ never uses her front hooves for anything and that Dash is an epic level Pegasus athlete.

But it still pisses me off.

>>27980698

>>27980698
>Hey guys what if ponies came from mirrors, or they all reproduced by budding, or Celestia magics them into existence
>LOL NOPE PENIS GOES INTO VAGINA

Fuck you Faust.

>>27980772

Yes, that is exactly what it means Dash. Good thing you are the straightest pony.

one crispy xenos

>>27980771
AJ does have a superb kick though

>>27980771
>one reason MIGHT be
FML

>>27980790

>>27980773
Yeah I laughed when I first saw that...

>>27980773

Because is stupid, magic mirrors? are serious?

>>27980572
Would still watch the fuck out of this.

>>27980772
Deal with it.

>>27980790
Derpy you are a savant?

>>27980773
I fail to understand your animosity.

>>27980805
Dash is the Iron Pony. You can't disagree with that.

>>27980688
Yeah, I hate how I'm anylizing a kids show meant for girls. But that episode bugged the shit out of me. Because I too thought Earth Ponies were meant to be tough and I was expecting AJ to destroy Dash in a number of the physical events.

That made me question the usefulness of earth ponies if Pegasus can do it just as well.

>>27980805
I'd let AJ kick me in the nuts

>>27980689
The saddest thing is Ponies would be the equivalent to elves. So when they cut down trees to build shelter Ponies raid and slaughter them. Fuck hippie ponies.

>>27980830
Well she won
So no I can't

>>27980833
Most of the events weren't tests of brute strength, though. AJ won all the tests of brute strength by a long way - the whole competition was just badly set up.

>>27980833
Good to see I wasn't the only one off put by that.

>>27980827
Derpy is a force of nature

>>27980828
She basically killed all speculation, and just a little bit of the magic in the show by applying real world logic to a fucking cartoon.

>>27980790
exactly what tree is she looking at that has hundreds of thousands of leaves?

Also, Ive got a theory on Applebloom. Who wants to hear?

>>27980833

The problem is that the strength thing is just fanon crap. Their real special ability has not been touched on, and is currently known only by an ambiguous comment by Faust. Like the pegasus flight and cloud walking, its magical, but exactly how we have no clue. "Special connection" is just frustratingly vague.

>>27980572
episode about the mane six mothers.jpg

>>27980524
>Second reply was two days later

Somebody got an email about something...

>>27980833
i wouldn't let it get to me, maybe its along the same lines of fluttershy, in the sense that RD is a suburb athlete as fluttershy has a unusual connection with the ground

>>27980865
But hand(hoof)wrestling is pretty much the most stereotypical and macho way of two guys competing in strength. Seeing AJ lose that was disheartening at best.

>>27980901
fanon crap that has evidence in the show and very little contradicting it, though

>>27980896
>theory
Go on.

So I heard you lik hearth attacs

>>27980901
I just think of it as how Applejack kicks a tree and the apples all fall neatly into buckets.

>>27980880
People speculating about where baby ponies are made is a lot more creepy to me. Also, what >>27980823 said.

>>27980880

There is nothing wrong with some real world logic. Cartoons have always done that sort of shit in the past and usually got away with it because no one cares.

So stop giving a fuck about something that doesn't really matter.

>>27980901
Why do you absolutely require word from the creator(s) written in stone? Why can't you just enjoy the made up fan speculation?

>>27980902

This is dashs mom.

Look what you fucking faggots did. Do you feel accomplished, ruining one of the best games of all time? My Little Pony does not equate to My Little Chernobyl. God damn.

>>27980941
she has eyes like an insect. why is that picture good?

c'mon, seriously though

budding? that something anenomes and zoidberg does, not ponies

>>27980920
true, but if we're delving into overanalysis anyway that can be put down to Dash abusing whatever pegasus magic keeps her and everything attached to her in the air anyway.

>>27980972
Oh just wait a bit.

Here you are

On a scale of 1 to Rainbow Dash, how gay is this?

>>27980972
Are you talking shit about R.O.?

>>27980880
I know what you mean. I always thought it was a huge disappointment when I found out that humans reproduced sexually and weren't shaped out of clay like I'd read as a kid. Where's the magic in such a disgustingly biological necessity like that?

>>27980941
Looks too much like a marshmallow.

>>27981007
Is Dosh channelling shades of the centaur scene from Fantasia? Those grapes...

>>27980972
wow you are a blubbering pansy
go to deviantart and search for any of your favorite things + sonic the hedgehog
your entire life is now ruined by your own inability to ignore retarded bullshit

>>27981007
>two women smiling at each other

Rainbow Dash/Rainbow Dash gay

>>27981007
more like RAINBOW(loves)GASH

>>27981007

10/10

>>27981007
Yeah, that was pretty gay.
Gay as in happy.

>>27981007
I just realized what was bugging me alittle here
Dash hair isn't done right like pic related

>>27980976
>The Fadelands.
Nice place in the summer.

>>27981042

My curiosity only enrages me further.

Alright I am back and ready to run more of the Quest. Sorry for being late

>>27981084
>Dash's face when

>>27980972
>>27980999
>>27981112
I HOPE YOU WALK INTO A VORTEX.

>>27981042

God damn you, morbid curiosity.

>>27981115
And that's my que to bail.

>>27981101
nah, the Fringe has much better coastal areas.

>>27981022
Magic isn't real and neither is friendship, thanks for reminding me.

>>27981112
You know I used to like sonic when it was on the megadrive. Now I think everything with sonic just makes me want to throw up my own lungs in rage.

>>27981084
And colourful!

>>27980972
U sound cross.

>>27981112
Everything man, everything

>>27981172
AND HOMOSEXUAL

>>27981156
we're assholes, welcome to Earth

>>27980929

The only thing evidenced by the show is that Applejack is unusually strong. Not Earth Ponies as a whole. In fact it doesn't look too good for Earth Ponies as a whole if you count all the backgrounders. (Flower Trio anyone?)

The train pullers were strong because they were huge ponies, not because they were earth ponies. Any p0ny can grow to that size and strength as evidenced by the huge muscular unicorn nobility we see in Canterlot, or the pegasus royal guard.. Its not innate to Earth Ponies.

>>27981154
Yeah, sure if you love getting harassed by fucking coastal birds all fucking day.

So a quick update on things, Your character is named Parker Peter, he is a unicorn sent undercover by Celestia to ponyville in order check up on things. You are masquerading as a journalist, and after meeting Pinkie Pie and renting a room from Lyra and Bonbon, went to a party at Sugar Cube Corner. The thread stopped as a scream is heard from outside.

I didn't like Twilight teleporting so much then being unable to teleport later, but I think she didn't teleport across that gap because she can only teleport over the ground

>>27981232
Scream PINKIEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
It's the only logical thing to do

>>27980252
once read, can't unread

>>27981211
atleast you don't have to quit your vacation earlier because of another fucking revolution.

>>27981156
Is Twilight supposed to be a nerd? She really doesn't seem like one, she seems pretty normal. Well, at least by 4chan standards.

>>27981068

>that picture

>>27981232
>Retrieve arms from drawer.

>>27980937
Alright. Lets do this

You guys all seem attached to the idea that Applebloom is going to be a carpenter or some shit.

It makes sense, but it doesn't seem to feel right. I mean, what the fuck has carpentry got to do with anything. Which little girl wants to be a carpenter? Here's my thoughts

She fixed up a clubhouse all on her own. Sure, that takes handiness, I'll give you that.
But it ALSO takes organisation, dedication and being able to learn quickly, seeing as she'd never done anything like it before.
Then she pointed out to Sweetie Belle about using the clothes dummy. This isn't caprentry, but it demonstrates logical thinking, solving practical problems with practical solutions, and being able to think on your feet. Same with the paint brush.

Plus, with all her searching for cutie marks, she's had to be motivated, resilient and imaginative.

She's also pretty much the main founder of the CMC, and seems to be it's leader in many ways. Mostly, anyway.

What I think, because of this, is that Applebloom will be the future Mayor of Ponyville

All the qualities she's had to have to do all this other shit, it's all essential for it. As well as the fact it's a lovely message for kids, isnt it? Work hard, any one of you could be the mayor, even the little farm girl who was the last in her class to find herself.

What dyou think?

>>27981267
>Implying causing shit between the local tribes isn't the best perk about my vacations.

>>27981306
But what does this have to do with apples?

>>27981306

I dont think she is a carpenter because she ALREADY fix the club house and she didnt get a cutie mark.

>>27981258
I unread it pretty easily.

The trick is to read something even worse than capcockes and you'll forget almost immediately.

I recommend anything RagingSemi has written.

>>27981232
Call in the Calvary and raze the entire town. They could all be in on it.

I wish there were more fics/comics about some of the BG ponies playing Creatures and catacombs cause that stuff is awesome

>>27981330

Fuck you that's not funny.

My brother died that way!

>>27981306
Makes sense, well, more than carpenter anyway. In my opinion, seeing as name is mostly related to cutie mark, and that absolutely everyone in the apple family is somehow related to apples, she will be too, in the end. It's not that it fits her abilities more, absolutely not. What you described fits her much more than any apple-related thing, yet, going by the show's usual logic, I'd say she will get some apple-related cutie mark in the end.

>>27981356
what does carpentry? Thats another thing to teach kids, you dont have to follow your family in everything. Least of all in what you'll spend the rest of your life doing

"PINKIEEEEEEEEEEEEE" You scream, hooves thrown into the air.

"Yes?" She asks as the crowd pushes by her, trying to get outside to see what was going on.

You stare at her for a moment before running out the door and into the dark town. Only a few yards from the party lies a yellow and orange pony with a carrot cutie mark, she seems unharmed, but is suffering from shock.

New avatar trailer tomorrow, and the it will be a threeway MLPG/HSG/Avatar General for board dominance!

May the best cartoon win!

>>27981306
You relly want here to be killed by the rest of the Apple clan don't you?

>>27981306
I am okay with this.

>>27981398

Ask the pony if she is ok and what happend.

Question: how old exactly are the mane 6?

>>27981421
The new series will only have one season, sadly.

>>27981398
Deep down you know it's her fault. The reports were clear. It's always her fault.

Meanwhile try to wake the pony

>>27981421
inb4 all general threads are permabanned on /co/

>>27981434
If she's the mayor, she can supply grants for agriculture, and slash produce farmers tax hugely. Shit, she could even mandate state pensions for them. Who wouldn't want that?

>>27981468
Young adults.

Flutteshy is about a year older than Pinkie Pie.

>>27981468
mid teens, i suspect

>>27981397
I was just kidding.

That's actually a pretty good theory and I would be totally okay if that was what would happen in the show.

On the other hand I don't really want another CMC episode.

>>27981388
I know.

>>27981480
As a mayor. Nope.
They live in a monarchy.

>>27981468


young aults, fluttershy being the oldest

>>27981489
What about Rarity, she seems much older, and even has an established business.

>>27981494
>don't want another CMC episode
It's inevitable.

>>27981398
Leave the Pony.

Deal with Pinkie.

>>27981306
I'd be okay with Mayor Applebloom

But if she was destined to be the mayor, then would she only get her mark until she reached that title?

>>27981468
They're as old as Spongebob.

Old enough to hold a job, but still young enough learn new things and approach new subjects with a childlike demeanor.

>>27981501
You're such a dick.

>>27981526
>it's the first ep of the season
>everyone loses hope in the new season
>ratings drop and Hasbro pulls the plug

>>27981505
If they have mayors and not lords, then im guessing they have some system of government

>>27981536
She'd get her mark when she realised that's what she should do.
Then she would get the title, based solely on that most likely.

>>27981501
FUUUUUU

That's it! Time for an uprising!

>>27981515
rarity didnt look older than any of them in the flashback

shes just mature

>>27981551
Not true.
I am but a humble farmer.

>>27981515
Fluttershy has her own business. Private Practice vet

>>27981581
It's a miniscule village. I also sure the mayor is just for show. You know to make the ponies think they could actually do something.

>>27981594
so that completely bypasses any sense of voting then doesn't it

Shoot, then she'd be a friggen shoe-in.

>>27981631
still a position of some power

>>27981515
Rarity is a hipster and appears more mature than she really is.

>>27981568
IT'S OKAY! WHEN THAT HAPPENS, YOU'LL NEED A GUN! ANY OLD FIREARM WILL DO!

>>27981643
im sure you can get an opposition leader cutie mark

>>27981505
yeah, so?
It doesn't mean they cant have a local goverment under a global monarchy
the XV century collonies worked that way

>>27981662
THEN YOU'LL NEED TO PUT THE BARREL OF THE GUN IN YOUR MOUTH!

Were any of the main cast friends before the first episode? It seems highly unlikely that they wouldn't know each other until Twilight came along.

>>27981696
Have you even watched the show?

>>27981677
hunh
the mayors eyes are super blue
like bluer than Raritys

>>27981690
PULL THE TRIGGER AND BLAMO! EVERYTHING'S OVER AND YOU WON'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT A THING! PINKIE PROMISE!

>>27981677
Aha. They live a few miles away from the capital.

You approach the pony, mentally noting the othe rponies around. Pinkie is your prime suspect, the reports always made her seem... off. Still though you don't have enough evidence.

"Are you alright?" You say. She looks up to you and tries to stand, her body is still shaking from the adrenaline.

"N-no I'm not. Something attacked me." You look around the area, there was a sign of struggle, but whoever, or whatever attacked her was gone.

"What happened, what attacked you?" You ask.

"I don't know, it was dark, I was on my way to the party, and it just came out of nowhere. It was big, with big claws. It managed to pin me down. I thought I was a goner, but then it just left me alone."

At this point Twlight managed to push her way through the crowd. She helped her friend, who you overheards name was Carrot Top, and offered to walk her back home.

>>27981306
>>27981393
>>27981677
To be fair, half of those points are beyond Mayor Mare (winter wrap up required Twilight Sparkle as organizer to even wrap winter up on schedule for ONCE.), then again, She could just be an extremely good diplomatic. or planner. Applebloom would probably be a better mayor now that i think about it.

hm.

>>27981690
that better be a chocolate gun

>>27981740
If I do this, will it let me come visit you in Equestria?
I would like that ever so much.

>>27981740
You forgot an important part!
Before you pull the trigger you have to say three times
"I BELIEVE IN EQUESTRIA"

>>27979073

Hey guys, just a reminder of this thread. I'll move the marker there when we hit image limit, unless Leth or Tripfag are around to take it.

>>27981741
but in another city (town, ville, whatever)

>>27981696

Everybody knew Pinkie Pie, even if they didn't like her. Applejack and Rainbow seem to be familiar with each other, at least in passing. Fluttershy and Rarity probably knew each other.

rewatching boast busters right now


sucks to be trixie

>>27981662
>>27981690
>>27981740
I actually really like this

>>27981740
Goodnight, sweet Pinkie.

I hope you're partying in pony heaven.

>>27981756
Follow them to find more. If asked just tell them that this could be your big break.

Get Pinkie to tag along. Y

>>27981756

Go with her, if there is a monster around you cant let twilight go alone.

>>27981818
Sucks to be watching a shit-tier episode.

>>27981823
I'll redraw it properly one day.

I only did it for someone who asked how to make trips.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bC6NNVwFL0

>>27981202

Didn't Lauren said that ONLY earth ponies had the ability to grow crops, thanks to their connection to the land?
I also remember her saying that an unicorn COULD grow a small garden (as much) and only if an earth pony lived nearby.

Also, the ones displaying the biggest array of talents and professions were Earth Ponies, not unicorns or pegasus. (Hoity Toity, Photo Finish, Sapphire Shores, were all earth ponies)

>>27981803

that comic never made sense to me


I love it and have no idea why


it seems out of character an in character at the same time
mymindisfulloffuckandIloveit.png

>>27981823
That's kinda weird dude.
>>27981860
You're kinda weird for drawing and roleplaying dude.

Guess it makes sense to have reprieve from the marker on my birthday.

So how's everyone doing? Any news from Comic-con yet?

>>27981662
>>27981690
>>27981740

Hello, my children. It's me, Princess Celestia of Equestria, here with an important message for all of you. I haven't much time, as communicating this way across the various dimensions of reality is quite exhausting.

Due to my omnipotence and omniscience, I am well aware of how much you love the stories of my faithful student Twilight Sparkle and all her friends. What you may not know, though, is that Ponyville, Canterlot, and all of Equestria are very real places. The visions you see on "the Hub" are less a fiction and more of a chronicling of day-to-day events in my realm.

What's more, you have a very real opportunity to fully experience all these things, ponies, and places yourself. You can submerge yourself in the magic of friendship in a way you can't possibly imagine, and certainly in a way that isn't available to the boring, mundane realm where you currently live. Equestria, and all that is has to offer, is an option for you. I'm actually quite stunned that you weren't aware of this until now.

All you must do to leave your current existence behind and enter into a much more rewarding, meaningful life in Equestria is shed the mortal flesh which keeps you chained and imprisoned as you are. You're a resourceful person. Surely you can find a means to end yourself and be reborn as you were truly meant to be. I'll even let you choose which breed of pony you'd like to live as.

You need merely recite "I believe in Equestria" three times as you draw the blade down your arm, or swallow the bottle of medicine, or pull the trigger on the firearm pointed at your head. It's that simple. I'm waiting for you, my children. Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Twilight Sparkle, and all the other citizens of our world are waiting for you, as well. We're so excited to meet you.

>>27981889
That kind of sucks for Fluttershy then, considering all the plants she needs to feed her animals