>Farting general

Why you guys.

Why

IT BEGINS

>>27922658
>That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard

it's been a while since I've been told that

I feel accomplished

What was the image limit again?

Anyway, I don't watch much MLP apart from random scenes yet, but one thing I found clever about it so far is that it appeals to female viewers by having most major characters be female and appeals to male viewers by putting in a guy who gets a lot of attention from said girls.

http://images.4chan.org/co/src/1311294647189.png

Talk about killing two birds with one stone!

>>27922695
FAT PONY IS BEST PONY

>>27922704

considering who said it to you, I wouldn't feel too accomplished.

>>27922713
151

Hey guys
I'm going to ask a certain metal musician on Twitter some question about ponies
I have gotten responses from him in the past so I am hopeful that he will respond this time
What should my question be?

Bg pony thread?

>mfw i've been here for every general since 7 am and will be here till 7 am tomorrow morning

feels bad, pony.

>>27922713
generally 152 but Ive seen it go to 160 at times

>>27922713
More like...
Kicking out one BIRD with a fake dead rat!
AHAHAHA.
AHAHA.
AHA.
HA.
Heh.

>>27922725
Huh?

apparently CWC's favorite pony is Applejack.

makes sense, since she's the worst pony.

Has Derpy been dyke shipped with any of the ponies ever?

I don't care what the ship is, I was just curious.

>>27922741
what time is it at your place? its 3am where I am.

Chugga chugga woo woo

Don't mind me, just emptying your fridge. I promise I won't take very long.

>>27922769
beep beep

so wait

why exactly was the last thread deleted

>>27922760
No way, Rarity is way worse.

>>27922731
Fluttershy or Pinkie Pie?

>>27922765

I dont think so, but she is carrot top best friend, nothing more.

>>27922782
vroom vroom

>>27922760
Twist is the worst pony.

>>27922760
>he says as he post a picture of Dash

>>27922765
Rarity and Fluttershy

>>27922798
HONK HONK

>>27922760
He used her as an avatar on some tranny forum while talking about how much of a tomgirl he was.

I think he likes pizza too. And burgers. Avoid that shit like the plague; you don't want to like anything that Chris might have tried/liked ever. That would make everyone immediately assume that you are gay.

>>27922810
uhhh.... uhh

>>27922760
This is a good post.

>>27922760
Actually, he declared his favorite to be Rainbow Dash. Applejack is just his avatar.

>>27922798
Dash looks so adorable in that hat and cape; I always found it endearing but hated to see it on an obnoxious brat like Trixie...

>>27922810
>>27922819
bleep bloop

where i can find the episodes?

>>27922765
kinda

Try as other ponies may, they can never look as good in clothing as The Great and Powerful Trixie.

>>27922850
link board should be up soon just wait

>>27922810
>this image
"Fuck I'm high... Let's make dresses!"

>>27922838
Wow, I guess a broken clock is right two times a day eh?

>>27922780
>EMPTY MY CUNT NOW

moon over june

>>27922850
youtube

>>27922848
AND THEN NOBODY CARED ABOUT APPLEJACK

>>27922760
GET OUT.

The only way they could pull off the Bronie name drop well is if the Bronie is a pony voiced by Neil Patrick Harris and is a womanizer who states the Bronie code,

>>27922852

>>27922855

You fucking wish.

>>27922765
with Luna

So, anything you guys do/don't want to see in the next season?

Personally i want more songs.

>>27922866
If you dare bring up that comic in a Pony thread again I will beat you into a pulpy mess.

>>27922850
Here:

Youtube Channel with episodes
Quick: www.youtube.com/user/pensivepony
No Watermarks: www.youtube.com/user/MenloMarseilles
High Quality: www.youtube.com/user/angrytigerP
Spanish Subs: www.youtube.com/user/RustyDooks

>>27922760
His avatar is applejack, but on the board he claims to be a dash fan.

>>27922695
HAHA, TIME FOR CUDDLING FAT PONIES IN A NON SEXUAL WAY AND THEN RIDING THEM AROUND PONYVILLE, YOU SAY.
I WANT RAINBOW DASH TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND WHO SHITS IN MY FACE AND WHO LIKES PONY FOREPLAY AND PINKIE GETTING RAPED BY THE GUARDS, HOW DO. ALSO SHE MUST HAVE A PROBOSCIS TO SUCK OUT FROSTING
THEN I WILL FUCK HER WITH MY STALLION COCK AND SWOLLEN PINEAPPLE SIZED BALLS, WHACKING MY FROSTING FILLED PONY ROD INTO HER PARTY BUTTON UNTIL IT IS A FLESH VOLCANO, AND THE EVIDENCE WILL BE PRETTY MUCH COATING HER INSIDES... BUT FIRST I NEED TO KNOW THE NATURAL ESTRUS CYCLE FOR PONIES. IS IT POLYESTRUS?
OR MAYBE I WILL JUST BUY A FLUTTERSHY REALDOLL... OR IS IT LEGAL TO KEEP A SMALL PONY IN YOUR HOUSE LIKE A DOG? I WILL CALL HER PINKIE, THEN HAVE A PARTY INSIDE PINKIE

RAPE INSIDE A STORE WITH SHELVES LINED WITH RARITY'S CANDY FLAVORED HORSE SEMEN AS IT RAINED DOWN ON YOU STREAMING YOUR FACE IN STICKY STRANDS

OH SHIT, NIGGA SHE AN APPLE.

What's the difference between a side character and a background character? Examples?

Where do the CMC fall?

>>27922902
Does wanting to see the next season count?

>>27922872

I do...

>>27922885

>>27922904

>>27922872
I care about all my ponies!

>>27922872

We all love AJ.

>>27922935
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>27922855

>>27922931
Third.

>>27922902
big adventure and tons of fun

>>27922917
Background characters do not get notable lines. Side characters do. The CMC are side characters.

>>27922904

>>27922902
I would like to see:
1) A reprise of a prior song, preferably where different characters sing different lines. (Pinkie Pie being terrified out of her mind about something, then each other pony repeating Giggle At The Ghostly back to her, one line per pony.)
2)a) Spike being so obsessed with Rarity that when she spits in his face he just opens licks the spit off.
2)b) Spike later coming to his senses and getting over his crush on Rarity; preferably followed by him having a crush on an actually admirable pony like Rainbow Dash.

>>27922900

>>27922917
Main characters: Main 6, Spike, CMC
Side character: Celestia, Big Mac, Zecora, Cherilee, and one-shots who play a major role in the episode they appear in (Trixie, Photo Finish, Diamond Dogs, etc.)
Everyone else: Extras. Little or no speaking roles. Most don't have names (Lyra, Bonbon, Derpy, etc.)

>>27922966
a beautiful horse cock, big and strong

>>27922902
I want one episode dealing with Rainbow Dash's sexuality in a tasteful and subtle way.

Realistically? Um... just more of the show. Everything has been awesome so far.

I'd like it if that fucking Owl was dead though.

Only ONE of the CMC get a focused episode next season. Applebloom got hers with Call of the Cutie in season 1

Would you rather the episode entail learning/discovering the special talent of Scootaloo or Sweetie Belle?

>>27922960

>>27922966
What's the QR code on this thing for?

>>27922977
>2)a) Spike being so obsessed with Rarity that when she spits in his face he just opens licks the spit off.

SHIT NIGGA WHAT ARE YOU DOING

i just saw this at the store and i literally shit my pants. there is shit in my pants right now. i am in the restroom of the store waiting for my friend to bring me new pants.

>>27922966
A beautiful heart, faithful and strong.

>>27922902
I really don't want Trixie to return. Her fans are bad enough as it is.

>>27922917
The cmc are main characters. Background characters are in almost every episode and scarcely speak. Side characters have prominent roles in one or two episodes and can also be like background characters

>>27922948

>>27923018
Neat

>>27922973
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZNBe2KdD2E

>>27923018

Sir, I do believe you've soiled your trousers.

>>27923003
Sweetie Belle, because she'll get a solo.

>>27922900
Why am I crying?!?

>>27922981
So the CMC really count as main characters now?

They weren't really present until their appearance in the latter half of season 1

>>27923010
it links to stupid pony video we have all seen before

Can someone tell me the name of the artist/their DA/gallery?

>>27923003

Seaty Belt.

>>27923018
>I SAW THIS POST ON REDDIT AND AM SHARING IT ON 4CHAN

no upvotes for you, tard

>>27923003

Sweetie belle.

>>27923051
They got two whole episodes as a collective (three if you count Chronicles). They're pretty much solidified as main characters.

Okay guys I got it, okay season two episode alright. APpleajack has a chili cookoff at her house and everyone comes. But Applebloom and Sweetie and Scooterlok all get really bad gas right? So for the rest of the episode they call themselves...wait for it...the Tootie Mark Crusaders! Get it! It would be great because the little kids would appreciaye the potty humor...but for us grownups, it's subtle fanservice. I meN fapservice lol. So yeah there you go.

>>27923011
That`s a typo, I meant openly licks the spit off. As in, in front of everyone, rather than just running out of public view and wiping the spit off like you see in other cases of it

>>27923021
We're ponyfans here.
Complaining about poor fan quality would be hypocritical.

>>27923061
>hardcore
>teenage
>schoolgirl
>thug

why?

>>27922731
what metal musician, from which band?

>>27923099
My Little Delinquents

>>27923018
I AM DOING THAT.

>>27923003
Apple Bloom some more.

>>27923003
Hmm... I'm thinking Sweetie Belle, but I'm not completely sure...

>>27922776
Huh, why did the last thread 404? That's odd.

Shamrock’s request list:

Applejack in boxing gloves punching something - Delivered
Pinkie typing on a computer with boxing gloves – Denied – one per customer mr boxing glvoes
Fluttershy wearing socks sounded like a good idea by some other anon – In progress
draw rarity prancing in the bloody entrails of all of her friends – I don’t do gore… or prancing

Any other requests? Will do as many as I can tonight, if not will have them another night aorund this time

>>27923112
Already did it to my school's computers.And my parents I wouldn't amount to anything.

I proved them right.

>>27923094

Uh, only ONE person would consider that fanservice. The rest of us would just be weeping in horror.

>>27923094
Man, your posts get really shitty when your pissed.

>>27923139
what

>>27923131
Shamrock draw Rarity comically chewing on her sister because she's a delicious marshmalllow

>>27923131
Rainbow Dash giving Pinkie Pie some flowers

SHIPPPPPPING

>>27923147
This

>>27923131
Draw Gummy and Gilda having passionate sex.

>>27923103
Devin Townsend
solo / Strapping Young Lad
also I just discovered that this song was released on Rock band Network
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGgIRXsHE00
FUCK YES

okay guys

haven't made any progress with the lyra and bonbon picture

i know kill me. i'm so sorry. :c i'll finish it tonight i promise.

>>27923156
I think I need to stop using Sweetie Belle pictures. I tend to forget words.

>>27923018
Rarity is cheaper than the rest. Justice is served

I think the CMC should split apart in season 2, Scootaloo or one of the others, doesn't matter which, should find their cutie mark and then abandon the other two, at which point they try to hold meetings and whatnot but just think it's not the same without her, and stop holding meetings.
The episode ends with them burning their capes, as the camera slowly zooms in on the burning emblem.

I have a hardon for bad endings.

>>27923166
I second this one

>>27923131
>>27923131
how about having Malphite from League of Legends meet with Fluttershy?

>>27923198
This can only end awesome.

>>27923164
Uh, doesnt Twilight see Spike as like a brother or something

>>27923204
Brilliant

>>27923211
third

>>27923164

Second.

>>27923209
That sounds nice hehe.

>>27923211
>>27923245
i thought you people didnt like pinki/dash SHHHHHIPPING anymore

make sense to me

>>27923199
looking forward to it but I will hold off from killing you until you post it

>>27923209
They eventually WILL do an episode where one of them finds their special talent and starts to abandon the other two for "cooler" friends, but it'll have a cheesey "oh-you-were-my-real-friends-all-along-and-they-were-using-me" happy ending.

>>27923021

>Her fans are bad enough as it is.

I hear this now and then, but I don't really understand it. Trixie doesn't monopolize the threads. The characters are spread rather evenly in terms of discussion, for the most part. Is it just the same person saying this, over and over?

>>27923230
>LoL

By the way, is there a pony version of this pic?

>>27923131
Draw a pony s'more.

AJ on the bottom, Zecora in the middle. Sweetie Belle on top.

>>27923209
How about

Applebloom gets her cutie mark, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo become closer friends

>>27923274
I like Pinkie in anything

but she doesn't lend herself to unique or interesting art

SO I ADDED RAINBOW DASH BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK NOT

AND PINKIE BEING EMBARASSED ISN'T AN EXPRESSION I'VE EVER SEEN BEFORE
SHIPPPPPIIIIINNNNGGGG

>>27923287
its the same trixie people over and over
not to be a total bugger, but since that wolf guy left theres been less of her pictures/discussion

>>27923209

So and what is the lesson here? Forget your friends when you get what you want?

>>27923237
hes a delicious grape/apple jawbreaker

>>27923294
No but I have this.

>>27923282

i still have the flats

>>27923204
You mean generous. She could have been $448, but she's so kind that she's selling for $399.

>Humanized ponies

>>27923305
Ten years later, Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle lose their virginity to each other in a hijacked Twilight's balloon.

So guys
How much would you pay to be the first of the general public to see the Season 2 premiere

It is a private screening and you have to sign a non-disclosure agreement

>>27923286
Every two threads someone posts their OMG ORIGINAL SHOW IDEA DONUT STEEL

where one or two of the CMC get their Cutie Marks, and the odd one/two out deal with alienation and the fear of losing your friends

BUT THEN IN THE END ITS ALL COO

honestly I think I'll be surprised if this doesn't end up being an episode, but I still think it's a good idea.

it just isn't original, nor does it need to be mentioned every thread.

>>27923018
>middle computer
>please don't steal me

>>27923361
$3.50

>>27923350

>>27923350
Are you STILL bitching about humanized fanart?

If anyone here is at Comic-Con, make sure to find some opportunity to point out what I pointed out in the following comment:
>>27922713

>>27923357
...women can't lose their virginity to each other though
Lesbian "sex" is just two females helping each other masturbate

>>27923350
>humanized ponies

>>27923382
Boo Gummy?

>>27923361
Nothing. I'll just watch it online since it will be instantly leaked no matter what.

>>27923361

well based on the pile of ponies on my desk i probably own majority equity of hasbro by now

so free

Fuck this came out nice.

>>27923361
you should ask this on Ponychan for the best response
and by best I mean most unrealistic and generally retarded

90% of all shipping is retarded

The only shipping combinations that actually work are AppleDash and FlutterMac.

>>27923198
HOLY SHIT Devin Townsend!
You better not fuck this up!

>>27923391

They use Dash strapon.

>>27923338
I meant the one I posted but whatever.

>>27923361
I would give out a lot of important blowjobs to important people.

>>27923426

0/10

>>27923426
>all shipping is retarded
ftfy

>>27923340

>>27923361

Impossible, since I'd just get on here and start blabbing the moment I got home anyway.

>>27923426
Oh, and btw LyraBon =/= shipping. They're married.

>>27923431
a strapon is still masturbation it's just a repurposed dildo
you need a penis with blood flowing through it

>>27923382

So who is a bad enough dude to draw a humanized version of angel making this face?

>>27923453
Your retarded

>>27923426
>No PinkieDash
Other than that, I agree with you

Hey guys
Rate my shipping idea
Mr Cake and Mrs Cake
I know it's kind of farfetched but I think they have chemistry together

>>27923411
>dem Pinkie and Dash

>>27923431
>Dash strapon
They attach Rainbow dash to their groin and fuck each other with her?

>>27923411
Dang, true story.

Fukkin' Saved.

(Also my cup runneth over with tags - five ponies and a gator!)

>>27923505
I dunno, it may turn out odd... Such an odd pair.

>>27923492
>Your retarded
>Your

>>27923505
It'll never catch on

>>27923428
well then what do I say??

>>27922973

How is she going to switch strings. What bullshit.

>>27923470
sex   
[seks] Show IPA
–noun
1.
either the male or female division of a species, especially as differentiated with reference to the reproductive functions.
2.
the sum of the structural and functional differences by which the male and female are distinguished, or the phenomena or behavior dependent on these differences.
3.
the instinct or attraction drawing one sex toward another, or its manifestation in life and conduct.

>>27923426
Your ships are more 90% retarded than my ships.

>>27923517
I like that idea.

>>27923426

No AJxRarity?

>>27923426

>Shipping combinations that actually work
>FlutterMac

Not a bad troll. On the off-hand chance you are actually serious, kill yourself.

>ponies
>wearing clothes

Which pony wore the best outfit(s) in Season 1

>>27923568
Photo Finish

>>27923568
Obvious

Time for ponies!

Megasweet drew futa rape.

>>27923584

>>27923584
Commander Jesus by any chance are you gay/bi because I have an Internet crush on you

>>27923552

>>27923603
I am bi. But that depends on who's asking.

>>27923603

Anon why would you ever want to be dicked by jesus.

>>27923568

Fluttershy

>>27923598

>>27923561
Fuck you, FlutterMac's adorable.

>>27923361
I'll he the nitpicker, looking for discrepancies since season one, at least the bad ones.

I'd hope to be the only one there going "hmmm" instead of "Omgbbqsogunlololbroniew xD"

>>27923561

>>27923645
Fuck you no it's not.

Worst ship fucking confirmed.

>>27923633
>not wanting to get dicked by jesus
>2011

>>27923626
what are you standards

like post a picture of the ugliest man you would fuck

and I will base my next move on that

>>27923670
They day we grow serious about our ships is the day I bring eternal night to these threads.

>>27923670
Would BigSpike be worse?

>>27923645
>>27923670

>>27923670
Its pretty good as Rule34 & 63 though.

>>27923670
Nope, sorry. It's adorable and there's nothing you can do about it. Sorry you're mad, but that's just the way it is.

>>27923704
Naw, it's coo

>>27923681
That's not ponies.

>>27923728
It actually exists?

>Golden Slumbers

I love this song so much

It's even better when you're tired

>>27923670
Worst shipping ever?

I think worst/most retarded ship ever is a debatable subject.

>shipping mac with anyone

That's like shipping Luna with anyone. Shit ain't logical.

>>27923568
Pinkie.

>>27923734
It's not small alligators either. Post some Gummy!

>>27923670
>shy, socially awkward, nature loving girl
>strong, quiet, hardworking farm guy
You don't know shit about shipping

>>27923734
post a picture of the ugliest pony you would fuck

>>27923704
>>27923728
>mfw inferior Big Fagintosh ship
>mfw I have two faces

>>27923753
No, it's FlutterMac.

it's actually not, I understand how it's probably one of the most realistic straight shippings, I just hate the idea of it

and every time I say that I hate it, anon posts fifty fluttermac pictures, so it livens up the thread

>>27923768
Best outfit: Confirmed.

>>27923753

No shipping is shitier than this shipping.

So, what's one thing that would make you straight up quit watching this show? (other then a major drop in quality)

Personally, I'd quit if they started doing plots that carried over between episodes, especially if there were recurring villains, I don't have a problem with Trixie and Gilda, hell, if they came back for one or two episodes, that'd be kind of cool, but if there's plotlines and story arcs, I doubt I'd follow.

>>27923768
>>27923797
>took 4 replies until somebody got it right

rage...building

what about this shipping?

>Shipping

>SERIOUSLY shipping

>>27923765

What about Lunamac?

>>27923797
you only think it's the best outfit because it's basically a prostitute's outfit

me gusta

>>27923753

Blueberry MUFFINNNNNNNNS!

Bif Mac is such a bad character. I cant ship him with anypne, I really hate him. He's probably the only charavter in the show I would NOT want to fart in my face.

>>27923802

>>27923806
If it became serious and all emotional.

>>27923658

>>27923598
Every thing is draws is tainted by the worst of what he's drawn.

He can't escape, and if he ever tries to leave the fandom we will follow him. Not me personally, but his reputation will follow him. Just like poor old Weaver.

>>27923753

I'd probably go with Sweaty Balls x Fabric-san.

>>27923765
>Shipping doesn't make any sense unless it's gay

>>27923806

Straight Lyra and bonbon will make me quit in rage.

>>27923846
but shipping doesn't make any sense period

>>27923749

that feel when grooveshark has no beatles songs and golden slumbers/carry that weight/the end is one of your absolute favorite songs

>>27923797
I say this one.

>Checking ponibooru for new images
Why is there a picture of Ragna from Blazblue making out with Luna

>>27923841
i ship, dumb fabric with a cockathingy

>>27923770
>Implying Gummy isn't best pony

>>27923860
Yeah, no sense singling out straight shipping

>>27923860
What am I doing over there

>>27923846

It doesn't make sense because they don't even speak to each other, atleast with the cast they're all friends and you can build off of that.

Remember when everybody like Pinkie Dash?
Those were the days.

>>27923860
>shipping doesn't make any sense
I guess it wouldn't if you were a virgin who'd never felt love before.

>>27923908
What episode did that take off with?
7? 8?

>>27923908

I love that ship.

>>27923908

More like, "Remember when people liked Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash, at all?".

>>27923880
Fuck yeah Gary Glittershy

>>27923896
>it's implausible to base speculative 'shipping' off characters who haven't met

eh, personal compatibility is more important than proximity

>>27923880
For some reason, ponies with pants(or bodysuits) make me hard.

I never get erections from ponies, except when I see them wearing pants or bodysuits.

>>27923886

>>Dumb Fabric
>>Cockathingy?

You ship Sweetaloo?

>>27923955
i just like the pictures that result from it

>>27923939
i remember when i liked ponies

>>27923896
Actually, the interactions between the main characters are useless too because

IT'S A FUCKING KIDS SHOW AND THEY ARENT GOING TO HAVE THE SAME-SEX PONIES WANT TO FUCK EACH OTHER

>>27923896
Their characters are perfect for each other. If they ever had dialogue with each other, I guarantee they would begin flirting.

>>27923908
I like all ships as long as they're not obnoxiously stupid gagcharacter ships like Trixie or Big Mac.

>>27923968
How did you know!?

>>27923753
>Sees the artist sig

Fancy.

>>27923939
More like, remember when the show was still airing and only half the posters were trolls

>>27923908
That's my lesbian otp

>>27923806
Had to look back for this..

are you crazy? On-going story arcs are the best thing that could happen to this show, in my opinion.

Shame Lauren's already confirmed it won't happen.

boo.

>>27923961
Does this turn you on?

>>27923955

Yeah sure they'd probably get along, but even if you were going off of that, Mac hasn't really talked at all. Almost everything people say about him is assumption.

>>27923955

>Personal compatibility

That doesn't help much when said characters do not have a personality to speak of. I'm talking about Big Fagintosh, Luna, etc.

>>27923598
It's that a lollipop or a Cinnamon roll?

>that feel when you want to write shipping fiction but you're really bad at it because you have no experience being in a romantic relationship

feels virginal man

>>27924039
The world may never know.

Sugar eater pony is best pony

>>27924039
It's whatever you want it to be, baby.

>>27924015
Me too.

Well, actually, I have 3...

>>27923908
that was when it wasn't a mainstream ship

>>27924036
Pretty much this as well. Of course
>projecting

>>27924047
>andthenthere'sthisfaggot.jpg

>>27924032
THAT PONY IS A SPY!

>>27924058
>implying Jew pony isn't the best pony

>>27923961
You're a sick man.

>>27924032
Not that guy but damn that is one attractive horse.

>see the new art on paheal
>i feel like killing myself now

>>27924032
No, not at all. Maybe if it covered the legs.

>>27924003

I speak crazy.

>>27924047
>Implying most fanfic writers do

>>27924047

>>27924067

>Twipie

That sounds good, but i dont like flarity.

>>27924076
Hey, you're kinda fun and all, but I'd rather you not use my name when talking about this sort of stuff

>>27924094
But she's just a filly!

>>27924053
I need to know, i'm coloring that pic.

>>27924064
I'm not that easy, sugarcube.

>>27924116
i just make shit up myself

>>27924032
>every time i see a real horse i instantly look for cock

what the fuck is wrong with me

>>27923961
ponies in tight suits is win

>>27923531
Hmm...
Maybe you could just ask him if he has ever heard of FiM. Or ask him if he has a daughter if he has ever tried watching that cartoon with her?
Lol I dunno, really. Just don't mention the "bronies" and stupid shit like that.

>>27924099

Oh yeah? Well let's see why.

>Anthro Snails porn
>Anthro Granny Smith porn
>Anthro Spike porn

Alright, I see your point.

Rule 75: If it exists, there is a pony for it. No exceptions.

>>27924138
Why? Does thou have a dissenting opinion?

>>27924136
>>27924067
Am I the only one that likes shipping but thinks Twilight is too obviously straight to be shipped with any of the other main characters?

>>27924161
Lots of things

>>27924188
Twilight is straight.

>>27924170
But it's not porn. You can barely see anything. It's tasteful.

I apologize anyway.

>>27924115
>>27924003
>>27923968
I support this ship because they were friends before AB came into the picture.

>>27924188
straight, bi-curious, lesbo

who knows?

>>27924183
Well, I like shipping
Also I'm busy watching something

>>27924188
Naw, she's a-sexual right now, the only pony with an obvious sexual inclination is Rarity, and she seems to have enough of a mysterious air that she could easily be bi-sexual and not let on about it.

>>27924188

Thats why i ship her with trixie!

But seriously she want to fuck with celestia she is a lesbian.

>>27924183
No, I just don't like having my name associated with this subject matter is all.

Plus, it makes identifying my legit posts confusing when there's another one of me running about.

>>27924173

Rule 76: If there isn't a pony for it, Deviantart and /co/ will make it.

>>27924188

>Straight Twilight

She was crushing hard on Celestia at the Gala. That's all she wanted to do, the whole time, was just be around her. She's the biggest faggot out of the main six.

>>27924249
OH GOD THERE'S TWO

>>27924239
>>27924249
Well beggin' your pardon then

>>27924033
>>27924036
Big Mac has been shown to be quiet(not because he hasn't had many lines, but because almost everything he says is "yup". it strongly implies that he's the strong, silent type.).

He's also a hard-worker. He worked so hard that he hurt his back and had to skip out on applebucking season.

He's obviously very popular with the ponies(see all of the ponies giggling whenever he speaks during Winter Wrap-Up).

He may not be a mane character, but face it, he has more material than you think he does.

>>27924271
>>27924271
>>27924271
>>27924271
>>27924271
>>27924271
Quick! Get in the Bunker!

>>27924292
How many of you are there? C'mon, there's tons of names to choose from.

>>27923426
>90% of all shipping is retarded
>90%

What's the other 10%? Merely idiotic?

>>27924328
Don't blame me if somebody else hops aboard the Doppleganger express.
Although with somebody else tagging along its that much more ridiculous