Horses, obviously.

Evil monsters.

Us.

Us. I mean look at all these horrible drawings.

Anything and everything that won't be their friends. Rarity would wipe out all living things she deems lesser than ponykind

Camels.
Magic is actually powered by oil, not friendship.

Everyone.

Ponies won't need a standing army, they're more diplomatic. But when the Griffons go to war with the Dragons, you can bet they'll see some shit

>>27954342
>If ponies were to develop an armed forces
But ponies don't have arms

>>27954426
>>27954426
Oh Leth!

Diamond Dogs or Griffons.

>>27954342
Care Bears
Bronies
Nazis

Pick one

Bipeds

>>27954444
How to deal with Diamond Dogs
1) seal up all but one of their lair's entrances
2) pump hot tar into the remaining entrance

>>27954342
Llamas. Those self-righteous bastards need to be taught a lesson. spitting in everyone's face and all.

>>27954477
But they live on top of Manhattan Chase

>>27954477
A. they can dig
B. where would they get so much tar

Everything I needed to know about Dromedaries I learned on 9/11

>>27954477
But who's to say how large the Diamond Dog race really is? The cave we saw could be just a small outpost, when they see they're all dead their wrath could be awful

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>>27954513
>where would they get so much tar

ok fine, how about neurotoxin?

the 90s

Why are there so many fucking jewels everywhere in Equestria?

A group of ponies that separated from Celestia's rule.

"Hey Twilight, wanna help me get rid of some heretic scum?"

>>27954558
molten sugar works too

>>27954580
Because Equestria was built on the ruins of Hyrule

>>27954558
did you see the size of their caves?
plus the soil would help to dissipate it

>>27954545

Did somebody say 9/11!?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bC6NNVwFL0

>>27954342

Previous generations of My Little Pony

Lesbians, because Celestia is a self-hating dyke

>>27954580
Dragons gotta eat somehow. In a similar vein, how does Spike feel about Rarity covering her outfits in what are essentially snacks?

>>27954617
OK FINE
FLOOD IT WITH WATER
Get all the pegasus ponies to dump rain on them 24/7

>>27954646
see easy and in abundance

>>27954580
Gems and precious metals are created by other materials being put under pressure, AFAIK. Ponies, earth ones in particular, appear to exert a lot of force on the ground they live on. Also, magic.

>>27954653

Because i dont.

>>27954653

Ok, I admit it, I wish to be a little filly in Miss Cheerilee's class

>>27954653
can we please stop paying attention to Chris-chan?

I know he's pathetic, but obsessing over him isn't much better

Eacother, obviously. If they were to develop an actual military, it would mean their childlike innocence is gone forever, and the reign of hoof and claw had started. Equestria would run red as the petty barons and princes fought for control of its limited territory, magic and the lands natural resource richness would assure that the most lethal of killing implements were readily available, and in quantity.

If Spike x Twilight isn't your otp than you get out
http://fim.413chan.net/art/src/131123662441-685919_-_Friendship_.jpg
nsfw

>>27954697
Spike is still a babby and I'm not a fan of pedo ships

but whatever

>>27954580
I think it's because jewels are a staple of jewelry and women's fashion, therefore the show has them being fairly common so that they can throw them on as many ponies as they like without the logical pitfall of every pony being filthy rich.

>>27954686
This isn't about Chris-chan. This is about you. In that cute little bridle.

>>27954697

>>27954580
They farm boring plain rocks, and dig gems precut from the ground. Their world is backwards.

>>27954653
Wait a minute guys! Hold on! I think . . .

I think this is one of those "trolls" I've heard so much about.

>>27954643
how do you feel about pinkie pie's dress being covered in what are essentially snacks?

>>27954547

I think Diamond Dogs would be somewhat of a challenge to the ponies, because they have fucking thumbs, and they look like they have kind of the equivalent knowledge of an average pony. And if they have foreign Diamond Dogs, they may have the same base knowledge as Zecora, thus making like drugs to make them immune to magic or some shit.

Also Diamond Dog wizards.

>>27954720
Yeah, but he's a dragon, there's probably some anatomy issues there

>>27954773

i'd eat them, then her

>>27954780

Yes but i think they are extremely greedy and selfdestructive the kind of race that will never unite under a single warlord.

>>27954791
I lol'd

>>27954819
does pinkie's flesh taste like baked goods

>>27954342
I always found the concept or idea of war in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic to be unworkable. They're antithetical to the themes of the show and about as fitting a topic in anything related to the show (be it fanfiction, fan art, or canonical based theories), as piano in Derpy's hooves.

>>27954697
>heterosexual pedoships

not my thing.

>>27954824
so they're like the negros of Equestria

>>27954773
All I have to say is Pinkie Pie

>>27954697
>wap
>shlerrrp
is this really what sex sounds like?

>>27954824

I am sure they said the same thing about the Mongols

>>27954864
What? and Mexicans are mules?

>>27954824
>mongols
>mfw this corrects to mongoloids

anyway, all they need is a particularly sharp, brutal, driven warlord to fall under, and there you are. Terror

>>27954895
Khenges Dog and his Diamond hordes invade Equestria?

>>27954915
Tiny dick is tiny.

>>27954756
This must be some kind of hipster irony given the origin of that pic

>>27954580
Gems in Equestria are "organic". They're actually concentrations of Earth magic; when enough of it gets in one location it transforms ordinary dirt or rock into gemstones.

This is why the dragons love to eat gems--they need to absorb the magical energy in them in order to grow.

>>27954864

No, the Diamond Dogs were actually able to figure out the concept of armor, they are clearly more intelligent

>>27954895
>>27954908
spooky

>>27954935
This makes WAY too much sense to be true

>>27954905
Rarity confirmed for mexican

>>27954935
And why they are always so mad, they eat dirt all day.

>>27954915
>averageponyfag.jpg
man that's sad

Pegasus = Mexicans
Unircorn = White Anglo Saxons
Earth ponies = chavs

So, what would a battle look like if they developed gun powder? Do they already have some projectile that is powered by magic? Or do they still use arrows and bows?

>>27954342
The griffon scum to the north

>>27954908
>>27954913

Yes the Diamond Dog Golden Horde, which rides to war on enslaved ponies.

>>27954980
they are mad because they constantly have piles.

You ever tried to shit a quartz log the size of your own fist?

>>27955006
With Telekenisis being a common trick of unicorns, I'm sure there are those who have perfected it to a projectile form

>>27954974
Ah yeah!

>>27954985
Rainbow Dash in a sombrero with maracas.

Has anyone drawn that yet? Get on it!

>>27955030
gun powder still sounds like the superior weapon, though. Unless some can actually telekenetically toss a chip of wood at high enough speeds to puncture through bone.

>>27955015
Pony mounts? Totally unsuitable, you'd have to worry about them turning on you. Now Ursa minor mounts, those are serious shit

>>27955006

I don't think they ever would. Early gunpowder weapons require WAY too much dexterity, they simply couldn't employ them in mass, only unicorns could attempt to use them. Same reason you probably won't see any archer ponies. They will probably rely on the unicorns and offensive magic, with the other breeds being meat shields.

>>27955006
well, they can KICK weaponized apples like rounds, so im guessing with practice they can fire them with magic

Your favorite "holy shit this show is fucking awesome" moments?

>>27955006
>implying they don't have glorious magical landmines that horribly maim and mutilate their victims with flying fragments of molten sugar

>>27955064
Nope, but there's Derpy as a Mariachi.

>>27955064
si senor

>>27955081

No you wouldn't. You say that as if slave/conscript armies have never been employed before. You simply have to suitably break them before use. I imagine the Dogs could swing it.

>>27955091
when rarity spread her wings in the sun

>>27954974
This look very cool.

>>27955064
Just mexican derpy.

>new Terabyte hard drive
>mfw

>>27955091
The first I saw was dragonshy I thought it was p awesome
Over a Barrel on the train was my favorite awesome moment

http://www.livestream.com/mutatedbaka
c:

>>27954935
Oooooooh, he's gooood.

>>27955091
When the hydra showed up

seriously the LAST thing I expected to see in this show

>>27955091
The sonic rainboom.

>>27955117
Slave armies are only successful when there's a loyal force behind it funneling them in the right direction

Trusting your mount to not try to buck you off in the middle of combat is foolhardy

>>27954974
PULL MY MANE AND CALL ME A FILTHY MULE

>>27954838

I was referring to cunnilingus.

>>27954165
How did you make it have artifacts?

>>27955015
That's actually surprisingly fitting. They new about bridles, appearently, when attempting to tame the mane cast. Also, harnesses, cart pulling, etc.


SHIT! They probably use to be pony slave drivers. This is beginning to make far too much sense!

Unless . . . hmm . . .

Unless they stole the technology from another race.

A race like . . .

MAN!

>>27955183

>Remember seeing that picture
>Sudden awkward why boner

>>27955183

>>27955183
TIRE MI MANE Y ME LLAMEN SUCIAS MULA

>>27955181

>Slave armies are only successful when there's a loyal force behind it funneling them in the right direction


Isn't that exactly what a dog rider would be doing, like, literally?

>>27955232
It's more like "JALA MI MELENA Y DIME QUE SOY UNA SUCIA MULA"

>>27955223

lol, that's awesome, i requested this a long time ago

>MFW all the ponys turned into Mexicans.

>>27955165
Shocked, pleasantly surprised, not entirely unexpected given Manticore.

>>27955258
I just used a fucking translator.

I cant do languages. I can do accents though. Think Alan Davies

>>27955091
Man I'm pretty.

we were right all along.

pinkie pie has always been down with porn.

>pony armed forces

How much would you give for a technocratic anti-Friendship/Celestia terrorist group with sophisticated weaponry to appear in the series?

>>27955210

With names like Rover, Fido and Spot and the fact they are all wearing Dog Collars a connection wouldn't be hard to imagine

>>27955313
Collars are just a fashion statement. Like how ponies wear saddles sometimes

I'm taking a few sketch requests to work on my drawing skills if anyone is interested.

>>27955293
I know that feel, sometimes i can't discuss the show because i'm not that good in english, feels bad.

>>27955279
If i win the pictionary Request on MS stream, i'm gonna request Humanized Applejack as a Mexican Bandit.

>>27955362
Soarin getting all the bitches

>>27955362

DRAW DICKS.

>Gunpowder

I prefer the idea of simpler warfare and suits of armor

Does anyone at comic-con know if they still have these posters left? My brother's there, and I want to know if it's worth asking him to grab one for me.

>>27955305
$0

>>27955082
I haven't seen much in the way of weapons at ALL among the ponies. Period.

Look at Dragonshy, where AJ's offensive distracting weapon was apple kicking. The royal guards use ceremonial armor. I think that Equestrian weapons technology is very low. And for good reason. The queen of the sun (and now moon) reside in this country. I suspect that she is their invasion deterrent. Come to attack Equestria, be burned to ash. Saves a lot in the war budget.

Besides, I think that the average pony is a formidable force without any technology. Between flight, bucking, and magic, they're a hardy group

>>27955362
Draw a Zebra.
Zekora can't be the only Zebra in the universe.

>>27955375
Okay.
>>27955377
How many and on what?

>>27955305
-$300 dollars.

>>27955305
I just want the shadow bolts to return. They'd make great henchmen

>>27955128

>>27955362
Go draw >>27955064

>>27955412

10 dicks on other dicks dicking dicks.

>>27955437
Go to bed megasweet

>>27955415

>Shadow Bolts returning

They never existed in the first place. They were Nightmare Moon, who is now Luna.

>>27955415
Nope sorry they were just a fragment of Nightmare Moon and will never be mentioned again

>>27955409
Gotcha.
>>27955436
Okie dokie lokie.
>>27955437
Sounds hard but I'll do it.

>>27954547
>>27954547
i just noticed, winona belongs to applejack, why is she with lyra in that pic?

>>27955342
This is a very good point. It's going in my notes.

>>27955453
>>27955469
I don't care

>>27955302
No touching the pony eh?

Too bad

>>27955091
>>27955091
>>27955091
>>27955091
Seeing the silhouette of the manticore
saying "Holy shit was that a fucking manticore"
and then twilight sparkle saying "oh no a fucking manticore"
and then the ponies proceeded to trying and fight the manticore in close combat.

Thats when i knew that ponies were awesome.

>>27955342
And the fashion statement came from . . .

Pony should wear collar.

>>27955495
ponies like getting ridden

>>27955469
A group of ponies could have been inspired by it.

I like magical projectiles, there needs to be more. pooryorick and exploding guy did some with Rarity, what else?

>>27955495
The same place all fashion comes from. Out of the ass of fashion designers

>>27955342

a fashion statement with an obvious non pony/dog origin.

>>27955491
Rarity totally went up to that horrifying manticore
AND KICKED IT IN THE FACE

i suddenly realized how that this show was gonna be cooool

Wake up
see this
what do

>>27955553

read letter

>>27955553
Turn off the computer because apparently I left it on all night

>>27955117 No you wouldn't. You say that as if slave/conscript armies have never been employed before. You simply have to suitably break them before use. I imagine the Dogs could swing it.

Sure, now that Rarity has shown them how to do it.

>>27955553
Derpy what are you doing. This is not the correct address for that letter. Dumb pony.

>>27955553

Run outside and hug it.

>>27955582
ha
dunno why but now im laughing like a fool.
good show chum

>>27955553
The window is NOT my door.
Now give me the fucking letter, my paycheck is due today.

>>27955528

"Come at me, Queen of Night. Do you have enough spells in stock?"

>>27955588
So, they use Bagpipes as their instruments of war?

>>27955553
clop! clop! clop! clop!

>>27955553
Offer that little grey pony a blueberry muffin because she delivered my mail.

>>27955006
>>27955030
>>27955074

I've seen a particularly good comic (too big to post here) of Rarity practicing telekinetic archery. Bottom line is, you DON'T want to cross a unicorn archer, especially one as talented as her. You'll never see it coming.

is this OC faggotry

>>27955469
hey everyone!

This guy can see the future!

>>27955553
Go back to bed.

>>27955553

I climb back into bed with Rarity there, kiss her on the cheek, and tell her that the mail is here.

Then she rolls over and asks me to make breakfast

what THEN anon?

>>27955553

Tell Derpy to stop giving people heart attacks

>>27955655
that's exploding guy's work
imma find it for you

>>27955117
Buddy, slave armies don't work.
The Seljuk Turks tried to pull that with the Mamluks. Ya know what happened? The Mamluks revolt, because they were armed with GUNS, and take the entire Turkish empire for themselves.

>>27955553
HOLY PONY, IT'S DERPY!

Science, what have you done? Come in, come in. I'll make muffins. It was a Twilight botched spell, wasn't it? Or is it just you being you? Stay awhile, chat, I'm very curious how you found physical manifestation. Is it just my insanity, or should I check the wardrobe for lions? Equestria is probably far more fun than Narnia, anyways. Do you have a pony Jesus? It's just a thought. Narnia had a Lion Jesus, so I figured you might have a pony one. He'd be far more adorable as a pony anyways. I can totally imagine how he'd look hanging on a . . . what would a pony hang on? Either way, I'd have given him a hug or something. I figure ponies love hugs.

Just come in already, I'll get baking.

>>27955553
>Accept letter
>It was addressed to Inspector Gadget
>realize that small gray pegasus has the power to traverse dimensions.
>Package myself into small box and mail self to Equestria
>Mission Success

the only thing season 2 needs now is Derpy v.s a chameleon and its sold

Derpy should win and make it cross eyed

>>27955659
Only if you believe it to be

>>27955666

anal

>>27955666
she slips a crisp 50 out of your pocket and plays you for a sucker, you sucker

Why isn't MLP exclusive to /v/?

/v/ had a very good conversation with none of the circlejerk.

This seems like a fair arrangement.

>>27955675
>>27955655

>>27955666
Well, Satan, I'd go Holy Fuck, why isn't Pinkie in my bed?

>>27955382
Everyone in the poster will reappear in Season 2. What do, anon?

>>27955678

You realize slave armies have been used by almost everyone right? A large portion of Napoleon's grand army was made up of conscripts levied from countries he vanquished.

>>27955714
Fuck you, /sp/ is better for pony discussions.

>>27955659
season two bad guys

>>27955382
has anyone with an actual copy of the poster attempted to scan the balloon to see who's in it?

>>27955727
Oh. Okay then.

>>27955734
You mean the same grand army that got it's ass kicked by the Russian winter, the English, and their associated allies? Slave armies might work for a year, but eventually those people revolt.

Funny, look at the Muscovites, they essentially acted as a slave army/tax collection agency for the Golden Horde. Guess what happened? Russia exists because of the Muscovites.

>>27955382
IS THAT LYRA?!!!

I miss Lyra. :(

>>27955682
>Letter self-destructs

>>27955682
>>27955682
>mfw she gets the adress wrong and sends you to some post apocalyptic universe and never returns so you're stuck

>people paying $250 on ebay for these

WHY

If you shoot yourself in the head with a 9mm pistol, do you think you'd stay conscious for a few seconds, or would it be like flipping a switch?

>>27955824
So she sends me to Russia?
I'm okay with this.

>>27955720

Because anon

you are the Pinkie

>>27955843
>grab a stack and stick them in your bag
>money everywhere

>>27955843
>Take to kinkos
>Print it

>PROFIT

>>27955799

She didn't go anywhere you silly filly.

>>27955791

I mean the slave army that before that, was undefeated, stood alone victorious against a coalition of what were suposedly the best military nations on earth, forged an empire out of a destitute nation that had just emerged from revolution and was only brought to heel by nature itself, yes. You seem to forget that the Russians lost Borodino to that very army.

>>27955847
Sounds like it's time for SCIENCE!

>>27955843
>$250
People are fucking saps. I cannot wait until they make them available in normal circulation and watch everyone get pissed.

>>27955843
>each

FUCK. I could be making a pretty penny of those posters, and Im in the San Fernando valley too

>>27955843
What the fuck are they?
>>27955856
>Russia
>bad
>this is what butthurt haters actually believe
Nice logical fallacy, kiddo.
Cry more.

>>27955843
$250? I don't see any going for more than $100, most are around $60. Still a lot though.

>>27955821
>Comedically covered in soot
>Black out; helps me through the rough transit
>>27955824
>Arrive in Fallout universe

>>27955892

>>27955892
It was a joke.

>>27955892
>What the fuck are they?

I thought they were Happy Meal boxes until I clicked the thumbnail.

>>27955887
I love how she looks like a dog

>join reddit server
>everyone is fucking good and plays Soldier and Demoman with medics while spamming Thanks
>join 4chan server
>herp derp I am the best u jelly

>>27955857
Satan. I love you.

>>27955915
I cannot stand the reddit server and I'm a regular there.

>>27955847
what the fuck man?

>>27955915
reddit is really like women sports?

Everyone gets Ice Cream after the game?

>>27955913
they all looked weird in that short series of shots

hey dash where u wings go?

>>27955719
Yep, that's the one.
Rarity: Deadliest Unicorn in Equestria.

>>27955915
>Join a server that plays a map I like, leave when I feel like
>Don't give a fuck
>Top scoreboards

>>27955944
Weird Al?

>>27955957
What series of shorts?

>>27955847
Shoot at a 45 degree angle toward your skull with a shotgun in your mouth. Your brains are going to get stuck on the ceiling, do it outside.

>>27955913
I would pet her mane, and brush her fur, and tell her she's a good pony.

hi ponies
leaving some new pics

http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/showthread.php?538353-Ponies-Ponies!
Let's find out.

>>27956003
>Applejack: age 25

>>27955847
If you shoot yourself in the head you would drop almost immediately like a sack of bricks.

>>27956003
Orphan ponies should lick ponies

>>27956003
Short after Big Mac got injured and left AJ to tend the orchard by herself.

>>27955920

I know you do Pinkamena... I know you do...

>>27955881
Hold on a minute here. Napoelon conscripted soldiers, they weren't slaves. (Although it could be said in many cases there wasn't much difference.) But they weren't slaves at all.

>>27955892
Confirmed for not getting the joke.

>>27956001
i would give a pony ear scratchies

because all my pets like those

>>27956003
and other one

>>27956048
now that I think of it
>big mac
>protecting AJ from thunders
>Big Macintosh found dead next day

>>27955847
I think a bullet travels faster than a neurotransmission, and considering the shock you'd receive from the transfer of kenetic energy, you'd likely not even realized the gun went off before you're dead.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A7gBS3QiqA&feature=related

It's a pony video I made for you guys.

Filtering my vodka now, should be ready to quest next thread

PONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

>>27955915
>Only join official 24 man servers
>dominate everything without even trying

Occasionally there will be a semi decent player but even then it's hardly a challenge.

>>27956101
4chan: Your Blog Edition

>>27956095
Don't. It's that castration vid.

Anyone interested in watching me draw...?
http://www.livestream.com/goggle
I might take requests.

>>27956037
That doesn't mean you're dead, it means you've hit yourself in the Parietal lobe. Through the temple isn't a good spot, place the shot above the ear.

>>27956003
i want to hug scared aj

Ponies.

>>27956086
You know, he's not dead, AJ.

>>27956095
you like touching horsecocks?

>>27956095
Castration video. Nice try, summerfag.

>>27956124
yeh sure

>>27955843
I don't get it either. I mean, I've got a copy of it on my hard drive that someone posted on here. Didn't cost me a cent.

>>27956125
I thought what you wanted to do was sever the brainstem at the base of the neck

>>27956093
yeah, but I was watching this execution video that just came out, and they literally have to blast some of the guys' heads apart for them to stop breathing, you can still hear them gurgling and gasping 4+ minutes after they've been shot multiple times in the head with a rifle bullet

Pony should bathe with pony

>>27956120
>Not realizing that Quest means I will be running a quest thread

>>27956107
Pinkie meets WK?

Get ready. To. Fucking. Party.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHcsnPO_AYA&feature=related

I was amused by this so much i thought I'd share

http://zombiechainsawfetishclub.bandcamp.com/album/buttrock-lp

be sure to look up track 13

>>27956135

>>27956003
D'oh my gawd dat is cute my face is numb
>>27956074
Someone grabbing Derpy in the bushes?

>>27956129

Oh ma Goddd! Draama bomb!

>>27956169
You can't do that easily without removing your entire head. The huge amount of gas that a shotgun or rifle cartridge puts off literally pops your brain box open like a balloon. Pistol cartridges just make a clean entry and exit, death is usually from your brain getting scrambled by the bullet.

>>27956067

This is where we have to disagree. Conscription is simply a nice way of saying military slavery. Especially the form it took in the early 19th century.

When you are taken from your home by a foreign power, forced into service for an unknown period of time, your pay never actually gets to you (and is often instead given to your regional lord/etc) and you never get to go home, thats exactly what it is.

>>27956135
Ive always wanted to wrap my hands around a dick that's too big for my grasp.

>>27956095
I see what you did there.

>>27956003

i wish i had a cute sister whose face i could lick

Someone please make a video using this song and Pinkie Pie?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSCkJyw7qMQ

>>27956267
That horse is covered in smegma.

Do not want.

>>27956172
that's just the body doing it's thing, like a lizard's tail

>>27956241
>i wish i had a cute sister whose face i could lick
>cute sister whose face i could lick
>cute sister
Incest much?

>>27956224
just tell him to put it in his mouth and aim up

>horse castration and shooting yourself in the head

>>27956267
>you will never feel the wonderful bliss of rubbing your puny human dick against that of a huge, powerful stallion cock before it bends you over and fuck you like the cockslut you are

>>27956231
I'd like to point out that pay being withheld, or being given to your local lord (in this case commanding officer) was common. Granted, only the douchebag (read: all of them) commanders could get away with it, but it happened.

But mass conscription is different from slavery in that you are not a slave before you are conscripted into the military. If we followed your definition, then the US had a slave army fighting in Vietnam. Not only would that be incorrect, but it would be a gross exaggeration of the situation.

>>27956310
soundslikeamovieahoncesaw

>This Thread

>>27956324
That is a feel i think i can live without.

>>27956074
what do you use to draw?

>>27956303
http://kaotic.com/9541_Chilling-Screams--Taliban-Swati-Execute-Pakistan-Army-Personnel.html

some of these guys are still breathing after the brains are hanging out of their head, that can't all be reflex

>This thread

>>27956310
EM EL PEE GENERAL

>>27956303
I just watched Colbert today, and they had a fastinating guest talking about the study of neuroscience. They talkeda bout how the brain is more composed of a variety of parts, only a small amount being accessed by your conscious thought. Inside your mind, it's more like (sometimes opposing) groups of parliament making decisions. So, perhaps parts of the brain survive certain traumas that other parts do not. For instance, that breathing thing, though is a very simply part of the brain responsible for the more automatic functions of the body.

>>27956324
Sounds fun in theory but there is too much of a risk of permanent injury or death.

>>27956324
Knowing the size of horse dick, I'm very glad to not bend over and be ramrodded by an 1,250 pound animal with a baseball bat sized junk. I'd probably be destroyed internally and become the next Mr Hands incident.

Okay, enough of whatever you were talking about now.

>>27956324
you could probably take a mini horse or a pony, a full sized stallion would rip your guts up like a blender

>>27956395
I know that feeling.

>>27956333

I don not mean commanding officer, I mean whoever has control of the region you were conscripted from. Be it a Governor, Baron, etc. See the plight of the Hessian soldier for a more detailed breakdown of this practice, which was even worse a few decades earlier.

In short, the ruler of Hesse-Kassel would sell his soldiers into the service of the British, exactly like slaves, with the pay of these Hessians being given not to the Hessian soldiers, or their officers, but to the ruler of Hesse itself, all the way back on the other side of the Atlantic. There is a satire written in 1777 Called "The Sale of the Hessians". It is a satire, but the practice its harping on was a real one, and is pretty enlightening. These soldiers were some of the best in the world, and they were being sold like cattle. They also were not alone. Conscription back then was not like it is now.

>>27956370
little disclaimer please.


Will I be traumatized by these?

>>27956395
>>27956417
Alright, say there was no chance of injury or death, would you still be fucked by a horse? Or would your 'morals' prevent you from doing anything like that.

como este thread ya se fue al diablo voy a hablar en español.

>>27956475
probably

The full version is 4 minutes, that's the condensed one

>>27956475
it's a line up of people getting gun downed by what looks like ak47s and then the camera sort of does a panning close up of all their injuries
there is worse but it is graphic

>>27956505
I speak a little and can read a little because i live in new yawk

are you asking if im an ugly devil?

>>27956496
if it felt good, but there's no way that could be pleasurable, it'd feel like someone ramming a 2 foot tree branch up your ass

>>27956496
>Using the term morals in a condescending manner

Grow up.

>>27956505
Yo estoy en el stream de MegaSweet. Caele si quieres.

http://www.livestream.com/megasweet

>>27956496
I'm not sure if there'd be a possibly more uncomfortable experience in life.

>>27956440
Which pony faps to which pony?

>>27956444
>not wanting to be fucked to death by a horse
>in 2011
Wow, you guys are boring.

>>27956544
He said "Since this thread has gone to hell now, i'm gonna speak in spanish"

>>27956536
In the full version, the guy does two more sweeps, and there's one guy in the middle whose face is so fucked up that his eyes are somewhere in the middle of his forehead. I have a good medical textbook with gunshot injuries in that, they call those "poppers".

>>27956440

holy shit
HOW ABOUT THEM PONIES GUYS

>>27956496
What about infection? I think that would be a concern too. Animal genitalia must be a hive of bacteria.

But to answer your question, sure. Were there no significant risks, I would consider it.

>>27956579
Scootaloo faps to Dash obviously.

Yes, fap. Because Scootaloo has a penis.

>>27956463
That would be closer to mercenaries. But if I remember correctly, the soldiers did receive some pay, just not much.

Long and short of it is this: Napoelon's army was composed of conscripts, perhaps unwilling conscripts, but they weren't slaves. Now don't even get me started on whether or not the nature of conscription has changed in the past two hundred years or so.

Oh man did I step into the middle of a bad thread?

>>27956544

tu ser diablo blanco, yo matar

>>27956618

>>27956629
And a bumhole is very unused to a hive of bacteria.

>>27956640
how dare you

tu madres es mucho grande puta

>>27956579
Fluttershy doesn't clop much, but she has a wet dream about Big Mac almost every night

>>27956636

Unwilling conscripts are precisely that: Slaves. Thats my point.

And no, these Hessians were not mercenaries, they were conscripts. Their officers were however, but the soldier's pay usually went to the ruler of Hesse. They were slaves, and sold as them.

>>27956684
>wet dream
>female

you don't fool me, everyone knows the female orgasm is a myth

>>27956629
I don't think there would be any chance of an STD or disease from fucking a domestic animal.

wow this thread is shit.

>>27956684
>Fluttershy doesn't clop much.
Actually, the combination of shyness with her drive, she clops more than any of the main 6

Pegasus master race reporting in.

>>27956717
http://www.redtube.com/51892

>>27956719
Sheep.

>>27956637

Hey Roogna

There's two streams going! Megasweet and Goggles (though MS is mostly watching Goggles right now)

http://www.livestream.com/megasweet?t=689675

http://www.livestream.com/goggle

>all pony threads on /co/

Cheers.

>mfw this thread made me remember this video where a guy is fucking a mare and it starts shitting everywhere but he just rolls with it

>>27956660
Every orifice in the human body is filled with bacteria. But you know what I mean.

>>27956717
Is it true that females don't orgasm? O_O

>>27956689
I would argue that conscription and slavery are different in that slavery is, for the most part, indefinite. Or up until your master dies, then you get a new one. Conscripts typically leave after a period of time spent in the military. Now just because you are in the military and don't want to be there doesn't mean you are now a slave.

I also disagree with your opinion of the Hessians, because while they may have been conscripts, they were essentially used as mercenaries. Granted, they were sold for a certain amount of time by the ruler, but they were paid. (Otherwise why would they fight?)

>>27955436
Here you are.

>>27956751
sucks cause they love it the most

>>27956733

God dammit, you reminded me of this:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ELZ-F1UtBFNdj4fMKbbzMfmLnCwN0QP90ck-58912QA/edit?hl=en&authk
ey=CJfZmtwL&pli=1

>>27956684
WHY?! Why did Fluttermac become a thing, Rarity is the one who ends up with Mac, it's obvious

>>27956787
I...

y..yes

>>27956787
LINK
NOW

>>27956787
why the fuck are you watching those videos?

>>27956813
welcome to wales enjoy your stay

>>27956843
Not when Fluttershy ends up with Rarity and Rainbow Dash is Big Mac's true love

>>27956843

Oh fuck no, Rarity ends with Aj.

>>27956787

Mr. Hands?

>this thread.

>>27956798

>O_O

Hasbro confirms one of the characters on the show is secretly a shemale.

However, it is a character who has only been in one episode.

Which character is it, /co/?

>>27956902
No it doesn't.

It ends with Ty.

>>27956912
What are you making a big deal out of it?
So he used an emoticon, so what?
You sound like /v/.
>>27956920
Are you serious?
A character on the show is a tranny?

Today I was thinking and I thought that the show should be my little friendship: ponies are magic. That's becuase you have a friendship and the ponies make it so you dont fuck p having friends, like magic.

>>27956920
luna

>>27956950
But My Little Pony is the name of the franchise, stupid.

>>27956949

Because Gaia.

>>27956996
This isn't Gaia, fag.

>>27956920
So Gilda? I can see that.
Kidding, though. If any of them would be that way, it would probably be one of those ponies from the flashback episode. Aunt Orange probably wasn't always a lady.

>>27956920

>>27956996
what is that?

>>27957008

Not yet you mean.

>>27956993
But this makes more sense.

>>27957008
Everyone knows Gaia and 4chan are BFFs you stupid.

>>27956950
sir, would you mind stepping out of the car and breathing deeply into this tube

>>27956922

>>27956920
Duh.

>>27956871
http://www.gaybeast.com/movie/19505/maregasm

why am I linking this

>>27956996
In case you haven't noticed.

THIS ISN'T GAIA YOU FUCKING MORON!

>>27956950
wait
is that some graph theory stuff on the board? it looks awful familiar

>>27957062
Time to fap.

>>27957062
i dont want this on my history ever. someone else tell me what happens

>mfw this thread

>>27957010
I heard that I have an uncle that got the change. He's now my "aunt".

>>27956894
>>27956902
ok, Rarity ends up with Mac because being a lesbian isn't high class enough, so she's in love with AJ, married to Mac for appearances, meanwhile Mac and Dash are secret lovers and Flutter and Pinkie move in together with Gummy and it's all Three's Company

>>27957064
I. AM. NOT. A. MORON!

>>27957142
You have an uncle named jesus

>>27957141
Yeah, it went down pretty fast. So I'm going back to my pony-modded Dorf Fortress.

Did the creators really say one of the characters was a transsexual?

>>27957064

>mfw I remember that someone has to review every one of these threads that get the marker posted in them

>>27957062
Meh, ive seen worse fanart from these threads.

In other news, have a drawing with absoultely no effort put into it.

>Show up to post recently drawn ponies
>Skim thread
>nevermind.jpg
Seriously guys, wtf?

>>27957195
And it usually comes from Faceless's requests.

>>27956197
is Derpy Father covering her eyes
>>27956362
SAI

>>27955915
>4chan server
>House music erryday
>People making jokes
>Custom maps
>Best TF2 experience every time.

>>27957185
>Implying anyone reviews the threads that goes in the hyperindex

>>27957232
TF2 is for casuals.

>>27957062
3DPD

>>27957213
it can get bad like this

>Eating a huge curry at 3 in the morning


my arse is gonna explode like a rotten tomato being crushed between a herpes sufferers lips


but god i love curry

>>27957254
Is there one of these images but with Lyra?

What is the source on them?

>>27957272
You made me laugh

>>27956310
>>27956324
Brb off to watch Naked Lunch

Surely it'll be less weird than this thread

>>27957215
No, it usually comes from Anon's requests.

And drawn by Railgunner.

>>27957242
Mad that someone is having fun?

>>27957272
Curries don't have to be sphincter burningly hot you know.

>>27957254
I'll just wait it out till the next thread, this kind of stupidity can't last

Congratulations, guys. You are officially now as bad as the Homestuck fandom. I'm not going to let you faggots ruin the show for me, but jesus christ, you fucking tried.

>>27955409
Here's a badly drawn Zebra for you.

>>27957280
Somebody from /b/ made a bunch. They're on deviantart too.

>>27957233
back when mlp generals were good and i hated missing them i would download all pics in threads i missed without checking them first. that was a horrible idea because someone was spamming gore and childporn a lot. thats right if you look deep enough in the archive you will see scat and child porn saved in there.

>>27957345
Alright! Good job everybody!
We did it~
We did it~

>>27957242
Uh huh, 34 player 24/7 2fort is generally the most casual game mode of all time.

Try playing some 1vs1 mge badlands spire.

>>27957298
>Cronenberg
I see what you did there

>>27957345
>Letting other people ruin something for you
THE INTERNET SURE IS SERIOUS BUSINESS

>>27957335
this one was. Oh boyo, yes it was.

Im gonna be haunted by the ghost of my ruptured colon

>>27957345
Fuck, that was why I was here. Well If i'm not ruining it for you, I'm just gonna go do something else.

Bye guys.

>>27957345

It was a team effort.

But I actually like the show and these threads.

>>27957393
cronenberg's best was Videodrome

>>27957345
>I'm not going to let you faggots ruin the show for me

So this is what it's come to, we are actually ruining the show for ourselves. How did this happen.

>>27957450
>4chan
>why we can't have nice things

need i remind you.

>>27957445
I've never seen the show

>>27957449
Videodrome is fucking fantastic.

You guys could never scare me off. You're like little angry kittens who also post horse porn on the internet.

>>27957450
>>27957425
>>27957408
>>27957393
>>27957386
>People actually replied to that post
Come on guys. The only way we're going to get rid of faggots like that is if we ignore them and don't reply.
And yes, I was the one who posted that.

>>27957509
One of my favorite movies, Existenz is sorta like it. Lots of weird body horror stuff, one guy makes a gun out of flesh that shoots human teeth.

>>27957527
Whatever you say Anonymous.

>>27957450
Im not. I dont think of the show and these threads as concerning the same thing.

I love the MLP from one universe, then I come inot the thread and do a big turgid shit over some alternate universe MLP FiM.