>>27889856
Hey applejack. wanna go to the Honey festival?

>>27889877
DO I!

Applejack grows the beast Pears.

Braeburn

>>27889854
>omelette au fromage
>mon petit chou-fleur

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newfoals can't triforce

>>27889898
>beast pears

>>27889877
>>27889892
and so, Apple jack and cosgrove went to the honey festival and became best friends.

In season 2 Scootaloo will lie to Dash saying she's related to Spitfire or something so that Dash will pay attention to here more

>>27889898
>BEAST pears
Oh shit.

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am i doin it rite

I'm in the mood for only one more request. Might ask again later tonight. Ask away. Gonna spoil this area for those that don't want to read this again. Only sfw and don't ask for complicated things. I can't do backgrounds, I'm only an amateur.

>>27889945
>I can smell your menses

>>27889877
>>27889892
oh boy i fucking love freakazoid

>mfw beast porn in MLP threads

why nigga

RainbowDash. Because RainbowDash is the best in everything.
I said EVERYTHING.

FUNNY FACT: Tha verification code for this post was "Farmer ciatios". Farmer, hah.

>>27889932

And NOW YOU KNOW....the rest of the story...

GOOD DAY!

>>27889957
yes

>>27889857
i have a little experience with music technology, but what im really trying to do is set up a music rig to do anything. Making pony remixes, to make this poni related.

Im being a little bitch, bringing it here, but im at the end of my tether. Any help with good programs, good soundcards, shit like that, would be appreciated.

>>27889817
sorry to be wasting your precious time, asshole

reposts
reposts
reposts are magic

>>27889945
But at the end the truth is revealed?

Anyone else have ponies help them out of depression?

>>27889969
do you like pie though is the question

>>27889945

And then she will beat her.

>>27889945

That'd be neat. And then Spitfire actually comes to town and tells Dash she's never seen Scootaloo before.

The moral is tell the truth and be yourself or some shit

>>27889964
Fluttershy doing a karate chop!

>>27890006
Yes, yes, I have

I don't want to live near Sweet Apple Acres

it smells like poo gas

ponychan.net/chan

>>27890006
Me. Best friend was a Personality Disorder douche, gave me depression for ten years. This show helped SO much.

>>27890006
ponies helped me out of depression temporarily but now I'm back
D:

>>27890020
Alrighty.

>>27890006
No.

>>27890001
Oh too bad Duplex, quints would have been nice.

>>27889973
Isn't it all beast or something?

>>27890036

I hear in Braeburn's village they call them "crud vapors".

>>27890007
what kind of pie?

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Goddamn ComiCon swag.
NEED THIS!

>>27890036
hey, I'm not a pony. cut it out.

>>27890006
>>27890051
You guys need more
FRIENDSHIP POWER

>>27890061
>>27890072
It's good the have everything back to normal around here.

>>27890006
No, but...
>Not sure if serious

>>27890093
Watching fictional ponies experiencing friendship only helps me out long enough until the moment I realize I cannot make friends of my own and that I'm 24 and live with my mom

>>27890086
>mfw no doctor whooves

>>27890086
Checks to see if Derpy's eyes are...yes. Okay, it's official. That thing is too complete not to want.

>you will never feel the gentle heartbeat of a cartoon pony on your cheek as you slowly doze off to sleep with your arms wrapped around their chest

>>27889927
The quince is toxic to ponies.

As are the rest of these plants.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_plants_poisonous_to_equines

Go to it, grimdark fic writers.

So I heard you like humanized ponies

>>27890133
furthest to the left hawkeye

>>27890133
Bottom left dude.

>>27890122
Indeed, RL people aren't all friendly like the characters. And that's also the reason why you are better without them, lol.

>>27890133
Bottom Left, chuckles.

>>27890122
Just do what Pinkie Pie did when she didn't have friends, make your own with a bucket of turnips.

Nah, just kidding, you should kill yourself

>>27890157
mmm... nah
that attitude is defeatist, sour grapes, wrong etc

>>27890086
>No cloudkicker

>>27890133
>Not wearing bowtie like in fanon
>it mustn't be Dr. Whoof

>>27890086
I'll try my best to get one for you. No promises.

>>27890162
>>27890153
damnit, did I say he wasn't there? I meant he was there. doh, I'm always doing that

>>27890122
Go to a Toastmasters meeting. They're genuinely friendly people, and their friendship is as genuine as on the show.

>>27890199
What will the price be, Juice?

>>27890199
your going? if you see a mlp booth trash it and drink the tears of all the bronies, it will make your heart and body stronger

>>27890209
you know, I wouldn't put it past you that you did that on purpose so you could do this

>Buy Comicon tickets when they come out

>Sell for major profit when it comes around

>>27890215
Well, I've already got an offer for $100 from someone on EqD. Start there. :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

>>27890223
It's the Hasbro booth. Won't be easy to tear down.

>>27890214
I told my mom I wanted to go to a toastmasters meeting and that it was unfair that she made me stay at home all day to watch her pets and then she screamed at me and told me it was my punishment for dropping out of college and lying to her about it and wasting everyone's money (which I am not denying) and that even if I did get out of the house it should NOT be for "recreational" purposes, especially not to Toastmasters since her ex-boyfriend goes there

nevermind that i only dropped out of college because i have mental problems that are still undiagnosed

and that I lied to her about what was going on some of the time because i knew she would fly into a bitch fit like that

>>27890265
I'm sure you can figure something out, you should bring a drawing and try to get someone to sign it

>>27890265
I think it might be worth it.

>>27890006
reeks of ponychan but sure.

When my dad died of stomach cancer, it was about winter wrap up. Good timing, because I had that shit on repeat for a while, through the fucking grief. Good background noise, kind of bittersweet.

Then when I hit by that car and had all that spinal work done, around owls well, I had that shit on in my ward. I got weird looks from all these other surgical outpatients, but I had other things on my mind, like whether Id be able to use my legs.

Then finally, when my mother got diagnosed with alzheimers, I played the series through to her.

At first she was skeptical, but I'll be fucked if it didnt pull us closer together and give her something real to set her mind to before she loses it completely.

fuck yeah, ponies. God, life is a really shitty cartoon. I'd trade that shit for ponies any day

>>27890289
don't spend all your money on drugs then

>>27890293
Cool. Send me a check in about a week.

Hit me up on Facebook if you need to talk to me.

>>27890290
Tara Strong is gonna be there.
1. Get Poster
2. Get autograph
3. ebay
4. skip straight to profit

>>27890289

It's Aspergers, welcome Brony

>>27890322
>When my dad died of stomach cancer, it was about winter wrap up.

Winter Wrap Up gave your dad stomach cancer?

Who is the best drawfag in the MLP fandom.

>>27890289
Okay, it's time to move out. Now.

>>27890354
Juice.

>>27890354
My favorite one.

The shittiest one is the one I don't like

>>27890289
Dude move. Seriously.

>>27890330
i dont do drugs man :(
look I know I fucked up with college, but to be honest I don't even remember half of the time I was there, I did later find out that I have rheumatoid arthritis which explains me feeling too achy to get up and go to class
my point is
if I don't get out of the house, get to a psychiatrist and try to get a job how am I supposed to pay back my relatives for their money I wasted

Never been seriously, clinically depressed...
but just before the show started, I came into a major state of debt because of needing to buy new equipment for my job, my car, and school.

I was in a pretty miserable state, cutting back everything, starting to eat junk food (like in a really bad way, I eat when i'm stressed... I know I shouldn't) and loosing sleep.

Then: PONIES!

So... much... JOY compressed into a 22-minute package! I had dropped cable until my bills are paid off, this included loosing my cable modem, was about to downgrade my cell phone plan... but decided against it: I had watched the first episode on my phone, Youtube.

It... sustained me. I watched that about five or so times... every time, it made me smile. Pensive Pony, wherever you are, you helped me through a hard time.

By the time "Fall Weather Friends" came out, I actually had actually saved enough money to get my cable back... i was eating better (an apple a day, as it were), and actually falling asleep at reasonable hours (usually after checking /co/'s pony thread, some of you guys might be weirdos, but we are all similar wierdos.)

So now, I'm awaiting season 2. My life is back to normal, relatively speaking.

>>27890349
that would be weird. But no, years of red meat and drugs

>>27890322

Sounds more like fixation than dealing with the problem. Escaping stresses of reality by indulging in fantasy isn't healthy

why is my penis so big and hard all of a sudden

>>27890354

Reported for NSFW

>>27890396
>>27890367
I don't have any money to move out... and no luck finding work on my own

To make matters worse, the county I live in has horrifically overpriced housing and a crap job market, so even if I did have the means to move out it would be almost pointless unless I moved to a different unfamiliar part of the state

>>27890453
Because you lack proper dick training and discipline.

>>27890426
Bullshit, everyone indulges in escapism to get away from stress it's only unhealthy when it's taken too far or too often

>>27890333
Oh you~

>>27890412
Cool story bro.

>>27890322
I am so sorry, but I'm glad you're taking it well.

Death shouldn't really be a sad thing in peoples lives, everyone will die eventually, just remember the good times.

This thread is suck so far
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yVPO60YnQw

Guys.

I want rule 34 on Lauren Faust. It hasn't been done yet, I think.

>>27890453
Fuck if I know, you probably have some serious psychological issues or something.

>>27890289
Dude, get your shit together, mental or not, even the retards get jobs. Go to college, stop with the drugs and start living for fuck sake. Ten bucks you don't have a metal illness and you just think you do.

>>27889856
Granny Smith

>>27890482
Wrong, sir. /v/ drawfag drew her sucking a horse dick

>>27890412
I never let myself get depressed, that shit isnt serious. Fuck you and your 'depression'. not you personally, but anyone who takes themselves too serious.

Im not here to motivate you, but fuck man, nothing is so bad that you put it on other people. Vent and move on. If you have something genuinely worth being depressed about, you'll know it, but otherwise. No

>>27890187
>Likes Matt Smith's Doctor

>>27890482
We have Faust sucking a horse dick.

Drawn by a guy named /v/ drawfag.

>>27890492
>go to college
no money
>stop with the drugs
why are you guys so convinced I take drugs

Whoops, I accidentally the thread.

Now I'm kind of happy I don't have it as bad as some of you.

And I'm kind of sad because you guys have some serious shit going on.

>>27890426
I always do that. obsess then drop it. Almost all of a sudden, too. It helped me through, but it wasnt that long ago, and i'll be fucked if im taking on these deep seated problems on my own, nigga. Gimme my ponies and my health, and i'll do just fine

>>27890289
1. Get a job. Burger King or McDonalds or Subway or Wal-Mart or anything.
2. Get all your co-workers to come over when she's not there.
3. Make sure they have a bunch of cardboard boxes. Pack up all your stuff and leave. Change your phone number.
4. Keep the job, and contact your local autism advocacy group. They'll hook you up with a halfway house and have a diagnostician figure out whether you're on the spectrum or something else.

I've got Asperger's (medically certified, yo) and it's easy to simply adapt to whatever happens. It's hard to make the right choices, especially when everyone else around you seems to have their shit together better than you.

Hint: they're just better at bluffing.

>>27890521
Have a seat with the rest of us well-adjusted folks while we wait for the topic to change.

>>27890214
I've never heard of that before. Is it like Lion's Club or something? I don't even know what Lion's Club is, only heard of it.

>>27890566
Sir yes sir.

>>27890475
fuck, if you REALLLY want my story, you need only ask about my early fucked up childhood.

it isnt bad, but boy is it unusual. Mianly because everyone around me had much much worse problems than i did, and I felt like shit. I always wondered how they must feel

You know whats been bothering me for a while? Who was singing with Fluttershy in Winter Wrap Up? Her voice was amazing...

Here ya go, Juice.

Thanks for being so fuckig pathetic /co/, you always know how to make me feel better about myself.

>>27890467

The problem is defining that, and people with problems like that will deny it with all their heart. If you find yourself concentrating on fantasty in order to avoid the real world and/or properly dealing with stresses and responsibilities then you may have a problem.

hello everyone

>>27890496
>>27890515
Oh, fuck this gay Earth.

>>27890590
carrot top, I think

>Homestuck still hasn't updated
>MFW

Sure is Ponychan in here

>>27890515
>>27890496
Oh.

Awesome.

...and I found it on arch.413chan.net.

It wasn't worth it. At all.

>>27890598
Man those fucking boards are such lying pieces of shit.

You can break one with a chopstick

have any of you ponys ever seen
"The Thing"

>>27890497
Fuck you and your 'depression isn't real' shit. It's neurochemical, often triggered by external events, often passed down in families, and just because you can't put a cast on it doesn't mean it isn't broken.

>>27890621

Not enough hugboxing and RANDUMB xD to be ponychan

>>27890620
It's been updating at a less pace lately. Chill.

>>27890608
you want my philosophy? Fuck the real world, what has it ever done for me?

I apportioned myself. When I had to deal with shit, I put my mind to focus and got it done, then after that, I retreated into whatever I was into at the time, because there was little the real world had for me that wasnt misery or work.

>>27890620
What do you expect, it's the lazies mother fucking piece of shit writer ever.

>>27890582
See, when ever I hear some one bitch about their life, I remember everyone who has a shitty life and stop giving a fuck

>>27890620
Pfft.
Updates soon fellow stalker.

>>27890656
HAH,
that's a laugh

>>27890453
Because.

>>27890656
It's funny because Hussie probably spends 75% of his awake time drawing homestuck.

>>27890656
>isthisniggaserious.jpg

>>27890643
exactly, its neurochemical. It is beatable. Eat right, sleep right and find things that make you happy. Im gonna be honest here, I feel depressed as shit most the fucking time, but I keep it to myself. I know how to sort it out, but I dont have that self control yet. I keep it to me, though

How about some OC?

Because even Starcraft isn't free from my cancer

>>27890675
>He thinks Homosuck is good

>>27890548
this is pretty good advice, thank you
how would I find a halfway house
and why do you say change my phone number...
is that really necessary D:

>Sub-urban white folk and their boo hoo problems

Theres a famine spreading across East Africa right now. Words cannot describe the shame I feel

>>27890713
>He thinks it isn't

>>27890722
I'm gonna buy 3 cheese burgers because you said that.

>>27890354
>>27890453
You know what? I had a scary thought yesterday. People aren't just sexualizing ponies to try and troll me. Someone out there actually likes it, and gets off on it. What the fuck?

>>27890722
This.

>>27890713
Get with the times

>>27890722
yes, because we are capable of fixing that

(the joke is that we cant)

I used to have depressions. And you know what worked on them? Working out. Even when it is only once in a week, but usually more when I got time.

It's simple, but it works.

But of course it doesn't have to work for others. But it did for me.

>>27890086

The poster is awesome,and it cannot be denied.
However I am sad its lacking Caramel and a few other fan favorites, while having the likes of pony joe and the 3 stooges.

>>27890733
>Godawful writing
>Art comparable to a 8 year old
>Fandom takes his style and uses it for "fan adventures" which are even worse than the shit it spawned from
>Shipping
>lolsorandumxD
>Shipping

If any of you know who this is, please tell me.

>>27890733
Not that guy but, I KNOW it isn't.

>>27890086
why the hell is that random balloon pooping pony on here

This thread turned into Ponychan boohoo sob stories, just great.

WIP, coming up with context, blah blah blah. Fluttershy got her swimsuit from Phooto Feeneesh as a parting gift and a thanks from her time modeling.

>>27890793
It looks lovely.

>>27890573
Toastmasters is an organization made of local speech clubs. You can learn how to speak confidently, in front of audiences of any size. You can join contests for various types of speeches and compete all the way up to the International Champion of Public Speaking if you dare.

If you become a club officer, you get real-world experience in leadership: how to delegate, schedule, advertise, run a nonprofit, all these things look great on a resume and can move you up in your business.

I've been in for nine years, and it has been the #1 thing in my life until FiM came along. I've made business contacts and real friends. I've learned how to speak on any topic at length, in front of any audience.

>>27890777
It's like ponychan's intelligence just gets worse and worse

I learned more about theory of mind, friendships and social interactions from this season than I had in the previous 31 years of life.

>>27890722
I agree with the sub-urban bitching, but I believe it was Sam Kinison who said "MOVE WHERE THE FUCKING FOOD IS!"

>>27890777
>>27890782
haha oh wow

>>27890793
>Fat Pinkie

Oinkie Luv Pie
i just made that up

im so cleaver

>>27890749
It's funny, because it's true.

Can we have ponies now?

>>27890758

The joke is that while people struggle for their very existance in an unforgiving environment you sit at home feeling sorry for yourself and your "crippling problems" that prevent you from living life.

Cowards

>>27890790

because he is Pokie and he is awesome

>>27890749
I fap to ponies.

Ask me anything.

>>27890823
>>27890814
Trips sealed the deal

>>27890779

>>27890777
I liked Homestuck when I first started reading it

Then I saw how I was expected to read all of these text sections
and no that is not just "laziness" on my part, the writing is awful too
"HAHA KARKAT IS MAD AND HE SAID FUCK AND ASS AND FUCKASS, SO FUNNAY"
and then the story itself is just whatever the fuck twist Hussey feels like throwing in for the time being without any forethought

Also I realized the fans are fucking psychos on par with weeaboos

>>27890667
you dont even know, bro.

My best friend is george. His father died when he was six of lung cancer. Leaving him and his sister with their mother. I actually wished their dad was go away when I was too young to understand anything about life. He did. Turned out he was in hospital dying at that time. When I was older, it was my biggest shame, that I'd wished their dad away. still havent told anyone, thats one thing for me.

Anyway, their mother was an alcoholic, non aggressive, but she knew some bad bad people. really gangster fuckers with their addictions. They werent rich, but these people robbed from them anyway. They used to go to glastonbury, when it started out, backstage at the acoustic tent. Their dad organised it, before he died, and then their mother took over. Some of these bad people thought they could make money out of it, so they lied to the organiser so they could take her job, but still have her do the work. It wasnt anyones fault, but they were surrounded by bastards in a way I just wasnt. Then there was my first girlfriend who was raped by her dad, then there was my college friend who got an addiction and fell into prostitution.

Shit, my life? nothing. nothing compared to theirs.

>>27890823
>No rebuttal
>"huehue, dems so stoopid!"

>>27890861
Who is your favorite pony to fap to?

>>27890861
WHY?

>>27890868
Kinda looks like a G2 pony. But i'm not sure because i'm not gay.

>>27890863
>>>/b/

>>27890503
>Liking Dr. whoof

>>27890790
>balloon pooping pony

>>27890782
>>27890777
It's like you guys aren't even trying
>>27890863
>he thinks it matters
>even though he has a shitty opinion
>>>/b/
>>27890878
Karkat only said Fuckass once imbecile.
And the fans are nothing compared to us

>>27890771
Caramel's in the balloon.

>>27890835
This attitude won't help them overcome those depressions, dude. It will make them worse.

But really, if you got problems with your head, take it to /adv/ (or psychotherapist). MLP general threads are really not the right place.

>>27890902
>Liking anything.

>>27890861
May we see your penis
I have a thing for getting to see MLP general's dicks but nobody ever accepts my proposal to swap pics :(

>>27890892
Someone's flank is red

>>27890777
>Implying Homestuck's art isn't a stylistic decision
>Implying Andrew isn't an insanely talented artist

>Rail this thread into the ground
>Twice

>>27890008

What the fuck is the matter with you people?

>>27890771
The guy who put it together apologizes for that

>>27890821
Hey! That's my line!

this fallout story is like crack cocaine I've been reading for eight hours

>>27890878

>the fans are fucking psychos on par with weeaboos

They are pretty bad, true, but these threads have some sick fucks as well that are more than a little deranged.

>>27890777
>mspa
>ms paint adventures
Herpus my Derpus

>>27890086
TWILIGHT SOMEONE IS STEALING YOUR FUCKING BALLOON

>>27890951
you going to comic con?

>>27890853
I thought his name was Pierce.
I go away for 2 months and THIS happens?
>Pokey

>>27890898
I favour Pinkie Pie.

>>27890899
Because they are so cute and yet so feminine. It's like fapping to hentai or something

Horse manure is used as fertilizer, so does that mean AppleJack's family has to save their poops? Or maybe they just cut out the middle-man and poop right in the orchard.

Whelp. Looks like there is no saving this thread. I'm out.

>>27890948
You people?

>>27890878
I read the comic but avoid the threads.

Maybe I should do that to MLP.

So I fucking want this thing. Desperately.

>only 5000 will ever exist lol hasbro trol u

>>27890948
Everything.

>>27890986
>Remove copyright
>Print at kinkos

>>27890967
It's actually Twilight in that balloon.

She is in two places at once.

>>27890971
his name is pokey pierce, so sayeth anonymous

>>27890967
ZECORA DID YOU DO THIS
ARE YOU USING SOME SORT OF REMOTE-CONTROL VEHICLE THEFT MANEUVER
FUCKING ZEBRA VOODOO

>>27890971
Pokey Pierce

>>27890878
>implying our fans our better

Guys, what if... what if ponies got universally banned on 4chan? Where would we go?

>>27890934
No. I haven't shaved my penis in weeks.

EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD WANTED TO KNOW THIS, I am sure of it.

So, what do you guys think about luna and celestia´s past?
You prefer that they´re part of the universe and made the world and the heavens or do you like the idea of them been once in the past normal ponies who became divine and gained control of the world?

I prefer the second, if they where gods from the start i couldn´t see them giving a fuck about ponies and ruling them so closely, they would be just too mighty and powerful to give a fuck or to need to be there to control stuff.

>>27890973
No. It's nothing like hentai. There are PONIES. You're not supposed to sexualize them. Do you realize how different ponies are from people? Ponies have nipples between their back legs.

>>27890986
if I had the balls to hang that on my wall, I'd need bigger pants

>>27890951

>>27890835
You know what we gotta do. Get one country to invade that country, get rid of the corrupt government that takes all of that money meant to help the people to buy a new house and get a god damn good government there.
>>27890882
My life is great dude. I could spend it bitching about my problems, but I choose to live it

SO HOW DO I BECOME A BRONY? I have held out for far too long, i need some harmony in my life

>>27890971
He pops balloons and doesn't afraid of anything.

>>27891024
Nowhere because it would fail spectacularly like last time two mods tried to take authority over a site with around four dozen boards.

>>27891024
FiMchan

also what the fuck is this thread

GEE WHIZ I SURE LOVE CUTE PONIES
DO YOU GUYS LIKE CUTE PONIES?
LETS TALK ABOUT CUTE PONIES

>>27891020
Hello, Mr. summer.

>>27890812
I can speak, but have never had the chance. These organizations are just in every area, eh?

>>27891045
No bonies here. just MLP fans.

>>27891035
a 16yr old has more balls than you
wat do?

>>27890986

I hope they at least put out a high rez version so we can print our own or something

or if they want to be swell, bundle one with the dvd/blu ray set.

>>27891020
No, Homestuck General is worse.

MLP general is mostly innocent fans of the show plus some obnoxious trolls who come in here to be over-the-top creepy because they know it gets them attention

whereas Homestuck General is completely full of genuinely creepy people, just because it doesnt have as many of these "incriminating" screenshots doesnt contradict that

>>27891045
don't

just watch the show

or if you want an imaginary utopia, go to ponychan

>>27891027
I figure one of their parents took care of the weather duties when they were younger.

>>27891040
they arent my problems man, they are someone elses. Im agreeing with you, son.

>>27891026
>implying I have any problem with this

whip it out babe

>>27890969
I'd love to get one of those posters, see all the cool /co/-related stuff, but this economy is shit.

>>27891027
I like the second, makes them more relatiable and makes less Mary-Sue like

>>27891045
>HOW DO I BECOME A BRONY?

Start by fucking off to ponychan.

If I can DE-rail

can I RE-rail?

Let's find out.

When did you get into MLP, and why?
I saw it a few weeks ago after seeing all these images about it, and instantly liked it.
At first I didn't want to like it, because it was really girly, but then I warmed up to it.

>>27891077
There's no way all of these deviants are trolls.

>>27891045
First you must answer me these questions three.
Are you a little girl?
Do you dream of humping equines?
How do you feel about penises on women?

>>27891072
harvest them

>>27891032
They are ponies, but they look nothing like actual ponies, they have human-looking heads and faces, human-looking movements, feminine-looking asses.

I don't fap to ACTUAL horses, just to ponies from the show.

>>27891045
You don't.
You watch the show and become a "fan".
You become a "brony" when you're a creepy faggot

>>27891067
Good luck with that. No seriously, I mean it.

>>27891101
February, went to troll. I fell into a pit of love and friendship instead.

>>27891038

>>27891071
>>27891080
I like how you guys were fine with the term "brony" until it became mainstream.

>>27891077
See that's where you're wrong

I've been to both and over there,
and sure,
each has its flaws and creeps,
but for godsakes,
At least conversation actually happens over there based on THE CONTENT. Here it's just dry as a desert until the 2nd season.

>>27891101
Saw an image of it on /b/ back in january and asked what show it was, migrated to /co/ soon after

>>27891114
hahahahahahahaha...................................................wait what?

>>27891072
Infiltrate his house in the night, incapacitate him then surgically remove his balls and eat them

...is what I would do, if I were jealous of his balls, which I'm not.

>>27891077
All the shota and loli troll porn tells me enough about them.

>>27891101
probably around winter wrap up. Just the standard "okay, I'll just watch one-eh its okay, i'll try another-alright, i admit its pretty good-fuck why am i still watching-fuck yeah ponies" we all had

>>27891101
Someone on another forum linked to the 1st episode. Lots of stuff to laugh at, but nothing much to criticize. No idea why I came to /co/

>>27891103
Well, some of them probably do have real fetishes, but my point is that the average pony fan is less fucked in the head than the average HS fan

>>27891070
Everywhere. Internationally. Check for a club in your area.

http://reports.toastmasters dot org/findaclub/

>>27891151
we were fine with it until it got associated with people who want to make friends with each other on the internet

>>27891032
>Flutterfucker

>>27891163
>implying we don't have that in bushel fulls

>>27891181
>>27891170
>>27891156
>>27891135
Oh I am gooooood

>>27891077

>MLP general is mostly innocent fans of the show

So blissfully naive! You are so cute, like a puppy in the window.

>>27891120
You need many years of therapy.

>>27891182
>MegaSweet
>RagingSemi
>All the other porn artists

>>27891160
>>27891114
WELP
i'm never buying any custom merchandise

Hello, /co/lts

I hail from the great land of /b/roni threads,

So tell me.. why are you so despised amongst my people? I came here expecting weeaboos and shipping and rule 34 galore but none is to be found.

>>27891151
I was okay with it until it started to mean

>unemployed
>aspie
>antisocial and/or socailly retarded
>pervert

etc

>>27891203
It is adorable isn't it

>>27891158
you heard me.

But you wont when I come for them

>>27891101
It was on February, everyone was posting image reactions, so i watched the first episode, and then i watched all the current episodes (Fall Weather Friends).

>>27891090
Maybe later and on /soc/. I am not going to post my dick on /co/, sorry

>>27891229
Why do you wear a trip when you don't contribute?

>>27891200
We have no porn of Peachy Pie and Sunny Daze.

>>27891224
>RS
>art
You insult the very medium

>>27891238
email posted

>>27891229
People usually hate things that are better than them

>>27891163
thats mostly joke stuff. especially the vriska.gif which was made to piss off a mod on the official forums. id say our percentage of sick fucks is probably on par with yours just your fandom is bigger so it seems like you have more.

btw, unrelated question. ive never watched the show but what are gilda and spike for? they're the only non-ponies ive seen in the show and i always see them treated differently in disc.

>>27891229
Your "people" hate anyone better than them and try to bring them down to their level.

Hey guys, what kind of pony would your cat turn into if magic happened. Mine would turn into a white pony with light blue eyes. His cutie mark would be my bed because he loves to lay on it all the time. He would probably pick Rainbow Dash to be his wife because he loves a tough woman.

>>27891151
I know, right? didn't this board INVENT the word "brony", and now that people know about it, they are acting like hipsters.

>>27891198
I will murder you.

>>27891275
get the fuck out

>>27891229
I thought the whole /b/ thing was to love and tolerate everything

>>27891224
RS's fetish is doing other people's fetishs.

MS's fetish is penises, penises, and more penises.

>>27891151
It's not about it being "mainstream" it's about how seriously people use the word and everything it's become associated with.

>>27891229
probably because we fucking hate you faggots and your tripfag circlejerking, personal blogging, stupid meta-ing, hugboxing, porning, bronying bullshit that makes us ALL look bad.

YOU are the luke allens. Ever wonder why ponychanners only come from /b/ on 4chan?

>>27891248
who the hell cares
our fandom has come up with stuff that shames me so much
For fucks sake

>>27891027

I like the idea that they some how rose to what they are and seized a level of control they were never supposed to have. Which would go a long way to explaining why the "gods" of the world are a specific species when the world is inhabited by several differing sapient species.

I like to thing Equestria is built on the bones of a much, much different world. (plus, gives fodder for pony adventurers!)

Just never ask Celestia about the Old World.

>>27891205
No I don't, I don't hurt anyone with my fetish.

>>27891292
MS doesnt have a fetish
people just requested futa from him and now hes getting typecast as a futa artist

>>27891088
There is a fic where they were born as earth ponies and blessed by the stars or something, later in life they sprouted horns and shit started to happen. It was really good, i wonder if it will be finished.

>>27891296
Luke allen is one of us though. As to why he did that god awful interview I can not say, but he claims to have contributed anonymously before.

>>27891231
>>27891196
>Implying you guys aren't the same.

>>27891254
>>27891257
Yes, we think ywere better than you too. albeit in a less obvious way.

>>27891290
Used to be. Its not brought up to often now-a-days.

>>27891296
>>27891296
omfg your a huge aspie, get some medication bro

>>27891256
Spike is Twilight Sparkle's assistant, and Gilda is a massive bitch who is a friend of the bitch of the group.

>>27891101
The Ticket Master. I expected shit, but got a kick out of it.

I don't think I watched the original two parter until a few days before or after Applebuck Season. After that episode, I waited patiently for youtube videos to be upped or a chance to watch it on DVR.

>>27891315
And WHY do they request Futa from him? Because they know he'll do it.

>>27891319

That is Paradise by SlyWit

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Okay, thunder storm. Logging off, unplugging.

The monsoon has arrived. (Our weather pegasi also have autism.)

>>27891315
What about SB's request where MS wanted to make it futa?

>>27891356
We didn't think he could draw dicks before he started drawing futa.

>>27891253
I'm not gay, I am not going to swap penis pictures with you. Sorry, dude

>>27891325
thats not the point.

We have a few luke allens, we have a few nathans.

THEY have MOST the luke allens, and MOST the nathans.

Also luke is a fucking retard for doing that, always judge how well you'll go down when you reveal shit

>>27891311
It's fucked up to wanna fuck ponies. There's nothing sexual about the show.

>>27891315
>people just requested futa from him and now hes getting typecast as a futa artist
Gee I cannot imagine why.

>>27891383
its not gay as long as we dont say we love each other

>>27891315
Yeah, that Fluttershy autofellatio was totally a request, and so was it's sequel.

>>27891315

>MS doesnt have a fetish

He admitted he has a fetish for futa. He very often draws futa art, all on his own. The Sweetie Belle shit he draws is much more fucking creepy though.

>>27891296
It was an hoenst question.. Although all of that is bull minus the tripfagging but even we make fun of ourselves for that.

>>27891341
/b/ has contributed nothing to fanon and the existence of their threads are pointless. The only good thing that's come from them is the tripfag who had the really good stream near the end of the season

>>27891393
Saying something is sexual is totally subjective. Something 'sexy' is in the eye of the beholder.

>>27891319
It will.

I work a day job that really slows down the updates, but the writing still happens, and progress is made.

>>27891229
Remember back when you were in school and all your schoolmates told you that some other school was full of drug-addicts and was a disgusting pile of shit, but then you meet someone from that school and it turns out that they're a normal person and the people at their school says the same shit about your school?

That's what /co/ and /b/ are, two different schools that talk shit about each other, without having actually been to the other school.

>>27891416
stop sexualizing celebrities idiot
if he had a sexual mental disease like that he would be too dysfunctional to be successful as he is today

>Yes, we think ywere better than you too.

in the same way ponychan does. I dont think we are better than YOU necessarily, but I take it as personal offense when YOU could even go as far as to think YOU are better than US

Hey guys what's goin on in h-

>shitstorm

Business as usual I see!

I still can't quit you /co/.

>>27891436
How many drawfags does /b/ have/

>>27891282
Old wounds still sting do they, Flutterfucker?
Why, I'm sure if got that screenshot'd thread around here somewhere...

>>27891436
except in one school none of the students do anything except gossip. and in the other one all they do is masturbate

>>27891303
Watch it be that Equestria is actually a utopia made by Celestia that is seperate from a cruel world outside of it. That would explain why she can raise the Sun and Moon, it's artificial, and why they don't have problems like in Dragonshy as often.

>>27891436

You drastically underestimate the shittiness of /b/.

>>27891425
No. No, it's really not. You shouldn't fap to ponies. If I found myself fapping to ponies for whatever reason, I'd go look at something else.

>>27891315
i popped a boner when i heard MS breathing when i was in a stream a few days ago.
>completely unrelated
well here's some pony

/CO/ REQUEST READ THIS STATEMENT. WHY CANNOT I SQUIRT CUM LIKE IN HORSE SEX VIDEOS. CAN ONLY DRIP IT OUT ONTO MINE BALLS. I WANT TO HAVE CUM FLY GLORIOUSLY LIKE MY CUTE PIE

>>27891436
I went to /b/ as Anonymous on a Pony Thread, everyone ignores you and keep talking about their day and how much they love each other

>>27891393
The feminized faces, asses and general behavior is sexy enough for me.

>>27891442
>celebrities

>>27891436
>>27891436
>>27891436
>People said shit about this one small school
>"Oh it's full of druggies everyone that goes there is high"

>Get sent there because of shitty grades

>They were right

>>27891421
The fanon? Is that /co/ slang?

Although weve had our fair share of fics and pics.. well... I'd love to continue this further if i had any idea what fanon meant/

>>27891348
whos the bitch of the group?

So guys.
The season 2 finale involves the Cutie Mark Crusaders.
Here's a screencap from the script. Sorry I can't show you more.

I'm an MD with over $8,000,000 in the bank, a beautiful wife and two wonderful sons, and I just want you all to know that I am disgusted by all of you. Every last one of you is ridiculously pathetic in my eyes. I mean, masturbating to cartoon animals? That is definitely a psychosis. But don't get cocky, the rest of you aren't any better. Straighten up and get your lives in line while you're still young, if you ever want to live the good life like me.

>>27891421
But fanon is terrible.

Why is juice so terribad

>>27891496

If you head on over to gif and ask, there's this diet plan they have where you take certain supplements to enhance your "output".

>>27891493
You (eh... I mean me) don't fap to actual animals, but to their cartoon version that are supposed to look and behave like girls.

I think that's ok.

I couldn't really get into Homestuck in the same way I could get into ponies. At least with MLP, I can simply go on YouTube, watch a random episode, and not feel lost due to the show having a more definite beginning-middle-end structure; Homestuck just feels like a huge in-joke that constantly pushes forward ad infinitum that, if you didn't catch on near the very beginning, you're pretty much fucked. I never really paid much attention to webcomics with any sense of continuity, but then again I'm used to the three- or four-panel comics that end with a definite punchline anyway. But that's just, like, my opinion, man.

Anyway, are there any more idorts out there who don't really have much of a preference of the core cast? I just feel like they all contribute their own little piece of the show, and favoritism doesn't give enough credit to that one piece.

>>27891420
>>27891498
you cant really deny you do that shit, quite a lot.

I mean, we sometimes are guilty for some of the stuff in my list, but not all of it, and not often. You guys though, you guys.

/b/ is for people who havent grown up enough to go to the rest of the board. Like a nursery, where everyone is ironically, a pedophile

>>27891495
is ms a girl or boy
its killing me

>>27891509
Fan-canon. Like dash being gay, and derpy's child, and that stuff

>>27891528
Because he is a spy

>>27891485

Thats an alternate theory that does make a lot of sense too actually. If Equestria is a sort of plane of its own, a planar kingdom so to speak, and its ruler and deity are one in the same, it goes a long way to explaining why things work the way they do. If thats the case, there are probably a bunch of these planar kingdoms, each ruled by its own god king/queen.

Its like a happy rainbow pony Ravenloft. And Celestia is a pony Soth.

question
if you could replace your human sex drive with horse sex drive would you do it
meaning your dick looks like a horse dick and you are attracted to horses and horses are attracted to you
you lose the ability to impregnate humans but you can now impregnate horses
your children will be horses but can talk like you

>>27891517
Rarity

>>27891393
Kamina is telling other people that its wrong to fuck ponies.

Taking Fic requests.

Last Night's Request: Fluttershy helps out a creature who comes back and helps her latter. Results are in the pic.

Alright, gentlemen. What'll it be?

>>27891552
>is ms a girl or boy
Yes

>>27891452
Forgive my impatience, but how goes the progress of the fic you've been working on?

>>27891519
Looks like the plot so far is amazing

i am not going to lie any more... i have a huge fucken crush on megasweet, shes probably out of my league though (im a weird chubby latino..)

>>27891552
MS is both

>>27891509
I will explain it best I can.
Basically canon is the universe and stories that are official.
Fanon is well, fan-canon basically. Just fan made stuff, like derpy being a mail mare or any bg pony names, those were all discussed here

>>27891493
>Oh look, someone likes what I don't like. Might as well get mad over it.

>>27891498
Must've ahd a abd day then. were a bit like a circle of friends but weve always welcomed newfags/newfriends with open arms.

>>27891576
Caramel in his rise through the ranks of the equestrian army

>>27891576
Forgot pic.

Still looking for some feedback on this one, btw. It's only gotten two responses and one of those was vague.

>>27891579

Almost done, it's a bit embarrassing how long it's taking to crank this one request out. I had some shit to do the past few days.

>>27891593
I thought MS was a computer that made porn and pretty pictures?

>>27891560
And thats how Equestria was made

>>27891576
Fluttershy if she had become a world famous model. like kate bush or something

>>27891592
>she
I got some bad news for you...

>>27891470
I'm gonna kill you.

>>27891560

>>27891576

The Manticore. Saving her from something in the manliest way possible.

>>27891619
Can you write a fic of Gilda getting punched in the mouth? I wanna see if you can do it better than Gore.

>>27891442
>mfw i used to troll megasweet but saying that he could never draw a penis and then shortly after he draws futa
>Mfw i also said he could never draw on model porn, and then shortly after he did draw it
>Mfw i then asked him why he never drew anthro, and then shortly after he did

Reverse Psychology works so well.

>>27891631
>the residents of equestria are descended from humans that fucked horses

why does this make sense

>>27891560
If I am on earth, hell no. If I am in some other world with no human women and the sentient species are horses, then sure.

>>27891636
oh man, only being on during night spoiled me, i forgot this cumdumpster was still on the threads

I mean...

hi beedrill!

>>27891660
Tell him he can't do straight porn!

>>27891659

I'm sure it'd take very little effort to be stomp my shit lol.

>>27891618
Could we keep the requests to a) full characters or b) well-developed fanon characters like Derpy or the doctor.

>>27891651
That was LAST NIGHT'S request that I already did.

>>27891659
Not a big fan of competition.

>>27891633
>Green Isn't Your Color

>>27891660
tell him he can't do humanized lesbians anymore, he got rusty or something.
god damn

>>27891688
SOUNDS LIKE ENCOURAGEMENT TO ME

FUND IT

>>27891592
hiya ben harden

>>27891660
I remember the classic MS, porn of humanized, vaginas, good times

>>27891660
tell him that mixing bleach and ammonia is a bad idea

>>27891686

But he already has done straight porn, anon. He hasn't done gore or scat though.

>>27891501
Nothing about their asses is feminized, I don't think. You're just a sick fuck.

>>27891544
Liking cartoon animals makes you a furry, bro.

>>27891571
Shut the fuck up, Donny.

>>27891576
I kinda would like to see filly Zecora helping a herd of Buffalo from getting attacked by a lurking (and strangely Austrailian-accented) Salt Water Crocodile.

>>27891696
>green isnt your colour

exactly, how inflated she would be if she didnt quit it and became absolutely world famous

>>27891361
I'm hoping to get more free time next week and thereafter. . .

So I hope that will change, soon.

>>27891660
tell him that he can't draw hyper-realistic shark mating pictures

>>27891731
does filly zecora still rhyme?

>>27891702

I'm perfectly fine with people writing their own stuff. I'm sure there's already tons of gore fics out there already, but here I am writing my own. However shitty they may be.

>>27891696
There is a luxurious new pastry and only celestia has access to it, that is of course until pinkie pie infiltrates her castle and steals the recipe

>>27891749
Only about half the time

>>27891701

>tell him he can't do humanized lesbians anymore, he got rusty or something. god damn

I've tried that for months. It doesn't work.

>>27891660
YO MEGASWEET

WHY CAN'T YOU INTO SMEARS

>>27891749
Perhaps not as well as she does now and probably messes up when she's angry or distressed, but does her rhyming to calm herself down (dealing with stubborn buffalo).

>>27891749
>>27891758
best part of this thread so far

>>27891758

>that feel when MegaSweet has a really bland art style but everyone gathers around to gobble his cock because he has no real competition

>>27891744

>>27891777
BET YOU CAN'T DO A .GIF

>>27891740
whether she became debauched, addicted and ruined by the fame and the world she was now in, or whther its a more ighthearted story about her changing the world somehow, or just funny, like most of the lives of fashion starlets and their entitlements

Riiiiiiiight. Well ill take my leave... you lot arn't as bad as your made out to be but.. your... Something else..

Not inherently bad but not inherently good either.

>>27891722
Futa doesn't count as straight

Where can I get a poster that I don't have to ship from Australia?

>>27891804
I could watch him draw ponies for hours.

>>27891804
Draw your own fan art if your so great.

>>27891834
he's not talking about futa

MS HAS done straight

>>27891660
Tell him he can't do MLP/Moon over June crossover porn.

Why did people think MS was a girl? I mean, it's pony porn, not a delicious thanksgiving dinner.

>>27891830
>>27891849
>your

>>27891804
I think youre thinking about Madmax

>>27891712
I always thought his vaginas looked so nice.

Shame we never get to see them anymore.

>>27891636
You're a lucky fellow. Turns out I don't have the incriminating screenshots.

But know this, while you can try and run from your past, you can never escape from me

>>27891749
Filly Zecora only speaks in Zebra. She doesn't learn English until she's in her teens.

>>27891830
stop saying inherently and fuck off

>>27891754
doing this one.

This is one of those ideas that it would be so incredibly easy to fuck up, here's hoping I can nail it.

>>27891854
Such as....?

>>27891868
Beedrill doesn't need your help proving he's retarded.

A+ for effort though.

>>27891804

>bland

Dude, MS, whatever he/she/it is, has probably the most distinct style of any of the artists that posts here. You can tell it from a mile away, especially when its done in the purply sketchy crap.

>>27891415
The sequel was my request, but it didn't come out how I had envisioned