>>27958343
I think they're faking it

>>27958343
Yes

>>27958343
Leth you still thinking about doing some pony pathfinder?

Awwwww shit ponies it's quest time.

>>27958387
Second that. It's all a trick!

How the fuck do you raise the sun. That's impossible.

Everyone in this thread is a honorary wonderbolt!

Johan Liebert somehow winds up in Equestria and has been turned into a pony.

How fucked are they?

If you want, you can throw his sister in too to give him a counter part.

FUCK
I CUT MY FINGER
WAT DO

>>27958444
It's magic. You can't explain that.

>>27958453
not much of a writer eh?

>>27958460
someone needs to draw this

>>27958449

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>>27958460
>How fucked are they?

Not very, because they have MAGIC.

There aren't really pony threads on v/, are there? What are they like?

>>27958467
post a picture in MLP general on /co/

dont forget to type out the captcha and add a message

There was a theory in one of the generals that the planet Equestria is on is a Steppenwolf planet (it floats outside a solar system), their sun is magically caught in a geocentric orbit controlled by Celestia.

Or something like that.

unless their planet is completely flat or they're not the only ones in control of them, wouldn't they have to be up at all hours so the rest of the world would get the regular cycles? assuming it's not mostly automated that is.

>>27958460
Well, if I recall, Johan used a bunch of serial killers as a proxy. How many of those are in Equ...wait. shit. Very fucked.

>>27958471
No, I'm terrible at thinking up compelling stories like that. I have one for my normal pathfinder group, but that story I've been developing for years.

>>27958467
DESTROY OXYGEN!

>>27958487
I like to think that their planet is flat and the sun is just some tiny floating disk of fire. Easily carried by magic.

>>27958453

>>27958481
Magic? What the fuck do you think magic will do to JOHAN MOTHER FUCKING LIEBERT?

This guy talks kids into attempting suicide for shits and giggles!

>>27958486
>implying i'm faking it

What is the best program to draw/color?

Would you wear this shirt design?

Because we love fine is using it.

Megasweet is streaming

http://www.livestream.com/megasweet?t=689675

It's futa right now.

And the guy who won the next request thingy requested futa too Dash hotdogging Gilda

So if ya'll dont like it, dont come I guess...

He'll be playing pictionary after that for the next request though

You are a unicorn and a member of Celestia's secret service. She has selected you to personally go to Ponyville, undercover, to check up on her student and her friends so she can get a true idea of what happens there. She has used her magic to change your cutie mark to that of a journalist. You trot into ponyville for the first time, remembering the most important order given to you, do not reveal your cover.

What is your name, and what do you do first

>>27958544
MS PAINT FO LIFE

>>27958501
Even putting aside the fanon theory that Pinkamena is a complete psychotic, Johan could probably talk some ponies into becoming his serial killing proxies.

>>27958555
My name is Lyra and I move in with Bon Bon.

>>27958554
>someone requested futa gilda

dammit pacce

>>27958343
WE've discussed this.

Equestria is a Steppenwolf planet.

Celestia uses her magic to create a small artificial sun that she uses to keep the planet warm enough to sustain life.

Luna powers the moon which helps with steering the steppenwolf planet by altering the center of gravity of the system. Of course since they're traveling through deep space steering is unnecessary hence the constant spinning to keep the planet steady.

Celestia and Luna are space travelers that use an entire planet as a generation ship.

The ponies are their retainers.

Celestia is vital to the planet, but has no controls over any stars. She's a powerful being but not a god (thats why she's so humble.

>>27958538
Oh for fucks sake you pussy, lick the blood off of you and ignore it. that's a goddamn scratch

STOP WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE DOING AND WATCH THIS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhOlAU4t9Hs&feature=grec_index

>>27958555

Parker peter, and the first thing i do is going to that bakery for something to eat.

>>27958544
Sai or Photoshop, Flash is nice for crisp lines (on model fanart is easy in Flash), but it's not really an art program.

MSpaint... don't use it unless you're doing pixel art

>>27958453
nah i was just wondering.

>>27958554
>futa
>futa
>futa
>futa
>futa
>futa

>>27958603

I've already seen this like 5 times.

>>27958544
I'm loving the fuck out of SAI

>>27958596
FUCK YES FINALLY SOME CMYK ART

>>27958579

Wasnt pacce

He doesnt like futa actually

>>27958603
NO

>>27958554
guys
i am literally like the best pictionary player I know
i have won every game I have ever played IRL and most of the games I've played online
if I win Megasweet's thing what should I request

>>27958579
No, Futa Dash hotdogging Gilda.

Gilda won't have a penis and probably never will.

>>27958603
OLD
AS
FUCK

>>27958604
>Parker Peter

Fuck you anon, I just shot Pepsi through my nose.

>Captcha: anyFuta accepts

This does not bode well.

>>27958618
>>27958631
So, I guess I'm gonna try Sai.

>>27958650
Pony Evangelion Unit fighting the Ursa Major outside Ponyville.

as epic as possible

>>27958641
>CMYK
wut

>>27958650
Your favorite character preforming X sexual action with Y while Z.

That gets me so hard.

>>27958650
Human Fluttershy stabbing pony Pinkie in the chest with a knife, Pinkie's hair all down, deflated. Betrayed and super sad

>>27958449
Soarin is probably tappin' all dat ass

Guys
the only drawing programs i have on tap is GIMP and MS Paint

should i stick to what I got or get something new?

>>27958683
>>27958683
>>27958683
THIS

A pony shaped Evangelion

Eva 00= Sweetie Bell
Eva 01= Apple Bloom
Eva 02= Scootaloo

>>27958703
>newfoals don't know 'bout CMYK

>>27958650
Hippie Fluttershy

Why is there no fanart of this?

>>27958650
Rainbow Dash flying in a lightning storm, constantly only inches away from certain death all for the sake of improving her aerial tricks.

>>27958735
Photoshop.

>>27958767
There kinda is. Anthro, though.

>>27958650
fluttershy taking a huge rip from her TOTALLY CANON bong from look before you sleep

>>27958650
Celestia and her royal guards fighting a big black dragon, Picture has a suns rays shinning on celestia as she thrust her horn into the black dragon, shooting rainbow power through and out the back of the black dragon. The sky in the background is dark and thunderous, so the only bright light is shinning straight down on celestia and her guards.

>>27958753
I joined the threads in December and I have no idea what that is but hey don't be useful or anything or tell the man

>>27958811
Seconding this. There needs to be more Hippieshy stuff.

>>27958767
>hippy fluttershy
>not canon

>>27958753
no one here has ever used that acronym

>>27958767
Because Fluttershy is a straight up OG if you know what I'm saying.

>>27958449
But I can't fly.
Ah, who cares? I still get a cut of the profits, right?

>>27958811
>fluttershy
>look before you sleep
wat;l

>>27958832
I would take Scootapuppy and Pinkie Pie home with me.

>>27958555
Alright, your name is Parker Peter

You now realize how long it's been since you ate, between prepping, and the flight over, you haven't eaten. As you walk through the town you come notice the bakery. You decide to start your investigation here, and get a bite to eat at the same time.

You enter the shop to find it completely empty.
"Uhmmm Hello?"
You ask walking up to on of the counters. After a few moments of silence you are about to leave when you suddenly hear a voice from behind you.

"Hi", the perky voice rings out. "Ohhh I haven't seen you before, I'm Pinkie Pie".

This is the party pony Celestia mentioned, how do you respond?

>>27958650
The aftermath Luna sucking off a German Sheperd (the dog breed), with some of the cum on her cheek, gently kissing the tip of the dogs cock.

>>27958641
Cyan Magenta Yellow Black?

>>27958851
You mean Cyan Maroon Yellow Black?

/co/ confirmed for not knowing shit about graphic design.

>>27958851
>>27958833
look at the original post that was referencing
now look at the pony that isn't carrot top or derpy
what is her hair's color scheme
>cyan
>magenta
>yellow
what's it like?
printer ink
what is the name for the color scheme in ink?
>CMYK
jesuschristguys

>>27958898
DEMAND PIES

>>27958811
>Look Before You Sleep

>>27958900
Stop trying to get into Thread Stop weirding me the fuck out anonymous jesus fucking christ i am glad that 98% of you disgusting fucks can't draw.

>>27958898

Oh hi, im Parker im new in the town nice to meet you pinkie.

>>27958949
>>27958884
whoops
there was a sleep over
in this episode
i remembered that one episode had 'sleep' in the title

Poll:
would you let miniature (ant-sized) ponies live on your penis
they use their unicorn magic to keep it erect and then build a town on it
so you have to deal with having a permanent boner
you can no longer have sex or masturbate
and you have to be careful when you pee because it makes a little earthquake

is it worth it

>>27958898
"I AM A SECRET AGENT SENT BY CELESTIA TO CHECK UP ON TWILIGHT AND SEE JUST WHAT KINDS OF ACTIVITIES OCCUR HER-"

"i mean, i would like a cupcake please."

>>27959006
-2/10

>>27959006
Fuck no. I would however give them a small terrarium instead.

>>27959006
That sounds like herpies and Erectile Dysfunction.

>>27958984
Staremaster?

>>27959006
I rather be a tiny human trying to make a small town on fluttershys dick.

>>27959039
>herpies
>her pies

http://twitter.com/sawmillangstrom/status/94606722680885248

DO YOU THINK HE WILL EVER RESPOND TO MY TWEET?

>>27959006

>>27959006
There's never going to be another thread simulator, anon. Deal with it.

>>27958928
But her name's Holly Dash

>>27959006
Okay I laughed a little bit, I'll look forward to seeing more from you Anonymous.

And yes

>>27959043
yeah that one
i try to avoid the CMC episodes as much as possible

Requesting a comic about a pony scientist telling princess celestia shes not actually controlling the sun but rather her powers are effecting the rotation of the earth and after hearing this she imprisons him/her for his/her claims

this idea comes from when old time scientists tried to prove that the earth rotated around the sun instead of the other way around

>>27958842
What the fuck could that be besides a bong?

Some crazy pot?

Anonymous animator confirmed for King Troll

>>27959055
>>27959039
>her pies
pic related

>>27959006

>>27958898
PARKER!?

>>27959152
That's an oil lamp you retard
the thing on the side is the dial, it's far too small to be a mouthpiece

>>27958925
>>27958928
But co/ pony thread has never discussed that pony's name being that, sounds like ponychan to me

>>27958898
"I need a pie, I'm starving" You demand. "Also my name is Parker."

"Well I guess that's why you came to Sugar Cube Corner, that's where I would go if I wanted Pie. You came at the best day, because today I get to run sugar cube corner for the first time since me and Applejack made the whole town sick."

It dawns on you that maybe this isn't the place to eat, not with her apparent track record. As you slowly back towards the door the pink pony appears in front of you in a flash, pie in hand. "I never heard of any Parkers in Ponyville, you must REALLY be new. Do you have any friends yet? I know, WE CAN BE FRIENDS!"

This pony truly is crazy, what do you do?

>>27959181
>thinking that the bowl is the mouthpiece
confirmed for not knowing how bongs work

>>27959205
hire a hitman to eliminate her

>>27959216
you're right, because I'm not a pothead
GASP I'VE BEEN EXPOSED
seriously though, look up an oil lamp, I'm pretty sure the fact that you don't know what one looks like makes you an underagefag

>>27959205
Distract her and attempt to leave the baked goods center.

>>27959205
RUN RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. Try To get to your home and eat there.
No one can escape her...

So when do we get to the part where we mutilate the ponies?

>>27959006

Those are called Crab Lice. They make a special shampoo that will take care of that for you.

Would you murder your parents in order to come to equestria

But you don't just have to murder them, you have to murder them and then get away with it for at least a year and then Celestia will transport you to Equestria as your reward

>>27959248
I could have sworn the thing was a shoop

>>27959248
i use this image far too much

>>27959248
>>27959216
You're both dumb, and the original image had the silhouette of a lampshade with it.

>>27959181
>mouth piece

No bro, no.

But I guess it does look like an old oil lamp, but I think the first impression is funnier.

>>27959248
>Not familiar with an oil lamp
>Underage

OR it could be that we don't live in the 19th century.

>>27959248
If you don't know how something works, then why are you commenting on something you know nothing about?

My god thats hilarious.

"That's not an airplane, i can tell because the defibrillators are too big."

ahh. you're dumb, but in a funny way.

>>27959305
>ever other resident has done the same

Sounds like a nice place to live

>>27959317
I never said I was trolling you

>>27959327

That picture would make a pretty good clopfic.

>>27959205

Ehhh sure, but you know i have a lot of things to do and i have to go so... BYE!

>>27959329
potheads are fucking retards anyway the fact that you actually know the mechanisms of something like a glass bong shows you're not actually one

So is it true that Wierd Al Yancovic is a ponyfag?

>>27959216
>>27959216
Bongs are cool.

>>27959377
-34/10
>confirmed for not knowing that tobacco and other shit can be smoked in bongs too

>>27959205

"Make love to me Pinkie."

Thread needs more Acoustic Guitar.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsD6uEZsIsU

>>27959377
Quite an interesting theory, anonymous.

>>27959406
>implying that anyone has smoked tobacco in a bong and that's not just something people say so that they can legally sell bongs at flea markets

>>27959406
That's only code words used by head shops to keep from getting shut down.

>>27959205
Politely excuse yourself, as you have forgotten your wallet. And say that you'll just have to take a raincheck on that party.

>>27959384
HE HAD BETTER BE

HE NEEDS TO RESPOND TO MY TWEET
>>27959063

>>27959424
>>27959433
>amerifags

I smoke tobacco from a gravity bong.

oh man this thread over here made my night look at this.>>27958914

not pony related but still.

>Go on MLP wiki
>type in my
>first result

>>27959433
>Live in Canada
>Marijuana use is socially acceptable, legally grey (yes I realize there are still *light* penalties for possession)
>Bongs and pipes sold everywhere, nobody cares

>>27959498
Don't remind me. At least it's decrimina;ized where I am.
>>27959506
No you don't.

>>27959305
That's so weird, I was just thinking about that

I think Steven Magnet needs a cameo in season two just because he is the most fabulous serpent in Equestria. He'd hang out with Rarity or something. Thoughts?

>>27959533
DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

>>27959305
You point behind her and yell "I think your kitchen is on fire!!" As she turns her head you take the pie and burst threw the front door. You run at a full gallop into the middle of the town. You turn to check if she is following, as you are confident you lost her you slow down and eat your pie in peace. If that was one of Twilight's close friends, what will the others be like. Once you finish eating you start thinking about the next step, you could hit up any of her other friends, talk to Twilight herself, or find a place to live, because that would be nice to have.

>>27959537
It gives wicked hit.

>>27959560
Only if the name Steven becomes canon

>>27959560
>cameos in S2

If they call him Steve, I will flip a bitch out of joy.

which pony do you think of the most when you you know

I've got a story
I went to the radio shack today to get a cable for my car for the Ipod jack.
When i walked inside I saw two guys watching the hub. It was around 2:05 in the afternoon which means they were just finished watching mlp which is on at 1:30
Anyway heres what happened
> Oh hey hub nice
> Guy at the counter: yeah they've got alot of cool hasbro shows on there.
> yeah like MLP, were you guys watching that?
> Guy: u-h h y-y-yeah.
> No hey I like that show it's ok
> Guy: well heres your stuff
> yeah thanks
> walk out happy and amused

I think they were mostly intimidated because I was a
girl

>>27959566

I will look for a place to live, but where there are no inns in ponyville!

>MS about to draw futa gilda
>i am about to rage hard
>oh its humanized

i guess thats ok

>>27959598
What if they had planned for his name to be Steven Magnet the entire time
and they specifically manipulated the audio in such a way that "Steven Magnet" would pop up on Google captions

WE ARE THEIR PUPPETS

>>27959612
DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOHOHOHO

So which one of you made this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRI_ZkfZIXs

>>27959612
that never happened but okay

>>27959598
I'd probably shit my self.

anyone drawing taking reqs?

>>27959612
bullshit, no girls like my little pony, thats preposterous.

>>27959692
I am. But my art it dreadful.

Has this been colored before, or is this the first one?

>>27959649
>load it up on youtube
>see the comments
>NOPE.onion

>>27959705
do people who exercise together actually take showers together or is this just a myth from pornos...

>>27959566
Establish a base camp on the edge of the Everfree forest, you hobo. Perhaps check in on Fluttershy while you're at it, under the guise of searching for a good area to put a home.

>>27959612
I'm surprised they were even able to finish their sentences. If a female tried to talk about MLP with me I would probably just faint.

>>27959725
Go to a YMCA, or attend high school gym class.

YOU WILL BE EDUCATED. PAINFULLY.

>>27959649
Laughing at lunacy is fun.

>>27959744
>that feel when the longest conversation I had with a female in the past year was with a pizza delivery girl

FUCK IM LONELY

Didn't get too many posters today.

Fuck stupid women.

>>27959784
you should go to one of the pony meetups

>>27959705
first one
wolf is going to finish shading it later

>>27959762
>attend high school gym class

um im 24 so that would cause me to be a sex offender...
They seriously get naked in high school? wtf
im glad i got out of taking gym in HS then

>>27959705
Nanaki was supposed to color that picture. I dunno if he is here right now.

>>27959692
>>27959697
NOPE.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq4GniIDCQw&feature=related

>>27959784
>He doesn't have female friends
>In 2011

>>27959809
No need, notice the WIP in the filename.

>>27959692

>>27959704
>>27959704

Could you do windsor here (aka bruce-mame/batmame)

being like a stockbroker in a cubicle beng all frustrated and shit at a computer?

>>27959831

Spike like the Armed Dragon lvl7 ( Yugioh )

thanks you very much

>>27959795
What happened, Juice?

>>27959831
can you draw spike sleeping upside down in his basket?

>>27959842
i had female friends in college
well they werent really friends they turned out to be assholes since none of them ever called me after i dropped out
fucking dicks

>>27959795
Juice mail me a poster

>>27959815
Actually you do sound rather socially maladjusted.

>>27959807
True, lots of friendly ladies at those. Pic related from one of the last meetups.

>>27959784

>That feel when the longest convosation this week was with my best friends girlfriend and she told me how sexy I would look with tattoos

We also talked about shipping.

>>27959861
Wow, that screencap is REALLY weird looking. twilight's skin tone matches celestia's hair color, so it almost looks like her hair + horn are disembodied and floating

>>27959842
I wish i had friends period.

>>27959861
I can try my best.

>>27959612
A girl on the Internet that likes My Little Pony? Pbfffhaha, thats rich. Aren't you lot always busy having your periods and watching girly shows like GI Joe or Transformers? Whatever, I'm gonna go do some bench presses and deadlifts while watching Dragonshy again. You know, manly stuff.

>>27959916
>dragonshy

That's not how you spell Suited for Success

>>27959815
>Not taking Phys Ed

What the fuck is your problem? It was fun and it built character. And I'm saying this as the fucking class runt.

>>27959875
>>27959910
>Dropping out of college
>Not having friends

Well isn't this thread just a wonderful thread, full of success stories.

>>27959916
Dragon shy is pretty awesome

Its pretty much the hobbit. or at least it has smaug at the end. (except smaug would've murdered rarity)

>>27959908
can never unsee

Friends? You guys mean... IRL?
But I thought we already had PONIES

>>27959910
I really need to find someone online to chat with, so I can at least have SOME sort of contact to practice building my horribly stunted social skills...

I'd go on /soc/ to find someone but everyone there just seems to be pathetically desperate to get laid

>>27959566
You grab a newspaper and look for any open rooms for rent. The village is too small to have a hotel, but these towns always have someponies willing to rent a room. You pick the building closest to the library, the two owners were apparently a couple. As you knock on the door you notice that the building is also within sight of Sugar Cube corner, and a sudden wave of impatience washes over you. A smiling Mint coloroed pony opens the door, and after quickly introducing yourself she invites you in. You explin to her you are a reporter and new to ponyville. She tells you about the room, and that she has a wife. After agreeing to the payment, Celestia has given you an open checkbook for your job, you start moving up to your room.

What do you do next? The room overlooks the Library, so you could just stake out the building till night, or suggest something.

>>27959979

>>27959916
No lies, I actually watched Dragonshy while doing bicep curls.


pic unrelated

>>27960011
Twilight never responds to me when I try to talk to her through the TV screen

Fucking passive-aggressive cunt

>>27959992
Watch the library for some time. Maybe the rest of her friends aren't insane.

>>27959992

>Mint colored pony
>Wife

I'm guessing her name starts with an L and ends with A?

>>27960028
>Listen to "Sexy Bitch" while reading this

MAKE ME, FAGGOT

>>27959962
Wh-AW DAMMIT, I knew there was an episode that would've made for a better piece of irony. Thats what I get for not watching any of the eps in over a month, huh.

>>27959867
I let the girl who I won against use my pass for a couple hours in exchange for buying me dinner. When I got it back, they were already done with giving out the posters for the day. Only made out with 4.

>>27959879

email me

>>27959992

Make a map about Equestria

>>27959992
Take your time and settle in. No sense looking suspicious on the first day. Introduce yourself about town, maybe take the pink one up on her offer of a party. This will potentially give you a preliminary check-up on Twilight, providing she's invited. Slow and steady wins the race, after all, and there was no specific time limit on the assignment.

>>27959977
Are you colourblind or something?

Celestia's mane is pink and Twilight is lavender.

>>27959967
Yeah. I wish I wasn't a depressed little faggot who never participated in sports when I was a freshman, otherwise that class would have been awesome.

Someone requested a recolor of this last night.

Done, though working with that lineart was annoying when compared to MS's nice, big, clean lines.

>>27960078
FFFUU. How much are the posters?

>>27959992

Go to the library to get a library card, a perfect excuse to frequently visit twilight.

>>27960104
You're getting pretty damn good at this Leth

>implying I would ever go outside

>>27960078
Send me an email and I can fellate your appendage of choice for a poster: 16colortv@gmail.com

>>27960124
AHAHAHA
FUCKING BRILLIANT

>>27960124

oh lawd

>>27960124
The fuck am I looking at?

>>27960057
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xo_7bhk1UzA&featur=Autoplay

>>27960161
A parody of The Mystery of Amigara Fault
A very fucked up manga

Hey, did anybody save that My Little Pony/D.Gray-Man crossover post from earlier?

>>27960104
Original for comparison

>>27960126
Thanks. I take way too long doing it though, haha. Gotta get faster at it.

>>27960161
Look up The enigma at amigara fault sometime

>>27960186
er sorry
*The Enigma of Amigara Fault

>>27960161
It's based on one of those weird mangas, basically there's a cliff with people-sized holes in it. This one guy goes into one while yelling that, and at some point it begins to get narrower and narrower, though he can't back out of the hole as it closes behind him. He ends up coming out looking like a big piece of jerky.

So, what music in MLP is your favorite? I like Winter Wrap up, lol.

>>27960102
I was a short, hairy, greasy, overweight weeaboo, and had braces and fucking coke bottle glasses. I was socially awkward as fuck.

And I still had some bloody fun.

>>27960224
>>>/ponychan/

>>27960209
>>27960206
I'm afraid to do it. What should I expect?

>>27960111
again, email me

>>27960104
Crap, missed a spot. Fixed.

DID SOMEONE SAY FUCKED UP MANGA?

>>27960246
What's your email address nerdface

>>27960253

>>27960111
I saw a bunch sell ping on eBay for only 60 bucks or so, I think. I was kind of surprised, I thought they'd be fetching 100-200+ easy.

>>27960124
>>27960124
>>27960124

HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OH WOW

>>27960237
that is exactly what i was thinking

>>27960253
yum
i'm hungry now

>>27960224
the last episode one

>>27960238

Expect drr drr drr

It is mandatory reading for 4channers, DO IT

>>27960253
Holes is cool though

>>27960246
I don't know your e-mail.

Gonna do a quick painty doodle of the first pony I see after this.

>>27960269
I think that one is done by either the same guy or someone similar. That's what you should expect, in terms of fucked-upedness.

>>27960028
>Listen to David Guetta's "sexy bitch" while reading this
Oh god why did I think of this?

>>27960310
Sup?

>>27960253

>>27960179
>Oh no it's this fucking song
>Start tapping feet
>Start nodding head

FFFfffffffuck me.

>>27960124
that last panel, LOL

>>27960238
>>27960238
>>27960238
>>27960238

Click this image

>>27960028
>that feel when you have never heard this song and are therefore literally incapable of hearing it in your head

it's a good feel

>>27959629
>Futa gilda

I wonder where all this sudden interest in Gilda is coming from.

>>27960331
I know that would be horrifying in real life, but I just can't stop laughing

>>27960268
juice@juicemail.juce

>>27960268
>>27960308
yeahemailme

>>27960384
We all miss her because she's the best pony

>>27960363
Autolading images. And what the fuck is that?

>>27960408
LOL YOUR NAME IS BEN HARDEN

>>27960422
That's what happens when you walk into the hole just for you.

>>27960331
NO
I THOUGHT I GOT AWAY FROM YOU

>>27960363
>Its slowly flooding this way!

>>27960422
see
>>27960209
its a short comic you should check it out.

>>27960331
>Scientific theories about the nature of a magically controlled star
>Fluttershy's bong, marijuana general
>Social awkwardness, people making fun of...
>Enigma of Amigara Fault
>Fucked up manga

MLP GENERAL, LADIES AND GENTS.

This is why they're still great.

>>27959705

>>27960422
it's a horror manga, it's a quick and enjoyable read I suggest you google it

just saw this on faust da. i lold.

>>27960422
IT WAS MADE FOR ME
THERE'S ONE FOR ALL OF US

>>27960439
Let's find his facebook and hack that shit!

You relax on your bed, thinking about how crazy your day has been so far. From your spot you watch as Twilight's friends go in and out of the library. It was odd though, only her friends visited, nobody else seemed to want to read in this town. As the sun started to set you decide to head out for some dinner.

"Parker!"

You hear the voice of the mint pony as she calls you over and introduces you to her wife, Bon Bon. As they talk you finally remember the mint ponies name is Lyra, you're pulled out of your daydream though as you hear the name Pinkie Pie.

Apparently she had made up a party just for you, seeing as how she was now your friends/ The two ponies drag you off to Sugar Cube Corner.

As the door's open you are greeted by a crowd of happy faces and yelling, Pinkie leading the fra.y.

You are at Pinkie's party, along with what seems like half the town.

>>27960439
Growing up in during the advent of Pokemon, I heard far too many Metapod jokes thrown my way.

pony

Meanwhile, at the San Diego Comic Con...

>>27960498
He linked his facebook constantly while trying to win that contest.

>>27960452
It's not THAT bad.

>>27960526
So he's OK with the world knowing he likes ponies?

>>27960503
Try to enjoy the party. It can't be that bad.

>>27960503
Get the fuck outta there. Your cover will get blown somehow if you stay.

>>27960503
Take a quick scan for Twilight and/or her friends. Don't forget to greet Pinkie, since she took he trouble of making the party. Plus, that should keep her off your back, so to speak, for the rest of party while you mingle with the crowd.

HEY GUYS
I HEARD YOU LIKE PONIES

SO HERE'S PICTURES OF PONIES GETTING MAD AT AN ELECTRIC FAN

>>27960566

>>27959864
here ya go

>>27959861
I'm scanning my sketch now. It's not in color or anything. Just so you know.

>>27960544
I had my profile pic as a pony for months. I don't ever use the site, so I didn't really care if my friends knew, doubt he does either.

Have some good stuff behind spoilers for once

>>27960584

>>27960363
afterwards...

>>27960566
those dyson fans are such a waste of money

>>27960612
9/11 never forget

>>27960566

>>27960503

GET SUDDENLY ATTACKED BY A BLACK PONY WITH NO IRIS AND A MOUTH FULL OF POINTY TEETH

>>27960639

9/11 AND PONIES YOU SAY?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bC6NNVwFL0

>>27959861
Here you are.

>>27960612
>>27960584
>>27960566
Why the fuck am I laughing so much at ponies next to fans?

>>27960639
>9/11 remembrance fanart
>In 2011
>That feel when most of the teens doing this shit were toddlers in 2001
>Feel old

GK wanted me to draw this for him.
amIcoolnow?

>>27960639
Dat Applejack

MORE FANS
this one makes no sense
>not a fan in sight
>2 feet away from a fan

>>27960695
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bC6NNVwFL0

WHY DID I LAUGH SO HARD AT THIS. THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE DIED. THIS ISN'T FUNNY.

I'M GOING TO HELL, THANKS GENERAL.

>>27960329
Okay, a quick little sketchless AJ painting thing.

>>27960697
thanks!

>>27960639
ITS OKAY, TWILIGHT SPARKLE WILL STOP IT FROM HAPPENING AGAIN!!

I thought about having a pony profile pictures... but some of the people who I friended who are "bronies" started posting pony porn all over the place, so I kinda dissociated myself from them. I'm a fan, but not that kind of fan.

>>27960756
You're getting better, SB.

>>27960765
Anytime! I hope it suits your fancy.

OC TIME

>>27960786
It's ok we can both be fans together

>>27960695
I wasn't supposed to laugh...
But the comments didn't help.

if your special talent is haircuts

would you have scissors on your flank?

>>27960822

If you're sure.

WHELP. I just finished reading that Manga. Creepy as all fuck. Not a bad read though. Now I'm in the mood for some NOPE. Anyone care to share?

>>27960798
Sketchless is hard, but even if it doesn't look awesome it's fun to do.

another hilarious thing about this artist is that he apparently rotates the ENTIRE speech bubble, INCLUDING THE WORDS

so some of his pictures have the speech bubbles UPSIDE DOWN
pic related

>>27960873
Either that or barber shears.

>>27960873
I think she looks better with that haircut.

>>27960890
How about a scary story?

>>27960914
OH BOY!

>>27960898
There's no way this guy isn't a troll.

The first prson you greet, or should I say, are greeted by, is Pinkie herself. "I don't know what happened earlier today, but since you left I was worried you might be lonely, so of course I threw you a party. Now everyone knows you." This could prove to be a problem, you are no longer just a face in the crowd, the town knows you. You decide to make the best out of it anyway, and head off towards Twilight and her friends, sing Pinkie as an in. She introduces you to the other girls, Rarity, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and of course, Twilight Sparkle herself. Of course everything she told you about them, you already knew.

"So, you're a journalist? Why did you come to ponyville for a story, it's not a very big town." Twilight asks

>>27960898
before i rage can someone tell me the age of this guy

>>27960914
Isn't that from Scary Stories to tell in the Dark?

>>27960928
good
>>27960956
yes

SO I HEARD YOU LIKE CUPCAKES

>>27960914
There is a creepypasta with ponies

>>27960724
Well I love it

>>27960956
Yes it is and fuck So much nostalgia man. Harold is my personal favorite story.

I decided to doodle some more.

>>27960822
>>27960898

Isn't this the guy who makes those Thomas the Train and Pokemon crossover comics?

>>27960949
Oh i wanted a break. It's not like this town is attacked by dragons, parasprites or things like that... Oh wait.

>>27961001
Is that the scarecrow one?

>>27958496
My theory is that Equestria is very similar to Discwolrd. So much so that it is a pony copy.

>>27960890
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q29CmMHSQ3M
not that creepy, was from a children's movie

>>27960873
Snips is a barber.

>>27960949

Pictures of Spidermane

>>27961051
The only reason I agree with you now is that I'm reading the series.
You got that idea from the discussion from yesterday didn't you?

>>27961043
yes
a tale of a scarecrow named Harold

>>27960949
Say that you're traveling around, getting to know "the real Equestria" for an article (a la the Green Lantern and Green Arrow cruising America), and that Ponyville happened to be the next stop on the trip. You can also explain that you've been seeing how the townsfolk treat each other in each town (which will give you an excuse for being in odd places at odd times), and that perhaps one day you could find a place to settle for good. Besides, it's always nice to make new friends. (this part of the explanation will be important)

>>27961043
Yeah. That creepy face man. That face.

>>27960990
Oh my god! That's fucked up! It's kind of funny when it's ponies, but when it's humans...just...augh, what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>27960949
It's calm and and good place to clear one's mind. That's it. You'll find something to write about somehow.

>>27960949

Well there is a lot in this town to write about miss sparkle, you just have to know how to find this kind of things i mean you are the winner of the young fly competition right miss dash.

>>27960990
>Brown blood

EXPLAIN

>>27961097
>>27961100
One of the best in the book.

>>27961101
>Funny with ponies

Yeah, you keep believing that.

>>27961130
How about Footsteps?

>>27961095
Nah. I've had the thought for a while now. I drew that particular picture around a month ago.

>>27961100
>>27961130
Harold

>>27961137
Run

>>27961150
Arg, I can't remember that one. But now I want to go and dig up those books.

>>27961169
I love you, Anonymous.

>>27961179
Just goes to show how nobody has even read it and people are only terrified by hearsay.

>>27961197
The one where this girl and her sister hear "Thump-thump" form upstairs and then the door opens and slams shut.

>>27961206
welcome

it would tickle me if I saw ponies drawn in steven gammels art style

its so grotesque

>>27961169
For a child, that one was seriously on a whole other level of scary.

>>27961140
Lol'd at the pic

>>27961212
I don't even get why people say it's scary at all.

It's gross I guess, but hardly could even be considered scary.

>>27961212
The story IS disturbing. But scary? Not at all.

People going on about how "NEVER READING CUPCAKES TOO SCARIES" are just retarded.

>>27961215
Oh yeah!

>>27961169
That art is badass I used to draw pics like it with a fine sharpie

There was an old farmer in Arizona who owned the best farm in the area. Everybody said his crops were the best and people came from all over to buy their goods from him. Whenever people asked him how he was able to grow such good quality crops, the old farmer would say it was all down to his scarecrow.

“That old scarecrow is the one I have to thank”, said the farmer. “He makes sure no crows or critters or pests come near my crops”.

The old farmer had built the scarecrow himself and it was a fearsome sight. He spent months working on it to make it as scary as possible. He knew how important it was to keep pests away from his crops. So he gave it enormous straw arms that stretched out about 6 feet and big long legs that made it as tall as a tree.

But the scariest thing about this scarecrow was it’s head. The farmer carved it himself out of a huge pumpkin. He spent countless days and nights perfecting his design until it was perfect. The scarecrow’s face and head was so grotesque and ugly that even he was sometimes scared to look at it. But it was very effective, scaring away every rodent and bird that ventured near.

The neighboring farm was owned by two young men who were brothers named Josh and Harold. They were lazy and never did much work around the farm which resulted in their crops being bad. They were jealous of the old farmer’s success and were plotting against him. If they could drive him out of business they could take over his farm and make more money.

>>27961289
>The story IS disturbing. But scary? Not at all.

I'd like some clarification on the difference between "scary" and "disturbing"

/co/
can I have the pic of Fluttershy sucking on Rarity's horn?
would be much appreciated

at comic con they showed preview commercial of season 2

>>27961313

>>27961313
So one night, the brothers decided to sneak onto the old farmer’s land. They stole his prized scarecrow and brought it back to their own house, where they stuffed it into an old closet so nobody would ever find it.

The next day, the farmer woke up to find his hideous scarecrow missing and all his crops being eaten by rats and crows. He fell to his knees and cried, knowing that his farm would soon be out of business. Meanwhile, the brothers, Josh and Harold were watching from their own property and couldn’t help laughing out loud when they saw the old man’s tears of grief.

>>27960873
I like that picture. I wonder what kind of RD and Rarity episode we'll get in S2

>>27961313
Scarecrow kills them the end.

Right?

>>27961356
Hearing the laughter, the old farmer came over and asked them if they knew what happened to his scarecrow. The brothers looked him right in the eye and said they had no idea where his precious scarecrow might be.

“But you know I’ll go out of business and have to sell my farm if I can’t find my scarecrow”, said the farmer.

Josh just laughed in his face, saying “That’s just your tough luck, isn’t it?”.

“Sucks to be you”, giggled Harold.

The old farmer walked slowly back to his house, his head hanging down in defeat and depression.

That night, as Josh and Harold had trouble sleeping. Not because they felt any remorse, but because they couldn’t get the image of the scarecrow’s horrible twisted face out of their minds. They decided they would never be able to sleep as long as that ugly pumpkin head was in their house. So they got up and dragged the scarecrow out of the closet.

Harold took a baseball bat and smashed the scarecrow’s head to pieces until all that was left was little bits of pumpkin strewn around the floor. The brothers swept up the pumpkin head pieces and threw them in the trash. Then they went back to bed and were soon fast asleep, having put all thoughts of the disgusting scarecrow face out of their heads.

Some time after midnight, Josh and Harold were awoken by the sounds of scratching and clawing at their bedroom door.
“Did you forget to put the dog out?” asked Harold, sleepily.

You smile and grab a drink that you hope is alcoholic. "Miss Sparkle fron where I'm from this town is pretty exciting. You are Celestia's top student, Miss Dah won the top flyer, the summer sun celebrtion was here, and of course I heard about the Dragon ordeal as well." The girls smiled, obviously a littl surprised by how apparently well known their exploits were.

Pinkie pie speaks up above the crowd, announcing tht it was time for a party game. As everyone quiets down a high pitch scream is heard from outside. You down your drink quickly and run towards the door, one day in and things are picking up

To Be Continued...

Will do more tommorrow early afternoon. Tired now, eyeblls hurt. Hoping you enjoyed it.

>>27961356
Ok I laughed

>>27961354
That screen shows something from Episode 1

>>27961315

Stuff can gross you out but not be scary. "Scary" is all about atmosphere, the actual gore is just there for the shock.

>>27961315
It's like looking at gore.

It's disturbing, possibly even stomach retching.

But it's not scary.

>>27961376
“W-w-w-we don’t have a dog”, stammered Josh.

Suddenly the bedroom door burst open and a solitary long straw arm snaked in through the opening. Then a second arm thrashed around, followed by two long stick legs. The two brothers were frozen in fear and could only look with horror as the headless scarecrow’s body rose up on it’s long stick legs and it’s long arms reached out for them in the darkness.

Harold felt a cold sinewy, straw claw close around his ankle and screamed as loud as he could. He begged his brother Josh to help him. But Josh was already running out of the bedroom. Fleeing in terror, he ran down the hallway, crashed through the front door and out onto the moonlit road.

He ran as fast as his legs could carry him, puffing and panting and screaming at the top of his voice. As he passed his neighbor’s house, he saw the old farmer standing at his gate. In the moonlight, he could see the farmer just staring at him with a strange smile on his face.

Josh kept running, his bare feet slapping against the rough gravel road. He glanced back over his shoulder and saw something that scared him to his very soul. He saw the scarecrow running along the road close behing him. It was gaining on him, coming closer and closer. And that wasn’t all he saw. He noticed that the scarecrow had a brand new head. And it looked a lot like Harold.

The End
Holy shit nostalgia, I remember reading this on the toilet in my elementary school's restroom

>>27961354
sauce

>>27961386
>>27961389

They both evoke the fear reaction, don't they?

>somebody posts the Harold story anyway
>>27961169

>>27961428
Yes, they do...

If you call the anticipation of pain fear, then yes

>>27961410
Oh do tell us another one! That was good

>>27961354
BULLSHIT

>>27961377
Good night.

>>27961428
I won't really call it fear. It might be a related emotion, but what I would consider scary would consist of actually being afraid of something happening.

If I see a mutilated corpse, I'm not necessarily afraid of that happening to me, just sickened at the sight of it.

>>27961465
Does anyone know the name of the one where a guy gets skinned on a rooftop or something?

>>27961410
That's different from the one I remember, but it does seem vaguely familiar. hmmm...

Hewo 'non-moose!

>>27961530
Well, thanks for ruining the ending.

>>27961530
>>27961531
I was thinking this one did have the skin on the roof.

I fucking hate Pictionary so goddamn much fucky fuck fuck.

>>27961315
>Disturbing

A) I can't help but imagine it in the show's style, cute cartoon characters being brutally murdered is disturbing in a "tainted innocence" kind of way

Also, best friend murdering best friend without any guilt is pretty disturbing, psychologically, as well.

B) Can't help but imaging actual human beings, at the same time, whole different kind of disturbing

C) Disembowelment, amputation, facial skinning, need I say more?

It might make you feel sick or uncomfortable, but you're not going to be jumpy, or cautious afterwards

>Pictionary

>>27961579
You don't know shit.
Try having it as your fetch modus, and then you can complain.

>>27961607
Oh you

>>27961579
Dude, i almost got it first, damn lag, i want a second place prize.

>>27961607
lol

SUPER HAPPY COMIC TIME.

>>27961620
Why not just draw Zoidberg instead?

Every one of the small horses in Ponyville love Zoidberg

>>27961672

A thousand years is a long time to think.

It’s long enough to think about all those who have wronged you in the past, those who have loved you, those who you will never see again.

Tomorrow will mark my thousandth year of captivity and I shall finally be free! Free to release those poor souls enslaved by their own ignorance! I can’t blame them though, it’s not their fault. They’ve been brainwashed into believing there is nothing else in this world. They have been brainwashed that nothing bad ever happens. I cannot forgive this.

They believe they are free; however their freedom is merely an illusion. They are of course free to do anything they want so long as it doesn’t cause anybody to question authority.

I was not the first to question, however being a relative I was shown mercy and imprisoned rather than being skinned alive then having each limb hacked off one by one before being thrown into the fires. Many have suffered such deaths for their insolence.

I almost wish I joined them so many years ago.

Their screams and pleas for forgiveness haunt my dreams never to leave me so long as I live.

Every night, I look upon the landscape from my prison and remember the way it used to be so long ago…

The denizens now know not of any other way anymore. Generation upon generation of slaves taught that their all powerful and loving ruler is benevolent and anybody who questions this is the purest form of evil. The smart ones never last very long, they get sent on a “quest for knowledge,” far away from the rest.

>>27961672