>>27902158
Heh, when in Rome

you ponies get me so vvery happy

It's 10 o'clock in the morning and I am posting in a pony thread.

When did my life go wrong?

Spike thread hijack!

>>27902168

Cutie Mark Crusaders being abandoned in the woods?

>>27902218
right about when you first went on 4chan

>>27902224

>>27902218

it seems we both took the wrong turn at some point anon

>>27902218
Nowhere.

>>27902224
Alright sounds good.

>>27902247
phew*

thanks god I am only here during the summer.

>>27902260
Indeed.

>>27902260
>>27902224

Alright. We'll do this.

>>27902255
You know what. This isn't an attack or anything, but I swear to god every time I see a pony thread, ever, you're awake and posting in it. That is some crazy dedication, you're sitting outside my window, or there's like fucking 20 of you.

LK IS STREAMING

http://www.livestream.com/itsponytime

he's colouring that sexy human spitfire... all fiery and warm

>>27902282

>>27902224
Heh, when in Rome, Spike.

When in Rome...

>>27902300
You're the reason god doesn't talk to us anymore.

>>27902158

ominous Celestia is ominous.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnYCSYR7eyQ

The best show EVER

is Cease_ asleep?

>>27902334
Lauren?

Oh harro /co/, I'm planning on skipping the whole 'inking by hand' process and just jump into illustrator.

Before I do though, may I please have a critique on this?

Fun Fact: This was three requests on the 14th, but I never got around to doing it due to crap, go figure eh?

>>27902300

AND Three.

>>27902231
Go on..

>>27902355
No, I meant God. But probably her as well.

ITT: your ideas of fanon, even if no one else shares them.

I like to think of Octavia, Vinyl Scratch, and Lyra all being sisters.

>>27902332
Pheh, it's only sad if you think it is. The time I've spent here... /salute for the effort.

>>27902285

Leth has control over time so he can post in any thread.

>>27902215

dem country puns

also

>Luna
>Not "the moon"

can't win them all.

im finally wwonderful

>>27902218
Are you a brit or something? It's 3 AM where I am.

>>27902334

Duly noted.

>>27902374

There associated siblings (and Rainbow Dash) drop them off in the woods where they try to 'tame' the various wildlife. Ends with monsters dumping the kids back in town because they were too annoying.

>>27902386
Carrot Top and Berry Punch are close friends. Show backs it up just as much as Lyra/Bonbon, but no attention is ever paid, seems like.

>>27902282
>>27902300
>>27902373

Alright, I admit it. That was pretty funny.

>>27902224

>>27902282
>>27902300
>>27902373

Okey dokey, here's your bedtime human pony story...

Unlike what you may have heard, the girls we know of still have quite a ways to go before they completely become friends. Twilight doesn't quite get along with everyone else, Rainbow Dash gets easily upset with the flaws her other friends have, Applejack just wants to work and has trouble accepting help and giving help and can be a little too honest at times. Rarity can be quite a fussbudget, generous as she is, Fluttershy can't seem to open up to hardly anyone, and Pinkie Pie. Oh, Pinkie, all that girl seemed to do was hop, hop, hop around and eat, eat, eat. She left quite an impression on the other girls when she decided to plow into the entire day's worth of leftovers from her sweets deliveries and even lied about it being her birthday at a sit-down restaurant for a free cake! Yes, the little piggy slept quite well, her soft belly creating a considerably large mound underneath her comforter.

But not the other girls. Rarity's face contorted into several grimaces, reacting in her usual dramatic way. But this was a dream, and it was taking place in her boutique...

>>27902364
I like it. Heads in profile are too round for me, but I suppose that's your style... reminds me a bit of Madmax's. Pinkie's thighs are a bit different, and one of them could be rounder.

>>27902364

>>Dash playing with dem adorable little Scootaloo wings

Someone competent needs to color this post haste!

>>27902373
Why is there so much fanfiction of Rarity burning to death?

Is that a thing?

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>>27902497

Funny story. Someone brought up the whole "dragon semen is super heated" argument and I got started on a quickfic. Halfway through writing it I read the original.

In b4 why were you discussing dragon semen.

CT needs to do something with Little Strongheart

i wanna suck some dragon cock.

>>27902540
So, I'ma ask.

What brought up dragon semen?

>>27902386
Caramel, Blues and Lucky being bestest bros

>>27902420
hmmmmm... maybe..
Not sure if I can handle creatures yet.
WHAT ELSE YOU GOT?

>>27902540
I've already figured out why. Its because you are terrible.
Not entirely, but mostly. Like 80% terrible.

>>27902490
Anything?

Goodnight /co/ I'll leave you with the OTP

>>27902386
>ITT: your ideas of fanon, even if no one else shares them.
Applejack and Big Mac are lovers, and potentially, Applebloom's parents.
BUT they are not brother and sister. They're pretending to all be siblings to cover up the fact they're living in sin.

>>27902563

sigh

I believe it was this piece. The idea of Rarity and Spike having tiny mutant alicorn babies caused someone to bring up the Superman conundrum (How do two different species have children when reproducing would kill one of them?).

>>27902613

>>27902613
Oh. As lond as someone mentioned a kryptonite condom, all is well. Continue.

>>27902613

>>27902487

Yeah, proportions are something I definitely need to work on. Luckily my experience with Illustrator is better than my pencil work. Oh well, all things in due time eh?

bueno.fla

>>27902608

I like the full incest route as personal fanon. Inborn babies aren't always retarded.

...I mean Apple Bloom is, but another might not be!

where i can find a lisy of the Fim episodes in chronological order?

>>27902613
eh, cue Spike into Pony or Rarity into Dragon transformation fanfiction...

>>27902661

Dragon's have transformation last I checked.

Big Mac in a Bunny Suit.
Now Inked.

Ovulation.

Discuss.

>>27902613
FML.

>>27902656
Just watch them in air order. You miss nothing from watching them that way, and gain nothing watching them in whatever dumb order someone pulled out of his ass.

>>27902656
its there for a reason >>27902523

>>27902386

Lyra and Bonbon dating/married. I hate the fanon of them having an actual child though.

>>27902215

I like that pun; 'Canida'.

Good job, whoever made that!

>>27902680

No.

>>27902680
Ponies ovulate normally. We just need an episode where one pony has her period and turns into a bitch.

>>27902386
The Cakes are Pinkie's real parents and her flashback was just rambling nonsense. It breaks their hearts that their own daughter never recognizes them as her mom and dad but they resolve to keep a roof over her head at least.

>>27902706
Ponies don't have periods. Duh.

So how is everyone doing tonight/today?

Anything exciting happen to any of you?

I got to see a sneak peek of a movie that I worked on about a year and a half ago called Last Stop, it turned out a whole lot better then I expected it to be.

Did I use 'then' correctly in my last sentence? I always have the hardest time remembering the difference between then and than.

>>27902420
Didn't they already do the so annoying bad guys don't want plot with Rarity?

>>27902251

>>27902695
Fucking this. I know that the show is a kid's show, and because of the OMG JUDEO CHRISTIAN VALUES of America, they can't address it, but I really do find the idea of Lyra and Bon Bon being in love with each other to be absolutely adorable.

>>27902728
Should have been than.

Also: I got trashed on a gameshow.

>>27902728
"Than" is comparative. "Then" refers to a time or circumstance. You should've used the former. It's okay, though.

>>27902728

Than is quality, Then is time. So no, you mixed it up.

>>27902568

How about Cutie Mark Crusaders assassins? Where they try to take out a target (Hoity Toity) and fail miserably?

>>27902386
Carrot Top is secretly the greatest badass of them all.

>>27902480

"Nngh! Dammit! Go...on! Suck in, Pinkie dear!"
"I'm sorry Rarity, I gave you the right dress size I swear!"
"Well you'd be right", Rarity's pitch rose forcefully and tugged emphatically, "if you could try and...and...stay there!"
Rarity had barely managed to get the last hook on Pinkie's girdle to go. Pinkie tried to correct her stance and looked in the mirror, performing a full turn-around.
"Oh, this fits super! Thanks, Rarity!"
"You're welcome, darling. Anytime, just not any time too soon, ahahaha!" Rarity cackled and unwittingly knocked over a roll of precious fabric onto the carpet.
"Oops! Don't worry, I'll get it!" Pinkie cried, making the motion to bend over.
"PINKIE PIE NO!"
A loud rip ran through both of their ears like a formula one race car through a tunnel. Pinkie, flushed, quickly turned to her friend to apologize, only for Rarity to see her soft fat oozing through what little flesh the girdle was still holding in.
"I'm sorry, Rarity...I - hmmph!"
Rarity pulled Pinkie Pie in for a kiss! And she felt like it could last forever, but it didn't. Rarity woke up in a cold sweat, her covers constricting her breathing, along with being more twisted than her voluminous, coiffured hair. All she felt like doing was clutching her face in lustful agony.

Meanwhile, Rainbow Dash was having an awkward dream of her own...

>>27902728
Should have been 'than' in that context.

>>27902487
btw, who's Madmax?

>>27902728
Nope. Then is like... sequential related. Times.
Then i went here. I worked on a movie but then i quit. He was here, then he wasnt.

Than is...

...you know i'm not sure. Than is whenever you don't use then.

>>27902728
should have been "than."

I had a good day. My roommate's friend came to visit, and we got drunk and stoned, and busted up a toilet someone left by our apartment's dumpster with a crowbar.

>>27902766
Someone that's drawn a lot of fanart for the show.

>>27902766
http://csimadmax.deviantart.com/
makes comics mostly

>>27902766

>>27902761

>>27902766

Kids these days...

http://csimadmax.deviantart.com/

>>27902757
>>27902755
>>27902753

Thank you. This time I will actually remember.

>>27902781
The word you're looking for is "comparative."

ok to those guys who were in my quick coloring stream, it didn't save properly so i had to redo it. but its uploading to youtube right now

>>27902566

damn I was looking for that just the other day, hadn't seen it in ages, you are my hero

>>27902672
Rarity as a dragon would be pretty fun... I mean a full grown one.

Proposed episode title: "Roarity"

Triggered probably by one of Twilight's spells gone wrong.
At first she's miserable about it, since dragon's don't wear frilly dresses, but soon she's working on her fabulous den. shining her scales and hoarding treasure,living the high life.

>>27902608
I'm not sure if I understand? What's the point of them acting like brother and sister if they have a child and are unrelated? What sin are they even covering up?

As wrong as it sounds, it'd make more sense for them to be brother and sis, have some downs incest baby, and pretend to be unrelated lovers or something.

>>27902728
With Brian Austin Green?

I just watched Black Swan for the first time, and that movie tripped me the fuck out. I need some Pony to get my head right again.

who's a silly pony?

>>27902794

I had no idea she was the one who drew this picture...

>>27902843
Stop.

can you guys get onto ponibooru?

>>27902843
All ponies can be equally silly, if given correct cuteness input commands.

>>27902855
nope

just tried it.

>>27902864
Down for Maintenance
We're currently switching from MySQL to Postgres. More info as the process progresses.

>>27902855
it says down for maintenance

>>27902851

i started watching this

im going to have to stop before I end up with a full blown pony waifu

oh god i want to cuddle up with twilight and talk with her about so many things fuck even though shes a goddamn horse

i need to purge my mind and fucking soul of this

>>27902855

looks like it's down

>>27902891
It is already too late.

You have fallen.

>>27902285
Leth is our guardian of the marker and the chosen one, pony threads bend to his will

or more seriously I think he just pops in for a few minutes every few hours

>>27902891
coming into a thread isn't going to do it

>>27902833
Yeah. Fun times were had on that set. That was my first movie I got to work on too. Zack Ward was in the film too, and he was a total bro despite him being the bully with the coon hat in A Christmas Story.

>>27902891
>im going to have to stop before I end up with a full blown pony waifu
>oh god i want to cuddle up with twilight

too late

>>27902891
It's to late dude.

Once you go pony you never go back.
Just embrace it. In no time you will have your very own clop folder.

>>27902891
Hey guys.

Time for adorable twilight pictures!

>>27902914
i didn't come here for pictures or anything

>>27902891

problem anon?

>>27902891
she's a marshmallow pony, not a horse
wanting to hug marshmallow ponies is perfectly normal

>>27902891

Get out, my friend. Get out while you still can!

Don't end up like us...

>>27902760
Assassins... I laughed a little.
Yeah, I might mess around with that idea.

>>27902883
yeah it was giving a different message before, now it's saying down for maintenance though

>>27902891
>he thinks he can save himself
>laughing mares.jpg

>>27902926
Do you mean every picture of twilight?

This guide explains it well, it also talks about other common mistakes such as their/they're

>>27902891

>>27902891
oh anon

I feel so flattered. What was this thing you wanted to talk about?
We can talk about as long as you want. We are alone in the library and nobody will disturb us this evening.

The only prescription is more pony
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyXg_MJeeuw&feature=related

>>27902926
It's tradition!

>>27902891
...Hi, Anon.

>>27902939

Bonus points if one of them fires a rocket launcher and gets thrown back into the wall by the recoil.

"Fire in the hole. WHEEEE! I'm okay."

>>27902843

Is it Sweetie?

>>27902963
I'm going to make this slightly less terrible for you. Its still terrible for you.

>>27902959
The only thing that ever gave me problems was 'then' and 'than', but thanks anyway señor!

>>27902926
I don't think she gets more adorable than this.

>>27902891

Have a wallpaper anon

>>27903000
what about this?

>>27903000
Except maybe when she does this.

>>27902988
I need more humanized pony pictures, but I can't find many. I need my human Flutter and Pinkie

GUARDIANS OF EQUESTRIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>27902832
>I'm not sure if I understand? What's the point of them acting like brother and sister if they have a child and are unrelated? What sin are they even covering up?
Living in sin means they're unwed lovers living together.
Child born out of wedlock, AJ was probably a teen when it happened, and they're still not married. They pretend to all be siblings (and Applebloom probably believes it) to cover it up to the folks in Ponyville, with only Granny Smith the wiser for it.

I like it because I think AJ and Mac as secret lovers is a good angle without the incest, and Applebloom being an incestbaby is so overdone I wanted to come up with something new.

upload speeds be damned, i need to post some fuckin twilight

>>27902891
time to make things awkward.

>>27903017
You know, I was actually gonna post that one next.

>>27902926
Did someone say adorable Twilight? BECAUSE I THINK I HEARD SOMEONE FUCKING SAY ADORABLE TWILIGHT!

>>27903014

and another

anyone else got more twi papers?

>>27903045
it's quite adorable
twilight is always adorable

>>27903042
hey you're uploading that guide thing to youtube right?

>>27903021

>>27903036
Plus it's cute because Big Mac ends up totally blueballed

>>27903000

In an episode that featured babby mane cast, adult Twilight was still the cutest pony in the episode.

>>27903017
Adorable isn't the word I'm looking for here. Someone help me out.

>>27903021
I'll see what I can drum up for you. Gimme a mo'.

>>27902980
probably

>>27903056

So much Twilight!

>>27903056

>>27903084
Why am I saving this?

>>27903079

My books tell me that this is pretty, do you think it is?

...Cause I want it to be...

Am I pretty?

>>27903079
why does zecora have bricks taped to her head
the dress design is pretty cool regardless

Twilight thread?

>>27903091
twilight can never do enough magical things

>>27903093

>>27903036
>>27903071
Obviously not my fanon but it's cute and pretty funny so I guess I can get behind it. Personal fanon doesn't really have to be 100% consistent anyway.

>>27902764

"Ooh ooh ooh! Rainbow Dash! Twilight granted me that spell where I can walk on clouds! Can you take me to Cloudsdale with you? Please?"
"Can't you just take Twilight's balloon?" Rainbow Dash said, incredulous.
Pinkie Pie only sighed. "No, she wouldn't let me. I know! Maybe you can give me a piggy-back ride there!"
Rainbow made no effort to suppress balking at the idea. "You want ME to piggyback YOU 6,000 feet up? To Cloudsdale? No way!" Not wanting to be too rude, she tried to think up a more valid excuse. "And besides, I couldn't give you a ride on my back if I wanted to, I need to fly!"
"That's right!" Pinkie chirped, "You can give me a piggy FRONT ride!"
Without skipping a beat, Pinkie Pie threw all of her 260 lb frame against poor, 109 lb Rainbow Dash. Rainbow yelped and nearly collapsed to the ground, but used her wings to maintain her balance and began, slowly to lift off the ground.
"Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!" Pinkie giggled and hugged her friend even tighter to stay on as the wind began to pull at both of them in the air. Rainbow Dash felt like a toy airplane on a string. Hopeless, she began to throw a few pained exclamations that fell on no one's ears. She was stuck with this fat lummox pressing hard against her tiny, muscular torso, and she was warm, too. Pinkie's breath was making her feel even warmer. She didn't need this on a day where thermometers were bursting at 100F! Everything felt hot, and Pinkie Pie was making her feel warmer, warmer, warmer...

"AAAAH!" Rainbow Dash's scream echoed and rebounded off of the enormous nimbus clouds, waking several others up. Her chest heaved, but only for a moment, as she then felt her fists clench tight. "It's too hot, stupid...fucking covers, GYAAAH! FUCK! I just wanna SLEEP!"

Rainbow Dash wasn't on cloud nine, but neither was a very tall, very beautiful young girl thousands of feet below in a cozy, wooden haven...

>>27903079

human ponies? Are you mad man?!

im saving all of these

i hate myself

>>27903067
as i type, yes!

>>27903103
you're always pretty, twi
even if Dash looks better in a dress

>>27903103
Candy necklace.

even human twilight is HHHHHHHNGG

>>27903113
Turns out I don't have enough humanized stuff.

I sense too much cute Twilight in this thread

>>27903123
>>27903113
>>27903079
>>27903068

JOY

hhhhhuuummmmannnnnn flutteryshy

>>27903036
Unfortunately, the same thing most likely happened to my uncle/cousin. His "sister" died young, and he never got to find out for sure, because everyone who would have known is dead.

>>27903152
Posting Noel's gore uncensored is the reason she doesn't make more of it or post the finished versions.

>>27903079
That is the best humanised Dash.

>>27903103

Stupid waifu senses tingling...

You are very pretty Twilight.

>>27903141
I'd eat it.

Twilight Sparkle is a NERRRRRDDDDDDDD

goin oldschool trollin on this one

>>27903186
>chocolate Trixie and Rarity

I'm okay with this.

>>27903152
>cute Twilight
>too much

wat

>>27903152
My Little Lich: Necromancy is Magic.

>>27903186
trolling? Nah, ya gotta cross several lines to do it right... LIKE THIS!

>>27903163
oh lords dat filename!

>>27903163
Best humanized

>>27903171
I don't really see the problem here. It's not THAT gory...

human ponies now? i completely didn't realize that and did it anyways.

I love thelivingmachine02's style

>>27903211
Tyelle did a Braeburn.

It was...nice...

>>27903151

For some reason, the melody "Art of the Dress" reminds me of "Red Line Day", at least at first.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eT8n6gy6dHw&feature=related

>>27903211
back before... that, all of that... all you needed was to do this
>black twilight

>>27903219
celestia looks soft and huggable
even if she'd banish me for trying

>humanized crap

And the ship that is this thread dashes itself upon the unforgiving rocks.

>>27903103
Oh god yes you are pretty wtf is wrong with me im telling a dude rping as twilight he's pretty because he asked me like how she would wtf wtf wtf

>>27903199
D'awww, that's a cute Twilight.

>>27903258
ship, you say?

I for one welcome our sexy omnipotent overlord

>>27903258
You know you want it

>>27903258

>>27903171
Well, that's not a bad thing. Not nice to post it unspoilered anyway, since she's so consid.erate about it.

(Part of my post wasn't allowed before, wtf)

>>27903235

if you want human ponies.. come to LK's stream for spitfire

http://www.livestream.com/itsponytime

>>27903152
Thanks to that picture, I had to go digging through my Pony folder to dig up this old fossil HUEHUE from way back.

>>27903258
Come now darling, you're telling me you don't find this even the least bit enjoyable?

>>27903258
I don't make fun of your fetish. I'm sure I do.

i think i'm done with the image dump. the next and last post from me tonight will be the youtube url to my coloring bonanza

>implying this isn't adorable

>>27903309
Also this

>>27903271
shipping indeed! Though get your hoofs off my girl you apple bucking hussy!

>>27903054
>twilight
>megane
>serafuku

>>27903355
Could always share! Pony hugs don't just have to be between two mares!

I am rather fond of posting cute ponies myself

>>27903332

>Luna

Very yes.

>Big Macintosh

Very no.

>>27903333
Hah!

>>27903287

Fuckinghell Megasweet. Why would you do that to me? Freaking hell... I hate being in "love" with a cartoon character...

>>27903382
I love cute things

Tasty.

>>27903406

It is even better when they are doing cute things

>>27903262
I know that feel bro, i know that feel

assuming most, if not all, of us are men here, and statistically I can't be the only one in college posting in this thread, do any other older bronies hold out hope of finding a girl to enjoy the magic with? Is it too much to wish for, finding a cute girl that is just as into it? Or at the very least is willing to pretend?

This Fandom taught me the meaning of shipping, and how to enjoy it.


And that's fucking terrible. What have you done to me you bastards?

>>27903406

Hell yeah!

Best humanized reporting in.
>Moe Loli Pony

Anyone have more by this one?

>>27903430
Hell man I'm 25 just got done with college. And I highly doubt I'm the oldest here.

>>27903433
I came into ponies thinking the idea of making two characters who had no romantic relationships kiss was stupid

I still think that, but I like it anyway. Fucking ponies, I can't resist their adorability

>>27903433
I can't enjoy shipping because it's stupid.

>>27903344
>>27903309
I wonder whether the guy who drew these has ever seen a horse's skeleton.

>>27903430

I don't deny it would be nice... but I'm not counting on it.

>>27903430
I'm a computer science/computer engineering dual major. Although I create modern magic with my own two hands, I am a permavirgin by default and lack any capacity to pretend due to autism.

i'd uh... wait until the higher qualities become available. usually it takes a little bit for those.

Hopefully it works out, I need to get some sleep
http://youtu.be/9l2My4cQUXM

>>27903453

best humanized reporting in, you moe-loving motherfucker.

>>27903433

goood.... gooood...

>>27903386

Oh cool, but check out dese.

>>27903433
In my case, this fandom taught me how to hate it. I'm just in it for the ponies interacting. Fuck this dyke handstand fagaroo fanon.

I'm an english literature major, studying to become a teacher. My ex probably would like it, but fuck her because she's a two timing whore with zero empathy.

>>27903473
CS bro

I can program in C but I can't program in friendship, feels bad man

>>27903463

then ignore it and post cute things instead

Like this pony, she is made up of 30 percent dawwww,, 50 percent hnnnng, and 20 percent flesh, bone, blood and assorted gooey pony parts.

>>27903313

>Rarity Smoking
>Wearing Panties that suggest you worship her pussy like royalty.

>>27903514
Does that filly have a name?

>>27903433
Same, except the ship I love is the less popular one.

Fuckdammit.

>>27903514
The gooey parts are the best parts

>>27903463
yeah, it is
but it's also adorable

>>27903473
Mah nigga.
Best show this season.

>>27903474
About damn time, thanks again. Now I can sleep

>>27903514

Why is her cutie mark an apple core?

>>27903526
You think you have it bad, I like AJxRarity and TwiDash


There is no AJxRarity or TwiDash

>>27903525

That's right, Scoots. You're adorable. Now make me forget my troubles.

>>27903473
I'm also doing an IT degree
In Multimedia
I look foreward to not being able to get a job

>>27903521
I'm helping!

>>27903543

Her special talent is being used and discarded.


...She has had a rough childhood.

So, almost a year later has there been a clear winner yet?

AppleDash or PinkieDash

English Lit major.

i was going to go to film school before i realized that, while being in the USC Mafia certainly does guarantee a job in the Industry, it is by no means necessary for one. so that got nixed.

>>27903589
there's enough dash to go around, I'm sure

>>27903589
Pinkie

>>27903552
aw man, image capped, I so totally have a pic for you too...

and for you too >>27903557

MLP general - Computer wizards and english majors

>>27903605

To the next thread!

>>27903611

does explain the high number of contributors, doesn't it?

>>27903589
Rainbow and Pinkie are friends. AJ and RD are lovers.

>>27903630
Though when pinkie's just had a shipment of marshmallow, Dash can't be held responsible for her actions

>>27903611

Why the fuck do you think we have so much fan media? We are creative mother fuckers with no outlet who found something that makes us smile like morons and giggle like small children, and as a result we have the glorious, wonderful, and terrifying content that is our fan community

>>27903474
yeaaaaah, about that. the quality was shit, i'm re-encoding it in higher quality and i'll upload it again. this is gonna take a while though.

be on the lookout for it on derpyhooves.com

>>27903552
AJXRarity ain't all too uncommon. Maybe the same as Flarity.

People like the tsundere background of AJ and Rarity.

Actually, looking through my Rarity folder, there wasn't much of AJXRarity. So I'll concede and say you do have it worse than I do.

Whatever, feels bad man either way. Also lolimagelimit, so I wasn't able to post whatever pic it was that I found.

Ok, I've been thinking about this for awhile. How would martial arts work out in the pony-verse? Since they use all 4 of their limbs to move, would there even be a concept of punching or kicking besides Applebloom doing the flying side kick? I could see basic things like them rearing up on their hind legs so they could use their forehooves for simple things like jabs, but a pony couldn't stand on their hind legs for too long.

I dunno why I find this topic interesting. Maybe it's because I teach karate, maybe it's because I'm bored as fuck. Who knows.

>>27903630
no, they are all friends

>>27903665
We hipster shippers should stick together, maybe together we can have enough to go around

>>27903668
Dash is the pony Bruce Lee

>>27903668
Pegasi can fly, and earth ponies are clearly capable of great feats of strength, like jumping, so pony martial arts could maybe work, it'd just involve a lot of jumping or flying around

>>27903611
Why do you think I like comics and movies so much? As a future literature teacher, I find it my responsibility to be aware of literature as it evolves into new formats.

One of the finals I wrote last semester was a 25 page page paper over the Nietzschian themes present in Watchmen, and the deconstruction thereof.

why's there no RariDash?

>>27903702
I have some.

Unfortunately, LOL IMAGE LIMIT

>>27903120

"Fluttershy! I never knew you gave physical checkups!" said Pinkie Pie.
"Oh! Well...um..." the girl struggled to come up with the right words, "I'm known for taking care of animals, but I'm...good at, at taking care of people too?" she forced a smile.
"Okey dokey lokey!" Pinkie returned a much more sincere grin and lied down on her back, against Fluttershy's amazingly soft, king-sized mattress.
"Okay, now...I'll need you to...well, you know...undr..."
"Huh?
"I need you to undre..."
"Undress?"
"Yes!" the knockout of a girl exclaimed softly. "Um...please." Pinkie complied, and Fluttershy felt like fainting. But she had to overcome her anxiety - Pinkie's innocence, no one else around, not even her protective little rabbit Angel. This opportunity was too good to pass up.
"I'm just going to feel your stomach for anything...unusual." she finished weakly. Hand shaking, she prodded her fingers two inches in her friend's belly.
"Okay, all done...no, sorry, wait! Maybe I should feel around a little more..." Fluttershy had to continue encouraging herself, and she continued. "Um...maybe a few massages can work the kink out. I mean, if you think so, I don't want to impose..."
But Pinkie Pie only giggled. "Of course, silly! You're the doctor!"
"That's right, I am the doctor!" Fluttershy smiled as she tried to rationalize the situation, but it wasn't working. All of a sudden, she broke down.
"Pinkie Pie, I'm taking advantage of you, I'm so sorry!"
"Huh?" was all she heard Pinkie say before snapping to consciousness. She noticed that her covers had slid down too far and pulled them back over her exposed breasts.
"I'm so sorry, Pinkie..." Fluttershy squeaked to herself. "I'm a horrible person..." she began to curl up, her legs pressing against her large chest as she wrapped her arms around them, sniffling.

Twilight Sparkle was having quite the dream of her own...

>>27903668
Kick! Punch! It’s all in the mind
If you wanna test me, I’m sure you’ll find
The things I’ll teach ya is sure to beat ya
But nevertheless you’ll get a lesson from teacher

>>27903702
Because you havn't written a new fap fic for my enjoyment and the art gods are withholding! NOW WRITE SNARKY! WRITE HUMANIZED PONY SMUT DAMN YOU!

>>27903668
Ponies practice peace before violence. All ponies are blackbelts, and have learned this.

>>27903724

i got a Luna in the works. here's some.

WARNING: SELF-INDULGENT CUNTERY INBOUND.

Inside, you walk into the kitchen, asking Luna what she wants. She thinks for a moment before slinking up to you, sidling next to you and slipping an arm about your waist and slipping your shirt up. “I want one bourbon.” She punctuates by kissing your stomach. “One scotch.” She climbs, kissing your chest, sliding your shirt up along with her. You raise your arms, letting her slip it off you. “And one beer.” She pulls it off you, kissing your neck, biting lightly with her canines. “’Cause I ain’t seen my baby since I don’t know when,” she says hoarsely, hooking a finger around your belt, guiding you backwards to the couch, falling back onto it and pulling you on top of her.

“Oh, wait. We’re out of liquor,” she coos. “Guess I’ll just have to take you, then. Damn.”

>>27903710

then we should LOL NEW THREAD.

>>27903753
>she says horsely

hey

>>27903793
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new thread

>>27903722
Don't get cocky
It' gonna get rocky
We gonna move down
To the next ya jockey
Now duck! And tuuurn!

using up a post cause of new thread

>>27903722
Fucku yeah! I sing that in front of the kids I teach and they never know what the hell I'm talking about.

And I guess ponies wouldn't need to practice any martial art with kicks as strong as theirs, so I answered my own question. I like to think though that they would practice martial arts as a form of advanced meditation though, or something like that.

I'd really like to see a martial arts pony in season 2, even if it's a joke character or an actor in a film that's on for a few brief seconds.